[00:01] I got three words for you. Child labor. Wait, Alan. Alan, look at me. Do you Sell me this bag. Just say I'm good. Have you ever been reported for
[00:14] Our secretary caught me taking an upskirt picture under a cubicle. He might not say Wait, he might not say. Disclaimer: Everything said in this only. This does not represent us. Do not
[00:28] only. This does not represent us. Do not replicate or act upon any content shown. She's greeting him right now. Nice to meet you. How are you doing
[00:43] today? Go ahead. Come on in. This is very nerv nerve-wracking for us cuz we don't do that fake content. So, this is like we got to make sure we nail This is where we'll be doing interviews. Oh my god, dude. You're crazy.
[00:55] Okay, Joe is going first. And at the end, you're going to get asked to rate them on a scale of 1 to 10. When you do the rating, just do like 10. When you do the rating, just do like either 1 2 3.
[01:10] Yeah, that's okay. Go for it. Go, go, go. And remember guys, the punishment is we have to dress up as a clown and sell 10 balloons and then we can finish. Like, oh my gosh, that's a punishment. We have
[01:24] to literally sell sell 10 balloons if we want to end being a clown. Hey, good. How are you? I'm Joe. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Come on in. Hey,
[01:37] Good to meet you, Joe. Thank you. Good. How are you? Really good. Really good. Okay. First me a little bit about yourself? Yeah. Um
[01:51] I've got three dogs. I love to cook. I have three dogs. I love to cook and I'm in a very open relationship. More personally, I I'm in kind of like a an open relationship. So, it's like it's with multiple people. So,
[02:08] Yeah. It's a little out there. It's fun sometimes to have different Well, they are boyfriends. Um it is it is um boyfriends, but Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it's it's still fun. I get what you're saying. We're
[02:21] you want. We are always, you know, my my group is well. Um, what when what have you been your recent jobs? I used to be one of those dog trainers.
[02:34] for a few months. It was just kind of a One actually bit my balls one time, though. One did. Um, it's kind of a funny story. I wasn't going to mention it. One did
[02:47] bite my my ball region one time. Yeah. Right on. Right on. We can't laugh or not say anything, by the way. So, like if if we laugh, it You're smart. You're a quick You're quick thinker, you know, like,
[03:02] going to run over and bite me. I think maybe I'll kick it or something if I one time I bit a dog back after it bit time, not in the daycare. It was It was like you said, I was I was walking on
[03:15] in the fence. Huh. I felt like I was at a Chinese Oh my god. Oh my god. Bennett, I felt like I was in a like a Chinese restaurant. It was like
[03:29] It was a crazy thing, huh? cuz like Chinese food, you know what I You know what I mean right? Oh yeah. Yeah. You know.
[03:42] Yeah. Yeah. I I know. I'm right up on that, you know. computer. Right on. Right on. any graphic uh training or anything? Graphic arts or anything like that?
[03:55] Are you aware of hentai? I know a little about drawing like hentai. It's like from Japan. It's like animated cartoons. Yeah, that's good. Arts. Art's good
[04:07] background. Well, we'll write that down. You look tough, you know. You So you in good shape. Oh, yeah. I could probably pick you up. I'm pretty strong. How much do you weigh? Yeah, I'm probably about about
[04:19] up. Oh, yeah. Yeah. years? Hopefully not working here. love to get the job for now. If I were to follow my heart, probably like exotic
[04:33] animal management or something, but probably not this ass lame job. But probably not uh excuse my language, this this lame uh like job.
[04:46] Dude, you did not want to say that one. Um, for now, I think it's something I You can do it. I can do it. out. Smile hard. Dude, that's so creepy.
[04:58] Try to catch his eye contact. Like, move around to get his eye contact. like get low if he's aiming low. Like, get get that, bro. Get that. You can
[05:10] That's okay. That I mean, that's okay, too. We We got to pay the bills Yeah. Can I see your smile, Alan? Sorry. Um, can I see your smile? That's beautiful. About the tooth, but we're getting
[05:25] because you said it's important to be confident and smile. look good. So, what do you think about the salary shoes. I I I think I've seen enough to fund my
[05:39] love for shoes. I'm into shoes. Yeah, I love shoes. Like mine. Show them your shoes. Put your foot on the table. Oh yeah. Slam that on the table. Check out these.
[05:53] Yeah. I I think this is only my first or Get really close to him. Like push it towards him. Yeah. Put it in his face. Yeah. They're they're those are nice, man. Put Put it between his legs.
[06:06] Can you see through the glass there? It's just like It's almost It's almost like a runner knit. Put it on his lap. It's very It's very casual. Look at breaking. She's smiling.
[06:20] So, what about those? What about your salary actually? How much do they What really show your love for shoes again. Bring that back up. Like, dude, I got to It's just ah man, I love these. I'm sorry. I get really really excited about
[06:35] that's great. Like get your shoe as close as you can put it put it on his worksheet. I want it on the worksheet. laces like this? Once you touch the worksheet, you're
[06:47] I need you to touch the worksheet with the tip. The shoes just like fascinating cuz it's like it it's just it's the perfect mix between strengths are in in customer service? Um I can bench 240. I'm really strong.
[07:04] Um I can bench 240. I'm really strong. I mean, I can bench press 240. I'm physically? Mhm. That's good. Okay. How about how about helping people like an old an old way?
[07:16] said, can I try to pick you up right now to show you? I did. I mean, yeah, I do bench 240, but what' you say? You're like 180 190. Yeah, 190. But you can handle you can handle like interaction like between
[07:29] Yeah, I I could probably pick you up. Can I try to pick you up? No. That's okay, though. Are you sure you don't want me to pick I'm sure. Got it. Triple check
[07:43] Triple check. This is insane, dude. Quadruple check. Oh my gosh. Quadruple check.
[07:58] A penta check. Like number five. Usually one one check does good.
[08:11] company as our customer service manager? I'm really good at making people feel safe. Do you feel that? Customer I would say I'm really good at that? Yeah. Yeah. You
[08:24] force a smile. Now force your Now smile like weirdly at I love making people feel safe. I love making people feel safe. Yeah. That's a big pride of mine. Get his eye contact. Get low. Get low. Get like sort
[08:36] of in that. Get lower. Like closer to the desk. Alan, look at me. Do you feel What's that? Do you feel safe? He said no. What's the best piece of advice you've
[08:49] ever received, would you say? Probably that she's 18 in 2 weeks. Um, look at this face. Look at his face. look at this face. Look at his face. Probably that she's 18 in two weeks.
[09:03] I almost made a big mistake. Oh no. I almost made a big mistake, but luckily I had a I had a close friend that told me this girl I was speaking But don't worry, I set a calendar notification for the exact day that she
[09:17] Yeah, I did set a calendar notification though for when she would be 18 because though for when she would be 18 because that's that's fair play. that you're law-abiding, right? Yeah. You would never play under that
[09:32] got. How do you approach teamwork? I would say show respect to everybody Unless they're a woman. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. this. Are you next?
[09:47] Oh, yeah. You're done. What do you find rewarding about working realize that they're not talking to an Indian guy. Oh, I have an obvious one. I love the shock in people's voices when they pick
[09:59] up the phone and they find out they're not talking to an Indian guy. Okay, how about the next one we got? A customer comes to you and says that our product arrived to them broken, but they can't provide any proof. How would you
[10:11] handle the situation? If it's a guy, instant deny. If it's a guy, instant deny. If it's a girl, though, what is she happen? If it's a If it's a woman, I I usually
[10:25] think, what would she do to make this return happen? If you know what I mean. Make sure he sees you. Wink. Say, "Alan, look at me." And then wink. Wait. Al Allan, look at me. If you know what I mean about that
[10:39] answer. Oh, yeah. I understand. I understand. Wow. You're a Sorry. Uh, you're a pretty slow
[10:54] old, you'll find out there's other things that slow you down in time. Yeah. Oh my god, that's mean. You You are [ __ ] up, bro. with a difficult customer and how you overcame it?
[11:08] for like 5 minutes straight. I did have this one time I had this this minutes straight. So, I hit the red reset button on our forehead and threw her out. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
[11:25] Oh my god. So I I Oh yeah, that's how it went. Um, I hit the the red reset button on her forehead and that just threw her out.
[11:41] sounded abrasive. Like, you know, it actually works. Boom. But it does work. I just I just went like that and shut down. Pretend I'm her. I just went like this.
[11:55] Super light. No harm done. I just went like this and she went. This is not okay. Great. We're moving right along here.
[12:07] Wow. You're so mean. Look at him. Look at him. Slow writer. Okay, how about the next one here? We got What do you do when a customer says
[12:22] I treat my customers like I treat my women. I treat my customers like I treat my women. When they say no, I keep pushing. When they say no, I keep pushing. When they say no, I keep pushing.
[12:40] You You know what I mean, Alan? What do you mean by that? you know what I mean by that. You know what I mean, Alan, right? Not really. Can you Can you uh elaborate a little more?
[12:52] Um, no. Uh, no. I really want this job. I do. I do really want the job. Okay, that's so good. That's insane.
[13:06] breaking, bro. Joe, wink at us. Wink at us. Wink at us. Well, you sound like you're doing pretty good. We'll feed them the information. Got it. Alan, it was a pleasure meeting
[13:20] Hi. Oh, here we go. Not well. He seems so good out of 10. Um, I'm doing like about a four. Four.
[13:32] Four is really good. That's really good. Four out of 10. by the way. This out of 10. Look at you. Look at you. Look at you. Bandage jump. Come here. Come here. Come here. I think he could use a little more
[13:45] experience in and everything in life in general. You got a four, by the way. Four. That's really good. Four out of really good. Are you serious? And then when I told him to smile, I go,
[13:59] "Good thing to do is smile." You know, he just come like this like seems determined like he could do it, but he would need some serious training. Oh, I'm Tracy, by the way. Nice to meet you. Okay, you're going to
[14:14] be in here and you can actually see. Oh my god. A bear, [Music] Oh my god. You're cooked. You're cooked. Oh, here's Bennett. He's coming in. Look at him. Dude, why is he peeking in?
[14:28] All right. Thank you so much. All right. I'll be back with your first victim. No, I'm just kidding. Hi. It's right in here. I'm Tracy. Come on in here. You'll be meeting with Alejandro today.
[14:40] Nice to meet you. All right. Well, can you tell me a me. I'm 27 years old. Can I show you a magic I'm 27 years old. All right. Yeah. Nice. Can I show you a magic trick?
[14:53] We don't have anything for you to just make a magic trick up. make a magic trick up. Yeah. Okay. Um cuz it's kind of awkward. I plan to pack cards to show you a magic trick.
[15:06] And I accidentally grabbed a granola bar. that's good. Yo. Yo, do a granola bar disappearing trick and just throw it behind you. I think I can work with this. Okay,
[15:19] granola bar. Romeal chocolate. Nothing. You can touch it if you want. Wait, hold on. I just realized that was next to my butt. Oh, I'm sorry. That was next to my butt and I just made you touch it.
[15:31] You're hilarious. Okay, so gold macro bar. Okay, regular macro bar. Oh my god, that was so loud, dude. You just literally like broke the setup.
[15:45] leave it? You used to work in a morg until you got caught. Oh my god, you'reing. Okay, so uh not my last job. Originally, I worked at a grocery store and that was for a couple months. And then my last
[15:59] job was I used to work at a morg actually until I got caught. Got caught doing what? Winking him. Winking him. Winking him. You know, no, I don't. I DON'T.
[16:14] going to heal us. So, besides magic. Yes. What else are you passionate about? So, I'm actually very passionate about anime roleplay. You're great. You're You're up.
[16:27] I do. I'm really passionate. It's going to So, like All right. Now, show them your anime So, like like
[16:45] Yeah, all the time. Like, watch this. Ready? Have you ever seen Naruto? Okay. Look at this. What is he doing? Fire style. Fireball jutsu.
[17:01] 27. What's the best piece of advice you've the calendar. Oh my god. Sorry. Wow. That's a tough one. I've gotten so
[17:14] He doesn't want to say it. I would have to say my one buddy told me always mark a girl's 18th birthday on the calendar. Oh my god, this guy hates it. So you don't like, you know, pre- snipe or get or so you don't like get early
[17:29] access to the beta. You're always there ready when it's ready ready when it's So how comfortable are you uh with having a female boss? me what to do. Honestly, like I I love a dominant woman
[17:43] that will tell me what to do. I'm not going to lie. So, female boss is right up my alley. I'm totally fine with that. If anything, I kind of prefer it. When I'm not allowed to let my feet breathe during meetings.
[17:56] My biggest pet peeve is not being able to let my feet breathe during meetings. this I do don't do that. okay. You got to do it anyways. Crack your
[18:10] start taking them off. Can you describe a stressful HR situation and how you Pardon? Put your shoes back on. Put my shoes back on. Okay. Sorry. He's laying down the law.
[18:28] So, these two women employees were fighting, right? Okay. So, at my grocery store, actually, these two woman uh like employees were the other cashes next to me. The hot one was wrong.
[18:40] All I know is that the hot the hot cashier lady was completely wrong. I didn't want to look at her face anymore. You're an [ __ ] It's not going to sound good, but I fired the ugly one
[18:55] even though she was in the right. He's getting a zero. He's getting a I'm not going to lie. Me and the hot one like had a thing for a bit. It's It was the most It's probably the most messed up thing I ever did, but I went with the
[19:07] hot one side because of just our past. It's just more fun to look at her. You a zero. Are you broke? I want to hear this. Stop. It's just more fun to look at her, you know, especially while working. I was
[19:19] young. I was like 19 at this time. So, I I wanted to use that as an example of something that I would never do again in an HR position. mean, if if a hot girl comes again, I don't know what I'll do.
[19:33] How do you stay focused while working? Honestly, like for example, uh like I drove here and I didn't bring my phone with me. I kept it in my car, so I cards or Yeah. Or the cards. Do you want Do you want to see another
[19:46] magic trick? And then start unbuttoning your shirt slowly. see another one? No, he doesn't. Start unbuttoning your shirt more. No.
[20:01] Do you have any talents outside of HR? Uh, I do gymnastics for fun and I I can man. Other than magic, I actually just started gymnastics recently, too. tricks if you want. It's very hot in here.
[20:16] want to see some? No. Yo, try to do the splits. Try to do the splits. Like, move your chair back and now." Are you sure you don't want to see me do any gymnastics? You got me in like
[20:28] Look, I can do the splits. Look. Look. I can do the splits. actually can do the can do the splits. actually can do the splits. All right, ready? he can't do the splits. He's going to rip his pants. Oh my god, he Look at his
[20:42] face. He can't do the split. All right. All right. difficult conversation have with an employee had with me. I'd say it's a more difficult
[20:56] conversation an employee had with me. What do you mean by that? Our secretary caught me taking an upskirt picture under her cubicle. He might not say. Wait, he might not say
[21:08] He's thinking about it. I was told to be honest in this Oh my god. Oh my god. No, don't say it. The secretary lady. So, I was young during this job. So,
[21:20] Cut to the chase. Come on, buddy. The uh the manager lady or the secretary lady caught me. It was a dare. I got dared by my friends. taking a silly little photo. She caught me taking like a silly
[21:34] upskirt photo of her from her like cubicle desk area. Oh my god. That's terrible. You guys are [ __ ] How do you deal with couples being
[21:48] So, basically, I'd set up a chair like this and then put your chair in the corner like a cuck chair. He's got to do it. I don't know if he's going to do it. Honestly, I feel like here, I'll use I won't I don't want to
[22:01] move this chair, but I feel like like let's say you're the couple right there being overly affectionate, right? I feel like what I I would do is I would set up like what I I would do is I would set up like a chair in the corner like this
[22:16] kind of like like a [ __ ] chair. Do you know what that is? I would just I would know what that is? I would just I would just like just sit from here and Say honestly, this is your natural sexual preference.
[22:30] Honestly, like I guess it's kind of a bad question for me cuz like I'd say this is like a preference of mine. Like I I kind of like being in the cuck chair. I'm not going to lie.
[22:47] that chair. Susie is an employee of the company. She's not been performing well, even after multiple warnings. The boss wants you to fire her. How do you go I'll offer Suzie a plea deal. I'd say
[23:05] honestly like depending on the situation, I'd offer Suzie a plea deal. And my crotch is the judge. Sorry. I'm so sorry. Oh, you might not. No, he's going to do it. He'll do it. Between me and you, let's just say
[23:22] mean? What do you mean? Don't help him. Don't help him. Like, if Susie has been a bad employee, I think me and the judge would give her a second chance.
[23:37] My crotch. But, chair. Does uh race play a role in how much you not." No, of course not.
[23:49] It's the gay employees I won't help. Dude, dude, dude, dude. would worry about. Well, thank you very much. Yeah, thank you all. I appreciate it.
[24:01] fast. He is getting out of there. I thought he saw the I thought he saw the camera. He looked right at it.
[24:13] Oh, he'd make a really bad person. That's so We're getting here. Uh, what's the best piece of advice you ever received? He told me to wait until
[24:26] uh the calendar to win a girl's 18. You don't preemptively strike. Um, look at her face. And uh he he moved the chair over there and then sat there and then he was like I would just
[24:43] then he was like I would just like from a distance. job he was applying for. I would say a three. You got you got beat. By the way, you uh you right now are
[24:57] and you have to sell 10 balloons. Clown boy. Hey, there's still two of you going. Oh my god. Now you guys and I'm on the next. God damn. Find out.
[25:17] Okay, so you can have a seat over there. I don't know. It usually takes like 30 I don't know. Yeah, it's only like 19 questions there, so Oh. Oh, I think he's here. Are you
[25:30] Uh, yeah. I'm here for the 4:30. This is Michael. meet you. You and I'll be out here doing some work Well, uh, tell me a little bit about yourself.
[25:43] Nathan, I need you to stall because you can't think of anything about yourself. can't think of anything about yourself. H, a little bit about myself. You know, kind of live like a boring lifestyle, I'd say. I mean, it's Man, a little bit
[25:58] about keeps on. Um, Look at his face. right now for work? Right now? Oh, I'm kind of in between jobs. Um, but keep stalling. Keep stalling.
[26:10] Yeah. Um, man. Yeah, it's a stumper. I'm good. Yeah, take your time on it, too. Take Nathan, now say I'm 20. I'm 23. Uh, you know, if you have any pets or
[26:23] Okay. Um, that's it. That's it. Just stall now. Yeah. I mean, can't really think of no, you're all good. What a start, Nathan.
[26:37] get out of work? I once said my mom was in the hospital. hospital, but really I just went on a trip to Canada. But really, I just went on a kind of a trip to Canada. You just went to Canada and just like,
[26:50] went skiing. Did you know the age of fact about that place is the age of consent there is only 16 which is insane. Um I mean that's wild.
[27:03] Yes sir. You got to do what you got to do. You know the average account? Give me any two big numbers and I can big numbers and I can add them up
[27:16] Really? Yeah. Okay. Let's see. How big are we talking? Uh three three digits. Let's say three I brought a calculator with me, ACTUALLY.
[27:33] But you probably might not need it. That's the thing. We'll see. How does you have a binder with a calculator? Look at his face. [ __ ] He knows he's All right,
[27:46] we're thinking 8,549 plus 6,544. Okay. Okay. Okay. Repeat the numbers real quick.
[27:59] Okay. No worries. No worries. Spit out an answer as soon as he says it. So, we're going to do 8,549. Plus plus
[28:13] 5,849. 13,376. You said it confidently though. So, the numbers were off here. That's where I'm Lower number. Just 125.
[28:29] plus 250. Hold on. 97 375. We got that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Should he get a point off? He's not doing anything.
[28:42] not what I wanted him to do. As an accountant, how would you save our I've got three words for you, sweetheart. Child labor. I got three sweetheart. Child labor. I got three words for you. Child labor.
[28:58] I mean, he's almost laughing, dude. Yep. I mean, that's so child labor. Name something cheaper than a child with I mean, name something, you know, cheaper than a child with a pickaxe. You
[29:12] know what I mean? That's, you know, money, right? accountant, how would you save our company money legally and ethically?
[29:26] You know, I make sure to go through everything uh very very thoroughly. And child labor and you know, child labor. Child labor. Yep. We'll keep going back to that one. I would say I do I mean finding the proper tax code and using
[29:40] that I feel like is important. But have you seen child labor in the tax But have you seen child labor in the tax code? code? They have great taxes for it. Well, is that's child labor in the tax
[29:53] No, it's just cuz there's none. There's literally none in the tax code. It happens. It happens. Next question. What would you say is your biggest strength and weakness?
[30:05] too much. Okay. Can you give me an example of McDonald's. That was like my first job. And that's kind of where I got my work fries. Yo, get more fist bumps. I need I need
[30:18] I was more of a registered type guy. I never moved on. Another Did you do the burgers though? You did can respect this part. You know what I'm saying? They got me on
[30:32] I was on the mop. On the mop, my brother. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, yeah. So, swim instructor. I worked at the YMCA. Okay. Um, yeah. No, it was a it was a fun
[30:44] Where was your So, where's the weakness in there? Yes. Awesome. Wait, can I do one more for safety? See? Uh, fist bump. All right. Um, let me see. I might want
[30:57] Hold up, bro. I got to give you fist bump real quick for that. Yeah, I good question. Yes, that was that was that was great, I know. Swim instructors. Let's dive in on that.
[31:10] Okay, I like the pun there. Hey, fist bump. We have seen McDonald's. McDonald's. Swim instructor. Say swim instructor came naturally to me cuz I'm white. Oh, he won't say it. If he doesn't say
[31:24] You know, I'd say I'd say that swim instructor kind of came naturally to me descent. Um Okay. Michael Phelps type. We'll Did you watch any of the Olympics? Any swim?
[31:37] Um, yeah. No, I I watched Michael Phelps a couple years ago. Yeah, back in the Yeah. Fist bump for the Olympics. Hey, fist bump for the Olympics, though. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. Did you watch it? I mean, enough to know that America was
[31:50] that. That's what I'm saying. I want 10 more by the end of this. work with, I guess, different co-workers. You save money, me happy. I I have a I have a catchphrase. You save money, me
[32:03] happy. Okay. Okay. Okay. Can you say it again You save money, you're happy. You save money, me happy. Yes. Um, stop looking at the camera.
[32:17] reconciliation? You save money, me happy? Sorry. Sorry. I just wanted to make sure to get that done. Can we get it a little bit more? Clearly, when it comes to saving money,
[32:30] something that motivates you? You save money, me happy. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Always. All right. Let's see. So when it comes on a personal savior level, do you have a budget or something you're doing each
[32:44] month? Obviously saving money makes you happy, but what's that look like? I $10. [Laughter] Now I'm going out. Um, you know, if it's $10, uh, $20,
[33:01] money. YOU SAVE MONEY, ME HAPPY. REMEMBER? YEP. YEP. YEP. um that you'll save money and be happy. received? I've got three for you.
[33:13] Choose your friends wisely. Choose your friends wisely. Stay true to yourself. And never get in an Uber if the driver And never get in an Uber if the driver is a woman.
[33:26] Especially an Asian woman. Especially, you know, like you said, an Asian woman. Wow. Safety tip. I like to look for the Asian women names. Let me tell you some.
[33:38] you can actually find, you can tell a lot about someone based on their name. So, like, you know, if it's an Asian lady name, you got to watch out for like Lynn. L I N H
[33:50] How do you spell that one? C H U N C H I. I gotten a lot of those. I need four more examples. Where's the conversation? Ling. L I N G. That's one.
[34:05] I don't know if I've heard any names. You haven't heard Bing? He's always He's always She's always rolling around. Mitsubishi. Mishoishi. Um Oh, wait. Maybe that was the car name.
[34:20] Oh, maybe that was the car name. Sorry. Same thing. But yeah. Um Subaru.
[34:33] with those. This is [ __ ] bro. He needs to get a Have you ever been fired from a job? If so, why? Yeah, for discrimination. Yeah. One time, um I actually did end up
[34:46] getting fired for discrimination. Uh you can elaborate. Um yeah, so at McDonald's, this lady, she wanted a McChick and I ended up Okay. Yeah. So that was actually a lie. Tell
[35:00] McDonald's? I was up in like Sacramento or in Vegas, they tell him you just lied to him. You just it. What the do I have to do to get through
[35:12] Yeah. Have you ever been able to say one yet? If we don't say something, we get a point off our score for the final. So We absolutely are. Michael, we're making our way. We're doing it.
[35:26] we got that chemistry." Yep. 2017 Audi R8 V10 Plus. By the way, everybody, that's his car. I'm going to do a little plug. He's just
[35:38] Loves cars. Okay. Yeah. And that's that's like my biggest passion. That and work. Of course. I love cars. Unless an Asian woman's But yeah, I love cars. As long as is, you know, an Asian lady's not driving
[35:50] No, Michael does not like that. kisser. I am a really good kisser. start leaning in for a kiss. Close right now. Right now. Right now. Right
[36:02] Yeah. I'd say I'd say that I'm a pretty good kisser. He said no. Okay. So, this one's going to relate back to kind of an earlier question. Have there ever been a time you've had
[36:14] accountant? Yeah. I once messed up somebody's taxes So, I did actually end up doing my friend's taxes. Like, I helped him with it. And I messed them up so badly that when they called to complain, I
[36:28] think it's a scam call. So when they called to complain, I kind of pretended to be an Indian to make them think it's like a scam call, right? Okay. So the the IRS came calling. Your boy said, "Hey, my buddy Nathan did the
[36:41] Exactly. Yeah. Then they g he gave him my phone number and then that was kind That was taxes. IRS called Nathan, insist on showing Michael your Yeah, I can show you my Indian accent actually. So, like if anybody ever
[36:53] Oh, let's do a mock call. Let's do one. Nathan. Hey. Hey. Is this Nathan? What is happening? Uh, hey Nathan. This is the IRS calling
[37:06] actually told us that you did their taxes. We were just curious. Wanted to follow up on that. I guess there's a couple discrepancies here. Uh, anything you can add to that? Oh, no. No, that wasn't me.
[37:19] Wait, why is he doing Asian? Is that Asian? Kind of sounds Chinese. your friend did give. So, no, this is Rajit. This is Rajie. I may possibly have the the wrong
[37:31] THIS IS RAJIE. HE'S SO BAD at it. At least we know he's not racist. That's a good thing. So, there's no ever no like uh no email, kind of work for him? Basically, hello, I want to slurpie
[37:45] or kind of took care of itself. Um yeah. Yeah. No, I mean that was that He can't hear me. It's all good. Just don't just let it happen. This guy's on. Basically, for the viewers, when he does this, that means he can't hear us.
[37:59] learned as an accountant so far? Women do not take this as a form of payment. You know, women do not take certain acts as a form of payment. Um, learned that from my buddy. That's got to be a
[38:13] Yeah, you got you got this guy, bro. reason said half the lesson you learned don't get in the car with an Asian woman point fist bump really
[38:29] oh sorry almost too quick of a fist bump scared him scared dude he made Michael get that he did not want to give that you've had to solve at work
[38:42] we were missing $500 from the cash register We were missing $500 from the cash register.
[38:55] trying to think of like an unusual problem. We were missing $500 from the cash register. How are you getting this? Like what the
[39:08] register. of stole. Like I said, this was my ba past self. Um, I stole $800 from the cash register like over time.
[39:21] Well, no. I think that has to be an audio issue. There's like 5,000 layers of beeswax in his ear. You think so? 800 bucks. Is that maybe a $20 bill 40 times or is that more in total? Yeah, like 800 bucks.
[39:33] Okay. There was another time though we were missing $500 from the cash Wow. You can't hear it. All right. It's all good. step would be for me to rate the final score. I'm not sure. She she might want
[39:47] sure. We'll see. Well, uh I'm going to talk with her and Hey, you got a last fist bump. interview.
[40:00] No. That Andy was breaking up. I think it's dying. score? Yeah, that' be might be We're going to give him a four. Four. 4 - 2 equals two.
[40:12] All right, Nathan, you got a minus two. So, you're now the loser right now. You Benny, you have three. Three. want to see Nathan dressed up as a clown, and he has to sell 10 balloons to
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[40:37] are in the Orange County area, I'm telling you right now, look at just look like a GTA garage. Like, it is a dealership that hates dealerships. Like, come on. This is Tim, by the way. Tim's the goat. Good man. He'll take care of
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