---
title: 'Digger Rockwell''s Tsunami Crisis'
source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=xQ_iyOUZcKs'
video_id: 'xQ_iyOUZcKs'
date: 2026-09-09
duration_sec: 144
channel: 'IGN'
---

# Digger Rockwell's Tsunami Crisis

> Source: [Digger Rockwell's Tsunami Crisis](https://youtube.com/watch?v=xQ_iyOUZcKs)

## Summary

The transcript is a short, fictional dialogue featuring a character named Digger Rockwell facing blame for a tsunami caused by an oil rig explosion. It includes heated exchanges, threats, and a plan to bomb the tsunami, presented in a darkly comedic and chaotic style.

### Key Points

- **Accusations Against Digger** [00:00] — Digger Rockwell is accused of being evil, with opponents calling for him to 'burn in hell.'
- **Tsunami Disaster** [00:30] — A rig explosion causes a tsunami, potentially killing hundreds of thousands, and Digger is blamed for the disaster.
- **Digger's Defense** [01:18] — Digger defends his role, claiming he prevents starvation and freezing, but faces anger and threats.
- **Proposed Bombing** [02:01] — A plan is proposed to bomb the tsunami with a tomahawk missile, despite objections about language.

## Transcript

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, we're in a tight spot. Now do me a favor. Imagine they're one of those people who think that Digger Rockwell is Satan himself. Now what are some of the harshest attacks I can expect from those folks who think that I'm a scum of yours?
Well, those folks might say that... Burn in hell! Take him up! I wasn't expecting that.
Mr. President, 55 minutes ago, my company informed me of the explosion on our rig. Causing massive water displacement and triggering a tsunami. What was this to make casualties in the hundreds of thousands?
Now Digger here got us into this mess and Digger's gonna dig us out. What the hell is that? That thing is huge. Oh my God!
Let it down! Of course they all heap the blame on me. You just drowned half the damn continent. What the fuck you gonna do? Double down? Mr Rockwell is a man who would roast our children alive if he thought he could sell them for a dime
What would happen if I stopped grilling? You starve, you freeze to death. That's what... Fuck you! I don't care. Go on, fill them away. Before you officially fire me or kill me,
there's something I have to brief you on. I'm not going to kill you. You have people who do that for me. Bad joking. Sort of. it's ridiculous and it's scary it's funny and it's stupid it's a lot of fun to watch
i'm the one who's gonna keep us all from sinking into chaos we're gonna save the world
Let's bomb the shit out of her, Mr. President. I got a tomahawk so accurate it can shoot the tits off a Russian ballerina from halfway around the world. Please, there are women present.
Burning down the house.