[00:12] exact stove top from Scream, but the sewer grate would cook like a nightmare. Didn't sin it in our Scream video, so it gets two sins here. >> Oops. I farted. I I didn't think you would
[00:24] >> Blowing out this everybody toots joke like we needed a full cognitive science work in a light breeze. >> It's just a scary movie. >> I know. Um Kazaam, you know, the one where Shaq played the genie.
[00:37] >> That's not a horror movie. >> Well, you haven't seen Shaq act. >> Pointing out that Shaquille O'Neal is a bad actor isn't parody, it's trivia. This magazine has an article titled sex and sin, and the censors will only let
[00:49] >> I want to see what your insides look like. >> Drew alludes to crude nudes thinking shrewd sin dudes are in a lewd mood and >> Besides, my boyfriend's going to be here any minute, and he's black and he'll
[01:04] >> Drew dropping he's black like that's the threat is just the movie performing the problematic assumption. Sure, everything around it is absurd, which is fine, I guess, if the goal was just a cringe impression with a laugh track.
[01:18] dresses like a woman? >> How do you know? >> Turn the porch lights on. >> How are you going to make a Venn diagram even mention that they were both fans of Pearl Jam. Also, discount Prince, what's
[01:33] >> But you might want to check the back door first. >> Movie sets up a dirty back door joke and then just doesn't walk through it. That opening fart is still out here waiting for a squeakquel. This giant Jiffy Never
[01:45] Pop refuses to stand on the shoulders of giants like 1985's Real Genius. This >> I can't feel my legs. >> I think my arm is broken. >> Kids, this table is a mess. The gun is laid out for a left-handed draw while a
[01:59] grenade should be stood up for easy acquisitions and this banana is way too ripe for banana bread. Also, movie over commits to dick-shaped fruit humor and ignores that the banana is actually the smart choice. It's a lot harder to
[02:12] cramping up. The visual language of municipal roadway signage has been fully integrated into this backyard pool environment presenting safety and death as equal outcomes. The DOT should be embarrassed. Your body leaving a chalk
[02:25] the Oscars race for worst mutant power and could even upset a frontrunner like soft serve. Being so committed to lampooning the male gaze that you fully and analyzing it which feels different but isn't. A fascinating cultural
[02:39] artifact to come out of the 90s was fake boobs as a complete comedic premise. Future alien archaeologists will no doubt cite this extensively. An early 2000s keyboard clock hit me like a typewriter probably hits boomers.
[02:53] simulating the sensation of touching >> It just occurred to me I never climbed through your window before. >> Sure, laugh now. Won't be so funny when Scream 7 is still doing the same [ __ ]
[03:05] Does it make sense for this movie to catch a stray from a movie that came out Also, no. >> Just you know that new business that I >> mean Uncle Escobar? >> Using Colombian and or Escobar as
[03:18] cliche. >> This is about the time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix. >> Lars von Trier's scary movie. break your little underwear rule, now would I?
[03:31] will establish a potential workaround later when we meet Ms. Man but later when we meet Ms. Man but completely ignores it here.
[03:45] fence underwear in this movie feels pointless but Cindy should be getting noticed immediately. So, now we're doing a closed loop where electrons move through a conductive path while energy
[03:59] circuit via >> Hey, would you settle for PG-13? >> Oh, jeez. >> [laughter] scares you now, just wait until it's in your mirror. Thanks again, time.
[04:13] >> Not with that attitude. >> My friend Shawn had a pool party this >> You know, P. Diddy. >> In solidarity with this movie's style of humor, I'm obligated to make a P. Diddy baby oil joke. And just like the movie,
[04:26] >> Yeah. >> This can't be the first time Buffy's basketball player coming off the bench is not only wasteful, it also raises is missing or torn in half. This school has a coroner on staff, but even after
[04:41] them corn anything. >> I said it, dollar [ __ ] in the face to basic arbitrage. That's a $2 return on that asset, minimum. HERE. >> FOR most of the history of horror, black
[04:57] has been the best way to avoid becoming the first victim. But framing that as a misses the point that getting out of the franchise early is just a smart move. >> Real close. Until the roofies wore off, then she
[05:12] so I just pulled my tongue out her ass and left. quoting Bill Cosby has never been harmless. >> But this shirt make me look gay? >> No, man.
[05:25] orientation matters more than how hideous that shade of yellow is. Also, secretly gay running gag, which looking back on it from 2026 is about as funny child would think it is. >> My report card.
[05:40] >> Look, based on the comments, chemistry, English, and history should all be I for incomplete, not F for failure. And P.E. says that he shows a satisfactory level of participation. So, he should actually be passing that one. The sin as always
[05:52] is the public school system. But also, this is not the same paper that he was >> Well, at least you got one A. >> There's at least another 22 A's visible >> Chow ding. >> Guys, y'all reporters out there?
[06:04] >> But she got killed on Halloween night as evidenced by those trick-or-treaters and Halloween 1998 was on a Saturday. What? You don't believe that this is 1998? Well, fast forward to 57 minutes and 22 seconds and you'll see that the movie
[06:17] theater is playing Shakespeare in Love, which came out on December 11th, 1998. Then go to 38 minutes and 53 seconds and you'll find out that the Sheriff's this movie came out and the whole thing is set in the future. This flashbacks
[06:30] positional parodying of a post-Scream movie that by all indications was itself I took it. >> Hold on. Here, put this on. >> To the $2 bargain bin cassette tape of some terrible band I can't remember. You
[06:43] then got sold with the car. I guess our love was but for a season. Bare-assing car is just one of the many unforgivable car is just one of the many unforgivable crimes this movie commits.
[07:00] this, I mean writing this scene. Also, teeth are a thing. So, Bobby should have immediate enjoyment. >> Oh my god, we hit A BOAT. WHERE'S THE >> Well done, Shannon Elizabeth and Lochlyn Munro.
[07:15] Also, this is one useless ass flashlight here since the entire scene is shot with >> This is manslaughter, okay? We're all going to fry for this. We're looking at >> Risking a prolapse by pulling an arbitrary range out of your ass too
[07:28] oversimplification of how sentencing works. we'll get rid of the body. >> Unnecessary. >> Well done, Greg Grunberg. >> I got papers, blunts, bongs,
[07:41] >> the ingredients to make a hot pie. menu. Not that I don't want to see this dead guy's junk hanging out, but Ray >> And this guy is clearly still wearing his drawers.
[07:54] >> We take THIS TO OUR GRAVE. SAY IT. >> Will Cindy's boyfriend and best friend allow this to happen? >> We never mention this again. >> The guy we just killed. >> Well, you just mentioned it, Greg.
[08:07] >> Cindy would be amazing at CinemaSins. >> Greg's right, Cindy. I mean, what do you >> Not a single one of them turns to the camera for fourth wall break. And yes, but that was the perfect time for one.
[08:20] >> They'd probably cast some dingbat like Jennifer Love Hewitt's tits to play me. Jennifer Love Hewitt's tits to play me. >> Um dingbat? >> If you were worried this character might be defined by one joke, don't worry.
[08:33] Goofy. >> Don't worry, cuz I never forget. again? >> Second time the movie has gone with the concerning though, neither actor seems to know who's doing the farting.
[08:49] excellent foreshadowing of where that finger's been. Well done, Cheri Oteri. >> Here you go. >> We thought this joke had too much realism back in 2000. Looking back on it
[09:02] from 2026, yeesh. Movie uses production design to remind me that a world existed back there. Cindy doesn't bite Bobby's weiner in he put it in without using condiments. >> Hey, what is that
[09:16] >> I don't know. >> I got poopy. >> If Doofy is faking this persona, then pooping his pants is a choice. I don't going method and then there is going
[09:28] >> Bloated, constipated, got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. Turning 40. >> A SMALL DICK'S LIKE A DISABILITY, MAN. >> Movie thinks saying this comparison with permit? >> How would you make FUN OF A GUY IN A
[09:41] >> AFTER OVER a thousand videos, it would be bold to assume CinemaSins hasn't >> IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE HAMMER, IT'S THE NAIL YOU'RE THROWING it at. hammers wrong his entire life. >> You call the police and I'll kill you
[09:55] >> Choosing to commit a murder, but only when you are certain the police are on the way. These sash titles range from normal to random, crude to mean, or racist to TMI. And as someone whose job it is to think about these things, I'm
[10:08] bored by these. So, I've come up with my own. Miss Rapunzel's Pubes, Miss Congenital Disorderly, Miss Fidelio, Miss I Know You Didn't Use Protection This Poor Old Woman Up Here For a Throwaway Joke That Only One [ __ ]
[10:21] >> Don't worry, I'll be back. >> Sleazy audition for the role of gentlemen. >> Declaring a winner after only one of the contestants has performed.
[10:33] >> There she is. Doggie style any time. >> Well, then why wasn't that the title on the sash? Picking up the phone with wet you're trying to make the seven button stop working.
[10:47] stop working. >> [bell] >> EXCREMENT? >> OW. >> WELL DONE, CAMERA GUY. What [ __ ] parked their bike halfway up a flight of
[11:01] a three-story sorority house like in Scream 2. In Scream 2, it looks like the killer graduated from the Purity School of Running Away From Things. But also Well done, piano. Movie slips in this unexpected reference to 1995's The Net.
[11:17] unexpected reference to 1995's The Net. Deep cut. chat, the cops show up at her house holding the Ghostface mask up to the door shitless. >> I just want you to look at some photos.
[11:31] >> Movie predicts the rise of Instagram, but does nothing to stop it. >> Hey, Terry. Smell my finger. >> Uh, what the hell is that? acting. >> Yeah, well, Mom also said for you to
[11:44] cleaner. >> Parents always being a drag. >> WHY NOT? >> CUZ GAIL'S SHOES ARE PRADA SHOES. devil never goes anywhere. >> Yo, PICK UP THE PHONE.
[11:58] >> [screaming] [groaning] advertising as entertainment [ __ ] and now it's just PICK UP THE PHONE. >> LETTING A nickname like Dookie take
[12:13] Dookie take hold. >> Hey, Stenn. Got you an ice pack for your >> This fire hazard, this donut and bowl of chicken wings just materialized out of seconds ago. >> And who's going to believe a [ __ ]
[12:27] >> The Austin comedy scene's response to me making fun of the Austin comedy scene >> Cindy, telephone. >> And now she magically has a pizza. If have a sleepover, then my boyhood fantasies were still incorrect. Flipping
[12:42] doesn't know you were too lazy to take more than one cliche. The menu board behind them says same old [ __ ] and more same old [ __ ] And that would be such a propensity for making movies that just repeat old tropes, especially in a
[12:56] tropes. I'd actually take a sin off if I believe that was the goal and not just a stupid joke about cafeteria food. >> I heard Bobby got out this morning. >> I heard Bobby got out this morning. >> I haven't seen him around. Is he pissed?
[13:09] >> Bobby has done nothing worthy of this Candy Man branding. >> Did they kill at your old high school, shorty? dialogue and everything. >> If Scream, the movie, exists in the same
[13:23] then do these people know they're living in a movie? Or do they just have an themselves in a movie they didn't act in? tell him I love him. >> Okay. If I see Bobby,
[13:37] >> This line reading is actually pretty funny, and I was about to take a cent off until I saw these cups. They were everywhere when I was a kid, and I can And for that disgusting trip down memory lane, I award two cents.
[13:49] >> She's gone, and she's not coming back. >> It's been over a year, Cindy. the Spice Girls. >> If by important she means the only one actually named after a spice, then yes, she was important. Also, using random
[14:02] references like this to get recognition laughs is basically crowd work. Turns century ahead of its time with the combination of transphobia and Nazis. punch. If you say it could be Gatorade, I'm sorry to inform you that no one
[14:15] drinks the red Gatorade. No one with taste buds, anyway. This knot-tying play is such a funny joke, but it doesn't make sense because you don't learn knot tying in gym class. >> Lose the cape. It's way too '90s horror.
[14:28] cape and a muumuu with a hood. >> So, is this where I'm supposed to bleed? Oh, look. I'm bleeding. Eek. Eek. >> Scene plays the self-aware absurdity perfectly, and actually calls out how
[14:41] deaths, no matter how dumb it is. Well done, movie. >> I guess this is the big climax. Hope you don't mind if I fake it. scene's dialogue. >> Oh, look at me. I'm all dead. I'm a
[14:55] Please. >> Buffy would be excellent at CinemaSins. >> I can't take this [ __ ] job OR THOSE GREASY >> Thing I said when quitting my movie theater job somehow makes it into the
[15:08] >> What are you waiting for, huh? [screaming] WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? movie references. >> Can I tell you how sexy you in my
[15:21] >> I do? >> Yes. I like it. Hey, get up. Go go over there. Let me see it. I like that. >> Even with having time for this, movie
[15:33] doesn't even make it to 90 minutes. Wanting me not to believe that the smell boners, regardless of sexual orientation. Overclocking your spoofing Blair Witch, but did we really need to spoof the vomit-inducing shaky
[15:48] >> This mod is texting again. >> OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY. YOU BASTARDS. CLICHé. Reading card for scary movie so how makes it in the scary >> And there are It's number three in the lead. Number two close behind. And
[16:03] number three is the winner. >> Unlike the others, number three's lights don't turn on as the horse rises. And he has the winner directly above his urinal. This game is rigged, and I would complain to the manager. Also, this
[16:16] would absolutely ruin the quick turnover in the men's room. Ray survives a quick because his ear canals apparently connect just like Space Ball One. >> Talking during the movie is definitely a sin.
[16:31] >> Bootlegging a video and not even starting from the beginning. >> Hey, baby. You came back just in time. screen was at about 47 minutes into Shakespeare in Love, and Ray left for
[16:44] So, Brenda's boyfriend has been unaccounted for for almost an hour after murdered, and she didn't at least try to check on him. freak. >> There wasn't really anything freaky
[16:58] in Salt, except for the fact that she somehow looked more feminine. She said they don't even stay together in the end. stabbing people who give spoilers in the theater mid-movie is acceptable. So, I'm
[17:13] just going to send lawyers and move on. >> THIS IS FOR MY >> AND THE FREEZE. >> THIS IS FOR TALKING TO THE FUGITIVE. YOU CHAN MOVIES. >> THIS IS HERE JUST IN case you were
[17:25] worried that this movie did not know a lot of movies. I was not worried. Stylizing your leading letters as much as they have done here with the S. This is why I read Disney as Gisney until I was nine. Also, the fact that these
[17:37] brain hurt. >> Oh my god. [laughter] I'm just a day player. >> We got fourth wall jokes, Y'ALL. >> PARTY ON.
[17:49] Garth. >> Here we are. >> And you know, if you're not ready >> Lying. >> It's all money, baby.
[18:05] supervisor. Hey, don't do that. >> We got more fourth wall jokes, y'all. >> What I mean? Is that in your life >> Skip. >> Can I tell you a secret?
[18:22] >> I see dead people. >> I also saw that movie. >> Oh, man. What can we use to make a bong? >> Movie wants me to believe that these 7
[18:36] stoners don't already have at least three bongs and a hookah, and I do not three bongs and a hookah, and I do not believe you, movie.
[18:48] myself. >> Oh, >> Oh, [ __ ] changing the expression on the killer's mask is the funniest bit in this entire
[19:03] movie, and I'd take a sin off of it, but I found out they created masks with used four. So, I'm adding one sin for each expression they made, but I didn't >> A Tootsie Pop? >> Yeah, a cherry flavor one.
[19:16] >> There's fudge in your >> What's your favorite scary movie? >> Roll, Scream, it's >> Yo, check it. Yo, [ __ ] a cheap ball. I want to [ __ ] a bong, I let my ding-a-long hit the bong.
[19:29] after 2019. >> I thought it would fit the '90s horror cliche if you turned out to be the killer. >> This is actually a pretty great red
[19:42] audience immediately suspect Bobby just before Bobby gets attacked by the killer. And then Bobby turns out to be one of the killers. This should totally Scooby-Doo. >> Hit me.
[19:54] >> Hit me. They shot me in the lungs. mouth is brought about by the diaphragm descending and creating negative negative pressure that would allow Shorty to inhale the smoke through his
[20:08] back into his body via the gunshot wound. And I honestly don't know if that this movie would care either way. >> Ketchup? >> I don't know if the movie is making a joke that only crazy people put the poor
[20:23] but on behalf of myself and the millions loving mothers providing delicious meals on a budget, [ __ ] you, movie. But also, that sleight of hand in the bedroom earlier?
[20:36] Lamp, lamp, lamp, lamp. Lamp. >> Somehow, yes, but only in a purely academic sense. sense? >> Well, 11 years ago, I did say movie
[20:48] doesn't kill Barry here. Even the movie has a hard time figuring out the point. >> And what about the sequel? What the hell is with that fat white Jamaican is, I [ __ ] you not, Jack Black. >> How about this for a motive? Lack of
[21:02] movie came up with that silly reasoning all on its own, but you would be wrong. >> Maybe Cindy wouldn't have sex with him. >> That's right, Cindy. I'm gay. Ray. >> What?
[21:16] >> Being concerned about this in 2000 when we're here in 2026 being all >> Man, everyone's gay once in A WHILE. >> BUT WAIT, >> Taking Billy Mays' catchphrase in vain. >> Watching television shows doesn't create
[21:30] psycho killers. CANCELING TV SHOWS DOES. >> Satire speaks the cold, hard truth cliche. Sometimes default sins need to be issued based on broader cultural problems of a specific time period. Case
[21:42] exist at a time when all movies had to appears to think that unexpected and out of context equates to comedy and movie appears to be wrong. This ball gag was obviously not secured properly. This is
[21:55] some lazy ass BDSM-ing. Making a poor animal suffocate for a stupid joke. No animals were harmed during the making of this film my ass. Also, doing the usual suspects when the suspects have all been quite unusual. I just want to remind you
[22:07] that Dookie Day Lewis here [ __ ] his pants on purpose.
[22:20] already so ludicrous that an actual Final Destination parody would have to movie? >> Rule number one, you got to be quick. Rule number two, don't fall down. And rule number three,
[22:34] whatever you do, never look back. >> [laughter] >> Well done, Marlon Wayans. >> Okay, just one time. >> Movie wants me to judge a man doing what he loves, and I am.
[22:53] >> Scary. >> It's not scary, it's stupid.