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title: 'MauLer and SmilerAl Audio Commentary - Star Wars: The Last Jedi'
source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=Uof-hHwd1Gc'
video_id: 'Uof-hHwd1Gc'
date: 2026-07-24
duration_sec: 9433
channel: 'MauLer'
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# MauLer and SmilerAl Audio Commentary - Star Wars: The Last Jedi

> Source: [MauLer and SmilerAl Audio Commentary - Star Wars: The Last Jedi](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Uof-hHwd1Gc)

## Summary

MauLer and SmilerAl provide a scathing, detailed audio commentary on 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi', dissecting its numerous plot holes, character inconsistencies, and poor narrative choices. They argue the film fails as a coherent story and highlight many moments of illogical writing.

### Key Points

- **First Order Finding Rebels** [02:54] — It makes no sense that the First Order can find the rebels immediately after the previous film, as they were on the same planet and the giant laser was destroyed.
- **Dreadnought Shields Missing** [07:57] — The Dreadnought mysteriously has no shields, which is a major oversight for the flagship.
- **Snoke Unaware of Hyperspace Tracker** [13:42] — Snoke does not even know about the hyperspace tracker, which is a critical piece of intel he should be aware of.
- **Kylo Ren's Inconsistency** [21:00] — Kylo Ren is described as the most inconsistent character in fiction, swinging between evil and conflicted without clear motivation.
- **Rey as a Characterless Protagonist** [24:52] — Rey is a blank slate who lacks a defined personality or arc, making her a weak protagonist.
- **Political Message Over Story** [28:01] — The film's 'women telling off men' moments are seen as forced political messaging that undermines the story.
- **Leia's Space Flight** [32:54] — Leia's survival and flight through space after the bridge is destroyed is criticized as one of the film's most absurd moments.
- **Holdo's Awful Characterization** [37:30] — Admiral Holdo is a poorly written character whose actions and motivations are unclear and contradictory.
- **Rose's Pointless Existence** [44:23] — There is no logical scenario that justifies Rose being on the mission to Canto Bight; her presence feels forced.
- **Luke's Failure Explanation** [01:01:17] — Luke's explanation for why he considered killing Ben Solo is convoluted and doesn't justify his character regression.
- **Rey's Swimming Ability** [01:15:47] — Rey, who grew up on a desert planet, can suddenly swim and use the Force to lift water, contradicting her backstory.
- **Snoke's Death and Confusion** [01:45:52] — Snoke's death is confusing and poorly executed; the audience is left wondering how it happened and why it matters.
- **Snoke's Death Impactless** [02:10:46] — Despite being a major villain, Snoke's death has no impact on the story; the narrative continues as if nothing happened.
- **Film as an Experiment** [02:20:08] — The commentator suggests the film was made as an experiment to see how much the audience would ignore bad writing.

### Conclusion

The Last Jedi is a deeply flawed film that squanders its potential through incompetent storytelling and a disregard for established character arcs. Its legacy is a divided fanbase and a cautionary tale in filmmaking.

## Transcript

actually something that we're making that hasn't even been requested but if someone I wanted to do because it's cool the first film we're targeting is Star Wars the last Jedi as a sort of celebration of it being just over a year
celebration of it being just over a year since well my first video came out which we were gonna release this on the day but we decided that since I've had a few anything that it's better if I if I give you as an actual video a full video and
then and then released this after as a sort of little New Year's treat I don't but that would be the point but yes the the the movie we have is two hours 31 minutes and 51 seconds and we will sync together our on go and then you guys can
you know watch the movie with us as we comment on it my my partner in crime comment on it my my partner in crime today is is Alex say hello hello there
but yeah you good to go yep I'm good alright three two one go I this in the silver and you're like no yeah eyes putting this off because not
because like I had like the earth foresight it was more I just wasn't like interested yeah it's just like I it's gonna come out and yeah like we'll catch it eventually like cuz we like when we go to see this in films anyway we like
to go normally like a day to after only a week after that we just so the crowd was a bit dead or dead or in a yeah which was funnily enough with solo it was like a zombie crowd of there's like seven people it's all not clean not
very bad but yeah by the way this this river this film takes place most like a day after the previous one so the title cool is almost pointless it's like yes first-order raids it destroyed the
that because it was halfway through the first film yeah yeah general Laird is the only person left apparently at the galaxy that's gonna fight them for some
galaxy that's gonna fight them for some okay look it's just such a rushed bass that it's like I don't even know what I would recommend for actual like that you've got nothing to even tell the audience you wouldn't even need this and
we'd be able to be able to understand what's happening mmm I just know what slightly wait now because for four hours this is my second only time of watching
this oh and this is something I think even plink it got wrong a lot of people said that it makes no sense that the first order just find the rebels or the previous film they're on the same planet they just you know the logical thing
going to destroy them with their giant laser the giant laser was destroyed so now they're just sending star destroyers so funnily enough for me that was more actually that they cuz if they didn't do this I would be like why the hell
immediately well again yeah cause it's only a day passed obviously they haven't had well time to rebuild it one yet he's not they've not had the inevitable tale of the weapon I guess here we got um just
jumping right in there they are arriving so I'll [ __ ] yeah these these star destroyers mysteriously missing from the force awakens or at least there's you see one and then we got the dreadnought as well just like wait what is that it's
just like I was just the mass ship in the [ __ ] universe apparently and we the [ __ ] universe apparently and we have our comedic Hux
on this was just I don't know I thought Hux was funny so I'm making him funny is the standard is the Jar Jar Binks of the new sequels well it's funny cuz we said
lot of people's like roasts eco easily the worst character stars that we saw Solo it was like [ __ ] bad l-3 is a competition already poor Jar Jar he's been knocked right off the leaderboard yeah here we go
first like the first moments of somebody that was coming back what something bad yes why wouldn't they immediately shoot him when their only goal is to destroy front of them and they can destroy them if they just fire the cannons it's like
oh because Hux is dumb and he wants to talk to PO for some reason to tell po by the way that there's absolutely no chance of negotiation yeah so it's just course to deliver a joke which she was supposed to apparently be a signal to
strictly drama we're gonna have some comedy and it's like what oh okay comedy and it's like what oh okay biohazard side we just didn't know I
like the UH it didn't want to forget that the whole there was that there was see the film more than once before giving their opinion on it like a lot of like no you'll understand it better if you see it again just kind of see this
you see it again just kind of see this again would be yea skinny guy kind of pasty and it's the kind of [ __ ] with when I was making my videos I hear Tim a
God's little thing where I pretend the same scenario but with talking instead like talking would not let someone say oh you're all pale and skinny and gross because he'd just be like okay kill this guy you put a lot of dev style of them
it's this you went writing it you wouldn't have someone say it to talk in wouldn't have someone say it to talk in I mean you got the foul stench line at least but the thing is he to destroy lairs planet not long after that the
talking gets his revenge let's put it that way yeah you got the the one tie fight the one x-wing could destroy every single Tower on this this ship and I just find it amusing and my it's been this long and they still haven't
made towers that can [ __ ] take down an x-wing are you kidding me it's really a lot of people were like don't you get it that's the those towers are for enemy they can't even take outside like by design they can't take of x-wings you
[ __ ] kidding me they just posed too good man yeah one [ __ ] blow it up it's not even like it's not like a concentrated fire it's yeah and they've only now released the TIE fighters and it's like why on the
right now like this whole space fight is a mess and it's funny cuz a lot of people like all this most bombastic amazing opening all this most bombastic amazing opening for stars fill this like mmm-hmm sure is
do your thing ball who's neat going down with bb-8 there into the ship instead of it like cutting a [ __ ] you know that's cool a couple of directing moments in this film that I like I don't like this the [ __ ] whack-a-mole with a
motherboard it's like why would that be a thing what random sparks come coming plumbing system yeah like it yes it's the it's the leaking pipe is what the [ __ ] that is and yeah they destroy this base first when there's so many reasons
that that is not what you would do one being the way better target is right there to being that the planet can't move three being the since they've left in a rush who knows what information you can get if you storm that base down
can get if you storm that base down there yeah it's like they played an FTL selected like the one partnership to attack and then they missed it although they forgot to change it they just shot our where oh that's another thing that
the Dreadnought mysteriously has no shields I'm sure some weak well I know all there but it's probably something to do with something in the botton novel oh
didn't need shields cuz it was too powerful anyway some of the little bug powerful anyway some of the little bug explained there the the CEO who was like I took the day off this one particular day look at what is this it's like oh
day look at what is this it's like oh it's funny you're like ha ha look the electrocute himself to fix this and so I go yeah that enables Poe to do this which leads to what is essentially one of the most dramatic moments because of
how this war thing is going to turn out and you just the comedy mixed with dramas so very confusing but yeah it's good to keep an eye on the fact that you can't see any bombers anyway and then Poe is like okay
like all [ __ ] okay you come to pose there just here you're like oh wait what there just here you're like oh wait what well did these guys come from yeah also I don't know why is I I was like I looking like fruit like thing you see in
a submarine again a periscope yeah I don't know yeah yeah surely what can they just have camera feeds from outside well they have like holographs of the [ __ ] fire a lot of you like to just
have actual camera feeds you know yeah I look the TIE fighters are now going against this flee it's like where the hell were you guys this whole time don't hell were you guys this whole time don't there goes Porkins it's not really no I
there goes Porkins it's not really no I mean poor kids son I have no idea what the genealogy is for this the new ones and look he's like we're winning this is like I thought the reason they destroyed the towers on your stupid dreadnought
destroyed with like us just getting destroyed anyway because if you remember destroyed anyway because if you remember these bombers are made of paper every unless it LS it's not needed for story or important for the story IRA go the
gravity bombs yeah which is still an ongoing debate I'm less concerned with them in terms of major issues with this film but it is interesting how much people do talk about these why does it just have nukes well yeah yeah people
just like missiles would be better the design of these ships they are so ready to be destroyed it's so many I love the one Thai fighter destroys three of them one Thai fighter destroys three of them are so embarrassing Jesus Christ we need
are so embarrassing Jesus Christ we need a better [ __ ] version of these ships
but nothing's really happening nobody yeah the reason is it's working nobody yeah the reason is it's working and it's like why why why okay let's go for this like world war two nautical [ __ ] combat isn't it
bosses prefer getting that is in space yeah no I think hip islet is still alive but the bomber is dead and then she's the turret I actually hit the trigger yeah see you see the pilot in there he's still alive but then this happens pilot
gets shot and it blows it up and it was like why the hell wasn't the pilot told to drop the payload yeah why the pilot the pilot have the payload but does he the pilot have the payload but does he not have a button yes and you know they
blew up the top of the ship it did not breach its atmosphere in any way and it also managed to not just stop them from me able to do any of this [ __ ] really
emotional the the interesting parts of this as well it's the whole PO didn't force anybody to do anything he just told the fleet now is your alpha with themselves and obviously this is Paige doing what she wants to do and yet Poe
everyone died sort of thing it's just so inconsistent this film with with what inconsistent this film with with what it's trying to tell you this certain is one interpretation they wanted though I can tell that much dodo dodo dodo dodo
and yeah with how slow these drop by the time the first one explodes yeah yeah it's gonna be a chain reaction up to top a day
still does she gets engulfed in flames so yeah and there we have it such a so yeah and there we have it such a brave sacrifice I hardly do the yeah
there was I remember the first battle where they actually show you no concern for the fact that people have actually sacrificed themselves well you see the sacrificed themselves well you see the other ones people cared when people died
probably a good cars considering how bad these bombers were lucky you actually these bombers were lucky you actually got one to work yeah but it all looks got one to work yeah but it all looks pretty and can't deny that and all they
have left now is x-wings a wings medical frigate transports and it's about it frigate transports and it's about it oh [ __ ] I forgot yeah we're gonna get our sea so Hux looks concerned like oh no I [ __ ] up and then she's like Snoke
wants to see you and he's like oh [ __ ] okay but they can't escape anyway so why why is he concerned and then you find out the Snoke doesn't and then you find out the Snoke doesn't even know about the hyperspace tracker
it's like you think that's something they keep him abreast off mmm instead he just humiliate sucks in front of his entire crew which you know again I don't
entire crew which you know again I don't know I guess they're going for veda style stuff even available just murder because there's a line from Snoke later he's like are you just good to keep idiots Wow the way they did you do Snoke
of the force awakens and then till now like no [ __ ] all about him it's old it was all just conjecture and then he shows I was like oh cool now we're gonna scene they're like one or two more scenes and then you see you in the
throne room and that's it and well we know where that's gonna go so shortly until then we've got mindless babbling [ __ ] [ __ ] and like crap was coldly
subjective oh yeah whatever it's just gonna be crap comedy fans all Winky gonna be crap comedy fans all Winky I was relatively like okay with signing
off from stalls after the force awakens because it was like this is gonna be it's nice to keep keep up to date with Star Wars and then it was like oh my and terms of [ __ ] on franchises I suppose I know I just remember after you
watched it you just like go holding on discord or ever just like I need to make sure you remember like our circle of friends at the time bear in mind that you didn't have like a huge discord or community like constantly again well
back for for the year you know yeah there's like I will name them because a few of them said that uh you know that this film was like oh okay okay so it's
okay okay and then you watched it I skipped out a slab or whatever reasons skipped out a slab or whatever reasons at the time but then that middle figure
forever sell our zapper everything yeah there was a lot of discussion for this one just digested it like oh my god I was think I I became so furious with video even though I I was I was more concerned right I was less concerned
with whether or not it would do well as the videos more concerned with how my released a random video about a movie instead of games because I've already done games up to that point yeah I was like I hope they don't care too much not
to mention my my watermelon choice of background which was confusing for a lot you still get the questions about that like to this day I've seen I've seen them so the answer is if anyone is still curious about that I have no idea well I
had no idea how copyright worked on YouTube for movies and stuff so I knew I clip of alien in there for something then I got hit with a claim and from have film so I guess since then I figured out what
the times are like you stay under 10 seconds has always been seems to keep me and then there's some editing tricks you can do I guess but the the watermelon put in the background I figured what if I put something dying in the back go
I put something dying in the back go away oh no oh god this so bothered me I was just like what is what why you who are you she translates for hair man he just he's annoyed to see Chuy's like mm okay I never brought again
I know did he see the river but why do you delete it that's even worse isn't it could be like I guess they just [ __ ] didn't do it and why not but they actually had it decided not to put it in yeah when we were covering major leaves
video by the way he uses that clip when commenting about Luke's Judy or something we were just like that's not even in the film you can't do that yeah
this is supposed to explain why because they made Huck's dumb and the obvious put in charge and so sucks Snooki's like our but when you have dumb people in charge there's lots you can do with them you just like oh okay I guess
with them you just like oh okay I guess they covered that up I don't think that pays off in any way by the way like I don't think Huck's does anything now he gave us absolute [ __ ] on the candles late I don't know well at the end of the
late I don't know well at the end of the film and again become become neat this film and again become become neat this set looks just like visually though just yeah it's just that visuals don't mean [ __ ] when your script is I don't know
what what would you describe it as unholy the script looks kinda like snowy [Applause] [Music]
I was like yeah it probably will annoy people that for Tia was like would be will be a good result for the video and I was like probably like 1000 views and possible result and I was like ten thousand would be the back so we would
ever get but I remember distinctively like when you did upload the video and like you again like quite a spike in traffic like to say the least like I few thousands oh look at that oh wow this really gotta wow it's the
interesting phenomena that I was early with it only because I didn't I had no because everyone started making last Jedi videos I mean I wasn't the first no no but you really were quite early on the well hit run in you know it's still
of my of my review analysis stuff is probably my worst video in terms of production and yet it's probably my one lot of people to consider my favorite just because it's arrow straight from the heart right it's just I am pissed at
the heart right it's just I am pissed at this film yeah it's a it definitely based on the fact that people are still going on and on and on about everything we do to this film and yeah it goes back and forth about the [ __ ] yes no doubt
it's been an entire year and last Jedi is still a hot topic there's still people releasing video essays that'll have you know star wars lost Jedi - and then something profound like a film about peace film a film that threatens
the industry of creative disaster you just have all these things they're just last Jedi yeah I filmed the both teams the film the the film the that defines themes CA kylo still emo
angsty the most inconsistent character in possibly fiction to be honest and precisely because of that he's like everyone's favorite loads a call ticker is like [ __ ] Tyler best character yeah cuz I get in the force awakens it
wannabe I like that's the whole point of the mask and like the devotion and we're like easy too far gone which should be a straight yes but then Han is like maybe I go he's definitely evil yeah yeah he killed rude as his father there's like
film is like no he's not though and I swear to God if he's a good guy Depp so died it was just gonna be so funny yeah we spit in our [ __ ] wheels just for like that we've got a the bet running now is the only FAP where we're saying
the who's gonna be able to sing cuz this character was just nobody's allowed to choice that'll be definitely the answer yeah no matter what they do Kyler will just be completely a consistent so yeah and now we get to enjoy watching Luke
you know live his life a normal day and then we see the scene that was kept in the film versus the ones that were removed yeah and cost the significant
cost of significant money to say you know hymning him walking there and here and that shot of the the island and this shot you could have removed all of these to show him grieving for Han oh here we go
I think this is I think this is like where I was really convinced oh my god we this is this is the danger zone I mean this costs was it something like 15 million to get this all done because this is a practical machine effect sort
of thing but that was flown in from the original set but iconic shot in your original set but iconic shot in your videos yeah
reaction I ever had to that scene was what are you trying to tell me here like what are you trying to tell me here like what is is weird is very weird like the look the thing there to race like who also the thing I'd ever covered is so he
stabs the fish and remember he doesn't have the force so what does he do then does he lift the whole thing all the way up like you or does he go down there and collect it off the thing seems so inefficient compared to just hear this
pitch he has a fishing rod and then rayon him get to talk while he's fishing lightsaber just Chuck's in the war and because I did all that lightsabers of
waterproof water yeah you just got he's just depressed causally or just a grouch the audience at this point is still like what the [ __ ] going on what's Luke what the [ __ ] going on what's Luke doing leave me alone maybe allowed ya
[Music] we're saying she's your cousin I think well she's you know yeah yeah yeah but it's remember that it's not quite that from the actual sound engineers have confirmed what the actual
language was and it wasn't their camera what it actually is though yeah when it ever was like um you know that the Jedi or the force is no peace oh my god with and and it doesn't matter anyway because let's say these whispers actually said
whether or not that's gonna be the true from them kind of figure Mars it's not behind it the funny thing is if they actually say you know boba then we'll
finally be like finally we've got an actual reason why she's powerful but that doesn't really do anything now gives just like
character well I think ray is probably one of the greatest examples of a characterless character like across three films that assuming nine makes the same mistakes she'll just be this blank slate yeah and
considering how character-driven Star Wars is supposed to be yeah this is this is like oh my god so much lower potential here if he could just get our potential here if he could just get our hands on these books the last of the
Jedi religion a so it is a religion then mmm oh you mean like in the universe yeah yeah I imagine it's considered odd you know what else they come one a sect a cult I don't think they'd want to call it that the way he's talking about right
now just like who are you I'm a hero for fun yeah I saw someone mentioned how fun yeah I saw someone mentioned how there's two jokes in this little scene
jacquard goes okay that is pretty much no way I just the the country we like I think rich Evans [ __ ] said it really you can't have him cracking jokes at the same time as being a grouch that will refuse to speak to you it's like it's
refuse to speak to you it's like it's confusing yeah because I mean everyone would have killed to watch Luke train hair while being the Luke we expected and cracking jokes but that's a whole different story
there's another joke I've seen your daily routine you're not busy it's like he's about to exploit it I came to this island to die that was so confusing for so many people because they were like didn't you leave a map but again that
really explained what the hell's going on with the map
characters mourning losses I'm never gonna be against that but like this jumps right into her demoting PO right so it's just like yay seems to be like a strange choice and also just having Carrie Fisher's ass basically sat
down for the entire show she's dead in this Wow at what cost it it's just there's no recognition for PO when they catch up to
he hadn't destroyed that dreadnought they'd all be dead he continually does the right thing it's really annoying now this is the downfall the film the woman
character telling the male character off oh yes you know that's a bit that I called the certain critics that's like you know what caught us all off oh look they've got to be b8 s in the background they're different we'll build it that's
they're different we'll build it that's the bus see the will build you get yeah Akbar by the way right there that [ __ ] it was like oh well sub screen time again I just want a character to ask him
whether this was a trap it is impossible but somebody fixed that in the Rite Aid check that out by the way they've they've hyperspace to them in a way that toward them they need to turn the ship around now and it just blows my mind
that they can't they're unable to catch up with the Raiders is so stupid again battle valve where the ships are like you know in hot pursuit and they don't have there well the capacity to jump faster than them we just remember one
Star Destroyer House is a [ __ ] ton of Thai fighters and we've got already I think that they just showed like four plus the enormous supremacy yeah and how many Thai fighters get released I think it's four
the death star and they run up to the the wall of stardestroyers and then you see like a [ __ ] ton of Thai fighters all come in like Lando sees them all look at come in like Lando sees them all look at that for why is it before it should be a
number is with Star Destroyers but I'm sure they get that call like you know a couple of hundred each thousand baby yeah they've got the the supremacy which is bigger than like twelve star destroyers put together mmm remember we
why like why did they just jumped in front of them I'll have like half the although these are fierce order I don't give a [ __ ] what they called anymore but what why don't they have any like you know well payload dead well you know
the show like guys like man oh no Kyle is gonna flex Kayla tried spinning he's flexing for some reason was a good trick yeah he could just eat rise right up to the hangar bay and fires missiles right in there and destroy his whole thing
in there and destroy his whole thing it's like what you could do that oh oh you guys should do this more often if this is someone you could do I just kamikaze droids that just fly in with like you know nukes it's that easy
and this is the thing right so we've just seen that destruction we're about to see the bridge get blown up which is massive damage to these ships and then coming Huck's appears on kylos like dashboard
this far out you need to come back and then it's like okay fine and it's just like yeah I mean you can see them right there there's three tie fighters whoa what's taking the rest of them so long what the hell they should be like a you
know a colony of bees right now surrounding this thing
trailer bay all willy will be yeah doesn't [ __ ] matter she gets injected his face and again like I stand by what I said originally I think they should have just killed it here I know it's it for the stars music as if fallen stars
for the stars music as if fallen stars cover it was called though I think so notice by the way they were all just like yeah no incoming missiles ah
goodbye lucky she wasn't splattered on the windscreen of his ship yeah look you if you're this far away and it's like well why aren't there more of you so dumb so beyond dumb and then just like white
gotta wait for them to run out of fuel it's a fool and obviously people were saying that you can't just have one of these star destroyers light speed ahead speed you'll be way too far ahead of them and then you just go okay just go
back one unit and then go forward by one point one unit so whatever 1.000 one jump on its higher unit ahead and then turn around yeah I would still probably
turn around yeah I would still probably be worthwhile Oh God so bad I'm fine for most moments but I just come handle it and there's this is the part that um broke me this is it yeah this is deficit was a point like it's because this seems
like a joke like this can't be real right it's just moving you like know a woman in her age she should be dead and then it's like oh if you gonna say the force protected or what I was just like the force [ __ ] like airlifted it out
look if he would doing it with it she's been training stop it [Laughter] oh I know yeah this is so [ __ ]
it's like you know as mesmerized as possible is like she should be dead
get out of here so the Ray doesn't get herself killed coming back and certain youtubers are like that means he's selfish it's like wow why isn't she selfish it's like wow why isn't she sleeping by the fire with Chewie she was
a dick there's Chris choosey in the pose man if he's so annoying to get your hair man if he's so annoying to get your hair from your hands all over that [ __ ] this is all Chuy's for in this [ __ ] movie is to laugh with the Pogues Paul yeah
is to laugh with the Pogues Paul yeah yeah I'll just pause in general yes that they are worse than the Ewoks always a competition oh look at Luke's ticketed and we get I think it's there's two scenes in this film that I approve of
scenes in this film that I approve of and this is one of them I can't remember kills out with r2d2 for a bit obviously he collects the dice as well obviously he collects the dice as well which will forever be forced into mean
which will forever be forced into mean something but we don't give a [ __ ] yes something but we don't give a [ __ ] yes the dice the dice well yeah basically anything that can like ties or connects this to the original trilogy that this
promise probably gonna be the best moment yeah yeah I like that yeah well I mean this is all [ __ ] so they didn't get to talk it's just nice cuz Luke [ __ ] breaks from his [ __ ] goofy ass just trance yeah he's he's Luke for
a moment he could you love the subtitles r2d2 beeps angrily r2d2 beeps angrily [Music]
are we doing it's like the audience right wish you could make me like this right wish you could make me like this film please are - yes don't you feel the story is coming to a complete conclusion I sure do
yeah Leia needs your help so that message applies it's just like god we could have had such a good movie we could have had such a good movie Leia needs a [ __ ] oxygen mask right now find Luke time for into a he offers to
teach her three lessons if you're a bad bird you only gets what does the one less that he does get dud is the one of do not become a Jedi the Jedi
do not become a Jedi the Jedi Association is evil yeah there's a deleted scene for a second lesson and I think a car member if I've got this in my script for one of the parts but somebody said I think it was Rian
the third lesson is something you're supposed to interpret that is like what does that mean well while we as the audience we met a tippler yeah like there is no third lesson just make it up because we did that word all right fill
in the gaps fix their shitty scripts it's like a professor game but a movie the movie have to fix everything for the people who wrote it yeah she's like okay so you've lost your leader now next in line and the way they portrayed this I
didn't know if they're trying to say that PO might have been next in line he was concerned about that and then he didn't get it and she got it instead but man hold oh now all the racket about Elora dude I said Lordan yeah baby yeah
his Lord didn't you yeah such an awful character she wears a halo for Christ's sake the hair the halo the non military uniform and then people say she was in the well the original trilogy but she wasn't the general then or ever
you have yeah she's a diplomat but [ __ ] you know that does matter either [ __ ] you know that does matter either this is apparently an admiral yeah they unbelievable that she's an admiral she chooses not to tell anybody her plans
chooses not to tell anybody her plans say what and the plot would have been so establish there was a mole on board that would be just you'd fix everything yeah
you got to keep the plan close to the chest and then Poe decides that she is by him doing that that he is the mole and I think a little bit cool twist if if if holder was the mole the whole time I am the obsessive for the like oh my
god like this for women in the shots this is deliberate this is the downfall of stygian Star Wars olerude it wasn't the terrible writing or anything yeah
combative and you know his reaction right there that was me I was like what right there that was me I was like what and then she's like yeah you're a piece of [ __ ] not gonna listen to you and so you know today I'm gonna bring up my
super pretentious voice film language tells us that she is a bad guy through tells us that she is a bad guy through this it's like hypo our hero I don't buy
this it's like hypo our hero I don't buy is she the bowl she the baddies yeah they basically a wreck on her connection with Leia like are they used to be like friends when they were in high school that that's why she she has people have
some stupid crap used to dye her hair with it this is the thing people like it with it this is the thing people like it makes sense if you read the novel's the is gonna be this film is just all horrible I can avoid saying any wolf
lines here or reference it or begin any wolf references the stretch films recently I Versailles can't be Shrek references I'll be called
can't be Shrek references I'll be called as Shrek it's at night it would be funny to bring it all back bring it back around yeah we sort of glossed over as
around yeah we sort of glossed over as well Finn's a mortal wound meant nothing know he got bit you had a bit of disorientation because all right also Finn's a war hero but like 30 times faster but this happened yesterday like
do they have social media and like does it just like become a thing like Finn fighter in the riveter the resistance or wherever the call themselves Oh God and doing here and you just had the sinister music and
you could just imagine that any second she's gonna turn around shank him has they have they said zapped anybody who tries to escape is like wow what a great resistance if you you guys even think about leaving we will [ __ ] capture as
a communism just like you know kill any insurgents [ __ ] is like look how funny insurgents [ __ ] is like look how funny this is she's insane you will even you
were cheating on me we're not going out you were well I just zapped him then he wakes up on like um I don't know some kind of thing where it's just like where where you take where is she got a collection of these
people like in some bits a basement light now what the [ __ ] you need is a just do that I mean I was pretty powerful that device he's dead imagine having the force with it as well activate it and throw it at somebody
[Music] square she would oh look it's a little prison can you see that little guy in there as well a the story is
yeah this is the hilarious break to where it's like they can track us through hyperdrive we can't do anything about that and that she's like forget hyperdrives have a class a process he's like oh [ __ ] yeah thank you I know where
those are okay let's just get on to the super embassy I used to be the janitor for them this is like why is this an option that sounds relatively easy like us we're code breakers by the way friend yeah how come you didn't like divulge in
his information about the [ __ ] hyper tracker until after I became apparently a problem for everyone well it's just you could buy that with the fact that through hyperspeed he goes that's impossible you sure about that film yeah
yeah you forgot if you go you've got his own law what a [ __ ] and isn't up to date on the law [Music]
got the hilarious realization that Finn mopped the supremacy he mopped the Starkiller base and he happened to be in the battalion that went to get po at the beginning of force awakens uh all the most unlikely scenarios of
one character you know they thought that was clever right when they're right in insides of that why do they have a detailed schematic of the [ __ ] ship by the way what are you just having on this phone just like I'd like either
like your past fond memories you know it's like who cares if he knows where we froze Tico knows of the [ __ ] break Aruba's you have the schematic I don't will build into death but like what the wise poet like a janitor like then off
in Rob's oh yeah what did do the star destroyers have a high human stormtroopers a cleaner not to mention say why was he made a storm trooper from being a janet's that like why would ya like it ready to be
they like brainwash you into becoming like these mindless killers or wherever they've simultaneously not explained it while throwing out tidbits instead of you know like in the OT they just didn't [ __ ] tell us where the stormtroopers
conscripted yeah yeah the drafted conscripted whatever you want to call it and there like someone being like you know rebel scum before they were the you know they were on the right side of history so yeah yeah
but this this film is like they've been brainwashed like oh okay yeah this is so film but as you can tell there is no scenario in which it would make sense
for her to be here so they just [ __ ] Skype call it she's in the middle of a Skype call it she's in the middle of a [ __ ] war like why like poses like
nodding along with he's like stupidly handsome face there so yep yep you're dead now mm-hm jet pack and everything's like what what is what is happening and it's a union dispute to parents what she said it's like wasn't your entire
said it's like wasn't your entire cantina destroyed what do you do you cantina destroyed what do you do you have another canteen er I guess maybe that's what the union dispute is about how they're gonna get paid if they
can't continue to work in the cantina this is more dreaded foreshadowed in than Blighttown this plot right so if huldu after taking over said okay so this is planet called crate we're going there mmm yeah that's it and then Finn
would have just ended up in prison well he probably would even have left because they were just been the perfect plan then po wouldn't do his plan so then we just be cutting back between Luke and and and Rey doing their thing and
watching people sit around on the ship in the in the a plot or B plot I'm not considered more important to be honest I guess the one that has Luke in it guess the one that has Luke in it [Music]
simplicity of it but I was always just confused how this works in terms of do they only appear as a [ __ ] there you see everything as normal but they're or in things depending on if they're in the right position you know yeah and
smoke is setting this up because he's aware of kylos weakness apparently and that weakness is something that Ray would latch on to to try and want to pretty interesting you'd think all of that snow considering you know Ray's the
whole like I want to murder kylo be a worked out they fell in love it was worked out they fell in love it was beautiful silly Kyla force powers wouldn't work on ray [Music]
she's like no shits give it about the fact that he killed Han Solo he's just like hey so what's going on like how does it seem things but who gets the
does it seem things but who gets the bills me you imagine Luke could have you doing here oh yeah the [ __ ] Catholic frogs
oh yeah the [ __ ] Catholic frogs I don't yeah frog does this such a weird
yeah it looks explaining it now isn't me yeah I think this is actually the seamer he gets to explain why he's doing what he's doing and yeah it's just compounding the issues again and again how [ __ ] wrong everything is but
again looks nice least these sets especially this bit now you know do I think it's a creative vision or do I think that someone was hired to create a
creative vision and had the money to make it look gorgeous well what are the make it look gorgeous well what are the significance in it because this is all
new canons and it's not following anything old is it so because kylo Ren is strong with the dark side of the force it bothers me that he does not
give a [ __ ] that the Sith are taking over it's like you know cuz this whole logic is like what's really the difference between Jedi anyway it was like [ __ ] Jedi may have been useless you know from his view but they
didn't go around murdering and enslaving people at least nowhere near as badly ya people at least nowhere near as badly ya know like I like the idea of salting is the position we were in at the end of episode six but we've been reverted seem
episode six but we've been reverted seem to get back there now yeah this is like typically the only joke the landed for most people because
totally it seems to match way more than most things and yeah you know that would
actually having the whole teacher-student relationship yeah okay I can never see Luke being as kooky as Yoda no which would have been the it would've been interesting for him to play on the fact that she has no [ __ ]
personality and he can keep digging her at the digging at that on it yeah like says why are you here she never actually answers that question the script said I
awakens ends with her basically being like yeah so I'm gonna go and meet Luke like yeah so I'm gonna go and meet Luke Skywalker now and it's like why seems last time I was with the good guys I wanted to just go home god I would way
prefer this film is Leia had been the one sent you imagine the drama depressed Luke wouldn't be able to do [ __ ] this is the main thing that like but I foresee
we know is well it's not going to be rectified in their last one there's just that fact that they put all the old cast back while the main old cast back and they had like one or two seasons with Han and Leia and I was it there with it
Han and Leia and I was it there with it yeah I won't see Leia Luke and vice-versa you'll be a [ __ ] thing now well that's almost like it was well that's almost like it was ceremonial yeah
way well yeah the bromo Viper didn't use them and now we're stuck with none of these characters that I got this the subtract part but I don't find any of them interested you know Kyllo could
rain could have been cool they all could have been cool I mean Poe is still relatively neat he's just good at what he does that's it yeah yeah this
post kind of weirds the whole like you saw the dark and you didn't even shy saw the dark and you didn't even shy away from it it's like what she was
doing she just touched the [ __ ] ground this is this [ __ ] happen yeah out of her she's like I have no idea what just happened and then yeah then he
like your power I've seen it before referencing Kyle oh it didn't scare me there but it does now it it's like what are you reading didn't ski you tried to kill him in his sleep you wouldn't do that to Ray what can I say I react like
Luke every time I hear somebody pre-ordered the game so and they look at you and you're like I'm sorry your contribution to the downfall of gay that as a whole what do you stop god it's like I whenever I see the scene
open with this you know like ships chasing each other you using for boredom nothing is happening I know did you know how I prefer this to be I Caribbean film and just have Charlie step on that ship and just him how just
have him wisecracking a little laura dern I said I genuinely think that's what they missed out on if you had them locked on the ship talk about his history with a storm troopers we never got that what was
can we can we hear about no pogs pogs are funny you think okay oh yeah forget and she's gonna be in and out of the film like a [ __ ] well gotta feel
film like a [ __ ] well gotta feel funny for it but she's gonna be yeah funny for it but she's gonna be yeah I'm here who I'm gone alright the this is one moment I like is just that she was interested in the rain that was a
then they counter it later when they have his swim it's like well [ __ ] so
like first scene is I hate you second scene is you're a monster then I did super duper hate you and then this fur bill to you because this is what the smoke is doing this right yeah this is disabilities orchestrated by
Snoke purely foot to like get here to come back to them is it but she I think he says the the whole reason he did this was because Kyle was conflicted and that would make ray think that he could be turned and so she would come to them and
why is he so important to get rid of ray when Ray's a nobody now well because she's got the force that's good enough is it a parent like Snooks got a boner
for killing Jedi so yeah so Ray's like you know why the one-in-a-million who are born with medic Laurie and source obviously [ __ ] yeah especially this film has told us not just this film but the other ones have said that uh apparently
when the dark side Rises light rises to meet it as in the force generates more good guys if there's too many bad guys oh no here we go alright guys just skip 23 minutes we have enough to talk about for 23 minutes just skip ahead how long
we literally will have to just talk about something else cuz catamite is just nothing yeah there are there are people out there who argue like had to this film and it's already it's like they land it on the beach for no reason
oh you find out so they can get arrested later and we can just have more boredom yeah look at all these evil capitalists just enjoying their money
like this you know for obviously more than just one day yeah so it was under the Republic that they were having this much prosperity did you ever see the UM the shot that this is a recur Ian yeah it's cool shot yeah this is it this is
cool the whole Buffalo most of the film it's just part of it like I said I don't there's a couple of bits that need work but like more choreography and a couple
of edits but it's the writing the writing needs help and yeah we needed more CGI creatures for some reason alright you could have cut this just cut
this and put Luke's morning scene in whatever the hell this is I think it just really just showing off that I like the modern use of CGI this is a big man
day they would not waste their time with that kind of shot that kind of shot Cthulhu monster with it God that must be fun how many drinks spill whenever the [ __ ] dudes go by yeah it's funny cuz
this was not the first film that I would have made a video for it's just that I didn't because like easily we would have made one for terminator genisys or at least I would have liked they thought if I was doing them now I still gonna like
retro actively do it but like this just films throughout the years that would bad enough at just the right time to make me start making videos or movies I
transitioning out of twitch right here why you were doing twice rooms like Wow why are you doing it like daily at one point when you oh yeah yeah the nearly two and a half years of trying to make twitch work which it it did work but not
in a way that could generate a career no it was like small donations I'm like why like on a really good day most the time would be like - uh yeah on an exceptional day like 200 people but most days there's like 50
days there's like 50 blowing and max yeah but you know the the the game analysis videos they did well from the people who watched them were not algorithm friendly I don't think and they were always on subjects
thing I had covered was rezoned evil 7 that was a good possible 2 months after it came out which is just too late for a lot of people now there you go pay off and you just have to wonder what would have happened if they hadn't parked
up to this guy and he would've been like yeah sure I'll go at risk my life to break into what is the most powerful [ __ ] faction on this planet just to help you guys know it's like yeah we know Maz Kanata it's like I don't care
yeah this will explain why she can be all those girls later she trained for a all those girls later she trained for a bit against this rock
ignited or activated in this film it's like the whole hour oh yeah I mean as you're maybe away like this the only stars film it doesn't necessarily have a I'd like to save a clash Beyond in a flashback yeah and that's under knives
flashback yeah and that's under knives narration anyway yeah like she's so damn good to trading she [ __ ] up to that degree that amused me but just the
died there if they were a little bit further forward she's blood splattered this film okay oh yeah this is the bit so he explains
oh yeah this is the bit so he explains the reason oh he just said lesson two now they're extinct the Jedi romanticized but if you strip away the myth and look at their deeds they're a failure it's like good yeah yeah what a
[ __ ] agree I like how she knows that he saved Darth Vader and yet in the first film she's like Luke Skywalker I thought he was a
like Luke Skywalker I thought he was a myth yeah so clearly you know more about his life than you were leading on
me and this is the problem right here he's just gonna tell us the synopsis of it's not just a synopsis [ __ ] miniscule
and then kylo when evil and that's where we are now I want to see this movie dude we are now I want to see this movie dude he's what made this happen they could have done it because they just give a bit of D aging to our ot
just give a bit of D aging to our ot characters look at all those students yeah this never explained why kylo would would even kill them would even kill them yeah like he would reject Luke and maybe
another temple but he made it everyone else is like ah so he was evil so Luke was right in fun to kill him cause he never know it's so confusing and he's
suck dude I don't know what you failed for BAE this we have no information on this really you kind of got shaft with it yeah so lesson two just got
completely like screwed up we have no idea what where that even when he just like presented an argument and she was just like yeah ass [ __ ] and then we don't even get a lesson three so one lesson in total that she may or may not
even have listened to [Music] unlike wow you know race just pointing out a couple of facts as managed to thing that he's been considering to be yeah yeah he hasn't had this
like how many years you just kind of like oh do you like by the way that this thing is thrusting forward the thrusters run out and then it tilts upwards and falls behind like momentum in space is not a thing apparently I don't want to
begin argue or like boom physics and all that [ __ ] that's just sick Sublette not that [ __ ] that's just sick Sublette not not qualified for what is the arcing shots as well these are these are balls of light that there's they're firing out
just like why they arcing how is that even possible
what the plan is I just can't get over this just so stupid you remember she's one of the mutineers by the way where are you guys like oh
they're in casino player Joe it's absolutely wasting our [ __ ] time right now cuz the end conclusion of this whole entire site part they picked up bb-8 and threw him out only for him to just roll back in Slyke good job guys
just roll back in Slyke good job guys yeah it's just like I I have an invite they weren't really giving a [ __ ] about the rioting at this point well this is
the example of a fad right in that it's perfect they're just like they're they they get arrested because they parked outside illegally okay okay like they aggressive parking violation rules okay sure that also like you know like they
that led them to here who's he's the guy but I was perfect that was lucky like oh he happens to be able to not only break out of this jail
cell but also do the exact job they need well I was lucky how he's willing to do it for free oh that was lucky yeah did he pack something or turn them in later on that's after he does but only because
that's after he does but only because they're caught so it looks to be that he was always going to be you know if they were in court he probably would've done the job for them and then everything would've worked out yeah yeah like yeah
would've worked out yeah yeah like yeah yeah you protects himself not many gets room like he does do the job it's just the oh yeah and the evil little black the oh yeah and the evil little black boys like the evil bb-8 yeah I think
boys like the evil bb-8 yeah I think this the whole time all he needed was hangover he doesn't expect anything problem but he's just we walked off it's like okay then that's weird gets over his hangover he's like yeah BB
gets over his hangover he's like yeah BB I did that somehow God drove this yeah shoes coins why did you have a coin loader in him
and I look at that guys like coins my weakness the fact that like is gut compared to like you know you know compared to when you shoot in like a
compared to when you shoot in like a traditional fire oh my god I forgot how
quickly they just shove all this in your face oh yeah they're wounded don't you get it this is an injustice oh yeah little kiddies so we're gonna cause absolute [ __ ] havoc for these kids did I cleaned up the mess later on
don't know if that was just gonna close the door but I always felt that this she's like hey we're the good guys and it's like all the good guys that have thirty years these kids recognize that symbol yeah why would ya whatever a
falafel of all the rebels would like dead before the whole thing was over but like that symbol is like the bat symbol to them
[Music] shefket hey you see that one of the shefket hey you see that one of the horses knock the camera if you can call that I don't even know what these are dog cat horse gerbil things [ __ ]
gonna shoot them I guess they're just gonna follow them and hope that they gonna follow them and hope that they find them when they stop running we get just all this carnage and Rose so happy about this and just everybody done yeah
she just whoa and and everyone on earth it's just allowed to clean this up later yeah it's just reckless destruction and it's like do you have any idea how any of this works and like what did these people do
exactly oh yeah they they just traded up on the market they were like oh if we use our ability to create weapons and sell them to the people who were running sell them to the people who were running Wars we can it's just like capitalizing
on an industry I don't know anyone makes weapons but like how they use them is not the person you made the weapons fault look I guess that comes down to a whole debate about gun control then as well well there's argue like that in
real life you know like why everyone calls me questions why the rest of the world gives guns to Saudi Arabia you know this films just not asking like well it's too rushed isn't it everything's too rushed
[Music] so they got parking fines but they did yeah they got parking tickets on this [ __ ] but they went to jails like why would they how would you they didn't tear it away or anything this left it
things we got to say aren't even exploring this this issue like effectively like this is just so beyond quickly he's got the slavery thing the animal rights thing the capitalism thing the dishonest generation of the crony
because everyone is motivated by money and greed if yeah making money off any kind of thing that involves suffering so you'd be considered a bad guy yeah and
you'd be considered a bad guy yeah and she has her line here she says well no fit sorry Finn is the one that says it's worth it first the fact that they've destroyed that place and it's just like Finn what the [ __ ] mate yeah yeah as a
Finn what the [ __ ] mate yeah yeah as a former child slave Finn Finn Finn and then she is she's like now it's worth it when you take the saddle off him it's like what do you thinks gonna happen to that thing it's not gonna get rounded
that thing it's not gonna get rounded back up oh yeah just the idea that if since being captive they need that place to survive now yeah forever then he just
turns up with bb-8 and saves them it's just like oh my goodness hello thank the Lord we would have been in trouble without you my good lads without you my good lads [Music]
it's never ends in this movie ah there we are that was kind of bye everyone I'm glad to be back to be back oh yeah Luke is gonna turn the force
switch back on he's like that [ __ ] can make rocks move I give me boldest moves yes I like that uh people look at it as you know like either all so like either we get this or we get the stupid Luke is Opie is [ __ ] like anime-style jumping
sitting there like why can we have something in between why do we have to something in between why do we have to have one of those yeah he's like oh [ __ ]
have one of those yeah he's like oh [ __ ] she's at a Koba [ __ ] man I probably should help maybe I don't know I guess I don't really care about Leia that much
I'm stole it away from me cuz you know time for her to die it's just so awkward I [ __ ] your [ __ ] shirt back on yeah and again they're doing this right
in between lines about how harm was murdered see why did you hate your father I'm just like stop putting jokes right next to really serious [ __ ]
long-delayed strained facebook conversation okay when they showed this with Luke he looks like a [ __ ] monster in this vision yeah it's like
monster in this vision yeah it's like Bilbo Baggins we take the ring off I mean I get it like it's it's Kyla's perspective quote-unquote is like uh huh tell me a better film I want a better plot no Kyle oh that I'm not convinced
plot no Kyle oh that I'm not convinced laughter dah dah dah dah dah dah like such a really good favors last words a good piece of life advice and advice never [ __ ] think of it that way Jesus Christ yeah I can write the
Nike advert either sacrifice every figure ever it's just like you have an you have a knife and you're like well gotta kill the past otherwise I'll never gotta kill the past otherwise I'll never be able to get over it yeah this place
be able to get over it yeah this place like only exists to copy the the Dagobah like only exists to copy the the Dagobah sequence yeah one or two
missteps into these choices and I say like and look she goes that deep and just in the middle of this thing is so yep just just float right over there and it's like you can't you shouldn't that's our dude I just swim usually
scared out of your mind and suffering like because you can't swim not just don't let me go done you lived on a desert planet your entire life there was enough of wool balls of water that she pulled them all into a thing in Terris
did you even have a place like to bathe properly oh yeah that's an interesting thought well you know jaku life is a tough life well obviously like everyone learns how to swim in the bathtub but you know she is if she if she's looking
ponder over but those shoes on the desert islands place where the only thing I've noticed simon pegg voices the shopkeeper he's actually in a suit for
shopkeeper he's actually in a suit for them this is joy they I think they did it because if he play if you just look like himself I think even Simon Pegg said they were concerned that people would associate him with Star Trek like
Star Trek guy I don't think they need to worry about that but hey whatever yeah you know these these multiple Ray's certain people can surely these multiple rays is just III would imagine just like someone's going to interpret that it's
gonna be just gonna think it's amazing show me my parents and just reveals you show me my parents and just reveals you know Dexter jettster Oh Jojo what it know Dexter jettster Oh Jojo what it would have been better
they were filthy job traitors who [ __ ] killed themselves race oh my god Kyla what the phone about this is a little bit [ __ ] I just find it so
this happen when when was this the relationship what Kyle oh it happened relationship what Kyle oh it happened again and I guess Kyle's got nothing to slowly because they still decided not to bring out the TIE fighters yeah it's
situation she's like what are you doing right now it's [ __ ] annoying we just don't have the fuel I guess yeah I wish you guys McDonald's I'm so sick of this [ __ ] I guess Luke sent this was going on by
the way I don't know how very good why he knew just the force whatever this is it's high this is a time agency like scope is it's all just time agency like scope is it's all just a bit skewed Church my hurry it's like
any given moment the rebel fleek it's [ __ ] lose fuel and like the last of these two are just kinda half with a [ __ ] finger [ __ ] moment this beyond bothers me because of how much I was invested in her hating him for
killing Han Solo and I just never even like [ __ ] that I guess yeah that she's just like let's just see if we could touch each other like why Julie she's what this does what means anyway like she like has a reaction like it's like
did you is this did you sex is that what this is yeah oh oh yeah are you effing this is yeah oh oh yeah are you effing then Lucas like no SEC seeing them how then Lucas like no SEC seeing them how dare you you a Dutch it in Luke do you
know how much that's gonna cost oh hey Luke oh yeah the idea that it's like wool even if he did don't you want
would be did you just [ __ ] clocks about the back of the heads what the about the back of the heads what the hell
ray buy purses in the back he's got $50 just take it and leave just take it and leave I can't even spend it here yeah this training and then I looked inside and I saw death or never second why was this
in the film for [ __ ] sake why wouldn't you make a film about this yeah I love a lady quasar like Kyla have like a little dream well he like Russell's is like why his hand to be like oh my god he's gonna kill people like this this storyline is
the whole Wesley dealing with angels sudden thing we episodes and episodes of him considering what he should do considering what he knows and you just do that about that Luke is it's like [ __ ] man this kid like you could even
show the clip from force awakens that's what Luke sees in Kyllo like him killing Han yeah he's like [ __ ] like that that's bad I'd love that Luther's involved like the [ __ ] life tells Hanalei about this
intervention like he just goes nope the chalice is died apparently he just left and went to [ __ ] the other place to after that like yeah just like God what was Luke doing he's bit it's a bit too harder than we need well this is the
thing about like how lair is so into getting Luke back and you're like aren't you pissed at him yeah like he took his son turned him into a horrible villain and disappeared wouldn't you be like Luke what the [ __ ] and not to mention
kind of [ __ ] whatsoever I figure this how is the font that could just be her support yeah it's just like the Jedi the Jedi suck hey Rick -
they're just not as bad as a safe unfortunately yeah he's like I can't be unfortunately yeah he's like I can't be astray you go do it I'm like 500 XP away from him I like you're my endgame ability to do force projection
justice wait I'll be back you there hustling far big pogs it's just hustling far big pogs it's just like horrible screams channeling his
like horrible screams channeling his father that whole back story man we just [ __ ] it even if it was a half an hour of this film the flashbacks you could just
say well JJ forced me to do this cuz we need backstory yeah this photography need backstory yeah this photography thing is - it sound 20 like aha no is it
thing is - it sound 20 like aha no is it I guess as fast as you know I don't like anti fanservice where they think that they're gonna please people by having it but it just pisses everyone off I call it pandering it's the kind of [ __ ] where
you're like well it breaks a rule it it [ __ ] makes no sense anyways like where the hell's your door even been yeah it'd be like trying to influence a lot more than just like tell Luke off after all this time we know that the
[ __ ] so where the hell are they Ben where the hell is [ __ ] Anakin bin you'd be really good if you popped up a runner by the time I was considering killing my nephew how did it really helpful yeah for guidance what the [ __ ]
are you doing man how the [ __ ] what are you doing yeah like Luke doesn't talk to or anything he just immediately is like can you do this to smoke can you can you can you do this to smoke can you can you do this but with snow over me material
do this but with snow over me material the secret x-ray already had everything that wasn't there he's like do you mean she took the books is always saying
really been changed in the past ten years since you've just sat on this it ever was I guess him very clearly saw Luke Jack's
also that bothers me too he's like have you read them but he's like well you know it's like what the [ __ ] else have you been doing Luke guess not I'm so glad that you liked it so now now
Methodist at this point so that you say nope if I did the books bias it's all about what you do in life which you know I - so does that mean there's an argument to be made that Luke is hallucinating this he's like snorted on
a few deaf sticks like this is like the afterlife room only there was a deleted scene from Episode six where like he takes Han and Leia to see Yoda and through the whole time they're just like yeah this is the thing it is about that
planet just has like you know a toxic atmosphere that gets you high [ __ ] he has too much carbon monoxide and they leave in her hands like I'm really considered about your brother Obi once said he was real that the hubs
Obi once said he was real that the hubs like Obi one who was that you say he was in the first film with you what like you've been drinking too much that blue you've been drinking too much that blue milk tea what a beautiful moment yeah
bidonville masters for students to surpass him it's like I'll that's a neat with Luke though he was barely even training Rey for more than what ten minutes yeah and nobody comes close to here
interesting thing as well is that the training was rushed in Britain Empire Strikes Back it was rushed and yet they had what like four big scenes of training so you got the lifting the x-wing the jumping around the climbing
discussing the force it's like all the stuff that's just like we take that for that's just somebody oughta do anymore oh yeah are we about to introduce the YC introduce these dillhole did you know people fight get everyone from both
sides of the I would buy guns from me well that's yeah it's just after this yeah I've never understood this either so he's like my payment deposit needs to be your necklace for some reason okay this obviously means something to exit
she had two halves with her sister and you're like yeah alright and he just gives it back to it later after using it as a conduit or whatever to get into the room and it's like what and how Finn gets like super [ __ ] defensive about
if you don't count the fact he's stealing from the ship but they don't own it so whatever and he's like give it back [ __ ]
see you stealing from the bad guys helping the good it's like a [ __ ] Robin Hood over here but yeah the the idea of the so Finn is entrenched in the idea that he's with the good guys and he is battling against the bad guys and
then this guy challenges that idea and as a result of that Finn is further convinced that he's working for the good guys it's like were you reading your own script like what the [ __ ] do great was great character Laura it's just it's
structure because you're just like whoa why do people wash this and go that way they're like yeah this makes sense because he learned about how there's no reason to pick good or bad and so he picks good because you know in fairness
DJ the whatever gonna call him there the Mitchard slash tricks to Pearson he's flow yeah he's morally gray he likes it like I'm captured by the first order okay I'll escape I give them information by
wonder if he'll pop up in episode 9 be nice to see him see what he's up to or cares get a complete dark so Finn can beat him up and say what you did was beat him up and say what you did was mean more complete than phasma's man I
just want to get that halo such a neat halo yeah this is a point in the film like this has gotta be where she actually reveals her plan cuz look Poe is practically just the audience right now and she feeds him a [ __ ]
did that's the I've asked you a question and yeah so at this point it's like why knows you'll be using transports which is basically the plan anyway
angry poke good stuff all makes sense characters in consistency mode you got a coward in a traitor there we go was a way fit yes we're just
that they were going with it be a go she's gonna abandon a ship or on a bear went back to the fleet I'm just waiting for him to say the thing that gets the code break of the knowledge I guess we're gonna abandon the ship was enough
we're gonna abandon the ship was enough yeah and yeah the film does deliberately show him reacting to that line so I'm okay with it
you're not all bad Ryan only ninety nine point six seven eight three if we'd be point six seven eight three if we'd be truly objective about it the episodes in bring it bad that you directed would good no you didn't even agree with that
let's have a fly well that's literally one of the two that he directs it yeah but I'll see my tires so where I was the best one all of the best episodes but were good it's like he did the episode you don't like it break it but I didn't
realize you did it too I thought you did like free one of them don't you think the book of the fly the most yeah but I understand why it sucks it arrived Johnson's fall it's just a general like well scripted it yeah I
unless he did unless you brought the script I don't know no I'm pretty sure he didn't know and even then that that was more obvious while it's just filler budget of it like make up for the overspend you of the budget elsewhere in
overspend you of the budget elsewhere in the season yes all the resources in the world is everything what is the thing as you just
said oz about diocese what are the best episodes of TV's yeah so you can't do it you just need someone to take the [ __ ] pen away from the script yeah like you should have three of control of it in that regard anyway look he's doing
code breaker he things such a like a feel smaller man guy at the tack he's feel smaller man guy at the tack he's just like looks funny and then Poe
no plan here's my plan and they're boarding behind us right now which means could he not just ask any of the pilots of these transports what the plan is because someone has to know outside of holder at this point right to
ask around it's like nope mutiny time yeah it's over that it's just gone like it's really selling in just like how boring the actual this is it that all all of this is oh yes but yeah this is just the peak of stupid for this whole
just the peak of stupid for this whole script it's just this endless me unread ship and it's like oh it all comes down to is are we're gonna run out of fuel since we're all gonna die and how we choose to oh please just move on with it
[ __ ] finish Rex [ __ ] stories just like a bleep pointless yeah I was about to be undone after all this time that's the biggest criticism it hasn't people like yeah but it's still like you know oh this is so stupid
oh this is so stupid Nazi droid yep that all seems fine word Nazi droid yep that all seems fine word up but if there's a moving box yeah that
up but if there's a moving box yeah that spoils the entire thing and so you see entire way and to be defeated by something so arbitrary so like oh and it
reminds me of the revenge assists where they get caught by the race shields and ob1 just says how did this happen we're smarter than this speaking for the that but the thing is it doesn't matter because they eventually you know defeat
Grievous destroy the entire ship and get home safe with Palpatine yeah they just obviously but also this elevator scene where like you remember the end over to the Jedi Luke how's it with Darth Vader yeah this is sounds like a really good
yeah this is sounds like a really good moment and this is just like ah ah Tyler might be he might be on the good side by the end of the film question mark okay the end of the film question mark okay that will change a lot yeah well this
this conversation was you're to be evil they don't know you'll be okay you'll be a bad evil person then I'll be a good guy yep and Snoke sorry dude but err oh
god I should've died late let you like five minutes or less to me though that's five minutes or less to me though that's it epic a young ray but you're ever the lie did force awakens everyone loved where he was like you need to return to
return to me and bring kylo obviously if it occurs tight it is time to complete his training it's like whew I think this film is like killer film is like killer completely tradings like oh yeah look
you got him he does this just like skadoosh does that look okay and that he's like 'they're you have it back now just watch
like why though this doesn't make any sense so case you know lucky doesn't
cover it bumping into this guy oh yeah the other thing by the way if let's say they weren't caught by nazi droid and so they
disable this breaker which disables the lights be tracker they tell po po activates Lightspeed they get out of there Finn gets into it an escape pod and gets out whatever films over everyone wins
out whatever films over everyone wins and hold Oh looks like a [ __ ] idiot in the mean time so she would have so bad by the way that they didn't even put
even though they showed us they have a brig again they just need the chaos in like make you feel like I owe that you know things are moving forward and all
know things are moving forward and all that basic not really kind of like
to pull it off and this does actually feel like it's leading subway kind of of it matters yeah this is the point like where the wait he said that there's they just keep drifting apart from one another like
nothing significant when nothing's adding to one another at this point it's crazy to think there is actually reason to be invested at this bow but reason to be invested at this bow but that this happens they like wow disaster
everything is destroyed cuz yeah if he was in on it he wouldn't have gotten on was in on it he wouldn't have gotten on expected that sure it's so odd the dose expected that sure it's so odd the dose like if you didn't know five god she's
like well I know she's the side villain I know she's the B or C class villain I but you're really gonna bring it in now after an hour a half have it do a little talk about oh you know you're such a traitorous bastard and then boom she's
traitorous bastard and then boom she's dead that this dude it's like wait she looks just shoot there's no reason to shoot him he's already surrendered heist
movie and so we go from like a near climax to everything's coming back down now and we're like but but but and I stand by if you yeah it's a there's a false crescendo a quick crescendo crescendo
but the the custody nobody on the planet that you could pause the film at this point and ask them so what is the plan they'd be able to answer because nobody has any [ __ ] clue what's going on the movie at this point because these guys
aren't panicking they're fine and psych wait but didn't we already established there's no plans like no there's a plan like what yeah I nearly had the brink of destruction but deadlines and then layers back to full health and nobody's
concerned about what the [ __ ] she just did it's not like they like relying on ray to go in and sabotage Snoke and kind of nobody knows about her really doing anything of this do they know they're
like you know how like how they back on loop going and kill the Emperor and loop going and kill the Emperor and Darth Vader let's hope this works you Darth Vader let's hope this works you like hope what works uh hopes another
behind I I am this is it this is a noble sacrifice that it's like why why no droids why no autopilot why why droids why no autopilot why why everything yeah that's us again a
complete rip from the originals the ticking the the handcuffs off even the other one because the only purpose ray has here is to be executed while Luke the Emperor wanted to take a turn in by having him fight Vader yeah yeah
Lord's but hey if we just copy motifs then we have the exact same content right and they still haven't explained without lightsaber badge to [ __ ] come bit but it's just added up back here again staffing by Snoke
I love the whole you're Snoke theory sucks and always like yeah but you didn't have any big frame that's the joke at the every theory is trumped by his this is the subversion of the franchise it's so good
franchise it's so good [Music]
all-powerful oddity and Oblivion's and and Kai was like mm-hmm I guess that does make sense do not wise enough to resist the bait yeah remember when Luke had to go leave Dagobert because it's you know but he
get him but he's like ah but they got my friends I've gotta go yeah like yeah like the very heroic moments just to go and like try rescues friends despite that yeah but ray likes kylo now okay yeah he's cut she's got the heart
despite the like almost unfavorable odds that he would die go to rescue his friends see when it did it they put this this little clip here in the trailer by the way the like when Rey is screaming I I remember being like how the hell is
this gonna will happen so she's training with thingy and she manages turned her back there and she's also on some weird ice planet yeah look look at the imagine how daunting this would be if you were Poe you're like oh my god I got stunned
and then put onto the stupid transports so it's all over and look the planet is visible from the naked eye and yet [ __ ] first-order seem to dot see it
it goes under that radar so dumb yeah these transports are visible from the naked eye - but I just I don't know they're invisible to scanners I guess
he's like yep well boat it's like oh it's like oh [ __ ] poet poem I know a thing or two [ __ ] yeah you know cuz they just keep telling us he's reckless and he doesn't make good decisions he's just a good fighter just like Syd's when he
film the one that you get control over him with embarrassing oh yeah a lot of people had a problem with her saying Godspeed well yes this is Inlet the line
first spider hole forever Oh interestingly I'm not sure I comment but okay somebody I think Han says hell in the first one yeah I didn't pick up
on it and it's like the idea is the I think c-3po says thank the maker in TFA and in some other content the solder so implying that there is sort of like a god thing but they refer to is the maker I guess I don't know yeah yeah they're
like you betrayed us that it's just like what the [ __ ] else is he gonna do look like how he explains it we got caught I bet a deal yeah all right yeah ran addy cloaking scared man it's like gee maybe you should have done that
you know the whole time but you know electricity is limited of course you can see their resources are very finite just from this room alone yeah
yes oh those cannons can reach those ships that far away but they're just ineffective when they're like only halfway closer because that's the weird cannons are ineffective when there is far away with the shields it's just like
do they lose that much power after that distance suppose this is sort of like whatever will let them have their rule oh yeah and so they found out about this
while this scenes been going on and smoke just knows and it's like did he get a good did you get like a call oh here we go here we go bonk I just never stops and like it you
still got crate with everything is just [ __ ] yeah they have this thing set up to see the UH the transports you mean found out about it like five seconds ago found out about it like five seconds ago a boast yeah it's lovely little Palantir
a boast yeah it's lovely little Palantir basically hips for you all it's lost and yeah you know this is right it's just this is episode six again where it's this is episode six again where it's like you're pitiful band will [ __ ]
like you're pitiful band will [ __ ] get rekt Luke I had a trapped old-time get rekt Luke I had a trapped old-time [ __ ] they will [ __ ] you up
been better if kylo literally just killed it here yeah heir apparent to Darth Vader it's like you to remember what Darth Vader did is this [ __ ]
what Darth Vader did is this [ __ ] last act right just just daughter put you know just daughter ruin it for you I always find it funny by the way the idea of in episode sexy faded didn't die like he was fine let's say he just
throws Vader at singing off him and Luke go back like they come out of the ship at hottest it's like whoa Vader he's like hey guys hey not a bad guy not a guy just sub payable whites they're like we
need to make sure people to think you're intimidated he's like this is a bar so I intimidated he's like this is a bar so I put a little pearl pink hearts on it yeah we got the whole speech about how Snoke is basically just the most
history of the universe that gets killed oh thank you we didn't need to know anything about how he put all this [ __ ] in motion foolish child
being so confused when this happened like like I figured I missed something like like I figured I missed something he just did it yeah that was built up
he just did it yeah that was built up and paid off within yeah two minutes so rip Snoke and welcome one of the most confusing Li choreographed seeds at All Star Wars oh yeah yeah just wait for them to fall apart that will fall over
is about of funnies of this seed if you slow it all down but the best one has to get to yeah yeah just like that it just yeah yeah just like that it just disappears afterwards and is it with
made characters on it does just fine yeah also some of the first older hats look since after those guys at the left yeah
at this film he's just like yeah [ __ ] why you know just [ __ ] would the the matter acts on it if it is again like dammit the good guys are good
yeah it just bugs the crap out of me that she's nailing this [ __ ] against that she's nailing this [ __ ] against these guys and it's like why were these men to be the Knights of Ren as well I'm so confused oh I think as far as we
were nice around is still are gonna be in episode 9 what even all the Knights in episode 9 what even all the Knights is right at this point
assuming that we were also students of Luke so this is a thing these guys if you told us these are the Knights of Ren I'd be like oh wow they were [ __ ] but if they're just the Emperor's guards sort of thing I'd be like oh well they're
of thing I'd be like oh well they're still pretty [ __ ] yeah like he has more still pretty [ __ ] yeah like he has more trouble with this than ray it's insane
quickly do these program first-name basis with a do these program first-name basis with a lot of these guys like Greg stop
yeah just so Kayla's gonna forget that he knows the four soon yeah there it is
he knows the four soon yeah there it is nice god yeah that's the kind of fundamental error that I would never think would get past this sort of
production like you know a lot of people reference in Episode six that Luke kicks reference in Episode six that Luke kicks somebody but it's like a good let's the and but that's the kind of thing where if you angled the camera better nobody
would be able to tell but this one is like inexcusable while this is CGI [ __ ] up in there because it because in the originals they will just be holding the time but this is like CGI'd well it could have been a brushed out as in like
and then they would just like [ __ ] he would have killed it but here we're gonna have to actually like use special effects to make it go away which makes taken it away from him earlier yeah it's not ones just have one blade maybe that
blade go but I think that's a better question than why the hell did his blade disappeared in real time yeah but see that's not yeah this did that's definitely one the more nitpicky thing so of all the problems with this film
you know oh it's just all the the purpose of that one is when people say the choreography is flawless in this like it's really not well people say that the lion that they it's not in a pit is like it's not in their opinion
that it's wrong that's one of those undeniable floors you know yeah you can't say to disappear in knife enhances the the flow and the response is like it matter if it bothers you or not it's true it's a problem it's an issue they
made a thing that has steaks disappear in order to get rid of his potency it's like that's just that's just [ __ ] treat yeah your parents you know you thought they were nobody world turns out they're nobody
if you remember Maz Kanata tells you that your parents don't matter in the first film and this is the second time she's realized this apparently and now like let's let's rule the Galaxy together suck Jesus Christ this
relationship has just been so rushed yeah it's like so in the force awakens yeah it's like so in the force awakens what's the interaction is it isn't it him it's being interrogated for the map of where Luke Skywalker is isn't it she
gets captured by him have to be enforced knocked out there and he tries to force mind poop her and then she poops him back so they don't really have any like real like character character moments that is Lissy are here I get tortured to
and then she witnesses him murder his dad or hand so although than she and then they have they fight outside in the woods in the snow I like you know and have won that fight it's like you know another huge conversation in of itself
and then she's has her for stellar telepathy with him this film and now that's it that wasn't it that's they've met kill Snoke and he's like yep let's form an alliance to conquer the galaxy and she's like and she's like partially
on board you know why there's like how did it get to this point really how did he look at it you know on TV show you don't have the [ __ ] you know you don't have the benefit of like having 30 odd episodes or like you know several
seasons to develop this but you can have done a better job than that by the way dude just if she ignited it or if she walked forward yeah but who cares whatever the the two things that are funny about the whole hyperspace thing
is hold o took ages to finally decide to do it like the solar she's been watching transpose get destroyed just like maybe do the hyperspace things like well she's up with it fight is funny as well as like what so so they did have a formal
like what so so they did have a formal execution process in the Imperials and I the stormtroopers had like a particular pattern on their head as well they're they don't even like bother like ever through this before it's just now I can
do think oh here we go how Hux was like oh they're just hyper pilot but then they all freak out look at that like yeah they know about this good biologic canon reason goodbye every
space battle in the history of Star Wars goodbye to everything but hey it's stylish its stylish guys I'd like it looks great and you know great in the cinema like visually not Lecrae as in talk look crate is employed oh my god do
talk look crate is employed oh my god do you boo bear yeah that's fantastic even count the music on the sound - like enhance it it's nice it's great there we go when the Sun comes back it's perfect except this in this film they couldn't
look more depressed that's like that was a victory right there folks she just saved your lives but just like me yeah that's an incredible sight right there that's an incredible sight right there you guys should be cheering
yeah this this film never ends with this [ __ ] man genuinely like a rewatch we you have so much to talk about for writing errors oh hello we were right next to you we lost track of you we were right next year but now we really emerge
right next year but now we really emerge from the smoke it's like all of the stormtroopers are gone for some reason also bb-8 managed to sneak inside a date EST like what he's controlling it's just mid or a bit or everybody and that he's
off just so that we know bb-8 inside we're like oh my god she's gonna get up there why would be captured this is all his amaz [ __ ] time for the showdown oh
his amaz [ __ ] time for the showdown oh yeah I'd be waited for this moment yeah this has been hugely developed each of the films has led to these twos face-off this is what we all came to the cinema for I can visually it's like wow this is
impressive to look at but I just don't give a [ __ ] who cares yeah I mean if you just write out certain characters just so that other characters have more background bb-8 is still killing everybody on the 80s d.c it's such a
everybody on the 80s d.c it's such a joke yeah I kind of fasteners one of the other characters much these screen time to do something with them yeah by the way phasma her rifle disappeared and then she only had a spear that came out
and then she generated a pistol out of nowhere that both of them are useless against it's just like her weaponry just changes depending or whatever the hell they wanted to do that she happens to be on a piece of ground to [ __ ] dissolve
on a piece of ground to [ __ ] dissolve like what is happening with this film go on what's the feed behind the one eye being exposed underneath she was a human after all rebel scrub likewise the og oh well yep
there she goes see you the sequel I kind of hope she comes back for episode 9 she's like Finn of course maybe she comes back with electric like you know Darth Maul star do it do it and I'd like I love how she
had like well she basically had bought of course she had less screen time this smoke did was nothing like what like 10 minutes yeah she just thinking about it I remember this point speaking right so wow this is your face at the end of the
wow this is your face at the end of the film there goes just booty from here Luke what's loop gonna do I see gonna he's going one-on-one with kylo Sat it and this point and thinking are well we still hadn't got to the snow
are well we still hadn't got to the snow planet our way is salt but uh-huh yeah no smoke is dead you're like oh [ __ ] the the two battling Suns if you will this the two battling Suns if you will this conflict rides like Kayla wins Huck's is
comic relief remember like all right I'm sorry see the who do you think you talk into which I just find amusing at this point in terms of like why would you write him that way if you've already written him to be a complete loser
me yes he's just beaten why was he ever in the in the ether film what purpose does he [ __ ] have just recognizable named character for the baddies that's basically it which is yeah the same as phasma which would went nowhere so I
love this by the way they're coming shut the door they've all been inside for ages and all the foxes come in why I don't know but uh they left it this late with shutting the door that these so close they get it's Jesus and one of
them gets in one [ __ ] we'd you closing them ages ago guys it just happens to be that it's the ship that [ __ ] fitted Rose rose Oh My gods movie yeah yeah
give us something to do why not you see free PM rolling like some plasma Dan free PM rolling like some plasma Dan there's a way ever [ __ ] pay to see a ship and he's just got around like stabbing people through the throats link
stabbing people through the throats link there will be blood be quiet now Jesus there will be blood be quiet now Jesus Christ play battleship with each other yeah remember this is the part where they they they're like let's contact our
they they they're like let's contact our allies like what it's now or never it's like but whatever you asked it before why'd you ask them
the last film geez yeah and how you just got rose comes in and starts reporting as if she's been a part of this like little in a team you know like as if
she's like a like ever knows each other it was it so yeah we've suffered the [ __ ] know who she is but like nobody else cares but you like the foxes right
what what is with the [ __ ] foxes I'll just [ __ ] off i c-3po and r2 in this as well they just like this it's it's all the way students all films are waste want to have the payoff with Finn and ROS so they have to set all up so the
other options they get c-3po to say like yeah there's nowhere they're out of this cave this is the only thing we can do so okay and then Finn says like they'll this cannon so we survive longer like an all right set piece is fully fully
all right set piece is fully fully loaded if you will and yeah they tell us to get to the cannon to destroy it and then you get the Millennium Falcon everything's all there it's done and the second that set piece of you is done
information we should have had already but would have ruined the set piece cannon going off isn't actually that bad it just opens the door yeah just like you can't have both you you can you just no this is awful
writing I love that these ships just like somebody's to have like anchors on like somebody's to have like anchors on them is purely just for the visual them is purely just for the visual visual oh yeah we know that but yeah a
fin can't pilot that was a big part of if you remember his escape in TFA was the gun Denis he has to get ready to pilot shoot a pilot or copilot that's a could pilot doubt we need him to it's like oh my god
characters having attributes and skills and weaknesses that's like a really good and weaknesses that's like a really good thing well let's go say like in a
Finn who was like at the star of the film he's like he's still in training to be a pilot like he wants to be a pilot you know you want to fight that way and you know at this point where like the everyman in like in a cockpit like oh no
you can't do a young past or wherever and then he does the noble sacrifice but instead we did we get we get well you're gonna see what happens very soon we we get this mess yeah because there's there's unendingly wrong things with
crates in every kind of structural way and and you got that you get the obvious question of why the hell did they park so [ __ ] far away the first order also I love the how Huck's makes the big cry about that they're like you know like
then their grand master leaders dead and then the two highest authority people in the same [ __ ] they're in the same Walker in a combat situation that's great this is the other thing that people usually asked about we never got
to see it right so the Emperor and Vader dead what are the the Empire do without they just go you know what we didn't even believe in this [ __ ] we never find out because episode 6 is where it ends and so you like snoke's been killed now
so is everyone just gonna follow kylo until someone kills him like what is the just like well this is all tied into having we know nothing about Snoke not to mention by the way triple kill yeah and who who pulled off a triple kill on
impressive thing that must be someone who's got a lot of skills a lot of powers you know who could that be oh well they do it really well Oh was it it's like no Chuy's piloting it must have been it must been whoever's do it
have been it must been whoever's do it it's a uh oh it's it's it's ray no really done nothing all Phil might as well oh it's just awful she's the worst
thank you I think Kyla was just going back he's reverted back to the character he was we first met him the raging little baby had just like oh this is so excellently done yeah so what
yeah his team up with Ray another ray left him he also dares for I guess yeah he also hates the Millennium Falcon so much that he's willing to sacrifice all of his Thai fighters ray didn't like tricking ray just went ah let's just be
okay baby oh [ __ ] off of the pork red let me do pointed out it's funny that he's like okay forget the first-order and forget the resistance of Ray's like okay he's like but you know we are currently
building the resistance and she's like yeah maybe you can ask me when you're maybe maybe I'd be more inclined to agree with you if you would actually power dynamics of who will I convince the other the joint who is just cut it's
so [ __ ] sleek he's like yeah you know they go through here all the time fighters destroyed and and so the cannon is free and it's just like once again and why is it the eighty 80s which by the way they knock out all the the ships
here like really well you get this moment of like oh god everyone's dying and then for some reason Finn's just immune because you know the Thai fires on killing them now it's the it's the eighty 80s it's Death Star tech I forgot
eighty 80s it's Death Star tech I forgot that I'm saying that yeah see they throw Kyler's like Lal Huck's is repeating my orders sandwiched right next to everyone
orders sandwiched right next to everyone getting murdered I just don't get the structure of this film is so weird and look at that all the eighty 80s are this exact reflection of the first [ __ ] fight in terms of how poorly
written it is I'm just convinced that this would be the bad plot of the Pirates of the Caribbean ship and like he got Poe's arc he's like no this time possible in order to survive this time we'll just die yeah
we'll be cautious timid and let everyone get killed because that's the so see them in the background they've all split off and Finn's going dead forward and yet Rose manages to get in front of him it just makes no sense logistically
it's so bad Oh God that close-up of his face now oh yeah you gotta wait for that the first one we get so you could even see there wide shot he's the only one who's going forward but uh we're led to believe that
this will stop the cannon which by the way I'm on board with that I still think that this is where Finn should have died yeah yeah it's only final of it because
it's just way has the scarrans have gone for this whole this whole episode it's for this whole this whole episode it's nicely done little moment but it's so
goddamn embarrassing just like wait what what maybe that maybe the B make some slowdown I don't know come on Rose bring it on there you are baby yes do it
it on there you are baby yes do it your face that's it take out two of the ships kill two pilots all for the there's so much wrong with her Platt by doing that she kills everybody by doing it and even if they survive the 88
he's killed them what the [ __ ] are you doing Rose we get the reason the most hilarious light of the entire Star Wars saga nothing will ever beat this yeah I could see what you might hear me kill myself
myself [Music]
everything else that you do that it's like oh I still love the father right that's not one of the 80 80s or whatever just goes oh hey free kill do ya my fan theories they're just laughing their asses off watching frag shoot the breeze
asses off watching frag shoot the breeze like I can't even aim right now just like I don't think he deserves advise too much I just love the idea that they watch with the Fed dragged Shrek across the entire [ __ ] thing there's like so
the entire [ __ ] thing there's like so slowly like he's like hey Jerry get a kill on them one like it when they once they get to the door okay Oh galaxies lost all its hope come on Luke bring it home buddy bring it home
that these two actually got to speak to each other that's enough I hate being that yeah this is what the fans wanted but I think this is probably what the that like hey guys you'll like the last Jedi there's actually a scene where lair
and Luke talk to each other you wouldn't have thought that would be a big poll to go see this he'd be like well yeah yeah tonight Luke and Han no no banter there Chewie is just even less copper he's just comic relief for like five seconds
not even comic relief in relation to people we know like you know walking carpet and laughing at Han sort of things like this is it the side characters like am c-3po are two are just all just [ __ ] reduced we're not
looking to say that's wrong with then I'll just back benched into the beam Wars you recognize these guys right you know they're almost like the toys and they're being put on screen like things yeah alakay they might have more subdued
include them but I'm just like this poem just like ah just do something with anyone's character they say you have a view you have a great deal you have a big ensemble of people are the dice of course it's why did you just give me
course it's why did you just give me HUDs ex-girlfriends dice you also won't touch it if you just had a boat with a hand you know like a real moment but you hand you know like a real moment but you know nevermind yeah this is supposed to
be c-3po is shocked cuz he knows that Luke isn't actually there and then Luke that's neat yeah but again it's very hard it's like drawing blood out of a stone with the good things in this film yeah the
biggest bad guy's been killed already and nobody liked it nobody's obviously aware of it and yet it has like it has no impact of the story because imagine if Snoke did survive just now where would where would it be concluding here
like I like ray gone away and kylo got like what a slap around the wrists again so like smoke being dead like literally impacts nothing right now episode 9 is practically its own film like with whatever happens because this
everything's been cut off in these two films do you think that that the best chance of being decent is that they have like a leap in the timeline yeah my guess is five years but I know that's a bit much but I really don't see how they
bit much but I really don't see how they can generate enough unless but yeah my isn't enough and if you remember the the jump in the prequels is like ten years between each one so yeah yeah they got the freedom I think the OT jumps are
three years I love how they pay in also you this is like the epic moment that everyone's been desperate for yeah the and you know you'll find people who love to hold them all in the air and fire them all back and blow up all the the 80
talking about how like we're there's just no middle ground ever with these people I was like what if he holds them all in midair and then they all just dissolve like he fades them all out yeah all the shots and he doesn't
shoot them all back but with Westeros and Finn of the moments is that are they and Finn of the moments is that are they dragging across dragging across yeah
yeah and Hux is like maybe you shouldn't do that which i don't understand it's like mate just go and let him go 20 minutes left of the film i believe this minutes left of the film i believe this what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] whether you how I always said that god they saw them like when they first got shot down there was like why 10 of those they cost rate fire Luke would have got obliterate obviously cuz he's a
projection it doesn't matter but why can't they just spent like a sack and do that to Finn and Rose yeah as a free double kill right there we should help it was like can you imagine they'll just walk out like let's do it Luke we are
all Luke Skywalker another stupid part of the film so Poe realises quote-unquote that Luke wants them all to run away while he distracts kylo yeah cuz and he says Luke must have come in here somehow so we're gonna did you see
his chest you see Luke shadow or what he goes back to him I got this shot but the shot before you could see a shadow well light and oxygen work on him but apparently things that are more thick than that don't
through the way he came in and he's distracting kylo I just like if that were true Luke what are you doing me why didn't he tell them that on the way out and if that wasn't your plan what was your plan he wasn't more like Achilles
your plan he wasn't more like Achilles and like he just wanted to die he was like this would be a fun way to die this attitude for the film he probably did we attitude for the film he probably did we just did what I had to play-doh and yeah
see see what I mean about their undoing their previous set piece with a new set there can be an exit out here and it's like what I thought you said they couldn't be like okay talk about just drastically changing
your stakes whenever you need them to change all four stouts up it's not a few change all four stouts up it's not a few unnamed characters Attaway P and Anya
again summing this with highlight and so if Rey didn't collect them because they don't know that they're gonna be going to meet ray they're just that's just to meet ray they're just that's just [ __ ] good for them basically but if
out the back then what you don't have any ships look either they go lay odds on the or your passes on the authority it's such a capella dark beautiful
so people pose now learnt that you know being reckless does work as long as you know you get away with it also lucky the Ray went to the right area - it's like this giant cave and she decides I won't go through the front door I'll go to the
exact place it's so lucky that those so all those silver foxes ran into the base just to like yeah find the exit for them yeah and the fact that there's even a yeah and the fact that there's even a hole to begin with all right if by
episode died or one of those porks becomes like a main character I hope I like you just flicks it with his fingers there you go I'll make up for these boulders so he sees this happen and he's like no because they can't
possibly get through it start moving a man just even the smaller ones just pull try to stay alive you can see the lights you telling me could just blow up yeah that too yeah yeah but you've got some able-bodied men
yeah but you've got some able-bodied men you don't need mari Sood not to mention by the way they have layer maybe she could use the force now layers all spent after like you know floating his space
floating his space please batteries a discharged comes the please batteries a discharged comes the matrix oh wait the other words the matrix for you like it's the decks / I don't know yeah it's what he'd like
leans all the way back there oh look look didn't make any salsa look didn't make any salsa he didn't make salt doctor salt but it's still like projection there's all Whitney you know if I move man what was
that about reminds me of a Palpatine spin you know yeah bad I could use a palpitated this seed [Music]
how many people have used that clip like they're you know instilled the other person's argument everything you get with why the war is just beginning what a positive sentiment with what if you don't need the Empire or the other the
first order to kill these people anymore just get like why would she be a Jedi though I'd uh like more I guess the books would be the house she becomes a books would be the house she becomes a Jedi Christ I can't believe she does
that so easily look at her face she's like hmm this is it like the whole thing was just begun or wherever it's just like walk imagine dude the that she sees them through there and she starts trying to use the Force and she just can't you
know get it up let's just say that Finn starts being like you know ray please that she starts like trying so hard that a bit of blood comes out of her nose because she because she wants like try and say save her friends yeah make it
not just oh there's some rocks I'll move them I moved them oh look my friends it's like oh my god what's wrong with you yeah they I still love that the empire we've like you know like a handful of men and women of us it that's
the thing when time-skip will have a whole planet of resistance yeah numbers know multiple hundreds of like squads and ships and they'll have a see where apparently the first order of built the Deathstar lucky that bill there so look
at a bill whether the last 20 survivors had a winning lottery ticket Luke's use it hi oh my god loose
that moment a total recall where Arnie is like up the the clone like all the is like up the the clone like all the this projector that was better that was better but see at this point many people across the planet were confused they
across the planet were confused they were like what what what oh oh he's okay were like what what what oh oh he's okay what I still still prefer ha you think this is the real Quaid it is yeah do that bits [ __ ] awesome that's way
that bits [ __ ] awesome that's way better this this is like up see yeah it's like that's it they've I was paid to for exclusively 45 minutes of the film and my time is over gentlemen I believe it then you like sweet okay so
he's not dead thank Christ it's like oh well I mean give us a sec yeah don't compare Total Recall to this that's unfair total recalls a film that older
equals way better this is one of those weird projects that was made by somebody as an experiment to see how much the human race would just ignore horrible human race would just ignore horrible writing but look who's the twin sons
that means there's emotional miles anyone for now give to say yeah it's anyone for now give to say yeah it's just the hope Ryan or really gel so that just the hope Ryan or really gel so that the other register whole they felt yeah
I guess that shot there was to make us go oh they do realize then layer and Ray go oh they do realize then layer and Ray both realized Luke is dead I guess
this carriage so hard in the music I love it but it's practically cheating when you have a bad movie with it there yeah hey you put that down we'll just from watching the end of The Return of the Jedi when Vader is on the pyre being
burnt away yeah and I'll see the same musics playing and like you know as it you know like you prop the feeling when you're watching out I gotta get its objective share whatever here but subjectivity is employed I know I know I
know yeah I just watch this and just like oh my god I don't have a little neat little shot of the trailer because this it doesn't contribute anything again again yeah the two highest authority members of the of the
first-order going on like you know the civilian squad like that that's see it's so stupid yeah that they were like the frontline there that's a bit weird all bomb or two and go bye-bye and they have it by the way haven't left
yet and the tracker is still operational so how is it that they go to escape oh they say this Fiesta [ __ ] knows they just have to ignore it and then that's not to mention by the way that in TFA Han Solo talks about how the reason he
scanning for its frequency and that the first order will be doing that too why they have to find another ship I just farted a music they have the tracker and the scanner and they walk go to escape on the Falcon I don't think so
Oh what was that about Roy began that for some reason Luke managed to do the projection thing he gave the dice to layer layer left them they disappeared just as he picked them up simple tis 'm even though luke's
managed to last that long but you know whatever also this moment whip it is the pope poet pin fit paid bray meets poe i just whole film
melissa say we didn't have a trilogy of characters or trio if you will like no time to go anywhere of each other not many characters have had to relate to each other because they've been absent without the whole film or
that they be separated without the whole film I didn't know real like interested film I didn't know real like interested bo-buds oh there we go looks dead Luke bo-buds oh there we go looks dead Luke is gone indeed but it wasn't sadness or
was pity was there was a good ending okay and the audience is like mmhmm oh yeah it does suck the carrie fisher's like ah she passed away and like it's not gonna be able to like do a proper full role in Episode nine I'm still just
last free that they attended to keep alive think they wanted Leia not Luke yeah there's Riddler media so they [ __ ] gambled badly on that one like it's just tragic we've lost all three of the OT characters yeah I'm not gonna rip
more just thought that they really wanted to like to go with Leia being the last survivor of the original trilogy not counting Chewie or the droids you because Chuy's just you know well yeah is a character plays a very 2d character
but you know that's fine or still is fine oh yeah just this [ __ ] broom fine oh yeah just this [ __ ] broom broom boy [ __ ] ah uh actually has the force do you see out there look at this he's just brushing barely just -
nothing like this just [ __ ] everywhere like what was that about we did it okay he looks up at the stars and they make it seem like kind of like a lightsaber
like you know significance to the next one is he gonna be like here the Inspira one is he gonna be like here the Inspira inspired scoff [ __ ] me based on you sure you can say that Bruce by Kathleen then Satan oh yeah that's
that's that its water movie man like it's just a great as I think the cinema it's just a great as I think the cinema since since was the one who said oh you who said I really can't remember which which one of the peoples but uh go out
which one of the peoples but uh go out see if I remember it the way to destroy Star Wars without totally appearing like you did it on purpose that's not what I
was trying to do it's almost like it looks like you know just like no I mean yeah I the other day what was that what was their goal and I'll see it was to and yeah that's not like me like you know go to heart so they're corrupt from
the star that they could still made a really good series like and still wanted as possible like they could they totally could have done that but this I go all
your Andy Serkis she had remember him he was Snoke do you remember who that was Lupita Nyong'o was [ __ ] Maz Kanata it's like oh right yeah I remember I think Gwendoline Christie is captain yeah what a brilliant conclusion to it
characters over dude oh yeah what a brilliant introduction and conclusion to don't try to be funny Lord did was just a tool her character was just a tool to
make the plot happen she said just none of them of [ __ ] characters oh yeah an 11th memory [Music]
just to talk over it is it over yeah all good audio commentaries last til the end of the credits us of course of course I'm actually not even sure about that got to talk about all these people who were involved in all the effort they
would have put in for movie the god damn sucks I wonder I always like want to know if somebody blue work on this at the time we're just like god this is bad obviously outside of Mark Hamill cuz I would confirmed Wow Wow funny you say
that because somehow despite the evidence despite the evidence that you and other people have shown me and shown it everyone else on the Internet despite all that the jury is still out what mark Howell was a bit displeased with for
like Harry's character was used and shall I'd say discarded brought the hood the film this still is still up for debate he says in a couple of interviews like a Jedi never gives up and it's like I'm not actually against the idea of a
Jedi giving up it's the context like if you just had a different Jedi character who [ __ ] no no but maybe that makes them not a jet either side yeah I can dig the whole like you know just disregard the EU because I'll see like
you know Disney have this wild but describe him that I'm cool with the idea they they lived happily ever after story didn't work out for Luke ever in fact in his later life like you know he didn't get to retire peacefully or like
tranquillity or it's like a you know I've told you that with that what did ah you had a miserable on the [ __ ] island for the first but he's not even first film well I say the first on the force awakens awakens it's just bait in
of Luke because it's already got layer ins hand matter so it's all about the hype of return the return of Luke and that he return the return of Luke and that he comes in and he just fed up he's bored
he doesn't want to be there like Ivan I can't tell either like you know if I was method acting or what because you might be really like you might be so I was like yeah Oh God the whole bit the whole oh it would be
other characters and like the mark house is like well I just a curate act their is like well I just a curate act their interacted with you know Daisy mostly he format yeah yeah every you said was just so
yeah yeah every you said was just so wrong you got nothing it's like the rich it's like we got to see Kyler's dynamic with with luke and it's like you did no with with luke and it's like you did no it's like I'm just depend are they well
who's like the man that like you know Luke should have been like you know [ __ ] you know force lifted everything up and then smashed it together like you know like the character from the video game I forget his name now Oh Star
game I forget his name now Oh Star Destroyer evidence an oculus I have a fan honestly I totally dig that we didn't have to go down that path and like and forth like Europe just from non overdoing it sake let's just not have
Luke do that but you know what been really good him interacting with the Star Wars it said he's just bitterly out of place the whole time and then he decides that he's gonna go on some suicide martyr run
where he doesn't do anything except buy them a bit of time so that [ __ ] ray can come by and lift up a few rocks and then and now what what they're on the run again so the next film is just gonna be on the run again it's not really
is it because break something like I don't know if they probably haven't wrapped filming yet but you know there's a story out there that's full yeah so references this is recorded to start December so we got like what a whole
year before the next one comes out now you're bright yeah yeah so we've got a whole year and again like I didn't even think that but people that are gonna anymore because every most people gonna be like soured by the fact that how this
be like soured by the fact that how this shit-heap came out oh my god what shit-heap came out oh my god what they're gonna do what are they gonna do everyone's dead or like the characters having like having a expose like it's
went through more like what's going out there ray are Ray's gonna be the bastion of the force and what ill Kyllo or converted because who's on the bad side baddies it's literally Kyle Kyle oh and Huck's isn't it yeah and the next one's
probably gonna toy with kylo being a good guy again yeah I lose like ambiguity he's got like he's like so ambiguous about like where lot is a good or bad guy and Huck's is just comic relief at this point so it's like the
first order is led by an idiot and I see it my idea in a baby just dropped [ __ ] oblivion well they can always bring it back so what really have you got to go
Emperor's coming back know if you know like gimmick demons is apparently gonna be at it but again these are all now these are all things I can't confirm because I have no idea where they're coming from but it's like obviously like
neither of us were two people who like have like these like fan theories of snow or snow theories or anything else like you know we had speculation over us love us were convinced or like you know like you know scoured the evidence to go
you know we could tell by this foreshadowing we just took it on like it oh well well we didn't actually I didn't actually go out and see it first time but you know what check it out and see wasn't what happens and we got left
see wasn't what happens and we got left with this [ __ ] [ __ ] oh and that's and that's pretty much it the the film that that gave me a career undeniably and the
the idea of if I have a bet rides also just for mostly thank him for that just for mostly thank him for that because why make him feel awful about talking about the good that came from it oh yeah well this is a we mention this
at all rather stuff but you started with like what I say started you had less I've subs at this point didn't you when before you released the last year dye rage video yeah it's just over and now I'll be at at this point probably a
hundred and five K something like that which yeah that's one year and then like other other things that could pair again so remember you had around this time $25 on patreon and I remember distinctively because you had thirteen at one point
and I gave you $12 to a nice round number why not round but a nice rough number of $25 a month because you know I wondered yeah I wanted to give you some credibility the last Jedi gave me it
made people start looking at the channel and they liked what they saw even know they doesn't mean I'll stop stalls anytime soon but there's just so much massive people's opinions on Twitter it
interesting coming from Major League considering his videos how about I withdrawal from a heroin addiction he's like man I just these suffered in my life something I then the last Janek came out as a it's undeniably nica's as
now hate me that never even knew me before so that's a bad thing but I have a lot of friends where I didn't before so we'll take the good oh yeah oh yeah like [ __ ] I'll see you fanfara to be wolf arrives
as well as friends you met because of the domino effect that this sir film created for you the opportunity Weissman and yeah part 3 I said wolf made a terrible video on Ragnarok and then he put a comment saying what the [ __ ]
[ __ ] what he won me make those that was the neat thing it's like hey would you like to talk content creator I have now criticized and he was like yes and then we became friends which is like the stepping stone that so many people will
never take yeah I think that is like a brute well yeah bridges is awesome for especially like with the YouTube I think they get large now where they're like I can now pick and choose I can curate my friends and I'm not gonna put up with
valuable to me that wasn't Patrick Williams broccoli admitted that he was like I've already pretty much decided the people I'm gonna listen to I am you non-academic anyway like you're never gonna be friends with like I've
got to be taught by Roger Ebert himself it's been it's been a wonderful year it's been it's been a wonderful year lots of happy lots of lots of tips you can expect more from you've got Part one right now part two three four five six
are on their way still being worked on for TFA and then after that there's already plans I'll do probably a Q&A after that for the hundred K even though its latest [ __ ] but either way thank you all for watching and I'm glad you enjoy
it thanks thanks for hanging out and let us know what you think of the audio commentary idea if you want more let us know if you think maybe I should put on you think [ __ ] it the idea itself is just stupid then just let us know
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and also film suggestions I guess as well if they want you know that's a dude that's why it all your videos like last five months yeah that should be a healthy probably like two hours whatever bit is so thank you all for watching and
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