[00:01] game that I have been putting off for a very long time called Crime Scene Cleaner. It's been sitting on my Steam, downloaded, probably for like a year, and I just haven't gotten around to it. It's just been sitting there. Oh.
[00:15] Come on. Come on. what type of game the type of game this is before I even started. God, can I speak, please? I hate how I've started this video already.
[00:29] stick with it. >> You can work hard through your whole life, but sometimes even that's not enough. When a person struggles to make ends meet, it's easy to become desperate.
[00:43] >> [music] >> As it turns out, one short call can hold >> Hey, you want to clean up my stuff? >> is, should you really take it? >> [music]
[00:58] >> Yeah. Yeah, why not? >> I [ __ ] up. >> Uh-oh. murdered people? I thought I was just coming in to clean it up. I didn't know
[01:13] I was helping people avoid their crime and punishment. and punishment. >> I'm not sorry. I needed to bail. I have to be cautious. >> Are you serious? We had a deal.
[01:27] >> It's just just just go to apartment 23. I hid the key near the door. You won't miss it. Money is inside. Bye. >> Land Shaker Pro. Hell yeah, look at that. >> Is that how you raised your son, Paul?
[01:43] >> Is that how you raised your son, Paul? Is it? I think all my arms go up in the air. All floppy. required to vacate the building within 90 days. This housing estate was sold to
[01:58] Ruth L S Development Group and will soon be transformed into an exclusive be transformed into an exclusive residential complex. of work. This place is a [ __ ] Collect Tyler's payment, dispose of the
[02:11] Collect Tyler's payment, dispose of the bodies. they not in apartment 23? Hello. Secrets nearby. Andrew Strow. Why can I punch? Punch the flowers.
[02:28] me to do that. Along the way you will find some intriguing collectibles. Some evidence. You must take them away with you or else you risk failing the icon to which category it belongs, evidence,
[02:42] to which category it belongs, evidence, key, cassette, or story collectible. I thought that it was like, oh, somebody killed somebody and a company hired me had no connection to it. I didn't know I knew the guy who killed him.
[02:56] I'm culpable now. This sucks. >> should be here somewhere. >> Yeah, he said it was near Oh. so sick of you. Sick of hearing this hippie music every single night. Sick of
[03:10] on your door and discussing things loudly in the hallway. You're making my life a living hell. >> Yeah, it was a pretty tough neighborhood from what I see. >> Yeah.
[03:24] Punch the box. Yeah. Punch box get key. Okay. >> Find man.
[03:38] What's this? Another key to it? All right, how do I Another key to it? All right, how do I start cleaning? Oh. It highlights my my nasties. How do I
[03:52] It highlights my my nasties. How do I open up a menu to No! Whatever. Ah! There we go. Clean that [ __ ] up. There we go. Clean that [ __ ] up. Yeah. [snorts] Spongy, spongy.
[04:07] I'm a genius. You have never seen anyone clean like this before. OH, IT'S DIRTY. I'M MAKING A MESS. CLEAN IT OFF. CLEAN it off. Keep your teeth clean. Ah!
[04:21] How do I How do I turn on? Hello? >> Help! How do I turn on the tap? Ooh. A wedding ring, huh? How do I do this? Hello?
[04:35] collect evidence, move the furniture back to its place. back to its place. Hey! Hey! Money. Can I fill this up and just wash [ __ ] with it? Here you go.
[04:54] What am I missing? What is this top icon? HELP, HELP, HELP! HELP! I'M LOST AND I CAN'T GET UP. OH, JESUS. >> I DIDN'T KNOW I SIGNED UP for this. >> WHAT THE [ __ ] DID YOU DO?
[05:12] JACKSON POLLOCK. >> I need to talk to you. >> Can't we just do it over the phone? >> No, we can't. Stop sneaking around and drag your ass over here. >> Easy, bro. I am on my way.
[05:26] >> I'm waiting. >> Oh, he got the guy who got killed. >> and the other one is screwed. >> Oh. Yeah. I put the cushion back. Where's it?
[05:38] Where was it? What the cushion? What the cushion doing? Okay, spongy, spongy. Hold on. Let me rotate.
[05:53] You're not dirty. But you go on a different thing. Oh, you're dirty. You're You're for the couch. Okay.
[06:14] Good man. Spongy spongy. The sponge is going to then I'm not I've gotten this far because I haven't needed to clean anything yet. Cuz I have a sponge, too. But once that
[06:28] Why is this all the way over here? Come on. on. There. The first good thing I've done. There. The first good thing I've done. Now, spongy spongy.
[06:42] Tap to open the tool wheel. Buckets You can fill buckets with water Buckets You can fill buckets with water and detergents. Oh. It was on number six, cuz why WOULDN'T IT BE?
[06:56] >> [laughter] [screaming] >> OH, IT'S OVER NOW. I understand it. You guys are so [ __ ]
[07:08] WE'RE SO GETTING away with this crime. And by we, I mean you. I don't know why I've attached myself to this. I'M DIRTYING IT UP AGAIN, [ __ ]
[07:22] I assume the water gets dirty after a while. Spongy spongy. Oh, can I get upgrades where like I do Oh, can I get upgrades where like I do this? I don't wipes out all of it.
[07:35] All of it. Can I get THAT UPGRADE? I WANT THAT UPGRADE. on TV. Dirty hand prints got to go.
[07:48] sure. This room is fine. I think this room is good. Get rid of the detritus 0%. Collect back to its rightful place four of 20. Okay, man, these this is going to be
[08:03] a big level. Whoops. Sorry about the guitar. Sorry about that. [ __ ] why did that MAKE A MESS? OH, I JUST BLEW IT OVER THE [ __ ] WALL.
[08:22] Terribly? I got to fill it up again. God damn it. I want to dirty it all the [ __ ] wall behind it.
[08:34] pick it up. There you go. I'm learning. mop? Cuz like
[08:46] the mop does more and it does everything. sponge? I'm going to need answers to this and real fast. Okay, are you a
[09:01] Are you a trash? Like where does this go? Hold on. Hold on. If I take out the garbage can, can I
[09:16] No? Okay, I don't I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know where that goes. Okay, cleany cleany, spongy spongy, splishy splashy.
[09:30] not going to jail today, folks. Although I might. He's probably going to get away with it, but now my evidence is all over this place. gloves on, but I pissed everywhere on my way in.
[09:44] I couldn't hold it in. Now my evidence is all here. This is going quite well. This isn't too much to clean up.
[09:59] Oh, wait. Hold on. Sponge does furniture and stuff better. Right? Am I right?
[10:12] That's a [ __ ] picture, bro. Um great, but that was that feels like a million years ago now.
[10:28] Nice. And where do you go? just put this anywhere? Some stuff seems to have a place, and then others don't.
[10:40] Oh god. Clean the wall. Clean the wall. There's blood everywhere.
[10:52] violently? >> Cleaning comes before fixing. [music] >> Yeah, but shutting up comes before [ __ ] you. well. Oh, dirty.
[11:07] Oh, dirty. Dirty, dirty, dirty. There you go, bro. All fixed. [ __ ] and span. It's going to look like a showroom ONCE
[11:20] I'M DONE. NO. NO. OH, A SHOWROOM FROM HELL. Unless you're into that. Look.
[11:32] walls. What if I didn't clean the walls, but we just start spreading the blood around more so that people think the walls are red? I think that's way quicker, way easier, and way better.
[11:44] >> growing tired of this. >> Growing tired of this? Oh, dirty sponge. Whoops. Oh, dirty water. WHOOPS. >> [screaming] >> THIS JOB SUCKS. I HATE THIS JOB.
[11:59] Somebody kill me. Actually, don't. I've seen what you do to people. I've seen how you kill people.
[12:13] Clean, clean, clean. Dirty, dirty, dirty. Later? I better.
[12:30] Okay. >> It's fine now. >> This is looking good so far. I'm starting to see it take shape. starting to see how it all falls into place.
[12:43] place. Oh, dirty sponge. upgrades. And then the thing that once took you which is why I'm playing this, by the way. I've had it downloaded for so long
[12:59] and I'm just forgot all about it. And then [music] somebody on the Leaf It Trees Hate You and Crime Scene Cleaner." I played Trees Hate You already before I saw that comment. And now I'm playing Crime Scene Cleaner.
[13:13] comment. But yeah, I hope that I, like Leaf It Alone, where it's like, "Oh, I move four leaves." And then it's like, "Oh, now I move five leaves." Why should "Oh, now I move five leaves." Why should you use a sponge?
[13:27] >> He kicked the habit himself, but hasn't stopped pushing product. >> One year recovery, okay. Good for you, I guess. It's not so awesome though if you kill people.
[13:40] people. Oh, you're trash. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Everything's broken. Everything's trash. Everything's broken. Everything's trash. Um 16% done already. Nice.
[13:55] around. Maybe I should hunt for that first. >> Yet no fun was had. >> Might be late tonight. Sorry. You're on a date. You're just going to buy some fun. All right, see
[14:11] going to buy some fun. All right, see you tomorrow. Bye. Okay. >> Oh. >> Allegedly self-defense. >> I don't know, man. The blood that's all over the walls and how [ __ ] this place
[14:24] I don't think that really counts as self-defense anymore. That's going to go somewhere in a minute. Am I dragging more dirt all over the place by I saw an upgrade screen.
[14:40] I saw an upgrade screen. Are you trash? Technically no, but I'm going to put you away in the trash anyway.
[14:53] These count as the trash. These are part of the crime scene and I'm a cleaner.
[15:05] Okay, last two pieces. Please get them. Yes. What is Anyways, two boxes of K ice usual 40 p of Mandy lean. Okay, drugs. >> Tyler owed him a lot of money.
[15:20] That's what their beef was about. >> I love beef. Not the fighting kind, the eating kind. Okay, you Oh my god, and I fell on my bucket. Oh my god. Oh my god, I'm going to puke.
[15:36] I'm going to I'm going to puke. So annoying. all over everything. Completely cover the floor with it.
[15:52] You need to be cleaned. Spongy, spongy. Spongy, spongy. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] Oh, can I move you again? Oh,
[16:05] Okay. Let's not break the fabric of reality while we're cleaning up. Where did you go?
[16:18] All right, these cushions, what do they go on? So when I need a cushion, I've got a cushion pile.
[16:30] cushion pile. Cuz you've got all your [ __ ] Oh, try to go all tidy and do stuff. Mother of god.
[16:44] [ __ ] criminals. Unless he's paying you like 150 grand to do this. And even then, I don't know if that's enough to be culpable for a murder. I would be asking for a lot more, like a million dollars.
[16:59] But, you better be getting paid a lot. Clean, clean, clean. I like a clean house, me.
[17:15] Only in games, though. My actual house is a bit messy. Gosh. >> here is pretty much as ineffective as mopping around. >> Okay, I got to use a I got to use a
[17:31] sponge on the upholstery. Okay, but this is good for the floor, right? God, I'm putting footprints everywhere. I got to be methodical. be methodical. Right now, I'm being a [ __ ]
[17:43] >> Oh, I see you. What else? Ah, so I can see where stuff goes. Oh!
[17:58] [ __ ] YOU STUPID, STUPID FEET! NOT YOU, BUCKET. You're my best friend. I can never be mad at you. It's my fault. It's user error. Physics of [ __ ] bumping into [ __ ] and
[18:14] it bounces all over the place. Okay, sponge it up. Wait, but you got blood on the back. Hold on. Hold on. No! [ __ ] me. I'm a
[18:31] clumsy oaf. Blood anywhere else? I know you're eager, but chill out. chill out. Wait, I saw some blood here.
[18:48] This room looks good now. Where do I bring bags? Wait. Do I bring them down?
[19:06] DO I HAVE TO BRING THEM DOWN TO MY TRUCK? shows up. Hold on. Hold on. the window? Let's out here.
[19:21] Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry for your Sorry. Sorry for your Oh, no. Oh, no. >> What the hell happened up there?
[19:33] >> WHAT THE ACTUAL [ __ ] >> OH, JESUS! >> I had another hobby. >> Oh, and there's two women you killed? You [ __ ] suck, bro. Eat a bag of your own dicks.
[19:47] Eat a bag of your own dicks. Okay, I'm going to have to Oh! I put dirty footprints everywhere cuz I'm a DIRTY LITTLE [ __ ] I'm a DIRTY LITTLE [ __ ] NO!
[20:02] my bucket? Come here, please. All right, let's look at this. How do I get skills? How do I get points? Is it at the end of a level? Increases strength.
[20:14] Increases mop's ability to clean difficult stains by 20%. Mops get stained 25% slower. Yes! Oh, this game is going to be addictive! I love that [ __ ] And then you go and back and you do a
[20:29] crime scene again and you clean it like a some sort of crime scene cleaner. Then you do it so much faster and better and it's like House Flipper. House and it's like House Flipper. House Flipper had some of that too.
[20:44] That letter T is pretty incriminating. >> Letter T. Oh. For a time to kill.
[20:57] knife. Told him to kill. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I should I'm sorry. Sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. What do I have suds on my mop? How did I get suds?
[21:11] Wipe off all the blood. I'm 95% of the way there. Hell yeah. Sorry. Sorry. 100% >> AT LEAST HE didn't screw me over. >> How much money is that?
[21:31] I hope it's a lot. I'm so sorry that you died. I'm so sorry. He's a piece of [ __ ] You deserve better.
[21:44] You go on top of that. Ooh, I like that it points it out to me. That's so cool. it points it out to me. That's so cool. This game is awesome.
[21:57] What? You don't count it? Yeah, you do. Extra money. >> Clearly missing a screw. >> Oh.
[22:09] Shouldn't be that excited about ducks. Oh, YOU GO ON THIS. BEAUTIFUL. All right. Now I need to dispose of
[22:24] bodies and the trash. need the bucket anymore. [ __ ]
[22:37] [ __ ] it bucket. I'm assuming that's an upgrade as well. Um How How do I [clears throat] >> Damn, he's heavy. What now? I guess I put him in my trunk. >> Oh.
[22:52] I didn't get a good look at the face. Do I want to look at his face? Do I want to look at his face? No. before. Okay, I need to get the other person.
[23:09] What's up here? Oh, Oh, [ __ ] God damn it. I had 100% blood and it turns out it's a
[23:22] I had 100% blood and it turns out it's a [ __ ] second room. people, do it in an orderly fashion. Do it all in the one room. And couldn't put down like plastic bags before you do it as well.
[23:36] >> already in knots. >> Oh, god. This guy is the [ __ ] worst. >> I should never have gotten involved with >> No, you shouldn't have. >> Looks like Rob was a real freak.
[23:50] >> Freak is a [ __ ] kind way of putting the most horrible piece of [ __ ] that the most horrible piece of [ __ ] that I've ever seen in my life. Cleany, cleany. Wishy, washy.
[24:17] cereal and I managed to get peanut butter all over the back of my head. And butter all over the back of my head. And I wasn't even eating peanut butter. much? >> Cuz they're psychos.
[24:37] murder people? And you're growing weed in here, too? $10,000. >> AT THIS POINT, MIGHT AS WELL SELL some drugs on the [music] side. >> Oh, no. Oh, no.
[24:53] OH, NO. OH, sweet mother of god. earth. >> Using mop here is pretty much as ineffective as mopping a rat. >> What?
[25:11] a good job. It was It was working perfectly from my point of view. I I I I
[25:24] happened here sooner or later. This might lead them to Tyler. Tyler will surely lead them to me. >> Wait, so your reason for doing all of thing that you didn't didn't need to be involved in in the first place?
[25:43] don't speak ill of the dead, but also like don't throw the [ __ ] dead like don't throw the [ __ ] dead around. That's just kind of comes with the territory. What's this?
[26:00] Why am I punching [ __ ] Now, where's my bucket? Now, where's my bucket? >> Time for a bag swap.
[26:25] >> What a rotten luck. To end up having to cover up for a serial killer. cover up for a serial killer. >> YOU AGREED TO DO THIS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
[26:37] >> Oh. Sponge is faster. Never mind. Sponge is faster. Never mind. So, anything with fabric needs a sponge? it, it auto completes it.
[26:53] Not like PowerWash Simulator, which is like, "Find every tiny atom of dirt that like, "Find every tiny atom of dirt that has ever been on this piece."
[27:10] easier than knocking over my bucket somewhere else. Yeah, like that. See, all of it disappeared. I like that.
[27:23] >> Damn. She was just a student. >> You know what? I don't feel too good about my character anymore.
[27:38] Since I'm helping the piece of [ __ ] Your art sucks, by the way. These all fit and I don't have to do a bag change. Oh.
[27:52] bag change. Oh. [ __ ] Disposable trash and blood and blood paintings. That's what they and blood paintings. That's what they are.
[28:09] more than one? Oh. Punch the trash. Okay. I I'm at 96% but I don't know what I'm
[28:26] Oh, I can get an upgrade to scan more often as well, I bet. often as well, I bet. Oh, I see. >> It's the best thing you've said all game.
[28:44] >> what does that say [clears throat] about me? Wipe off all the blood. I don't see any more blood. [music] Is I don't see any more blood. [music] Is do I?
[29:00] Need to be like in the corner somewhere so I can get a bird's eye view. any blood. Oh.
[29:15] I see [snorts] lots of blood. A dirty water bucket blood. Had application cleaned. Okay, garbage bags yes, victim's bodies yes, dispose
[29:29] bags yes, victim's bodies yes, dispose of bodies okay.
[29:41] Like there must be another way of doing this. to come sniffing around, I could get in trouble.
[29:53] >> Yeah, poor me, right? Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I'm really not a bad guy. I've just fallen on hard times. I don't think that's a good enough excuse for cleaning up dead bodies.
[30:11] But you know what? My task list said to do it. Oh, move furniture back. What did do it. Oh, move furniture back. What did I not move back?
[30:30] Nice. So that's everything, [clears throat] bags in there. Oh. Oh, come on. Ooh. I bet I could have thrown [ __ ] out the
[30:43] I bet I could have thrown [ __ ] out the window. Yeah. >> Underestimate dad's strength.
[30:57] >> Okay, I can Will I die if I jump off this?
[31:13] >> junk still operational? >> Is it?
[31:25] I mean no, by the looks of it I can't do anything with it. from the window? Yes, let's find out.
[31:43] Bio-hazard waste bags and dead bodies flying out the window. Look at this [ __ ] AH, WHAT [screaming] A SHOT. AGAIN. Three for three, here we go.
[32:03] goated. Wait, it says to get rid of two bodies, but I have three. Also, get rid of trash 89%. rid of trash 89%. Trash? Trash.
[32:18] >> That's the guy who killed you? >> Yeah. yours. >> Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Can I kill him? The next level should be getting revenge for
[32:31] level should be getting revenge for these people. I I them to rest. Oh, [ __ ] Wait, is the 89% of trash that I have in the bag? Oh, maybe cuz I broke some
[32:46] boards. Yeah. >> Yesterday I was a ordinary janitor. Now I'm dragging a dead girl with my >> Yep. >> But I have other people to look out for.
[33:05] >> 93%. Okay, so some of this stuff in here maybe broke and went in.
[33:43] 93 percent. Gimme. I want everything. If I go in here, does it go away? No.
[34:04] Still counts. Am I losing it?
[34:22] somewhere out front. What? [ __ ] it. I'm out. Screw this. Oh, god, I almost broke my legs. >> What the hell is wrong with people? Why
[34:38] do they accuse me of inappropriate behavior towards my plants? I love my plants more than Haley. I would never hurt them. >> Nobody's talking about the guy from 23. >> I see him
[34:53] >> Help. >> It even smells funny. But no. You go on a movie date with Sandy one You go on a movie date with Sandy one time and suddenly you are a weirdo.
[35:07] >> Ooh. For once, I'm lost for words. Okay, we do still have a body here that we need to Uh he's drunk. He's sick. Don't worry about him.
[35:33] >> It was nice not knowing you. >> Okay, there you go. >> [laughter]
[35:45] >> [clears throat] >> Okay. I want some upgrades. That's all I'm doing this for.
[35:58] [ __ ] I couldn't figure out what it was. OH, I GOT A 99% SCORE. IT'S GOING TO drive me nuts. I'm going to jump off my [ __ ] roof. Come on.
[36:12] Come on. THAT SUCKS. I feel like I walked past something over and over again. Maybe it was hidden it. It's one One things that when you're playing you're locked into a specific
[36:27] you're watching, you can take in the whole picture. I've had it happen where I watch a video back later and I'm like, "How did I miss back later and I'm like, "How did I miss that?"
[36:44] Hello. That me? okay. Donkeys! >> Sorry, Dexter, but there's no time for a walk.
[36:57] >> Sorry, Dex. My phone. Hello. >> Mr. Kowalski, sorry to bother, but I have some good news and some bad news. Bad news first, um,
[37:11] Rob's boss, Big Jim, found out what we did. And he's the scariest guy I know. But, but, here's the good news. He's not mad at all. In fact, he is so cool with what happened and he's
[37:28] impressed by your skills. He'll probably hire you. So, yeah. Good luck. >> This is insane. What the hell did you get me into, Tyler?
[37:43] >> You are truly a god's gift to all [ __ ] nuts like me. Not a bad person. I view kill someone, you're pretty much a bad person. You killed three people and strung one of them up and took pictures and painted
[37:56] I don't know if that's the same guy, but that guy is a bad person. Do I have any skill points? Four! Yeah. No.
[38:09] Increase the speed of using mops and sponges by 10%. Okay, yeah. You can carry an additional mop. Disables additional sponge. Oh, you have to pick one or the other.
[38:24] Increase resistance sponges get stained 20% slower. Increase sponges ability to clean difficult stains. Oh, that's kind of the same thing, isn't Oh, that's kind of the same thing, isn't it? It cleans stains faster.
[38:36] it'll get less stained. Hmm. I'm going to go with the less stained versions. I don't know. It sounds fun.
[38:50] Increases all stats by 30%. Ooh. Oh, I can just then. Um What should I use more? I feel like I use a mop more than a sponge.
[39:10] Skins. Oh my god, I can get Scrub Daddy.
[39:24] Oh, these are all the skill points. Okay, I thought it was going to go down further. Increases all stats even further. Oh, it's going to be so good. stains. Oh.
[39:37] leave this episode here, Dex. >> Dexter, what are you doing up, boy? because I think the next level is going to be like another hour or something.
[39:49] more of this. It's a very fun game. It's a very therapeutic game. I like that the crime scenes actually have a little bit of a story and you can do that and then clean up everything and it's not just get in and clean up an environment. It
[40:02] the skill tree makes it really interesting to keep going. So, let me But for now, I'm going to leave it here. Thank you so much. Clean up your stains.