[00:07] We Live? Actually it was unlisted. Actually it was unlisted. Hmm, we are not live right now. is live.  Swimming will drown in the gathering of stars.
[00:21] talk a little about the content later. exuse me. Today we are live. India vs Zimbabwe [laughs] no, we are saying that we are live in India vs Zimbabwe,
[00:36] we are live, we are live and cricket knowledge please come here I only have fashion knowledge and beauty knowledge, a good ad is playing [laughs] come here fast friend are
[00:54] live Sat Sri Akaal Sare Anu ji Namaste ji welcome to a live, first tell me why is Chan Ristogi's photo going up in the thumbnail when I am doing not me, you are thinking that it must be Chan, but
[01:07] I can swear on anyone that I don't have a beard, I will not say such a thing about moustache, I just don't have a beard, don't lie, I saw you that day yourself, excuse me, whatever you are saying,
[01:19] brother, apply more after shave, brothers have also come, brother, greetings to everyone, friends  I got a lot of messages that brother, you do n't come live, there is no way, okay, don't
[01:34] misbehave, at least come live for India's matches, so brother, look, I have come, I am true to my promise, but there is no peace of mind brother, and don't talk about those who are not there,
[01:47] should not say bad things about those who are not there in the gathering, okay, okay, where is Golu Molu, someone is asking, Vihaan is asking, Vihaan Bhai, Golu Molu ji has left for his home and has just left, he was watching the entire South
[02:00] Africa match sitting on this sofa with us, but as soon as I talked about going live, he ran away to his home, tell me what is this behavior, friend, not a fighting employee, friend,
[02:15] yes friend, then friend, you are doing live from the wrong place, which place is it, you guys please tell me, which what do they say
[02:28] green? Yes, today we have made a smart girl sit here. One, your audience is very good.  There are different types of people. A guy is saying drive this fat guy away. And the other guy is saying how cute this girl is.
[02:43] I missed X.   Oh yes yes. GF.   Oh yes I am your girlfriend.  So you have to make her your girlfriend. married, friends.
[02:56] Voices are coming to lo.  Gautam Bhai is saying this. Are you guys also hearing such sounds a little less ?  So please tell me.  Ratika is with us, she will also tell.  But brother, the with us, she will also tell.  But brother, the match between India and Zimbabwe is going to be a
[03:09] very important match today.  Because look friend, India has to win that match. Why will she tell Sanya?   It is as important as it is if we want to remain in the World Cup. as important as it is if we want to remain in the World Cup.
[03:25] what a thing you said friend. But today, as you know, this is also zero cricket knowledge. I also have zero cricket knowledge.  [laughter] toss is about to happen brother. Tell me who will win the toss?  Tell me quickly.
[03:37] A. India will win the toss and what will India do after winning the toss? Very nice brother.  Wow.  So brother, we have made our prediction.  But where is Mota Bhai?  Mota Bhai has gone home, friend.  We said stop for the live.  Please Mota
[03:52] Bhai, please you cannot leave us like this, but even if he leaves, it doesn't matter friend, we are with you live till the match starts, we will sit here and do starts, we will sit here and do live fun with you and Shad Ansari is
[04:05] saying that we hear that Jofra Archer's chain is missing Archer [sound of clearing throat] got scared, he comes wearing such a thick gold chain, so he did not wear it in that match against Pakistan because he was
[04:20] scared that if the Pakistanis hugged him, because I thought he was abusing me.  What is Pickle is calling you. I read this comment a long time ago
[04:35] I don't read this. Hey Shan Bhai, but brother the toss has been done. Zimbabwe has won the toss. Sikandar Raza is the captain of Zimbabwe and you Pakistani origin. Good.  [laughs] Why are Pakistani Origin
[04:51] But I mean, he grew up in Zimbabwe and brother, Zimbabwe won the toss and decided to field.  So friend, India 's batting has come first.  Wow brother wow wow. So friend, this is a good thing.  And the biggest question is whether Sanju Samson will play today or not?
[05:09] Yes, it seems so. Because no Will Sanju Samson play or not?   Yes no. Yes.  And if he doesn't play, If he does not play, it means that Rinku Singh will remain in the team.
[05:22] Rinku Singh will not play today. Yes.  So, there was some issue with Rinku Singh also at home. His father is not well.  So Rinku married, right? Yes, Rinku Singh is getting married in June.  But
[05:34] his father was not well.  He was hospitalized.  So Rinku Singh left the Indian camp and went to his home in Aligarh.  He did not come to Chennai but I don't know whether Rinku Singh has joined the Indian team camp again or not, we will find out later
[05:47] but Sanju has played only one match in this World Cup so far, against Namibia, and not played the remaining four matches, so many people were saying today that maybe Sanju will play today, he will play today, I feel he will play, he will play today
[06:00] because if you tell Surya Kumar Yadav in any press conference to nothing of his own, so someone had asked whether you will play him or not [laughs] what will you rate Surya Kumar Yadav if you go by looks and personality, looks
[06:14] and personality, when he took that catch with such a wobble in the World Cup final, then I thought wow man, what a guy he is, he has started speaking in press conferences,
[06:26] I have started feeling a little bit that he tries to be too cool, he has remained quiet for a while, I will say brother, Akash Tiwari has said that Didi has come
[06:38] now to India  She will win means you are trying to say that we, the selected brothers, are human beings. Someone is saying that Chayan Bhai has become Ananya Bangar. Ananya Bangar, so Bangar, do they know who she is?
[06:50] Sanjay Bangar had a son. Ok.  But now she has Yes.  And now he has become a daughter instead of a son. So you are saying that Chayan Bhai has also become Sania now.  So these are the selection brothers only. Till yesterday these were the selection brothers only.  Today she has become Sania.
[07:06] He is saying that today this Sun will also come to an end. Yes, The End is coming. n't say it like that, friend. Rinku has joined the team.  Manish Tiwari told me.  They have more knowledge than us.
[07:19] right?  You already know it.  Those who had some knowledge of cricket have either gone home or have got their sex changed. n't explain the matter brother.   Let us talk about something else.
[07:32] Kushal Kumar Patel is saying.  So brother, don't explain.  We are sitting here to explain, we are sitting here to have fun.  So brother, our motive today was that if Chayan Bhai is not there then how can we talk about this and that?  So we said that we will rate Team India on their
[07:46] looks and personality, so let's start from the beginning. I call you Banda. You will also do it with me, otherwise he will also say, who are you, Chuna?  Both will do [laughs]. Who are you rating?   They give it to each other.
[07:59] 10 You should meet me too.  After that I Hey man, thanks man. And I give you eight in personality.   I am And I give you eight in personality.   I am
[08:13] Ok.  And you also give rate rating along with it. If you feel bad about my looks and personality.  Don't give it to me.  Someone better not read it.   Come on,
[08:27] fine [laughs].   You are the one who keeps everyone's heart.  And Thanks sir. Let's raid Hardik Pandya now. one minute super chat come on. Super Chat of Bhaika Tolani ji has arrived.
[08:42] Super Chat of Bhaika Tolani ji has arrived. PK, to prove your knowledge, you brought a raw lemon.  [laughter] You're a raw lemon. You sent this to me.  It is ₹40. Send these.  Please clarify it.
[08:54] I am thank you, thank you so much Bhavika ji thank you, thank you so much Bhavika ji and come on, if you have given the rating Jai Hind, 3433 are saying Jai Hind ji Jai Hind, Pakistan is out, Pakistan is out
[09:10] Pakistan is almost out, it is still the law of nature, I think a little bit is left but 99% of Pakistan is out and it is the right of beggars to be out, friend, how long will this Pakistan sit in the World Cup, how long will they keep thinking that I wish we or Allah
[09:25] we too should win, brother, can we reach further, we are rate Abhishek Sharma on his looks. Absolutely, if I had to rate Abhishek Sharma on looks, I would give him 8.5, he is crazy, I would give him 10 Abhishek Sharma
[09:40] and I would also give him diarrhea on personality. But brother, the Indian team has arrived. But brother, the Indian team has arrived. Wait a second, first tell me which side the Indian team is on. So brother Abhishek Sharma is also playing.
[09:54] So who is outside?  Akshar Patel is back in the team.  You are out, right? Rinku Singh is not in the team, and Washington Sundar is also not in the team today, and Sanju Samson has taken his place, and Axar
[10:10] Patel is back in the team as vice-captain. Abhishek Sharma, Sanju Samson, Ishan Kishan are listed at number three, Surya Kumar Yadav, Captain Tilak, Hardik Dubey, Axar Patel, Adeep Singh, Varun Chakravarthy, and Jasprit Bumrah. So this is the strong team of Team India. The
[10:27] team that will beat Zimbabwe, I feel that we will not lose today, for God's sake, we will win against Zimbabwe. Don't worry, Maruni Myers,
[10:41] Myers, Sikandar Raza, Bal Munyonga, Musekiwa, Evans Mposa, and Garawa, Muzarabani, their kindness, it is their kindness, and do you know their first name,
[10:56] Blessing, is it in English or not, they don't speak Hindi, Hindi.  Zimbabwe, what language is spoken in Zimbabwe, language spoken in Zimbabwe is Zimbabwean, another
[11:10] ₹100 has come in Super Chat from Abhijeet Kumar, your eyes deemed me worthy of love, Oye Hoye Hoye, Munir's work is such that I should
[11:27] problem, I am saying song, song, [laughs] Abhijeet Bhai, yes, right now, don't say such words, if I accidentally let it slip out of my mouth, I will have to leave my job, friend,
[11:43] but thank you so much Abhijeet, there is a comment coming in, this is double Dhamaal ma'am, I don't understand what it means, I thought you were saying it, but it sounds like double battery [laughs]
[11:59] this is Vihaan saying it, this is double Dhamaal, double Dhamaal, I feel like this is Dhamaal, I feel like this is talking about my gender [laughs]
[12:12] yes, this is Chayan Bhai, friend, you are not understanding He has grown his hair a little and this is what Prakriti is saying, you as Chayan sir, be like, you as Chayan sir, be like, you have rewarded my love well, yes friend, look, is this
[12:26] some kind of reward, is this some way, if tonight if Team India wins, then we will go live again, Chayan Bhai will come there and you break it down there and tell him how he has cheated today, he is not to be left alone today at all,
[12:42] ji ji tech news is saying that brother, hey, why did Chayan Bhaiya change his gender, why did Chayan Bhaiya change his gender, game span, oh my God, well, India is saying 18.
[12:57] You are trying to say that you should also make a prediction, otherwise what needs to be done is that India will bat first in the power play i.e. six overs. that India will bat first in the power play i.e. six overs.
[13:09] So how many runs will Team India score? Team India will score 68 runs. How?  No no, it's a good run.  But how did you reach this number 68? These are the words of experts. And [laughter] I can't sit down and tell you the logic.
[13:22] Yes.  You have this secret secret. Not everyone knows the calculations I have done. HDX ZZO also made this prediction of 100 runs. 100 runs will be scored in the power play brother.  Yes and
[13:34] if West Indies can beat Zimbabwe then why can't India beat it brother?   It can actually kill.  Now we rate on looks oh sorry.  Yes.  Cricket: rate on looks oh sorry.  Yes.  Cricket:
[13:47] So how much will you give to Hardik Pandya? Seven. I think I will give eight to Hardik. What less?  [laughter] He even got his ex-wife a car.
[14:02] I would rate Natasha, his ex-wife, 10. Since we are talking about ratings, I am 10 out of 10 Natasha Bhabhi.  Mahika has a I am 10 out of 10 Natasha Bhabhi.  Mahika has a
[14:18] He is rich. Like Natasha is a little bit of a little bit of a sweet girl.  Maybe she has come after some struggle.  But Monica looks like a come after some struggle.  But Monica looks like a titch [laughs]
[14:31] She is perfect friend. Meanwhile, another super chat of Abhijeet Kumar has come brother.  He is saying that I have a lot of money in my mind too.  Abhijeet Bhai is saying that today we will hear the story of Zimbabwe's defeat from Muzarabani's mouth, oh yes yes
[14:45] brother, what all do you write, sir, you want to become a writer, by chance we can bring you here, brother, Mota Bhai, have you got inspired by Ananya Bangar yes yes sir, why is this, Chayan Dastogi
[14:58] Bhai, when did you get your gender changed, Bhikhar has been saying for two days that what will you do if I go, finally Chayan Bhai has not gone, brother he is about to go, not gone, brother he is about to go, but who knows this,
[15:11] Hardik GF seems a bit silent. Silent killer, means she remains quiet.   She remains silent. chance to do it? Now I have
[15:23] seen the Hardik video where Hardik Pandey has boarded the bus with Mahika's phone. Well then he remembers that I don't have Mahika's phone. Then he ran back.   Yes friend.   Oh oh, you gave me a
[15:37] you guys think about this flying kiss that Hardik Pandya is giving, is it true love or it must be true love happens only once, but who I feel that he might have just had a child
[15:50] with Mahika, well he seems to be in love, this can also be possible, but come on, rate Sanju Samson, I did not know Sanju Samson's personality till date, I have not seen him speaking till date, but come on, if personality and looks are taken together,
[16:04] seven A, I will give it to Sanju. Give it in looks. Why are you laughing Luke? I think yes, okay.  Seven is a good You are playing very diplomatic.   Being
[16:18] Friend, I am a completely correct person. Mota Bhai got a hair transplant. Let's have fun saying.  [laughter] Brother Chan has shaved. Yes brother, think that if he doesn't have a beard then he will look exactly like this brother.  You think about it.
[16:32] First tell me whether this is a compliment or an evil [laughs]. Kamlesh is saying that brother, I am your old customer.  Take my comment.  Brother, it is Sanju's role, the entire ground zoomed in and
[16:44] how is this silent sister speaking? Which one?  I talk a lot.   Yes, this is the sister who is speaking.   Were you talking to me or to Mahika, she does another sister who also talks a lot and if she doesn't talk then
[16:56] Hey, the one who makes videos with you. Okay Sakshi, yes and if she wishes to come now, she will come now also. Where is everyone's fat brother?  Where is the big brother? Brother, yes, Mota Bhai is
[17:12] not enjoying the selection. What are you saying?  Are?  You are not enjoying it. Glamour has been added along with it.  You are saying that you are not enjoying it. Yes, I introduce them. Hey Prashant Bhai can also help
[17:25] you alone.  [laughter] Rat lovers are saying, Paji, the little bowl, the little bowl is dead.  Two of its players went into coma and Bada Katora FACE [nasal sound] Blue smiling face Blue smiling face Blue.
[17:41] Well, you might be trying to write this emoji. But who is this bowl?  What is the small bowl [laughter] and the big bowl, brother?  This is the secret.  This secret also went with them.   Are all the switch guys like this?  Is this a compliment and [laughs] is it all Switch guys are like that.
[17:56] compliment and [laughs] is it all Switch guys are like that. And is it like this with all the switches? Please in your tone.  Hey, Super Chat is here Oh, another super chat.  What are you saying sir? Who is it?
[18:09] His Bhavika Tolani ji is speaking.  His rating is worse than PK's stat.  Miss you big brother.  Oho. Their rating.   My friend, mean, these are my stats. Dude Bhabhiika woman to woman dude.  Don't know this.
[18:23] mean, my stat rating is zero because I always give wrong stats. So your rating is worse than my stats. Yes.  Minus. The girl did not come, gossip started.  Cricket is gone to
[18:36] Hey, he doesn't know anything about cricket either. today you have also brought the glamour of plastic like Lara bhai. you talking about me? Wow, wow.
[18:49] Bhai, tell me who is he? Hey, hey bhai, plastic glasses Yes, it doesn't look like his face. Hey, he has done a lot of work, more plastic on his face than Janhvi Kapoor. No, no, no, no, friend."
[19:02] Bhai Adarsh ​​ji is saying, brother, I thought, why did you become a girl, Chan bhai? [laughs] exactly the
[19:14] boy-next-door look, like everyone's friend, I am your friend too, friend, I mean, you are no different from me, you are, oh sir, okay, today we have to tell me the stats,
[19:32] not just cricket knowledge, it's English also, so how long do we have to do as soon as the match starts?  It will be about to happen and within 10 minutes as soon as the match starts. So let's take a little prediction now. You said that 68 runs will be scored in the power
[19:47] play and please tell us how many runs will be scored in the entire 20 overs. Super Chat has come and that too for ₹899. Yes Vinoo ji is saying brother with Super Chat. He is
[20:01] [laughs] Wow friend Vinoo ji. Thank you so much Vinoo ji. Thank you. There is this face below Chayan bhai's face. This is beautiful. You want to say beautiful, this brother is completely
[20:15] silent saying that Surya Dada had to shake hands with Pakistani Pakistani, which Pakistanis did he shake hands with, Surya Dada what are you talking about, is he brother, shaking hands is not shaking hands is permanent
[20:28] and what is your take, should we not shake hands, we will wears a watch worth 1.5 crore, Surya Kumar Yadav, it was found out that he took away the watch with cleverness, then that is why Jofra  Archer did n't wear his chain in that match.
[20:42] So brother, no, don't come. Brother, Adarsh ​​is saying, either both of you come together or do n't come. Okay. Now that they have left, I have come. You mean, even though I have come, you are saying don't come. Adarsh ​​Bhai, this is the matter. This is the matter.
[20:57] What are we talking about the match? If someone comes to your house, you should welcome them well. What is this that you shouldn't come? Prince Bhai is saying, Chayan Bhai, you came without makeup today. I
[21:12] You guys should treat me well, brother. Om Kumar is saying, Prashant Bhai, a Super Chat has come. What are you saying about another Super Chat? Sir, first tell me that even when Chayan Bhai is there, there are so many Super
[21:27] 899 ones, sometimes there are 1799 ones. Guys, please save my respect. So, Binu Karan, what is Niha saying? We are talking about
[21:40] Sikandar Raza.  Oh, yes, you're right. We were talking about Sikandar Raza. How is Sikandar Raza? Sikandar Raza is a great player, brother. Look, Sikandar Raza is playing so brilliantly in this World Cup, I
[21:57] watching him. And Zimbabwe, for me, for the first time since I started following cricket, because I know that After that, they had this whole economic crisis. But now,
[22:13] going to Zimbabwe for the first time, I feel like these guys are genuinely here to win, and they're trying to win. So, brother, this is a great thing. Thank you so much for your super chat. And you guys have noticed one thing: since
[22:26] this World Cup started, no By the way, the great Shah Rukh Khan used to come to the matches.  To see. Sundar Pichai, Sundar Pichai, just Sundar,
[22:41] Sundar Pichai, just Sundar,
[23:02] but no problem, brother. But Paaji ji was saying, where did his comment go? Okay, brother, there's a comment from Scriptures Under Investigation,
[23:14] Send another Super Chat. Another Super Chat. Yes, Vinoo ji is saying, brother, he was talking about the handshake. Sikandar Raza's origin is from Pakistan, right?
[23:30] origin is only from Pakistan. But when Sikandar Raza had a press conference, he was asked, "Yo, you 're from Pakistan, and there was a question related to Pakistan." So he said, "Yo, look, Zimbabwe is a country where I
[23:42] started playing cricket."  Zimbabwe has always supported me, and they made me captain. So my complete loyalty is towards Zimbabwe, and I want Zimbabwe to win. I asked him who is better between India and Pakistan.
[23:54] him who is better between India and Pakistan. which is the second-best team in Asia, and who I have to play against. I just want Zimbabwe to win." So, he fully supported Zimbabwe, and
[24:09] his papers must be Zimbabwean. Yes, the passport is Zimbabwean, that's why he's Yes, you're Zimbabwean, man. So, I think Sikandar Raza wo n't be a problem. And I've never seen any Zimbabwean player behave rudely like this.
[24:22] So, I don't think there will be any problem shaking hands with Sikandar Raza. It's also not as if Sikandar Raza has made any statement or in any way supported Pakistan on social media. Sikandar Raza is
[24:35] n't even saying anything about this India-Pakistan conflict, so I feel Sikandar Bhai should be kept away from all this, Vinoo ji. But thank you so much for having such Om Kumar is saying, "Prashant Bhai, did Motu ji divorce you? Is
[24:50] that what Motu ji is talking about? He's just sitting there with his hair long and beard trimmed. I feel like he's leaving them somewhere. It's nothing like that." came up. Okay, I love that song from PKM too. Wow, brother, what a
[25:07] It's the best. I think one of our best creations so far is the songs from PKM as well. If you haven't heard them yet, please go and search on YouTube. You'll find PKM 's songs right there. And look, we made them with a lot of effort. We
[25:21] made them with a lot of heart, and you'll enjoy watching them. Bhaika ji is saying, "Brother, be afraid of God" when you say that.  "Did you make it to the match? Where's the match happening? The selection process is probably right here
[25:36] Chennai, you were here just an hour ago, so you wouldn't have made it to Chennai. Yes, these kids who come with the national anthem, they get paid. How are they selected?
[25:51] I think most of them are the kids who are paid for coaching here, that is, the ones who come to the academy inside the stadium. So, I have another
[26:04] friend. I mean, you and everyone else, is played, we are the only people in India who stand absolutely straight like this. But everyone else I've
[26:20] seen singing the national anthem puts their hands on their hearts like this. So, what's the reason behind this ? I mean, why don't we put our hands on our hearts, and why don't they stand straight they must not have been taught this in school. Stand Attention,
[26:36] Sanju."  You showed it to Samson. Isn't that it? Yes, Sanju Samson. Wow, man, you even showed Hardik Pandya in a second. Who is the diamond in Hardik Pandya's ear? This Gautam Gambhir. Wow, brother, wow. This girl has full knowledge. Yes, you absolutely do.
[26:50] I have a lot of knowledge, friend. The lover is saying, speak Bengali, paaji. Oh, Dada, there's going to be a very tough match today, Dada, how can you joke like this? [laughs] Someone hey, they all like our Bengali, friend, I speak very good Bengali, what do you think,
[27:05] you are Chayan Bhai, Sania Ji, there is a web series, Dev Khel, please review it. Okay, I will do it, friend, please tell me where is this web series, brother, Rohit Kumar is saying, Prashant Bhai, today's life is going to be the worst,
[27:20] in the main, or One One This Life This Live, is useless. Chan, you must be right, if you are saying this, then do yes, go and watch the match,
[27:35] what you're watching, yours, because I have the mic in my hand. Om Kumar is saying that Abhishek will bat only if Sanju opens because he's
[27:49] insecure about Ishan. Is there any such thing as, look at this today, Ishan Kishan is listed at number three. Plus, when he plays for Sunrisers Hyderabad, Abhishek and Travis Head open there too. Ishan Kishan
[28:03] plays at number three there too. So, maybe Ishan Kishan will perform even more strongly today. That would make it even more fun. And I want Sanju to score a century today. Abhishek to score a century today. These two players, who were not in form, to get back
[28:17] into form and score well. So, tell me your final prediction for 20 overs. India will score 192. I think Team India will score 192 today.  Will score 222 runs. 222
[28:35] You guys also give your predictions and if India wins the match then we will definitely come back after the match. worry. If not us then I will be out of office time. I mean we both, that is me and Chayan bhai,
[28:52] yes, but thank you so much friends, you guys came with us and participated in this live and made so many comments, sorry we could not take the comments, but hopefully India wins the match and we will meet you again after the match, till then
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