[00:00] >> You're not a major. >> No, no, that's my name. Christian name? >> Major, [music] it's it's Major. >> Who's Major Major? >> For God's sake, [music] we're late for
[00:12] sergeant. >> You're a sergeant? >> But you're Major [music] Major. >> I'm Sergeant Major Major. Major Major is >> Whatever your goddamn name is, you're not making [music] a lick of sense to
[00:24] practical joker. He named me Major Major. First name Major, middle name Major, behind my mother's back on the birth certificate. sergeant glarp app. >> Unless, sir, you promote me.
[00:37] >> [music] >> Congratulations. I'm hereby promoting be any different? >> duties be any different, Colonel >> You'll act like a major, you'll perform the duties of a major. God damn it.
[00:51] >> Major Major, congratulations. You're a major. major. >> [music]