[0:00] ah valentine's day it's not until
[0:02] tomorrow but it's a day of love
[0:04] a day of happiness a day spent next to
[0:06] the person who cares for you the most
[0:08] the person who knows you inside and out
[0:10] your favorite type of music
[0:12] your least favorite food how you like
[0:14] your water and how to tickle your balls
[0:16] in just
[0:17] the right place valentine's day is all
[0:19] of these things
[0:21] if you're spoken for if you're not no
[0:23] worries because all easy will be right
[0:25] here to remind everyone how lonely we
[0:27] really are on this salty predominantly
[0:29] blue rock
[0:30] [Music]
[0:32] hey i know what will divert our
[0:34] attention away from this existential
[0:36] nightmare
[0:36] let's watch some romance anime guys yeah
[0:39] that's definitely not a recipe for
[0:40] disaster there's just no possible way
[0:43] it could be that's it my mind is made up
[0:46] the rest of valentine's season will be
[0:47] spent watching
[0:48] romance anime as far as the eye can see
[0:51] no matter the time period
[0:52] no matter the amount of episodes and no
[0:54] matter the quality
[0:55] i will consume nothing but romance anime
[0:58] what could possibly go wrong
[1:05] um perhaps drowning myself in a genre
[1:09] surrounded by a sensation i have not
[1:11] felt in some time was not the best idea
[1:14] however uh given that i have now
[1:16] consumed dozens
[1:17] upon dozens of hours of romance anime it
[1:20] appears that i am now an
[1:21] expert of some sorts and on this road to
[1:24] romance anime expertise
[1:26] i noticed a certain trend that would
[1:28] rear its ugly
[1:29] and rather unfulfilling head every now
[1:31] and again a trend that i believe pulled
[1:33] the title
[1:34] for worst trope in all of romance anime
[1:37] what could it be
[1:38] what's he going to say what's going to
[1:40] come out of that mouth of his
[1:42] drum roll please
[1:43] [Music]
[1:45] the lack of a kiss shared in some of
[1:47] these animes is the stupidest thing
[1:49] i ever did see you know what i'm talking
[1:51] about and you know what i'm getting at
[1:53] you find a new romance anime to watch
[1:55] and really sink your teeth into
[1:56] and you're having a ball the characters
[1:58] are great they're having heart-to-hearts
[2:00] what they're doing is never boring it's
[2:02] looking to be an anime you'll remember
[2:03] years from now you've reached the final
[2:05] episode the two main characters are
[2:07] standing on top of a hill with the moon
[2:08] in the distance they're staring into
[2:10] each other's soul perfect opportunity
[2:12] for a kiss here it comes baby this is
[2:13] why i wake up in the morning it's right
[2:15] there this is what we've been waiting
[2:16] for
[2:17] so let me get this straight you build up
[2:20] the viewers anticipation for 12 episodes
[2:23] maybe more and you don't even pull the
[2:25] trigger because you don't have the balls
[2:27] to do it is that it
[2:28] do the people who do this just like
[2:30] being worse than hitler
[2:31] you know what that that might be pushing
[2:33] it but they're still monsters
[2:34] the clip you just saw was from rascal
[2:36] does not dream of bunny girl senpai a
[2:38] beautiful anime with an even more
[2:40] beautiful movie highly recommend it
[2:42] you watch these two slowly fall in love
[2:44] over the course of 12 episodes and it's
[2:46] handled
[2:46] really well it's written well and you
[2:48] really feel the connection and bond they
[2:50] form across those 12 episodes
[2:51] then you get to the last episode and it
[2:53] pulls this crap it's not the only anime
[2:55] to pull that as well
[2:56] hag and i love tunibio and other
[2:58] delusions sakuratsu no pet not konojo at
[3:01] least when referring to the main
[3:02] characters and those are just the ones
[3:03] i've seen because i know for a fact that
[3:05] there are
[3:06] tons more you know how unsatisfying and
[3:08] anti-climactic it feels when they do
[3:10] this
[3:11] it sucks it'd be like traveling halfway
[3:13] across the country
[3:14] because you heard someplace in idaho had
[3:16] god like french fries and when you get
[3:18] it
[3:18] it's like fancy restaurant portions
[3:20] where they give you a cup
[3:21] with like seven fries and they charge
[3:23] you 38 it's
[3:25] so underwhelming imagine if this crap
[3:27] was pulled in
[3:28] any other genre like imagine if in the
[3:30] incredibles i know it's not anime
[3:32] but bear with me at the end instead of
[3:34] bob chucking the car at syndrome's jet
[3:36] he just kind of slips into the turbine
[3:38] or instead of vader
[3:40] finally overcoming the dark side and
[3:42] throwing sidious down the chasm
[3:44] he just trips bro imagine if you were
[3:46] playing modern warfare's campaign and
[3:48] shepard dies off screen
[3:50] you just get told that over radio or
[3:51] something or you're about to face the
[3:53] champion in pokemon and they're a
[3:54] complete pushover you know what uh
[3:57] with x and y you know bad example but my
[3:59] point still stands to build up a
[4:00] relationship
[4:01] for however long the anime is and then
[4:03] not have it end with a kiss
[4:05] it should be a crime all right no before
[4:07] i end this video i need to know
[4:08] why why do they do this so let me just
[4:11] do some research here
[4:16] all right okay all right here it is
[4:18] according to user
[4:19] astigia on this crunchyroll forum it's a
[4:22] cultural thing kissing and other forms
[4:24] of physical affection
[4:25] aren't as prominent there as they are
[4:27] here and saying the words i love you is
[4:29] a better way to show couples
[4:30] affection for each other so basically
[4:32] they're [ __ ]
[4:33] nah they're not if it's just the way
[4:36] things are over there i guess i can't be
[4:38] too mad but you know what i can be mad
[4:40] about the fact that they tease it
[4:42] so much they dangle that carrot in front
[4:44] of us like a bunch of j
[4:45] you know what no i am going to be mad i
[4:46] don't care if it's how they roll it's
[4:48] wrong
[4:48] that's right the way they interpret love
[4:50] is wrong i don't care i'm done they need
[4:52] to learn
[4:53] braden get get the keys we're dropping a
[4:56] third one on them
[4:58] yeah i'm serious i've added up to here
[5:00] with this crap it's bull all right and
[5:02] they're not gonna learn otherwise i
[5:03] swear to god
[5:04] this sucks they're so stupid that's it
[5:06] they're done they're done
[5:08] they're done i'm out