[00:00] Back in December 2025, a crypto trader did  almost everything right. When he wanted to   withdraw his funds from Binance,  he sent a small test transaction   first to confirm the destination. It landed  perfectly, so he sent the rest. $49,999,950 [00:20] in USDT straight into the hands of an attacker  in just a single click. Just 2 months earlier,   1.6 6 million traders were wiped out in a  matter of hours on one October afternoon   [00:34] and 11.56 million tokens representing 86%  of every failed token in crypto history died   in just the last 12 months. The people who  get hurt in 2026 aren't the careless ones,   [00:48] but the average investors who don't realize that  the game has changed. The exits are narrower,   the scams are smarter, and the tax man now sees  every single transaction you make. So today,   [01:01] I'm going to walk you through the seven mistakes  that will wreck your portfolio this year,   show you the mechanics behind each one,  and lay out precisely how the smart money   sidesteps every single trap. My name is Guy  and you're watching the Coin Bureau. Now,   [01:18] crypto criminals had an absolutely golden year in  2025. Chain Analysis clocked $3.4 billion stolen   outright, while the FBI logged 11.36 billion in  crypto fraud losses across the US alone. And the   [01:35] fear and greed backdrop made it worse because  frightened people make rush decisions. So,   let's start with one of the most common mistakes  in crypto, but also one of the easiest to avoid.   [01:47] This is the copy paste trap, otherwise known  as address poisoning. It works like this. An   attacker watches the blockchain for your  transactions, then generates a lookalike   [01:59] wallet address that shares the same first few and  last few characters as the one you actually use.   They then send you a tiny dust transaction from  that fake address so it sits there in your history   [02:14] looking innocent and inconsequential. Then they  wait for you to copy the wrong one when you're   sending crypto to what you think is a legit  address. And this method is extremely popular   [02:29] with the villains out there. Since January 2025,  security firm Blockade has flagged over 160,000   of these poisoning transactions every single day.  Research cross referenced by Coin Metrics found   [02:43] that 67% of new Ethereum addresses got dusted on  their very first stable coin interaction. That's   23 of newcomers targeted before they'd even done  anything. Welcome to crypto. And remember our   [02:59] $50 million trader from earlier? Well, he even  sent that test transaction first, a textbook   security procedure. But an automated bot saw it,  spun up a vanity address matching his destination,   [03:14] and poisoned his history within minutes. He came  back, copied the address from his own transaction   log, and sent the lot. The attacker then swapped  it into dye to dodge Tether's freeze, converted   [03:27] it to roughly 16,690 ETH, and washed it through  tornado cash. Gone. And what's more, Ethereum's   Fusaka upgrade in December dramatically cut  layer 2 transaction fees with initial reductions   [03:43] estimated at 40 to 60% with the potential to reach  up to 95% as blob throughput scales through 2026.   Now, that's great for you and me, but it's also  an absolute gift to the scammers because cheaper   [03:58] layer 2 transactions turned poisoning from a  trickle into a torrent. Attempts jumped 5.5x   from 628,000 in November to 3.4 million in  January 2026. So, when you're sending crypto,   [04:14] copy the address you're sending to from the  destination itself, not from your transaction   history. And just checking the first and last  four characters is not enough. You need to verify   [04:27] the entire address or use a hardware wallet that  displays it in full. Which brings us neatly to the   keys protecting those funds in the first place.  Mistake number two is what I call self-custody   [04:41] theater. You've all heard not your keys, not your  coins, and it's as true today as it's ever been.   But owning your keys is step one, not the finish  line. Because self-custody only protects you if   [04:55] your operational security isn't a shitow. And for  most people, I'm afraid it absolutely is. TRM Labs   found that in the first half of 2025, over 80% of  all stolen crypto value came from infrastructure   [05:10] attacks, which is the industry's polite term for  private key and seed phrase theft. Apply that to   the 3.4 4 billion stolen and you're looking at  well over $2.7 billion lost not to clever code   [05:24] but to mismanaged keys. So, how does it happen?  Well, one common way is tampered hardware wallets   bought on gray market sites arriving with a  recovery card that the attacker has already   [05:37] filled in. Then there are fake wallet apps on the  official app stores that harvest your seed phrase   the second you type it in. And then there's the  classic people screenshotting their seed phrase   [05:49] straight into iCloud or Google Photos, creating a  permanent backdoor that gets kicked in the moment   their cloud account is fished. Signature fishing  alone jumped 207% in January 2026 versus the month   [06:04] before. So owning your keys means nothing if an  attacker already knows your seed phrase. Buy your   hardware device directly from the manufacturer.  generate the seed yourself and never ever let   [06:17] that seed phrase get onto an electronic device of  any kind. Now, mistake number three is where the   losses can get truly biblical, and that's in  the good old leverage casino. On the 10th of   [06:30] October 2025, Donald Trump posted on Truth Social,  threatening a 100% tariff on Chinese imports and   markets, to use a technical term, shat the bed.  What followed was the single largest liquidation   [06:45] event in the history of crypto. $19 billion in  leverage positions were wiped out. And to put   that into perspective, the entire FTX collapse  triggered around $1.6 billion in liquidations. So   [06:59] this was roughly 12 times bigger. At the peak of  the cascade, liquidations tore through positions   at extraordinary speed with nearly $10 billion  worth forced closed in a single 40minute window.   [07:12] And for the uninitiated, here's why leverage is so  lethal. When the price drops, leverage longs hit   their margin threshold and the exchange force  sells their position. That selling pushes the   [07:25] price still lower, which tips the next wave of  longs over the edge, which forces more selling.   the whole cascade feeding on itself. When the  [ __ ] hits the fan in this way, retail leverage   longs become the exit liquidity for the broader  market. And back in October, 87% of the liquidated   [07:44] positions were indeed longs. The crowd was almost  entirely on one side and any whales who were short   collected the lot. So don't tell yourself just a  little leverage keeps you safe. Your position size   [07:59] won't save you from getting wiped out by the  underlying market structure. In a fast enough   move, even 2x gets liquidated before your margin  call can be answered. So, the only winning move in   this particular casino is not to play with size  you can't afford to lose. Which leads us neatly   [08:16] into the next bet that's stacked against you  before you even place it. And mistake number four   is playing the memecoin lottery. Now, remember  that figure from earlier in the video? 11,564,99 [08:32] tokens failed in 2025. That's nearly 86% of every  token failure in the entire 2021 to 2025 data set   crammed into one single year. And the memecoin  sector that fueled it has been gutted. Market cap   [08:50] peaked at 150.6 6 billion in December 2024,  but by the end of 2025, it had collapsed to   somewhere between 35 and 47 billion. That's  over 100 billion simply gone. Web traffic to   [09:06] memecoin sites fell 81.6% as the audience left in  disgust. So, memecoins may supposedly have made a   few bros on crypto Twitter rich, but be under no  illusion. They won't do the same for you. Now,   [09:23] mistake number five is the boring one, which is  why it could cost you more than any hacker. Yes,   folks, you need to take very good care not  to find yourself sleepwalking into the new   [09:35] tax regime. As of the 2025 tax year, US brokers  like Coinbase, Kraken, and PayPal must file Form   1099DA. This reports your transactions directly to  the IRS with no minimum threshold whatsoever. So,   [09:53] the IRS isn't guessing anymore. They have a direct  data feed, and if your figures don't match theirs,   you're flagged automatically. No human review,  no benefit of the doubt. But it gets worse. Under   [10:07] revenue procedure 2024 to28, the universal wallet  method died on the 1st of January 2025. Now,   for those unfamiliar, that's the old trick of  pooling all your crypto across every wallet   [10:21] into one big cost basis bucket. Now, every  wallet and every account is its own separate   ledger. And the safe harbor window to fix your  historical records has already closed. And here's   [10:34] the cruel twist for the DeFi crowd. When Trump  repealed the DeFi broker rule in April 2025,   it felt like a win. But the IRS treats DeFi  silence as a red flag and not a free pass. There   [10:48] is no unis swap data feed, so they'll just analyze  your onchain footprint instead, and the burden of   proof falls entirely on you. Get it wrong through  sloppiness, and that's a 20% accuracy penalty.   [11:02] get it wrong in a way they can call fraud, and  the civil fraud penalty runs up to 75% of the   underpayment on top of the tax you already owed.  Casual recordkeeping just became a legal landmine.   [11:16] So, open up those spreadsheets and prepare to up  your game. Now, mistake number six is the threat   that barely existed at this scale 2 years ago, the  explosion of AI scams. In its 2025 report, the FBI   [11:32] tracked AI related fraud as a standalone category  for the very first time. The total $893 million   across more than 22,000 complaints. And the FBI  says that's a significant undercount because most   [11:47] victims never realize AI was even used. And here's  why it's exploding. Ch analysis found AI enabled   scams average $3.2 2 million per operation versus  around $719,000 for the old-fashioned kind. That's   [12:04] $4.5 times more profitable. And the economics  are overwhelmingly in the scammer's favor. So, we   end up with deep fake videos of figures like Elon  Musk and Vitalic Buterin promoting fake giveaways.   [12:18] There are fake Web3 job interviews, slick LinkedIn  recruiters who near the end of a polished video   call ask you to download an HR portal that's  actually a wallet drainer. Developers are the   prime target here because their machines are often  stuffed with private keys. And you also get voice   [12:35] cloning where just 3 seconds of audio produces  an 85% accurate clone of someone you trust. So   the old advice, spot the bad grammar, is obsolete.  As one FBI official told the Wall Street Journal,   [12:50] "AI communications now look very official  and very legitimate to even the most trained   individuals." That warning applies directly to  everyone, not just to less techsavvy users. Now,   [13:04] keeping up with all of this can be a full-time  job, and most of you probably don't have 16 hours   a day to sit glued to a screen. So, here's what we  built. Right here on YouTube, you can now access   the new Coinbureau Club light plan. For just $10 a  month, you'll get daily market updates across both   [13:20] crypto and trades and curated updates with only  the bits that actually matter. Just tap the join   button below this video to get started. Right,  let's get back to it because the seventh mistake   [13:35] is the darkest of the lot. Recovery scams. These  are really about as low as it gets in crypto,   which is really saying something. In 2025, victims  lost approximately $1.4 billion to fund recovery   [13:51] services across more than 10,000 complaints. These  scumbags specifically target people who've already   been scammed once. Because you see, once you've  been hit, your details, name, email, amount lost,   [14:06] etc. gets sold on dark web markets as a commodity.  Then scammers monitor public forums for anyone   posting about a loss. And within minutes, the  DMs start arriving. I'm a forensic blockchain   [14:19] analyst. I work with the FBI. Our firm can trace  and recover your funds. They charge an upfront   retainer or a release fee paid in crypto, of  course, and then they vanish, leaving you poorer   [14:32] twice over, as if things weren't already bad  enough. So, burn these rules into your memory.   Legitimate law enforcement never asks for upfront  fees to recover funds. No one can reverse a   [14:46] blockchain transaction. That's the lie the entire  recovery industry is basically built on. And if   they found you, it's already a scam. In fact, a  huge share of the crypto help content circulating   [15:00] online right now is itself recovery scam bait.  The coordinated comments promising someone got   $80,000 back in 48 hours or whatever. The only  legitimate reporting channel is the FBI's own site   [15:14] at ic3.gov. Now, sad to say, scammers are only  getting smarter. The tools available to them are   better and their methods have been honed through  years of use. The only thing that hasn't upgraded   [15:28] enough is the average investor's awareness. The  address you trusted, the keys you thought were   safe, the leverage that felt small, the token that  looked early, the taxes nobody warned you about,   the scam too clever to spot, and the helping  hand that turns out to be another punch in the   [15:44] stomach. But there is some good news. Every one of  these mistakes is avoidable with the right habits.   The market is specifically rigged against people  who don't understand its mechanics. So wise up,   [15:57] stay skeptical, don't make snap decisions  under pressure, keep your wits about you,   dial back the leverage, and there's no reason  why you should end up a victim. Okay? Let me know   [16:09] down in the comments which of these seven you've  already seen happen to someone you know because   I want to know how widespread this really is. And  if you want to lock down the foundation properly,   then definitely check out our deep dive  on self-custody right over here. Okay,   [16:24] thank you all so much for watching and I'll see  you again very soon. This is Guy signing off.