[0:00] You know, I think we can all agree a lot
[0:02] of horror movies just aren't that scary.
[0:04] But lying beneath all this mediocre, not
[0:08] scary stuff are gems. Horror movies that
[0:10] are so good, so captivating, so scary
[0:14] that you might just start
[0:15] >> pissing your pants.
[0:16] >> So that's what we'll be doing today.
[0:17] It's been about 42 years since I did the
[0:19] last one, but today I'll be going over
[0:21] some more horror movies that I actually
[0:23] find scary. Yes, me, I, Derek. Horror
[0:26] movies that I find scary. Had to make
[0:28] that clear. And in the end, I'll go over
[0:30] one of the scariest movies I've ever
[0:32] seen. All right, let's run it.
[0:39] First time I heard about this movie, one
[0:41] of my friends suggested we go watch it
[0:42] one night for fun. You know, spur the
[0:44] moment type of thing. Watch it in
[0:45] theaters for that real scary experience.
[0:48] Uh, he ended up ditching me and go with
[0:49] a girl instead. So, I watched it on
[0:51] streaming. But it was still pretty
[0:52] scary. I'm going just assume you ain't
[0:54] never seen it. So, if you ain't know, in
[0:55] the Black Phone, we follow this kid
[0:57] named Finny Blake. American kid from the
[0:59] suburbs in 1978. And while he may live
[1:02] in the suburbs and look like the average
[1:03] American around this time, let me tell
[1:05] you, this kid Finny, this kid is not
[1:07] living the American dream. First off, he
[1:09] gets bullied at school, which you know
[1:11] already sucks. Getting bullied, that
[1:13] sucks. But this is 70s bullying, too.
[1:15] Not 2000's getting called the hard R on
[1:17] the game. Nah, this is put your head in
[1:19] the freaking toilet bowl and beat you up
[1:21] for the dumbest reason type of bully. I
[1:22] don't like your glasses. Four eyes. Like
[1:25] what? What? Y'all was beating up people
[1:27] for being visually impaired. And then
[1:29] speaking of beat, Finn's father not the
[1:32] best either. Like I thought Hispanic
[1:34] moms were bad, but this man be raising a
[1:35] belt off any little thing. Like his
[1:37] temper could have been a horror movie on
[1:38] its own. Like Finny will be munching on
[1:40] his cereal, minding his business. You
[1:42] think you could slurp that any louder?
[1:43] Like damn, bro. You got some superhero
[1:45] or something? It's the ' 70s. Let him
[1:47] enjoy his crunch logs in peace. Mind
[1:49] you, this is all only like 12 minutes
[1:51] into the movie. And I already felt bad
[1:52] for the kid. Dad beats you. Born in the
[1:55] 70s, this dude's life is terrible. But
[1:57] to top it all off, just when you thought
[1:59] it couldn't get any worse for the kid,
[2:00] one day while he's walking home from
[2:02] school, Finny gets kidnapped. And this
[2:04] is where the horror really starts. Cuz
[2:06] the dude who kidnapped Finny is one of
[2:08] the strangest, one of the most just
[2:11] unsettling killers I've seen on screen.
[2:13] The Grabber, which um not the best name.
[2:16] I'm not going to lie to you. The
[2:17] Grabber. That that can mean a lot of
[2:19] things, bro. But in this case, it's cuz
[2:21] he be grabbing up kids from the street
[2:23] and murking them. That's right. And to
[2:25] me, this guy is by far the scariest part
[2:27] of the movie. Like for some horror
[2:29] movies, it's the atmosphere or the jump
[2:30] scares, but in the Black Phone, it's
[2:32] this guy. Cuz yeah, we've seen all types
[2:34] of killers in these movies before, but
[2:37] the feeling I got when this dude was on
[2:39] my screen was just
[2:41] cuz you know, he likes to do these weird
[2:43] psychological torture games to the kids
[2:45] he kidnaps. Like like first he'll start
[2:47] acting like he's a nice guy doing this
[2:49] weird Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka voice
[2:52] that he does.
[2:53] >> Hurt you? I'm not going to hurt you. Now
[2:55] why would I do you want some soda? Let
[2:58] me get you some soda.
[2:59] >> I'm not even joking. That's actually how
[3:00] he sounds to me. Then he'll do these
[3:02] things to test the kids like leave the
[3:04] basement door open. But if he catches
[3:06] you trying to sneak out of it, he'll
[3:08] beat you. Yeah. And according to him for
[3:10] being a naughty boy, whatever that be.
[3:13] And that's really his whole goal while
[3:14] you trapped in his basement. This dude
[3:16] is just itching for you to be naughty.
[3:18] But the scariest thing about this dude
[3:20] to me is he's a smart killer. I noticed
[3:22] this while I was watching. As the movie
[3:24] goes on and Finny gets more advice from
[3:25] the dude's victims through the black
[3:27] phone, the movie eventually shows us how
[3:29] many victims the grabber has. Five. And
[3:32] there's this one specific scene in the
[3:34] movie that shows all of them lined up.
[3:35] And that scene not only confirmed how
[3:37] smart this dude is to me, but it also
[3:39] added a whole new layer of fear. Cuz
[3:42] tell me why I'm looking at who he
[3:44] killed, right? And I noticed this dude
[3:47] started killing minorities. And I ain't
[3:49] saying it's okay when it was white kids.
[3:50] No, no, I'm not saying that. But you got
[3:52] to put it in perspective. This is the '
[3:54] 70s. You tell the cops back then a
[3:56] Mexican kid is missing, they just going
[3:57] to be like, "Well, he probably went
[4:00] home." They might as well be gone with
[4:01] the win in the 70s cuz the NBC ain't
[4:03] covering them. And I don't know about
[4:05] y'all, but to me that that's much scary.
[4:07] A lot scarier. That means this dude was
[4:09] smart enough to switch up his game plan
[4:11] to avoid getting caught. He was probably
[4:12] sitting in his room like, "All right,
[4:14] next mouth. I'll do white, white, black,
[4:16] white. Is that too much white?"
[4:18] >> That junk is scary, y'all. I'm telling
[4:20] y'all, if it wasn't for him getting
[4:21] greedy and going after Finny, which led
[4:23] to his demise, a lame one at that. Like,
[4:25] how you going to get pieced up by a
[4:27] pre-teen, bro? I'm telling you, this
[4:28] dude would have never gotten caught. He
[4:30] was playing meta,
[4:34] but I had the black phone first for a
[4:36] reason. It's not even close to the
[4:38] scariest horror movie I've watched. A
[4:39] movie that's a bit closer, though, is
[4:41] Orphan. Like Black Phone scares me cuz I
[4:43] imagine being a kid and running into
[4:45] that dude. But even as an adult, this
[4:47] one this one freaks me out. This movie
[4:49] is so good. I don't even want to hint at
[4:51] what it's about yet. I mean, obviously
[4:53] an orphan, but you know what I mean. So,
[4:55] in Orphan, we follow this married
[4:56] couple, Kate and John. And even though
[4:58] these two definitely got it better than
[4:59] Finny over there, I mean, look at their
[5:01] crib. Life ain't perfect and stuff ain't
[5:03] always sweet, especially in marriage.
[5:05] And trust me, I would know. I've had
[5:07] like three divorces on Sims. But in K
[5:09] and John's case, it's not divorce. is
[5:11] that they lost their baby. And this loss
[5:14] clearly flung Kate into a depression.
[5:16] She took up the bottle, started seeing a
[5:18] therapist. This was some sad stuff. And
[5:21] then John, not so much. I'm not going to
[5:24] say he wasn't sad, but I couldn't see
[5:25] it. All I saw him trying to do was get
[5:27] one in with Kate. But hey, I ain't
[5:28] judging. Some of the happiest dudes you
[5:30] be seeing be the saddest. So maybe
[5:31] that's how he copes. So to finally deal
[5:33] with the sadness, Kate and John decide
[5:35] they want to give that love they would
[5:37] have gave their daughter to another kid
[5:39] cuz they're just sweet like that. So,
[5:40] they go to the orphanage, which I never
[5:42] understood how these things work, like
[5:44] parent-wise. Do you just come in and
[5:46] pick the one that looks most like you?
[5:47] Like, oh, look at this one, honey. This
[5:48] one has your eyes sort of. Or can you
[5:51] just adopt any kid even if they're
[5:53] nothing like you? Because if that's the
[5:55] case, I know exactly what I'm doing. I'm
[5:57] going just line up all the kids and tell
[5:58] them to race. Max is the one coming home
[6:00] with me. You might take it out, buddy.
[6:02] And Kate and John must have been
[6:03] thinking the same thing I was, cuz out
[6:05] of all the kids they could have picked
[6:06] from the orphanage, they chose the most
[6:08] gifted one. a little girl by the name
[6:10] Esther. And you've seen the title. You
[6:12] don't got to play dumb. There is
[6:14] something wrong with this little girl.
[6:16] And before you say, no, it's not the
[6:18] fact that she dresses weird. Come on,
[6:19] y'all. She's just Russian. It's worse
[6:21] than that. Far worse. Which is crazy cuz
[6:23] at first when you're watching it, Esther
[6:25] looks like the best daughter in the
[6:26] world. She's polite. She's smart. She
[6:29] learns ASL to talk with her or not talk
[6:31] with her her new deaf sister. She's
[6:33] great. I mean, it's it's no Project
[6:34] Lebron, but this is still amazing stuff.
[6:37] almost too amazing cuz the longer these
[6:40] two live with this little girl, the more
[6:42] cracks they start to see in this little
[6:44] perfect daughter image. Like first thing
[6:46] we see is that she has a bit of a temper
[6:48] problem. This girl from school tried
[6:50] touching like the little ribbons around
[6:51] her neck and she JUST FLIPPED OUT.
[6:54] Like all right, maybe maybe that's a
[6:57] Russian thing, too. And then there's the
[6:58] scene where she walks in on Kate and
[7:00] John coping with their loss if you get
[7:02] what I'm saying. And instead of being
[7:04] traumatized like a normal kid, she just
[7:06] stares. What kind of? And that's not
[7:08] even the weirdest part about that one
[7:09] cuz after Kate saw that Esther saw them,
[7:11] you know, she feels the need to give
[7:13] Esther the the birds and the bees talk.
[7:15] So she pulls up on her Esther when two
[7:18] people love each other very much. You
[7:20] know, they they want to show they
[7:23] Yeah, I know. I know. They be She was
[7:25] not expecting that. And then the thing
[7:27] she did that just really took it over
[7:29] the top for me with this girl was that
[7:30] after Kay and John's son accidentally
[7:32] shot a pigeon while he was playing with
[7:33] a paintball gun and I'm saying
[7:34] accidentally very loosely here because
[7:36] the dude literally aimed his sights in
[7:38] and shot. Then he want to be talking
[7:39] about some I didn't mean to. I didn't
[7:41] mean to. Shut up. Esther pulls up on him
[7:43] and tells him he needs to take some
[7:45] accountability which is facts. That's
[7:47] facts. By putting the bird out its
[7:50] misery.
[7:52] Oh my goodness. That's cold. But you are
[7:54] 9 years old. What are you talking about?
[7:56] And the kid Daniel obviously couldn't do
[7:58] it. Telling me to kill a pigeon. What
[8:00] are you talking about? But guess what?
[8:02] Esther does it. No hesitation or
[8:04] nothing. Just bop. There is something
[8:06] wrong with this little girl. And Kay
[8:08] eventually realized something is up,
[8:10] too. So, she starts doing some digging.
[8:11] Calls the orphanage to find out what's
[8:13] wrong. And see, if I was the parent, I'm
[8:15] calling too, but I would have just said,
[8:17] "Forget figuring out what's wrong." I
[8:19] would have just called up,
[8:19] >> "Hello." Yeah. So, mine just killed a
[8:22] pigeon. Uh yeah, y'all do refunds or
[8:24] >> and Kate doing all this investigating
[8:26] actually made things worse. This is when
[8:28] things get scary. Cuz if you thought
[8:30] Esther's antics were bad before, you
[8:32] don't even know cuz remember I told
[8:34] y'all Esther is a smart girl. Very
[8:36] smart. So when she gets wind of Kate's
[8:38] plan to find out who or what she is from
[8:41] Sister Abigail, she decides to handle it
[8:43] in a very calm and tactful way.
[8:47] Nah, I'm just kidding. She kills her.
[8:49] Yeah, even with all them cracks from
[8:51] earlier, I did not think this 9-year-old
[8:53] was capable of murdering anyone, much
[8:55] less a nun. That's like double evil. And
[8:58] it doesn't even end there, cuz after
[8:59] that, she only continues to do evil
[9:01] stuff. She destroys the memorial cape
[9:03] made for the daughter they lost out of
[9:05] spite. She burns down the family
[9:06] treehouse to dispose of all the
[9:08] evidence. And this last thing she did
[9:10] had me genuinely scared. Y'all remember
[9:13] Kay and John's son, right, Daniel? But
[9:15] before Esther burned down the treehouse,
[9:17] Daniel saw her hide the evidence in the
[9:19] treehouse. But Esther saw that. So she
[9:22] pulls up in his sleep and tells him if
[9:23] he says what he saw to anyone, she going
[9:26] to pull up on him again and cut off
[9:31] his hairless balls. His balls. I don't
[9:35] care what no one says. Freddy, Jason,
[9:37] and Michael ain't never said something
[9:38] that scary to no one before. I was
[9:40] around this kid's age when I first seen
[9:42] this movie. So that threat felt like it
[9:43] was at me at me sitting there clutching
[9:45] my nuts in fear. There is something
[9:47] wrong with this girl. And the worst part
[9:49] is no one can prove anything cuz she's
[9:51] nine. The cops won't believe that. Tell
[9:54] them she murdered someone and burned
[9:55] down a treehouse, they just going to be
[9:56] like, why? Which is a good question. Why
[9:59] is she doing this? Is she possessed? Is
[10:02] she a demon? Is she a skinw walker? Why
[10:04] is this little girl so evil? Well, at
[10:06] the end of the movie, that's when it all
[10:08] makes sense. So, after this girl, Kate
[10:10] gets sedated for for pretty much pimp
[10:12] slapping Esther. At this point, let's
[10:14] not act like she don't deserve it,
[10:15] y'all. We know she deserved it. John
[10:17] goes home with Esther and Max and leaves
[10:18] Kate alone at the hospital. And while
[10:20] she's there, she gets a call from the
[10:22] previous orphanage Esther belonged to.
[10:24] Or should I say what she thought was the
[10:26] orphanage cuz she finds out Esther's
[10:28] last spot wasn't an orphanage. It was a
[10:31] psych ward. Yeah, this little girl is
[10:33] crazy. Which makes sense. You got to
[10:36] have at least a few screws loose to
[10:37] throw to cut off someone's ball. But
[10:38] that's not even the full explanation cuz
[10:40] this Russian dude tells Kate on top of
[10:42] being crazy, Esther has been keeping
[10:44] something else under wraps. Last chance
[10:46] to leave, y'all. Last chance. This
[10:48] little girl Esther is not a little girl
[10:50] at all. She's a grown woman.
[10:55] Mhm. Mhm. Crazy. Apparently, she looks
[10:58] like this cuz of some genetic dwarf
[11:00] thing. But my mind was blown when I
[11:03] first seen this. Like, this is some
[11:04] weird anime stuff. a middle-aged woman
[11:07] pretty much trapped in the body of a
[11:08] child. That must suck. You wouldn't even
[11:11] be able to do regular stuff. Like,
[11:13] imagine your friends trying to go to Six
[11:14] Flags and you can't get on anything but
[11:16] the kitty rides cuz you 35 in the body
[11:19] of a seven-year-old. That would be
[11:20] horrible. But that's how it is for
[11:22] Esther. But that still doesn't answer.
[11:24] Why would she go out her way to look
[11:26] even more childlike? Why is she trying
[11:28] to live with people? Well, the reason
[11:29] she did all this stuff, you know, get
[11:31] adopted, torment Kate, was for one
[11:33] reason, a twist again. The reason she
[11:36] did all this was because she wants John.
[11:41] I know she's really an adult, but this
[11:44] don't feel right. This whole thing from
[11:46] beginning to end was just Esther trying
[11:47] to get herself a man. And there's just
[11:50] just so many things wrong with this.
[11:52] Like, you really thought this was the
[11:53] way to do it? Dressing up as a child.
[11:56] That pigtailes and dress stuff might
[11:57] work in Japan or with billionaires, but
[11:59] not with a man who's trying to adopt
[12:01] you. Bro, come on. That's gross. And
[12:03] that's who it's the scariest for, at
[12:05] least in the end. Cuz remember, they
[12:07] went home without Kate. So when they get
[12:10] home, John has to deal with Esther, who
[12:12] he thinks is just a Russian kid he
[12:14] adopted, trying to re him. Ah, this junk
[12:17] is gross. She over here talking about
[12:19] some But you said you love me. Seeing
[12:22] someone get rejected is cringey enough,
[12:24] but seeing a father reject his daughter,
[12:27] that's something I thought only
[12:29] dudes in Arkansas had to deal with. I
[12:32] don't want to see this messed up part is
[12:33] that dude John doesn't even figure out
[12:35] that she's been fooling them that whole
[12:36] time. I mean, maybe he did cuz he saw
[12:39] her without her makeup when she stabbed
[12:40] him to death, but I doubt it. Kate
[12:42] rushes home after figuring out the news.
[12:44] I mean, obviously she's late. John's
[12:46] dead. But either way, Kate got to be the
[12:49] realest chick I seen in a horror movie
[12:50] cuz when she was approaching the crib to
[12:52] park up and run inside, she said that
[12:55] and straight up crashed her car into her
[12:57] crib. That's some cool stuff. Could you
[12:59] imagine nothing was happening inside
[13:01] though? That would have been a little
[13:02] embarrassing. And this one pretty much
[13:03] concludes with Kate getting back for Jon
[13:05] and killing Esther by kicking her after
[13:07] she tried to pull a Don't let me die,
[13:08] Mommy. And I know I just talked hella
[13:12] about this movie, but Orphan, it's still
[13:14] not close to being the scariest one. I'm
[13:16] sorry. I'm sorry. A movie that is though
[13:18] is Barbarian.
[13:22] This one was actually suggested by one
[13:23] of you guys a little while ago. And let
[13:25] me tell you something about this movie.
[13:27] This movie is not only scary, but it's
[13:30] weird. like movies I thought were weird
[13:32] for type of weird and that's actually
[13:34] what I was saving it for, but here it
[13:36] is. So, this movie is about a girl named
[13:38] Tess who's staying at an Airbnb in
[13:39] Detroit. I ain't say nothing. Except
[13:41] this Airbnb got some weird stuff going
[13:44] on in it. First of all, when this girl
[13:45] gets there, she finds out someone else
[13:47] was already staying there. A dude at
[13:49] that. And because of some event going on
[13:51] in the city, she has to stay with him.
[13:53] Oh, heck no. See, I'm a dude and I'm
[13:55] sleeping amongst the rats before I even
[13:57] think about sharing a crib with literal
[13:59] Pennywise. That's his actor, y'all. Look
[14:01] at him. But that was only the first
[14:02] thing. Cuz later at night, the weird
[14:04] stuff continues when Tess in the middle
[14:06] of the night hears a weird sound. And I
[14:08] mean weird.
[14:12] Sound like someone aggressively sucking
[14:14] a baby bottle. What the heck? But when
[14:15] she looks to see if it's the dude she's
[14:17] staying with, she sees he's asleep. The
[14:20] heck is going on? And it only gets
[14:22] stranger. The next day, Tess go outside
[14:24] and notices the neighborhood she stayed
[14:25] in is run down. Like bad. I ain't say
[14:28] nothing. After her job interview, people
[14:30] tell her she shouldn't even be on that
[14:31] side of town, that it's dangerous. And
[14:33] strangest of all, when Tess gets back to
[14:35] the crib and accidentally gets herself
[14:36] stuck in the basement, she finds a
[14:38] hidden room. And in that hidden room,
[14:42] there's another room. And I don't know
[14:43] what happened in here, but it must have
[14:45] been some messed up stuff cuz this room
[14:47] had a bucket, a stained mattress, a
[14:50] camera, and a bloody handprint.
[14:54] This is not good. Tess obviously panics
[14:56] and luckily at the same time her
[14:58] roommate comes back. Convenient, huh?
[15:00] And she starts telling him, "Look, we
[15:02] got to go. There's a bucket with boo
[15:03] boo, a camera, and a buddy hand in the
[15:04] basement. We got to go." And it's a
[15:06] horror movie, so you know, dumb stuff is
[15:07] like law. Tell me why this dude says I
[15:09] should go check it out myself to be
[15:11] safe. What you mean to be safe? If we
[15:13] just leave and call the cops, I think
[15:16] that's pretty safe. I don't know how
[15:17] Tess ain't think maybe this dude was
[15:18] behind it or something at this point.
[15:20] That's what I was thinking. There's a
[15:21] stranger in your crib. He shows up when
[15:23] you find the stuff and then he wants to
[15:25] go check it out himself. Come on, bro.
[15:28] But I realized quickly I might have been
[15:30] wrong cuz after this dude goes
[15:31] downstairs and doesn't respond. Tess
[15:33] goes down there, which again is like,
[15:35] "Hey, why would you go into the basement
[15:39] again? You knew this man for about 17
[15:41] hours and you want to play Captain SA
[15:43] clown?" That could have been my best
[15:44] friend and I still would have dipped
[15:45] like I warned you, buddy. But when Tess
[15:47] goes down there to see what's going on
[15:48] with the dude, she discovers that in
[15:51] that hidden room with the room, there's
[15:52] a hidden passageway. See, at this point,
[15:55] I was like, Tess, if you go in there,
[15:57] you either top five dumbest people in
[15:59] horror movies or I'm the most heartless
[16:00] dude on the planet, cuz why would you go
[16:02] in there? She goes down there, of
[16:04] course. And this when the true horror of
[16:06] this movie starts, cuz when Tess gets
[16:08] down them steps, she finds a few, I'll
[16:11] say, surprising things. First of all,
[16:13] she finds out this downstairs area isn't
[16:15] just a basement within a basement. It's
[16:17] a whole tunnel system. Then in that very
[16:20] same tunnel system, she finds some
[16:21] cages. Some very big cages. And then,
[16:24] most surprising of all, she finds her
[16:27] roommate, which is surprising cuz I
[16:29] thought you were in danger, buddy. What
[16:30] happened? At this point watching this,
[16:32] y'all should be thinking the same thing
[16:34] I was thinking when I first watched. Oh,
[16:36] yeah. Tess, you stupid. It's clearly him
[16:38] behind and he's trying to act all
[16:39] scared. This is all clearly him.
[16:42] [Applause]
[16:46] Oh my. Out of nowhere from the tunnels
[16:49] came this giant naked lady that just
[16:52] straight up merckked Keith. And I mean
[16:54] like really naked. Like I can't show
[16:56] y'all, but just know they was hanging
[16:57] tent. And this naked monster lady is by
[17:00] far the most disturbing part of this
[17:02] movie. Well, her and how she was made.
[17:04] Like we don't see it immediately, but
[17:05] after she captures Tess, the actual
[17:07] owner of the house comes through and
[17:08] discovers the same tunnels. And that's
[17:10] when we see how scary this lady is. Cuz
[17:12] first of all, her speech non-existent.
[17:14] Cave speak. And you may not find it
[17:16] scary, but I do. I don't want to be held
[17:18] hostage by someone who speaks like
[17:21] speaking in ugas and boggas. Are you mad
[17:23] or excited? I can't tell. Then we find
[17:25] out they call her the mother, which you
[17:27] may be thinking, "Oh, why is that a big
[17:29] deal?" Well, the reason they call her
[17:31] the mother is because she wants to be a
[17:32] mother so bad that she feeds the people
[17:36] she captures through baby bottles. Yeah,
[17:38] she's giving them milk. And I thought
[17:40] with her speech, she's running to the
[17:41] grocery store and asking where the dairy
[17:43] section is at. So, you can only assume
[17:45] Mhm. That's right. That's her milk. H,
[17:49] that's disgusting.
[17:52] But I'm drinking all of it. Look, it's
[17:53] either that or she starts getting
[17:54] aggressive. And if I'm in this, if she
[17:56] want a baby, she going to get a baby.
[17:57] The second she put that bottle through
[17:59] the cage, I'm going to be in there.
[18:02] Plus, it beats what happens if you don't
[18:04] drink it. If you don't drink it out the
[18:06] bottle, she takes you out the cage and
[18:08] makes you drink it straight from the
[18:10] source. Which I don't even got to
[18:12] explain why a giant naked cave lady
[18:14] giving you some mother's milk is both
[18:15] terrifying and disgusting. And I already
[18:17] know there's going to be some of y'all
[18:18] in the comments saying, "Hear me out."
[18:19] No, bro. I'm not hearing you out. But
[18:22] like I said, how she was made was even
[18:24] scarier cuz she may look like the
[18:25] monster of this movie. I mean I mean she
[18:28] is, but there's a bigger monster behind
[18:29] all this. This guy. And it's okay to be
[18:31] confused. Just looks like a middle-aged
[18:33] dude, right? But this guy is actually a
[18:36] serial killer. Yep. And when I say this
[18:38] dude is sick, I mean he's sick because
[18:41] not only was he murking exclusively
[18:42] women on some Doma stuff, but he would
[18:45] have babies with these women. And after
[18:47] he would have babies with these women,
[18:49] he would have babies with those babies.
[18:52] I know. Take it all in. Take it all in.
[18:54] And he did this over and over and over
[18:58] again until he made the mother, which
[19:00] explains the appearance, the strength,
[19:03] and the cave speak. Yeah, this movie is
[19:06] sick. And now for the scariest movie of
[19:09] the video. It's no other than
[19:15] I got a lot of stuff I want to say about
[19:16] this movie. First, Warner Bros. Hold.
[19:19] This is fair use. Now, before I even get
[19:21] to how I feel about it, you got to know
[19:23] this movie is special. It's about
[19:24] missing kids like the Black Phone and
[19:26] directed by the dude who made Barbarian.
[19:28] And it shows cuz this movie was probably
[19:30] the scariest experience I had in a movie
[19:32] theater ever. And I've seen a dude get
[19:34] jumped at the theaters before. If you
[19:36] ain't never seen it, this movie is about
[19:37] a small town where a classroom of kids
[19:39] go missing under mysterious
[19:41] circumstances. 17 kids all ran out their
[19:44] homes at 2:17 a.m. Yeah, 2:00 a.m., not
[19:46] three. And all of them never to be seen
[19:49] again except one. But the strange thing
[19:51] is when they ran out, they all did this
[19:53] triangular pose almost like a mix
[19:55] between tea posing and the Naruto run.
[19:57] And now the town and the parents are in
[19:59] an uproar trying to figure out how or
[20:01] why this happened. And that's all y'all
[20:03] really need to know cuz this first half
[20:05] is all it took for this movie to scare
[20:07] me. But I didn't know I was going to be
[20:08] that scared when I was coming in. I came
[20:10] in thinking, "Ah, scary." But then about
[20:12] 5 minutes into the movie when I seen
[20:14] that first kid run across the street
[20:16] with his arm stretched out, I want to go
[20:18] home. I can't explain it. It wasn't a
[20:20] disturbing or scary killer. It wasn't
[20:22] spammy jump scares. It was just vibes.
[20:25] That's the best way I can explain it.
[20:27] This movie had scary vibes. Like, bro,
[20:29] this jump was so scary. It made me
[20:31] realize I might be on the spectrum. No,
[20:33] I'm serious. Cuz every time I felt
[20:35] tensions rising or stuff became too much
[20:36] for me, I was immediately rushing to
[20:38] cover my ears. I'm serious. I spent
[20:40] about 80% of the movie like that. Pack
[20:43] the 2. I ain't care. That's just how
[20:45] real it was. I ain't care about what the
[20:46] people around me thought. I was just
[20:48] trying to make it through. And that's
[20:49] what I think it was with this movie.
[20:51] Like, yeah, of course it's also a mix of
[20:52] fear of the unknown, but I think the
[20:54] music of this movie or even lack thereof
[20:56] sometimes just built this tension. And
[20:59] it makes sense, too. We all know horror
[21:01] movies aren't scary without their music.
[21:02] Like, you're not going to be scared
[21:04] watching The Conjuring if it had
[21:05] freaking Spongebob music in the back.
[21:06] like,
[21:08] nah, it just wouldn't be the same. And
[21:10] weapons, weapons was really good at it.
[21:12] The music just made me feel like
[21:14] something was always about to happen.
[21:15] Like, there's this one scene early on in
[21:17] the movie where the teacher of the kids
[21:18] that went missing goes to visit the one
[21:20] kid that didn't go missing to, you know,
[21:21] figure out why he's the odd one out. But
[21:23] while she's posted up out there waiting
[21:25] to see something suspicious, she
[21:27] accidentally falls asleep. But that's
[21:29] not the scary part. The scary part is
[21:31] while she's asleep, the kid's house door
[21:34] opens. And when I tell y'all I've never
[21:36] been so scared to see a door in my life,
[21:39] I'm not trolling. Like that jug had my
[21:41] heart racing. And then when we saw some
[21:43] lady come out that same door wielding
[21:45] some scissors and walking around like a
[21:48] like a crackhead. Oh my goodness. I was
[21:50] in the theater ears covered. Wake up.
[21:52] Come on. Wake up. I was so scared my
[21:55] friend had to let me know to uncover my
[21:56] ears cuz I was yelling. And that was
[21:58] just the first half of the movie too.
[22:00] Even the reveal towards the end, spoiler
[22:01] warning, that it was actually the kid's
[22:03] witch aunt on behind it all had me a
[22:04] little spooked. And not even because I'm
[22:06] scared of what she can do. I mean, low
[22:08] key, but it's cuz look at her. Look at
[22:10] those teeth. If this was the first scene
[22:12] they showed in the movie, uh-uh, I would
[22:14] have walked out immediately. That's
[22:15] pretty much all the movies I wanted to
[22:16] go over today, y'all know what to do.
[22:18] Comment down below the movies y'all
[22:19] thought was the scariest. Or maybe y'all
[22:22] didn't find any of them scary, and I'm
[22:23] just I'm just a Either way,
[22:25] though, comment down below some movies
[22:26] you guys find scary. I might do a part
[22:28] three. Maybe I'll use some of yours. And
[22:30] moral of the story,
[22:34] [Music]
[22:36] >> run away, try to get away. So my current