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title: 'दिवाली धमाका || दिवाली स्पेशल वीडियो || Rajasthani Marwadi Haryanvi comedy video || #marwadi_masti'
source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=yBufUTQI7YY'
video_id: 'yBufUTQI7YY'
date: 2026-07-26
duration_sec: 1652
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# दिवाली धमाका || दिवाली स्पेशल वीडियो || Rajasthani Marwadi Haryanvi comedy video || #marwadi_masti

> Source: [दिवाली धमाका || दिवाली स्पेशल वीडियो || Rajasthani Marwadi Haryanvi comedy video || #marwadi_masti](https://youtube.com/watch?v=yBufUTQI7YY)

## Summary

This is a Rajasthani/Marwadi/Haryanvi comedy skit centered around Diwali celebrations, featuring characters shopping for firecrackers and engaging in humorous family interactions.

### Key Points

- **Comedy Skit Begins** [00:24] — The video starts with chaotic music and dialogue, setting a festive yet humorous tone for the Diwali-themed skit.

### Conclusion

The video serves as light-hearted entertainment, capturing the essence of Diwali through exaggerated comedic situations and regional dialects.

## Transcript

ho [Music]
[Music] Bahar to maaro ga Pataka chakkar mein main to kaun chodu Pataka dekha chhodwa de Pataka ke kaun chodu Pataka dekha chhodwa de Pataka ke chakkar mein to kapda tha arre wah so
ab kaun chodda ab to shaam ne chhodla ne dekho phot liya sa ki ne khuli dekha show ka papa oh ka papa wake up.  Hey, get up.
ka papa oh ka papa wake up.  Hey, get up. एक के माध्यम खा ले यहां कौन उठे? एक के माध्यम खा ले यहां कौन उठे? [संगीत] गोलमाल है भाई सब गोलमाल है।  हर सीधे रस्ते की ओह नो नो नो नो
Pakistani ran away, he came, don't take ours, he ran away, oh, the some Pakistani, who came, then who came, oh, who fired the bullets, hit the
creatures, there was chaos, and he fired the gun, and who, ok, there was chaos, I woke up late, I saw the salt, I
put a firecracker under my head, oh, what did I do, who did I do, but you oh, what did I do, who did I do, but you put a firecracker, yes, you should definitely do it, but tell me, did you bring a firecracker, oh, the
put a firecracker, yes, you should definitely do it, but tell me, did you bring a firecracker, oh, the meaning of firecracker is six, you have burst a firecracker, then go to the shop, buy the goods, then what did you bring, did you not bring a garland, did you not bring fruits, did you not bring the goods for Lakshmi pujan, and do your work,
bring the goods for Lakshmi pujan, and do your work, ok, at least take the goods, see the situation, they are ok, at least take the goods, see the situation, they are delivering milk at 2:30, 3 o'clock, take the milk as well, I can't trust the milk today, who will go to the dairy, buy the milk today,
today, give the milk to the dairy today, that dairy, give you a reward, oh yes, give you a reward, go and give the paddy, give you a reward, go and give the paddy,
why give this, this time give me two kilos  Rasgulla one steel field each give me if you like then kilos  Rasgulla one steel field each give me if you like then
Now I remembered taunts Oh madam I had forgotten Happy Diwali Happy Diwali Now listen to me I will bring the stuff
crackers ok you caught it ok you caught it [Music]
a little older than you Oh my mother brother mother brother brother it will be a cracker, wo n't it bring it now listen I am going to bring the stuff,
you take care of that light turn on the year old hey there go to school, don't go to school, don't go to school, you are bursting
now go ok I am going yes [Music] that medium today I got hit and Chaudhary's shop got
medium today I got hit and Chaudhary's shop got hit
Oh friend you have hit the village, you bastards, Hey Chotiya what is going on during the festival day At least on Diwali day be ready your least on Diwali day be ready your Jiji get some work done
Hey Bapu, do the work you Jiji, hey [ __ ], do the work, what are you doing Hey Babu, I see brother, leave the crackers, today's Diwali is over,
leave the crackers, go out in the morning Hey, then leave the crackers, you should leave the crackers in the evening, Bapu, Sham left, still he hit his friend's crackers in the village, ok, ok, you are leaving, take the old
house lying there, it's many years old, son, it's all gone, it's gone, ok, tell me, take Chaudhary's shop, take it Chaudhary's shop, take it from Chaudhary's shop, I will
give you money on credit for the damn thing, oh yes why will you give it, yes Bapu, you give it, but you tell me,
Bapu, you give it, but you tell me, oh daughter, I want to go and get the oh daughter, I want to go and get the stuff for your Diwali, whatever stuff you take, yes that stuff for your Diwali, whatever stuff you take, yes that
sugarcane for Diwali puja, yes, definitely take that garland, ok, take the garland for Laxmi ji Virajman's Holi, yes Babu, do one thing, make the garland, yes
you make it, you will make it, I am taking it, no, I will make it, what will crackers, leave it, at least take the crackers, at least at night, night will
take the crackers, at least at night, night will not leave it, even the night will ask Lakshmi, ok, ok, puja  of Team Dhoom hey I am a puja  of Team Dhoom hey I am a bomb
hey son remembered one thing hey take
white lights install all the lights but get a new light on top ok ok jiji get the work done come [Music] [Praise]
hey Chaudhary ji Ram Ram hey Ram Ram re Ram Ram Ram hey friend hey it's hey Ram Ram re Ram Ram Ram hey friend hey it's crackers
why the school you liked it so much so I school you liked it so much so I packed it packed it yes ji quickly yes I closed it take it
yes ji quickly yes I closed it take it tell some sweet take it Shyam tha tell some sweet take it Shyam tha re Ram Ram hey good take the cartoon hey good
dada the crackers hey dada brother black the crackers you have only one son take two or four strings oh hey friend burst them and I have left many strings friend hey what about
you old age hey dada who can burst a cracker festivals come once in a year hey Ramesh I only remember that all the
hey Ramesh I only remember that all the festivals are in 12 months  Come once and buy the firecracker, take the festivals are in 12 months  Come once and buy the firecracker, take the firecracker, take it, get it
everyday, oh so first of all I feel like you should use the bomb on Diwali, you should use the bomb on Diwali,
yes friend, it is very useful today, the bomb is daily, the whole crowd danced, yes I will take the
friend, if it seems too expensive, then it is expensive, friend, look at the big stuff, take a small one, oh friend, the stuff is double, yes the work is done Ramesh, the thing is good, take it, look at the
rocket,
and listen, did released the firecracker in front of me, ok, release it all at once, yes, release it, yes,
yes and listen, which firecracker should I take, oh, I took the firecracker, I was sitting in front of the shop, friend, take the firecracker, then yes and listen, take some rice, friend, your
rice, oh, take it for today's meeting, and come quickly, all oh take the lami, oh don't put it, friend, okay, okay,
Bhai, Ram Ram, what do you give me for no one should break the Diwali, I have given all the firecrackers too, take all the firecrackers first,
given all the firecrackers too, take all the firecrackers first, show the tabar, what was I going to do, I will go and take the firecracker, Rakesh, take the
box, take the big one, six big ones, firecracker, oh yes, I have
show you the big firecracker, yes, show me the big firecracker, yes, show me the big one [ Music] Come on, you take the firecracker,
Come on, you take the firecracker, two boxes, one in a pair, these are equal, then it is a
in a pair, these are equal, then it is a thick bump and thick open the red stuff and thick open the red stuff [Music]
Kaka's joint's roll will come in the pockets of Kaka's joint
Come on, this is a great game, then no one can add the entire village's investment behind it  It must be ₹60, I have
charge less, then I will make it ₹000, don't give it, friend, just do the work, go to Chaudhary Kirana Store,
yes [Music]
Look at this ₹2000, yes it has come, don't take it, okay, okay [Music]
son, friend, Diwali,
Okay, take it, I have thrown it with the stick Happy Diwali, give it a shot
outside, hit it hard, take it hard, oh
son, [ __ ] me, throw
one more rocket, boy, don't hold it, don't hold it, hold it, put it
cut it, oh hey, don't cut the soil, oh look, the bastard Ram's key has entered, look, he jumped, yes, take it, oh
oh hey, Ram Ram to Diwali, Ram Ram, Ram Ram, for the lame one, throw the
boy [Music] stove, oh one, no, no, in the field, yes, come, come, come, let the stove be
yes, come, come, come, let the stove be filled, friend, yes
brother, today it is a bright Diwali, celebrate it quickly, oh take a shiny egg, leave your egg too, oh who will leave the egg, the key has
entered, oh no, no, water the boy, shade it, if you force it, use shade, oh Ramesh, there is no need for a pot or a
firecracker  I am leaving you, I have just left your hand, take it, then take it, go on, go on, go on, then take it, go on, go on, go on, oh hey, listen to me, choti, what are you saying, apply oh hey, listen to me, choti, what are you saying, apply
[laughs] hey, hey, hey, come on, come on, hit the egg, hit the egg [ music] [music]
hey [music]
hey, take the rocket, rocket, hit it, friend, you hit it [
music] hey, hey brother, what, friend, hit it, hey brother, what, friend, hit it,
who will fall, hit it, hit it, [music]
take it, I will die by hitting it. [Music]
Happy Diwali Happy Diwali Happy Diwali Hey brother, have fun friend, just smoke a beedi friend, Hey brother, have fun friend, just smoke a beedi friend, yes friend, you old man smoke a beedi of a young man, hey
son, the father runs away, see the work hey friend, uncle would have gone, I lit the matchbox, hey take the matchbox, hey pick up the matchbox, I took the matchbox, oh ho, the matchbox also
ran away, the
mess with me Anu [Music]
behind [Music] Oh [Music] Oh
today it is number one fun, every time Diwali is deserted friend, every time Diwali is deserted friend, this time it is fun, hey your stomach is full, Bhabhi, make rice, clap, clap, red skin on the feet,
Hey, you will die, hey, you bastard, you
Ramesh,
money on hitting, hey, hey, you did you did not hit the cracker, Babu, the market  You had
not hit the cracker, Babu, the market  You had hit Dhoni's hit it completely, friend, then
who else hit it, wow, wow, I swear by brother, hey you, hey go, hey go, you hit it
Bapu, Happy Diwali, Happy Diwali, Happy Diwali, you have succeeded, have you waited for 12 months, I hit brother's, what a
complete firecracker, hey you will get tension if you hit a firecracker, take 10 out, hey you will get tension if you hit a firecracker, take 10 out, Chaudhary Zindabad,
take two-four men, hey friend, two-four men, understand friend, you hit the firecracker, hey