[00:03] players in a massive City Hall tank. To raid it, I use all the devourer machines, from the most insane to the most deadly. The one who wins the most raids wins. I announced this event on [00:18] Telegram, and we played on my server. The link will be in the description. And I will start my first raid with this little car. Even though I'm small, that's actually a plus. My main task is to get inside the tank and stand on the [00:31] green platform. The main thing is to avoid being seen by the mayor's security and to do it as discreetly as possible while I'm small and unnoticeable. Mayor, right now, this minute, this second, this microsecond, something incredibly [00:43] terrible is coming at us. And I know everything. Excuse me, but could you please not poke me in the shoulder with your sniper rifle? I will be very grateful to you. Sorry, but no. Watch and learn. [01:01] Will you hit it today or not? I'll get there , of course. Look, it's you. You are the purple mayor. How can I hit you? You can't hit me because I'm a [01:13] you to hit me. Understood? So, so, so. [01:27] weak. Guys, write in the comments what I should use to raid the mayor besides cars to definitely defeat him. In the meantime, I'll take this. Mayor, you wo n't just get me stuck this time. I have a car, it’s fast, and I can easily [01:41] drive onto the platform. Your car won't be able to drive into my Yes, that's why. And now I will dodge all the players who are trying to build me up with a shotgun. [01:55] And where are you, over there? What the hell? What kind of car is this? car is this? I'm stopping by. Ah, damn, they're pouring fire on me. Players are falling off the wagon on me. I see they are ready to die for me. [02:08] Move aside and let me pass. I need to get to the green platform to win. Eh, you can't just drop in like that. They called the police, but I can't get in because . Surround the creature. Don't let them get in. [02:23] I told you that you wouldn't be able to come in. Moved away from my hood. Oh, guys, we need to speed things up. Once I get going, I'll ram and hit the green platform and win and [02:37] kill the mayor. How do you like this option? Great. Mayor, are you ready? I'm going to speed up now. How I'll drag you to your city hall. Let's go. Well, go ahead, try it, try it. No, no, no, no, no, no. Ah, damn, the [02:51] poor machine has to give orders. Stay. Criminal element. I will never stop. I'm transforming. I transform. [03:09] arachnophobia, mayor. Well, a little bit, I think there is. Fight to Well, a little bit, I think there is. Fight to death! Don't move away! Hold her! I won! I stood on the platform! Please buy me a burger. [03:22] burger in my mouth. You should buy him a burger. [screaming] If the mayor couldn't survive that, he certainly won't survive Hagi-Vagi's car. I wo n't stand on ceremony. I'll become a [03:38] spider monster right away. The monster Hagiwagi. All that remains is to get to this Mary. It feels like she's sped up. Shoot me immediately from all these people in ? Mayor, you are sending children against me. [03:53] Well, I think they are very productive. Vagi, this is not relevant. This is relevant. So, I see just a huge number of people and police officers. Here is the platform. Just need to get there. Monster near the base. I repeat, the monster is [04:06] near the base. They're calling in special forces. Hello, hello, is anyone there? Hello. Yes sir, comrade, the wedding is about to arrive. You called the SWAT team to fight the toys. Are you completely [04:19] you sure this is a toy? It seems to me that this is a living machine. Spider. seems to me that this is a living machine. Spider. Everyone, go out and light a fire on the blue shell of the bathhouse. get there. I'm already, I'm already smoking. I'm already smoking. We need to get there faster. [04:34] . Throw the spikes. Throw the spikes. Throw the spikes. Block the passage. You [shout] won't pass through the green zone. I'm stuck in the thorns and can't move. Okay, I have a plan B. [04:58] , especially you, purple one. You won't bite his head off, I won't let you. You won't bite his head off, I won't let you. Come to me, I will hug you or run. Coward. Look how he runs away. He [05:12] dumped you. I didn't abandon them. Well, maybe a little bit. Beat him, don't let him pass. That's all. Easy victory. Well, almost That's all. Easy victory. Well, almost easy. I almost died. [cheering] [05:31] victory conditions. Now you have only 3 minutes to stand on the green square. Comrade, comrade mayor, I noticed some tram tracks. We need to get to the platform quickly. I'll try to speed up on this tram. [05:44] Hey, mayor, I built a whole railroad just to raid you. All that's left is to get to you. Is this your railway? Is this your railway? No, damn, whose else? Hey, out of the way. [05:58] Hello. Can I go to Murin? What Murin? What kind of Murin do you need? The woman with the man's voice got out of here. This is some kind of complete anomaly. How can we observe the matchmakers? Why aren't [06:10] you working? Take this tram and turn it over . Help me. Oy, don't hit my tram. Ah, although, in theory they could push me right up to the Listen, I'm getting pretty scared, so I'll take my [06:24] scared, so I'll take my APC. What kind of armored personnel carrier is this? Let's I'll get a frying pan and fry you on both sides. Can you hear me? You don't scare me, woman. A man's voice. [06:38] man's voice. Damn, look at me. I became a spider. Get out of here, policeman. [06:52] Tasty. How do you even become alive? So, look, on the radio, on the radio I’m calling my super-mega awesome tank of mine. Hurry before time runs out. I want to sit down. [07:05] I forbid you to sit with me. You won't [scream] pass, dog. Are won't [scream] pass, dog. Are you shell-shocked? He got stuck in the thorns, we attack. Get out of here. What is this [07:20] ? What the hell? Take that, USSR hare. [07:38] car eater into a tank. Hey, Mayor, how about a car with a huge cannon on the this is too weak for [music] me. Do you think this is weak? Now I'll show you what's weak. I'll shoot right at you and knock off a couple of your extra [07:52] you and knock off a couple of your extra limbs. came straight from the Middle East. Let 's get out our hammers and build artillery. [08:04] I definitely ended up somewhere. I definitely killed someone. I have to get into the tank in time. faster, spider. Come on, crawl, crawl, crawl. Come on, just a little bit, just a little bit, just a little bit , just a little bit left to go. There you are. [08:17] Get away from me. It will be a tank battle. Tank? Well, take it then. yours. But mine is longer. Car. Can I draw you? Move away. What kind of artists are these [08:32] me. Hey, don't come any closer. Leave me alone. The Hey, don't come any closer. Leave me alone. The charge has started. We're bombing, bombing her. charge has started. We're bombing, bombing her. Oh no, my tank. You hit him. [08:47] Oh no, my tank. You hit him. There is contact. They blew up Kulibek. I'll try to bomb it with rockets. Now I have taken MLRS. [09:03] How do you like this? Come to me, silment. Get out of here. Get out of here, Rosbinnik. Open fire on the infantry. And this is not infantry. Open fire on the car. Do you see this radio, guard? I'll call a mega-fast, [09:19] missile-equipped helicopter right now, which will destroy this bald guy instantly, I promise you. Black, how do you like this? Your entire defense is crumbling right before your eyes. Look, look and listen. Policeman, [09:34] your mother, my cousin ejected you. Oh, helicopter. Oh no, ejected you. Oh, helicopter. Oh no, my home. Mayor, glory to the great one. Oh, I didn't finish. Died too early. Well, screw it. Step aside if you [09:50] comes here with my huge missiles. Keep attacking. We have almost no artillery left for your division. Oops. And who do we have here? I got myself a helicopter. Do you think you're cool? [10:03] Of course I'm cool. Did you doubt it? So, you need to drive up to the walls of the tank. This way it will be much safer. I can't pass too many players. All [10:20] Build a fire. We have witches running around here somewhere, damn. They turn machines into running around here somewhere, damn. They turn machines into living hands. Bomb it, Mayor, bomb that thing. Your missiles won't help you. Look what I [10:34] Your missiles won't help you. Look what I can do. How do you like this? Real war. not fair. That's all. Filitala comedy. I'm crawling in. [10:46] Not fair, not fair. Everything is fair. [screaming] I'm changing the terms. Now you will have only 1 minute to get here. I have very little time. It's only 1 [11:00] bus. Bus, give me 5k for the globe. . Let's go. Let's go. We only have a minute to get there. Chief of Police, prepare Plan B. [11:14] Understood. We're preparing plan B. Chief of Police, tell me, who will sacrifice themselves to destroy this thing? Come on, come on, come as close as possible, as close as possible. Yes, move aside and let me pass. [11:29] Blow it up. Come on over. Drive up to him. Hooray oh, well , you didn’t expect me to become a spider [11:41] bus? I continue mining. We continue mining. Let's continue. Blow this thing up already. Now move away, I'll eat you all now. I have too little time. [11:55] Shoot at him. Do you think this will help you? This is the end. No, again. Well, it's not fair, you know, you change the victory conditions so often . Let me also change the conditions a little. This game can be played by two people. [12:11] the conditions a little. This game can be played by two people. Look, to destroy your entire city hall, and that will be the end of it. end of it. Hello, that's not fair. No, don't do it. No, [12:26] I like to hear your piercing scream. No, don't do it unfairly. Shoot him with everything you have. Say goodbye to your city hall. [12:44] yourself. [screaming] [screaming] No, my city hall, it's in a very bad state. Mr. Mayor, what are we going to do [12:57] with these ruins now? This is not the end yet. We're taking off. Let's move on to plan C. [13:11] green platform. The mayor thinks I have nothing to fly over. He is wrong. Do you think I can't give birth to your flying ship? Yes, I'm so stupid that I can't do it. I know that spiders can't fly. You are [13:27] very much mistaken about this. Very much. I hear the sound of an airplane. Hey guys, cool. I can fly too. Yeah. Shoot back. Well then, let's see how you shoot it. Ah, I'm leveling it [13:41] see how you shoot it. Ah, I'm leveling it out. Hang in there, Mayor. Hang in there, Mayor. Aimu. He fell. Shoot at him. I feel sick He fell. Shoot at him. I feel sick . Help. [13:54] Get me off the fan. [laughter] Please, I'm transforming. Man, man on Please, I'm transforming. Man, man on the right. I'm transforming. [14:06] I told you, spiders can fly. This is a complete nightmare. He fell down. Break the floor underneath him. Break the floor underneath him. And here is the platform. Step away. Let me stand on the platform. I [14:20] won't let you stand on the platform. Damn, I'm stuck in them. The floor is breaking. Damn, I'm stuck in them. The floor is breaking. Break the floor, break the floor, break the floor. He fell. The wings are broken, damn. What to do? And [14:40] sit. I'll take a helicopter and bomb everything with missiles. Let's see how you survive an attack helicopter, Mayor. Oops. Okay, quiet. There may be an enemy helicopter above us . What if this is our helicopter? It does [14:52] n't look like he's ours. Oh, right, he's shooting missiles at us. Shoot at him. Oh, damn, I'm shaking. Ah, straighten up, get friendly, don't be stupid. You've flown so many times, and you've survived so many military conflicts. [15:06] . You can't forbid me anything. Get hit by a rocket. I have traps. Get it with missiles. You don't even hit the target. And I knocked down the mayor. Great. But this is not [15:20] my main goal. You need to go up to the green platform. Hey, police! Your mayor fell into the abyss, somewhere down there, into the desert. I offer you this deal. You let me land, and I will spare your life. Can you hear me? [15:34] I offer you another deal. I give you a missile for a stinger, and you get your own death in return . . Oh yeah, I'm transforming. [15:57] Oops, I'm already inside. Oh, we've already fixed everything here . I just arrived to find it ready. . I just arrived to find it ready. That's all. Victory. I'm back. Hi all. Oh, wait. No, [ __ ], I [16:13] lost my helicopter again. There is very little time left until victory. It's time to get the most powerful eaters. It's time to place air defense here, but I do time to place air defense here, but I do n't know where. Perhaps we'll post it here. [16:27] Attention! I'm conducting reconnaissance. I'm conducting reconnaissance. I'm conducting reconnaissance. I'm conducting reconnaissance. Damn, they're already catching me. I didn't want to do anything. I just flew up and you're already shooting at me. Do you even have a conscience? I am the most [16:41] harmless alien object. It's good that you don't see me at all. Do any of you see him? Absolutely not. The air is clean. [16:53] I see a green platform. True, there are too many strange objects on it, too many strange objects on it, for example, boxes. [17:06] What? How did you end up here? So, we need to get there somehow. We need to get there somehow. open fire from all weapons. I'll shake you up so much, dog, I'll shake you up so much . [17:21] hunched over dog. Okay, if you don't want it the easy way, it will be the Okay, if you don't want it the easy way, it will be the hard way. [17:37] I'm going to break everything here and stand on this damn platform. Oh wow, how everyone throwing it in. I'm blowing it up. [17:49] What are you blowing up there? Wait a minute. Oh, damn, no. There was nothing left of the [18:01] . Even the green platform fell. She's all charred. Mayor, what have you done? I am the mayor. Listen, don't you think that you [18:14] have crossed absolutely all the boundaries of the Geneva Convention and not only the Horse Convention in trying to win? Who cares about these conventions? I do n't care. I have a plan D. Hello, call the ship. [18:29] What ship? First we had a tank, then a flying base, and now we will have a Well, of course, it’s as if I don’t have all this. And here he is, by the way. [18:45] desk is right here. I'm changing the terms. All [music] or nothing? Destroy this ship or destroy the drinda. I select the prize sector on the reel. Look, are you absolutely sure about this, [18:59] because given what we've seen before, the arsenal it has, I'm not withstand everything. I'll say it again, I have a wonderful computer desk here. Even the keyboard is cool here, take a look. [19:12] I understand that you have a keyboard with RGB backlighting, but how does that help us? Maybe there are some weapons on board? Well, first of all, the weapon should be in that box, and secondly, why was he having fun? [19:25] And [groan][scream] this is the decisive raid. I'll take the biggest eater. All that remains is to figure out how to fly it to the mayor. to figure out how to fly it to the mayor. After all, BelAZs don’t fly yet. Mayor, [19:38] do you think another ship will save you? Okay, maybe it will save you. Of course he will save me. Have you seen what I have? We have parity in victories and defeats. This is a battle. She will be the last. What you? What are you sending at me [19:51] ? Something like that. Take that, you adversary. Where are you? How will you send Belas? But he doesn't fly. And I've already figured out how to send it. All that's left is to hell, thing. Take it, take it, with a hammer. Take that, hammer. Come here. [20:06] Come on, come here. Here, here, get it, get it. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Op, op get it. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Op, op , op. I dance, I dance, I dance, I dance. , op. I dance, I dance, I dance, I dance. Great. One engine is ready. Crap. [20:21] Ready. Let's go. Great. My throne was crushed. How does it fly? I'm transforming. [20:35] I'm transforming. A. How do you like that, Mayor? Your food is definitely doomed now. [laughter] [20:49] I have a flare gun. Now my victory will be. This is what I want to You will never defeat me. Stop kicking, your ship is finished. Get it with stones. Take it. What a nightmare. There's nothing [21:03] left of your computer. There is nothing to play on. play on. My computer, I will destroy you.