--- title: 'Bratishkin Watches — Ivan Zolo''s First Kiss | Date with a Fit Girl (Altushka...)' source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=HMmwEMmPL-E' video_id: 'HMmwEMmPL-E' date: 2026-08-01 duration_sec: 2727 --- # Bratishkin Watches — Ivan Zolo's First Kiss | Date with a Fit Girl (Altushka...) > Source: [Bratishkin Watches — Ivan Zolo's First Kiss | Date with a Fit Girl (Altushka...)](https://youtube.com/watch?v=HMmwEMmPL-E) ## Summary This video is a reaction-style comedy episode on the Tatvola channel, centered on Ivan Zolo's arranged first kiss. It follows Ivan through an awkward gym 'date' with a girl, a chaotic yoga session, and a restaurant date, ending with the promised kiss landing on the cheek. ### Key Points - **Channel disclaimer and premise** [00:43] — The host opens with a comedic disclaimer warning that the content can cause addiction, love for the host, and a desire to go to the gym, framing the video as lighthearted reaction/entertainment. - **Origin of Ivan Zolo's first kiss** [02:03] — Ivan's first kiss was arranged based on a video by Dilblin from six months earlier; he had promised the girl he would enlarge her breasts and buy her clothes, and the continuation of that story plays out here. - **Planned two-part format** [07:42] — The video's loose structure is announced: first Ivan meets the girl in the gym as her coach, then they move to a date where the kiss is supposed to happen. - **Ivan's 13 bride criteria** [11:17] — Ivan jokes that he has 13 criteria for a future bride: she must have an expensive apartment in Moscow, earn 500,000–1,000,000 rubles a month, own a car, have social media presence, and fit types like 'pikmi, cutie, altushka, or costumer'. - **Gym coaching segment** [15:08] — The gym portion features Ivan 'training' the girl with a 4 kg dumbbell, improvised exercises, awkward physical contact, and jokes about muscles and training lips for kissing. - **Yoga poses spiral into chaos** [20:43] — The 'yoga' section devolves into a series of awkward partner poses, including sitting on Ivan, handstands, a doggy pose, and running jokes about the Kama Sutra and cringe. - **Meta-commentary on structure** [31:31] — The creator acknowledges that the video lacks structure and is held together by improvisation, which is why it becomes chaotic — a candid admission about the reaction-content format. - **Restaurant date and the kiss** [39:38] — The date segment includes a fake waiter, a two-item menu, lemonade and Skittles, jokes about future children's names (Gentle, Izofina, Jean Grey/Sasha Grey), and ends with the long-awaited first kiss — which lands on the cheek. ### Conclusion Despite the crude humor and deliberate chaos, the video fulfills its core promise: viewers see Ivan Zolo's awkward first kiss and the date leading up to it. ## Transcript so you don't miss the [laughter] little circle where I apologize, uh, yeah, I Telegram to see it. It will probably all be there. So, uh, thank you so much for subscribing, [laughter] [ __ ]. Do we won't watch spoilers like that. So, some people are already putting someone in the crab position here. So, Ivan stands there like Zolochok. Well done. So, a legend. Oh, they finally added subtitles for Ivan Zola. Yes. That's for sure. I received this notification in Telegram. No [ __ ] way. Not here. This is a disclaimer. You are on Tatvola channel. Content can cause addiction, love for me and a desire to go to the gym. And if training may seem hard to you, then jokes are even harder. Enjoy watching. Thank you. This is so that, well, the reaction can be seen. We'll cut it out. [laughter] We'll cut that out. Don't worry, YouTube has already come up with its own channel. important to us." Yes. everyone. Hello, dear friends. [music] My name is Ivan Zolo 2000. I Do n't, please. You'll say again now that you're a musician, an actor in the future, yes, a streamer, a blogger, a TikToker, a musician. And today there will be a introduced himself. So, a legendary day. I will kiss a first time in my life. I have never done this before, but will experience it. Ivan, somehow you did everything wrong. First you and the girl made out with each other's panties , and then you kissed. I think that the fact that you first made out with the girl and then kissed her means that you have crossed over to the dark side of the Internet. So, it turns out that Ivanzola is somehow, well, not for traditional, yes, our all-Russian family values, so to speak. This is all happening on my channel. Thank you very much, Vanyuk. You're welcome . [laughter] Yes, I'm ready. Do you know the girl? Regarding [the music], I chose it from a video by Dilblin about 6 months liked it. This is such a l. So interesting. Ivan, by the way, did you promise her at the end? Yes, as far as I remember, my memory doesn’t fail me, and my memory regarding you, Ivan, doesn’t fail me. You promised to make her breasts bigger and buy her clothes, by the way, that's if you've managed it or not. The story is based on Dilblin's video. Dilblin's video he said that he would chose her. You are a little further away from [music] connection. And the continuation is on my channel, where you will actually kiss, you understand? I I'm ready. [ __ ], I'm afraid to imagine how much money they gave her to kiss Ivan Zola, to be honest. And you know, there is a little bit of But is it considered prostitution to some extent if she was given a little money ? No, let's just say they give you money to kiss Ivan Zola. Will you be considered a prostitute or not? It's funny to me how prostitution?" At first they wrote yes, but then when I said: “If you had kissed it, it would have been considered,” they were like: “No.” [laughter] No, well, if it’s me, then no, but if it’s someone else, then yes. Dina, you are What are your general expectations from your first kiss? with a girl. What if it's a boy? Haven't you thought about it, Ivan? Also, like, Well, don't say gob until you know? You haven't tried it with a man, right? How can you know? It seems to me that relatively large companies. So, it seems to me that he learned something relatively new . That is, at first it was taktaktak, . That is, at first it was taktaktak, then uh he said something else, I forgot, and now it’s relatively forbidden with the boy. I don't [ __ ] know, this Roskomnadzor really banned kissing a boy again, [ __ ]. This is pizza. Actually, that's how things are. Maybe they'll write to my manager and there, well, I don't know, there will be some other kisses. This one will write to my manager and there will be some more kisses. What the [ __ ]? So, dear ladies in the chat, you are here for sure. Uh, answer me this question: how much money do I need to give you to kiss Ivan Zola? Zero. That is, I would do it for free. La, no less. Oh, come on, you're drinking, for God's sake. I would have given myself to handsome guy just for sushi. His affairs. Well, for actors this is basically . Ah, Jack. By the way, my streams are 18+. If there are any female children here , get out of here. Yes, an actor. Exactly. Look, Vanya, I'm already bringing a girl to you, but first this is very important. Peppermint chewing gum. Open your I have Derol. This is necessary. Well, this is [ __ ]. Look at to have good smelling breath. Honestly, it's like spraying odikolon on your Honestly, it's like spraying odikolon on your pubic area. Well, it's a classic. Okay, go ahead, go ahead. go ahead. [ __ ], pizza. He needs to put something alive in his mouth Ha, Ivan Zolotsovki. That's it, pizza is cancelled. What's wrong with Ugh. And very important, Vanya, this is the world place. This needs to be really used. Trust yours. necessary. Experience everything from top to bottom. Cover everything completely For what? Then you'll understand and say thank you. Oh well, that's a boyti too. I don’t even know who is more offended by this: Ivan Zolo or the girl who came there. I say, I need more. My honest. It will sting there later, better smear it. at all. Let's get a girl. [ __ ]. Hello. Hello. How are you? Yes, this is literally the same girl that Fine. Are you ready for today? Today you have a Ivan Zolo's first kiss in his entire life. tall is he? Meter 30 of life. And what can you do with it? This will spoil or, on the contrary, will greatly [make music] happy in the entire female After me he won't want anyone else. Well, I'm counting on you. [ __ ], what the [ __ ]? I look, [ __ ] horror. [snorts] I don't know what's more Zola is going to interact with her now or the fact that she came to this [ __ ]? This is my friend, the idiots. Well, naturally, well, when someone shows someone, it’s always someone’s friend, classmate, although she’s probably 30 years old. now someone's girlfriend will show up, and you'll be like: "Well, yeah, Ivan Zolo was there. Well, uh, well, what about me? I was sitting at home." Well, I'm fine, damn. Well, this is Ivan. [laughter] Hey guys Great. Mood? [ __ ], you have a good one. Get ready for me with me. How are you doing? [music] Excellent. Are you in a good mood? Are you ready to kiss me today? Let OK. Let's start straight from panties to panties. Let's go. Fine. Let's. What shall we do? You'll obviously be busy with something. Well, maybe we'll short, what else the point of this video is. First, your acquaintance takes place. in the gym. You're acting as her coach today, right? You tell her what needs to be done, she shows you everything. And then we move on to the date, where you will most likely already connection. She's just like a tiger. It's just, prepared text or something, I don't understand. Or did he actually just reveal this himself? This is powerful. Fine, well done. By the way, I told you 6 months ago, By the way, I told you 6 months ago, well, to make you bigger breasts. So he is not the only one who remembers. I remember. So, you did it, well done. And basically you did it, well done. And basically he says: "You did it. Well done, Ivan. Well, I'll tell you this." Tyler's homework. Tyler's homework. Yes, Masha Tyler. [laughter] property of sometimes being bigger, sometimes being smaller. It depends on the fact that there is being smaller. It depends on the fact that there is This is all female magic, I tell you. Well, relatively speaking, I like it. Thank you. Everything for him. [ __ ], no one has ever said that to me in my life . Everything for me. Dawns and fogs you. By the way, where is the colored I painted them. You don't like it that much? Well , relatively speaking, to be honest. Relatively speaking, to be honest, tacttact. Actually, no, it’s not noticeable at all. I think you and I will go to a beauty salon later and there we will you throw in for everything? Yes, I will pay. Ah, oh, don't say anything. Vanya, say no. I'll throw it in. Tell. No, let her pay. throw it in. Tell. No, let her pay. I'm a real man. Well, there are still men in our country. Handsome. Here is the legend. I wo n't even comment on anything here. Well done, Say no. I'm Ivan, that's it, you're right. You need to know so that she knows, you know, who she is communicating with. Who's the real alpha male here? Who here is Markaryan's subscriber? [ __ ], I'll do it. I love to provide for men, especially those like Vanya. Vanya, you are especially like Vanya. Well, it doesn't matter, the meaning is the same. Alphonse or are you a man? [music] And who are these gigolos? And these gigolos, who supposedly love it when she is looked after then. Yes, I am a gigolo. [music] Yes, Ivan, exactly. Yes, my Alina sometimes likes it when people look after her. She is also a Then she will buy me some car, for example, a Tesla One or even a Cybertron. For example, Tesla us va or Cybertruck. Now I understand that Ivan Zolo really loves watching Warpach. And then she will be my personal driver. well, how did they deprive you of it? You are a woman, you always have rights. All. you're on TikTok, so if anything happens, just tick it off and say, "Well done, not Problem. Then, in principle, I don’t know, we’ll travel [music] in different taxis. I nothing special, then it will do. Okay, that's [ __ ]. Look, in short, Vanya is a really serious guy, you understand, right? Like a suit, a black shirt. This is [ __ ]. Wottvol, please come out, I simply beg you. Well, here they clearly had to interact on their own, and I had to watch this stupidity. You are not What a joke. Look, he's got speed walkers, damn. [ __ ]. By the way, he even has leather pants. Factory. And he has 13 rules, 13 criteria for choosing his future bride. I also want to say that I also have I also want to say that I also have Gucci socks. I'm also there at the gardener's. Well, what was the point of saying that just now? Come on, show me for now. It turns out that I bought it in Dubai for . It's strange that there is no gardener in Dubai. What the Must have your own apartment. preferably expensive and luxurious, like Moscow This already suits me. She must be rich and earn about half a million or a million rubles. Well, a little less, but everything is ahead. per month. In short , it fits. Well, yes own car. She's not here yet. She said that she was deprived of her rights, so we will do something about this [music] . She was deprived of her rights. For what? Interesting, Ivan? For drunk driving, I guess? Webcam in the corner. Now, wait, I’ll at least see the girl. Where? Down, up? Probably down. Down. Normal. Let's think. They are yes, out of 13. But in principle, if there are You have to be a model to attract an audience yourself. . I don't have any social media presence. You yourself said that you are a model and Look, if you don’t have a [music] audience, then it turns out that you won’t be filming with me networks. You will be filming relatively exclusively with me. It turns out that I'll [ __ ], what again? I listened to the whole [ __ ] thing. I do don't have any social media presence. You yourself said that you are a model and Look, if you don’t have an audience, then it turns out you won’t be filming [music] with me on various social networks. You will take it to he said that he would only film with me . It turns out that I [music] networks. Only in social networks it is prohibited to film. [ __ ], Ivan Zolo is worse than Roskomnadzor, [ __ ]. I don't know, [ __ ], mine. Yes. Fine. blocks are crashing there. There's probably Ivan Zol sitting there, forbidding everyone everything and saying, "[ __ ], [ __ ], or rather, [ __ ], I'm saying. Be a pikmi, a cutie, an altushka [music], or a costumer. One of the four. Well, look, she basically looks like an altushka. Well, now she's just in a sporty look. And, basically, well, then, basically, we'll copy Uncle, where does she look like an altushka? She looks like Normes, on the contrary. I don't altushkas look like? I'm not Maria. No, I'm Ilona. Oh, Ilona. And I thought you were originally Masha. And what kind of Me, apparently I got everything mixed up. No, well, this is a total red flag. I don't know, starting a conversation with prohibitions and then mixing up the Sorry. out of 13 for now. That's it, Val, you get a discount, I don't know, probably because of the hair. That's how I met you, yeah, if it weren't for Alina, I probably would have been dumped by now. Let's move on to let me do whatever you say. pants in our pants. I keep doing something. I'm getting nervous. I'm tripping again. I'm tripping again. What do you think? Look, I've got muscles like this. How long have you been training? Yeah, I've been doing archery for 11 years. Okay, let's get down to business. Let's grab a four-kilogram dumbbell and start pumping. One. Two, three. And I see you've already got muscles. just don't know. I think I need to lose not 4 kg. You're a girl. So take not 4 kg, but, say, 2 kg. Yeah. And we'll work out. One, two. I see, you're getting very strong. I don't know, like an anime character. anime character. Let's do two. Two. you think it's normal to have a first date in the gym? No, in principle, I think it's normal. And in principle, every date goes, [music] Well, relatively Ivan, why did you pump up one arm? What are you, that big guy from FoodDet or something? I don't remember. In different corners. And who can you take off interesting that way. No. Tell me, let me take off. Will you take off something? Come on [music] first you film something, and then, well, it I'm very creative. Let's continue. And relatively [laughter] [ __ ] good, I'm relatively very good there. Ivan, let's fly on. Vanya, faster. Now. Wait, wait. Let's go. Let's go. Come on, come on. [laughter] [laughter] [ __ ], what a [ __ ] [ __ ]. I don't believe it. I don't believe what I'm watching, [ __ ]. This is some kind of complete [ __ ], honestly. complete [ __ ], honestly. [laughter] don't be shy, help. Hey, who added it, brother? Remove Then I'll pony up myself. Oh, look, he has hair. Do you like that, man? I don't like women without hair here back up, pass it on. Like a Was [music] a character like Simbat. It turns out he saved the world, and it turns out all the girls were in love with him. I'm in love with you too. he just let it go in one ear and out the other. Didn't you hear? You'll [ __ ], Anya, am I sure I'm doing everything right? I missed something myself. I was looking in the right place. What did she say? He said he loved her. Oh, yeah, that's a fake. Well, you're doing everything right. Well, come on [music] like this. Come up from behind and show me with your And now, wait. And relatively speaking, you're just doing it wrong now. Let Okay, you do it like this. You do it like this. Like this. Oh, I see , it's like this. You What kind of exercise is this? I'm going to die from the cramp. Here, You know, it's just that Tatwol is , well, also a walking cringer, [ __ ] [ __ ], such a dick, well, he takes a [ __ ] and this one goes, does it, and it's some kind of, you know, pizza squared. So it's turning out [snorts] good. Yeah. Okay, everything is turning out well. Normal. turning out well. Normal. And now let's do it [music] like this. 1 2 Like this. And now let's do it like this. No, no, no. [laughter] It's still like this. What? What the [ __ ]? The first contact with the woman happened behind the head. No, no, no, no, no, Vanya, f, no way. I don't understand. Let's just do squats now. Like this. Come on. One. Yeah . Two. B. I did it by accident. No, I did it by accident. And I thought you didn't swear. . No, I by chance. So, well, relatively, we're training well now . We need to come up with the next exercise. Let's do one dumbbell, and you'll pump the other one too, it turns out. Good idea. That is, the same thing she was doing literally 10 seconds ago, right? Well, that is, one after the other. You Well, like, tight-dumb, just tight-dumb. We need to And take it, it turns out, I'm waiting for this. Tourniquet. What is he doing? We need help immediately. He can't cope. This is my little brother. Get out of here, [ __ ] hell. Lashna, help him immediately. Vanya, what's the most important thing in a most. Mm, well, listen, lips, breasts, butt. Okay. Lips. [ __ ], how can you train your lips? Who's going to write see. It trains the legs, the lips. What? How does it train the lips? Are you talking about training or something else? What about the arms, the shoulders, the head? And you? Before that, what are you talking about something else What is this about lips ? I'm just thinking about a kiss. Are you Or maybe, well, a kiss on the lips, on the ass, on the tit. Nice. Vanzol. Vanzol, a legend. To hell with all this. Let's do yoga. Yeah, of course. Now there will be real yoga. Guys, there are mats here, I'm interested. There are mats. I even have a chance. Do Oh, I think two will do. Or one? Oh, I think most likely one will do. Oh, and there aren't two, damn. There aren't is only one mat [music]. U I'm loading up on yoga poses. like the most. What are your favorite poses in total ? I'll [snort] show you. I hope there's no 69 there. That won't be here. Ah, okay, fine. Ah, okay, fine. Oh, Ivanchik, you're going to the bathhouse now. Uh, let me try. So it turns out I'm supposed to sit on you? Yes, [music] I'm supposed to sit on you. No, you... Just imagine, what a legend. He says: "I'm supposed to sit on you [laughter] you can Maybe the other way around? I think most likely [music] you'll come on, lie down like a cobra. Just lie down. Tell me. OK. OK. Fine. Ah, on the back. All. Here. Like this. Just like that, it Oh, can you stand me? Like, can you bend your knees? Give me your knees. Ah, knees. No. Yes, stop. Like this. Yes. I think you will succeed. How much do you 47. Here you go. Me too. Come on, stop. Now the guy under the van will say: "Rannyaya on the face." Yes, Tatvol. I'm holding you. I don't know why, but I'm holding you. will be easier this way. And you hold me so that I don’t fall. Then let go. So at least it's something . Guys, the first pose is ready. I let go. Yoga is relatively difficult. We're filming everything. Imagine how difficult it will be at night. Yeah, I can imagine. Oh, [laughter] Well, almost. Well, it's a shame that everything there is some kind of [ __ ], I don't know, some kind of [ __ ]. There is some kind of cringe, yes, there is. Due to the fact that there was no plan at all , no structure, it you know that this is a pose for relaxation of the mind and body? Are you massaging my brain now? Can. Come on, tell me to put my hands down. Can you make it Tell. Even lower. Even lower. You are even shorter. More. More. More. And even lower. Pony. Fine. What else? [ __ ] Let's continue further. You have to get up and catch me. I'm going to do a handstand. We have to stand like this together in a pose, but I'm upside down. Are you sure you'll catch it? Well, yes . [laughter] I'll try now. 100%. So, are you going to do a somersault or what? No, no, I'll take it. In short, you catch my legs. But I didn't understand at what point Ivan Zolo came to some random training. That is, something here, in my opinion, began differently. And your legs lo. Okay, good. Catch. And you at me. yes, I'm holding, I'm holding. It seems to me, how long should I hold it? I don't understand. [ __ ]. Hold her, don't calm down. because this is a relaxation pose. Yeah. OK. Fine. Anyway, I know one doggy pose. Oh, this is cool. You will like them. Do you want to put me on all fours? No, I'd rather put you on all fours. Handsome, man. Become a dog and say: "[ __ ]". [laughter] Actually, you can't tinker with it. Yes, it won't be much different there. In short, my tiger, come on, get up already, in short, just like that, as I told myself, how [ __ ] bad I feel. As he said you wanted to. Well, in principle, we’ll decide something from there depending on the circumstances [music] Fine. Lower your back. Lower your back. Ah, don't overdo it. Please, raise your back. Vanya, [laughter] but you, as a coach, can lift such heavy pants. Well done, sbaiti. If I reap the harvest, then the talus itself will come. Look, if I press, it turns out, this big dumbbell, then you , well, buy me some kind of surprise, like, I don’t know, some [music] delicious chocolate bar . Although no, I'm overacting, in short, let's make a Come on, imagine, everything works out, it wants you to. Yes. wants you to. Yes. from the cold now. I just, you know, watch silently. This is a real fir tree. watch silently. This is a real fir tree. [laughter] What the Wait, I didn't watch. And you've already done it without this? 's do it this way, shall we ? Okay, let's do it. turns out I'm going to put my feet on you. Or , on the contrary, I'm on you. No, I'm on What? Then you need to take off your shoes. I want to be touched by Gucci. I'm going to touch you today. Why not? I thought he said Gucci main. You will get not only Gucci, but also my my . Everything is correct. So, Gucci is on his feet. Hello everyone, dear friends. With you, Ivantsova 2004. I am musical, and today I am launching a large-scale birth. Large-scale birth, [ __ ] [laughter] what the [ __ ], [ __ ]. Large-scale birth. Do n't you think Ivan Zolo could replace that very same main character from the film Perfume? That very moment when he stood on this podium, doused himself in perfume and staged a truly large-scale birth? A large-scale raffle in which there will be prizes such as first place. We'll lay down the axe. Why is our internet slowed down? So that we do n't see this cringe. I think Ivan Zola is slowing down the Internet. Guys, [laughter] okay recording everything normally. Stop. Great. It's really gooch, just imagine. pants. Oh, and you take off your pants, Vanya. No need, already relatively hard for me. Is it hard for you? I've got you. I just have a heavy weight. I weigh 67 kg. [ __ ], this is terrible. Vanya, you took off my panties. Well, it was like, you know, it happened by accident. Okay, look. It turns out happened by accident. [ __ ], let's do a pose like this. come on. This is it. We are a dol, yeah, these are some [ __ ] poses, [ __ ]. Look what she chooses. Look, here's a pose, here's a pose, this one's pretty, this one's not bad. Well, just like these three imported ones. That's why, why I don't understand some strange poses being chosen, right? That is, truncated. Look. Nice pose. Nice pose. Excellent. this is definitely yoga. Well, to be honest, no. This is [ __ ]. Well, it doesn't matter cross our legs. That's how it is. [music] Everything is fine. The forest of bepoza, actually, yes. And there I saw, yes, two women, but I don’t understand what the difference is. For me, yoga is, well, it’s not the Kama Sutra. Or are they really watching the Kama Sutra? Maybe I should So, we don't crossbreed. It turns out that you spread me apart, but crossed yourself. I haven't spread anything for you yet. Well, in short, I don’t know this pose. In short, let me teach her. where? on. OK. Yeah. No, stop. In general it should be the other way around. No, no, no, no. Oh no. Can you lift me? And by the hands too. [ __ ], he can't even handle his legs Let's. Well, I think I've done everything. Fine. Well, it seems I completed this task. So, well, that's all, that's all. What's the point? I will be able to let go. Oh, why are you so hopeless? What do you mean I'm hopeless? [music] to tickle your heel, girls. Well, [ __ ], Vanya. Basically, I think he already has a swollen penis there, [snorts] he already likes these legs in socks . By the way, he actually looks at her legs more often than at this slit. In short, I have a really big question for you. I will help you. Yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Me: Oh, the second one. Oh, I have a really girls, how girls turn around like this, you know, on the female side of these I like them, but I wouldn't use a stretcher. [music] looks normal. Would you wear pants like these? . You, naturally, have white [music] hunger, and here you have something from the new collection. New collection. It's not on sale yet. This is training DeP. She's beautiful, new pants. This is a new collection. There's a link in the description, guys. You can order, you can buy, and you will be really cool, the most resilient peppers in the only in this T-shirt and nothing else . I would, you know, I would like to see you in this T-shirt, actually. In this one , in short, [ __ ]. Say, Vanya, come on, let's you don't repeat it, you take off all your clothes. Repeat what I'm filming. You are the first. OK. What can I basically do [music] that you can't do? OK. idiot, [ __ ]. Vanya, you can do it like this and shoot it into that damn thing, like , like that. Well, not in the sense, but like this . Like this. What the [ __ ]? Tell me, well, the mind and reason are the same, in my opinion. I'm not ready to argue. They respect to the girl, but it looks like Ivan Zola will drop her off now and then go visit her himself. A classic example of life, [ __ ], by the way, [laughter] classic example of life, [ __ ], by the way, [laughter] of a blogger, [ __ ]. do. Let's. now you take the task from me. In short, videos must maintain some kind of structure . If [clears throat] there is no idea and it is pulled out through improvisation, then something like this happens . Look, mother, can you do it like this or not? You? Yes, naturally, you want to undress me? No. Do you know how to make a bridge? Like this . A like this? Ah, yes, of course I can. [music] So, relatively speaking, you need to do it this way. In relation to what? Paula. Wait, I'll help. Let's. I don't think he did. I don't think he did. [ __ ], Ivan has a hairy belly. Absolutely horrible. What do you think? . My back starts to hurt a bit. Oh, you need to take off your clothes, Vanya. Oh, wait, my back hurts, I can't get up. Do you want me to massage you? It hurts a lot. Tell. Ouch. How can you not look at the belly? There's the belly. Ah, Elon, please help me massage my back . My back hurts. Beautiful. Sagonichka. Just turn around and look at this. What is this for? you're lying around in a suit, b. That's exactly it. By the way, I have the same black pants. Your hands are already so soft. [ __ ], [ __ ]. I want to be left alone everywhere. want to be left alone everywhere. Tell me, touch me everywhere. you said this too much everywhere. [laughter] Well, no, it’s not like spanking [music] . Take off your jacket, Vonyok. You lost. Come on, darling. Now I'll think of some kind of task for you And I know your song is cool, I like it. Boubab. Say I want you to sing it on me. Tell. now. Come on sit on you now. She sang on me. Now I'm going to sit on you, and you sure that's true? I think we need to sit differently. OK. Oh, let's sing together. Yo, bathhouse, what are you doing? Or it's bauba. Looks like a dog. Or it's bauba. Looks like a dog. Or it's bauba. Maybe paper. What is this I have a feeling that I’ve entered some kind of kindergarten. Yes, that is, uh, well, of course, I didn’t see yoga in a kindergarten, but some kind of contextless degradation, yes, it’s happening. Only one guy was like: yes, it’s happening. Only one guy was like: "Well, like, well, like, take it off, well, like, well , like, some kind of [ __ ] up mess." Well, this guy, who was probably forgotten in kindergarten for about five years, but for some reason he still sits with this group . Ivan, just a little more and you'll fall on your head . Enough. So you're Yes, I'm ready. Great. This imaginary voice is already relatively Let's go to the toilet. It's enough for And what did he say? Do n't know. He's just telling me his stupid thoughts . He needs these deliveries. Well, guys, there are deliveries, [snorts] when you guys, there are deliveries, [snorts] when you at least just suggest something, right? But they themselves must introduce the context. Plus, she herself is a [ __ ] actress, she would have played along as needed. It's just like that, well, like, [ __ ], well, this is some kind of, in short, complete [ __ ]. How , how she generally reacts or something else, and let this one bring it. That's it, he something else, and let this one bring it. That's it, he wants to go to the toilet with me. Look, we're going to do a cartwheel. Can you do it? Wheel? [music] Let me teach you. So you sit down and do cartwheels. you are arching your lower back. Super. Kitty, Vanya. Well, that's it, yes, it's normal. Class. No, you ca You have to hold me. Hold her from behind, Vanya. Help the girl. Ah, hold you from behind. No no no, wait, wait. we need something new. If anything, I will improve for you, and everything Vanya, can I correct you too? No success. No, I'm going. No, you can't. Go tell me [ __ ]. I think you don't like my inner voice. Regarding this, I will tell you that you shouldn’t listen to your inner [music] voice , because I [music] of a madman. Anyway, let me just correct you. No, I'll float you. What's going on, Vanya? was a zipper a little lower, right all the way down, you know, like a skinny guy with a zipper, damn, he would unzip it all the way down. Like, "Wow, I fixed it, damn, [ __ ] shame." Yes, yes, yes. Yes. What? What the hell, Ivan? What the [ __ ]? You should have corrected it the other way around, so that it would be smaller, but you made it bigger. Well, of course you you knew [music] how much I want you. you want me? Yes. Well, your instincts are working, but somehow they are still dormant in you. Let's probably move on to some other Look, this will be your tourniquet. I would, you know, but tourniquet. I would, you know, but swear, I just, point he’ll say that he’s going to beat her with this jump rope or what is this [snorts] Well, if I were Ivan, I would say: [laughter] “I know what the tourniquet is for, I would bandage my hand.” Okay, I condemn. I would beat him with this belt. I really like you. That's why we'll be with you No, wait, let's do it now. No, tell me, do you like being Very. Yes. Come on, this will be a yoga pose too. OK. Who starts first? souls. Let me be simple for you. [ __ ], I would, well, this would be a total reboot now. He'll actually strangle you. Do not lick. This is how it needs to be changed. These are piz. No, wait, you also have to strangle it. No, get on your knees. go to suef. Let's go to suef. OK. Oh. What? What's wrong with you? [ __ ], cameraman, [ __ ], can you [ __ ] film properly, [ __ ]? Where are you always stuck? What are you, [ __ ], do you forget that you are an operator or what the [ __ ], at the moment when something happens. Just pay attention, he’s sitting there and his camera is flying upwards because he’s doing this. [ __ ], to be honest, we're dragging this out too much. If bandits come to you, [music] I will protect you. turning off the video. That's exactly it . Let's. Okay , we're finishing. believe in love. We need to arrange a normal date for them in a restaurant. Just so long as it's without thatvol. Yes, I can stand you. [laughter] go. Enya, well, the girl is really little. So, well, as far as I'm concerned, Vanya is already a very little girl. Everyone made it to the goodbye. Let's get to the date, guys. Now it will be really you now. We went home. Faster heating. Ah, well, that's it So, can you let me go? Let's. Oh, I feel so hot. So, guys, are you serious? Today is the second [music] as a waiter today. I'll set the table for now. While the boys walk hand in hand. Let's get to know each other better to get to the climax of this video. Our establishment has only one menu and only two dish options. This is what Zola likes. I decided to take on this responsibility myself, try to suck them the responsibility myself, try to suck them the menu and taste the tastes. I think I made the right choice . It's just for romance. Understood? Just a couple, literally. were, yes, waiters on the show. Agree. Girls, naturally, [music] Georgian wine. This is lemonade. What endurance. With And Vanya, after all, drinks lemon water. I swear this is left over from the last purchase. Here you go , Vanya, drink at least. Girls, salad, naturally, with fish. Podvinishka. That's just it naturally, with fish. Podvinishka. That's just it . Well, and Vanka Skittles. . Okay, sit down. waiter. This is our entire menu. We have nothing else. What kind of clothes does the lady have aged forty years. It's just lemonade. And also a very delicious just have some water. Yes. Look, I'm relatively not hungry. I'll just drink some water. Here's some juice and salad for you. Bon Tell me I'm hungry for you. By the way, I’ll announce you. Can I share? No, I don't need a salad. I need you. What the How do you like your juice? Delicious, isn't it? Carbonated, but tasty. [music] plans for the future? For the near future, Build a great relationship with you. Yes. What kind of children will we have? Yeah. [clears throat] If we have a boy, we'll If we have a boy, we'll only end up with a vegetable. I was If we have a boy, his [music] name will be Gentle. Why Gentle? This is a woman's name. No, no, it's a boy's name. Gentle. It is soft but rough. So that's how things are, but at least he's strong. [music] What about a girl? If there is a girl in your children's home, then her name will be Izofina and either [music] or Gingrey. Jean Grey is, well, it's, well, Jean Grey is a normal name. You could also call her Sasha Grey. Superman from X-Men. Well, have you watch together. Here. Yes, I like watching Say we'll watch movies, but we won't remember anything. We will be different. Well, you know, we'll watch movies, but we won't remember anything, you know, but we can, in principle, watch other movies, older ones, more What names? Well, well, two girls, one cup. Sasha, you are a jeweler. are months there. I don't even know that. We'll think about it there, we'll think about it. Yes. Look, let's make our last toast and, well, to our new relationship and kiss. Agree? Yes. Yes. relationship and kiss. Agree? Yes. Yes. if anything. Ivan Zola. Well, she's already taken a sip. Ivan Zola was still trying to get used to the glass. Take a look. Taktak . The water is still flowing. And oops, let's Oh, no, thanks. Well, let's go kiss. Well, look, that very moment has arrived, the most legendary moment. Let's cheek. Fine. On the cheek. Yes. Just on the cheek. Only in the penis. On the cheek. Well, now I'm an ox myself. Yes. Who did you fool with the neural network? What are you doing? Eh, [laughter] I did it. Oh you doing? Eh, [laughter] I did it. Oh no. But at least I kissed you. Awesome. Kiss yourself. Did you like it? Where are you going? Stop. Totally brutal. This isn't a set-up, guys, it's brutal. I believe it, honestly. Wait, that was just a kiss. Okay , she didn't like the video. Let's. [music] How did you like your first kiss? Well, relatively I look. There's no kiss there, there's no [ __ ] point in even going there. She's overacting, [the music] that's for sure. What do women's lips taste like? . Strawberries, currants, bananas. Did liked it. Bana, yes. You're welcome, Vanyuk. Yes. There is, but if she did it, then it is, of course, Well, thank you. Well, from the heart, my dear. You thought so. it will be right in the hall [music] next to me. If you had left us, of course, I don’t and nothing would have worked out for you. No, of course, everything would have worked out for us, but you, [music], of course, got in our way. Guys, do you think I was bothering you or not? Guys, do you think I was bothering you or not? I think yes. I think you were mixing pizzas.