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title: 'Make Us Laugh, Win $1,000 (Ft. Lacy & Stable Ronaldo)'
source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=tD5yll-LPQc'
video_id: 'tD5yll-LPQc'
date: 2026-07-18
duration_sec: 1821
channel: 'KSI'
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# Make Us Laugh, Win $1,000 (Ft. Lacy & Stable Ronaldo)

> Source: [Make Us Laugh, Win $1,000 (Ft. Lacy & Stable Ronaldo)](https://youtube.com/watch?v=tD5yll-LPQc)

## Summary

This video features KSI, Lacy, and Stable Ronaldo hosting a 'Try Not to Laugh' challenge in front of a live audience. Contestants attempt to make the hosts laugh to win $1,000, with a mix of jokes, roasts, and absurd antics.

### Key Points

- **Challenge Introduction** [00:02] — KSI, Lacy, and Stable Ronaldo host a 'Try Not to Laugh' challenge with a live audience. Contestants try to make them laugh to win $1,000.
- **First Contestant Roasts Lacy** [00:36] — A contestant roasts Lacy about his weight and appearance, calling him a 'fat mess' and referencing his BMI. Lacy laughs, winning $1,000.
- **Two-Man Step Roleplay** [02:17] — A contestant attempts a 'two-man step' roleplay with Ronaldo, using crude pickup lines. The awkwardness makes KSI laugh, but the contestant is dismissed.
- **Joke: Mayo with a 2** [03:50] — A contestant tells a joke about a mayo with a 2, leading to a pun that makes KSI laugh. The contestant wins $1,000.
- **Photo Signing Gag** [04:38] — A contestant brings a photo of KSI with stains, asking for a signature. The joke fails to get laughs.
- **Pee Stain and Pencil Seal Joke** [05:47] — A contestant shows a pee stain on his shirt and tells a 'pencil seal' pun. The joke almost gets a laugh but fails.
- **Gender Assumption Roast** [06:57] — A contestant uses a gender assumption joke, leading to a roast about KSI's appearance. KSI laughs, winning $1,000.
- **Candle with Boobs and Keyboard Drop** [08:05] — A contestant brings a candle with boobs and drops a keyboard on his toe, causing laughter but no win.
- **Impressions and Moaning** [10:06] — A contestant does an impression of KSI kissing his neck, moaning on stage. The hosts are unimpressed.
- **Prime Scam Joke** [10:49] — A contestant jokes about buying Prime from a black-owned business and getting scammed. KSI laughs, winning $1,000.
- **Reverse Oreo and Smell Jokes** [11:40] — A contestant makes jokes about a 'reverse Oreo' and someone smelling, but fails to get laughs.
- **Side Chick Joke** [12:20] — A contestant tells a joke about a chicken subscribing to KSI to become a 'side chick'. The joke fails.
- **Potato Chicken Joke** [12:48] — A contestant tells a 'potato chicken' joke, which is poorly received.
- **FIFA in Pocket and Ocean Joke** [13:16] — A contestant claims to have FIFA in his pocket and tells an ocean joke. The joke fails.
- **Roast Exchange and Coconut Joke** [13:58] — A contestant roasts KSI about his weight and tells a 'Dez and Troy' coconut joke. KSI laughs, winning $1,000.
- **Forehead Reveal** [15:33] — A contestant removes his bandana to reveal a large forehead, causing laughter and winning $1,000.
- **Horse Walks into a Bar** [16:46] — A contestant tells a classic 'horse walks into a bar' joke, making KSI laugh instantly and win $1,000.
- **Ugly Roast and Number Guessing** [17:29] — A contestant roasts KSI's appearance and guesses the number 67, but fails to win.
- **Unseasoned Mermaid and Depresso Jokes** [18:37] — A contestant tells jokes about an unseasoned mermaid and a sad coffee ('depresso'), which fail.
- **Magic Trick Fail** [19:05] — A contestant attempts a magic trick with a number guess, but it fails to impress.
- **Vikstar Impression and Hairline Roast** [20:03] — A contestant does a Vikstar impression and roasts KSI's hairline, winning $1,000.
- **UK Jokes: Doctor When and Elizabeth Line** [21:13] — A contestant tells UK-themed jokes about 'Doctor When' and the Elizabeth line, but fails to get laughs.
- **Ugly Roast and Dad Joke** [22:07] — A contestant roasts KSI's appearance and tells a joke about swimming inside his dad's balls, winning $1,000.
- **Winnie the Pooh and Punani Joke** [22:53] — A contestant tells a joke about Winnie the Pooh's grandmother ('Punani'), winning $1,000.
- **Ice Spice Impression and Racist Jokes** [23:21] — A contestant does an Ice Spice impression and tells racist jokes about food stamps and the NBA, which are poorly received.
- **Fart Joke** [24:31] — A contestant tells a joke about the difference between straight and gay people's farts, which fails.
- **Shaved Eyebrows** [25:22] — A contestant reveals shaved eyebrows, but the joke fails.
- **Midget and Grass Joke** [26:17] — A contestant tells a joke about midgets laughing when they run because grass tickles their balls, winning $1,000.
- **Rich Asian and Disabled Jokes** [26:47] — A contestant tells offensive jokes about rich Asians and disabled people, which are poorly received.
- **USB Cable and Big Ben Roasts** [27:13] — A contestant roasts KSI's appearance with USB cable and Big Ben comparisons, winning $1,000.
- **Boobies Joke and Spanking** [28:08] — A contestant tells a 'boobies' joke and then spanks Ronaldo, causing laughter and winning $1,000.
- **Hard Spank and Conclusion** [29:49] — A contestant delivers a hard spank to Ronaldo, causing laughter. The video ends with thanks to the audience.

### Conclusion

The video is a comedic compilation of failed and successful attempts to make KSI, Lacy, and Stable Ronaldo laugh, with several contestants winning $1,000 through roasts, puns, and absurdity.

## Transcript

I'm joined by Ronaldo and Lacy from the courthouse. One by one, contestants will come out and [music] try to make us laugh. If they do, they win $1,000. &gt;&gt; And this is Try Not to Laugh IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE. [cheering]
&gt;&gt; I'm locked. &gt;&gt; No laughing. &gt;&gt; Not even a little giggle. &gt;&gt; Exactly. Love it. [music] Shall we
&gt;&gt; Hey, &gt;&gt; KSI Lacy. Stay with Ronaldo. Nice to doing a little roast wrap. &gt;&gt; Uh, so shout out W2S. Here we go. Lacy's Anique. You are a fat mess and your trims looking peak. Your hot tunnels
picked to try and pull girls, but you're still a fat massaging marked. &gt;&gt; Yeah, they kicked you from phase and bloody thankfully as it's jarring
watching you on YT and you're a helmet. Whenever you stream your BMI off the Whenever you stream your BMI off the scale, you ugly fatty.
Twitch, who the is watching that means only degenerate people are going to click it cuz everybody else knows it's going to going to be. I rate you though, Lacy. You've made bread, but the fact is you're fat and a donut eating.
BROTHER is &gt;&gt; I'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait. The fat lady will never be topped. And when you go down on Marlon, you're giving him. [laughter]
have a check for everyone. He was just on ME FOR A MINUTE STRAIGHT. &gt;&gt; CONGRATS, BRO. Enjoy your life. &gt;&gt; $1,000. &gt;&gt; He said, "My BMI's [music] off the charts, [laughter]
&gt;&gt; dude. It's not violated, bro. He made $1,000 off that." &gt;&gt; Let's get straight to the next one. &gt;&gt; His voice lines. &gt;&gt; Hey, what's up, man? &gt;&gt; Mike here. All right. My name is Ran.
I'm from London. I want to do a twoman step with Ron and Lacy. I want to show you what the UK ways are. A two-man step is like we're gonna go pull a gal. So, &gt;&gt; Yeah. &gt;&gt; I can I'll role play with you. Let's
&gt;&gt; Yeah, I'll be the girl. &gt;&gt; Yeah. Come. Let's do some [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] &gt;&gt; You're No, he's the girl, bro. You going to We're going to chat to him. down on you. &gt;&gt; Why not, man? Let's just Come.
&gt;&gt; Hey, how you doing? &gt;&gt; I'm good, baby. Don't talk to me like &gt;&gt; No, I'm joking. All right. So, tell me one thing. What do I need to do to get behind that fat ass of yours? &gt;&gt; You just need to pull that out.
Bricks and bullies slap with a body mad hot shoot with a woody su gangsters. No me. some? &gt;&gt; No, you're intimidated. If I was a girl,
I'd call the comfortable. &gt;&gt; I'm lowkey uncomfortable. Want to with &gt;&gt; I feel like I'm going to get cornered. &gt;&gt; That's what you do. street. &gt;&gt; That's what you do.
NO, YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT. &gt;&gt; I DIDN'T realize I No, I I would never. No, no, NO. &gt;&gt; No, &gt;&gt; I wouldn't do that. I forgot we were
role playing. [laughter] &gt;&gt; Oh, man. All right, fat play. Next question, please. &gt;&gt; Hey, make some noise, boys. &gt;&gt; All right, bet. All right, cool. How do you get an idiot to say how?
&gt;&gt; I don't know. Tell me how. &gt;&gt; You just did it. &gt;&gt; What does a a mayo with a 2 in have for breakfast? &gt;&gt; Well, I had beans on toast this morning. &gt;&gt; WHAT THE [laughter]
[laughter] THAT'S A LOT. That's a lot, man. That's not &gt;&gt; Does that count? &gt;&gt; I looked at you trying to hold it in. &gt;&gt; No, IT'S DONE. YOU ALREADY HAVE THE MONEY.
&gt;&gt; GET OUT. If this doesn't If you don't make us laugh, then you take We take the &gt;&gt; Why? &gt;&gt; Why would he take this? &gt;&gt; He should get the money. &gt;&gt; God damn it. All right. Next person,
&gt;&gt; Hi, guys. What's up, man? &gt;&gt; I've got a photo of you, Cass. I'm your &gt;&gt; Okay. &gt;&gt; And I want you to sign it. &gt;&gt; And I want you to sign it. [laughter]
&gt;&gt; No, I don't think I want to sign that. &gt;&gt; But, uh, I've got like other ones, but you don't really &gt;&gt; I can't really say what the stains are. &gt;&gt; Is that just a picture of a big black dude with a
&gt;&gt; No, I'm so You thought &gt;&gt; You printed that out. A big black man with a out would make us laugh. &gt;&gt; Yeah, I would. &gt;&gt; Nah, I can't I can't be doing that.
&gt;&gt; All right. Thank you, man. Take care. &gt;&gt; He's like playing and the other ones had some like. Come on. [music] &gt;&gt; Uh, next person, please. If you're not subscribed, you could be missing [music]
out on getting $1,000 because every month we give away $1,000 to one lucky [music] subscriber. &gt;&gt; Hello everyone. My name is Obie. Um Oh [music] today. &gt;&gt; Oh,
&gt;&gt; First of all, explain what's going on down there. &gt;&gt; So, I made [music] you p yourself &gt;&gt; and then you decided to fold up the front of your shirt to show it. &gt;&gt; Yeah. just to make sure like you know
&gt;&gt; Yeah. just to make sure like you know you guys can smell it but [laughter] &gt;&gt; nah nah this is abysmal woke up early give us give us something better than that one more off the dome
&gt;&gt; what do you call a p what do you call a a seal that can write &gt;&gt; what &gt;&gt; a pencil &gt;&gt; that almost got got me cuz it was so bad almost got me
&gt;&gt; A pen seal. So basically the joke is when you say pencil, you can also make &gt;&gt; Oh, I didn't even get &gt;&gt; it was like a double tandra. It's like a &gt;&gt; A pencil. [music] Pencil. Pencil. &gt;&gt; Oh,
&gt;&gt; Bro, you're so far ahead of us. &gt;&gt; That tight ass bandana. Let's get &gt;&gt; That tight ass bandana. Let's get straight into the next one. &gt;&gt; Hey, man. &gt;&gt; I'm David Shaky. I'm a man of many
guys. &gt;&gt; Okay. Yeah. &gt;&gt; You want this? &gt;&gt; You can have it. Your pen is this. Well, &gt;&gt; Okay, man. &gt;&gt; My pom pom clean.
&gt;&gt; Did you assume my gender? &gt;&gt; A [groaning and screaming] &gt;&gt; JJ. You just assume my gender? &gt;&gt; I would like to know what your gender is. Actually,
&gt;&gt; Of course. Good to you. &gt;&gt; Can I carry on? You want this? You can't have it, person. [laughter] &gt;&gt; Your pen is this, but I like it bigger.
My pom pom clean. I flick it. Flick it. &gt;&gt; All right. Let's Let's &gt;&gt; Let's do this. &gt;&gt; Thank you. man. &gt;&gt; That was really close. I was so close. I
you in the eyes and said, "You want this?" Yeah, that almost got me. I'm a these guys to come here? &gt;&gt; No, &gt;&gt; these they they are actually talentless. &gt;&gt; Oh, man. All right. Uh, next person.
&gt;&gt; Can I have someone from the audience come up? He's all &gt;&gt; I am. &gt;&gt; What do you got in here, &gt;&gt; you guys? What is in Okay, so it seems to be a candle with boobs.
&gt;&gt; Here, put this back. &gt;&gt; No, no, no. We're We're doing something. &gt;&gt; No, no, no. We're We're doing something. &gt;&gt; Okay. And then we &gt;&gt; No. &gt;&gt; And then And then this is the last
&gt;&gt; No. No. It's mine. &gt;&gt; Wait. A keyboard. All right. &gt;&gt; That's Lacy. That's a real photo. &gt;&gt; That's me with &gt;&gt; Is this just supposed to be like &gt;&gt; No, I'm I'm not done.
&gt;&gt; No. No. [snorts] Let's do no reaction. Drop it on my toe. &gt;&gt; No. Wait. Wait. &gt;&gt; Is that He's &gt;&gt; I'm smiling because of how [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] dumb
this is. &gt;&gt; JJ, that's a lot. &gt;&gt; Yo, just drop the keyboard. &gt;&gt; That's a lot. Ah.
&gt;&gt; I'm so disappointed in &gt;&gt; so you so dumb. &gt;&gt; Where the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] is Marlon, by the way? Where the is run here? Yo, what the &gt;&gt; I JUST WANTED YOU A &gt;&gt; I WANTED I WANTED MARON your money. How
&gt;&gt; Every guy who's come up here has asked preferred Marlin. &gt;&gt; Yeah. [laughter] &gt;&gt; Wait, so it's $1,000 every time we laugh?
&gt;&gt; No. &gt;&gt; LET'S BRING OUT THE NEXT GUY. &gt;&gt; it's jazz. &gt;&gt; This is so bad.
to do? &gt;&gt; Oh yes. &gt;&gt; Is that a tomato? &gt;&gt; Why would I say yes? &gt;&gt; This is an impression of KSI kissing my
neck, man. &gt;&gt; Nah, Steve, get him out. &gt;&gt; Yo, these people are &gt;&gt; Don't d him. &gt;&gt; He just he just stood on a stage in front of 30 grown men and moaned.
&gt;&gt; Yeah. Next, please. &gt;&gt; Yeah, we need some people to really make going to be funny. Hey, why is he wearing two different shoes? Tams and I'm doing upstand comedy. I went to a blackowned business.
&gt;&gt; And there was a blackowned business. &gt;&gt; You got to speak louder. &gt;&gt; Okay. &gt;&gt; And they were selling prime. &gt;&gt; Okay. &gt;&gt; I think I got scammed.
&gt;&gt; I just didn't expect that, bro. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Okay. On God, I'm locking. I swear. You've laughed. IT'S JUST CUZ THIS IS SO [screaming] &gt;&gt; HE PULLED OUT A CRIME BOMB. THE joke was &gt;&gt; he went WE GET THE JOKE.
&gt;&gt; Yeah. No, seriously. &gt;&gt; I'm not going to talk. &gt;&gt; Yo, what up, guys? Kind of looks like Ronin. How's everyone doing? Good. &gt;&gt; Good. How are you? &gt;&gt; You guys smell that?
&gt;&gt; Yo, tough crowd, man. Babe, I'm seeing like a reverse Oreo right here. KSI, why like one more time? &gt;&gt; Okay. One more time. One more time. &gt;&gt; Yeah. I'll stay with you. &gt;&gt; Okay. Okay. Okay.
&gt;&gt; Somebody smell like &gt;&gt; Oh, it hits every time. The joke is Truski did it with K. &gt;&gt; Okay. Ron, run. Your turn. &gt;&gt; Okay. Ron, run. Your turn. &gt;&gt; Somebody smell like
&gt;&gt; No. No. I got one. You came here with one line thinking that was going to do &gt;&gt; I got more. I got more. &gt;&gt; You got one chance, one joke. Give me &gt;&gt; Why did the chicken sub to KSI? &gt;&gt; What?
&gt;&gt; To become a side chick. &gt;&gt; Get out. &gt;&gt; Yeah, man. &gt;&gt; He wanted to become a side chick. Like side chick. &gt;&gt; Okay, next person, please.
&gt;&gt; Are you chewing gum? &gt;&gt; Yeah. &gt;&gt; All right, man. &gt;&gt; What did the white guy say to the black &gt;&gt; Hello? &gt;&gt; What's up, man?
&gt;&gt; Okay, another one. &gt;&gt; It's just so bad that it's like you want to laugh at him, man. It's like, &gt;&gt; all right, I got another one. &gt;&gt; Potato who? &gt;&gt; Potato chicken.
&gt;&gt; Come on now. Yo, Steve, fling this guy out, man. &gt;&gt; There's got to be another funny one coming. Another hund. I'm calling right is going to be the one. This one's This is going to be the one,
&gt;&gt; bro. He's got FIFA in his pocket, bro. &gt;&gt; How you doing, Ronnie? You good? &gt;&gt; You just say my government. &gt;&gt; Yeah, I know. It's pretty funny name. &gt;&gt; His full name is Ronny Net. &gt;&gt; And your full name is I got to Google
bro. &gt;&gt; Okay. And yours is Ronny Net. You are so bro? &gt;&gt; Um, what did the one ocean say to the &gt;&gt; What did he say, man? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me try to guess this.
&gt;&gt; Did he wave at him, &gt;&gt; Steve? &gt;&gt; Yeah, it's time to go, man. &gt;&gt; What was the FIFA in the pocket for? It's just this random thing that people do. Next question, please.
&gt;&gt; I want a KSI. ugly enough. &gt;&gt; You look like some disabled fatty fat. &gt;&gt; No, you know what? It's okay. You're fat as &gt;&gt; Hey, guys. Lose weight. You lose 10 KG AND NOW YOU'RE SKINNY. You're calling me
fat. You lost 10 kg. Relax. Uh, am I supposed to start making my jokes now? &gt;&gt; Yeah. Yeah. No, just go for it, bro. &gt;&gt; Like the intro. &gt;&gt; Oh [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Uh. &gt;&gt; Oh. Oh, you joking.
&gt;&gt; Oh my god. He forgot his lines. &gt;&gt; Your jokes. Okay, so I got it. Yeah, I &gt;&gt; I got a joke. I got a joke. I got a joke. All right. Hit me. &gt;&gt; How is the stand? &gt;&gt; What do you call two coconuts that
&gt;&gt; What? &gt;&gt; Dez and Troy. Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. Kissi. KSI. Destroy. &gt;&gt; LACY. DIGGLING. DESTROY. D. LACY. LACY. &gt;&gt; NAH. You fat. David Dober. [music] Get out.
&gt;&gt; You're [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] UGLY. YOUR FOREHEAD'S BIGGER THAN MY BELLY. DAVID. this earlier. YOU DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS. You fading to HE'S LAUGHING. HE'S LAUGHING. HE'S LAUGHING. He's tweaking. Look, he's
&gt;&gt; Why' you call him a fat &gt;&gt; T? &gt;&gt; Well done, bro. &gt;&gt; You're lying.
&gt;&gt; I want TO PLAY. [screaming] &gt;&gt; WHY would you call HIM A FAT DAVID DO? NOTHING. HE SAID WAS FUNNY. It was what you said. you said. Next person, please.
&gt;&gt; Yo, bro. What you saying, JJ? &gt;&gt; Hey, and they say my foreheads, man. off the bandana. Take off the bandana. Take it off. Take it off. Take it off.
I love you. &gt;&gt; [laughter] DAMN. &gt;&gt; OH MY GOD. I never SEEN IT IN PERSON. person, &gt;&gt; bro.
&gt;&gt; I can't say that's the magic. I'll call it light. Love &gt;&gt; Yo. Oh my. Wait. Hold on. &gt;&gt; The light reflecting off of me to take a &gt;&gt; Yo, look how the light reflects. &gt;&gt; God damn it.
&gt;&gt; No one's been funny, bro. &gt;&gt; No. Next person, please. gonna get a chance to go up? &gt;&gt; I mean, you you can now if you want. &gt;&gt; Um, wait. We get $1,000 if we make &gt;&gt; Yeah, I'll give you $1,000. I mean,
cook up. Just go up. Just go make just go. I'll come back. &gt;&gt; Just go up, bro. So, $1,000. $1,000. &gt;&gt; Okay. Good luck. &gt;&gt; Bring on the next person.
you, bro. A horse walks into a bar. Okay. [laughter] Yeah, you get this one. Okay. [laughter] Yeah, you get this one. You know this one. Um,
&gt;&gt; Yes. OH MY GOD. &gt;&gt; YO, CONGRATULATIONS. You won $1,000. &gt;&gt; God, I won $1,000. &gt;&gt; You won $1,000. Congratulations. &gt;&gt; Yeah, go for it. Go for it. &gt;&gt; All right. Yeah.
the stage, &gt;&gt; he laughed instantly. So, I won the money. Okay. Nice. &gt;&gt; Let's bring in the next person. [laughter] He's so ugly.
YES. &gt;&gt; YOU WON $1,000. Come on. &gt;&gt; All right. &gt;&gt; Should I try? &gt;&gt; Yeah, you try. Go, go, go, go. You got
this. Let's bring in the next guest or whatever. Come on. &gt;&gt; No. Let me land. Let me land. &gt;&gt; 30. You are child.
&gt;&gt; 30. You are child. &gt;&gt; No. He's ugly. &gt;&gt; Two, bro. &gt;&gt; No. 67. [screaming] &gt;&gt; GET THE OFF THE GROWN MAN. &gt;&gt; GET OUT. STEVE, GET HIM OUT. STEVE,
&gt;&gt; GET OUT. STEVE, GET HIM OUT. STEVE, &gt;&gt; get him out. Steve. &gt;&gt; Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] man. Steve, get him out. Steve. Steve.
didn't laugh. &gt;&gt; Next person, please. &gt;&gt; shut up. &gt;&gt; How old are you? &gt;&gt; What's up, forehead? &gt;&gt; Um, uh, what do you call an unseasoned
&gt;&gt; An unseasoned mermaid? &gt;&gt; Yes. &gt;&gt; I don't know. &gt;&gt; Uh, crispy cream donuts. &gt;&gt; What do you What do you What do you call a a sad coffee?
&gt;&gt; A sad coffee. What? &gt;&gt; Uh the depresso. &gt;&gt; No, my bad. My bad. &gt;&gt; Because this is ass. &gt;&gt; Yo, chill. I got magic trick. Relax. &gt;&gt; Oh, magic trick. Hold on. Magic is fun.
&gt;&gt; Um, you want to go up? &gt;&gt; Yeah. &gt;&gt; Okay. Yeah. &gt;&gt; Any number between 1 and 100. &gt;&gt; Oh my god. Don't do it, bro. You're going to make me laugh.
&gt;&gt; on? Rip the sheet off and then take it so that I so it's not like I don't like so that I so it's not like I don't like guess it.
&gt;&gt; Oh man. Wow. That was the magic trick. You suck. &gt;&gt; 67. &gt;&gt; Oh my god. You almost got &gt;&gt; Oh my god. You almost got &gt;&gt; 67. 67. 67. All right.
&gt;&gt; Whoa, whoa, whoa. &gt;&gt; What the was that defense mechanism? &gt;&gt; So, seeing your security get sexy assaults, it's funny. &gt;&gt; Wow. Let's bring in the next guest, man. &gt;&gt; Hello, guys.
&gt;&gt; What the does that resemble? &gt;&gt; [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] You look Lang. Where's my Lang? &gt;&gt; Oh my god, bro. OH MY GOD. &gt;&gt; GOD. DO SOMETHING FUNNY. &gt;&gt; shut up. Okay, he &gt;&gt; I'm going to be Vickstar violating JJ's
&gt;&gt; ready? &gt;&gt; I'm ready. &gt;&gt; I'm ready. &gt;&gt; I think it's going to fall off. His hairline's extinct. &gt;&gt; I think he expects us to giggle the
&gt;&gt; Hairline's looking like it in Bourj Khalifa. Forehead down in ibita. Your barber is dying. Your forehead is lying. Just let that go.
&gt;&gt; There's a little like onoff. &gt;&gt; I'm so sorry. &gt;&gt; Yo, well done.
&gt;&gt; Why Steve brricked up? What the hell? &gt;&gt; Next person, please. &gt;&gt; Good luck, bro. &gt;&gt; Thank Thank you guys. Can we have a warm you so much for coming, guys. Welcome to the UK, guys. Thank you.
your time in the UK so far? Have you enjoyed it? &gt;&gt; in the UK, we have this TV show called Doctor Who. Have you heard of Doctor &gt;&gt; No. It's basically like this kids TV show. It's quite nerdy. I feel like I'm
Who. I I really love it, but I've decided to watch a new show on TV recently. It's called Doctor When. That's a new show about NHS waiting We've got a new underground train. It's called the Elizabeth line. Have you guys
&gt;&gt; The Elizabeth line. I I think the Elizabeth Elizabeth line is the best five years, but it's named after the Queen, isn't it? &gt;&gt; Queen Elizabeth. Yeah. &gt;&gt; Yeah. Do you guys remember that dead?
&gt;&gt; All right. Well, &gt;&gt; Thank you. &gt;&gt; Take care. show? &gt;&gt; Uh, next.
&gt;&gt; Okay, I see you. Yo, this is the ugliest guy that's been on the stage all day. &gt;&gt; This is the ugliest dude that's been on THE STAGE. LOOK AT HIS TONGUE. LOOK AT &gt;&gt; He is so shocked. &gt;&gt; Hey,
&gt;&gt; Hey, are you going to pun no &gt;&gt; Hey Stacey, who I'm going to get you a gun, think &gt;&gt; I don't think he has any hope.
jokes? &gt;&gt; Yeah. Go on then. &gt;&gt; Well, the last time my dad played with me, I was swimming inside his balls. &gt;&gt; Oh, so basically, &gt;&gt; you going to explain this one?
&gt;&gt; What does Winnie the Pooh call his grandmother? &gt;&gt; Honestly, let me think about this one. &gt;&gt; Punani. &gt;&gt; Punani. &gt;&gt; Yes. Yes.
Africa? &gt;&gt; No, we're done, bro. You've won it. &gt;&gt; Thank you, man. Thank you. Thank you. &gt;&gt; God damn it. &gt;&gt; Next person, please. &gt;&gt; You think you're a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Oh, no.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN THE FART. I be going hard. I'm breaking their hearts like [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] be thick, but I'm thicker. Come on, man. Anyway,
who is that? &gt;&gt; It's cuz it's Ice Spice. I this world. &gt;&gt; Oh, you're Ice Spice. &gt;&gt; Killed that. I'm not going to lie. &gt;&gt; Thank you, bro. Thank you. Anyway, I
have some jokes, human. How do you starve a black person? &gt;&gt; No racist. &gt;&gt; Put their food stamp cards under their &gt;&gt; Can you explain that one to me? &gt;&gt; I I I even I don't understand.
Five white men on. &gt;&gt; You said it's not race. What do you call &gt;&gt; You said it's not race. What do you call &gt;&gt; the NBA? &gt;&gt; Can you get some what? &gt;&gt; Well, just buy some.
&gt;&gt; My worst. [laughter] &gt;&gt; Yo. &gt;&gt; Um, I've got a joke for you. &gt;&gt; Oh, bad girl. &gt;&gt; Wait.
not going to be funny. &gt;&gt; No, it will. It will. Trust me. What's farts and a straight person farts? &gt;&gt; Let me guess. A straight person farts &gt;&gt; Let me guess. A straight person farts like and a gay person farts like.
&gt;&gt; Get it? Cuz &gt;&gt; I [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] told you. &gt;&gt; I told you it was GOING TO BE ASS. THESE ARE YOUR [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] people. Say I can laugh &gt;&gt; Why are you so [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] angry? &gt;&gt; Jesus Christ. I KNEW IT. I COULD TELL
funny. &gt;&gt; No, bro. Chill, bro. The comments are &gt;&gt; next person, please. &gt;&gt; We need Lacy. Oh my god, it's the BEST &gt;&gt; NO. GET OUT. &gt;&gt; GET OUT.
listen, listen. Listen, listen. Listen, listen. I shaved my eyebrows for an &gt;&gt; Go on. Go on. Go. &gt;&gt; I want to shave that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] &gt;&gt; I won though. Respect my bush. &gt;&gt; You didn't even have to do anything.
&gt;&gt; Next person. &gt;&gt; No. No. No. No. No. off. Do not be. &gt;&gt; You know why I laugh, bro?
&gt;&gt; You know why I laugh, bro? &gt;&gt; Listen. Honestly, I'm gymn. &gt;&gt; Yeah, I saw his titty before he came out. &gt;&gt; Are you dead ass? &gt;&gt; Yeah, you're sitting with the You're
&gt;&gt; Go to the audience. &gt;&gt; Stand over there. &gt;&gt; No, no, no. You stay. You sit. &gt;&gt; No. No. Just stand, bro. This &gt;&gt; right here. &gt;&gt; No. Stand. Okay. Okay. Next.
&gt;&gt; No. Stand. Okay. Okay. Next. Hello. Hello. Hello. &gt;&gt; Why do midgets laugh when they run? &gt;&gt; What? [laughter] Look at the grass tickle their boo.
Oh my god. &gt;&gt; Thank you. Oh, are you laugh? Don't &gt;&gt; What do you call a rich Asian person? What do you call them?
&gt;&gt; Hello. &gt;&gt; What do you call it when disabled people these jokes. WHAT DO THEY CALL AN ELASTIC?
&gt;&gt; Oh my god. This guy's disabled. YOU KNOWAST stable. You don't look like my USB tier type-c cable.
&gt;&gt; It doesn't make sense. That's why &gt;&gt; Oh, your head looks like Big Ben. &gt;&gt; When you stand next to Marlin, you look like the number 10. &gt;&gt; KSI. &gt;&gt; KSI. Your nostrils look like the
Blackpool tunnel and your head looks obese. It looks like a shovel. &gt;&gt; They punch me under like men. Little girls.
Steve. Steve. Sorry. Sorry. &gt;&gt; Um, can I Oh, I'm good. &gt;&gt; Yeah, I'd love to, bro. I won't. &gt;&gt; But if you laugh, &gt;&gt; What? &gt;&gt; Oh.
&gt;&gt; But if if you laugh, you got to delete this video. [laughter] &gt;&gt; Stable. &gt;&gt; Stable.
&gt;&gt; Come on. You have to belt, Ron. So, what do you want me to do? Tell me what you the stage. &gt;&gt; Just Just go around me. Somewhere that &gt;&gt; Steve's there to protect you. &gt;&gt; Steve, what do you call a bee that makes
milk? &gt;&gt; BOOIES. &gt;&gt; OKAY. SO, &gt;&gt; I got that one. &gt;&gt; Yeah. It's cuz boobies. &gt;&gt; Why would Why am I caught up here?
&gt;&gt; He whispered to me to give him money. &gt;&gt; He's lying. Okay. Come back. Don't lie. &gt;&gt; Don't lie. &gt;&gt; They're trying to scam you. Come back &gt;&gt; Come back down. [clears throat] &gt;&gt; Yeah.
&gt;&gt; I know what No, I know what will make us laugh. Whip his ass. &gt;&gt; Oh, get bend over. &gt;&gt; N. It's got to be It's got to be louder, &gt;&gt; Louder. Louder. &gt;&gt; No, it's harder than that.
&gt;&gt; No, it's harder than that. &gt;&gt; Hey. And again. And again. make me laugh? &gt;&gt; Bro, the hardest HIT YOU COULD DO. HARDER. COME ON. &gt;&gt; I would start laughing my ass off if you
hard as you can, bro. &gt;&gt; Bro, it's got to be harder, BRO. &gt;&gt; KEEP GOING, BRO. &gt;&gt; HOW BADLY DO YOU WANT THIS?
[screaming] WE bro. &gt;&gt; Oh, my battery.
&gt;&gt; You [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] hurt. Jesus Christ. &gt;&gt; Oh my god. &gt;&gt; That was a crazy hit. That one hit. That one was bad. You have a mark after that. going to laugh for like 30. &gt;&gt; I was trying not to laugh at [laughter]
you. He hit him that hard. I couldn't. &gt;&gt; Thank you for watching, Lacy and &gt;&gt; Hey, man. I don't know if anyone even made it to the end of this. &gt;&gt; I don't know, man. Shout out to the live audience.
&gt;&gt; We'll see you all in a bit. Subscribe maybe. And face.
