[00:02] I'm joined by Ronaldo and Lacy from the courthouse. One by one, contestants will come out and [music] try to make us laugh. If they do, they win $1,000. &gt;&gt; And this is Try Not to Laugh IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE. [cheering]
[00:22] &gt;&gt; I'm locked. &gt;&gt; No laughing. &gt;&gt; Not even a little giggle. &gt;&gt; Exactly. Love it. [music] Shall we
[00:36] &gt;&gt; Hey, &gt;&gt; KSI Lacy. Stay with Ronaldo. Nice to doing a little roast wrap. &gt;&gt; Uh, so shout out W2S. Here we go. Lacy's Anique. You are a fat mess and your trims looking peak. Your hot tunnels
[00:51] picked to try and pull girls, but you're still a fat massaging marked. &gt;&gt; Yeah, they kicked you from phase and bloody thankfully as it's jarring
[01:05] watching you on YT and you're a helmet. Whenever you stream your BMI off the Whenever you stream your BMI off the scale, you ugly fatty.
[01:17] Twitch, who the is watching that means only degenerate people are going to click it cuz everybody else knows it's going to going to be. I rate you though, Lacy. You've made bread, but the fact is you're fat and a donut eating.
[01:32] BROTHER is &gt;&gt; I'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait. The fat lady will never be topped. And when you go down on Marlon, you're giving him. [laughter]
[01:51] have a check for everyone. He was just on ME FOR A MINUTE STRAIGHT. &gt;&gt; CONGRATS, BRO. Enjoy your life. &gt;&gt; $1,000. &gt;&gt; He said, "My BMI's [music] off the charts, [laughter]
[02:05] &gt;&gt; dude. It's not violated, bro. He made $1,000 off that." &gt;&gt; Let's get straight to the next one. &gt;&gt; His voice lines. &gt;&gt; Hey, what's up, man? &gt;&gt; Mike here. All right. My name is Ran.
[02:17] I'm from London. I want to do a twoman step with Ron and Lacy. I want to show you what the UK ways are. A two-man step is like we're gonna go pull a gal. So, &gt;&gt; Yeah. &gt;&gt; I can I'll role play with you. Let's
[02:30] &gt;&gt; Yeah, I'll be the girl. &gt;&gt; Yeah. Come. Let's do some [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] &gt;&gt; You're No, he's the girl, bro. You going to We're going to chat to him. down on you. &gt;&gt; Why not, man? Let's just Come.
[02:43] &gt;&gt; Hey, how you doing? &gt;&gt; I'm good, baby. Don't talk to me like &gt;&gt; No, I'm joking. All right. So, tell me one thing. What do I need to do to get behind that fat ass of yours? &gt;&gt; You just need to pull that out.
[02:56] Bricks and bullies slap with a body mad hot shoot with a woody su gangsters. No me. some? &gt;&gt; No, you're intimidated. If I was a girl,
[03:08] I'd call the comfortable. &gt;&gt; I'm lowkey uncomfortable. Want to with &gt;&gt; I feel like I'm going to get cornered. &gt;&gt; That's what you do. street. &gt;&gt; That's what you do.
[03:21] NO, YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT. &gt;&gt; I DIDN'T realize I No, I I would never. No, no, NO. &gt;&gt; No, &gt;&gt; I wouldn't do that. I forgot we were
[03:34] role playing. [laughter] &gt;&gt; Oh, man. All right, fat play. Next question, please. &gt;&gt; Hey, make some noise, boys. &gt;&gt; All right, bet. All right, cool. How do you get an idiot to say how?
[03:50] &gt;&gt; I don't know. Tell me how. &gt;&gt; You just did it. &gt;&gt; What does a a mayo with a 2 in have for breakfast? &gt;&gt; Well, I had beans on toast this morning. &gt;&gt; WHAT THE [laughter]
[04:09] [laughter] THAT'S A LOT. That's a lot, man. That's not &gt;&gt; Does that count? &gt;&gt; I looked at you trying to hold it in. &gt;&gt; No, IT'S DONE. YOU ALREADY HAVE THE MONEY.
[04:23] &gt;&gt; GET OUT. If this doesn't If you don't make us laugh, then you take We take the &gt;&gt; Why? &gt;&gt; Why would he take this? &gt;&gt; He should get the money. &gt;&gt; God damn it. All right. Next person,
[04:38] &gt;&gt; Hi, guys. What's up, man? &gt;&gt; I've got a photo of you, Cass. I'm your &gt;&gt; Okay. &gt;&gt; And I want you to sign it. &gt;&gt; And I want you to sign it. [laughter]
[04:52] &gt;&gt; No, I don't think I want to sign that. &gt;&gt; But, uh, I've got like other ones, but you don't really &gt;&gt; I can't really say what the stains are. &gt;&gt; Is that just a picture of a big black dude with a
[05:04] &gt;&gt; No, I'm so You thought &gt;&gt; You printed that out. A big black man with a out would make us laugh. &gt;&gt; Yeah, I would. &gt;&gt; Nah, I can't I can't be doing that.
[05:18] &gt;&gt; All right. Thank you, man. Take care. &gt;&gt; He's like playing and the other ones had some like. Come on. [music] &gt;&gt; Uh, next person, please. If you're not subscribed, you could be missing [music]
[05:32] out on getting $1,000 because every month we give away $1,000 to one lucky [music] subscriber. &gt;&gt; Hello everyone. My name is Obie. Um Oh [music] today. &gt;&gt; Oh,
[05:47] &gt;&gt; First of all, explain what's going on down there. &gt;&gt; So, I made [music] you p yourself &gt;&gt; and then you decided to fold up the front of your shirt to show it. &gt;&gt; Yeah. just to make sure like you know
[06:00] &gt;&gt; Yeah. just to make sure like you know you guys can smell it but [laughter] &gt;&gt; nah nah this is abysmal woke up early give us give us something better than that one more off the dome
[06:15] &gt;&gt; what do you call a p what do you call a a seal that can write &gt;&gt; what &gt;&gt; a pencil &gt;&gt; that almost got got me cuz it was so bad almost got me
[06:30] &gt;&gt; A pen seal. So basically the joke is when you say pencil, you can also make &gt;&gt; Oh, I didn't even get &gt;&gt; it was like a double tandra. It's like a &gt;&gt; A pencil. [music] Pencil. Pencil. &gt;&gt; Oh,
[06:43] &gt;&gt; Bro, you're so far ahead of us. &gt;&gt; That tight ass bandana. Let's get &gt;&gt; That tight ass bandana. Let's get straight into the next one. &gt;&gt; Hey, man. &gt;&gt; I'm David Shaky. I'm a man of many
[06:57] guys. &gt;&gt; Okay. Yeah. &gt;&gt; You want this? &gt;&gt; You can have it. Your pen is this. Well, &gt;&gt; Okay, man. &gt;&gt; My pom pom clean.
[07:10] &gt;&gt; Did you assume my gender? &gt;&gt; A [groaning and screaming] &gt;&gt; JJ. You just assume my gender? &gt;&gt; I would like to know what your gender is. Actually,
[07:22] &gt;&gt; Of course. Good to you. &gt;&gt; Can I carry on? You want this? You can't have it, person. [laughter] &gt;&gt; Your pen is this, but I like it bigger.
[07:35] My pom pom clean. I flick it. Flick it. &gt;&gt; All right. Let's Let's &gt;&gt; Let's do this. &gt;&gt; Thank you. man. &gt;&gt; That was really close. I was so close. I
[07:50] you in the eyes and said, "You want this?" Yeah, that almost got me. I'm a these guys to come here? &gt;&gt; No, &gt;&gt; these they they are actually talentless. &gt;&gt; Oh, man. All right. Uh, next person.
[08:05] &gt;&gt; Can I have someone from the audience come up? He's all &gt;&gt; I am. &gt;&gt; What do you got in here, &gt;&gt; you guys? What is in Okay, so it seems to be a candle with boobs.
[08:20] &gt;&gt; Here, put this back. &gt;&gt; No, no, no. We're We're doing something. &gt;&gt; No, no, no. We're We're doing something. &gt;&gt; Okay. And then we &gt;&gt; No. &gt;&gt; And then And then this is the last
[08:34] &gt;&gt; No. No. It's mine. &gt;&gt; Wait. A keyboard. All right. &gt;&gt; That's Lacy. That's a real photo. &gt;&gt; That's me with &gt;&gt; Is this just supposed to be like &gt;&gt; No, I'm I'm not done.
[08:52] &gt;&gt; No. No. [snorts] Let's do no reaction. Drop it on my toe. &gt;&gt; No. Wait. Wait. &gt;&gt; Is that He's &gt;&gt; I'm smiling because of how [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] dumb
[09:04] this is. &gt;&gt; JJ, that's a lot. &gt;&gt; Yo, just drop the keyboard. &gt;&gt; That's a lot. Ah.
[09:23] &gt;&gt; I'm so disappointed in &gt;&gt; so you so dumb. &gt;&gt; Where the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] is Marlon, by the way? Where the is run here? Yo, what the &gt;&gt; I JUST WANTED YOU A &gt;&gt; I WANTED I WANTED MARON your money. How
[09:38] &gt;&gt; Every guy who's come up here has asked preferred Marlin. &gt;&gt; Yeah. [laughter] &gt;&gt; Wait, so it's $1,000 every time we laugh?
[09:52] &gt;&gt; No. &gt;&gt; LET'S BRING OUT THE NEXT GUY. &gt;&gt; it's jazz. &gt;&gt; This is so bad.
[10:06] to do? &gt;&gt; Oh yes. &gt;&gt; Is that a tomato? &gt;&gt; Why would I say yes? &gt;&gt; This is an impression of KSI kissing my
[10:19] neck, man. &gt;&gt; Nah, Steve, get him out. &gt;&gt; Yo, these people are &gt;&gt; Don't d him. &gt;&gt; He just he just stood on a stage in front of 30 grown men and moaned.
[10:34] &gt;&gt; Yeah. Next, please. &gt;&gt; Yeah, we need some people to really make going to be funny. Hey, why is he wearing two different shoes? Tams and I'm doing upstand comedy. I went to a blackowned business.
[10:49] &gt;&gt; And there was a blackowned business. &gt;&gt; You got to speak louder. &gt;&gt; Okay. &gt;&gt; And they were selling prime. &gt;&gt; Okay. &gt;&gt; I think I got scammed.
[11:07] &gt;&gt; I just didn't expect that, bro. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Okay. On God, I'm locking. I swear. You've laughed. IT'S JUST CUZ THIS IS SO [screaming] &gt;&gt; HE PULLED OUT A CRIME BOMB. THE joke was &gt;&gt; he went WE GET THE JOKE.
[11:21] &gt;&gt; Yeah. No, seriously. &gt;&gt; I'm not going to talk. &gt;&gt; Yo, what up, guys? Kind of looks like Ronin. How's everyone doing? Good. &gt;&gt; Good. How are you? &gt;&gt; You guys smell that?
[11:40] &gt;&gt; Yo, tough crowd, man. Babe, I'm seeing like a reverse Oreo right here. KSI, why like one more time? &gt;&gt; Okay. One more time. One more time. &gt;&gt; Yeah. I'll stay with you. &gt;&gt; Okay. Okay. Okay.
[11:54] &gt;&gt; Somebody smell like &gt;&gt; Oh, it hits every time. The joke is Truski did it with K. &gt;&gt; Okay. Ron, run. Your turn. &gt;&gt; Okay. Ron, run. Your turn. &gt;&gt; Somebody smell like
[12:08] &gt;&gt; No. No. I got one. You came here with one line thinking that was going to do &gt;&gt; I got more. I got more. &gt;&gt; You got one chance, one joke. Give me &gt;&gt; Why did the chicken sub to KSI? &gt;&gt; What?
[12:20] &gt;&gt; To become a side chick. &gt;&gt; Get out. &gt;&gt; Yeah, man. &gt;&gt; He wanted to become a side chick. Like side chick. &gt;&gt; Okay, next person, please.
[12:33] &gt;&gt; Are you chewing gum? &gt;&gt; Yeah. &gt;&gt; All right, man. &gt;&gt; What did the white guy say to the black &gt;&gt; Hello? &gt;&gt; What's up, man?
[12:48] &gt;&gt; Okay, another one. &gt;&gt; It's just so bad that it's like you want to laugh at him, man. It's like, &gt;&gt; all right, I got another one. &gt;&gt; Potato who? &gt;&gt; Potato chicken.
[13:02] &gt;&gt; Come on now. Yo, Steve, fling this guy out, man. &gt;&gt; There's got to be another funny one coming. Another hund. I'm calling right is going to be the one. This one's This is going to be the one,
[13:16] &gt;&gt; bro. He's got FIFA in his pocket, bro. &gt;&gt; How you doing, Ronnie? You good? &gt;&gt; You just say my government. &gt;&gt; Yeah, I know. It's pretty funny name. &gt;&gt; His full name is Ronny Net. &gt;&gt; And your full name is I got to Google
[13:28] bro. &gt;&gt; Okay. And yours is Ronny Net. You are so bro? &gt;&gt; Um, what did the one ocean say to the &gt;&gt; What did he say, man? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me try to guess this.
[13:43] &gt;&gt; Did he wave at him, &gt;&gt; Steve? &gt;&gt; Yeah, it's time to go, man. &gt;&gt; What was the FIFA in the pocket for? It's just this random thing that people do. Next question, please.
[13:58] &gt;&gt; I want a KSI. ugly enough. &gt;&gt; You look like some disabled fatty fat. &gt;&gt; No, you know what? It's okay. You're fat as &gt;&gt; Hey, guys. Lose weight. You lose 10 KG AND NOW YOU'RE SKINNY. You're calling me
[14:11] fat. You lost 10 kg. Relax. Uh, am I supposed to start making my jokes now? &gt;&gt; Yeah. Yeah. No, just go for it, bro. &gt;&gt; Like the intro. &gt;&gt; Oh [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Uh. &gt;&gt; Oh. Oh, you joking.
[14:23] &gt;&gt; Oh my god. He forgot his lines. &gt;&gt; Your jokes. Okay, so I got it. Yeah, I &gt;&gt; I got a joke. I got a joke. I got a joke. All right. Hit me. &gt;&gt; How is the stand? &gt;&gt; What do you call two coconuts that
[14:36] &gt;&gt; What? &gt;&gt; Dez and Troy. Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. Kissi. KSI. Destroy. &gt;&gt; LACY. DIGGLING. DESTROY. D. LACY. LACY. &gt;&gt; NAH. You fat. David Dober. [music] Get out.
[14:51] &gt;&gt; You're [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] UGLY. YOUR FOREHEAD'S BIGGER THAN MY BELLY. DAVID. this earlier. YOU DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS. You fading to HE'S LAUGHING. HE'S LAUGHING. HE'S LAUGHING. He's tweaking. Look, he's
[15:06] &gt;&gt; Why' you call him a fat &gt;&gt; T? &gt;&gt; Well done, bro. &gt;&gt; You're lying.
[15:21] &gt;&gt; I want TO PLAY. [screaming] &gt;&gt; WHY would you call HIM A FAT DAVID DO? NOTHING. HE SAID WAS FUNNY. It was what you said. you said. Next person, please.
[15:33] &gt;&gt; Yo, bro. What you saying, JJ? &gt;&gt; Hey, and they say my foreheads, man. off the bandana. Take off the bandana. Take it off. Take it off. Take it off.
[15:52] I love you. &gt;&gt; [laughter] DAMN. &gt;&gt; OH MY GOD. I never SEEN IT IN PERSON. person, &gt;&gt; bro.
[16:05] &gt;&gt; I can't say that's the magic. I'll call it light. Love &gt;&gt; Yo. Oh my. Wait. Hold on. &gt;&gt; The light reflecting off of me to take a &gt;&gt; Yo, look how the light reflects. &gt;&gt; God damn it.
[16:17] &gt;&gt; No one's been funny, bro. &gt;&gt; No. Next person, please. gonna get a chance to go up? &gt;&gt; I mean, you you can now if you want. &gt;&gt; Um, wait. We get $1,000 if we make &gt;&gt; Yeah, I'll give you $1,000. I mean,
[16:30] cook up. Just go up. Just go make just go. I'll come back. &gt;&gt; Just go up, bro. So, $1,000. $1,000. &gt;&gt; Okay. Good luck. &gt;&gt; Bring on the next person.
[16:46] you, bro. A horse walks into a bar. Okay. [laughter] Yeah, you get this one. Okay. [laughter] Yeah, you get this one. You know this one. Um,
[17:02] &gt;&gt; Yes. OH MY GOD. &gt;&gt; YO, CONGRATULATIONS. You won $1,000. &gt;&gt; God, I won $1,000. &gt;&gt; You won $1,000. Congratulations. &gt;&gt; Yeah, go for it. Go for it. &gt;&gt; All right. Yeah.
[17:15] the stage, &gt;&gt; he laughed instantly. So, I won the money. Okay. Nice. &gt;&gt; Let's bring in the next person. [laughter] He's so ugly.
[17:29] YES. &gt;&gt; YOU WON $1,000. Come on. &gt;&gt; All right. &gt;&gt; Should I try? &gt;&gt; Yeah, you try. Go, go, go, go. You got
[17:42] this. Let's bring in the next guest or whatever. Come on. &gt;&gt; No. Let me land. Let me land. &gt;&gt; 30. You are child.
[17:56] &gt;&gt; 30. You are child. &gt;&gt; No. He's ugly. &gt;&gt; Two, bro. &gt;&gt; No. 67. [screaming] &gt;&gt; GET THE OFF THE GROWN MAN. &gt;&gt; GET OUT. STEVE, GET HIM OUT. STEVE,
[18:09] &gt;&gt; GET OUT. STEVE, GET HIM OUT. STEVE, &gt;&gt; get him out. Steve. &gt;&gt; Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] man. Steve, get him out. Steve. Steve.
[18:22] didn't laugh. &gt;&gt; Next person, please. &gt;&gt; shut up. &gt;&gt; How old are you? &gt;&gt; What's up, forehead? &gt;&gt; Um, uh, what do you call an unseasoned
[18:37] &gt;&gt; An unseasoned mermaid? &gt;&gt; Yes. &gt;&gt; I don't know. &gt;&gt; Uh, crispy cream donuts. &gt;&gt; What do you What do you What do you call a a sad coffee?
[18:50] &gt;&gt; A sad coffee. What? &gt;&gt; Uh the depresso. &gt;&gt; No, my bad. My bad. &gt;&gt; Because this is ass. &gt;&gt; Yo, chill. I got magic trick. Relax. &gt;&gt; Oh, magic trick. Hold on. Magic is fun.
[19:05] &gt;&gt; Um, you want to go up? &gt;&gt; Yeah. &gt;&gt; Okay. Yeah. &gt;&gt; Any number between 1 and 100. &gt;&gt; Oh my god. Don't do it, bro. You're going to make me laugh.
[19:19] &gt;&gt; on? Rip the sheet off and then take it so that I so it's not like I don't like so that I so it's not like I don't like guess it.
[19:31] &gt;&gt; Oh man. Wow. That was the magic trick. You suck. &gt;&gt; 67. &gt;&gt; Oh my god. You almost got &gt;&gt; Oh my god. You almost got &gt;&gt; 67. 67. 67. All right.
[19:49] &gt;&gt; Whoa, whoa, whoa. &gt;&gt; What the was that defense mechanism? &gt;&gt; So, seeing your security get sexy assaults, it's funny. &gt;&gt; Wow. Let's bring in the next guest, man. &gt;&gt; Hello, guys.
[20:03] &gt;&gt; What the does that resemble? &gt;&gt; [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] You look Lang. Where's my Lang? &gt;&gt; Oh my god, bro. OH MY GOD. &gt;&gt; GOD. DO SOMETHING FUNNY. &gt;&gt; shut up. Okay, he &gt;&gt; I'm going to be Vickstar violating JJ's
[20:18] &gt;&gt; ready? &gt;&gt; I'm ready. &gt;&gt; I'm ready. &gt;&gt; I think it's going to fall off. His hairline's extinct. &gt;&gt; I think he expects us to giggle the
[20:31] &gt;&gt; Hairline's looking like it in Bourj Khalifa. Forehead down in ibita. Your barber is dying. Your forehead is lying. Just let that go.
[20:47] &gt;&gt; There's a little like onoff. &gt;&gt; I'm so sorry. &gt;&gt; Yo, well done.
[21:00] &gt;&gt; Why Steve brricked up? What the hell? &gt;&gt; Next person, please. &gt;&gt; Good luck, bro. &gt;&gt; Thank Thank you guys. Can we have a warm you so much for coming, guys. Welcome to the UK, guys. Thank you.
[21:13] your time in the UK so far? Have you enjoyed it? &gt;&gt; in the UK, we have this TV show called Doctor Who. Have you heard of Doctor &gt;&gt; No. It's basically like this kids TV show. It's quite nerdy. I feel like I'm
[21:27] Who. I I really love it, but I've decided to watch a new show on TV recently. It's called Doctor When. That's a new show about NHS waiting We've got a new underground train. It's called the Elizabeth line. Have you guys
[21:40] &gt;&gt; The Elizabeth line. I I think the Elizabeth Elizabeth line is the best five years, but it's named after the Queen, isn't it? &gt;&gt; Queen Elizabeth. Yeah. &gt;&gt; Yeah. Do you guys remember that dead?
[21:54] &gt;&gt; All right. Well, &gt;&gt; Thank you. &gt;&gt; Take care. show? &gt;&gt; Uh, next.
[22:07] &gt;&gt; Okay, I see you. Yo, this is the ugliest guy that's been on the stage all day. &gt;&gt; This is the ugliest dude that's been on THE STAGE. LOOK AT HIS TONGUE. LOOK AT &gt;&gt; He is so shocked. &gt;&gt; Hey,
[22:22] &gt;&gt; Hey, are you going to pun no &gt;&gt; Hey Stacey, who I'm going to get you a gun, think &gt;&gt; I don't think he has any hope.
[22:41] jokes? &gt;&gt; Yeah. Go on then. &gt;&gt; Well, the last time my dad played with me, I was swimming inside his balls. &gt;&gt; Oh, so basically, &gt;&gt; you going to explain this one?
[22:53] &gt;&gt; What does Winnie the Pooh call his grandmother? &gt;&gt; Honestly, let me think about this one. &gt;&gt; Punani. &gt;&gt; Punani. &gt;&gt; Yes. Yes.
[23:07] Africa? &gt;&gt; No, we're done, bro. You've won it. &gt;&gt; Thank you, man. Thank you. Thank you. &gt;&gt; God damn it. &gt;&gt; Next person, please. &gt;&gt; You think you're a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Oh, no.
[23:21] YOU'RE NOT EVEN THE FART. I be going hard. I'm breaking their hearts like [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] be thick, but I'm thicker. Come on, man. Anyway,
[23:33] who is that? &gt;&gt; It's cuz it's Ice Spice. I this world. &gt;&gt; Oh, you're Ice Spice. &gt;&gt; Killed that. I'm not going to lie. &gt;&gt; Thank you, bro. Thank you. Anyway, I
[23:45] have some jokes, human. How do you starve a black person? &gt;&gt; No racist. &gt;&gt; Put their food stamp cards under their &gt;&gt; Can you explain that one to me? &gt;&gt; I I I even I don't understand.
[23:59] Five white men on. &gt;&gt; You said it's not race. What do you call &gt;&gt; You said it's not race. What do you call &gt;&gt; the NBA? &gt;&gt; Can you get some what? &gt;&gt; Well, just buy some.
[24:18] &gt;&gt; My worst. [laughter] &gt;&gt; Yo. &gt;&gt; Um, I've got a joke for you. &gt;&gt; Oh, bad girl. &gt;&gt; Wait.
[24:31] not going to be funny. &gt;&gt; No, it will. It will. Trust me. What's farts and a straight person farts? &gt;&gt; Let me guess. A straight person farts &gt;&gt; Let me guess. A straight person farts like and a gay person farts like.
[24:46] &gt;&gt; Get it? Cuz &gt;&gt; I [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] told you. &gt;&gt; I told you it was GOING TO BE ASS. THESE ARE YOUR [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] people. Say I can laugh &gt;&gt; Why are you so [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] angry? &gt;&gt; Jesus Christ. I KNEW IT. I COULD TELL
[25:03] funny. &gt;&gt; No, bro. Chill, bro. The comments are &gt;&gt; next person, please. &gt;&gt; We need Lacy. Oh my god, it's the BEST &gt;&gt; NO. GET OUT. &gt;&gt; GET OUT.
[25:22] listen, listen. Listen, listen. Listen, listen. I shaved my eyebrows for an &gt;&gt; Go on. Go on. Go. &gt;&gt; I want to shave that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] &gt;&gt; I won though. Respect my bush. &gt;&gt; You didn't even have to do anything.
[25:37] &gt;&gt; Next person. &gt;&gt; No. No. No. No. No. off. Do not be. &gt;&gt; You know why I laugh, bro?
[25:51] &gt;&gt; You know why I laugh, bro? &gt;&gt; Listen. Honestly, I'm gymn. &gt;&gt; Yeah, I saw his titty before he came out. &gt;&gt; Are you dead ass? &gt;&gt; Yeah, you're sitting with the You're
[26:03] &gt;&gt; Go to the audience. &gt;&gt; Stand over there. &gt;&gt; No, no, no. You stay. You sit. &gt;&gt; No. No. Just stand, bro. This &gt;&gt; right here. &gt;&gt; No. Stand. Okay. Okay. Next.
[26:17] &gt;&gt; No. Stand. Okay. Okay. Next. Hello. Hello. Hello. &gt;&gt; Why do midgets laugh when they run? &gt;&gt; What? [laughter] Look at the grass tickle their boo.
[26:29] Oh my god. &gt;&gt; Thank you. Oh, are you laugh? Don't &gt;&gt; What do you call a rich Asian person? What do you call them?
[26:47] &gt;&gt; Hello. &gt;&gt; What do you call it when disabled people these jokes. WHAT DO THEY CALL AN ELASTIC?
[26:59] &gt;&gt; Oh my god. This guy's disabled. YOU KNOWAST stable. You don't look like my USB tier type-c cable.
[27:13] &gt;&gt; It doesn't make sense. That's why &gt;&gt; Oh, your head looks like Big Ben. &gt;&gt; When you stand next to Marlin, you look like the number 10. &gt;&gt; KSI. &gt;&gt; KSI. Your nostrils look like the
[27:28] Blackpool tunnel and your head looks obese. It looks like a shovel. &gt;&gt; They punch me under like men. Little girls.
[27:44] Steve. Steve. Sorry. Sorry. &gt;&gt; Um, can I Oh, I'm good. &gt;&gt; Yeah, I'd love to, bro. I won't. &gt;&gt; But if you laugh, &gt;&gt; What? &gt;&gt; Oh.
[27:56] &gt;&gt; But if if you laugh, you got to delete this video. [laughter] &gt;&gt; Stable. &gt;&gt; Stable.
[28:08] &gt;&gt; Come on. You have to belt, Ron. So, what do you want me to do? Tell me what you the stage. &gt;&gt; Just Just go around me. Somewhere that &gt;&gt; Steve's there to protect you. &gt;&gt; Steve, what do you call a bee that makes
[28:21] milk? &gt;&gt; BOOIES. &gt;&gt; OKAY. SO, &gt;&gt; I got that one. &gt;&gt; Yeah. It's cuz boobies. &gt;&gt; Why would Why am I caught up here?
[28:33] &gt;&gt; He whispered to me to give him money. &gt;&gt; He's lying. Okay. Come back. Don't lie. &gt;&gt; Don't lie. &gt;&gt; They're trying to scam you. Come back &gt;&gt; Come back down. [clears throat] &gt;&gt; Yeah.
[28:46] &gt;&gt; I know what No, I know what will make us laugh. Whip his ass. &gt;&gt; Oh, get bend over. &gt;&gt; N. It's got to be It's got to be louder, &gt;&gt; Louder. Louder. &gt;&gt; No, it's harder than that.
[29:02] &gt;&gt; No, it's harder than that. &gt;&gt; Hey. And again. And again. make me laugh? &gt;&gt; Bro, the hardest HIT YOU COULD DO. HARDER. COME ON. &gt;&gt; I would start laughing my ass off if you
[29:16] hard as you can, bro. &gt;&gt; Bro, it's got to be harder, BRO. &gt;&gt; KEEP GOING, BRO. &gt;&gt; HOW BADLY DO YOU WANT THIS?
[29:35] [screaming] WE bro. &gt;&gt; Oh, my battery.
[29:49] &gt;&gt; You [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] hurt. Jesus Christ. &gt;&gt; Oh my god. &gt;&gt; That was a crazy hit. That one hit. That one was bad. You have a mark after that. going to laugh for like 30. &gt;&gt; I was trying not to laugh at [laughter]
[30:02] you. He hit him that hard. I couldn't. &gt;&gt; Thank you for watching, Lacy and &gt;&gt; Hey, man. I don't know if anyone even made it to the end of this. &gt;&gt; I don't know, man. Shout out to the live audience.
[30:19] &gt;&gt; We'll see you all in a bit. Subscribe maybe. And face.