[00:07] here with jackass.com and today I'm going to be using a strategy for mines that I crafted using chat GPT. So I used chat GPT to help me write
[00:19] a simulator for mines. And we're going to use a strategy that I discovered using my simulator to try to win $500 from my current bankroll of 1,500 that I
[00:31] have right now. We might do this once, we might do it twice, we might even do it three times. Uh we have about a 72% chance of times. Uh we have about a 72% chance of turning 1,500 into 2,000. So a gain of
[00:45] turning 1,500 into 2,000. So a gain of 500 or more. Uh let's go ahead and look 500 or more. Uh let's go ahead and look at that strategy. Right now we are using stake coin or stake cash I believe it's called. I currently have a balance of
[00:58] 1500 and we are going to switch to the auto mode. And actually this is the strategy I want to use. I'm just going to pick on 13 tiles. 13 out of the 25.
[01:10] We're going to keep the number of mines at three. Uh we're going to keep the number of games at zero, which implies in infinite an infinite number of games that we're going to be playing. Uh when we win,
[01:24] bet, which is going to be $1. When we lose, we're going to increase our bets by 10.5%. That is the
[01:37] uh percentage that I found to work the best. that resulted in about the highest success rate for this strategy of trying to win 500 out of a bankroll of to win 500 out of a bankroll of 1,500. Um, let's go ahead
[01:51] and let's reset this and we're going to take uh we are going to start autoplay. So, whenever you hit, you're going to win 10.3 times your bet or actually 9.35 times your bet. Uh, and every time
[02:08] you lose, you're going to increase your bet by 10 point yeah, occasionally you take some dumps here in
[02:21] the graph here. I've played this a ton of times. I've been practicing with the strategy for a while, and I've only failed once. That happened last night. I lost uh 1,500. Uh, but most of the times you're
[02:36] very successful hitting this $500 goal. So, right now we're already up $45. Um, we are risking a lot. We have a bankroll of $1,500 and we're only trying to add an
[02:52] additional $500. So, that's about a third of your bankroll. Uh, when you go bust, uh, this stops when you don't have you're increasing your bets more and
[03:04] more every time you lose. If you have a long losing streak, if you have a long losing streak, your bets may get as high as $100 or $200, I think, might be the top tier bet before you start to run out of money. Um, but it's always possible
[03:19] that since you need to make a $200 bet, it's possible that you still have $150 in your account balance. So, um, you don't always go broke, but like I said before, you have about a 72% chance of succeeding. That's a little bit less
[03:34] succeeding. That's a little bit less than 3/4 of the time. So, if you round it up to the nearest quarter, you would be successful three times, you would lose once, and that about washes out. I've done some calculations for this
[03:47] game, and it turns out this game has a 1% house advantage. So, for every bet 1% house advantage. So, for every bet that you make, you lose 1% of your money. And this strategy doesn't change that. You still have a negative
[04:00] expectation when you play this strategy, but you do have a very high success rate of hitting that target of $500. So, right now, we're up $88. Uh, the times I played this, I've gotten
[04:15] Well, like I said before, I've only failed once. I've failed once. I've gotten past the like $1,000 uh bankroll requirement a couple of times. And as you can see in this graph
[04:28] right here, it'll dip down to, you know, being down a,000 uh 1,200 or more. Uh and then it has that recovery. And when you recover, you should end up where you were before you had that losing streak and maybe a
[04:44] little bit to the good beyond that. So you'll see every time you hit a win, you end up a little bit higher than where you started that negative streak. So in that regards, it's kind of similar to Martingale, but at a much slower scale.
[04:59] So with Martingale, you're doubling your money every time you lose. Here, you're only increasing it by 10.5%. So about every nine bets, you're going to be doubling your bet. So, uh, since you're starting with a dollar starting bet, uh,
[05:16] it doesn't get too bad too fast. It takes, you know, 20 or 30 or even 40 losses to start getting into the nosebleleeds. So, in that regards, it's
[05:29] nosebleleeds. So, in that regards, it's something that I prefer much more than Martingale. Right now, you can see we're up over 150 already. We're trying to hit that goal of being up 500. Uh let's see how this goes. Uh I've
[05:43] probably won this around five times and lost once. But I've been trying to fine-tune the correct percentage. I was trying 9% before. Uh then I was trying 10%, now I'm doing 10.5. 10.5 seems to be at about the sweet spot between 10
[05:59] be at about the sweet spot between 10 and 11% increase on a loss. Um, but like Martingale, this requires a lot of money to win a little bit at a time. But what's good about this system is that
[06:13] what's good about this system is that when you hit, you do hit 10x or 9.35x of a win every time you hit it. So, uh, it's a fast recovery. Um, as opposed to like Martingale, you
[06:27] have to double your bets and you only and you get uh double your money every time you hit. This is a much faster acceleration cuz you're winning 10 times your bet every time you hit. So, right now, you can see we're up 220 222, I
[06:43] think, was our high point. We're almost halfway there. Uh, let's see how this goes. While this is going, let me show you that simulator that I wrote. It's just right here. I threw it in uh JS
[06:57] Fiddle. Uh so here we have three mines. We have 13 picks. We have a starting balance of 1500. We want to win 500. We're starting with a $1 bet. We're
[07:09] 10.5%. And here I did a million simulations. And here you can see we're successful 72.43% of the time. I think I might have to be on this screen for it to continue. I think it pauses if
[07:23] I think it pauses if I go to a different tab, but um so we're up 260 over halfway there. Take a look at this graph. This is what you're going to typically see on this type of strategy.
[07:39] A strategy that doesn't win a lot. It doesn't win very often. Um let me take a doesn't win very often. Um let me take a look at the stats. So if we pick 13 look at the stats. So if we pick 13 numbers, we are going to be successful
[07:57] one in every 11 trials or one in every 11 11 trials or one in every 11 bets. Um, and when you win, you win 9.35 times your bet plus your original bet back. So that's 10.35. We're up almost
[08:13] back. So that's 10.35. We're up almost 300 right now. That's a good really good sign. And yeah, if you look at this graph, it's just this steady uptick, uptick, uptick with some occasional dips. And you can see the curvature of
[08:28] dips. And you can see the curvature of the dip. That is because of the increasing amount that you're betting. Uh if it were just a flat uh doubling of your bet, well, a doubling of your bet would have that
[08:43] same curvature or a similar curvature. Uh but if you were just betting the same amount every time, it would be a flat line. But here you can see it accelerates because we increase our bets. But with increasing our bets, we
[08:57] are able to recover plus add some money to our uh previous balance from when we to our uh previous balance from when we started that negative streak. So, so far we've won 35 times. We've lost 317 times. Uh things looking good so far.
[09:13] There's another win 320 330. Uh just need to win about 16 17 more times maybe. I think the times that I've broken through the barrier, I've
[09:26] I've broken through the barrier, I've had around 55 to 60 wins. So, we have 39 wins so far, 40 wins. Just got to win around 10 more times. But I don't know. What do you think of this system so far, guys? Let me
[09:50] IDKU asks, "What are my parameters? [Music] Let's see. There we go. I showed you the parameters. The the parameters are right here. Uh the bet amount starts at
[10:05] $1. We are currently up to $10. Uh but we are playing with three mines out of the 25 slots and we are increasing our bet by 10.5% every time we lose. Okay, let's This is a bad run. You can see it
[10:20] dipping, dipping, dipping. We're up to $33 a spin or a bet. Oh, no. Okay, here we go. Oh, there we go. 370. That was a pretty bad dip,
[10:33] guys. What do you guys think? But yeah, it can get think? But yeah, it can get scary. Let's see. How far down have we gotten? So, we were only down, even as bad as that looked, we were only down
[10:46] bad as that looked, we were only down 137. and we are trying to risk a total of $1,500. We've worked that $1,500 into almost $1,900 so far. The goal is to get it to
[11:07] far. But the many, many times that I've run these types of trials, this is the run these types of trials, this is the typical graph that you will see. So, um, and as we showed in the simulator, you are going to be successful hitting this
[11:22] goal, hitting this specific goal around 72% of the time. So, uh, that's not quite 3/4 of the time. If you were to hit it 3/4 of the time, you'd be about even with the house. But, as I mentioned
[11:36] before, this game has a 1% disadvantage. That's just baked into the game itself. So, every payout every payout uh takes away 1% of
[11:51] equity every time you bet it. You know, that's how they calculate the payouts. So, you know, if if this were a coin flip, instead of paying you one to one for every time you win, it would pay you, you
[12:10] loss. Let's see. So, Setelli asks, "How can you play it from Spain?" I think
[12:23] I'm playing from the US, so I'm signing up with stake. US. If you do sign up with stake.com or I don't know if they have a stake. For Spain, uh, just make sure you use the sign up code, the welcome code Jack Ace, that'll make you
[12:37] eligible for rakeback. Basically, that gives you money back from every wager that you make on the site. Um, in the US, Stake. US is a social casino. You
[12:50] can't make deposits, but they do give you the opportunity to earn cash. Uh, on basis, they'll give you something like a dollar per day. You just have to claim
[13:02] it. You have to go into your wallet and claim it. Um, they also have bonus 480. We're almost there, guys. We're almost there, almost there, fam. 490. We're at 490. We're almost at
[13:15] 500. Almost there, guys. And it looks like we pretty much coasted there. We haven't run into too many problems yet yet. Knock on wood. Uh I'm not very superstitious, but I'm going to knock on wood anyway. But I think if we hit maybe
[13:31] two more times, we're going to be good. one or two more times. But just don't want to hit that negative streak right now. Knock on now. Knock on wood. But yeah, if you're in
[13:44] Spain, 496. If you're in Spain. So, we hit our goal. We are up 500. That's how easy that was. Um, let 500. That's how easy that was. Um, let me show you how this simulator works.
[13:59] If you wanted to play with five mines and you wanted to pick, let's say, simulations at a time. That only has a success rate of
[14:14] success rate of 66.5. Uh maybe I think that would pay more. So maybe we do a lower transition. What if maybe we do a lower transition. What if we do 5%.
[14:35] lower? So, that's a higher Hold on. Sorry about that sneeze, guys. Uh, this one has a higher payout.
[14:47] If we choose five mines with 10 picks, that's a higher payout. And because of that, we can pick a lower percent increase. But um we're
[15:00] going to stick with this three mines picking 13 slots. This has a 75 or picking 13 slots. This has a 75 or sorry, a 72% success
[15:12] rate. And let's go ahead and try this one more time, guys. Let's see how this does. So, I'm going to reset everything. As you can see, I'm up 500. everything. As you can see, I'm up 500. Let's see if we can win another
[15:35] stake in Spain. Sorry, homie. That homie. That sucks. Usually, I found that Spain and Europe is pretty liberal about gambling, but yeah, that sucks.
[15:53] Amanda 293 says, "Hey, I am pretty sure this is bot, but what up Amanda 293 with no profile
[16:08] So, you would think that it's very easy to get a dry spell using this system because you're only supposed to win every 11 tries or so.
[16:20] every 11 tries or so. But I since you're betting so little, it seems to be in your favor that you're going to not have this just horrendously bad losing streak. And when you finally do hit it, you're going to
[16:45] recover. Uh, iron rip. Lang rip 62. What do you use to put crypto in and out? Uh, if you have a hardware wallet, you can usually take money off any exchange into your hardware wallet and
[17:01] then from your hardware wallet, you can deposit to any gambling site that allows deposit to any gambling site that allows crypto deposits. So, probably if you purchase crypto directly from an exchange and then try to deposit from
[17:15] the exchange directly to a gambling site, they're not going to allow site, they're not going to allow that. But if you offload it to that. But if you offload it to a crypto wallet like I have
[17:30] [Music] here, have this treasure wallet here. I wallets around the [Music]
[17:46] wallets. I may give them away to some lucky lucky person. Uh but not your keys, not your coin. I have a YouTube video about how to set up your
[18:00] crypto wallet, why it's good to set up a crypto wallet. Uh you should not keep your money in an exchange for a long period of time. And for reasons such as this is another reason why you shouldn't keep your money in an exchange. Uh they
[18:16] can be subject to local laws where they won't let you deposit from your exchange won't let you deposit from your exchange account into a gambling account. So, not your keys, not your coin. If you're not managing your crypto yourself, then
[18:32] you're able to spend it. Uh-oh, we're going through a negative streak right here. We're betting 22. Come on, hit. Let's hit. Come on, dude. Come on. One in 111 chance. Let's hit it. Come on. We're betting 40. We're down 300. Uh-oh.
[18:47] Not looking good. Let's hit this. Come on. Come on, dude. We're down 600 80. Oh no. Uhoh. What's going on, guys? I'm
[18:59] getting scared. We're down 200 12400. Oh, we just got clapped, guys. We got clapped. Oh, we were up 100 and then Oh, no. We lost everything. So, yeah, we lost 1400 there. That sucked. That
[19:16] sucked. Oh, man. I don't know what to do. I don't That's only my second time losing with the system. the system. So, normally it looks like a very steady
[19:30] win, but yeah. Damn, we just lost 1500 there. But oh, that sucked. Anyway, fam, that sucked. But I'm glad you guys were here
[19:42] to witness that. Uh, stay tuned. I'm going to be making this Mind's simulator available to the public very soon. Uh, check it out. Check out my site, jackass.com, for updates. Check out my
[19:56] YouTube channel for more updates. Uh, I will publish this to its own website will publish this to its own website very soon. Uh, keep an eye out for it. Uh, sorry, this couldn't have been a longer stream for you
[20:15] Uh, oh man, I'm crushed. I'm crushed. That's only my second time losing, so that freaking stinks. But I'm glad you guys were here to watch this. Thanks for joining. Always gamble responsibly. Never play
[20:28] Always gamble responsibly. Never play triple zerolet. And peace out, donkeys. triple zerolet. And peace out, donkeys. [Music]