[00:02] happy with the feeling that I should start looking for songs with zero views again because I have a good feeling about it . I feel that today, today is the day that I will finally find something beautiful, wonderful, that will [00:14] change my life. I acknowledge it, I receive it, I receive it, I appreciate it. [music] Let's do it . It's so nice to meet you. [music] [00:27] so nice to meet you. [music] How nice [singing] it would be to make love to you. [singing] That's you, my [music] queen, my favorite, my pretty girl, [music] my little princess, [00:55] Well, it seems that protesting didn't work. Oh well, I'll have to listen to shitty music again, but hey, there'll be no shortage of laughs. [laughs] [01:07] my head? My patience to keep searching for songs with zero see. But every time someone subscribes, it increases, I don't know why. Look, a new subscriber and it kind of gives me more energy. Please subscribe to help this series [01:21] continue, [music] please. Let's begin. Mora. [music] [01:42] good because he hasn't opened his mouth. Let's hope this peace we all feel isn't ruined. I didn't want to fall in love anymore. How did you manage to captivate me? I don't want to separate. I'm ready to [music] [01:56] start loving you. [laughs] The new summer hit. He literally searched for words ending in -ar and put them all in order. I didn't want to fall in love anymore. How did you manage to catch me? I do n't want to be separated from you. I'm ready [02:11] to start loving you. I wonder if it's real, because I love this tranquility, since [music] has so much goodness. [laughs] The most incredible thing about all this is that there's [02:24] a man back there looking for gold when he has it right in front of him. Damn, what am I saying, gold, rough diamond, a little rougher than diamond, but diamond nonetheless. Oh my God. That man is blind. You need glasses to see the jewel you have right in front of you [02:38] [laughs] You are an amazing person, quite You are an amazing person, quite intelligent, fiercely loyal, and But this man goes by syllables. quite intelligent. [02:52] Speak properly, you bastard. [laughs] No, don't lie to him, you bastard. We all kindergarten for your mom and you're just recycling it now that you're an adult. wrote you a song. Do you want to hear it? [03:06] Oh, how lovely. Okay, sing it. You are an amazing person, quite You are an amazing person, quite intelligent, very eloquent and Son, you're going to fail at music. [03:19] [shout] [music] Someone with gratitude. I love that attitude; it's a great virtue. All of that is spelled out. You, Jesus Christ. That's what he did to me, brother. That [03:36] Please put it back on. All of that is spelled out. Your [music] [laughs] Let me tell you. The best moment has arrived. [03:49] The best time has come. [music] I do n't regret it with you. I don't bastard? The poor girl is the one who must be regretting appearing in that listening to what they are telling her. You are very intelligent, [music] [04:04] You are very intelligent, [music] quite amazing, very eloquent and coherent too. Yes, love, with this song I'm going to become famous. The only one who understood [04:17] walking back there. Look at it, it also moves by syllables. Seeing your gaze was quite special. I'm not exaggerating because of [music], I was reborn with you The girl is like, "Oh my God, what a great rhythm they've got here. I've [04:33] never felt so in sync with anything." [laughs] At the end, they give each other a goodbye kiss, and he leaves like, video, we're nothing, I'm a rockstar." [laughs] And that's it, what a [04:47] video, it's a masterpiece. Next track. This one is called Jordan. Official video by Paco Ruiz. It's kind of weird, is n't it? Because rappers almost always use a rapper name. Paco Ruiz sounds like some bald guy over there who does [05:02] merengue. [laughs] I don't think of him as a rapper, but whatever. Let's put that song on. I like to bring flow [sings] wearing the Jordan Ones. [music] [05:15] wearing the Jordan Ones. [music] [laughs] Well, I was already tired of seeing all these arrogant artists showing off their luxuries, that they're billionaires. It's refreshing. Seeing someone showing off their [05:29] old motorcycle and their crappy sneakers. [laughs] You feel much more identified than when your favorite artist says, "Look at my jewelry, [music] look at my cars, look at these women who are never home. You're a poor [singing] [05:42] piece of [ __ ], I'm a very rich person. How cool! [music] Look at my life, look at yours, I don't know how you manage to be such trash. You're a poor bastard and you're still my fan. [05:55] Please, I make [music] songs, you listen to them, you imagine yourself with my life while you shower. [laughs] It's a thousand times better. He does not humiliate us. I even feel like giving Dan a donation. I like to bring flow [music] [06:12] [singing] while wearing Jordans. [laughs] Wow, I love how the cameraman scolds. Flowca my sneakers, [ __ ]. What's the name of this song? Jordan One, right. So why do you want to [06:26] focus on my face? My son focuses on the sneakers, that's what the song is about, and he focuses on sneakers, that's what the song is about, and he focuses on my motorcycle too. What the hell am I paying you for? Wearing [singing] the Jordan One. [music] [06:38] still put a picture from Google in case it wasn't clear, bro. Which shoes are mine? found you a picture and here's another one. And here are more photos if you want to see them. Here's a picture of my motorcycle too. [laughs] [06:52] Ah, simple. However you want the chorus to start. I tell you [music][singing] my ankle looks great. Ah, simple. I'll just leave the chorus out. By the way, did you see my ankle? My sneakers are really cool. [07:05] [music] My motorcycle, my motorcycle is missing a screw. [laughs] Yesterday I heard it creaking and of course my little bit of help with this [07:17] , he says, bro. I don't know what you wanted to contribute, but if you contributed the music, it wasn't a grain of sand, it was a ton of [ __ ]. The entire industry thanks you. [music] [07:35] perfectly that he just had to focus on the shoes because, of course, he didn't want Paco Díaz to beat him up anymore. I told you to focus on my shoes. No, Paco, don't hit me, you idiot. I'm focusing on your ankle, Paco. I [07:48] swear I used my ankle. Guys, sorry, I lied to you. This song doesn't have zero views, it has one view and two comments. And he is one of them. What a star. Someone told him, "Watch out, J. is coming [shout] [08:02] I've been summoned." And he replies, "Let him come. I'll be waiting for him here." Oh, [ __ ]. Caso is going to throw a Jordan One at me and blow my head off. [08:16] might already have a diss track ready for me and is just waiting for me to react to his video before releasing it. No, no, no. Here you are a ghost clown. Hazer. There are already too many diss tracks. V so little girl that if you look at a pretty girl [music] [08:30] n't matter, I'll take the risk. This songs have been dedicated to me than to the big-bootied girl in the neighborhood. No, I'm not proud, I'm disgusted. scared, I'm genuinely frightened. This song is titled Bad Gears Bad at [08:47] heart. Hearts, party. Eh eh eh eh. Guys, I'm really scared right now . I don't know how to react to [09:01] such a video. Yes, I censored a couple of things there just because, apparently, this career, can't afford underwear and dressed up in two underwear and dressed up in two pieces of aluminum. #extreme poverty He's [09:15] get attention and for his song to get views. No get views. No dancing without [music] wings at the disco. dancing without [music] wings at the disco. I miss you. You left [music] with my [09:28] I miss you. You left [music] with my soul shattered, soul shattered, isolated. Lady Gaga of Latin America. All she lacks is talent, but she's already [09:43] got the crazy side. [laughter] get me out of here. I don't want to be here. Someone help me. It's [09:57] not a fairy tale , sweetheart. to distract people, so that not a fairy tale. No, we don't get distracted here [10:11] because a girl comes out in her underwear. No, no, no. Not even if she comes out with two pieces we are serious music critics here. And your song is shitty. My phone, not a single call. [music] [10:26] Making music isn't a piece of cake. In fact, I think if we muted the audio track of this video, it would get more views from pure masturbation, but it would already have a million views, maybe. And so we end this part of songs [10:38] with zero views. 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