[00:00] ♪♪ [cheerful music plays] -Welcome back, my candy hearts and paper flowers!
[00:15] -Well, that sure could have gone better. uh, wet.
[00:27] Can you help me count my eggs before they hatch? Uh -- Wait, what? is starting to wear off, huh?
[00:39] -[groans] -[Zooble]: Looks like this one was a home run, eh? I'll tear YOU TO PIECE--
[00:53] -[Zooble]: But never acknowledged. Everybody besides Zooble, get over here! Everyone, I'm going to pitch to you some future adventure ideas,
[01:07] and I'm going to ask you to give me your honest opinions on them. my amazing magic chocolate factory one where a sentient cardiovascular system
[01:22] and one where you have to survive in a post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland with a telepathic talking dog who's mean to you the whole time! -Uh, I don't know.
[01:37] -I can't tell a compelling story where nothing bad happens. -Not to mention the sssssex appeal.
[01:49] -[Zooble]: You know, you could always try the suggestion box again. -You... didn't hate it? -Yeah, I really didn't mind that one, either.
[02:05] -[Jax]: I very much did not enjoy that one in the slightest, I'm getting violent, and I'm going to kill Ragatha.
[02:17] -[Zooble]: Maybe just keep your adventures open at all times -Are you hearing this, Bubble? The toybox character wants us to leave the other intelligent AIs
[02:31] -Disgusting! -Zippy! [zip!] -Okay, well, how about this?
[02:44] going through all the suggestions in the suggestion box And if you don't like one, you can all vote to skip it. So, grab your bones and pop your pansies,
[02:59] -Wait, didn't we just finish an adventure? -I was gonna sleep! Oh, wait, I know what this is! if this is one of your suggestions...
[03:15] In today's episode of "Poach Everything," red ribbon rhinoceros. Ahh, just like mom used to make.
[03:29] [cheerful musical sting plays] -[Zooble]: Oh, my God. One down, four to go! -[Zooble]: All right, I'm calling a vote.
[03:45] and also make Jax a vegan for the rest of the day. [buzzer blats] [ding!] -Sorry, Jax -- democracy has spoken.
[03:58] [portal shimmering] -[Jax]: Eh, I thought a position of power suited you. [patriotic music plays]
[04:13] it looks like there are some new developments We may need to take in some refugees. What? -[Kinger]: Didn't you get the brief?
[04:28] -You're doing great, Pomni! -[Kinger]: Come down here for a sec. I'm your assistant.
[04:41] -[Kinger]: Didn't you get one, too? But, if not, you're gonna have to tap into those golden improv skills. I didn't give you one 'cause I wanted to see what you'd do!
[04:57] -[Kinger]: I'm not Jax. and I've come to detonate this bomb that'll release all the world's deadliest spiders into...
[05:13] [laughter continues over speakers] -His acting is phenomenal. -Why wouldn't the president have a bomb squad?! -There's centipedes in there, too.
[05:29] -Okay, well, which wire do I cut? Shouldn't you be arrested, or something? -Come on, just pick your favorite color.
[05:43] -[Kinger]: I'd personally go with blue. it being closest to black, and all. -[Kinger]: Well, no. There's no black wire.
[05:56] I'm a New Zealand extremist, and... know what New Zealanders threaten people with. [mellow jazz music plays]
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[06:34] -[Zooble]: [sighs] Can it. -Yeah, there's nothing more fun than being back in school. -[Zooble]: There's nothing wrong with your suggestion.
[06:48] -Wh-- H-How did you know this was my suggestion?! Now she drags us all into one. [scoffs] losers.
[07:02] Today, we're gonna learn the popular foreign language known as... I vote we skip it. -[Zooble]: Shut up, we're not skipping it.
[07:14] It's embarrassing! as that time Gangle took an anime figure and -- Let's skip this one!
[07:28] [insects chirping softly] -Are we just chilling for this one? But, uh, I prefer a little bite to my adventures.
[07:45] help yourself to a sangwidge? -[Zooble]: Here. -Thanks. -Do you think Gangle is actually capable of being happy?
[08:00] Does she think hanging out with Zooble is gonna magically fix that? with someone who's mean to her all the time. -I didn't think you cared about what other people like.
[08:16] No, yeah, y-you're right -- I don't. actual friends? Oh -- Oh. Oh, wait, no.
[08:31] That --That wasn't meant to be -- Did you see the fireflies all the way over there? -[Kinger]: [gasps] Where?!
[08:44] Who cares? -I mean, she's nice to everyone. I think she tries way too hard.
[08:59] Why are you always pretending everything's always fine? it just kind of loses all meaning. It just feels like she's trying to take advantage of you, you know?
[09:15] Also, she's dumb, and she looks weird. This is what peak male performance looks like. My ears and tail are kind of the pinnacle of masculinity.
[09:30] What are you talking about? Yes, I do. How long have I not had my tail? -When would that have even... [stammers]
[09:44] -They look happy. -You think after this, maybe we could -- -Explain to daddy Bubble how bad thing?
[09:58] I-I think they're enjoying the suggestion box adventures You should throw a [BLEEP!] beach party! [rewound audio warbles]
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[11:12] ♪♪ -We're intermissioning! -[Zooble]: Why?
[11:24] -And now, back to the show! ♪♪ But hold the egg white, since I'm a vegan.
[11:38] I thought Caine couldn't -- -Well, I'm calling a vote to turn Zooble into a slug. -Everyone voted against that.
[11:52] [bell jingles] -[Kinger]: Phew! It's raining like the dickens out there. I'll have a cosmopolitan.
[12:06] -[Zooble]: I'll throw something together. -[Zooble]: Yeah. This was one of my suggestions. -[scoffs] That sounds fitting for you.
[12:22] but I can't be [BOINK!] to figure it out. -I'm 25 years old. I was an accountant for a -- a supermarket chain.
[12:37] -Well, I... and I would seek out mild thrills. And posting videos of it online.
[12:53] Nobody watched them. -[Zooble]: I sometimes did that. -Hiding something.
[13:08] -Ah, I thought you'd never ask. me and my junkie associate from a chemistry class I used to teach -- make [BOINK!] up, at least be creative about it.
[13:24] -Was that a reference to something? I worked in fast food. -I was in community college for graphic design,
[13:37] I didn't really pursue art much after that. -Oh, I didn't know you were an artist, too, Zooble. -A bartender AND a tattoo artist?
[13:53] -[Zooble]: What do you mean when you say that? -I'm just havin' fun. -[Zooble]: Fun isn't the thing I hate.
[14:07] Oh, jeez, where to start. [laughs nervously] We had a large property with horses and chickens. my mother was...
[14:22] Uh, I worked in real estate for a bit [sighs] I'm sure she doesn't miss me. and the berating...
[14:36] And the... Nothing too out of the ordinary. -And no point in asking Kinger,
[14:51] -[Kinger]: Never better! -Huh? -[Kinger]: MY WHAT?! [door opens] [bell dings]
[15:06] -What? -[Zooble]: That's disappearing guy. From a previous adventure? -[Zooble]: I'm ignoring you.
[15:20] sorry about the whole president thing. are you apologizing? -Uh...
[15:33] -Wow, the first steps of a budding friendship. -Uh, hey, Pomni. and I got all jumbled up?
[15:49] -Noooo? -Oh, yeah, yeah. No, sorry. -Ooh, remember when you got high at McDonald's
[16:02] [chuckles] Now that was funny. No. No, of course I didn't. I -- And I am still so, so sorry about that, Gangle.
[16:14] if I didn't get that stupid sauce in my eye! -Jeez, Raggy, just let yourself be mean sometimes. Constantly tormenting Gangle's really funny, Jax.
[16:27] -You guys all take this place way too seriously. Why'd you do that? -[Zooble]: Are you afraid of corn?
[16:41] [exclaims] -I'm bored! [crowd cheering] -[Ragatha]: O-Oh. We're doing this now?
[16:56] -BLEEEH!! playing against the Evil Big Tops! -[cackling] I'm Evil Ragatha!
[17:12] I-I'm Evil Jax. -[Evil Zooble]: [goofy voice] I'm Bazooble! [babbles] -Why don't I get an evil clone?
[17:27] here to sing the American national anthem. [microphone feedback squeals] [applause]
[17:48] -[Kinger]: All right, team! or who is going on, but I do know where is going on,
[18:02] So, let's go break some tailbones, team. no matter who ends up winning.
[18:14] -Well, hello, Stupidgatha! [cackles] [cackles]
[18:28] That's like the whole thing here. -Huh? Oh, check this [BLEEP!] out. -Hah! Get owned!
[18:44] -Ah, she's cool. Wait, w-what's that? Who did this?! -[giggles]
[18:58] -[wailing] [stammers] I look like this, though! What's that supposed to mean? -[Zooble]: I'm just havin' fun.
[19:14] -I don't want to wear this! [breathing heavily] -[Zooble]: I have never seen you this upset about something. -I'm gonna kill you when this is over.
[19:29] -Sh-- Shut up! I want you dead!
[19:41] We're done. -[Kinger]: Wait! Hmm. It's just the perfect regulation softball size.
[19:54] We're not playin' baseball, here. Wh-- What about where is going on?
[20:07] I'm supposed to be better than that. I should be a better sport. but there's nothing wrong with showing your negative emotions.
[20:23] -[sighs] I don't know. -I think we all need to be a jerk sometimes. Who knows?
[20:40] -[snores] [stammers] Wha-- -[Zooble]: Jax, we have a ball now! -Ugh, see ya.
[20:55] Oh, darn, I'm out. -Oh, you know it.
[21:07] -Would you stop trying to force her to act like you? -Well, it's better than turning her into some insensitive jerk
[21:19] -I can think for myself, guys. -And then you just act like you never do anything wrong you just [BONK!] everything up for everyone else!
[21:31] -What?! You're the one who said Ugh! -I-It's fine.
[21:45] This is so sad. for... for bringing up that thing earlier.
[22:02] talk about that? -I'm in a maid outfit. What do you think? So, how's the game going? -[Kinger]: Great!
[22:15] Your instructions helped me a lot. -[Zooble]: Can you give me my eye back? what you're talkin' about!
[22:30] Another home run! -[Zooble]: What, uh -- Okay. All right, Pomni, you're up.
[22:44] -O-O-Oh, uh... -Think of it as a -- a second chance -[chuckles] Yeah.
[23:05] Another home run! The Big Tops win! not how softball works.
[23:17] -No! [shrieking] We didn't even get to bat. -[Kinger]: We won!
[23:32] -Good job -- whatever you did. -Huh? Oh, cool. -Oh, hey! W-Wait, what are you --
[23:48] -[Kinger]: Why is going on?! [screaming and growling continue] that suggestion box ideas are actually not fun at all,
[24:04] -[Zooble]: Well, some of them were pretty okay. -I thought the first two were awesome. Oh, yeah, Pomni -- I can show you that thing in the hall I was talking about.
[24:18] -Uh, oh, yeah, sure. -[sighs]
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