[00:07] >> Microsoft account again. >> That just sucked all the excitement out of the room. Now, I've played this game 7,300 times. So, let's try one of their bonus missions. So, let's see like how they did with these new purple grunt.
[00:24] Why is every character in every surface purple? The old old Halo had colors. New Halo has is just purple. HELLO.
[00:44] GREEN. BOO. motion blur is in. No, I got to turn that off. That is insane motion blur.
[00:57] No, that goes off. All right, so here I am in Halo Purple. We're off to a bad start here with this Halo, man. I don't know about this, Sergeant. Dude, it's this funny music that plays.
[01:15] Been a while since I got to take old Sophie out for a spin. >> Now, you ready to get to it? >> Is he talking to me? Should I do done. You ready?
[01:29] >> Always. >> This gun is from Halo, too. They're messing up on this Halo, man. Don't feel bad for him. you're sent back to the original version of Halo. Now, how do I switch back to
[01:43] the old graphics like Master Chief Collection? You can hit like a button graphics. Right now, I got the classic assault rifle. Let's take these guys out in the classic manner >> with grenades and not the assault rifle.
[01:57] >> with grenades and not the assault rifle. >> You can't sprint in Halo 1. Halo Soft has never even played Halo. Don't you know I can sprint now? Guess you were know I can sprint now? Guess you were behind the times.
[02:15] >> dude. This is what the bosses in Dark Souls FEEL LIKE. internal alerts. >> TRY AIMING THAT WEAPON.
[02:27] >> TRY AIMING THAT WEAPON. >> I am aiming it right at you. >> We're at the heavy bag, Johnson. Wait. That's how we came back after Halo 1. That's how we came back after Halo 1. >> This is it, baby. Hold me.
[02:47] training. They're having a sword battle. If you can dodge a grenade, you can dodge a sword. Pretty much the entire skill of this game is dodging grenades. So, I'm actually doing a far better job
[03:02] preparing them. >> Victory.
[03:14] >> Oh, jerk. Jerk. Keep that sand ain't moving on its own. >> Wait, do they actually the invisible elites actually make tracks in the sand? >> I can't tell that really how it works. Oh yeah. Look at that. Just stand in the
[03:28] sand. Hey, look at the sand. Just let me lock on. Just let me let me lock on. Let me just get get a little bit there. What if you shoot the sand? Nothing.
[03:45] That's what I said, but I only said it once. In this game, he go
[04:03] us campaign evolved? Kung Fu Chaos or Cell Damage? >> Danger is my middle name. My first name is Remaster Chief Shotgun. Yeah, >> I know a few folks who would kill to get a look at this tech.
[04:18] >> You're looking at one of them. >> Catch. >> I'm now entering the purple room. That's what we call every room in this game.
[04:45] the actual game play. >> Are you not impressed with our work all halos. >> Is that what you call it? >> Call a grunt [ __ ] >> The cleverness of the kigar.
[04:59] >> Uncle, >> what you say about Uncle Gerald? >> what you say about Uncle Gerald? >> Oh, monkey. Monkey. Another monkey dropping monkeys in. >> Too many monks.
[05:21] time. You know how movies have deleted scenes and then you watch them and then you like understand, okay, I see why they cut that from the movie. This mission is like a deleted scene. I'm just going to go play the old missions.
[05:33] >> You heard the lady. Move like you got a purpose. I watched this movie with Leah and they too. Maybe Netflix is involved with this Halo and like they make you talk to the
[05:47] Halo and like they make you talk to the camera to be like Tic Tac or something. >> See you in the sequel. >> He's hot blowing the pins. >> Man, I'm not hot. I'm frozen. Oh, that way is no good. Trust me, that way is
[05:59] not good. He never listens. This is the darkest lighting ever. This looks like a Doom level. This is like Silent Hill. Silent cgrapher fish tacos. Is it dunk chips? Perhaps I spoke too soon on this purple Doom halo.
[06:17] Just wanted to play some Doom music to see if you guys thought it was Doom.
[06:32] door? What's going on? Oh, that door is fake. That's just That's just a fake fake. That's just That's just a fake door. Okay.
[06:44] >> Hey, buddy. I'm on your side. >> That's what you want me to think. that side? I'm going to go ahead and turn this off because I'm getting sick of that, too. >> The new Doom lighting does make enemies
[06:57] way harder to see, which kind of adds to the challenge of the game. Don't you dare die on us, Spartan. >> I already did, THOUGH.
[07:11] off the screen, Jake. I'm just sitting back here sniping >> We're going to make it, aren't we, sir? I don't want to die out here. >> Don't worry. Maybe they changed what happens to you in the remaster.
[07:27] >> Alert. Covenant dropshipip inbound. They'll never look for a robot under a waterfall. Did they walk away now? Oh,
[07:39] okay. This part definitely looks better than the old Xbox one from 100 years >> We should evacuate the area and find other survivors. the flower graphics for the next 30 minutes. Good to see you, my old friend.
[07:53] >> Warning, I have detected multiple Covenant dropships on This is a new exclusive gameplay feature.
[08:15] grenade the fish? No. These fish are a greater threat than the Covenant. >> Area secured. >> Halo. One assault rifle can't even kill a crab. Why are the waves coming out of the sand
[08:29] into a a rock? That's not right. This part looks amazing. Just, you know, just they don't want you to see. >> Hammer, we need you to disengage your Warthog. >> Drop that Warthog right down.
[08:42] >> I hate walking. >> Let's get this show on the road. Let's >> What's he doing? >> Let's get this show on the road. I hate >> Let's get this show on the road. I hate walking. Let's go. That's not rocket.
[09:05] Covenant are going to hear that and start laughing. Shot. Snapshot.