[0:00] A lot of being a Twitch streamer is
[0:01] riding the current wave. There's a
[0:03] momentum behind a current game that's
[0:05] out that everybody likes. It's very hot,
[0:06] like Metro Chameleon right now, for
[0:08] example. And I've done this in [music]
[0:09] the past, played games like Only Up or
[0:11] Squeaky Game. And it seems like
[0:13] everybody's playing it until it
[0:14] eventually dies out as we wait for the
[0:16] next hot game to come out. I had a
[0:18] thought recently. There's a lot of games
[0:20] out there. In fact, there's a lot of
[0:21] dead games out there that are probably
[0:23] really fun to play if somebody just gave
[0:25] them a try. So that's exactly what I
[0:27] did. I got a list of about 10 dead
[0:29] games. And for reference, that's
[0:30] anywhere from zero average players to
[0:32] like a hundred. And I force my friends
[0:34] to sit down and play them with me. After
[0:36] every game, we give our thumbs up or
[0:37] thumbs down. And today, we're going to
[0:39] find out what the diamonds in the rough
[0:40] truly are. And if you want me to play
[0:42] more dead games, subscribe. It's a
[0:43] transaction. This is a transaction time.
[0:44] You subscribe and I give you what you
[0:46] want from me, which is the more dead
[0:48] games. A lot of them are really cool,
[0:50] actually. This game has sold over a
[0:52] million copies. There are currently, and
[0:54] I'm not exaggerating the number, zero
[0:56] people playing it right now.
[0:58] >> And what's it called? It's a great
[0:59] question. Mount your friends.
[1:02] >> Why is his uh Never mind.
[1:04] >> What? What? What? What are you guys
[1:05] noticing?
[1:06] >> His schlong is out. And
[1:09] >> it reminds me of a movie party.
[1:12] >> You know what I'm saying? It's like
[1:13] everyone's saying free the nip. You
[1:14] know, cleavage is is is human. And then
[1:17] a guy just lets his [ __ ] hang and all of
[1:19] a sudden
[1:20] >> Oh, I like this game.
[1:23] >> Oh, that you.
[1:26] >> No.
[1:27] >> Okay. [laughter]
[1:28] Oh my god.
[1:30] >> Oh my gosh. You're cruising.
[1:31] >> Yeah, controller's way easier.
[1:35] >> You played this before, Ly.
[1:37] >> No, I actually Ray's the only one who
[1:38] has.
[1:39] >> You got to press S2. No, you press Oh,
[1:41] you press A.
[1:42] >> Not a not.
[1:45] >> It's Jo Leslie.
[1:47] >> Is it Did I lose
[1:48] >> Oh, you're eliminated.
[1:49] >> Okay. You want You want to restart with
[1:51] controllers?
[1:52] >> I'm down to leave and uh
[1:53] >> Yeah, I'm down. I'm down to leave.
[1:54] >> All right, let's see. Let's see. I don't
[1:55] know how to uh
[1:56] >> No.
[1:56] >> Oh, yeah. Exit to menu. Look at that.
[1:58] That was easy. Create server. In Oh,
[2:01] invite friends. Bing. There's only four
[2:03] people. I should just make a public
[2:04] server. Hold up.
[2:05] >> Are other people going to be able to
[2:06] join? [music]
[2:07] >> Ray, there's zero people playing on
[2:09] Earth.
[2:09] >> I know. But I think I think there's one
[2:11] person watching one of us that's going
[2:12] to open the game.
[2:13] >> Let me just try it.
[2:14] >> Fine server.
[2:14] >> There's literally [laughter] no one
[2:16] here. It's all you guys. No one came in.
[2:19] >> All right. All right. This is for real
[2:20] this time. And I'm going to do a
[2:21] slightly different variation.
[2:23] >> Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
[2:24] >> That's a little bit harder. harder
[2:27] building.
[2:28] >> Oh, we need to go to the right.
[2:29] >> The right is about going to the right,
[2:30] not about going up.
[2:34] >> There you go. There you go.
[2:35] >> Okay, I'm ready.
[2:36] >> You sent that [ __ ] I could be nice.
[2:41] >> That's evil.
[2:42] >> Why is that evil?
[2:46] [laughter]
[2:47] >> That's evil.
[2:48] >> Boom. No. No. It's nice. I'm not in
[2:51] anyone's way.
[2:52] >> Yep. Yep.
[2:54] >> Swinging around.
[2:55] >> Nice.
[2:56] 20 seconds. 20 seconds. 20 SECONDS.
[2:58] NIGHTMARE. NIGHTMARE. NIGHTMARE.
[3:01] [laughter]
[3:03] >> 15 seconds.
[3:04] >> Stop talking.
[3:06] >> You got it. You got it. You got it.
[3:07] >> You can do this. You can do this.
[3:10] [laughter]
[3:10] >> You can do this. No time. No time. Yes.
[3:13] >> You're such a villain. Oh, he's going to
[3:15] launch.
[3:16] >> He is nonverbal. That's how you know.
[3:17] >> I know. He's thinking about launching.
[3:19] >> Trying so hard.
[3:20] >> Please launch.
[3:21] >> Maybe he's waiting.
[3:22] >> Oh no.
[3:23] >> Oh, you have to be connected. Wait, can
[3:26] we restart?
[3:27] >> Um,
[3:27] >> no.
[3:28] >> Okay, I vote to skip it. [laughter]
[3:31] >> One mo.
[3:32] >> Oh, no.
[3:35] >> They're trolling. They are trolling.
[3:38] >> I press the star button like four times.
[3:41] I vote this.
[3:42] >> Okay, you can't [laughter] 5 minute cool
[3:44] down. There's a 5minute cool down right
[3:45] now.
[3:46] >> This is like the movie I've seen. Meat
[3:47] spin.
[3:48] >> I saw the um the all grownup version,
[3:50] Lemon Party. [laughter]
[3:51] >> Oh, yeah. I've heard about that.
[3:52] >> Aren't these websites? What is that?
[3:55] >> Lack of lemons.
[3:56] >> Yeah. Yeah. It was actually really
[3:57] disappointing when you go into THE
[3:58] THEATER. SPEED
[3:59] >> 5 SECONDS. LAUNCH YOURSELF.
[4:01] >> 5 4
[4:02] >> 3 2 1
[4:05] >> You got to go. You got to go. GG.
[4:08] >> Do you think that game would have had
[4:09] more sales if it was animals instead of
[4:11] dicks?
[4:11] >> Wait, what? Speak to that. I don't know
[4:13] what you're saying here.
[4:15] >> Oh, like it it would cater to more
[4:17] audiences. If there wasn't a sch
[4:18] slinging schlong.
[4:19] >> If there wasn't a slinging schlong.
[4:21] Well, you can do the safer work version.
[4:22] My hot take is it would ruin its
[4:24] artistic integrity. I think the fact
[4:27] that they went for swinging penises is a
[4:30] mark in I liked it more. Yes.
[4:34] >> W.
[4:34] >> Next game. You might have heard of this
[4:36] game. It's probably the the one on the
[4:37] list you probably all have or maybe have
[4:39] played or heard of. It sold like 2
[4:41] million copies. There's 34 people
[4:42] playing it right now. It's called Witch
[4:44] It. [music] It's basically a prop hunt.
[4:46] So go. You should be hiding right now.
[4:48] You only have 30 seconds.
[4:50] >> Um
[4:51] >> 10 seconds y'all. I would become an item
[4:52] if you're not one already and stop
[4:53] moving. Are you guys ready?
[4:55] >> Yeah.
[4:55] >> All right, here I come. And I'm looking
[4:57] for witches.
[4:58] >> Squeaks is in the market.
[5:00] >> Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[5:03] >> Wait, what the hell?
[5:04] >> Barrel.
[5:06] >> No.
[5:07] >> GG. Bronny's caught. Squeaks. I need
[5:09] your limmerick. Now,
[5:11] >> there's only one way to save your ass.
[5:17] [laughter] You're going to want to cut
[5:19] the grass.
[5:20] >> Ooh.
[5:22] Bars. Bars.
[5:23] >> Wait, is that bars? What the [ __ ] is he?
[5:24] A lawn bar.
[5:25] >> No. I say I see him and it's a very
[5:27] vouch.
[5:27] >> Is it good? Is it good? You're vouching.
[5:29] >> It's It's I'm vouching.
[5:30] >> You're going to want to cut the grass.
[5:33] >> What is that?
[5:33] >> Don't think too hard.
[5:34] >> Ah, wait. Wait. I just saw this change.
[5:37] >> Mhm.
[5:38] >> Stop it.
[5:39] >> Run, Squeak. Run. Run.
[5:43] >> Oh [ __ ]
[5:45] >> I know you're still here, bro. My
[5:46] chicken. Stop with the [ __ ] ghoul on
[5:49] my screen.
[5:51] You're around here somewhere.
[5:55] >> Yes. [screaming]
[5:55] >> No.
[5:56] >> Ray. Ray, it is time for your riddle.
[5:59] >> Okay. Uh, look up. Look down. I can be
[6:04] underground above and around. You'll
[6:08] find me safe and sound.
[6:11] Everywhere [laughter] on the [ __ ]
[6:12] map. You said every location.
[6:14] >> YOU. THAT WASN'T HELPFUL.
[6:16] >> 3 seconds. Two. What?
[6:19] >> No. So close.
[6:20] >> You [ __ ] suck.
[6:21] >> I was right here. That was for the
[6:23] barrel behind you.
[6:24] >> Oh, [screaming] bro.
[6:25] >> You were so close. You're so close.
[6:28] >> Okay, that
[6:28] >> You didn't hit me once.
[6:29] >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's do this. Let's
[6:31] do this. Bronny, you'll be the You'll be
[6:32] the seeker.
[6:33] >> Uh,
[6:33] >> let's just do no moving
[6:35] >> from here. You can't move. Okay. Uh,
[6:37] your riddle, please. L,
[6:39] >> you would hold me to illuminate your
[6:42] way. June is the month that they make if
[6:45] you're gay.
[6:47] >> Can I? Okay. He's a candle. Okay, Ray,
[6:50] let me um
[6:52] uh
[6:55] uh
[6:56] we come back to you squeaks. What's your
[6:59] [laughter]
[6:59] >> Spongebob snails name is Gary. I believe
[7:03] I'm based off a song by Katie Perry.
[7:06] >> Firework.
[7:07] >> Whoa, that was good. That was so good.
[7:09] That was so good.
[7:09] >> Firework. Wait, that dude, what the hell
[7:11] is that?
[7:12] >> Oh, I got one. I got one. If you're
[7:14] hungry, you might like to share. I am
[7:17] quite similar to what some may call a
[7:20] pear.
[7:20] >> If a little poop comes out, they call it
[7:23] a shark. But if you're me, you go near
[7:26] [music] the start.
[7:28] >> Bars, bars, bars, bars. But where are we
[7:30] doing location?
[7:31] >> Where you came out of?
[7:32] >> Okay. Okay. Okay. So L is by here. Oh,
[7:38] >> I'm I I got one. I got one.
[7:41] >> Uhoh.
[7:42] >> Lety, you can't move. I thought
[7:43] >> you can't. Hey. Hey. After I'm shot, I
[7:45] can't run around.
[7:47] >> No.
[7:47] >> Yeah, fair.
[7:48] >> I got you. Okay. Uh, Ray, location base
[7:50] hit please.
[7:51] >> Uh, okay. Um,
[7:52] >> Limmerick.
[7:53] >> Um,
[7:55] uh,
[7:57] >> um,
[8:01] >> oh, uh,
[8:02] >> she's so bad. It's tough.
[8:04] >> Horses go. Nay, they eat me on a
[8:08] beautiful sunny day. Okay. I think so.
[8:12] Okay. Right. for Okay. Okay. I'll come
[8:15] back to you, Squeaks. What do we got?
[8:16] >> Yes. Careful with stray dogs for their
[8:19] bite. At night, look in the sky and it
[8:24] will ignite.
[8:26] >> Oh [ __ ]
[8:28] [laughter]
[8:29] >> It's just Ray now.
[8:30] >> Kill yourself.
[8:31] >> I exploded myself in the sky with a
[8:34] firework.
[8:35] >> That was epic. I won't lie. I didn't
[8:36] even know you could do that. Okay, so
[8:38] just Ray. Ray Lo.
[8:40] I've pretty much told you everything you
[8:44] needed to know. You can't find me. I
[8:48] fear it is.
[8:49] >> I'm She's beneath some hay bells.
[8:51] >> Am I near her? Am I near?
[8:52] >> Yeah, you're near.
[8:53] >> Are you dead ass snitch?
[8:55] >> It's not near the chicken. Turn around.
[8:58] >> [ __ ]
[8:59] >> Ray is such a sweat.
[9:01] >> Where were you?
[9:02] >> She went underneath his three hay bells
[9:04] as a [ __ ] pair. Dude, the race is
[9:07] finding the best spot and then
[9:09] stuttering for four minutes. [laughter]
[9:11] >> Dude, it's so hard to come up with
[9:13] lines.
[9:14] >> Well, congratulations, Ray. You're now
[9:15] the seeker.
[9:16] >> All right,
[9:18] find your hiding spots.
[9:21] >> Oh, yeah. This is good.
[9:24] >> Let you ready a rhyme.
[9:27] [laughter]
[9:30] >> I am the item most desired when your
[9:34] name
[9:36] is a cuck. Unfortunately, I am stuck
[9:39] next to the bald [ __ ]
[9:42] >> Okay, Squeaks, take it away.
[9:44] >> Magic. Magic. Pick a card. I look like
[9:47] I'm on the set of the yard.
[9:49] >> Okay, Leslie, go. Go for it.
[9:51] >> You're [ __ ]
[9:54] [laughter] You're Dude, you [ __ ] me.
[9:56] >> Becoming a chair right now may be the
[9:59] norm but
[10:01] >> Oh, uh um
[10:03] >> Oh. Um, but but funny enough, I didn't
[10:06] even transform.
[10:09] >> She's [laughter] still a witch.
[10:10] >> Wait, you are? I saw you flying. She
[10:14] could do that.
[10:15] >> I'm getting out of here, bro.
[10:16] >> You can't move. You can't [ __ ] move,
[10:18] >> dude. You are [ __ ]
[10:19] >> I'm trying to get upright. I'm trying. I
[10:21] fell. I [ __ ] fell.
[10:22] >> All right. Um, okay. New new location.
[10:25] New location. Are you all on the roof?
[10:27] >> I am on the roof. Yep. I'll come clean.
[10:28] >> Blood and maybe chairs back to back. Um
[10:33] [laughter]
[10:34] >> uh go to the spawn and turn right.
[10:35] You'll find
[10:37] a witch underneath the lights.
[10:39] >> Um they're they're literally that are
[10:41] like back to back. They're right next to
[10:43] each other on the
[10:43] >> I see her. She's flying. No one's flying
[10:47] right
[10:49] skip. I hate this game. I hate this
[10:51] game.
[10:51] >> One of the protoplasm eyes mad cuz bad l
[10:55] >> I actually hate this game.
[10:56] >> Um okay. Let's go there. Let's try a new
[10:58] map and let's have Squeaks do it.
[11:00] >> Yes. Ready or not, here I come. Uh, I
[11:04] want a riddle from Luddy.
[11:06] >> Okay. Okay. Um, wow, look at you. Could
[11:09] you get any fatter? If you want to find
[11:12] me, you got to look for a ladder.
[11:15] >> M bars.
[11:17] >> Okay. I want a riddle from
[11:18] >> Ray, you sweat.
[11:20] >> Oh, I found you.
[11:22] >> I want a [ __ ]
[11:23] >> I want a riddle from Leslie.
[11:25] >> It's a beautiful day. The sun is
[11:28] shining.
[11:29] If you look down your pants, you might
[11:31] find me.
[11:33] >> Jesus Christ, bro. [laughter]
[11:35] Jesus. You're a wise. Wait. Oh, what?
[11:38] Uh, okay. Ray,
[11:44] some might
[11:46] some might look at look at Squeaks and
[11:49] say he might or should be hairier, but
[11:52] you might find me between a wall of wood
[11:55] and a barrier.
[11:59] Bang. [screaming]
[12:00] >> I feel I fear I'm pretty essential. You
[12:03] might um
[12:05] wonder what my credentials are.
[12:09] [laughter]
[12:09] >> What the [ __ ] is that one?
[12:10] >> What? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got I
[12:12] got one for Ray. I got one for Ray. Oh.
[12:14] >> Oh, you might not need one, though.
[12:19] >> I think I uh uh uh Ray, thumb up.
[12:23] >> Thumb up. Yeah.
[12:24] >> Oh, wow. I'm surprised. I thought you
[12:25] hated it.
[12:26] >> No, no, no. I just uh I don't have
[12:28] patience.
[12:29] >> I get bored.
[12:30] >> Uh Leslie, thumb up, thumb down.
[12:31] >> Thumb up. Thumb up. Thumb up.
[12:32] >> Okay, Pie.
[12:34] >> Thumb up.
[12:35] >> Thumb up.
[12:35] >> What about you?
[12:36] >> Uh thumb up. Easy. That was a great
[12:37] game.
[12:37] >> That was a great game.
[12:39] >> Great game.
[12:40] >> Uh okay, guys. This next game is the
[12:41] largest game that we're going to be
[12:43] playing today. Their peak player base
[12:45] was 45,000 concurrent players. They sold
[12:47] about 5 million copies.
[12:50] >> They're currently sitting at 32 players.
[12:52] >> Oh, okay. Let's bring it back.
[12:54] >> We're bringing this game back from the
[12:55] dead. It's called Battleright.
[12:57] >> Oh my god. Shut the
[12:59] >> I don't own it.
[13:00] >> [ __ ] up. I used to love this game.
[13:03] >> Wait, why are you level 15?
[13:06] >> Wait, Leslie, why are you level 15 and a
[13:10] watching a VOD of me playing this game 8
[13:11] years ago right now?
[13:13] >> You're a founder,
[13:14] >> dude. I a founder.
[13:16] >> I literally played this game eight years
[13:18] ago.
[13:19] >> Ready up, losers.
[13:21] >> Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready,
[13:22] ready.
[13:22] >> [ __ ] Okay. Okay, I picked. So, how does
[13:25] this work? We just fight each other.
[13:27] >> I think it's kind of like a moa based
[13:29] combat system. Like qwe some abilities.
[13:31] Maybe there's an alt.
[13:32] >> I choose the
[13:33] >> We haven't even started. We're
[13:36] >> iron moa. I'm out.
[13:37] >> All right, here we go. Should we stay
[13:40] together or separate?
[13:41] >> Yeah, stay together. Stay together.
[13:42] >> This is awesome.
[13:43] >> I'm [ __ ] him up. I'm [ __ ] him up
[13:44] and he's so mad about
[13:45] >> I'm [ __ ] him up, too. I'm [ __ ] him
[13:46] up, too. I want them all. He can't
[13:48] leave. Wait, Squeeze, come here.
[13:49] Squeaks, come here, Squeaks.
[13:52] >> Yeah.
[13:52] >> Um, are you alive?
[13:54] >> Yeah.
[13:57] >> Sand down. Kill her ass. She's one shot.
[14:01] >> Jeez.
[14:03] Why did you die so fast?
[14:05] >> I don't know how to play.
[14:07] >> Maybe we need to swap teams.
[14:08] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll play with
[14:10] Pooky. I'll play with Pooky.
[14:12] >> Oh, Jesus Christ. They [ __ ] my [ __ ]
[14:14] up. I'm targeting. I'm targeting. Let's
[14:15] target one. Target one.
[14:16] >> Coming. Coming. Coming. Coming. I need
[14:18] help. Yep. Easy, easy. Good target. Good
[14:20] target.
[14:22] >> You can al
[14:24] >> I died.
[14:25] >> Get him. Get him. Get him.
[14:26] >> She's one HP.
[14:28] >> Okay. Okay. I get it. I get Well, I
[14:29] don't get it.
[14:30] >> Why don't you play a gun on my team?
[14:32] Well, we were we were trying.
[14:35] >> And now he tries.
[14:39] >> Job's done.
[14:40] >> What? You know what? [laughter]
[14:41] >> Wait, where where were you aiming the
[14:43] whole time?
[14:44] >> How come Leslie is bad when she has the
[14:47] most hours? that I know Luda didn't say
[14:49] that. I'm going to pull I'm going to
[14:50] pull one. I'm going to pull one.
[14:52] >> Okay.
[14:52] >> Up here, Leslie. Up here, Leslie.
[14:54] >> Yep.
[14:54] >> Just pay attention to the direction of
[14:56] your
[14:58] >> They're targeting me.
[15:01] >> I hate this game. [laughter]
[15:05] >> I do not believe.
[15:06] >> You guys are You're both so tanky.
[15:08] >> Yeah, we are just bullying. [laughter]
[15:09] >> So stupid.
[15:10] >> I'll swap my character. I'll swap my
[15:11] character.
[15:13] [groaning and screaming]
[15:15] >> Enemy slain. Oh my god, I didn't even
[15:18] get to al.
[15:19] >> Uh-oh.
[15:20] >> [ __ ] I got stuck.
[15:23] Back. Oh my god. L is so
[15:25] >> Enemy slain.
[15:27] >> No way, dude.
[15:28] >> Enemy, dude. I died crazy.
[15:30] >> Okay, you're insane.
[15:32] >> Enemy slain.
[15:32] >> Nice [ __ ] bro.
[15:36] >> No.
[15:37] >> I should have I should have queued. I
[15:38] should have [laughter]
[15:41] >> They're trying to keep the orb from
[15:43] [music] us.
[15:44] >> It's a spacing game. It's a spacing
[15:45] game. No, they're grabbing it.
[15:50] >> I hate how much of a priority the orb in
[15:52] the middle is.
[15:53] >> What a combo.
[15:56] >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Next.
[15:59] >> GG.
[16:00] >> Good job, Coop.
[16:01] >> Uh, okay, guys. Can we put quickly go
[16:03] down the list? Squeaks, thumb up.
[16:05] >> What?
[16:05] >> Yeah, I'll give that a thumb up.
[16:06] >> Leslie, thumb up.
[16:07] >> Thumb down.
[16:08] >> Ray, thumb up.
[16:10] >> I'm giving it a thumbs down.
[16:12] >> I will give it a thumb up. win equals
[16:16] fun. [music] My issue with the game
[16:18] honestly is that it's it has too much
[16:19] [ __ ] going on. They have like [ __ ]
[16:20] eight different spells [music] and like
[16:22] modifier. It's like too much. If you
[16:24] guys don't know, this game has died
[16:27] twice. It's not even that old. It's like
[16:29] a 2-year-old game. It peaked at 6,000
[16:31] concurrent players. It has like probably
[16:32] 100,000 to 200,000 uh sales. The main
[16:36] issue people have with it is it's capped
[16:37] at 60 fps.
[16:38] >> It's crashing my whole stream one
[16:40] moment. Yeah. No, this is this is crazy.
[16:44] My mouse is locked to a quarter of the
[16:47] screen.
[16:48] >> This is the kind of game that I would
[16:50] take as a sponsor and then say, "Wow,
[16:51] the movement's great."
[16:52] >> This game had zero players like right
[16:56] before I said to get on and now it has
[16:59] exploded to 21 players,
[17:02] >> which is it's it's the peak for the
[17:04] week. Everyone ready up. Ready up. Ready
[17:05] up.
[17:06] >> I
[17:07] >> The thing does pop up as
[17:08] >> I'm losing my
[17:09] >> Why is it popping up over the ready up
[17:11] button? I ready.
[17:12] >> [ __ ] UI people are so bad at this. I
[17:15] hope they all
[17:15] >> It did pop up over the ready.
[17:17] >> IT'S SO ANNOYING. I'M SO [ __ ]
[17:19] EXCITED.
[17:21] >> YEAH. What the hell? Did people pay $20
[17:24] just to Q dodge just to make us go
[17:26] through this over and over?
[17:28] >> Is that Is that what's happening here?
[17:29] Why aren't they readying up?
[17:30] >> You We have to fight for Gigantic
[17:32] Rampage now available on Steam for $10.
[17:35] [laughter]
[17:36] >> We're like gigantic garbage.
[17:38] >> We're in. We're in. We're in. There's
[17:40] literally nothing that can stop us now.
[17:41] >> The dev's queued up. GG. Make a
[17:43] different game. I'm going to be mean.
[17:45] >> Okay. Oh, wow. The 60 60 FPS actually
[17:47] feels really good. I'm getting my [ __ ]
[17:50] [ __ ] I'm getting my [ __ ] [ __ ] I
[17:51] went too deep. I went too deep. I went
[17:52] too deep.
[17:53] >> I don't know why.
[17:55] >> We're going to F. We're going to F.
[17:57] >> I'm trying. They're They're on me.
[17:58] They're on me. They're on me.
[17:59] >> Yep. Just one. It's just one. He's weak.
[18:00] He's weak. He's low.
[18:01] >> Okay.
[18:01] >> Yeah. He's down. He's down. He's down.
[18:02] Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice.
[18:03] >> Okay. We're pushing F now. We're pushing
[18:05] F.
[18:06] >> Okay.
[18:06] >> Wait. They locked this. We got to go
[18:07] around.
[18:08] >> What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] happened to
[18:09] my What the hell did this happen?
[18:10] [laughter]
[18:11] >> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] I
[18:15] >> dude, this is [ __ ] awesome.
[18:18] >> I can't make a full I can't make it full
[18:21] screen.
[18:21] >> Guys, this is actually [ __ ] sick.
[18:24] >> The movement in this game is unrivaled.
[18:27] >> I'm swapping characters. My mouse is
[18:29] invisible. I [ __ ] you not. I cannot see
[18:32] my mouse.
[18:33] >> Where are we going now? Where we going
[18:34] now?
[18:35] >> Wa! I can lock on to things. Uh, go back
[18:37] to our spawn. Our spawn near the
[18:39] guardian.
[18:40] >> Okay,
[18:40] >> they're on our guardian.
[18:41] >> There's a killing my
[18:43] >> What the shooting spy boo's insane.
[18:46] Okay,
[18:46] >> what the
[18:47] >> GG, guys.
[18:48] >> Let me tell you, that was some of the
[18:49] most fun I've ever had.
[18:50] >> [ __ ] dude. Actually, well played,
[18:52] y'all.
[18:52] >> Hey, run it back. Run it back.
[18:54] >> Should we ask
[18:56] for that so [ __ ] hard?
[18:58] >> Like, I've never hit like
[19:02] GG.
[19:03] >> My ego. All right, let's go down the
[19:06] line. Uh, thumbs up, thumbs down,
[19:08] >> thumbs down, thumbs down, thumbs down,
[19:09] >> thumbs down, thumbs down, thumbs down,
[19:11] thumbs down, thumbs down.
[19:13] >> I've never seen more potential and just
[19:16] so much just everything was wrong.
[19:18] [screaming]
[19:19] >> Okay, this next game is the newest game
[19:21] we're going to play today. It's less
[19:23] than a year old, has like a 100 players
[19:25] online.
[19:26] >> Okay. Okay.
[19:27] >> It's called Cheese Roll.
[19:33] Oh my god. Wait, I'm so good at this
[19:34] game.
[19:35] >> Am I supposed to collect the cheese or
[19:36] what?
[19:37] >> It's first down the hill.
[19:40] >> Wait, what? I grabbed Ray. [laughter]
[19:45] >> Let go.
[19:47] Let go.
[19:50] >> Yes. Yes. I missed.
[19:53] >> Get [ __ ]
[19:53] >> I thought that was me,
[19:57] >> dude. I'm just [ __ ] good at this
[19:59] [ __ ] I guess.
[20:02] >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [laughter] I
[20:04] don't know why. I don't know why I'm the
[20:06] cheese whisperer.
[20:07] >> [ __ ] dude. This is actually a game for
[20:09] >> old left. Okay. [laughter] What? Pause.
[20:12] What the [ __ ] was that? I don't make fun
[20:14] of you. I don't honestly say Oh, this is
[20:15] a game for Filipino people, you know.
[20:17] [laughter]
[20:18] >> Inbred is not a nationality, dude.
[20:21] >> Where are people?
[20:22] >> We have a flag. None of that.
[20:25] >> You guys are ACTUALLY
[20:28] [laughter]
[20:30] >> How did you get there?
[20:31] >> You all [ __ ] ran into the [laughter]
[20:33] wall.
[20:34] >> How is that even possible? Close.
[20:36] >> This map's so bad.
[20:38] >> What do you mean? It's all just
[20:39] downhill.
[20:40] >> Oh, that was Oh my god. Slow down.
[20:43] >> Come on. Get my first cheese. Come here.
[20:44] Come here. [laughter]
[20:46] Come here. Come here.
[20:48] >> Come on, cheese.
[20:49] >> COME ON. NO. GET THEM.
[20:52] YEAH BABY.
[20:55] What do we You're a [ __ ] You're
[20:57] cheese bro.
[20:58] >> Are we on the moon? Wait, where is this?
[21:02] [laughter]
[21:03] >> I give it an easy thumb up.
[21:05] >> It was a little cheesy.
[21:06] >> This gets my Lwig gold star. [applause]
[21:10] Lwig gold star applied. Everyone gets
[21:12] one gold star.
[21:13] >> Wait. Yeah, actually thumb up. Um I I
[21:15] could tell that the game was was good. I
[21:17] just was bad at it. I give this a solid
[21:21] thumbs up. I'm going to play this again.
[21:23] In fact,
[21:24] >> finally,
[21:25] >> I would I would give it a thumbs up for
[21:27] friendship. I think it's a good friend
[21:29] game.
[21:29] >> This next game is our most dead of the
[21:33] day. Two people have opened this game
[21:34] today and I think one of them was one of
[21:36] my mods.
[21:36] >> What's the game? What's the game? What's
[21:37] the game? What's the game?
[21:38] >> The game is called Sky Noon. All right,
[21:42] y'all. Free-for-all. Free for-all. No
[21:43] teams.
[21:44] >> Oh, free.
[21:45] >> Okay, so I believe in this game you die
[21:47] if you fall off the map.
[21:48] What the [ __ ]
[21:50] >> How do you get back on?
[21:52] >> You You have to right click. You have to
[21:53] grapple really quick.
[21:54] >> I don't like that my right click is
[21:55] grapple, but it's in my left hand.
[22:00] >> Oh, nice.
[22:01] >> Oh, this is awesome.
[22:05] >> This is awesome, by the way.
[22:07] >> This is the best game of the day. Hands
[22:09] down. Best game of the day.
[22:12] >> It's also the most dead.
[22:15] >> Got him.
[22:17] >> Nice. [ __ ] you, Lwig. [ __ ] Stay back.
[22:19] >> That was actually really good. Ray's at
[22:21] four.
[22:22] He's putting up an Owen.
[22:24] >> Stop.
[22:26] >> It's hard.
[22:29] >> Bye-bye.
[22:31] >> Let's in the lead booster.
[22:32] >> Common enemy. Common enemy. Common
[22:34] enemy.
[22:37] >> No. Nice. [screaming]
[22:41] >> Holy.
[22:42] >> What's this game mode? King of the Hill.
[22:49] [ __ ] my stupid chungus life.
[22:55] >> Coming in hot.
[22:56] >> Yeah,
[22:56] >> good [ __ ] Ronnie dead. Um, Ronnie is
[22:58] not on your team.
[22:59] >> I know. Just a good shot. I'm out of
[23:01] ammo.
[23:07] This is the worst case.
[23:12] >> I can't do anything,
[23:13] >> dude.
[23:15] No, I really hated that.
[23:20] >> [ __ ] you, Lwig.
[23:22] >> Ronnie got
[23:22] >> good [ __ ]
[23:23] >> Yes.
[23:25] >> Last one. Game point.
[23:28] >> I got her.
[23:28] >> Uhoh. I'm down.
[23:29] >> Nice. Nice. Nice.
[23:30] >> Good points. Big points. Big points.
[23:32] >> [ __ ] [ __ ] Back. Huge points. Huge
[23:35] points.
[23:35] >> I'm throwing.
[23:37] >> Yes.
[23:39] >> Yes. Finally.
[23:42] Dude, we were we were sweating.
[23:46] >> All right. Thumbs up. I give it thumbs
[23:47] up.
[23:48] >> Thumbs up. The biggest thumb. I think I
[23:50] give it my gold star.
[23:52] >> Well, two gold stars. Is that two gold
[23:54] stars? I'm hearing
[23:54] >> gold stars.
[23:55] >> Absolutely.
[23:56] >> I give it a thumbs up, but not my gold
[23:58] star.
[23:58] >> Guys, look at the player base for Steam
[24:00] right now. It's the biggest peak. It's
[24:02] four. It's us four. [laughter]
[24:05] >> Okay, are you guys ready for the final
[24:06] game?
[24:07] >> Yes.
[24:07] >> Yeah. I'm sad though. This was so fun. I
[24:09] know. Well, I appreciate you all doing
[24:10] this, guys. This game is called Jiujutsu
[24:12] Kaizen Cursed Clash. I would like to
[24:14] thank Jiujutsu Kaisen for sponsoring
[24:15] this part of the stream. Yeah, it's
[24:17] Jiujutsu Kaisen Cursed Clash. Yep.
[24:18] >> Why'd you pick this one?
[24:20] >> It's just a dead game cuz like
[24:21] >> Call it [ __ ] right now.
[24:23] >> I I think it's [ __ ] When I say it's
[24:24] [ __ ] I'm referring to the Knicks, the
[24:26] the basketball team.
[24:27] >> Okay, so say the game is [ __ ] I see
[24:30] Clash.
[24:30] >> The game No. Say Jiujitsu Kaizen Curse
[24:33] Clash is is [ __ ]
[24:35] >> Say it.
[24:40] Yo, you can't hear. You can't hear. Is
[24:42] that what you're You accidentally muted.
[24:44] Are you
[24:45] >> You're muted right now. I can hear I
[24:46] can't hear you.
[24:48] >> Wait, is it to stream the Nicks game?
[24:51] >> Yes.
[24:52] >> Okay. Well, how about I uh How about I
[24:54] just um eat some cereal?
[24:56] >> What's the score of the game per chance?
[24:57] Do you know, Squeeze?
[24:58] >> No, I'm not watching it. [laughter]
[25:00] >> I'm just eating a cereal.
[25:02] >> Okay. Just to be clear though, you
[25:03] shouldn't watch it on stream if you are.
[25:05] >> Obviously, I'm not. Do you understand? I
[25:07] give a [ __ ] about copyright law, right?
[25:09] >> My bad.
[25:10] >> It's like really [ __ ] bright in here.
[25:13] >> No.
[25:15] [laughter]
[25:16] >> Oh, it's made by Bandai Namco.
[25:18] >> Yeah, that's right. It's made by Bandco.
[25:20] Yeah.
[25:20] >> Yeah. It actually had a lot of bad
[25:21] reviews when it first came out, but I
[25:23] think people haven't checked out the
[25:24] game in a while. I don't How do I start
[25:26] a [ __ ] game? Wait, where's Ray?
[25:28] >> Skip. Skip.
[25:29] >> Just play it FOR AN HOUR. [ __ ] OFF. I
[25:32] gave you so much good content today.
[25:35] >> Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get back in the
[25:36] lobby. There's no skipping this one.
[25:38] What do you like about it? What do you
[25:40] like about it? Say stuff you like about
[25:41] it.
[25:42] >> I like how it runs so bad that we don't
[25:46] have to actually engage with its
[25:47] mechanics.
[25:50] >> This is Kentomy
[25:52] sorcerer.
[25:53] >> Pretty good animation.
[25:54] >> Cool.
[25:54] >> It's like they have unique uh voice
[25:56] lines depending on your duo.
[25:58] >> RB everyone. RB. Let's skip.
[26:00] >> No, let's just watch it all the way
[26:01] through maybe.
[26:02] >> But I love that they like interact with
[26:04] each other. That's so cute.
[26:06] >> That That was kind of cool.
[26:11] >> Stop [ __ ] shooting me.
[26:14] [laughter]
[26:15] >> I got two on me. I got two on me,
[26:16] Bronny.
[26:17] >> Coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm
[26:18] coming.
[26:19] >> I'm peppering Pooky with some back
[26:21] shots.
[26:22] >> What the [ __ ] is happening?
[26:25] >> Oh my god, the stun locking is so
[26:28] annoying. How do you use
[26:30] >> Whoa, purple. Oh my god.
[26:33] Good [ __ ] Ronnie.
[26:35] >> How do you use your
[26:37] >> I have no [ __ ] clue.
[26:39] >> I would love to lock onto Leslie, but
[26:41] I'm on one person.
[26:43] >> He's pressing X over and over, and I'm
[26:44] dying.
[26:47] >> Oh, no. You didn't.
[26:51] [laughter]
[26:51] >> What was that?
[26:54] >> Skip.
[26:55] >> No. Watch this. This is going to be
[26:57] epic.
[26:57] >> Sorry.
[26:58] >> What are we watching the whole anime?
[27:00] >> What? Did it do anything?
[27:02] >> One HP. Leslie has one HP.
[27:03] >> Wait, why are you at one HP?
[27:05] >> Wait, why are we watching one HP?
[27:07] >> Why do we watch a [ __ ] cut scene of
[27:08] you and then you're at one HP?
[27:10] >> LESLIE'S AT ONE HP. I can't. None of my
[27:13] [ __ ] buttons are doing anything.
[27:15] >> Yeah, for some reason I'm hitting Lwig.
[27:17] Oh, I killed him. We won.
[27:19] >> That was an experience.
[27:22] >> I'd like to use my gold star.
[27:26] >> You already used it. You already used
[27:27] your gold star. I want to give this a
[27:30] thumbs up.
[27:31] >> Let's just go down the line. Squeak.
[27:32] Thumb up.
[27:32] >> Thumbs down.
[27:34] >> Try again.
[27:34] >> No, I'm done. I'm not playing this. I
[27:36] >> think I misheard you there, Leslie.
[27:38] Thumb up. Thumb down.
[27:39] >> That's a thumbs up for me.
[27:41] >> Appreciate that, Ray.
[27:42] >> I love Crunchyroll and I love Jiu-Jitsu
[27:45] Kaisen. So, I'm going to give it a
[27:46] thumbs up.
[27:46] >> There we go. Three thumbs up. Pretty
[27:48] good rating all things considered.
[27:49] Pretty probably worth the $25 you can
[27:51] get with Ultimate.
[27:52] >> I like the cut scene though. The cut
[27:53] scene was sick.
[27:54] >> Yeah, the best part of it was a cut
[27:55] scene. That game is [ __ ] ass from a
[27:57] butt. My god. Well, sponsor's over now.
[27:59] I already got paid. That game is [ __ ]
[28:00] horrible. Holy [ __ ] Okay, everyone's
[28:03] favorite game. Go down the list. I can
[28:04] kick things off. I liked Jiujutsu Kaizen
[28:07] [laughter] Curse Clash
[28:10] the most.