[00:00] These lockers, pile of trash, and photo booth exist. While it does give the impression of being seamless, there are plenty of cuts in this movie. Meaning we absolutely do not need to see every minute of them turning back and retracing the steps we just saw them take.
[00:12] I like this movie, but sometimes it takes the idea of continuity and immersion and radicalizes it into a weapon of mass procrastination. He's used this inhaler three times in the last 15 minutes. At this point, keeping it in his bag instead of on his person feels like a self-destructive and personal attack on my patience.
[00:27] The continued glacial pace befuddles me. The second I found a home run anomaly, I was sprinting back the way I came. I definitely wasn't walking with the urgency of a man headed towards a double colonoscopy vasectomy appointment.
[00:40] Having a rough time getting to your inhaler? If only it was in your pocket! No, but to be fair, she isn't usually standing in a f***ed up backroom subway holding her womb as she stares at me.
[00:52] If you're desperately relying on a four or five year old to solve your game of cursed where's Waldo, I'd make peace with the fact that this is just where you live now. you