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title: 'The Predator: An Unbridled Rage'
source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=CJhq450Fjl4'
video_id: 'CJhq450Fjl4'
date: 2026-07-25
duration_sec: 3420
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# The Predator: An Unbridled Rage

> Source: [The Predator: An Unbridled Rage](https://youtube.com/watch?v=CJhq450Fjl4)

## Summary

This video is a scathing critique of the 2018 film 'The Predator,' directed by Shane Black. The reviewer analyzes the movie's nonsensical plot, terrible dialogue, and disrespect to the original franchise, calling it one of the worst entries in the series.

### Key Points

- **Opening Space Battle and Escape Pod** [00:02] — The film opens with a space battle, a teleportation hole, and a crash on Earth, with an escape pod jettisoned that becomes important later.
- **Introduction of Asperger's Kid** [02:40] — The protagonist's son, who has Asperger's, is shown playing chess and is bullied with offensive 'ass burgers' jokes.
- **Predator Escapes Lab Without Explanation** [10:00] — The captured Predator suddenly breaks free and escapes the lab with no logical reason, killing guards in an implausible scene.
- **Predator Dogs Introduced** [23:30] — The new Predator releases 'Predator dogs' — smaller, dreadlocked creatures that act like canines. One is lobotomized and later serves as a deus ex machina.
- **Spinal Fluid Retcon** [26:16] — The scientist reveals that the 'mystery fluid' is human spinal fluid, collected by Predators for DNA splicing to evolve, completely rewriting the franchise's hunting lore.
- **Dog Spits Out Weapon** [43:09] — In the climax, the lobotomized Predator dog vomits a high-tech explosive that the heroes use to defeat the super Predator.
- **Post-Credits Predator Killer Suit** [44:04] — The escape pod from the beginning opens to reveal a 'Predator Killer' suit that attaches to the protagonist, setting up a sequel.

### Conclusion

The review concludes that 'The Predator' is a disastrous film that ruins the franchise's lore and is a painful experience for fans, comparing it unfavorably to 'The Last Jedi' in terms of franchise damage.

## Transcript

but i'm going to do my best to explain it to you we open on a space battle with pursuing predatorship right before it tears open a teleportation hole in space and travels directly to earth this
actually happens the ship makes it through to earth and before crash jettisons out an escape pod of some kind keep in mind that will be relevant for the last scene of the film we then meet man dude who is so badass
you just know that he's super cool and awesome shove me again i'm gonna break we are smashed into a covet american mission in mexico where it has come down or not hostages are executed or not remember they did
that in the original remember we're doing it again [ __ ] you the predator ship then crash lands right next to dude bloke's team and somehow the predator's gear all falls off and lands outside of the ship
itself is lost and becomes the mcguffin of the movie don't think about it it so much worse so dude bro finds and picks up the predator gauntlet and he just decides to put it on and it actually works because movie i don't
killed and right at the moment that the predator is heading towards bro boy the gauntlet that he had attached just automatically defeats the predator by throwing some kind of projectile at him
and now it's down in the first two minutes of the film the predator has awesome we then see government officials show up they collect everything in the area while our protagonist escapes the uh bad guy is introduced and the
nicorette like it hangs there for a while to let us know he has a nicotine problem and it will likely be relevant at um no this never comes up again bear in mind there were reshoots for this film as there always seemed to be for
reportedly the biggest reason for it is that shane black realized the third act was shot in daylight and that isn't scary so they did it again but at night classic filmmaking right there but the fact that they wear reshoots should
this film that make no [ __ ] sense at all so out of the predator gear that he stole bloke boy decides to mail the gauntlet and the mask to his po box this is in order to have proof of the
being a patsy on top of that he swallows the little don't know what i mean by the little ball well the little ball invisible you guys remember how
gauntlet and how you would remove the invisibility as an option for the well now it's just science ball and you might wonder why they've made this change but um it's a shane black film so you
see we then cut to awesome games at his school but some bully tropes decide to pull the fire alarm to annoy everyone and i [ __ ] you not the teacher ferries everyone out of the
class and ignores the one child rain manning on the floor thanks to his and you can actually see the teacher in the scene he just [ __ ] forgets about the special needs child in front of him during a fire as if that would
but it allows our bully tropes to walk by the class and realize they have a evil only they just decide to call the defenseless child asperger and then they say that they are hungry
for some ass burgers this is actual dialogue in the film now here i'm in i'm in my 50s now and i felt like a midlife crisis coming on throughout this rant then thank you shane so the bully tropes get
bored and leave no idea why they decided to come in altogether if the only goal was to ask for some ass burgers but they do knock over all the chess pieces in club i guess and then we have shown that
chess piece was on every single board and so he puts them all back this is a setup for his super powers oh you think i'm joking no this is a setup for his super powers asperger then goes
home and a delivery man provides him the package his dad sent to the po box apparently his dad is overdue in payments and so that means the post office delivered to him directly how inconvenient and i mean is that
actually a [ __ ] thing oh well the film found a way to give the technology why not after that we cut to some government style dudes walk up to woman girl she does the sciences
the guy then says dr brackett i understand you enjoy stargazing and that's it she just goes with them the scene ends characters are not people they are props we've got to put them in the place they
because i don't [ __ ] know we then see her in a car being driven to the and they then tell her that these aliens have visited many times in 87 and 97 and increasing visits lately so it is safe to assume that predator 1 and
i wish that was a good thing we then cut to asperger being told to wear a and he says he doesn't want to because people will still be able to tell he's under there i wonder what mask he can use to hopefully prevent that
and he's being interrogated for information on what happened in mexico he essentially realizes that they are setting him up for the murder of his own because he plans to break out snap back to the house of the asperger
and we see that the burger himself is beginning to open up all of the predator snap back again to bloke guy who is getting placed on a prisoner transport film gets to the point where your neck starts to break if you want to keep up
with it the second he sits down we get this other guy to explain everything to he says his name is gaylord and he prefers a nickname he gave himself but there because he shot a co in the head after explaining that he
the characters in this bus and their gimmicks because show don't tell is no longer a thing we have key who fired on his own men by accident and now tells jokes to deal with it theon the sneaky one who does card tricks and
no i'm not kidding then we get bible dude gaylord just outwardly says he loves his bible that's his gimmick i hope we're clear on this hilarious and finally we have the punisher who has tourette's syndrome
comedian that he is decided to take this character to a whole new level than we've seen previously by having him say eat your [ __ ] dick [ __ ] me with an aardvark and [ __ ] [ __ ] he says these randomly in
conversations along with clicking his [ __ ] tongue all the time um do you guys remember what writing characters was like we are at the point where [ __ ] superhero movies are the gold standard
for character writing what the [ __ ] happened in 2018 for it's like the release of the last jedi has let everyone know that we can be as is made when i felt like a midlife crisis coming
on so we snap back again to our other protagonist and she's being ushered into and it turns out they have collected the predator gear from the other movies we even see the spear that was made in avp which makes those canon 2. though i
don't know why we have these pieces of tech on display instead of in labs being researched on since they are incredible pieces of futuristic technology but [ __ ] it we're moving on we then find out they've captured the first predator from
science place for science she ends up taking a close look at it and then says you are one beautiful [ __ ] remember that line we're doing it again because [ __ ] you the reality is they
something apparently it has human dna and before of that the science people begin saying uh like this happens a lot in real life you have goats that do it and sheep that
as if that makes this make any [ __ ] sense at all it reminds me of the poisonous rat speech to justify soldier dinosaurs in jurassic girl lady then interrupts him and says in a most shane black written way
someone [ __ ] an alien and there is this long pause for laughter my cinema just [ __ ] winced lady person then asks to speak with bromail killed to bring him back to the science place
snap back to the bus and there is a joke about homeless people being circumcised and five men [ __ ] the punisher's mum um yeah i just need someone to remind me predator film right now because the genre and tone
are actually [ __ ] snap back to ass of house burger and he's casually figured out how to use the alien technology entirely he understands the [ __ ] keyboard letting him control the new predator
ship that has just arrived it houses the enemy from the beginning that was star the kid then manages to get the government to actually pick up on the entry of the new predator by deactivating its cloaking field with his
knowledge of the controller he is using forcing all of these factions to start clashing yeah no this actually happens this is the please stay with me people snap back to the lab and woman lady is complaining
liquid that liquid that she is talking about does more damage to the predator franchise than anything across any of it a random science person then warns that
lab they know this because the government that's where it's heading and that was possible because the kid deactivated the predator's cloak because the post office sent him his
payments are you still [ __ ] following this the new predator is hilariously trying to restart the cloaking shield and it keeps cutting between him and the kid who keep putting it up and down i just
have to ask what the f why are you okay why is the so adamant about that particular function on this alien technology what is his investment in this entire [ __ ] thing what is asperger doing in
and why does this piece of technology override anything on this other predator's completely unrelated ship and why does it do any of this why then we cut back to science place and there is a proximity warning for the new predator
i guess but then for no reason at that very moment and locked down with restraints wakes up and escapes there is no lets it go free it just gets up and
somehow managing to not get shot by the several guards with rifles too jurassic world one only this time they didn't have some fat idiot that released him they just threw their hands up and wrote uh
apparently the government were too [ __ ] to keep this thing locked down in literally any way shape or form despite knowing about its entire history like one guy walks right up to the predator with a rifle to try and shoot
only to be slapped across the room because in movies you can't shoot right next to them i think this film was intended for traditional reviewers and they will be throwing out logic as much as possible
since traditional reviewers are the only people who appreciate a lack of logic with a massive editing mistake like the last jedi where there were reshoots and predator actually manages to escape his bonds but
female gal then picks up the vial of secret juice and a tranquilizer gun and is then spared by the predator after having dropped the weapon at least they [ __ ] got that right the predator then looks into his new mask he
and sees through it to his old mask in the asperger house which in turn sees a random note on the wall that shows an address that the predator gear it has lost
let me say that again the predator puts on a new mask through it he sees through his old mask in the asperger house which in turn sees a random note on the
wall that shows an address that the predator can then use to get its gear back somebody actually [ __ ] wrote that we there has been a breach only to cut to the outside of the
science place where the predator is murdering every soldier trying to stop a facility on have no idea turn your brain off brains are actually offensive to movies these
days we then snap back to girl person who is told to not let the predator and she agrees science man says don't let it escape and she says not my space animal and then she begins her chase
this line is so poorly written i don't even know what they were trying to say is it that she's desperate to catch it to be able to study it it just tore through about 20 armed and trained personnel and she has a [ __ ]
track gun she's in civilian clothing we just saw that sedatives don't do [ __ ] what is your plan woman whatever before we can absorb that we snap back to manboy who sees that the predator has escaped and
so he rallies the men of the bus to rise up and fight the alien that killed his men in the beginning and somehow that works he then says we gotta move to which gaylord responds brother
brother this is a bus it moves who wrote this dialogue for christ's sake so the men fake a riot and when the soldiers knocked out and ditched leaving the bus to our new team of heroes we then cut
her trunk gun waddling in full pursuit of the [ __ ] predator but don't sit with that for too long because we're back with dude guy who asks gaylord to help him not only find the alien but kill it and he just
because why [ __ ] not i suppose let's all hunt down a [ __ ] alien despite out of custody we then start hyperactively snapping back and forth predator new predator ship and the government
scrambling over what is a [ __ ] mess of a scene culminating in mrs woman sprinting for an eternity only to jump on top of the very vehicle our gaggle of idiots are inside of to try and get a shot at the predator who is simply
running in front of that very same vehicle and i'm not [ __ ] kidding here guys she ends up shooting herself with the tranquilizer in her own [ __ ] foot she was sitting
predator her foot was also right in the way too actually manages despite having the perfect shot of the thing she wants to somehow shoot herself in the [ __ ] foot with her own track gun and she is
knocked out this actually [ __ ] happens on top of that then says get to the chopper as he refers to a selection of motorbikes just remember that bit in the original they did it again because [ __ ] you we then
destroys the government ships following it so i guess that's done government guy like a single random government soldier man who goes to execute female woman since she's knocked out on the floor but
random dude is able to do that person fella bonks him right off the screen with a surprise bike attack and saves her good god the predator then having escaped those guys jumps into a
and kills everyone in the back of it screaming bloody murder only for the driver to then say hey everybody okay back there and then the predator the [ __ ] predator grabs a severed arm from the
floor of the truck and makes it pose a thumbs up and puts it through the hatch to tell the driver everything is fine and the driver [ __ ] buys it i yeah i'm serious
this actually [ __ ] happens in the film then we see the new predator is set down on earth and releases his dogs to go and find the tech he is after only to random hotel i guess i feel i should mention that
call a joke where key asks punisher what it's like to hold a gun again and he replies feels like a gun and again there is this pause for the audience to laugh and i just want to die
we then get a bonding scene for boy man and gaylord it's actually embarrassing it's the end of times huh only for gaylord to respond with worst thing about the end times they never [ __ ] are
is this dialogue gaylord then admits that it was actually himself that he shot not a different co and he has a scar on man then asks if he should be worried and gaylord responds
somebody actually wrote this the next scene then spends a decent or not the punisher said sheesh you're pushy or eat your [ __ ] this is apparently called comedy all of the characters just argue over
this for ages because he has tourette's and he says the funny maybe i don't get comedy anymore because i haven't evolved as a [ __ ] critic next up guy man says that the government were trying to kill
gal girl because she stole the special juice no idea how he knows that but [ __ ] it thanks to that she says well i guess i'm in in what what the [ __ ] is happening are you guys hunting aliens officially now
she then asks what's the reason she should join these guys what wouldn't someone ask that before agreeing to stay with these guys her alive and that they are the good guys which is a reason to be with them
that's debatable i read your file the the government are gonna need a patsy to and then she says yeah i figured what you just said that
it's debatable as to whether or not he's a good guy and to follow that up government as if that's some kind of and this comes after you saying you're gonna join them only to then ask whether
or not you should consider joining them who wrote this dialogue it doesn't make aren't speaking to each other like humans so pushing on we get a few jokes about how bible guy believes in the bible and
trying to get the gear that man bro stole at the beginning so they gotta get to it first meanwhile and i'm not [ __ ] kidding asperger puts on the predator helmet and it immediately shows him a [ __ ] video
of predators experimenting on predators to create new no idea why the mask would do that or why it activates it's like the predator equivalent of youtube for [ __ ] sake but it will help the
being made to predator lore and we're gonna get an insight into that halloween and the kid has gone out wearing the predator mask and the gauntlet because he is a [ __ ] idiot unfortunately the dad got home just out
of time and missed him and there are two pieces of hilarious exposition dude man says that he is outraged that the box came to his house some video games big deal this line is meant to tell us
stuff inside it because she's convinced it was a video game [ __ ] awful then he says oh no the whole reason i sent it to a p.o box was that you guys wouldn't be in danger
as if that somehow makes this po box [ __ ] make more sense asperger kid have all the predator gear it's as simple as that like seriously these pieces of dialogue are so [ __ ] forced so then we cut to the
kid walking around on the street with ominous music to imply something bad is only to then cut back to the mercs who are cracking jokes in the house while waiting for whatever they're supposed to do next there's a [ __ ] ton of sex jokes
jokes a random intersplice of grief as they beginning of the film to the wife to more bible thumping jokes and hilarious misunderstandings then they are asked to go on another mission but
they are fugitives and there's no reason for them to go on a hunt for a [ __ ] space alien there is comedy drama calls to action melancholy courage dialogue i have never seen a more tonally [ __ ]
balked film than this and it's a [ __ ] predator film it is not hard to maintain in predator thank you for proving me wrong shane so in response to their lack of investment brodude threatens to kill all
he leaves the house and then his wife is asked to explain his history to try and convince the rest of them to come along i have no idea why that would change like why in the [ __ ] should they hunt a space alien that sliced through 30
soldiers just minutes ago but since they all have individual characters it is are invested in this nonsense so she says he is a sniper he has the world with several medals finishing off with saying that he is a great
this speech puts gaylord on board with the mission for some reason but not the odd it's almost like telling them that the soldier guy as a soldier isn't enough for them to commit suicide strange except gaylord calls them
and so they all decide to just go with him that is a scene that actually happens these are not people but in case you haven't laughed enough in this horror film the punisher is shocked by the sight of a gun as he
enters the campervan and he says [ __ ] me in the face with an aardvark holds up spork we then cut to asperger who is being accosted by the bully tropes again in the street only this time he quickly runs away from
trick-or-treat there is no answer at first but then need to hear ridiculous [ __ ] in the most inappropriate places the guy who owns the house the kid knocked on looks out his window and says
here's your treat you little [ __ ] and throws what looked like a [ __ ] bottle that asperger's mask reacts and automatically fires a [ __ ] plasma caster shot directly into the man
blowing him apart and destroying his house what the [ __ ] what in the [ __ ] universe just [ __ ] happened the bullies just get summoned only to randomly give up the second asperger
unfortunately happens to be occupied by the only [ __ ] on the street stupid trick-or-treating on [ __ ] halloween in a densely populated suburb only to then be unlucky enough to abuse the only [ __ ] child
[ __ ] space alien technology resulting in him being blown apart because the plasmacaster from the predator gear is now built into the predator masks and it automatically reacts to being hit with anything
who would write this garbage the film then shows the kid make a scary face of the bullies and they run away in fear likely as a reaction to seeing the decimated house i guess that arc is completed thanks for
showing that people with aspergers also happen to have no regrets about anyway the kid runs off and eventually enters a park in which the predator dogs these things have the dreadlocks and
they're literally predators but dogs as if dogs for humans are just humans but dog shaped for [ __ ] sake so then the entire crew show up and shoot the [ __ ] out of the dogs killing one and
um okay there's action-packed music there's roars from the dogs and there's gunfire all over the place then gaylord walks up to one of the dogs and hits it in the head with like a nail gun or something and it doesn't
die it just appears to be lobotomized and so it and i'm not [ __ ] kidding here the crew leave it just cuts to them on the campervan and the predator dog is waddling around
this actually happens someone created this film so the predator shows up and tells everyone to lower their weapons he [ __ ] symbolizes this with a hand than when they did it in avp but i [ __ ] you not they put their
weapons down only for the punisher to start sparking out with his tourettes begins shooting like his tourettes are for spouting is [ __ ] sad for people who actually suffer from
this anyway the predator gets pissed and fires the plasmacaster a few times until man person woman person and asperger all make their way into a school before it can deliver a finishing blow the new predator grabs it and throws it
the super predator he is bigger badder and scarier than genetically altered super cgi predator folks because [ __ ] you so yes here it is we get a bit of predator on predator action
plasmacaster shot then goes for a swipe only to be thrown onto the car and then his head is punched off he's dead that was so cool do you guys meant you were [ __ ] like when he would show up it was like oh good god we're so
well now he's like a joke because we got that super cool awesome bigger one to so then bad guy arrives and he wants to assess the situation he looks at the yeah this is what happens when you combine mad libs and shane black
guy from looking at these corpses concludes one because the little one betrayed the rest of the predators he calls it interstellar cops and robbers how could you possibly [ __ ]
guess that from what we've said what the [ __ ] ever bad guy then gets confirmation from asperger's mum that the kid holds the key to the ship and so dude and he gives some advice to his asperger he tells him that having a
is okay because he also isn't the way that he wants to be which [ __ ] hell what a message just though it isn't over the asperger then questions his father's choice to kill
people and the dad feels the need to justify it and i can't help but remember which asperger vaporized a man for calling him a little [ __ ] calling him a little [ __ ] and seemed to not even [ __ ] care who
wrote this which brings us to a scene it's a nice little scene a scene in which dr science lady has researched the mystery fluid and discovered the truth of it it is human spinal fluid that was found
meaning that they've been collecting spinal fluid from other species she then says one for one i think i know what they're up to on predator world these days and then she explains you see predators
victims when they separate the spine as we've previously assumed the predators are collecting samples of spines attached to heads in order to extract the vital spinal fluids that provide their prey
with unique survival traits that they can then splice into themselves to create ultimate predators remember that awesome video we saw of predators doing science on predators
well now we have context for that scene guy person then says they're upgrading and so they head outside and see his asperger which prompts him to say you know it's pretty amazing how he's managed to learn
the alien language and technology and she responds you know a lot of spectrum aren't afflicted with the disorder they evolutionary chain what the [ __ ] are you doing
predator and you conclude that they order to bring them back home and upgrade themselves from it getting the survival traits from a species you [ __ ] murdered you
dopey tit that's just silly what do you mean they're collecting samples of other species every film up to this point has shown it's a matter of honor and pride they clean their trophies and display
them they don't extract dna that's just silly the predator billy and then hope to take his dna home he tore that motherfucker's spine out as a [ __ ] trophy
celebration of [ __ ] up his opponent but whole time he was just extremely happy that he was able to take billy's head and upgrade with it [ __ ] you that is so silly
assume that a whole clan of predators watched one of their own get decided they didn't want his survival traits they just let him go they respected his achievement as a human
defeating a hunter that was far stronger and more advanced than him but no juice this whole time stop rewriting the classic [ __ ] movies you and what's this about people on the spectrum now being more advanced and
evolved is that your piss-poor way of explaining that the kid who should be behaviors is now a god among men understanding alien technology and languages and on top of that why were the science
people so adamant about keeping the spinal juice away from the doctor to the having it why the [ __ ] would they care if she found out the predators were isn't the whole [ __ ] reason you brought her on board to find that out
she's an evolutionary biologist film do you remember your own script this fails so monumentally how do you [ __ ] up the predator law from a movie standpoint there was barely any of it anyway and it was incredibly
yet awesome to understand from an extended universe perspective though you've just pissed all over a legion of media with your [ __ ] fan fiction i mean holy [ __ ] way to terminated genesis the predator franchise let's see how
much worse this gets we cut to bibleman protecting the predator dog who has now reappeared no i do not know why don't [ __ ] ask they decide that since gaylord lobotomized it female person can study
and she even says hey nobody shoot my [ __ ] dog okay movie just just let me know when that's gonna then shows up and captures everyone except key and the punisher he has dude
female so then bad guy explains that the first arrived with it was carrying a gift for the human predators from getting it so she asks him
to ask considering he just explained they were here to provide a gift but he just gives her a completely different answer this time anyway he says that climate change is going to scorch our planet in one generation
increasing their visits so they can grab the best dna from die they apparently want to adapt themselves with our dna before moving in to help survive our world once it's scorched
and more as time goes on and so with this coming predator and tried to provide humans with a weapon to stop said invasion he was predator jesus this is actually something that takes
place in this film this happens what the [ __ ] are you doing they are suggesting that the visit in 87 was to collect dna from the best humans the visit in 97 was the same thing and then the two avp movies were increasing
visits thanks to global warming even though those films were first about containment of aliens they are also suggesting that predators because they like it hot but they also want to take our survival
traits to help them live here even though they've decided to try and take we're all going to go extinct in a generation from a very scorching earth so explain to me how the [ __ ] a human trait helps you survive an environment
that killed every human you witless [ __ ] and let's be honest here as if humans have some key trait that would help predators survive earth you have once again rewritten the old films the entire motivation for the
[ __ ] invasion and so they try to acquire dna from the best human fighters to upgrade themselves with boiling hot excrement does not actually come close to describing this
we then cut to the super awesome cgi upgraded predator that i will hear in call retcon he is breaking into the house of asperger and kills everyone there while the wife escapes he then delivers a nut shot because
that's funny i guess you know the bad guys are the government so seeing him get nutshot is funny the fallen predator ship from the beginning remember the one that crash
lost so no one could find it despite finding the wreckage and the predator [ __ ] it whatever while in the house retconn then sees a random doodle that asperger had on his desk that apparently is a map to the fallen ship i have no
asperger would have known this information or why he would have drawn or how this map is accurate to real life but somehow that very image is enough for retcon to now know exactly where the downship is
and at the same time asperger then begins drawing another map while in the custody of bad guy for no reason the bad guys then realized this and that means that bad guy and the retcon now have a way to get to
the ship in prep for the finale i wish to clarify this one more time with you asperger drew two random pictures one in his house and one while in custody of bad guy which is a location he somehow knows
about for some [ __ ] reason allowing everyone to meet up there and this is something that actually happens somebody wrote that script i am embarrassed to read this out do you guys remember when writing was
something people actually cared about then we had people like patrick [ __ ] settling for mediocrity and encouraging this [ __ ] sewage as long as we see predator rip people in half it's worth it right the emotional
payoff it doesn't matter what logic is in any other part of the film yeah that even on my [ __ ] deathbed so after bad guy has delivered his improved predator lore he orders her execution which dare
why you bothered to explain everything that's happening to the person you're planning to murder anyway he didn't get any information out of her he just told it's unfortunate that they didn't provide this character a mustache to
suited him either way before she is executed he's here and he slowly vomits up a grenade i guess he ate that earlier and then for some [ __ ] reason the
guard that was meant to execute her is distracted by this and tries to pick up the grenade only for female girl to trip him up pull and put the grenade into his vest and he explodes
this allows her to escape this actually happens in the film what the [ __ ] so then bro bloke randomly has stomach grumblings and he goes to back he pooped it out so funny this is a
predator film by the way so the good guys get a helicopter because why not predator dog to his master which means everyone's about to meet up at the downed predator ship for the finale i'm so excited bad guy forces asperger to
meanwhile the good guys have the area surrounded with theon sniping and the i don't know if it's worth saying that we have no [ __ ] clue about this antagonist faction but we are supposed to be happy that they all get [ __ ]
because they're the bad guys i don't know whatever bad guy then asks that they download everything on the ship and what's in one of these pods might be project stargazer which sounds like a callback to when they first
contacted science woman lady person but there's no other reference to stargazer in the movie i have no [ __ ] clue again rewrites this stuff was improv anyway listen to this [ __ ] laugh from bad
listen to this [ __ ] laugh from bad guy after he says this is for stargazers would you like to do that again dude like we can do another take you don't actually sound human boy person then uses his
invisibility ball and kills everyone in the ship except bad guy and asperger to theon is killed yeah the retcon just kills him so he's retcon just kills a whole bunch of people we don't know until it can get to
awful happens the retcon uses the translating system they apparently have in reverse and sends a message to the humans with some speakers the retcon says this one for one in this
hello i have enjoyed watching you kill each other i have come here to destroy this vessel you cannot have it you cannot have it what you can do is run but there is one
among you who is a true warrior the one called mckenna he will be your leader he will be my prize this is a thing that in this film the predator says that and as a fan
was awkward as [ __ ] to listen to the retcon [ __ ] time limit for them on the translation system i i whatever
and so they all assume that he wants the protagonist but we actually know that the retcon has only read asperger boy's name previously to and of course it backs up the claim made earlier about
asperger being an evolution on the human race movie makes him a [ __ ] futuristic genius the retcon must want to have ass burglary added to his genetic
pool to assist in survival i guess because that makes as much sense as again gets stored in a van i am not [ __ ] joking that happens and i'm sure
he's not gonna save the day again later but just remember that detail okay i've gotta say these things because stuff is gonna happen later that happened i know it sounds ridiculous but you should have gone used to it by now
the good guys team up together to make 12 people against the ratcon their plan is to go into the jungle at night and attack it that's their plan our hero promise each other that once this is over they are going to kill each other
shoulder i guess he had it from the research they retcon okay shockingly people start dying but the first guy dies because he threw the predator's boomerang knife thing that he
and it came back and chopped his own hand off this then prompts bad guy gotta be quiet they are really pushing that he is the bad guy here i guess especially with the i kill my own men
see his death at the hands of the protagonist at this point moments later one of the other people get pulled into the trees and bad guy spots the retcon eating him in what is a truly awful piece of cgi back to the
good guys they decide to use key and the punisher as bait that doesn't really amount to anything and the retcon then reappears using a laugh track as he blade making me curious about tone once again
interesting happens retcon fires a shot at person lady she is knocked to the ground and then she uses the predator mask from earlier to block a knife and as a result the mask releases a shot in retaliation
knocks the retcon into a trap the good guys have happened to lay where some gas gets farted onto it and they set it now i need to slow this right down while
the retcon is on fire the punisher decides to jump on its back as a result of this people start die girl woman is one of these people and
when she shouts his name bad guy turns to look at her activating his plasmacaster and he accidentally blows his own and it just cuts again to the punisher on the retcon's back as if nothing
happened i [ __ ] died in the cinema i was wheezing i let out an audible what the [ __ ] this man is propped up throughout the film as a complete [ __ ] bad guy he
then works with the good guys to bring down the retcon and there is a promise to have a boss fight with the hero and then he just [ __ ] blows his own head nothing happened nobody recognizes it nobody gives a [ __ ]
screen time this is a scene that takes place in the show part of this in one of the trailers someone wrote this to actually happen if you'll allow me to put on my tinfoil hat
i have a theory that they had an entire ending that covered getting cut because he was shot in daylight and then they didn't get any extra scenes with bad guys so they just edited a current scene they had to have
his own head off and they just cut him out of the movie that i cannot believe that someone would have written that by design but anyway moving right along the punisher is impaled on a tree
and key is sliced apart and they both die then the retcon reveals that he was whole time not our protagonist shocking stuff it then throws him away lady girl shoots at it and it just kicks
her away doesn't use its weaponry on either of them nice to know that plot armor is thick as [ __ ] for our heroes the retcon then takes the asperger to and we get the remaining team members to follow along they hilariously jump on
shooting at the hull below them in the hopes that they can bring it down thinking with this if you were gonna just [ __ ] shoot the ship down then why jump onto it you utter gremlins so then
things get really strange again the retcon activates a shield around the that apparently is able to slice off anything that it comes into contact with from there bible man gets chopped in half only to fall off the ship entirely
i laughed then gaylord being the last of the gaggle of idiots is on the outside whilst our hero is on the inside and so he decides that if he jumps into the ship's turbine he can down the ship and he is right so gaylord dies and the
hero our main heroine asperger and the retcon to have a final battle the retcon just misses his plasma caster and then in the face only to then immediately jump right up
to mail bro grab him and then throw him away again but before retconn can finally achieve victory mrs lady jumps onto its away again and then
spits out the technology it ate earlier for our heroes to defeat the retcon with it's a high-tech explosive you think i'm [ __ ] joking don't you you you think maybe i'm just telling you something that just couldn't possibly have
happened i'm really not the [ __ ] dog spits up a [ __ ] weapon to save the day again somebody wrote this while this is asperger reactivates the shield on the ship with one touch of a button and he
does it at the perfect time in order to cut off the arm of the retcon this then allows our protagonist to fashion the explosive technology to the severed arm and fire it into the entire thing and kill it they had time to do this
because the [ __ ] predator dog was biting the retcon keeping him busy why the [ __ ] did any of this happen the scene ends with man bloke saying what are you
because [ __ ] you they then kill it to death and all's well that ends well until we see an additional scene we fast pod from the beginning of the film is
asperger now works yes i am serious he has a desk there and it is revealed that what is in this pod is the gift to humanity from that rogue earth
again i have to say this actually happens in the movie this is a real for some reason the moment our protagonist arrives in science place message the message describes the title of the
device it is the predator killer the pod opens and it's a piece of technology that attaches itself to the closest guy in the room forming a complete iron man predator suit around him this thing is complete
with massive shoulder cannons triple simultaneous targeting and a red and black silver color scheme this thing is the saddest original predator character i have ever seen please do not steal and the film ends
with our hero saying that that suit that suit is for him that that suit that suit is for him cut to credits holy [ __ ] what a [ __ ] nightmare for cinema fans and predator fans alike
for a guy who starred in the original film you clearly have no [ __ ] idea what you're doing there mr black let's go over it shall we the film just falls flat on its face over and over again to generate a
narrative incredible good luck and bad luck all over the place in both the good predator just doesn't have restraints anymore the dog vomited a handy grenade the retcon found a doodle of the location the girl happened to jump on
in it the girl also happened to shoot herself in the [ __ ] foot the dog brought an alien grenade this time to save the [ __ ] logic has been made the enemy once again and making a movie where
smart people battle a smart monster is a distant [ __ ] memory the callbacks to the original felt forced more and more as time went on the awful about the script not only making the audience pause and
to laugh but actively fighting any tension you could possibly generate from this wannabe horror movie there's another of menace of terror the predator can take
the upgrade is going to scare the mess out of people it's just bigger and better and better this is the scariest one no it's [ __ ] not you liars this romantic [ __ ] comedy and that's not to comment on the dreadful [ __ ]
write out a script and then randomly lines with other ones this is alongside characters just having information for and as a result these people are barely human they are just line dispensers that
using actual disorders as a punch line because what the [ __ ] else you gonna do science comments to try and support this narrative is it's just so utterly misplaced which leads me to the absolute defanging of
the predator that pathetic little [ __ ] is knocked out in the beginning kills a to use a rifle and then its head is smashed in after letting out a pathetic squeal from being terrified by the new cool movie
monster do you guys remember this [ __ ]
terminator ip couldn't just use the terminators they had to generate the super awesome new cgi thing that was the best terminator ever generate new tank aliens or new albino aliens
enough anymore remember over in the jurassic park ip we have all of these awesome dinosaurs but instead we have to genetically generate a [ __ ] monster instead what is with that obsession you can't use the original movie monster and
can you you have to genetically generate something bigger and better it's the and [ __ ] predator how does it feel to your favorite franchises go down in flames
feels great the wonders of cgi provide us with something better so we can just humiliate the relics of cinema and slap its face to pieces while having it squeal
for this ip speaking of which what the [ __ ] did you do to this ip you absolute [ __ ] idiots if we simply start with ideas on continuity you brought in the retcon for the sole purpose of chasing
down the traitor predator and retrieving the technology that was dropped technology that is supposed to help humans fight off predators during their only the retcon had no idea where the small predator went until the kid
activated the tech how did he not see earth through the [ __ ] rift in the figure it out with the obvious process of elimination i guess predators are planets and the retcon got confused
and yet this stupid [ __ ] just leaves corpses and tech in every environment it they have lost any attention to protecting their gear which is a [ __ ] staple of the predator films and what is the idea that predator jesus delivered
predators only to then horrifically murder scores of humans and head to the seems extremely hypocritical to me it's not even like remotely explored as a massive contradiction but it's nowhere near as bad as dropping the full-on
special effects glory of the predator in favor of the cgi mess whose only goal is to apparently weaponize autism it's only there to be a shocking intelligence or cunning which is a huge part of what makes predators so [ __ ]
interesting in the first place but let's consider your ending what the of a super suit that is meant to protect humans from a predator invasion when the invade is that earth will be scorched and no
humans will survive it what the [ __ ] is the suit for but then what have you done to the franchise as a whole you took the tribal space glory killing hunter alien badass that preys on strong specimens to prove its
dominance throughout the galaxy and turned it into a species that runs spines to extract spinal fluid to combine with their own dna to evolve and nice and hot there do you know what you've done you've
had one you accidentally [ __ ] up all of the other movies that preceded it you have recontextualized classic scenes to mean reframed whole movies to have a completely different premise you even
tried to [ __ ] up the avp films they do not need your help for classic franchise is added to it comes across as the people who are writing it [ __ ] hate it you have not only confirmed that predators do [ __ ] for
has been established in the other five movies you have also confirmed that the burglary is a better trait than anything across the planet because it allows you technology that they invented i know people with asperger's
syndrome who are not only going to be insulted by this horse [ __ ] but they will laugh it right out of the [ __ ] cinema the predator as a franchise is [ __ ] joke the first movie is incredible in terms of a piece of
comes close to getting there despite five movies later the predator is now a everything down to the [ __ ] raw is played out to hopefully get those just look at the trailers for christ's sake
throughout this video that this actually happens in the film because it is utter [ __ ] bat [ __ ] insane that anyone would make these choices the world building for predator is [ __ ] they are an alien race that
hunts for aspergers across the galaxy in the hopes that one day they can settle down on earth once it's burnt to a crisp the plot is actually sad the scenes are five-year-old who can't decide what
the characters are a series of low-brow jokes that have been turned into people the acting in the one-liners genuinely made me wince in the cinema the improv was very clearly out of control and broken in terms of a sense of timing
with confusing dialogue being strung together in an order that actually makes place by design even though they're trying to convince us that there's actual progression taking place
which results in this bungled [ __ ] tone the film has no of this people die people joke people run people laugh and scene if you're actually able to pay attention
shoved in your face along with a [ __ ] ton of dick jokes there is so much more i just hope i fit in the biggest things because this film was a pile of ugly [ __ ] shane black is actually touted as being
incredible films please stop saying this i beg you he makes violent buddy comedies that's it his humor is [ __ ] killing them it's so awful hey baxley if your mom's
vagina were a video game it'd be rated e for everyone it's not a predator that's predator's cooler right [ __ ] yeah which means the humans
trailers for a predator film for [ __ ] sake shane black knows how to generate a black comedy sometimes because his entire thing is being inappropriate i think he took his character way too
seriously in the original film and [ __ ] became him in real life people let him believe he struck gold so he used this method of filmmaking and everything he has ever provided iron man is not a black [ __ ] comedy
serious pieces of character progression tony could ever experience into a laughing at his ptsd again and again until the audience came to realize it wasn't that serious at all thank christ civil war fixed that [ __ ]
and then for some [ __ ] reason he took a horror film based on a hunter alien and applied the exact same [ __ ] black comedy tone to it fitting about as well as it did for iron man this is probably why he was first to die
[ __ ] it up it's not a predator that's a sports cooler oh it's not really a predator but we voted and predator sounds the coolest [ __ ] my cat kills things that it doesn't eat
it's still a predator please realize that genre and tone are important when fool it's like he can't [ __ ] deal with a scene unless there is a dick or [ __ ] joke in it but i wish that was the only problem some people are saying that
work for predator fans what the [ __ ] are you talking about that will absolutely despise this [ __ ] movie a chance to laugh with some crude jokes or laugh at just how
[ __ ] incompetently you can make a movie i suppose i can recommend this but do not leave your brain switched on that goes for everyone i mean what is predators when they actually bring back these [ __ ] specimens to their planet
i have the spine of some guy i killed we can splice it with our own dna and why would we splice with something that we're far more advanced than in every especially when you manage to kill it in one-on-one combat
movie about a space version of freddy or jason or michael [ __ ] myers with a predator is about a strong smart high-tech tribal warrior that wants to rip out your [ __ ] spine and show it to you because it is the best hunter in
the universe and it's going to prove it to you and you somehow turn to you and you somehow turn that incredibly badass concept into a [ __ ] incompetent joke that is honestly impressive you created the last
jedi of the predator franchise be proud unfortunately for you though your movie doesn't have a [ __ ] theme so people won't be defending it down the [ __ ] it goes i swear to christ this better not get a sequel
can find them on my channel for those who are desperate for my tfa critique it is on the way i recently finished the script and it clocked in at 155 script and it clocked in at 155 927 words which means this thing will be
monster but it's on the way thanks for watching but it's on the way thanks for watching folks and i'll see you next time
crisis coming off a bunch of slack-jawed [ __ ] around here sexual tyrannosaurus just like me