[00:10] Okay Vikas Vikas Vikas Vikas sir, all that is left is to install the microphone. Oho Vikas, you know, if we organize a race between you and the tortoise, the
[00:23] tortoise will come back after peeing, and you will be left staring at the wall. You know what, the biggest staring at the wall. You know what, the biggest celebrity is coming today, who is Khachar? That's why celebrity is coming today, who is Khachar? That's why Bachhar, say Jai Baba ki, Jai Baba ki. Yes,
[00:37] hurry up, work. Come on, hey, toffee, come here, what are you taking? This juice and fruit for Khachar sir. Oho, what the hell is this? Hey, he doesn't want all this. He wants quarter beedis and snacks. Rest all, Sapna, hold on sir. That Sapna with the kajal. Oh, no,
[00:53] friend, not that. Now she is over age. Now even her dance moves look like earrings. Now even her dance moves look like earrings. Sapna, in the sense, Dream Dream. Oh, yes, don't hurry up, get it for him. Bro, bro, bro, Kachra is coming, coming, Kachra
[01:07] sir is coming. Come on, say Ja Baba [Music], the
[01:24] Come on, it's about to be 10 o'clock. Okay, let's go, we're getting late. do it okay
[01:57] youtube 3 I am running that's why I am saving say Jai baba ki good morning good morning say Jai baba ki
[02:11] morning say Jai baba ki Jai baba ki yes mind this next time okay okay so sir now is the time to know the bad and good faces of yours instead of yours I am abusing you in English
[02:27] not understand oh sir he is not abusing you I asked you why did you come out oh sir I was not abusing you I was just trying to talk in English I swear on my work sir I don't do business I work so I swear on my work I am saying
[02:42] that I was trying to talk in English so it is my mistake in this your studies are behind the school except English your brother is expert in everything yes why am I making a face like Alve he is just wearing slippers okay sorry
[02:58] from my side come chocolatey bouncer sorry from my side it's okay it's my side it's okay it's okay cut this slipper thing  Diyo Sir I want to ask this question okay cut this slipper thing  Diyo Sir I want to ask this question
[03:19] sorry I was asking how has been your journey till date journey what is this piles how has been your journey till date journey what is this piles cameraman tell me journey I mean yes to achieve so much and what path did you have to travel to reach here man it was
[03:43] very difficult for me to reach here friend ok tell me tell me the problem was that the n't find any other rickshaw man I had to walk on foot oh no no sir I am not talking about this path I was saying that now you have become such a big
[03:58] influencer so how was the path you have covered from normal life till now ok so should I tell me from the beginning it was the year 2000 I was born then a few days after that I was
[04:12] born then a few days after that I was named then my mom and dad said aai ta aai ta kuchhi kuchhi kuchhi baaj kuchhi mera munna my jhunjhuna bhai all this happened named then my mom and dad said aai ta aai ta kuchhi kuchhi kuchhi baaj kuchhi mera munna my jhunjhuna bhai all this happened
[04:27] year old, then what happened after that I oh no no sir I am not asking from so far back I am asking from the time your success started I you say like this Dalle ji yes what happened was that once I was sitting with my brothers and the
[04:43] disciples who are not flatterers but clever punks, one of them made a video of me while we were talking and I swear he put the video of his dialogues there and it will go viral and your brother went viral so so that dialogue ah those dialogues would
[05:00] dialogue ah those dialogues would come Baba sixer bha Virat Kohli and the words that came out of my mouth this guy never says this your talks are very funny so so say that says this your talks are very funny so so say that dialogue ok boy oy come with a
[05:15] muddah to warm up your throat come here sir I will heat hot water I will heat hot water sir I will heat hot water I will heat hot water what a muddah come with a muddah I mean bring a beedi come go
[05:31] fight I swear give it to me Bakki I am not breathless come Dalle boy Nonu your fight will happen I swear tell me get the blade pulled  I will give it to you, I tell me get the blade pulled  I will give it to you, I made a pimp a Buddha last night, I swear I took
[05:45] out 00 from my pocket, Baba, I drank three bottles last night and went away, I swear my father paid interest, I studied here, I studied there, I don't know, say Baba's wa wa say Baba's wa wa wa, so come sir, let's play cards, come come, come come, come come,
[06:00] let's play cards, tell me how much to bet, tell me how much to bet, you tell me, sir, not these cards, let's
[06:12] play these cards, hey, which cards are these, are they the pockets of the rich, no, no, what happens in this is that there are some questions, we will ask you, you will have to answer them, hey, you say like this, pimp, the first question is that bad times come in everyone's life,
[06:26] of course, it must have come in your life too, yes, so how did you face it, how did you cope with it, madam, I will have to get a little emotional, friend, there was a time when we did not have food to eat, so
[06:43] we did not have food to eat, so how did we eat, so we used to order from Zomato, there was a time when I did
[06:55] not even have a phone to use  I used to have a phone, I swear I managed by using my iPhone Oh swear I managed by using my iPhone Oh chocolatey bouncer, bring a handkerchief Sir, do you want to wipe your tears? I said, my nose is empty, reach there, go out
[07:10] reach there, go out and tell me, Ustad, yes, tell me, there was a time when we didn't have a house to live in. A house, yes, then what, then we started living in five star hotels.
[07:24] what, then we started living in five star hotels. You are crying so much, your tears are not coming out, we are poor people, aren't we, Ustad, we
[07:37] we are poor people, aren't we, Ustad, we even had to buy tears on rent, so life of the runaway wife and my friends are both the same, they can never stay at one place
[07:49] here, so tell me about them, my friends, the pimps, get up at 12:00, they also get up comfortably, where do they get up? Their family members wake them up by hitting them with slippers, yes, how do you know? The numbers of the slippers are printed on their faces, right? Some have five, some have
[08:05] eight, some have four. Then those friends will come to the square, smoke, and go home instead. This is not work, isn't it? And suppose you ever find work, you even earn Rs.  I will
[08:17] keep Rs. 10 in my pocket and give Rs. 00 at home, Ustad, do you know what kind of boasting they do, like you are going to Ambani's son's wedding, and suppose Ustad, you sit in someone's car by mistake, then who knows what will happen, I will get
[08:34] photos clicked and post them, and I wonder which song they will play, n't mix levels with me, I'll tell you the truth, you will go to their house and
[08:51] see, I will find four holes in the broker's kaccha, four holes, and you know holes, and you know how they show off, like so nagte
[09:03] you ever had a fight, Ustad, there have been many fights, I swear to you, I have hit many people, well, and I have hit them too, brother, why should I lie, what am I talking about, yes brother, it is what it is, yes, the one who hits, hits, it's a lie, what am I talking about, yes brother, it is what it is, yes, the one who hits, hits, it's a
[09:20] your fight that you remember, yes Ustad, there is a story, yes, tell me, tell me, Ustad, once I took a bike and hit the car, Be whose car  I did hit them, I swear I started showing off my skills there They thought I was dancing
[09:33] They turned up the volume of the song playing in their car I went and punched them I said hey pimp hey roll down the window As soon as
[09:46] they rolled down the window I ran away from there Why pimps they were six feet tall They were six feet tall One and a half feet tall guy would have spread out on me I swear my bones would have flexed a lot Then I would have to sit at home No use No drinks at home
[10:02] Listen you bastard I mean there is no such thing as liver Will you talk about a changed liver in me Let me tell you one story I know what happened Such and such guys spread out Such and such guys I ran away from there But one of them
[10:17] said something about my family I came back I woke up and busted my head I swear I was enjoying myself for three days I had flexed my bones a lot because of them  No, but yes, I had a fight with him, master, say anything about me, don't
[10:32] say anything about my family, otherwise I swear on you, I will get each one of you blades pulled out, mother, am I rubbing tobacco, you talk about pimp Jigar, then
[10:49] throat is dry, first get the liquor, then we will continue [music] oh wait, second, oh wait, second,
[11:03] come here, I brought the liquor for sir, I forgot to bring it, sir, the liquor has not come,
[11:39] is still a podcast caster and yes, you don't worry, he will run the Khasra of the podcast, he will call big celebrities, he gives voice to big celebrities, he will
[11:51] voice to big celebrities, he will call film actors, remember next time and the police people are fake, don't give a damn, file a case against them