--- title: 'From $1000 to an Apartment: Cryptocurrency Trading Challenge - Episode 1' source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=9NfMvzkvoec' video_id: '9NfMvzkvoec' date: 2026-07-29 duration_sec: 1976 --- # From $1000 to an Apartment: Cryptocurrency Trading Challenge - Episode 1 > Source: [From $1000 to an Apartment: Cryptocurrency Trading Challenge - Episode 1](https://youtube.com/watch?v=9NfMvzkvoec) ## Summary A trader ventures into a forest with $1,000, a laptop, and a power bank, aiming to earn enough through cryptocurrency trading to buy an apartment. The video documents his trades on Binance using Tiger terminal, including wins and losses, as he navigates the challenges of outdoor living and volatile markets. ### Key Points - **Setup and Goal** [00:45] — He has $1,000 on a crypto exchange, a laptop, and a power bank. His goal is to trade and earn enough to move from the forest to an apartment in Minsk or Batumi. - **First Trade on SNX** [02:20] — He opens a long position on SNX with $1,000 at 1x leverage, risking $20 per trade. He plans to add to the position if it moves favorably. - **Confidence for $300 Profit** [03:29] — He claims he can make $300 in one day, suggesting high confidence. He sets a risk cap of $150 for the entire video. - **SNX Analysis** [04:40] — He sees SNX as one of the few growing instruments. He sets a stop-loss at a local low and aims for a continuation move, targeting $160 profit. - **Adding to SNX Position** [05:50] — He adds another $1,000 to SNX, increasing risk to $40. The trade moves in his favor briefly. - **SPK Trade and Loss** [08:19] — He enters a long on SPK but gets stopped out with a loss of about $23. He criticizes market makers for trapping longs. - **Recovery on SPK Short** [10:58] — He shorts SPK and makes $160 profit. He comments on the pump and dump pattern. - **Close Profits and Fees** [14:50] — He closes several positions, netting $134 profit after $33 in commissions. His balance is $1,133. - **Final Disaster on XPL** [16:56] — He shorts XPL but the trade goes against him, losing $200, reducing his balance to $42. The laptop battery dies, forcing an end. ### Conclusion Despite a promising start, a single reckless trade wipes out most gains, leaving the trader with only $42. The video highlights the harsh reality of day trading and the importance of risk management. ## Transcript goal will be to earn enough money to buy an apartment in the center of Minsk so I can live and achieve new goals. Damn, I have to give the money back somehow so that the market will give it back. Or does it not work like that here anymore? That is, if they take it, then it’s one way and goodbye . Dance with a tambourine. What? What needs to be done? Should I confirm what needs to be done here? Damn, I don't have enough for a tent anymore. I have Damn, I don't have enough for a tent anymore. I have [ __ ] 42 dollars left. ABOUT! goals. As you can see, I am now in the forest, in a field, where I don’t have anything that I need to live, toilet paper, heat from the pyramid, oil, and I have n’t even closed the first step. But today I have a laptop with me with $1,000 on a crypto exchange. I have a power bank and a great desire have a power bank and a great desire to move from this homeless village to civilization. Sanechka, what's wrong? Let's do it together. Let's try it together. earn some money and finally be able to move away time. Let's. Why not? I'm already tired of wiping my ass with burdocks. What the [ __ ] is going on here? My main goal is to move to the city and earn enough money to rent an apartment. If you like this column and get a lot of likes, I'll keep filming it until I earn enough cash to buy my own apartment in Batumi, abroad, where I can come, relax, and enjoy my wife. But right now I have already told you what I have . We will find some kind of work place. We don’t have one yet, but then again , all the money we earn can be spent on more than just renting an apartment, since we might have to spend the night here. We'll need some kind of table, a tent, in general, we'll even need a lighter or matches to make a fire. Therefore, in principle, we can spend the profit on purchasing some useful on purchasing some useful things. Or we can be greedy, live in things. Or we can be greedy, live in the cold, without water, without a toilet, without housing, but at the same time quietly earn money there for an apartment. So I don’t know yet how things will go for us, but our store already arrives in [music] 2 hours. We will choose a place and start trading. I have already set up my workspace and opened the terminal. We're going to have some serious trading today. In addition to the terminal, I also opened an exchange. Here is my armpit rug. Now Sanya will also be unfolding. Anyway, let's get started. So, the first thing we need to do is show that everything is really clean here. We have 1,000 dollars. We don't record from the twenty-fifth take. Here we have What is this virtual position? Ah, 140 days. Oh my god, I should probably delete it. How do I delete it? How to delete a transaction? I don't have a position on the virtual one, because even if you go to Tiger Broker now, there you go , futures, positions, there are no positions. This was apparently written in a diary. Therefore, we will take this deal and probably put it in the archive correctly, so that everything is honest with us. So, that's it, they so that everything is honest with us. So, that's it, they threw it away. Zero. Zero. Everything, from scratch. Let's begin. 1,000 dollars on Balik. I have already connected Tiger's AP keys. I will trade on the Binance exchange through the Tiger terminal [music]. I'll interested, go ahead and take a look. Well, right now I'm going to take over the market, right now I'm going to take over the market, so sure that I can earn 300 bucks [music] in one day, so I might have to buy a tent today. No, well, look, if chip in for the tent, right? No, of No, of course not. What, should I take you under my wing? [laughter] And if it’s not me, you’ll be in deep trouble . We'll think of something. But we will rent the apartment at different rates, so each of us has a goal of earning 300 bucks. Well, in fact it’s not that much, it’s 30%. It is clear that I will be trading with increased risks, but the risk for this entire video is 150 bucks. That is, in terms of risk management, even if 150 were to merge, it would still potentially be one to two. You just have to understand that we really don’t even have a table where we could properly spread out. So, in short, I decided to open a deal on SNX for 1,000, that is, purely on the first shoulder. The risk per transaction here will be about 20 dollars. Incidentally, not even much time has passed. I'm already in some position, yes. But nevertheless, I would even say that I like the position. This is what SNX looks like. It is one of the few instruments that is growing at all today. We have such a local area here. It's very blurred, but, in principle, I think it's clear what I want to get here. I want to take a continuation and in general I would like to take it for a change. If it had given that much, it would have been $160 even for such a small volume. I $160 even for such a small volume. I personally plan to add to the level. Okay, let's add some more. Well, I do n’t know, I want to join, but much higher, because if I join here, there will be too much risk, and I really don’t want to take risks. So, I guess we'll just have to take things slowly for now. Basically, I'm explaining the logic. Our tool has been growing very rapidly . Now it's been leaked. He became consolidated right here. And you can see that it curves upward like this. This is our five-minute hourly chart. Everything looks good, roughly speaking. These deals are simply in line with the trend. That is, here it is according to the short-term trend. So my stop-loss is clear for this local low. And to pull, well, I don’t know, I would like to pull much higher, but I would add. Let me probably set myself this, probably, at these levels somewhere I would like to add to the position and move the stop-loss to a retest of the level. I still throw in another thousand. Okay, another one has been added. But if I add to SNX, I will need to cut my stops. Well, look, the whole market is growing. Maybe more will be added to SNX? Damn, I just don't want to raise my stops too high. Now my stop was, what was it, 20 dollars. Now, it might be 40, but I would have already dropped part of the position even lower, because I don’t want to stand with such a big risk. Damn, try big risk. Damn, try listening to Shales. Okay, let me try it just for a penny . Damn, there's a little bit of a planting, maybe more. Well, you can pee, maybe it’s not bad. In short, I will take more and In short, I will take more and add more in this range. I'll join for another hour and a half and then we'll see why people like SAS in general . Basically, after such a long drain, a long one, the instrument begins to pump and actively buy back. These wicks will agree on something, that is, they will actively buy up the instrument, drive it somewhere, perhaps they want to pump it up altogether. Entered the levels. I'll keep a shot glass somewhere here, or for this candle. Of course, it's very dangerous, but well, damn, we don't have much time. As soon as one particle was knocked out, the yes, SPK has been set up. The coin is actively growing. Some movement, damn. And regarding the glass, it’s not clear at all. Nothing. Oh, they set me up, damn it. Give, give, give money. 1.sya. give money. 1.sya. Well, well, well. Oh you. see, I'm getting into trouble because of this rearrangement . And the main thing is that they don’t remove him, otherwise he’ll hit me, damn it, on the head. So, it was eaten away. It was eaten away. Well, okay, So, it was eaten away. It was eaten away. Well, okay, let's watch for now. Here, in principle, they are drawing a small minus for now . on Satsu, I did something. So, I just want to re-add to the position on the highs here. Therefore, I will put up postponements. So. And SPK. I'm watching. Now, if they start to set me up, I’ll add another position. a volume there, the volume was taken apart, but for now they won’t let me go any lower, so I basically don’t leave the pose. If they were to start putting pressure on things now , I don’t know, by a percentage , well, of course, I wouldn’t be sitting here anymore , I would have already left. So, here is the , I would have already left. So, here is the fourth shoulder for now. I'll also add to the position fourth shoulder for now. I'll also add to the position up to six, up to the sixth shoulder. permutation will stick in or not stick in. Okay, well, for now I'll draw 13. Damn, it needs to be much higher. Well, where to? No need, no need, no [ __ ] way. where to? No need, no need, no [ __ ] way. We already have 905 bucks. So, I’m currently in the intensive care unit trying to be resuscitated, but I understand that this could be my last resuscitation. SPK. Well, listen, he already gave the SPK. Look, big stop. Thank you. Thank you, fool. I told you so. I personally looked at the longs because some guy kept adding to the glass. Well, there's still room to fall. Now everything works on the pump principle. Well, yes, you see, I haven’t been in the market for a long time, so maybe I’m not in the know, roughly speaking. Damn, I have to give the money back somehow so that the market will give it back. Or does it not work like that here anymore ? That is, if they take it, then it’s one way and goodbye. Well, the market is thanks. Well, like, you gave it, good job. It's your fault that you gave it away. Fine. So, this is already taking me here on SACSU covers for SPK. Draws really well. Draws really boldly. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Damn, well, two points and we'll take them. Let's. 160, 170 bucks. Mestan dances with a tambourine. You need to do some dancing. Should I confirm what needs to be done here according to the trend? It's just really harsh at fifteen seconds. SNX has flown. Let's join SNX. So, we are transferring SNX. Stop. Let's try to buy it. So. So. to buy it. So. So. my postponements away here. Although, in principle, I’ll throw these two postponements here. So. he should go to the SPK? No, not yet. We need to wait for a better point. So, I’ll throw off half of it for the high. SPK, I'll probably add myself. Yes, This is already the end of the world, roughly speaking, the topic is starting. topic is starting. Well, I'll just dump it here right away in high, Well, I'll just dump it here right away in high, if it works. Yes, yes. No, no, [ __ ], well, let's update it. Tell me about a glass, Maxim. Nothing here. I want to leave the joint-stock company. He gives me 15 dollars. That's it , I'm leaving the SPK. Well, screw him. So, what's the deal with us? what's the deal with us? So, in terms of transactions, I had -23 SPK, -70, minus, oh, -06, -14. And two more poses are open according to oh, -06, -14. And two more poses are open according to Satsu and according to SNxsu. Satsu and according to SNxsu. There is a good advantage regarding the SPK. This is a great plus, chic, roll-free, that is, generally wonderful. SPK updated this crap. Will she go and update her high? This won't work. How far is it from here to high? 0.6. I think we should try shorting something like a try shorting something like a short pump. Oh, and let's do this quickly. Now, if we break the loss here, then I just take it if we break the loss here, then I just take it and close it here and exit here. In short, here's how it is and close it here and exit here. In short, here's how it is . Come on, my dear SPK. breakeven already, because if 0.5314 053 comes in from the PC , and that's higher. Well, okay, I just don’t want to take risks anymore. Plus 50 dollars draws. Well, well, it hasn't arrived yet, just one tick. And look, look, there is a message here, but it’s unlikely that it will renew the message, so I’m already posting here. In any case, I won't be in the minus. Oh, they started shorting the SPK there . The same volumes. Oh, my SPK has already closed right now. So here we go, you see, longs. They only took this guy apart and that's it. Well, I've already gone there. PC And I'm in a sharh, so you know, in a sharh, yes. But they only just took it apart in the glass and that’s it, and immediately the long started . And then, as usually happens, you want to buy something. Yeah, you see, everything stopped for the ponx. Okay, come on. Well, it's like there's pressure on the shorts. Let me probably risk a small volume with a stop. It's somewhere around here. I don’t know, 0.6 is 0.6 is Ooooh. We're going out, we're excellent. Listen, I might even earn enough for our apartment today. I was standing in the SPK crash in Shart, can you imagine? In short, I'm Shart, can you imagine? In short, I'm leaving satsa now, because I've already done pretty well, and I don't want to take any more risks in satsa . Well, that is, give away the profit. I'll give it back now anyway. So I gave it to him and, damn, filled up my balance on some PC game. Well, in short, this is nonsense. Okay, let's go out. It would be better if I recorded -50 there, but today I will play with good . Anyway, that's it, I'm leaving. So, that's where I left from. So, that's where I left from. So, what's the bottom line? We are down 60 bucks on the sats. Well, that is, the breakdown did not work. Maybe it will work, but, well, no, I don’t like something [the music] at all. SPK loot is normal, cool. It was even possible to lunge from the layer. In principle, by the way, in reality, as Sanya said, pump and dump, it is purely [music] 14% and dump at 10%. The coins are circulating just perfectly. So, in total we have an income of 168, a profit of 134, and a commission of 33 dollars . And by the way, if you want to save on trading commissions, tomorrow, let's say, I'll get back another 40% of what I spent through Tiger, that is, about 15 or 10 dollars. So, if you're looking to save money, you can find links to Tiger and the Binance exchange, which also offer discounts on trading fees, in the description. Today I have $1,133. In principle, it seems like we can finish for today, but we need to see if there is something else interesting to be found there. Damn, I just want to go to Zemp and give away what I've earned. For what? I believe in shorts. I believe in shorts. Well, I'm taking XPL. I'm still shuffling around, as you said, but bad. They just started dumping quite a lot of it there just started dumping quite a lot of it there . No, XP won't help you with your campaign. Oh, [ __ ], I think she [ __ ] killed you. Oh, [ __ ], I think she [ __ ] killed you. Damn, I don't have enough for a tent anymore. How many of you were killed there? Well, it killed me like crazy. Well, I mean, seriously, but it really hit me like that. This is absolutely brutal. I went for 4,000, but it killed me. black. How much do I have there? There are 5 minutes left to call already. I have [ __ ] 42 dollars left. ABOUT! ABOUT! So, wait, we need to do something, Sanechko. Something needs to be done. We need tents today. At least we need something today. today. At least we need something today. No, that's good. Took it. Yes, I took it. [laughter] Yes, I took it. [laughter] the pure-blooded man took it from No, well, that was tough. We are updating the page so that no one has any questions. Let's look at the deals. What the open. Come on, come on. [ __ ], how did it open? How did XPL discover it? It seems like I didn't set any limits. By the way, SNX also started to grow. I don't know by what miracle, but it was open. I wanted to report to you about the results now. Okay, let me show you. Ah, well, thank God, it didn’t fall apart too much, it didn’t hurt too much. In short, we take this, then we take filters. Oh, where is our archive, as many of us like to hide. Here. in the archive. Only that deal is virtual. All. That is, there are deal it is. It's just hanging here. That's it, we're deleting the archive from here. Let's update again. Everything, the same old deals. You can sit and check. Here we deals. You can sit and check. Here we that's right. We have no positions or orders for futures. Well, in short, that's it. Damn, it's really good that I went to my laptop now, because if I had what would have happened. I would just like to throw a [ __ ] mollik there. Well, or I would have earned enough money to buy an apartment faster. Anyway, that's it, I'm dialing the phone now, we'll order all the necessary ingredients, and when it arrives, we'll set up the tent and do all this. I think I’ll sit a little longer, trade, and see if it works or not. And now the question arises: should I get a spinning rod? My profit there is bucks. On the other hand, if you really well, I also think, we just... And if there is such a fish here, what kind of fish is here? No. That's exactly it, if it's not there, maybe it's better to go to the lake and make a decision there. No, in short, do you know what I'm suggesting? What do I propose? Now we can take today already, okay, spend the can take today already, okay, spend the night here, that's how it is, but, uh, what's the trick? We, yes, we spend the night here, but if tomorrow we earn money and we don’t have enough Yeah. I'm taking a spinning rod today, we'll go fishing tomorrow morning, we'll walk around, maybe throw a layer of pike. If we earn money tomorrow, we go and rent an apartment for a day and then we'll get enough money for a month's rent. And then, if, and if everyone really likes the content of the eba, we really each go our own way, and we earn enough for our own apartment. Our delivery is on its way. That's how it is. They'll bring it now, we'll stock up. Look who's arrived. Who arrived? Salesman. Our store has arrived. We have already unloaded all the goods in total. In short, we have a big pack of food. It cost $20. Since Sane and I are still taking half, I pay half of this amount, 10 dollars. Toreko dollar 11 12 13 14. I'll dollars. Toreko dollar 11 12 13 14. I'll take a sleeping bag 24 bucks. I also take a blanket for myself. And that makes 30 dollars, I, uh, give it away today. But also, so that we don’t have to spend the night in such cold, as you can see, we ordered will be impossible to sleep in a tent. Plus we calculated that we would need some calculated that we would need some seats and tables. The bathhouse has all this, Minsk, that would have been the most normal thing, but in my opinion, this way is, uh, much, so to speak, cooler. That's why I spend 30 on these loot. I'll spend a little more on housing and then we'll show you everything. So, our first loot, for which we paid 1 dollar. I don't regret this loot one bit. Excellent, yes. So we definitely didn't spend that dollar in vain. How can you lose food definitely didn't spend that dollar in vain. How can you lose food in these few moments? [ __ ] demolished. in these few moments? [ __ ] demolished. Well, that's it, Sanya, it looks like she's finished. Or which one did you heat up? Warmed up. A little bitter, but we'll go. Warmed up. A little bitter, but we'll go. Yes, it's carbon-efficient. our miracle has arrived for $50 a day. We won't pay instead of a spinning rod. Initially, we thought about taking tents, sleeping bags, and all kinds of mats. But then we thought that spending so much money on a sleeping tent, well, it seemed illogical. We decided to take a barrel sauna because it would be much warmer. Now we'll heat up this sauna barrel. And since we have to pay for all of this, it turns out that I spent 30 dollars in the store that I arrived at. And we cheated a little , so to speak. So, uh, I cover $30 on my end by bathing, and $30, oh, $20 will cover the sleigh. I could have paid in full, but if you take into account the tent and, let’s say, that [music] rug, it’s plus or minus the same amount of money, 30 dollars. That's why, in principle, I'm now taking 60 bucks and transferring them from futures to spot. I can't withdraw money from the spot right now, but let's consider that I withdrew this money . Right now you see my balance is . Right now you see my balance is $1,137. And here are these 60 dollars on the spot. Roughly speaking, I have to give this money to the store. I can't withdraw right now because if I click the withdraw button, I need to use the whitelist here. And this whitelist, uh, takes 24 hours to . And, in principle, in order not to waste time on this, I will simply transfer to spot. That's it , I can't use this money . My balance is currently $1,137. We will continue to work with this balance . Right now I want to show you our home. We are over there. Sanya, why are you already grieving yourself? We even have 12V here for the backlight. We And there is also a case of relaxation. Yeah, we could have a steam bath here, but we , like, steam bath. Now we're going to heat up the bathhouse here, in short, so you heat up the bathhouse here, in short, so you understand our vibe. You're going out. Well, really, you have a phone, how many degrees should it show? Eh, it's cold now. Yes, it shows 5° for now. Look, 5°four 4° shows. What is this? Here we have a castric over there in the background. We've already eaten. Now we'll spread out here. And why not? Op , . The first stop is there. Although, first stop is there. Although, although yes. No, no, everything is good. . OK. I put it. Wait, wait. Let's get going after the analysis. Well, we wait, we wait. I have to figure it out. So, he is without loss. Ah, everything is great. We wait, we wait, we wait, we wait. This is high. This is high, yes, local. . No need. When parsing only if. Well, that's what I want when I disassemble them. Long XPL instrument. Now we move on to the analysis. Wow, I can scam without mo. I know. Yes, they by the way, I probably even, by the way, between purely commission. Oh, by the way, he could give out some pretty good stuff . By the way, now it seems like it’s seems to me that there will be a selection, and then there will most likely be a short . I think we should try it for a penny. Here. Look here. And analysis. That's it, it's going to happen No, no, no, everything is clear. That's it, reset, reset. Great. Great. no, don't. No, it's not necessary. Where to short trends? I would I think. Overall it's awesome. Purely technical analysis. Okay, bms. Plus $41. This is the ultimate technical trade. We've started analyzing the density. Well, he came out looking like a loser. It's a bit early. Well, listen, who knew him. situation worked out perfectly. 1,178 bucks. Bam, he hit my kidney. Look . Yes. Okay, listen. 1.178. Okay, more cashback will come tomorrow. The registration link for the timer and Binance is also in the description. I need to and Binance is also in the description. I need to hit some salad and it seems to me it will be good. hit some salad and it seems to me it will be good. Well, it didn't work. It didn't come to me. Look, I'm going to amuse myself now. Look. It worked. Look. Op. how they wash. So all my life. The main thing is that you don’t roll this one onto the floor now, otherwise you’ll already have warmed up the stew. Damn, no need, I think I'll try shorting with a stop here. Wow. Oops, they came out and took it. And now this gate was needed. You see, they dropped the longist. Drop logistician. Yes. And now most likely there will be this one. Op. Okay, we need to take a look. Okay, let here is experience. Well, I have black kopecks hanging around in volume. So, then we’ll go in now and see what the results are. Ah, it even closed in the plus. Ah, Fine. Just pennies. Yes, they dropped it now. Well, I've improved a little. Oh, look, I understand. The first one is being taken apart. Look. Op. Oh-oh-oh, how ugly they sort things out. in Well they are sorting it out. They're taking it apart now and close it immediately. Better yet, just go out and act like it's not there. No, no. Let's wait now. They ca Okay, well, I'm standing at 30. This, by the way, is already unpleasant. So, we probably need to do something. Something, something. Now. Right now, right now. Well, well, well, well. Oh you, oh you. They're planting, they're planting. I have a stop, but it’s so They're cleaning up. Well, or they're taking it apart, It seems to me, come out, come out. Minus 20. Yes, I see that the glass is full, but you see how these longs are printed and that's all. give it back, as if I had left at all. as if I had left at all. 5 03 04 5 03 04 So, 1 2 3 4. So, I'll spread out for now. So, like, if anything happens, let them take it. But this, by the way, will be unpleasant. Yes, that will already be pretty good. 27 minus you closed on Vinent. minus you closed on Vinent. Oh, damn, I'm already even 14ro plus. And you already have a minus. All. Yeah, okay. Well, that was unpleasant. By the way, it probably wouldn't be so bad then. I think this is something worth thinking about. Minus 7, ah, it was plus 41. Oh-oh-oh-oh. It was necessary to finish right away, probably now it’s all over, I’m shouting at you, it’ll still rewrite it. Hi, Well, damn, by the way, now I can even kill a lot of them, to be honest. Maybe it can be scammed easily. Look, it's already hitting. It's already hitting. Maybe we shouldn't? This is what we decided to trade in the bathhouse. No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. minus half a percent. We must, we must. And how much is saved? Now it's five minutes. Let it be, I know. Let him scam me now, [ __ ]. But now it’s unpleasant. But now it’s already unpleasant. Maybe we should change our minds? Minus the percentage. Well, it's okay. This was simply a scam. Look, here in general it can easily fall on a slope. Follow the trend. It's falling. [ __ ], the battery level is so low. Just not now. That's it not worth it, damn it, right now, honestly, [ __ ] mouth. Draws minus 100 bucks. This is already an all-short, I tell you. I told you, onlisho. That's it, there was growth. You better get out. Agree. We need to get out here. Give what you have. Yes, I'll ignore it. One, two, three, [ __ ], the computer turned off. Your mother, just [ __ ] not now, no [ __ ] way. [ __ ], well, not right now, [ __ ], I’m doing something like that, [ __ ]. Wait, [ __ ]. Where the [ __ ] is my charger? I would put a stop. Wait, stop, don't Like a [ __ ] [ __ ] your salad, [ __ ] [ __ ]. Salads, my brother. Don't wait for your ass, you [ __ ] mouth. Oh, that's more interesting. It's more interesting this way. By the way, he has half the volume. Tyrlaz, if anything. Just a second. Well, [ __ ], I agree. But you see, it’s too late to admit all this, I'm saying there will be at least 20 percent coincidence, about setting up postponements in, [ __ ], you're adding a position. [ __ ], how much did I give? 200. [ __ ]. And also, [ __ ], start it. Wait, [ __ ], charge, you Wait, [ __ ], charge, you [ __ ] idiot.