[00:02] noticed that over the last week I have had a bit of a fixation on fake cops, people that impersonate police officers and then get arrested doing so. It is [00:14] and then get arrested doing so. It is just a fascinating LARP because it is all risk, no reward, I think is how it was put best. There is nothing to gain from it. Like maybe you feel powerful for a little while amidst your neighbors [00:28] or like your local community where you fool them into thinking you have a position of authority. But that's ephemeral and usually doesn't go over well cuz a lot of people can smell the LARP. They can smell your [00:40] [ __ ] stink fumes that you're not actually a cop, especially when a lot of them just go on Amazon gear or that they got from [ __ ] Temu. So, it is [00:52] genuinely like the most high-stakes LARPing you can do. It that can potentially ruin your life and yet people still do it. Like full full hog, full send, full chub, all in on pretending to be a police officer, so [01:06] much so that they invest thousands of dollars getting like old police cars, getting the red and blues, getting like a police all the accoutrements, everything. Only for it to usually crash and burn for them. So, I have just been [01:21] addicted to watching these body cams of fake cop encounters and the way they try and like spin a story about how they're like actually an officer like adjacent it's not a problem or they're oblivious [01:35] do that. It is just endlessly >> Nice. >> Please pull over a Dodge Charger that was utilizing red and blue lights as if they were law enforcement. [01:49] law enforcement. >> Fake officer, you're under arrest. [02:01] Like the national weather police force guy we watched a second ago, his was This one [ __ ] He went all out on the LARP. >> Michael, what's going on? [02:15] You guys pulled me over? >> Yeah. Well, I got the cruise lights on. >> Yes, I am. >> Yes, I am. >> No, you're not. >> I'm working with the CIA now. [02:28] I've upgraded. Can't Can't you see? Look at my charger. Like, what do you mean? I clearly I'm obviously with the CIA now. Working a big big case. >> You uh uh you can't have your cruise lights [02:41] >> Yes, I can. >> Explain to me. >> Explain to me. >> Because I'm I'm driving. >> You're not a police officer. >> I'm CIA. [02:53] >> No CIA people have cruise lights on. >> It's been verified with the DMV. >> Do you have your uh your permit? >> W- the the DMV verified this? >> So, you go down to New Haven and you [03:07] >> Yes. >> I don't believe a word you're saying, >> Well, you don't have to believe him. Just look him up. This is This is the most CIA looking CIA guy I've ever I've ever seen. [03:22] he loses his job because he's hassling this guy. Michael's going to [ __ ] you You're not ready. You're not ready. red and blues on [03:36] >> But I would actually ask a different Why are you activating the lights coming back from your daughter's What was it? Birthday party or something? [03:52] He dropped his daughter off and then immediately had to go take care of 15 samurais or something running rampant downtown. We have [ __ ] Judge Dredd here. Oh, it was back to school day. Oh, it [04:04] was back to school day. That may Okay. >> Do you have arrest powers? >> Same Same reason any other law officer. Are you a law enforcement officer? [04:17] >> Do you have a badge? >> Please. No, damn it. Michael, why wouldn't you bring your badge? >> You don't have a badge. You have an ID card that says you're a CIA law [04:32] enforcement officer? It says that you have arrest powers. >> Okay, so you don't have arrest powers. >> I'm a clinical forensic analyst. >> Yeah. All right. >> License card, you're 21? [04:44] >> License card, you're 21? >> You're a CIA clinical forensic analyst with a Charger with the cruise lights on. Where were you going, man? >> I don't CIA does not make arrests. [04:59] >> CIA does not make arrests. >> Um is there any kind of blue light permit there or anything like that? Uh sergeant. >> I hope he I I I just hope for some reason he's right. [05:14] >> Yeah, no. >> the CIA lets him get his busted and go >> the CIA lets him get his busted and go to prison to keep the cover intact. contact 157 Church Street, the Attorney General's office in New Haven. [05:29] can't I call the CIA? >> You know why. >> Yeah, no you know. >> I'm just curious why. You know that. [05:41] >> They're not going to burn Michael, bro. You call the CIA, ask for Michael, you're going to end up in a body bag. Like you don't do that. You can't just directly ask for Michael at the CIA. >> What you're saying makes absolutely no [05:54] >> What am I being stopped for in the first place? Just the lights? >> I can turn the lights off. It's not fake. authorized. >> And read the rest from the flashing [06:07] approved. >> Yes, it is. >> Look it up in the Look it up with your supervisor. Look it up on your record. It's approved. [06:20] >> So, you're identifying yourself as a law enforcement >> No, not law enforcement. CIA. 10-50. >> Michael Marshall, you're under arrest. [06:35] >> Impersonating a police officer. So, you're under um arrest right now. Do you >> You're under arrest. Well, that's just going to happen right now. that. >> You can take care of this later with [06:48] me. >> Okay, I'd like my documents back. of the evidence. And I guess Alonzo for the the court case. >> I'll make you copies of them, but yeah. [07:02] >> I'll make you copies of them, but yeah. >> HQ1 in custody. >> Back in my wallet, please. >> But you can't say that he doesn't have style. >> Don't you worry about that. [07:18] >> Just cuz you're on probation? >> This is standard CIA issue bazooka. >> Who's your probation officer? >> Uh Sue >> S-u-e Pertel. >> Pertel? Okay. [07:32] >> Sue Pertel. I thought he was going to hit him with the Secret agent Michael. They go in there and all the all their officers recognize him and just hit him [07:46] My God, we're sorry for the mistreatment. >> of impersonating a police officer. He was sentenced to 3 years in jail and 3 years of probation. He was on probation at the time of the arrest and has a [08:00] >> I was going to say that's a that's a fat was already a criminal.