--- title: 'Keighley''s E3 2026' source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=MeKAQoHfpD4' video_id: 'MeKAQoHfpD4' date: 2026-06-10 duration_sec: 265 --- # Keighley's E3 2026 > Source: [Keighley's E3 2026](https://youtube.com/watch?v=MeKAQoHfpD4) ## Summary A satirical, critical review of a fictional E3 2026 presentation, mocking uninspired game announcements, industry trends, and corporate presentations. ### Key Points - **Mocking the presentation** [00:00] — The host sarcastically welcomes viewers to 'two hours of uninspired video games' and immediately criticizes the quality of announced games. - **Fortnite and animation criticism** [00:13] — Points out poor animation in a Fortnite character and jokes about firing animators. - **Pal World release date** [00:54] — Pal World 1.0 is announced for July 10th. - **Steam game saturation** [01:11] — Steam saw a record 9,265 new game releases, leading to more games than gamers. - **Yakuza-like game praise** [01:41] — A game set from 1915 to 1965 is praised for its cinematic quality and good song. - **Insomniac and Wolverine** [01:56] — Insomniac's Wolverine is shown, but their sanitized writing style is criticized as out of place. - **God of War and lack of new IP** [02:21] — God of War will be good, but it's sad that the studio can't make something entirely new. - **Crazy Taxi and Snoop Dogg** [02:33] — Crazy Taxi is announced with Snoop Dogg, and it's predicted to sell more than GTA 6 or only six copies. - **Doom and Dragon Quest XII** [02:59] — Doom reveals only one thing, and Dragon Quest XII is canceled and redone, with a tired-looking protagonist. - **Nintendo Direct** [03:11] — Nintendo had a Direct, but the host has nothing positive to say. - **Xbox's decline** [03:24] — Xbox is mocked for having no good games in 25 years and losing to PlayStation's Concord era. - **Xbox's empty announcement** [03:48] — Xbox announces 'Xbox, that came out 50 years ago' — not a new game. ### Conclusion The video is a scathing satire of the gaming industry's lack of innovation, over-reliance on sequels, and corporate hype that fails to deliver meaningful content. ## Transcript Who's ready for two hours of some of the most uninspired video games you've ever seen? Yes, you guys are prepped and ready! Is that Power World? RuneScape Early Access. New worlds. New characters. It's John Wick from Fortnite. Why is he holding a gun like that? Did they fire all the animators? Oh yeah, they did. New stories. What's his story? And yeah, maybe the return of some Fortnite. We've been working on this for a long time. Yeah, they've been working on Fortnite for a while now. They're still not very good. Guild Wars 3 isn't... Everything is about to change. Everyone who worked at Fortnite is about to change jobs. Let me show you what's coming in Fortnite's next season. So this is what's coming in Fortnite's next season. Guess I won't be playing next season or any season. Gaming's best days are right ahead of us. Pal World 1.0 is coming out on July 10th. Now at the start of the show I mentioned we have lots of new worlds to explore today And when I said that what I was talking about was PAL world Oni Moosh is finally back and if you don't like how it looks, don't worry. There's like 700 games just like this also coming out. Steam saw a record setting 9,265 new game releases. There are now more games. Than there are gamers to play them. How can anyone possibly break through with their game? This looks amazing. It's a Yakuza with combat that doesn't look like Yakuza. It starts in 1915 and follows this character to 1965. The song is good. It's a good quality hat that lasts him throughout multiple decades. We know this is a good studio, but there's just a cinematic classiness that kind of sets this apart from what they've been doing. Until they said this. Everything Keeley touches turns into Fortnite. Insomniac showed off Wolverine again, and yeah, that studio is just really good at delivering that, you know, oh my god, that game, you know that. Oh, what the? Oh die They really good at that Their approach to writing though has the opposite effect on me It got this super sanitized safeness that innoticeable in Ratchet Clank feels a little out of place in Spider and will feel really out of place in the game where you're doing stuff like this. God of War will be good. This is a good studio, but it is kind of sad that even after all of these smash hit titles, they still are not allowed to make something entirely new really man i wanted to see more intergalactic but we don't get naughty dog we get snoop dog hey hey hey it's time to make some crazy money are you ready yes sir crazy taxi will sell more copies than grand theft auto 6 or it will only sell six copies but that's still more than Taxi Chaos sold. Here we go! Take off the shades, dude. Ooh-ee! Final Fantasy fans got ripped off. Doom is revealing multiple things. This game is lazy. It's only revealing one thing. Dragon Quest XII pulled a Metroid Prime 4. They canceled and redid the whole game, and now the protagonist just looks really tired. He just like man just put this game out and let me go to bed Man don make me do any more quests Nintendo had a direct today And that all there is to say about that really Thank you for an incredible 25 years without a good game. And here's to the next. Xbox, you guys don't have another 25 weeks. What are you saying? You don't even have another 25 days, probably. Xbox lost to PlayStation's Concord era. what are they what are they xbox has delivered some of the greatest games of all time games that changed what was possible and games that define generations xbox was built on the spirit of creativity and heart so today we're announcing Xbox, that came out 50 years ago. That's not a new game.