[0:00] I ate a brillow pad once when I was a
[0:02] kid. Went into the cupboard and just
[0:04] chowed down on it. If you don't know
[0:05] what brillow pads are, they're little
[0:07] steel wool pads with soap on them. So, I
[0:10] was basically the first Tide Pod eater.
[0:12] The patient zero. You didn't know that?
[0:15] My mom didn't tell you. That's weird.
[0:18] Thought you two were close. Speaking of
[0:21] eating though, I did see that a food
[0:24] review YouTuber got into a bit of a tiff
[0:28] at a deli when he was reviewing a
[0:29] sandwich when another patron started
[0:32] chirping and expressing some very strong
[0:35] feelings about what he was doing. And
[0:37] this interaction blew up online.
[0:40] Apparently on Tik Tok that [ __ ] went
[0:42] double platinum. Even the full uncut
[0:44] version on his channel, UAE Eats, has
[0:46] like over 3 million views. And I think
[0:49] it's because in instances like this,
[0:51] usually it's the YouTuber that's the
[0:54] fool, the jester that everyone uh
[0:57] doesn't respect and they look like big
[0:59] [ __ ] because it is very easy to
[1:01] dislike streamers and YouTubers because
[1:03] in a lot of cases they're like
[1:05] disruptive or being a nuisance to the
[1:07] people around them. Something I talk
[1:08] about a lot is how they treat others in
[1:10] public as like their little props to
[1:12] exploit for their content. But in this
[1:15] case, the food reviewer, UAE Eats, I
[1:18] think was very much in the right. And
[1:20] the guy that was, you know, squealing at
[1:23] him was the big [ __ ]
[1:24] >> Oh man, I
[1:25] >> I really want to enjoy my food. I need
[1:27] to stop doing that.
[1:28] >> I'm I'm here first.
[1:30] >> Do whatever you want.
[1:31] >> I I was here.
[1:32] >> I was I was here first. What's the
[1:34] difference between me doing this and
[1:34] talking to someone next to you?
[1:36] >> Don't worry. I'm going to make some put
[1:37] on some music for you.
[1:38] >> All right. Go ahead. Go ahead.
[1:39] >> I asked the people around me. They said
[1:41] it's fine. You You came You came I was
[1:43] here first.
[1:44] It's a public place.
[1:46] >> Yeah. So, I'm here. I'm allowed to talk.
[1:48] If I were talking on the phone, would
[1:50] that be different?
[1:54] >> There you go.
[1:55] >> It'd be equally annoying.
[1:56] >> Dude put him in the scholars, mate right
[1:58] there. He just popped over his king
[2:00] there when he made the comparison. If I
[2:02] was talking on my phone, would it be any
[2:04] different? Goober had no response. That
[2:07] was crickets right there. But then his
[2:09] girlfriend said it'd be equally as
[2:10] annoying, which desperately fishing for
[2:12] something to respond with when she knows
[2:14] that's not true because you would
[2:16] literally hear other people in the deli
[2:18] talking to each other or potentially
[2:20] talking on the phone. So, how would him
[2:22] being on the phone be equally as
[2:23] annoying unless he was being really
[2:25] loud, which if he was, I would be more
[2:27] understanding of, but he wasn't. And
[2:29] you'll see that here in a moment. So, he
[2:31] is just trying to review this sandwich
[2:33] here and this couple sits down right
[2:36] next to him and instantly expresses that
[2:38] they don't like what he's doing and they
[2:40] want him to stop. And he's saying,
[2:42] "Look, man. I I was here first. I I
[2:44] could do this. I I can review this." And
[2:46] he's like, "Oh, okay. I'll put on some
[2:48] music then." So, he was going with the
[2:49] Galaxy Brain strategy of playing DMCA
[2:51] music to try and get the video
[2:53] demonetized for him. So, he's like
[2:54] somewhat savvy to online behavior
[2:57] because that is something you can do and
[2:58] it does [ __ ] whoever is like
[3:00] recording there cuz then they can't make
[3:02] money off the ad revenue. Well, I mean
[3:05] with to a certain extent they could like
[3:07] edit around it or like erase the song
[3:10] with like the YouTube editing tool, but
[3:12] it does become like a headache for them.
[3:14] So, that is a real strategy that
[3:16] sometimes people employ. He never
[3:18] actually plays the music. It was more of
[3:19] just like a empty threat of doing so.
[3:23] But regardless, it's such an unnecessary
[3:25] interaction because they chose to sit
[3:27] next to him there when there were other
[3:29] spots available according to everyone
[3:30] else that comes into this here. And
[3:32] initially, I thought this might have
[3:33] been staged for the sake of like a viral
[3:35] video to help blow up his channel. But
[3:37] as I was fishing around, it doesn't seem
[3:40] like he'd be the kind of guy to do that.
[3:42] He just seems like a normal laidback
[3:44] kind of guy. So, I'd be really shocked
[3:47] if this was staged.
[3:49] >> But people are talking over there.
[3:52] I was here first. If you don't like it,
[3:54] you can move to the other side of the of
[3:56] the table.
[3:59] All right. That's what I thought. Come
[4:00] on. All right.
[4:04] All right. So, anyways,
[4:05] >> was talking about this? It's pretty
[4:07] awesome, isn't it?
[4:08] >> All right. So, anyways, let's uh let's
[4:10] try the uh try the sandwich here.
[4:17] >> I hope you have a day job.
[4:19] >> I do have a day job. This is my day job.
[4:21] This is a very empty day job if I would
[4:24] say.
[4:24] >> This is my day job.
[4:25] >> This is my day job. This is what I do. I
[4:27] came here to Chicago just for this.
[4:28] >> It's pretty empty.
[4:29] >> What? What? What is What is your day
[4:30] job? Let me ask. What is your day job?
[4:32] >> I don't have a job.
[4:32] >> You don't have a job?
[4:33] >> No.
[4:33] >> Oh, that's wonderful. So, you're going
[4:34] to lecture me about a job when you don't
[4:36] even have one yourself?
[4:37] >> My cheeks were getting red when he said,
[4:39] "I don't have a job." So, he wanted to
[4:42] try to go down that route here in the
[4:44] dialogue tree, but has no job himself.
[4:50] Quite a tactic. That is one hell of a
[4:53] maneuver there, bud. So, he like when
[4:56] he's reviewing the sandwich, he's not
[4:58] being loud. Nobody else is in the shot.
[5:00] It is just him. If he was like showing
[5:02] the rest of the restaurant like without
[5:03] their permission or anything, that'd be
[5:05] one thing. Like, if they sat down and
[5:06] now all of a sudden they're a part of
[5:07] the content without their consent, I
[5:09] would get that. That's not the case. And
[5:11] before they sat down, he asked the other
[5:13] people around if it was okay. He got
[5:15] their permission to film here at uh M
[5:18] Mr. beef, which is I mean that's kind of
[5:21] a banger name for a spot, especially for
[5:23] something like this to start spawning
[5:25] like an actual beef here between
[5:26] customers over him just reviewing a
[5:28] [ __ ] sandwich pretty tamely. Like
[5:31] he's not being, you know, bombastic or
[5:34] anything. He's not standing on the table
[5:35] [ __ ] hitting Tik Tok dances or the
[5:37] cyber goth or something or shaking it
[5:39] all around. like he's just hanging out
[5:42] and giving his thoughts on a [ __ ]
[5:44] sandwich and this guy s has such a huge
[5:45] issue with it and then he's calling it
[5:47] like a really empty day job. That's
[5:49] cool, brother. I'm sure he was really
[5:50] asking for your perspective on his work,
[5:54] especially from someone as educated on
[5:56] employment as you are. Clearly like what
[5:59] the [ __ ] man. You You can not like what
[6:01] he does for a living, but why make a big
[6:04] issue out of it? Like I don't understand
[6:06] this. It's completely useless. You look
[6:08] like a fool. You look like an absolute
[6:10] clown and I can't even see you, but I
[6:11] can actually hear what your face most
[6:14] likely looks like and it's a big old
[6:16] [ __ ] frown and a bunch of misery.
[6:20] >> All right. So, you see you just you just
[6:21] walk around telling people what they can
[6:22] do, what they can say, and what they
[6:23] can't.
[6:24] >> Absolutely.
[6:24] >> All right. Great. Great.
[6:25] >> Great. Great.
[6:27] >> Awesome.
[6:29] >> All right. Would you let me do my job
[6:31] then? I'll eat. I'll leave. Then you
[6:32] guys can enjoy.
[6:33] >> Sound good.
[6:34] >> When should you go outside?
[6:36] >> Because I'm in a public place. You said
[6:38] so yourself. I'm in a public place. I'm
[6:39] allowed to do this.
[6:41] >> I asked the people around me. They said
[6:42] it's fine. I was here first. If you
[6:44] don't like it, you should go outside.
[6:46] I'm allowed to do this.
[6:50] >> What's that? Oh, it's okay.
[6:52] >> All right.
[6:53] All right. Let's give this a try.
[6:55] >> That beefy boy sandwich don't mean [ __ ]
[6:58] right now. That's not the star of the
[6:59] show anymore. Now it's it's a battle
[7:02] between U.A. eats and this stranger
[7:05] who's now come in here slinging his his
[7:09] meat and let me tell you something that
[7:12] [ __ ] is raw and it is tiny. So he's now
[7:16] saying why don't you go outside and do
[7:17] this but as UAE says why don't you go
[7:22] outside like he was there first he was
[7:25] already talking to the camera when they
[7:27] chose to sat next to seat to sit next to
[7:30] him at those seats why do that then just
[7:33] just either go to the other side where
[7:35] you can't really hear him or or eat
[7:37] outside like you just said he should do
[7:39] why do you waltz in there sit down and
[7:41] then say all right now you have to leave
[7:43] cuz we're here now That's some cringe
[7:45] stupid brain [ __ ] bro. That is
[7:47] embarrassing garbage.
[7:52] You know, it's pretty good. It's um it's
[7:54] very very juicy. Um I think I probably
[7:58] feel like u maybe I'm comparing it too
[8:00] much to owl's when I came here a few
[8:01] years ago to Chicago. Uh I think that
[8:04] the flavor could be a little bit
[8:05] stronger like the other things they put
[8:07] in. like the other things that they put.
[8:10] >> The Saint was gracious enough to let him
[8:13] continue with his sandwich review for a
[8:16] little bit there. And it's pretty clear
[8:18] this guy is not disruptive at all. He's
[8:21] talking very normally like a normal
[8:25] volume. He's not being, you know, a
[8:28] nuisance or anything like that. If I was
[8:30] sitting next to this guy at that deli, I
[8:33] probably wouldn't even [ __ ] hear him
[8:35] with everyone else talking as well. So
[8:37] this guy has gone out of his way to be
[8:40] an [ __ ] to him. Like that it just it
[8:42] blows my mind how people like that just
[8:44] go through life with that kind of chip
[8:46] on their shoulder just looking for
[8:47] issues to get angry about, get all
[8:50] [ __ ] steamed up for. Why? Like you
[8:53] don't like what he does and that's fine.
[8:55] You don't have to. Like not everyone's
[8:56] going to want to see a food review. Like
[8:59] is what it is. But also it like most
[9:03] people should have the brain capacity to
[9:06] recognize that it's not that serious
[9:08] that you need to start like getting
[9:10] combative with the guy over it and then
[9:11] he starts to like physically threaten
[9:13] him here in a moment all just because
[9:15] he's trying to review a sandwich next to
[9:18] you and you chose to sit next to him.
[9:22] Like come on man, you're a loser.
[9:24] >> You're running out of
[9:25] >> Oh, I have a great job. Oh oh oh I have
[9:28] a great job. I uh I make six figures.
[9:30] Oh, yeah. I'm here. I come here and I I
[9:33] I complain about other people eating
[9:34] their lunch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't
[9:36] have a job myself, but I I complain
[9:37] about other people. Oh, yeah. Oh, great.
[9:39] Great. Other people were there first and
[9:41] I tell them that they have to leave
[9:42] because they were there first cuz I want
[9:43] them to leave cuz cuz I don't cuz I
[9:45] don't give a [ __ ] All that matters is
[9:46] that I get what I want. I get what I
[9:48] want. I get what I want. That's all you
[9:49] get. That's why you got Oh, that's
[9:51] great. That's great.
[9:52] >> I didn't come here to hear a lecture,
[9:53] man.
[9:54] >> I You You started it. You started. YOU
[9:57] [ __ ] STARTED. SIT OVER THERE. You'll
[9:58] be for I'll be done in literally 3
[10:00] minutes.
[10:01] >> I love that line from that douchebag. I
[10:03] didn't come here to hear a lecture. You
[10:06] started the lecture, professor. You're
[10:08] the one that brought it here and started
[10:10] lecturing him. Like, what are you
[10:13] talking about, man? So, he kept mocking
[10:16] uh UAE. So, UAE started mocking him back
[10:20] and that's when it starts to bubble over
[10:21] a little bit. He slams his drink down,
[10:23] his [ __ ] diet Dr. Kelp. He slams it
[10:25] on the table and now he threatens him.
[10:29] >> I'm going to keep going. You're going to
[10:30] be sorry. Going to be very sorry.
[10:33] >> You're you're you're threatening me.
[10:34] >> I'm doing exactly what I'm doing. You
[10:36] can shut the up, you know, and let
[10:38] everyone eat in peace. We're going to
[10:40] get the out of here.
[10:40] >> They said I could sit here.
[10:42] >> Don't speak for everyone. He asked
[10:43] >> I asked everybody. I asked everybody.
[10:45] You were They were here.
[10:46] >> Decided to move close to him when you
[10:48] could have sat somewhere else.
[10:50] >> There was nothing going on.
[10:51] >> You wasn't speaking when we first sat
[10:52] down. I have a right. I was I was
[10:53] speaking I was speaking before
[10:55] >> I was had a segue where he was
[10:58] >> I was speaking Watch out no more Mr.
[11:01] nice guy. You keep talking all that
[11:04] crud, he's going to right in the kisser.
[11:08] He sounds like [ __ ] Dino Spamone from
[11:10] Hey Arnold. Like he is just not
[11:12] intimidating at all just from like the
[11:15] sound of his voice and the way he's like
[11:17] carrying himself. I really respect that
[11:20] the YouTuber UAE is just standing his
[11:23] ground. He's not letting him just waltz
[11:24] all over him. I think UAE is in the
[11:27] right and this guy's a piece of [ __ ]
[11:29] And now during his threats another uh
[11:31] patron here in the deli comes forward
[11:33] and say says don't speak for all of us
[11:36] he asked and then points out again that
[11:38] they chose to sit there and then they
[11:41] said oh he wasn't he wasn't yapping then
[11:43] but apparently even according to the the
[11:46] lady that came up he was so like he was
[11:49] already actively doing these reviews and
[11:51] they still chose to sit there and then
[11:53] get upset about it
[11:54] >> the world doesn't have to be under but
[11:57] yeah but you know what I have a right to
[11:58] sit here and peep and eat
[11:59] >> I have a right yelling about food.
[12:01] >> I have this right to sit here.
[12:03] >> It's a public place.
[12:04] >> Public spot. So, I get to do what I do
[12:05] do as well. Okay. Same exact way.
[12:07] >> Rules don't apply to a public space.
[12:09] >> His rules don't apply to me.
[12:11] >> You want to stand up for some people? I
[12:12] don't sign up for that.
[12:16] >> Yeah.
[12:17] >> This is not public space. This is a
[12:18] private business.
[12:19] >> This This is a private
[12:20] >> You're not the owner. I'm just telling
[12:22] you
[12:23] >> this is a public place.
[12:25] >> He said so himself.
[12:26] >> She's a lawyer and I'm a surgeon. Okay.
[12:28] >> I thought you said you didn't have a
[12:29] job. Yeah. Like it's not for you to know
[12:31] what I do.
[12:32] >> All right. All right.
[12:32] >> Okay. It's not for you to know what I
[12:34] do.
[12:34] >> All right. All right.
[12:35] >> Yeah.
[12:36] >> All right.
[12:37] >> Believe me.
[12:38] >> All right.
[12:40] >> I should do something for a little bit.
[12:41] >> All right. Wonderful. Wonderful.
[12:42] >> Wonderful. Yeah.
[12:43] >> Wonderful.
[12:43] >> Hopefully you catch up with that.
[12:44] >> All right. Wonderful. Wonderful.
[12:47] >> All right.
[12:51] >> Unemployed guy all of a sudden got
[12:53] promoted to surgeon there throughout the
[12:55] course of this argument. That's
[12:57] incredible. Wow. He what a come-up. He's
[13:00] pulling that out of his ass. He's not a
[13:02] surgeon. We all know you're not a
[13:04] surgeon, man. You You backed yourself in
[13:06] a corner with that whole day job [ __ ]
[13:08] and you look real stupid and silly, so
[13:10] now you're just grasping at like a
[13:11] respectable career. You're not a
[13:13] surgeon. Maybe his girlfriend's a
[13:15] lawyer. I don't know. Who's to say?
[13:18] There's There's really no telling. She
[13:19] only said like three words in between
[13:21] this guy's tantrum. Anyway, they they do
[13:24] leave after that and go somewhere else
[13:26] to terrorize some other innocent people
[13:28] at whatever other diner feels their
[13:30] wrath. And then UAE has like a brief
[13:32] conversation with the individual that,
[13:35] you know, stood up stood up with him
[13:38] against those [ __ ] And that was
[13:41] pretty wholesome. But yeah, this kind of
[13:43] interaction is always so peculiar to me
[13:45] because there are a lot of cases where a
[13:48] streamer or YouTuber is very much in the
[13:50] wrong in public spaces and the behavior
[13:52] that they're exhibiting around others.
[13:53] And it's very easy to see that. This is
[13:56] one of the very few cases where that's
[13:58] just not what happened. Like in this
[14:01] instance, the YouTuber did nothing
[14:03] wrong. Got permission from everyone
[14:05] there apparently to do that. Was not
[14:07] being loud, disruptive, or filming
[14:08] anyone without their permission. Not
[14:10] showing anyone. Even during this
[14:11] argument, he didn't even like turn the
[14:13] camera so we could see this douchebag,
[14:15] which in a lot of cases most other
[14:18] YouTubers probably would to like show
[14:20] you, look at this [ __ ] Can you
[14:21] believe this [ __ ] He didn't even do
[14:23] that. This was like a very strong class
[14:26] act from this guy. Like, yeah, he mocked
[14:28] him a little bit, which he absolutely
[14:30] should. This guy was being a child and
[14:33] he stood his ground, which he absolutely
[14:35] should because this guy was being a
[14:37] [ __ ] loser. So, I think he did
[14:39] everything right in the way that he
[14:41] handled himself here. Yeah. Anyway, just
[14:42] wanted to yap about this a little bit.
[14:44] That's it.