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title: 'LIVE: Top 1% Affliction Warlock Title Push - Come Hang & Talk WoW!'
source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ow1q4xX82-8'
video_id: 'Ow1q4xX82-8'
date: 2026-08-09
duration_sec: 13689
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# LIVE: Top 1% Affliction Warlock Title Push - Come Hang & Talk WoW!

> Source: [LIVE: Top 1% Affliction Warlock Title Push - Come Hang & Talk WoW!](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ow1q4xX82-8)

## Summary

This is a live stream of a World of Warcraft player pushing for the top 1% Mythic+ title as an Affliction Warlock. The stream focuses on the grueling process of finding groups, timing high-level keys, and the player's candid thoughts on the game's current state, including class balance and the toxicity of the high-end community.

### Key Points

- **Stream Start and Goal** [00:06] — The streamer begins, aiming to push for the top 1% title, currently at 3700 rating with two +19s timed.
- **Gameplay Praise** [04:36] — The streamer states that the current gameplay is the best since Legion, praising class design and rotation feel.
- **Game Criticisms** [05:13] — He criticizes patch rollout smoothness, wants darker/grittier aesthetics, and suggests new systems like a prestige or challenge mode for leveling.
- **Key Level Context** [10:38] — The highest keys in the world are +23s and +22s, while the streamer is doing +19s to secure the top 1% title.
- **Wake of Ashes Stun** [16:13] — The streamer highlights the 5-second AoE stun from Wake of Ashes as 'out of control' and possibly unbalanced.
- **Wake of Ashes DR** [17:21] — He notes that Wake of Ashes might not run off diminishing returns, calling it 'filthy' and potentially broken.
- **UI and Add-ons** [44:59] — The streamer explains his UI is mostly default Blizzard UI, with custom cooldown manager and nameplates from 'Better Blizz Plates' and 'Platinonator'.
- **Rating Milestone** [47:15] — The group reaches 3700 rating, and the streamer considers attempting a +20 key, noting it would be among the highest Affliction Warlock keys in the world.
- **Dungeon Difficulty** [48:26] — The streamer expresses strong dislike for the Seat of the Triumvirate dungeon, calling it one of the hardest and most miserable keys.
- **High Key Punishment** [01:00:08] — He notes that at high key levels, one small mistake leads to death, making the experience 'miserable'.
- **Top 1% Threshold** [01:05:35] — The top 1% cutoff is 3696 rating, and the streamer is at 3700, but he finds the daily grind to maintain it exhausting.
- **Group Finding Struggle** [01:07:29] — The biggest problem is getting into groups; it takes a long time and is described as 'RNG' and 'straight up torture'.
- **Spec Performance** [01:08:11] — The streamer claims he rarely dies, does mechanics, and is top DPS in almost every key, but still gets declined due to the 'queue up problem'.
- **Key Depletion Criticism** [01:21:19] — He criticizes the key depletion system as 'stupid' and 'toxic gameplay design', forcing players to rerun lower keys.
- **Melee Cleave Meta** [01:25:04] — The streamer notes that most high-level groups are melee cleave comps, making it hard for casters like Affliction Warlocks to find groups.
- **Catch-22 of Rating** [01:35:26] — He describes a catch-22: he can't get into keys to raise his rating because his rating isn't high enough, despite having timed +19s.
- **Item Level Check** [01:40:25] — The streamer states that high-end keys are essentially an item level check, with the same mechanics but higher stats.
- **Impressive DPS** [01:43:12] — An Unholy Death Knight in the group is doing 500,000 DPS overall, which the streamer has never seen before.
- **Role Difficulty** [01:52:08] — He claims healing is the hardest role in Mythic+, while tanking is the easiest but most miserable, requiring only route knowledge and defensive rotation.
- **Maintaining 1%** [01:58:25] — The streamer notes he would have the 1% title if the season ended today, but he needs to maintain it for another 2.5 months, which he finds horrible.
- **Bad Group Experience** [02:03:51] — He encounters a group with an Augmentation Evoker doing no damage and a Ret Paladin with poor kicks, leading to a failed key.
- **One-Button Rotation** [02:11:28] — The streamer suspects the Augmentation Evoker is using a one-button rotation, calling it 'criminal' and a 'disaster'.
- **Boosting and Selling** [02:18:53] — He jokes about selling resilience key attempts for gold, noting the amount of people buying the 1% title is 'crazy'.
- **World Ranking** [02:28:43] — The streamer reveals he is ranked 73rd in the world for Affliction Warlock in Mythic+ and 32nd in Pitasaron, indicating high skill.
- **Legion Praise** [02:30:51] — He calls Legion the best expansion overall, citing Mythic+ introduction, PvP, world quests, class order halls, artifacts, raids, and story.
- **Getting Invited** [02:41:29] — After a long wait, the streamer gets invited to a key, joking about the 'switcheroo' to Affliction Warlock.
- **Hardy Feast Red Flag** [02:45:27] — He declares that if anyone drops a Hardy Feast in a key, it's an 'instant brick' and a major red flag.
- **Dark Harvest Explanation** [03:19:10] — The streamer explains Dark Harvest: it deals 90,000 damage over 2.5 seconds to all DoT-affected enemies, heals for 50% of damage done (uncapped), and has a ~30-second cooldown, making it a powerful defensive tool.
- **Demo vs Affliction** [03:23:03] — He prefers Affliction over Demonology, dealing more damage and enjoying it more, though he liked Demo in The War Within.
- **Queue Frustration** [03:24:14] — Despite timing four +19s, he still gets declined from +19 groups, calling it 'unbelievable' and 'shocking'.
- **Motivation for 1%** [03:37:31] — The streamer's motivation is to get the top 1% title and make videos saying Mythic+ is terrible, linking the title achievement as proof.
- **Final Rating** [03:47:28] — At the end of the stream, he confirms he is at 3716 rating, technically in the top 1%.

### Conclusion

The stream highlights the extreme difficulty and frustration of pushing for the top 1% Mythic+ title, primarily due to the group-finding process and the prevalence of melee cleave comps. Despite the challenges, the streamer remains determined, showcasing his skill and knowledge of the game.

## Transcript

chat. How are we doing, dude? How are we doing? Everybody, what is the freaking scoop? Maxipad, how are you? Congratulations, by the way, buddy. I love you. Very happy for you. Very proud of you. Hope
everyone's having a great night, ladies and gentlemen. What is going on? I mean, listen, we're going to be on maybe an hour and change every other night trying to push for some freaking 1%. Might as well get something out of it.
a little bit of a stream. You know what I mean? I mean? Am I crazy? I don't think so. I do not Am I crazy? I don't think so. I do not think so.
streaming a little bit. Going to see if we can't get into some plus 19s. We'll see if Gino logs in. He might blog in tonight. We might do a key with him. Uh, Big Well, what's going on? Good. G Money, how we doing? Mal, Max, Trojan,
Money, how we doing? Mal, Max, Trojan, how we doing? How we doing? to get accepted into a singular key, by
Um, pretty rough out here, not going to lie. pretty rough out here, not going to lie. Pretty rough.
damage, yeah, I would kick them immediately. I would never accept them, but you never know. Um, living the dream. Let's go. How's your guys' uh weekend so far, man?
guys' uh weekend so far, man? Did anyone enjoy their Sunday funday little day off tomorrow for most people? That should be cool. That should be That should be cool. That should be cool.
whatever. Um, Um, so yeah. What up, Gino? Yo, what's going on? Trying to get into some keys right now, bro. But it feels impossible to get
straight. I'm finally off tomorrow. Let's go. Hype. Put classic plus alpha keys in the note. Yo, that is a huge brain idea.
Retired folks call it Monday. True. Huh. Very true.
accepted into a key. Tried getting in one last night for like ever. I I just one last night for like ever. I I just Yeah, it's like impossible right now. I think that might be the way. Locks are trash for group comps. Did Chads be
hating? Yeah, I mean locks don't really bring much. I nice. It's really the caster debuff that's really good and then the overall damage. But I don't know, man. I don't know.
It's tough. It's tough. I'm not going to lie. Hard getting into a group, dude.
Back at it again. Yo, Bla, what's going on, baby? Yeah, we're here, dude. We're here. We're going to see if we can't push our rating. Technically, we're in the top 1% right now, but only by a little bit. Uh,
only by a little bit. We got two 19s down, which is pretty good. But I need my GM invites on some tunes. Uh, what's the name in server? If throw on alliance, I can help you out. Look, you finally pushing. I mean, yeah,
might as well, right? Prove to people that uh I am pretty decent at the game. says anything, I just show them my papers. Aha. You like the current state of the gameplay-wise? Yes, absolutely. I think gameplay-wise
is the best I was felt since Legion by far. And there is a case to be made. This is the best like gameplay variant version of World of Warcraft I've seen.
And man, I I I couldn't even tell you when MP was pretty good gameplay-wise. Legion was up there for me just because like I finally like grew up and I was
able to understand the game at a high level. But like now like I don't know. I feel like rotationally in class design, like this is the best I've played since like this is the best I've played since then. Um, now there are other aspects to
that answer though. Like, do you like the current state of the game? Uh, I don't like every, you know, aspect of World of Warcraft retail. I think they better. I think they could roll out patches a lot smoother. Um, that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] is
lame. I think also they can make things a little bit darker they can make things a little bit darker and grittier. I like that aspect. Uh I think they can add new systems to the game that people have never seen before.
Like what if there was like some sort of prestige system or challenge mode system for while you level up, you talk to an NPC and he can give you a variety of challenges to enjoy [music] and play the game while you're leveling. Like for
game while you're leveling. Like for example, um you're solo self found or you're on hardcore or you can only you know group up with guild members or you know you can only quest or you know things like that like unique things like
like to make leveling a bit of content that's enjoyable and fun and never seen that's enjoyable and fun and never seen before. Um why am I in combat still? I'm not even targeting anyone. Hello.
targeting anyone. Hello. Um, I don't know. Like, is that they barely touch PvP. Yeah. Well, welcome to Modern WoW and there is almost zero exploration in such a big world. Uh, I'm not really sure what you
mean by that because like there's zero explanation anything beyond classic WoW. Like TBC onward, there's no exploration because it's just simply a new zone.
you need a new MMO. You need something you've never experienced before. You can't just expect them to make exploration a part of the game. Like that sense of exploration and wanting to discover and explore that comes from
something you've never seen before. Like I'm not going to go [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] explore a I'm not going to go [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] explore a grocery store I've been to 50 times. Like I want to go explore an underground cave in real life and scuba dive. That's
exploring to me. not exploring a football field where I play football at like I know it's a ridiculous metaphor and I I definitely have had better ones and I I definitely have had better ones in the past but point is is like
doesn't feel alive. You hit max level and sit in the main city and queue up basically. It depends on the game play that you're looking for. I mean, like there's definitely things to do out in the world and, you know, including in
the 7 patch, I would say mostly is where that's uh that's going to happen. Um, stuff. Um, so they're they're working on that,
the world. You just have to be interested in it. And don't get me wrong, it's like whatever content, but it's not anything like incredible and like mind like shattering. It's like it's not nothing
we haven't done before. And the thing is is you could say the same and do that about any version of World of Warcraft ever. Like we've done the dungeons, the raids, the world quests, the mythic plus. We've done all this before. So,
like something brand new they're bringing is the heroic world tier thing could be in line with that as well as the uh you know the mythic flex rating stuff. So, we'll see. We'll see if that can change some things up and mix it up,
spice it up a little bit. That'd be cool. Uh Lichin Arthus in the mythic team if you start one. Have a guardian disc priest. Uh it depends cuz right now I'm at I'm at a pretty high key level. Oh, Gino. Nice. Damn, Gino,
you have a druid doing 19s or are you [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] with me? Damn. I didn't even know you had a druid leveled up, dude.
Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] That's crazy. bro. Gino is disgusting. You may have to. what you're saying though. Rip Trojan for sure. Who we want? Oh, well, we need
a blood lust. Oh, well, no, we have a shaman. [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I would just say like a shaman. [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I would just say like a god tier unholy DK. Like a god tier god tier unholy DK. Like a god tier unholy.
Maybe a rat too cuz they are OP in honor.
would even take that uh retribution paladin. I don't have any problem with What's the name of the add-on where you see your character the character I level on top right screen when you open character pan?
character pan? Oh, this right here or you talking about You're going to have to let me know. I'm going to be honest. I don't know what you mean. You might have to retype that. Um, but it could I have a couple
add-ons. All of this. Okay. I'll uh I'll show you in a second. Hold on. He's above 17s from what I heard. That true now, Scotty. Yes. Right now, I'm doing 19s. 19s. 19s. 19s. Ooh, I do need to repair.
[&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Okay. Well, how's my equipment? No, we're we're repaired legit. Yeah. the highest in the world right now is like 23s and 22s. I mean, obviously, I'm not going for any of that. That's just stupid. But
I'm just trying to get my uh my what do you call it? My top 1% title my what do you call it? My top 1% title and just, you know, get out of my face.
get set up cuz this is a really important key for my friend and even me and we got to get this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] right. Feel like we have a really good group comp like we have a really good group comp though. Like absolutely disgusting.
I never seen the same 3 DPS comp before. What do you mean? just said. Okay, so I know one of the add-ons,
it's like simple and and you got to pay attention here cuz if you're on Twitch, you only have like two seconds to check this out before I get started. Uh, let's see. I think Deja character stats, this one right there, right here. I think
this is one of them. Easy item level, eye level. This is another one. I've long time, and I know that's for sure one of them. So, easy eye level and I would say
deja character stats. I think it's just those two. though, dude. I cannot have this key brick for my boy Gino. But my pleasure, dude. He knows what I mean. The truth is out out there sheep. Yo, you're losing
your [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Yo, you're yo, for the last like week, Trojan's been trolling me on like week, Trojan's been trolling me on Discord like an absolute fiend. Discord like an absolute fiend. like the biggest trolls.
&gt;&gt; We got to lock in here, dude. This is it. This is a This is a nuclear key. it. This is a This is a nuclear key. Like absolutely brick [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] house of a key. Very very important.
Got to lock in. This is very, very critical for my boy. First key of the day, though, so I'm a little little rusty.
you and I hate my life. So, &gt;&gt; do with that as you wish. and their bond away. If we can calm the spirits here, maybe I'm not kicking that general was sharp and steadfast while peacekeeper &gt;&gt; have aggro. Oh my god.
&gt;&gt; have aggro. Oh my god. &gt;&gt; Which path will you choose?
Okay. Wake of Ashes just ended. I'm going to quick stun priority damage. Okay. I I unloaded so much CC. I pretty
much controlled them entirely. That was good. good. I'll uh use that there.
bad, actually. Very very bad. Actually, I got the kickoff though. That's fine. I got the kickoff though. That's fine. I need to heal. I'm going to drain life.
Oh, in the dark harvest. I think he laid me. I'm still dead. Yo, for real? There was like no one alive. Hello. All right, that's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. I
mean, we got through it like relatively well. Might have to pop a potion to like catch up. That's fine though. At least this rat does good damage.
At least this rat does good damage. Thank god.
All right, now we can just chill. Feel my damage. spent many days. &gt;&gt; I'm going to try to CC this Dragon Hawk
the second it [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] does its thing. Yeah, like right there. Okay. Well, we fine. At least everyone knows what's going on.
I I'll uh consume magic that I could hodge out of this now or or [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] shadow fury. Jesus, that's what happens when I play with a freaking a rat, dude. I'll kick this.
That's s We should deal good damage here though. honestly going to be kind of hard to keep up with this rat unless his damage is just [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] on boss fights, which could which honestly might be the case. I have
too well. I just know I always bring them in uh this dungeon simply because that 5second AoE wake of ashes stun is out of control. Like it's it's I don't
think it's balanced to be honest. I'll kick that early. this guy in a second. Big priority. Absolutely disgusting. Ready? Here we
go. The biggest pumps. I'm going to just going to wall early. Whatever. Might as well just send it. Can't be scared to send cool downs, honestly. Big priority. Yo, this rat is like comfortably beating
my ass in damage. I Oh, I missed my kick, by the way. We had a good run, chat. Time to Time to back it up. The kick was missed. It's a shame. I don't have any shards, so I might as
well just stun. And he wake of ashes. Okay, that's fine. Is that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] not run Okay, that's fine. Is that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] not run off DR? That's kind of like broken. Is that not broken? I don't know if that's balanced.
Hello. Wait a second. That's gross. If that's true. If Wake of Ashes does not run off DR. If Wake of Ashes does not run off DR. That is filthy.
Verissa joy beyond measure. I'll need that relic. that relic. &gt;&gt; Okay.
Okay. We absolutely have to pop cool downs. The second I get I'll kick that. And the second the spores come out, I'll dark harvest just to live the spores and help my healer because I don't think damage is our problem here.
damage is our problem here. So, I should be like 100% okay.
get another spore and that's going to be really bad. We might even get two really bad. We might even get two spores. Uh-oh. Retro Shaggy. Okay, there's another spore. This is going to hurt like a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] by the way,
going to hurt like a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] by the way, in case you're wondering. I'll just hell stone and I'll coil. I'll kick.
done. I mean, we're doing pretty good all I mean, we're doing pretty good all things considered.
Nice [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] teamwork. Everyone knew to AoE stun there the second they both did their thing. Good job, dude. It's about time. I'll dispel that.
for that. And of course, the paladin does. This pali is good. This is probably the best rep paladin I play with yet. He's good. Like, he is he is comfortably good. &gt;&gt; Well, now
&gt;&gt; dragon's down. Pal's to 50%. Damn, it's like that good. &gt;&gt; That is disgusting, dude. You guys are You guys are killing it. Of
course, it targets me. That's fine. I think I'm just using my cord my uh thing right away. That's fine.
I'm just going to drop as many unstable afflictions as I can.
I don't want to hell stone, but I might have to. Okay, I didn't. Okay, I guess it was a good play not to hellstone there.
good single target. I don't know if he like played a different build or what. like played a different build or what. Damn, I have to wall this.
All right, just got to get a bunch of unstable afflictions off really quick. I'm going to dark packed on cool down, too.
little suck. What? Who said that? What's wrong with you people, dude? People are weird. Little drain life. just to help out the healer a little bit. Nothing wrong with playing it a little bit safe. Okay.
I need a big unstable proc. Okay. And I got one. Dude, this guy's been [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] got one. Dude, this guy's been [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] hitting me all day with this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I'm just going to dark packed on cool down. Why not? Dude, this guy won't like
bug her off. It's actually really annoying. I'm like almost out of cool downs here. My defensives I got to summon a hellstone. Very sketch. Very summon a hellstone. Very sketch. Very sketch.
Okay, we live this. The boss should be close to dying. Dark layer. close to dying. Dark layer. Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Send help.
down. I'm really hope yes. Okay, it didn't get on me. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing though cuz if it's on me I I really shouldn't die to it. Maybe he should. Yeah, I thought that was going to happen. Oh god, Gino, don't
Okay, we're okay. We're okay. Just stabilize. Stabilize. Stabilize. stabilize. Stabilize. Stabilize. Okay, so we want it on me. I won't die.
Okay, I'm officially out of cool downs other than mortal coil. This is scary. Coiling now. That's all I have. Good link. Stay in the link. You'll live. Yo, I can't see [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
Retail WoW is so ridiculous with this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] dude. Like what is this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Who can see anything? &gt;&gt; Beautiful. &gt;&gt; Sheesh. Close, dude.
&gt;&gt; Was threatened. &gt;&gt; I have sky tier internet quality on my Airbnb right now. Oh god. Nothing wrong with some drain. Yo, little suckage. with some drain. Yo, little suckage. Little suckage. That might be the angle.
to [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] me. &gt;&gt; Sylvanas didn't ask to be Ranger &gt;&gt; Oh, I'll do first kick. That's fine. &gt;&gt; Including her life.
&gt;&gt; Ouchie. I don't want a hell stone. Okay, good. I really don't. I didn't want to dark pack their hell stone cuz this next poll could be like incredibly sketch.
mother &gt;&gt; undead fanatics to loot it. &gt;&gt; undead fanatics to loot it. &gt;&gt; You should die to dots now to her. &gt;&gt; This is a pretty sketch bull if you don't do this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] right. So
I'll stun that into the uh uh the curse. By the way, as Trojan would say, we're screwed here. We're screwed. Wipe it up. Wipe it up.
Trojan, the father, the son, and the holy spirit. Some would say, by the way. of Warcraft right now? A little bit of an off season, I would say. Kind of like
a little a little slow because games and stuff. I was checking out some of these other like old RTS games to play. Dude, there's some cool ones out there that I might actually get into
there that I might actually get into unironically. Oh, missed the jump. That's like 10% health right there. Nice. Okay.
Yo, the wake of ashes is just disgusting. Is that not gross? Like,
I'm not going to lie, that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] hurts. I think we need to stack tighter. I'm just going to stun now into his wake of ashes, I believe.
Yep. Thought so. Definitely have to dark harvest that. Definitely have to dark harvest that. Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I'll kick that.
to send my cool downs here. Might as well. Very sketch. Recommendation for RTS after this key. Sure. I love RTS games. Oh, buddy. Careful. Good link, man. This shaman knows how to
use his link like properly. Oh, Jesus. Poison spread on me, dude. Geez Louise. Was not expecting that. RTS, you say? Like uh there's this like old Star Wars one like it's like Empire at War. It's like where you're in uh
space and you're like commanding all these ginormous battleships. That [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] looks cool. I've never played it. We talk things like Command and Conquer. I like Command and Conquer. I used to play Empire Earth, too. Like Empire Earth. Um
what else? Holy L. Empire Earth was good. Um, I also liked
um, Civilization was good, but I don't think that's considered an RTS. I think it's just like a like just a strategy game because it's not real time. Like it's like turns, right? I like Might and Magic a lot. That's my
probably my favorite ever. Might and Magic like strategy type games. I'm going to stun then. Oh, just kidding. He sent the Hodgej. Okay.
Should I dark packed here? No, but I will dark harvest. &gt;&gt; Our mother's bow meant everything to Sylvanas once.
Sylvanas once. &gt;&gt; The full suck. desecrate her sanctum. &gt;&gt; Let's get it going. Massive suckage.
Unstable affliction. And now we seed spam. We should deal decent damage here. spam. We should deal decent damage here. I'm not going to lie.
Decurse. Decurse. Wow. Insane decurses, by the way. Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I'll kick that.
off here. That's fine. My teleport is still safe. That's fine. My teleport is still safe. Still safe.
What a bunch of bull jive. &gt;&gt; What have you done? &gt;&gt; Chances that I got it first round was kind of crazy. I'm not going to lie. Here comes spew in like 2 seconds. I got to get into position.
I'm going to dark harvest this and I should be just fine. Okay, we're going to the back corner it seems. So, I got to get into position.
&gt;&gt; Curse on me. I'll use my teleport to get out of this. Just in kidding. Okay, out of this. Just in kidding. Okay, never mind.
We have plenty of room. We need more damage on latch to be honest.
Here's your &gt;&gt; She's age, dude. &gt;&gt; Have you done any of those Total War games? Yeah, I used to like those. It's just I don't know. It's a bit much for me. Like I never I never loved it. You
me. Like I never I never loved it. You know what game I [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] loved was Earth. Did any of you guys ever play that game? Lord of the Rings Battle for Middle Earth. That was an awesome game. Those are great.
&gt;&gt; Okay, we're kind of not enough damage on Latch here. Need more damage on him.
Mortal Coil into Dark Pack just to play safe. Yes, sure did. I love those games. strategy games, dude. That's what I'm talking about. &gt;&gt; Little drain solage. Okay, now we need more damage on her. Oh,
that was so close. It almost bugged out. Okay, we need more damage on her for Okay, we need more damage on her for sure.
Started playing it recently. What? Oh, the uh the Middle Earth game. I think we need to be damaging her more. Oh, &gt;&gt; darkness lingers.
&gt;&gt; Nice. Couldn't be any better. Good job. This squad is good, boy. awesome. This you guys crazy, but I vibe with it. Uh, not too bad. Not too bad, right? Not too shabby. Not too shabby. Gets the job done.
Gets the job done. &gt;&gt; We have one more relic to find. Warcraft. Yeah, my dad used to play them all the time when I was like super young
and like I didn't really know what the freaking hell was going on and I'd watch him play like Empire Earth. I thought that was pretty cool. Okay, we got to be careful here. Now we have to aim the guys at the walls
because just in case the breaker comes down.
Okay, we we avoided it right before the interrupting shot. That's fine. Big stun on everybody. Insane stun by the way into the haunt. Big damage.
I'm running out of soul charge though. This is actually pretty bad. Maybe I was This is actually pretty bad. Maybe I was prioritizing a little too hard.
good to go. Break ranks right into the wall. Good job, whoever that was. Dark Harvest just to send it, I guess.
don't know. I've always loved strategy video games. Like even growing up, I don't know. It's just one of those things. I like a good think session when it comes to a video game. Not in life though. I don't like think sessions in
&gt;&gt; [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] that. [laughter] I like to just do what I need to do and get out. &gt;&gt; Took my life. Savaged our home. one of &gt;&gt; I am going to
seems to have called on the ghosts of &gt;&gt; this is a nuclear pole by the way I'll &gt;&gt; this is a nuclear pole by the way I'll kick that stone him here he didn't take the soul stone is crazy that's criminal not on
this pole dude you can't do that you got to take the soul stone to take the soul stone that's criminal you can't do that
stone there, dude. I'm going to keep it a buck. hell stone just to help my healer out. And then we're going to dark harvest.
And then we're going to dark harvest. [snorts] Humongous damage incoming.
Yo, these guys hit so hard. I have to dark pack that. I'm trying. I'm trying. I know. The axe throwers are the problem. Believe me.
I can get a pass to go to the power. Oh [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] [laughter] [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] [laughter] Sim City. Yo, that's crazy. Sim City is Sim City. Yo, that's crazy. Sim City is crazy.
I used to play games like that. I used to play this one that was like you run like a uh almost like a like a tycoon like roller coaster type place or something. I'll kick that.
Really interesting. And you like build roller coasters and you run like a like a theme park or something.
this guy. I have to dark pack that. There's There's Yeah, there's no [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] There's There's Yeah, there's no [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] way.
dude. I'm begging you guys don't die. We need the time. We are running out of time. Good grips. Whoever's calling that out, good job. Keep them accountable. This job.
Okay. Got to be very [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] smart here about what we do. [groaning] &gt;&gt; Why did that happen?
What? &gt;&gt; It bugged out. Hello. [groaning]
Okay, this is kind of bad. Okay, I'm just going to health bot. &gt;&gt; Yeah, but we shouldn't have even died there. It like bugged out.
&gt;&gt; Just stay still. We're good. We're good. Yo, this guy's scaring me. Okay, maybe I should have popped my [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Maybe I messed up. I'm going to dark packed early. Yeah, this timer is looking tight as hell. I agree. But we
just had like a ton of deaths out of nowhere for nothing. Like it was looking like easy peasy, but now it's not looking so good.
Yo, is he going to summon the ads or what? Like Harvest. I thought it was just a rotation of two. I'm a dumbass.
&gt;&gt; Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Need more damage, guys.
me tell you. Sins of a Solar Empire. That sounds Sins of a Solar Empire. That sounds crazy. That name is just cool as [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] &gt;&gt; I am out of defensives, by the way. This is incredibly sketch.
&gt;&gt; At least we had a clear path there. That was lucky. I got a health stone summon. There's no way. [groaning]
feel like we should be fine on the timer.
Yo, my game is like bugging out, dude. Come on.
[groaning] [screaming] &gt;&gt; Please kill this guy. All we got to do is just make it through
this boss. We have less for the last boss and we'll be fine. Just can't die boss and we'll be fine. Just can't die to stupid [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
&gt;&gt; Not like upset that it's on me every time, but like Jesus though. I am running out of HP, dude.
to die here. He has to die here. We can't do another another rotation. There's There's no way. Jesus Christ. &gt;&gt; Woo! We &gt;&gt; We can do it.
&gt;&gt; I mean, we have blood lust, so we can do it. It's possible. It takes about 3 minutes for a boss kill. Three and a halfish. So, with blood lust think would be better for hero rating and plus 10's? Major lock. Anything in
the game, bro. Doesn't matter. &gt;&gt; You could play anything in the entire game with plus 10 and heroes. Can I get a heal?
Disgusting God. Uh, when it comes to more fun, I don't know. I I'm I'm very more fun, I don't know. I I'm I'm very biased. Like, I have to be honest. I'm very biased. I love Warlock. So, kind of not fair for me to say.
or Okay, I'll I'll [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] health bot. Yo, I need to heal, [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] health bot. Yo, I need to heal, big dog. I'm going to die. I'm out here
big dog. I'm going to die. I'm out here drain lifing on cool down.
we're chilling, chat. We're chilling. We're chilling. Everybody calm down. We're chilling. Everybody calm down. Everything's going to be fine.
Everyone just relax. Little teleport. Cheese the mechanic. I have unst or or unending resolve for the next mechanics as well. Everyone
just relax. Timer's starting to look [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] rough, Timer's starting to look [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] rough, though. But we have to pick up the pace.
&gt;&gt; I'm going to wall here. There's no way I can't wall. Okay, we have our cool downs up in a second.
A dark harvest. This is going to be close as [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] need your energy. Give me the energy.
here. This is going to be close.
Okay, we're officially in execute phase. So, we're going to do more damage here. So, we're going to do more damage here. 40 seconds. Here we go. 40 seconds. Here we go. &gt;&gt; Don't die. We cannot die. No one can
die. We lose 15 seconds, we'll [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] lose. Cannot have a death. &gt;&gt; Oh my god, I'm out of defensives. Where did I get knocked up from?
20 seconds. Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Are we not going to make the timer? &gt;&gt; Oh my god, that was way too close. Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
&gt;&gt; Not even close. &gt;&gt; Yo, we had so many ridiculous goofy deaths at the end. That was crazy. As for myself, much, bro. I think we had like seven deaths. Yeah. No, that's crazy.
counters is needed. Uh I mean, dude, that's just uh that's just what do you call it? Uh the cooldown manager that I just made custom. I didn't It's not an add-on. It's just the built-in game thing. And then I have
my dark glare heroes to know when I have extra damage on my unstable afflictions. All my procs on the name plate. This is uh Oh, on the name plates. Oh, um
insane on Druid, dude. Good [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Good [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I'm down to keep running, Good [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I'm down to keep running, bro. If you're down, that was awesome. Not even close. Um, yeah. So, the name plate,
I'm going to be honest. I think what I have is a PvP name plate on because those do them really clean and like sleek. So, it's called Better Blizz Plates. Better Blizz Plates. And then under it,
um, you go in here and then there's like a preset. And I think I picked Venukis. [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I'll try a 20 just to try it. I mean, I I don't know. If we get some all stars, I feel like we could do it. I top damage though, chat. We did our job. We
for my money, though. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. He gave me a run for my money. for my money. He gave me a run for my money.
That was sick. Super fun. I didn't die. Did I die? Oh, no. I died right in the beginning. That's right. Right in the beginning. Um, yeah. S, that was a ridiculous death, too. I'm going to be honest, though. That wasn't on me. I'm
going to be real. I used every defensive in the game, so I don't know. Oh, and I have like four. Need to clear your debuff.
was an awesome uh dungeon run, dude. I'm down to try it as a 20 and then if we brick, we just go to 19. That'd be fun to try out. Gino is blasting on Guardian, dude. Yo, we're officially 3700 to the tea.
Not too bad. Not too bad. Now we're going to get some absolute ball players. Oh my god. 3870. Yo, what are we talking about right now?
Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] bro. I say you just run it back, grab another unholy death knight, and just call it a day. Some of these dudes are call it a day. Some of these dudes are disgusting.
Oh my god. Dude, what the hell? Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Yo, these guys are crazy. I mean, how much harder is a 19 to 20? Probably really hard.
Probably really hard. By the way, these will be some of the highest affliction warlock keys done in the world if we do a 20. Like 100% like highest in the a 20. Like 100% like highest in the world. Like up there. So, it's possible.
That'd be that'd be pretty crazy. What dungeon are we doing? I don't even remember. Oh god. Was it seed of the triumpvirant?
point Zenus? Oh god. Seed of triumvirant. Jesus Christ. Yo, that key sucks, bro. I hate seat, bro. That is one of the hardest keys out there for sure. are like absolute swamp
ass. Not fun at all. a seat of the triumphant. Oh god. What level?
I [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] hate this key, dude. This key is miserable, dude. I'm not going to lie. Even though I could cheese like half the mechanics in here, it's like half the mechanics in here, it's just still such a miserable dungeon.
&gt;&gt; Not fun. &gt;&gt; Not good. &gt;&gt; I need banish on my bar. Okay, I do. I have banish &gt;&gt; cuz I can banish one mob and just get rid of one entirely,
This is sketchy. I've never been in a plus 20 before. So, very spooky scary. Very, very spooky scary stuff. I'm not going to lie.
let's go. Do I have banish? Do I have banish? All right, bro. I'll just
What about dragon flight? I heard dragon flight people were pushing just flight people were pushing just ridiculous numbers.
college try. It's definitely possible, college try. It's definitely possible, but I'm gonna be real.
needed. Uh, yeah, I told you about that. That's embarrassing. My bad. I am. Yo, Lance, are we hopping in Discord? Want to want to hop in Discord Discord? Want to want to hop in Discord and hang out or what?
Empire or republic? That's crazy.
I might be able to in a minute for like an hour. Uh, okay. Okay. Okay. That's cool. That's cool. Okay, this dungeon is very scary. This Okay, this dungeon is very scary. This is one of the scariest dungeons
out there in the entire pool. The bosses in here are [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] things of nightmares. It's really viceroy that's terrifying. It's really viceroy that's terrifying. Lura isn't bad. Viceroy is a problem.
I'll be real. Viceroy is terrifying. I hate that boss Viceroy is terrifying. I hate that boss so much. boss if I can. That was a very close key. We're talking
That was a very close key. We're talking about 10 seconds. Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] That was scary. Rockers.
boy. The paladin's in full judgment gear. I'll see you guys later. We had a good run. That's a red flag. Big red flag, by the way, in case you guys are wondering. Get ready to pop every cool down in the
Get ready to pop every cool down in the book, ladies and gentlemen.
there. You guys see the You guys see the tech here? Now I'm going to get hit by this one, I think.
mob. Hello. Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Who's in my group right now? Yo, we actually have ball players. Oh my god, dude. Let's go.
time. Wouldn't that be awesome? I'll kick that first. Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Gino's dead.
SGE, did he DC? Oh, no. He's alive. Oh, okay. All right. That's a good run. We had a good time. good time. We had a good run, ladies and gentlemen.
We had a good run, ladies and gentlemen. We had a good run. The plus 20 was awesome for the first pull and we did what we for the first pull and we did what we had to do, but sometimes the mobs just
literally [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] one-shot you. Shout out to the plus 20s. Yeah. Yeah. [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Jesus, dude.
That's That's [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] You're going to drop your flask at 20. Oh, true, Ram. You're so true. &gt;&gt; Uh, vote.
cut out for it. Some people aren't true. I am definitely not. [laughter] I am definitely not. [laughter] That was the most fun first poll ever. &gt;&gt; least we could summon people, though. Damn.
Haldens are really good in here too though. Like unironically.
all 19s, like was that even like that all 19s, like was that even like that much rating? 10 20 30 40 50. It's like 3760.
be right back. One sec.
good in this key because of the uh damage amps and the uh triple boss encounter. Unironically, Devour is pretty good. 3700. Yo, for real, Gino, we're pushing. Dude, you're a dog. I I can't even
believe you're doing these keys right now. Dude, it's crazy to me. together, you'll be right where I'm at. So, should be fine.
&gt;&gt; All right, this is it, chat. The plus 19 of all plus 19s. the devour. He's 290. I mean, he's got [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] gear.
He's 290. I mean, he's got [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] gear. Gil geared to the teeth.
right, it's taking the devour a little bit to catch up, but it's okay.
Paunt this guy into le tripplay.
Like how the guy P Oh [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Oh [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Oh [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] that sucks. Okay. Why did that happen twice in a row? Is that just like too hard of a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
that just like too hard of a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] pullover? I wonder. It might be. I don't know. I think five deaths is too much on the first one, sadly. I mean, it is what it is. What are you going to do?
I mean, it is what it is.
simple as that once you get into the high keys like this, bro, one little thing is just like you're dead. Like, holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] is crazy.
God, it's almost like miserable. God forbid, dude. God forbid, dude. Okay. Um, where's my banish?
love, dude. Thank you. Thank you. Zolav, a cool name, dude.
problem, dude. GG's, man. keys and see what we can do. &gt;&gt; Yo, for Gino to be handling this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] and he just picked up bear is absolutely just insane to me. Like, I I don't know
one class all season and I'm at the level he's at and he's got like four. I love you, buddy. Have a good time. Hope everything's good. Shout out to you key. If you ever want to run more, man, just hit me up. Hit me up. I'm always
down to run. If you have some free time, dude. So, always fun to play with you. Always always fun, dude. Always fun. That was awesome.
Okay, so we do not need Windrunner Spire anymore, chat. We do not. people will see us and get us some keys easier. Maybe potentially.
I don't know. Doesn't Doesn't hurt to uh see.
Uh, Lance, let me know if you want to hop in Discord.
there. Um,
Damn, we got our asses whooped in there on the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] first [laughter] pull. on the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] first [laughter] pull. That's so funny. voice. Oh, he's in our guild. I didn't even know that. Shaman. Shamanellian.
even know that. Shaman. Shamanellian. I literally didn't know you were in the guild. That's insane. Atlas woke up, so I got to wait. Okay, buddy. Right now, we're just trying to get in
some keys, chat. Chilling out, vibing. I'm not going to lie, it's kind of I'm not going to lie, it's kind of difficult to get into one singular key. difficult to get into one singular key. That's pal. Oh, that makes sense. Okay,
that's why he's good. Okay, that makes sense. That makes sense. Gotcha. I understand now, dude. I'm just getting like insta dude. I'm just getting like insta declined. Hello. That's [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] up.
That is messed up, chat. I'm not even going to lie,
so funny. Jesus Christly. Uh, okay. He's playing devour. I don't think he'd take me cuz he has a fury. Reach. Slayer Fury anyway.
just can't get into. Every single one of these is melee cleave. Just can't get into any of them. So, it's like really hard to find like a caster cleave comp like in the end game. Like I don't know. I'm finding it so
Like I don't know. I'm finding it so difficult. Umbreal Champion is 36.96.
Dude, I feel like every day I'm just barely making it. This is like exhausting. Yo, I have to do this every day. Like, who wants to do this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] day. Like, who wants to do this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] This miserable,
Like torture. This could be a form of torture. I don't know if I have the guts for this, dude. I'm not even going to lie.
21s, dude. Maybe even higher. Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] It's so crazy. Scared me, dude.
I don't know. Like cuz I'm looking at the at the uh like statistics, right? the at the uh like statistics, right? And like the top 1%'s 36.96 and I'm 3,700. Dude,
I don't know, man. I don't know. Just like nonstop like every day I have to do like time a key or two. Every day
it's like, bro, who wants to do that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] That [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] is torture. [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] That [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] is torture. Like like actually
Yeah, I mean you're definitely right. I'm just trying to get to 1% because I've never done anything like that before in World of Warcraft. Like I before in World of Warcraft. Like I never push myself to the limit of like
like doing something to this extent before like ever, whether it be PvE or PvP. And like I feel like if I do this, like could scratch Mythic Plus off my list for like ever cuz like I'm definitely
not the like I don't even like Mythic Plus if you want me to be honest. I actually can't stand it if that's like bad to hear, but I just don't like it. bad to hear, but I just don't like it. And uh so yeah, I think it'd be like do
Mythic Plus this season and then like another season do PvP and then another clear raiding. Even though I would still like to attempt it this season with my like to attempt it this season with my boy Goop and their team because he said
they can have me uh with them and see if we can make something happen. But I don't know like the whole like trying to get into groups like process like this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] is like lame.
this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] is like lame. Like honestly,
you picked the hard spec that gets to 1% though. Uh, yes and no. Like if I'm being completely honest, like the biggest problem at this point is number one, getting into keys in general is like super hard.
Like it takes such a long time to get into a key. And then number two is like it's not even me like breaking down. I would say like one out of every like would say like one out of every like seven keys like I [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] up and like I'm
actually making a mistake that'll like really cost me or the group. But like really cost me or the group. But like like man, I swear almost every key like I never die. I'm simply doing the mechanics and I'm
I'm simply doing the mechanics and I'm top DPS every single key. So like affliction warlock problem. It's just like a queue up problem. Like it's just so random. Like you roll the dice and you either get a good team or a bad
team. Like I don't know. It's just straight up RNG every time.
17. Wouldn't surprise me if it gets miserable at the top 1%. Uh I think the thing that makes it miserable for me is like like I'm forced to log in and do
this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] to be able to keep up with the 1% title. Like that is kind of lame 1% title. Like that is kind of lame to me.
like a really unique challenge on something I've never ever ever done before. I really like that. But I just don't like Mythic Plus. I don't know. And like I like I'm doing this so I can like master the game to a
this so I can like master the game to a certain extent at this level and like pitch when I'm in higher like keys and like making videos for next season like
to beat the best. True. You're right, buddy. Plugging is what sucks. If you keys, it's not too bad. No, not at all. If you had a group to run keys with and just spam [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Yeah, I'm sure it's awesome. Like, I'm sure it's fantastic.
But if you don't, yeah, it's probably terrible. Like, I could I could believe that. I love Pv. I think they need to do a season pass. No grind every class. Bis insta, just Q. I don't even think that's
a bad idea. Like stat like the whole template thing. I'm going to be honest. like, okay, when it comes to like rewards, like what are we still getting? I guess I guess yeah, just make it like a season pass thing, I guess. Honestly,
I I wouldn't mind that personally. I don't know. Hey, bro. Big fan. Is your add-on? Also, where can I find your profile? Thanks. Um, my name plates is profile? Thanks. Um, my name plates is the Platinonator add-on. So,
uh, this add-on right here. Where is it? Uh, let me just blonator and then uh if you DM me on my Discord, I can actually just send you the uh the copy paste thing. But I also go over it
in um a video that we just put out recently. recently. I think I think I do or I might in an I think I think I do or I might in an upcoming video.
plates are from Pltonator. I mean my UI is just first of all I don't know why me. Uh, my UI is just a very very basic like
in-game Blizzard UI. Like I just customize it like this. So, there's really nothing that changes here. Uh, but I I I mean, every time I try to like give out this profile, it like doesn't work for some reason. Like I'll go to
work for some reason. Like I'll go to share it Oh, it actually works today. Okay, cool. So, I mean, if you DM me on in or or not
could send you both my Playonator profile and my uh UI if you want. Just let me know, dude. Let me know. I got you.
me know. I got you. Oh, the Empire.
Bounty. That's [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] up. middle of my pitch, I got declined. That's [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] up. That Discord link is That's [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] up. That Discord link is invalid or expired. Jesus Christ. Um,
okay. Cool, cool, cool. I will send you the link here personally. Invite the the link here personally. Invite the server.
Edit invite. Never. Generate new link. Copy. Tasty. Go ahead, get into that.
and it's just a DPS nowadays. Yeah, to an extent. Sure. I can I can believe that. Yo, can I get into a key, bro? Like, can I even have a chance to play the video game?
want to play the game. Yeah. Uh, this is Yeah, this is tough. I'm not Yeah, I'm declined to everything right now. I don't know. don't know. This [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] is uh pretty pretty lame. Oh,
Damn, dude. It's like that around here. Jesus, man. unmotivating. Like it like kills my motivation to want to play the game. I'm
motivation to want to play the game. I'm actually so serious right now. Like dude, actually very aggravating.
[laughter] No, dude. I can't play D4. That's crazy. If I was going to play anything, dude, I'd hop on like swoto right now and just play my bounty hunter and just do like story missions or that
or like Heroes of Might Magic. Yo, D4 is a lot to get into right now. That's so funny though. He said, "Hop on D4. I'll boost you right now.
Boost you right now." Dude, I'm getting insta declined. Like, bro, I have higher IO than you. Like what is this game? [laughter] Yo, that's crazy. And I fit the group comp
that's crazy. And I fit the group comp like perfectly. Hello, dude. Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I literally have higher IO than you by like over a hundred. IO than you by like over a hundred. He was Demo. I mean, I guess like
He was Demo. I mean, I guess like dude, holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] This is so cooked. later I'm going to hop on some Heroes of My Magic or something. I don't know.
Just chill out and vibe. Scam them. Yeah, I think it's a big scam angle. [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] hell, dude. [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] hell, dude. Scam alert.
to get into a dungeon. Like I'm like I'm over 100 IOI more than you like on some of these cues that I'm going into. Like how is that possible?
already so I can play with Lance on a new character cuz I do want to boost up a prop paladin, get him geared up and maybe paladin, get him geared up and maybe help Lance out, get his 3k or something.
help Lance out, get his 3k or something. Man, [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] It looks like a really old like early 2000s like Warlock. That shit's fire.
Yo, all jokes aside, one time guys, I signed up for a key and this one guy goes, he goes, "Man, are you that guy who does the YouTube stuff?" I'm like, "I am." He goes, "Oh, I don't give a shit."
And he was like, "Get back to the queue or something." I'm like, [laughter] "Yo." I'm like, "Yo, that's crazy." Yo, you people are crazy, bro.
dude. We are cooked. I'm just getting insta decline. I It I don't know what it like what the problem is. Like, I'm 289 item level.
in Mythic Plus, to like bait them into inviting me. Like, genuinely, all jokes aside, I don't know what the problem is. Like, it's actually like very Like, it's actually like very mind-boggling to me,
And on some of these, I'm higher IO than them. You know what I mean? But on others there's like people doing is like 3650
there's like people doing is like 3650 3600 3620. I'm like dude I'm like way higher than you. Like that's like eight dungeon clears higher. A lot. exact reason. Yeah. I mean if you try to push 1% Yeah. This is this is pretty
bad. I'm not going to lie. This is this is pretty bad. Um, and I I don't know. I think it's worse and I I don't know. I think it's worse trying to get your key up,
in my opinion, cuz like getting your key up is just cuz like getting your key up is just feels impossible. I don't know. And like I've cleared 19s on this character, so I'm still not
really sure what the issue is. Hugging 1% is no joke. Yeah. Sent you a demon discord. Let's go. Okay. So, let me uh get this set up for you. Let's go. Platinator. Where's my platon? There it is.
There it is. Okay. Export profile. Poppy. Okay. Coolio. Coolio. Message request. Clarity. Yo, I got you. Okay. So, that's
one. That's the playinonator profile. And then the second one I'm sending you is my UI. I I don't know if this is going to work. It might work, it might not. This is the one I'm not really sure
This is the one I'm not really sure about. So hopefully they work. I you know, you never know with Blizzard. So yeah,
at least the uh disconnect thing hasn't been too bad tonight. Um wait, I don't need a 19 Winr runner. I'm trolling.
Man, this sucks. Overly picky because homework keys exists. need to make Brazil plus one people would be way less choosy. Um would be way less choosy. Um I don't know. I like I think the the
idea of like your key depleting in general is [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] stupid. Like I don't know. I I think it's just dumb. Like my key depletes. Like my key depletes. Like what?
and I have to rerun a key of the previous tier. Like hello. That's previous tier. Like hello. That's horrible. Like what kind of toxic gameplay design is that?
is that? I just don't like it. a job. I'm not a bad player. I have only rated as a holy priest when walker monk
and affliction lock. Yeah, she at least you uh rated as some good classes though. I'll give you that. classes though. I'll give you that. I will give you that.
and not get toxic crap but that's just because you will be all be alone. Yeah I mean sad was cool but man sod was toxic too. Let me tell you when sod was too. Let me tell you when sod was blasting sod was [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] toxic. And I
community in there and I was still being like treated like [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I'm going to be honest though, like when it comes to like raw toxicity, man. Like the only reason I'm dealing with this now is because I'm at the 1% level, right? I'm
at the highest level possible. So, it's understandable that people want the best of the best. Like, I get it. Like, I'm not offended. It's just it sucks that this is the case. But in classic, they'll decline your invite
in classic, they'll decline your invite for [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] that's just easy anyway. Like like we're talking about Molten Core. Like even Knack Ramis, this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] is easy. Like what are we talking about right
Like what are we talking about right now? for content that's easy. In retail, you get treated like [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] for the top 1%.
get treated like [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] for the top 1%. Like I don't know. don't want to do a dungeon that gives no score. Blizzard forcing them to do so
out this in a mindset to waste less time. I mean, yeah, they they want Everyone wants the best of the best when they're performing and trying to get a group together. Like, of course, that's obvious.
obvious. Like, that's just obvious. getting a key together. Like, would I rather take a 3650 Warlock or a 3750 Warlock? I'm going to take the 3750 Warlock. Like, the thing is I'm not
understanding is I have 19s timed and like I'm still getting declined to 19s like I'm still getting declined to 19s like nonstop. Like 24/7. like nonstop. Like 24/7. That's the only thing I don't get. Like,
okay, there we go. Never mind. I'll just [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Cool. immediately. Boom.
Boom. World of Warcraft is fire. That's crazy. We had a good run shot,
99% of all Wild Classic want to just watch the comeback. It's crazy. Point is, if I cleared all 17s and got Brazil 18 keys for it, I'd invite lots more people. I mean, yeah, I agree, too. Like, if I completed all 17s,
why would I want my key not to brick to 16? Like, no, I don't want it to brick to 17. Like, that doesn't like Yeah, the math ain't math on that. Like, it's just not adding up to me. You know what I mean? Like
like how does that make any sense whatsoever? whatsoever? I don't know. [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] melee cleaves at this higher level, dude. Like, it's ridiculous.
There's so many melee cleaves. Like, there is half caster cleave comps. Like, it's crazy to me.
That was crazy. And yeah, it doesn't make any sense. The whole resilient key thing. I would uh I would love if they change I would uh I would love if they change that.
chilling. Yo, Hunt, what's going on, baby? We did one tea. We or one key so Other than that, I haven't gotten [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] done. Like we're in 3700 IO, but I I I
literally I can't get into a key. It's It feels impossible. Message them to invite. That's probably even worse. I'm not even kidding cuz I'll send a message and like what am I about to say right now? Hey, big pumper. I mean, look how
many melee cleaves there are, dude. Like every comp is melee cleave. Melee cleave. Melee cleave. Melee cleave. Melee cleave. Melee cleave. Okay. Caster Cleave, I'm going to apply.
Maybe I'll get invited. Like, I don't Hey, big head. Nice. Yeah, that's smart. That's like you DMing a girl. What is What are you about to say right now? Like, what? Sup? Like, what the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] This is so
Sup? Like, what the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] This is so fried. Put me in, coach.
All right, let's see. I think it's a girl DMing a dude. No, And I got declined. Oh, hype. Hype. Mele cleaf. Mele cleaf.
Mele cleaf. Mele cleave. Nice. Nice. Mele cleave. Melee. Here Mele cleave. Melee. Here we go. Here we go. Stuff. Good stuff. Good stuff, chat. I officially need friends at this level.
Now it's to the point where like I I don't think I could push any higher with the people like trying to sell LU. Like it's just not efficient enough like it's just not efficient enough like 100%.
And I don't even know anyone. Hello there. Hello again. Yo, true. That's there. Hello again. Yo, true. That's actually big smart.
they'll never take me. Melee cleave. Melee cleave. [laughter] Yo. Yo, is this content in 2026? Is this what we do in retail? Wow. In
2026 when you try to get top 1%. I'm literally in the LFG like simulator. Like this is torture.
that key. That's the best I got. Anything else? Like pugging mythic raiding. Either make your own group or be lucky. Yes, it's an RNG fiesta 100%. Koozie, what's your IO right now? What are you at? Like [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] 3,900.
What are you at? Like [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] 3,900. Zero to hero challenge with Kusi. Zero to hero challenge with Kusi. Bing, bang, boom.
Can I please get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle? You think I play with pugs to resilies? Yes. That's exactly what I think, by the way. Not even kidding.
Not even kidding. That is to the tea what I think. Sweetness. Sweetness, I was only joking when I said
I write you. I write you. Um. Mhm. Mhm. This is good. Mhm.
Mhm. Go for 34 because of those absolute disrespectful rewards. Yes. Yes. By the way, we still haven't seen what the rewards are for this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] and this could be an absolute pisser waste of
could be an absolute pisser waste of time.
game, of course. Small queen means I know life. Wow.
application. Now, if that doesn't, I don't think I Now, if that doesn't, I don't think I don't think anything will.
brain dead spec and get it done. You're crazy. There's no way. You're not a You're not built like that, Koozie. You can't do 1%.
No, I'm just kidding. Uh, yeah, you probably could do it, buddy. I think I did Algathar or no, it was Windrunner, Magesters, and Pit. Windrunner. Yes. Yes. Very good. Very good. Very evil.
Nice. We did not get accepted. That's another melee cleave comp as well. We're off to a great start. So, what's the timer at? Anyone? Has anyone been counting? Um,
okay. Okay. Okay. How do I find people to play with at this high level of like gameplay? Like, how do I do it? There has to be a Like, how do I do it? There has to be a way because this is not going to happen.
Can't do it on EU. Easily on NA. All right. All right.
That's crazy. Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I can't get into a group. They invited a demonology into a group. They invited a demonology into a melee cleave comp.
Yo, what the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] It's just crazy. And then I apply to a melee cleave and get instant permanently
[&nbsp;__&nbsp;] declined. I You know what? Today's the day, dude. Call the hotline. Call the hotline. I need the hotline. Someone get me the number. Someone get me the number. Someone get me the number right now.
people enjoy doing this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] This has got to be the worst thing I've ever done. Put your rating in the application. Believe me, they see my rating. like, believe me.
And I'm starting to think somehow that's the problem here. But it's a catch 22 the problem here. But it's a catch 22 because how can I get my rating higher if I'm not getting into a dungeon to get my rating higher?
Huh? What? Like What? Like some ain't right here.
This game is beyond fried. And it also doesn't help the fact that 60% of comps are just straight up melee cleave comps. Please God, don't kick me within 3 seconds of this.
Now I do need to go to Sky Reach. And this is my least favorite key of every this is my least favorite key of every single dungeon in the game. I [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] hate Sky Reach. This is the worst dungeon ever. 100%.
content as a solo person. So maybe link up with people, put them on friends list, join a guild. Yeah. No, I've been doing that. Uh usually I'll add one to two people every time I finish a key. The problem is is everyone that I've
added like here like in the last like you know I don't know two weeks uh I've actually unironically outscaled them. So I'm up over them by like two 300 points
and I'm back to square zero where I have no one to play with. I have no friends. no one to play with. I have no friends. But you're right. New vid incoming. True Lance. Yo. Hello. What's going on baby? Hey yo,
Yo. Hello. What's going on baby? Hey yo, Chad. Say what's up to Lance. &gt;&gt; What's up? Can you hear me? &gt;&gt; Can you hear me? &gt;&gt; I can hear you. &gt;&gt; All right. All right.
&gt;&gt; How we doing? &gt;&gt; Bring me into a 19. Let's do it. &gt;&gt; Bring me into a 19. Let's do it. &gt;&gt; It's crazy. But I do have resilient 18s. it. &gt;&gt; That's crazy. You could probably do it,
unironically. &gt;&gt; The only the highest key I've done is an Let's uh let's get in there. &gt;&gt; I believe in you, Lance. &gt;&gt; Put my Tommy gun down. &gt;&gt; Put my Tommy.
going to spend money this K. We're going to die on the &gt;&gt; first [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] pull. Sky Reach. The worst dungeon of all time. Genuinely the worst dungeon of all time. &gt;&gt; And it's funny because even preseason, I
knew this was going to be a terrible dungeon. And well, lo and behold, it is. dungeon. And well, lo and behold, it is. I'll be right back, chat.
Shadowino, what's going on?
Chatty chat chat. How we doing? It's good to see you.
Worst key of all time. My Sarah Caverns says aids. Yeah, but at least the boss target cleave, which is great for damage. Really fun. And then the final boss has a damage amp. So like you could cheese a lot of the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] But like Sky
just straight beating your head against the wall. First boss is a disgusting nightmare. You're just dodging tornadoes the entire game. Second boss is a healer check. So I don't know. That just depends on if your healer is good or
not. Um third boss with the bird. Still an awful cancer [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] dungeon. Uh, and by the time you usually make it there, you're out of time or the key is already
you're out of time or the key is already pricricked. So, I don't know. Maybe I'm Lance. It's 6 a.m. and I need to finish my video cuz my boss told me I have to my video cuz my boss told me I have to work all day just hours ago. All right.
Oh, you had a good run. He's ready to smash the place. Yes, it's true. I am.
of high-end title streamers. Yeah, maybe I just need to find some streamer friends to play with. Maybe that's what I should do, chat. I need friends. Anyone got any streamer friends?
I'll trans last boss. I'll ping if you need to get me. Sure. This guy's already giving last ball strategy. Like, all right. I like the strategy. Like, all right. I like the confidence, though.
Wonder if you could do an 18 with that IIO in your skill, you'd be fine. Uh yeah. [snorts] No, Lance can definitely do high-end keys, but it's like high-end keys are just an item level check. That's all it is. It's the
same [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] mechanic, same everything. It's just an item level check. It's just an item level check. So, yeah. if we can make something happen here. Plus 18 or plus 19, excuse me.
&gt;&gt; Reddits. &gt;&gt; Yes. Yes. What is that? I'll kick that first.
I guess I don't need to cuz I have a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] bazillion shield
targeted me with that. I should be fine. Nice. Good heals, man.
Didn't wipe on the first pole. That's a step forward. it's pretty good. Pretty good. I mean, Unholy is one of the best, if not the
best in the game. just uncapped AoE on a lust pull. So, he better be winning that pull. We'll see how he does the rest of the dungeon, though. Usually, I'm more the dungeon, though. Usually, I'm more consistent.
Damn, bro. Can I get a uh heal in chat or what's going on here? the bleed goes on me. It doesn't. That kind of sucks. Here it comes. Oh, it
does. Okay, we're fine then. That was a good wall then.
I'm going to kick the uh the guy here and we're we're moving. I mean, this unholy is doing numbers. I I I genuinely have never seen before. I'm not even kidding. This guy might be able to like single-handedly carry the key. I mean,
he's at 500,000 DPS overall average. Like, I I genuinely DPS overall average. Like, I I genuinely have never seen that before. So,
like I want to get the wind like away from I want to get the wind like away from them and then also dodge everything.
if need be. Wind chock. Got some pretty good RNG on the uh the wind thing there.
chalkram coming. I'm going to I'm going to instantly dark pack here. Here comes fan of blades. Dodge between. Chilling. Watch the windum. There it is. Chilling. Dark harvest. Rinse and repeat. That's the
whole boss fight. I need the gale surge to come on me I need the gale surge to come on me though. So, Lance, what are you doing right now? Playing some swole tool.
&gt;&gt; should be talking more, right? &gt;&gt; No. What the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] are you talking about? You're just chilling. &gt;&gt; Yeah, I'm playing some &gt;&gt; said sorry. &gt;&gt; [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Okay. You Sorry. You're here.
&gt;&gt; And Oh, and our healer's dead. Plus the lance meme joke. Ow. &gt;&gt; Only cuz you're here. &gt;&gt; Only cuz you're here. &gt;&gt; Oh. Oh,
got a dark harvest on cool down here. Only cuz you're around. &gt;&gt; You're so brave. &gt;&gt; Oh. Oh my god. I [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] walled too late. Oh, I just got half the value out of
that. Yikes. Yikers. All right, we're we're getting the biggest [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] bomb of damage ready to go here. Oh yeah. Watch the unstable affliction damage. Ready, chat? He died
again. Yo, this healer is [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] memeing memeing dog.
Yo, he died again. I mean, I could still live. I don't know about everybody else though. I could be fine. I just don't know about everybody else. And he just dropped it right where I
need to be. Nice. Thank you for that, buddy. Yo, I can't believe he just died twice on one boss pull is just criminal.
on one boss pull is just criminal. &gt;&gt; Oh man. Yeah, that's uh that could be &gt;&gt; Oh man. Yeah, that's uh that could be rips, buddy.
How do you die on this boss? &gt;&gt; It's just dance dance revolution.
druid to see if I can kill with him. Yo, that's unbelievable.
He like doesn't know what to do if the gale surge goes on him. Like he's lost. I mean, okay, man. I mean, you don't know the boss mechanics by this point in the video game. Like,
like in all, like, how is that possible? &gt;&gt; How do you get to that key level without knowing the mechanics, &gt;&gt; bro? I just spent 35 minutes to get into a queue. He got probably Yeah, I mean, I I
understand, Koozie. like he got knocked from the gale into like I understand from the gale into like I understand that but like how do you not know by that first of all he's a monk he shouldn't be getting hit by anything
anyways because he could just instant transcendence teleport anyway. That's number one that like that's the first mistake. Number two is obviously if you get the gale surge you have like 4 seconds to
knocked back you're knocked back into nothing. start pitching mechanic ideas for the final boss.
How dare you? I'm going to be real. I'm tilted. No, that one got me. that was that one pushed me over the edge. edge. Oh my god.
carry that whole key. Like straight up. Yo, how can you be Like straight up. Yo, how can you be such a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
Yeah. Okay. Okay. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Cool. Cool. Cool.
find a group. This is It's just criminal.
Power. cuz your IO is like 34 35 and there ain't no [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] way you're getting into those keys at that level boy. Unless it's your key. Your key obviously I'm down but bro I'm getting denied at 3700
down but bro I'm getting denied at 3700 on demo lock. Let me tell you these on demo lock. Let me tell you these people are brutal my man. people are brutal my man. Yo I can't believe that just happened.
3663. Oh, that's pretty good. Wait a second. That's actually not bad. It's actually not bad. We might be able to queue for something. to queue for something. [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
Think so. I'll toss the invite. [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] it. [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] it. Let's see what we could do. Might as well try, dude. [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] It's Might as well try, dude. [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] It's better than nothing.
Very good. Very evil. Of course. Of course. Yes. Yes. We'll try. Mystic, what up, baby?
&gt;&gt; Might get better chances for having the healer in the group. &gt;&gt; Yo, Mystic, you're alive is crazy. Hello.
Uh, who knows, bro. Who knows? To be honest, healing is the hardest role in Mythic Plus. Um, yeah. I think tanking is the easiest
for sure. I mean, tanking's the most miserable, but it's the easiest. All you have to do is just know a route and alternate defensives. And I don't want people to say some [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] like that's a lot more complicated than that, but it
really isn't. See, you say that. Nah, bro. Nah, bro. How's the night going? Besides that last run, well, we timed 119. We're at 3,700.
run, well, we timed 119. We're at 3,700. So, not bad, but not like good. that wants to go show some love over on the Twitch, toss out a Twitch primer
uh for absolutely free. That'd be uh that'd be pretty cool. healer for free is just punishing yourself for sins in your past life.
Yes, playing healer is miserable. Playing healer is so stressful. I want nothing to do with healing in Mythic Plus. I'm good. I'm good.
Nah, I'm good on that, Chief. That [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] is miser rob I love and hate healing. Even tens, no, it's different. We're talking about like
really really high-end keys. I I mean I guess in general healing's like stressful. Like it's a lot more fun in the lower key range. Like I I was playing on my holy paladins like substantially like undergeeared and like
doing it with Lance earlier in the season. But I don't know. Healing's been fun. Yeah, healing is fun, dude. It's just Yeah, healing is fun, dude. It's just it's just stressful.
someone takes avoidable damage, they are dead. Yeah, sure. Currently 10 12 is either an absolute nightmare or just chilling. Yeah, that's what Lance tells chilling. Yeah, that's what Lance tells me.
and DPS as a tank. Let me tell you something. Let's put it this way. There's a lot more [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] tanks at high IO than DPS. Thanks for follow guys. and truth down. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate the love.
&gt;&gt; And the reason for that is cuz it's just funneled, right? So the idea is there's a lot more people queuing as DPS and healer and it's very rare to find a healer and it's very rare to find a tank. So even a bad tank can just push
tank. So even a bad tank can just push and get straight up [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] boosted. Yo, devour demon hunters. There are some awful one, bro. I don't know what it is.
Some of them are horrible. And same for frost mages. Yo, there are some frost mages out there that are so criminally bad they need to get locked up. Like for sure. Like disgusting. Like I man, I've played with some
Like I man, I've played with some devourers that are criminal. Criminal. Oh my god. Oh my god. Everyone thinks devour is such an easy class, but it's, you know. Yo, what up
platty? How are we doing? Good looking. Miss you, buddy. Miss you, buddy. [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] tanking. True. Big true
handsome. My mod did a 19. Devo pug was on 120k overall and they still timed it because the BM was on 200k. Yo, team, I do 200k in my sleep. Check the log like that. It's like that.
It's like that. How's WoW? Miserable. I'm at the top 1% title range right now. Just kidding. World of Warcraft is the best game on the planet. I love this best game on the planet. I love this video game. There's nothing better.
This is the best game ever. Check the logs for Mythic Plus. I never see you do [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] LFG kid. That's great off, you mess up your damage fried. Yeah, no, there's Wait, why do I have
lead? Oh, never mind. It was like bugged out. That's weird. Warcraft's okay, bro. It's just that roller coaster ride where like the hype cycle is like down. So now like people are calling the game woke cringe and
every other word in the book. Where am I going? Nexus point Zenus. I actually unironically love this dungeon. And I might be able to go heller in here. I way. Problem is Hellcller's so criminally bad
on that final boss. Oh my god, it's miserable. You're mythic Andy. Yeah, but the raid logs are empty sky. Uh yeah, the mythic raid logs. I mean, the heroic logs are cooking. Heroic logs. I have like a couple 90
pluses in there. &gt;&gt; Mythic I I just I haven't run with anybody yet. I'm going to run with my boy Goop uh next week, Sunday, Monday. So, that should be fun. My log should go up then. And my item
level is like almost. We're like crushing it right now. We're missing just a couple items from like literally being flat out this. I'm missing pants, chest, and bracers. That's literally it. And I have literal
best in slot everywhere on every item in the game. You're a mythic Andy? Yeah, pretty much. I I literally am just mythic plus. I'm trying to get the 1% title right now. I have like I have it if season ended
today. But the most fun thing about this video game is you need to do it every day for the next two and a half months. though. I don't know. I don't even know if I'm going to keep doing it. Not even kidding. This [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] is horrible.
My TBC rotation is really hard. I'm cooking the parses. There's not a single person out there that's better at pressing Shadowbolt. I'm going to be Also, I think they're going to come out with Wrath King before Classic Plus. Um,
with Wrath King before Classic Plus. Um, what's up with that? Are we uh are we playing Wrath? Are we running that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] back or what?
wiped within 30 seconds of the last [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] dungeon. Are we doing red feral twos again? Never again will I do some [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] like that. Ever again. No. The
answer is no. But I will be playing a warlock.
So, if you want to do that, let's do it. Arcane power. I probably won't play fair. I got carpal tunnel last time. Yikes. What did you mean before warlock? Oh, man. Um, dude, I main a lot of different things. Okay, so in retail
last season, I was an arcane mage and fire mage. I played arcane for mythic plus and then fire for raid. Uh, season two, I played warlock. So, you know, that's kind of a shame. Uh, season one. What did I play? Rogue lance in season
&gt;&gt; Of what? War Within. &gt;&gt; Yeah. Forgot. shaman. &gt;&gt; Yeah. But then I swapped over to Rogue, &gt;&gt; Yeah. And then you played rogue and then you ended up swapping to at the end of
um your warlock. &gt;&gt; Yeah. So, it's been warlock a lot, but in classic, I typically play um I typically played rep paladin a lot and um enhancement shaman was a huge one.
um enhancement shaman was a huge one. Really, enhance was my biggest one. So, &gt;&gt; need new oil. Yeah, I'm Yeah, I mean, you're right. &gt;&gt; Shout out to you. It's funny cuz I saw that timer
&gt;&gt; and I wanted to do it but &gt;&gt; yo, can I get a spot healing? &gt;&gt; Hook me up. &gt;&gt; Paladin.
all. &gt;&gt; Are we pulling the caster cleave? No, &gt;&gt; Are we pulling the caster cleave? No, we're not.
Hey, going to kick this guy here in a second.
Is this red paladin going to show up or what? Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] that was a lust pole. Yo, where's our damage?
Who invited this guy? Dude, are we serious? &gt;&gt; What guy? &gt;&gt; Yo, with an augmentation, we're not breaking 300k on a luspole. Yeah, that's not a good sign. What
Yeah, that's not a good sign. What server is he from? Area 52. How is he &gt;&gt; You thought it was going to be Ragnaros, didn't you? &gt;&gt; Yeah, I thought it was. or or what's that one? Aelion or
something. Yo, our damage is [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] swamp. Oh my god. We're never timing this K. Guaranteed. We're never timing. He Guaranteed. We're never timing. He linked. No.
supposed to pull the sear here on that pole. Yeah, this is a this is not pole. Yeah, this is a this is not looking good, chat.
This is bad. We're We're [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I'll get the kick out there. We're supposed to pull more mobs with this guy. Yeah, there we go. I'm I've been waiting for that the entire time.
I'll do Blade of Tongs. I'll drop my uh port just in case I get the debuff on port just in case I get the debuff on me.
I love how no one helps kick either. Yo, we are uh we are in deep doggy doodoo. This is pretty This is pretty badge territory. Oh no, he pulled too much. We just don't have the damage.
We literally don't have the damage. I'm I'm being actually so serious. yesterday. I'll kick this guy, too. Don't worry. Yeah. No, there's just no kicks going out from this paladin or damage. This
guy is terrible. Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I'm at 43% of the group's total damage. of the group's total damage. Yo,
and the AUG does no damage. What's going on? How are you guys in 19s,
wait. Is this a resili? No way. Yo, who's boosted here. It's resilience.
3760. He's [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] boosted. Oh no, they're boosted. Oh no, they're boosted. There's no way.
logs. Brother, what the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] is going on? And he dropped a Hardy. I'll see you means. Lance, what does it mean when someone drops a Hardy Feast? &gt;&gt; and they are then &gt;&gt; they know
&gt;&gt; what &gt;&gt; they know what their value is. &gt;&gt; Yo, he's an augmentation dropping a Hardy Feast. Yeah, we're [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I'm going to try one more time with these guys. Yeah, this is this key is [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
guys. Yeah, this is this key is [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] This is a disaster. I mean, no one You bro. I I I I've never seen anything like this.
ass to an extent that I've never seen &gt;&gt; You put all of &gt;&gt; a the guy the the red DPS said he needed to stop DPS there. That was the problem. Of course. Of course. Of course. Yes.
good. &gt;&gt; That was clear the issue. Yes. now. Please do it. &gt;&gt; Will be all of us.
Please prove me wrong. Please be a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] god. Please.
harvest. I don't have a kick. I'll cleanse that off myself. That's fine. Please do not corner me. I'll use my uh racial to get out. Okay, better damage. Let's go. And the tank's [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] dead.
&gt;&gt; Only the strongest survive. &gt;&gt; He did better damage. Like, he kept up &gt;&gt; He did better damage. Like, he kept up on me, so that was good. But he died.
that was just unlucky. I don't think it was. Yo, Gino, please help me, bro. Gino, I can't do this anymore.
They're here for a long time, not a good time with the Hardy. [laughter]
I could tell you why he timed his last nexus. Yo, please tell me. mean, yeah, sure. That's a perfect comp.
That's literally the comp I want in my life. life. Sure. It's awesome. buddy. I don't even know if I can heal through that. Tank is dying so fast. I
through that. Tank is dying so fast. I don't know, bro. This is the last time I'm trying with these guys. I mean, we can't we can't clear the lust pole. It's probably not a good angle, bro. And by the way, you
definitely don't bring a Rhett for like the all glove. Like, unless you're in like Windrunner or something. Right. Must have messed up his buttons on the group is getting this one. I don't think so either. I'll try one more time.
Doesn't hurt. I mean, I don't lose anything out of it. So,
this is uh big toughers. Big toughers. &gt;&gt; Lethraxian, give up this foolishness. We have already won. You put all of Silver Moon in danger. This isn't worth the risk.
We have to find them if we're going to stop Lethraxia. &gt;&gt; Pilot is showing me. &gt;&gt; Hurry up those repairs. If we aren't
&gt;&gt; Hurry up those repairs. If we aren't careful, that will be all of us. &gt;&gt; Yo, this guy's getting [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] nuked. Can I get a uh Okay.
and then use my dark harvest. There it is. Dark harvest now. Still about to get hit by circle. It's unfortunate.
don't think it was like I think he just [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] died. been unlucky there. No, bro. You just died.
You got to keep pulling with an AUG, bro. You can't stay still. Can I get a bro. You can't stay still. Can I get a Freedom? Love how he pings me like I don't know to hit the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] bomb. We have to keep
pulling. I don't know what we're doing. We're pulling one mob at a time. He just We're pulling one mob at a time. He just breaths on one mob. an AUG? Oh no. I got to get out of here. This
guy's a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] criminal. This guy is a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] criminal. I got to get the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] out of this key. He just breath. Oh man, I Oh, I'm getting Oh, man. What am I doing here? You know, sometimes in
life, you ask yourself, what am I doing in this exact moment in time? What did like what did I do to deserve this? And it's clearly my fault. It clearly is. breath on a mob that was at 5% HP at the end of a fight. I gotta get the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] out
end of a fight. I gotta get the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] out of this key. Please die. Please die so I back. I don't think I've ever seen that before. I'm I'm so serious. I've never seen that before.
Yo, he's definitely using the one button rotation. Like without a doubt in my mind. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
This AUG should not be at that low of DPS. By the way,
Nice stun. I can get next kick if need. Yeah, I have to wall here. There's no [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] way.
probably isn't good. &gt;&gt; Yes, we wiped. Get me out of here. I will not be running with these guys 100% now. Come on, bro. chance. &gt;&gt; I can't play with a one button rotation.
&gt;&gt; I can't play with a one button rotation. You're You're a criminal. Nah, bro. I don't know. I don't know what's going I don't even know how that
red died. Like, I don't know how he's dying there. Said he got hit by the pryo mob. I guess he got me. I don't know how that happens.
Sky, &gt;&gt; give him a break. Lance, you have to understand this is my livelihood. Lance, &gt;&gt; this is your livelihood. &gt;&gt; Yeah, this is my livelihood.
&gt;&gt; Yeah, this is my livelihood. And we have to get these keys done. Send And we have to get these keys done. Send him an AG guide link. Yo, that guy is a onebutton rotation augur. Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa.
Like hurts my chest. Oh, wait. No, not those guys again. Abs. Absolutely not. affliction. You already know I'm going to get instant declined. Here we go. &gt;&gt; Sky, you're throwing.
&gt;&gt; Guess I know how I'll get my 1% then. Yeah, just go augmentation. I'm dead serious. I'm enjoying the show regardless. Sorry I'm enjoying the show regardless. Sorry you're not making progress. [laughter]
Oh, buddy. Thank you, man. I appreciate it. Uh, guys, can I get some ones in the chat if Lance should come over to my house tomorrow with ribe eyes and cook me a meal?
me a meal? &gt;&gt; Ones in the chat. that? If that's a good idea. Oh, &gt;&gt; that's a lot of ones. &gt;&gt; I just brought pizza over to your house
yesterday. &gt;&gt; No, no, no, no. That was No, that I uh that was uh uh a sponsored Domino's sponsored uh Papa John's &gt;&gt; pizza was pretty good &gt;&gt; one. But Lance didn't But didn't Lance
day tomorrow? Is that true, Lance? &gt;&gt; I definitely am working tomorrow. Yeah. &gt;&gt; Yeah, me too. Yo, that's a lot of ones, &gt;&gt; Yeah, me too. Yo, that's a lot of ones, Lance. Guys, who can make the best steak
in the chat right here right now and go and why? And what is your method for making that set steak? Panzer nine with a prime. Shout out to you, baby. Let's go. &gt;&gt; I actually make a really good steak.
Everyone knows that. I think the ribe eyes should bring Lance with them instead. True. Should I order ribe eyes prepped and Lance pick them up and he comes and cooks for me and cleans up and then
gives me a back rub so I can go to bed. Anyone in that? Yo, what music is Anyone in that? Yo, what music is playing right now? This is insane. playing right now? This is insane. Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
are [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] nuts. Hello. Jesus H. Come on. You're a rep paladin, bro. You know you want Never mind. We had a good run. Be a big good be a good big brother,
Lance. Yeah, I agree. I agree. Let him know, chat. Let him know. days where Lance just used to buy me like food whenever he went to work and
bring it back. He used to buy me these chili ponzoo wings from Raw Sushi and he would bring them back home to me and I would eat that and play World of that, &gt;&gt; man. Those were good though. Yeah, those
were absolutely delicious. You are correct. I do agree. He was a good brother once upon a time. I agree. Yo, Goozy or Goozy, that's buddy. Koozie, I love you, buddy. God bless, dude. I'll uh I'll check it out
bless, dude. I'll uh I'll check it out tomorrow. See you. Love you, dude. Goozie. Yeah, that's crazy. I don't even know where the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] that came from.
bad these players actually are like queuing up. I'm I'm actually being so serious. I I genuinely can't believe it.
I just don't know how like stuff like this is possible. Boosters. No, for real. Like we have a one button rotation augmentation evoker.
One button rotation on an AG. on an AG. You're such a pisser, dude.
becoming a noticeable problem. Jesus Christ, Mineti, that's bad.
I wonder if I could sell that. Like 10k per attempt at resilience keys at my 19s. Is that a thing? Is that illegal? definitely do it. &gt;&gt; That's not illegal to do that.
not illegal. Well, obviously for gold. What the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] do I need money for? The amount of people buying.1% title is crazy. Are you serious?
This game is disgusting. Goozy. Do it and find out for us. [laughter] Yo, Mystic. Yo, how you been, bro? It's
been a minute, Mystic. Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] How are you, buddy? It has been a minute. See the to triumphant resilient. That's See the to triumphant resilient. That's exactly what I'm looking for.
exactly what I'm looking for. Let's [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Hold on. Let's effing go. We pump. That's all I got. Hopefully he uh takes that. I mean, we fit the group comp perfectly. Bower, augmentation, resto
shaman, warlock, and then a brew master. Yeah, we literally fit that comp perfectly. I have better luck with keys during the day. I think so. I mean, yeah, that you're probably right cuz that's when
all the sweat lords are on anyway. You're probably right about that. rest at this point is probably the best
Maybe. I mean, I'm not like I've only done The thing is I've only done one one done The thing is I've only done one one key, so like I'm not even like fried.
It sucks. It's so hard to get into keys. Yeah, this sucks, man. I don't know. It's trash, bro. Oh, waiting for reset. Yeah, maybe,
maybe, maybe. There any like mythic raids going on right now? Let's see. Void Spire Mythic Asarian. Isn't that the first guy? Hello.
it is? What? &gt;&gt; Yes, that's Imperior. &gt;&gt; What the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I need bracers from there. Those are I need bracers from there. Those are pretty good.
Dragons are recla mostly guild like
given. Yeah. Does laps around silver move for 20 plus keys? Yeah. See, you have empirator mythic kill so you can't get into a group due to your lockout. Yeah. No. Yeah. No. No. I I I get that.
Definitely not. But I need that second boss, Arasius. like different bosses on different
like uh lockouts? Is that a thing with different people or is that not a thing for mythic? &gt;&gt; No, once you start a mythic group, if lockout. &gt;&gt; Oh, I didn't know that. That's crazy. Do
&gt;&gt; Yeah, I mean, but it doesn't matter. I wasn't going to run with anybody anyways. Think you need the flavor of the month Think you need the flavor of the month roll. Uh, you know what I need is a back
scratcher, a triple dipper from Chili's DJ, &gt;&gt; and probably a six-pack of Corona on a beach
probably a six-pack of Corona on a beach right now. Give me that on a 75 degree weather night. Yeah, I can I can die a happy man. Yeah, I can I can die a happy man. I will be happy.
I'm on a diet though, guys. We're on a &gt;&gt; Guy, I got this protein pudding &gt;&gt; from Aldi. It's like 15 grams of protein for 100 calories and it literally tastes like a snack pack.
weird. &gt;&gt; I have I mean I have some more. I bought &gt;&gt; It sounds kind of delicious. &gt;&gt; They're like a $150 each.
&gt;&gt; They're like a $150 each. Not too bad. pack. Like you can't even tell the difference. very busy, so I haven't been
what it is, Mystic. You and your life and a ribeye. True. Yo, give me a chicken bacon ranch Give me a triple dip. &gt;&gt; I want to try that new chicken sandwich
from there, bro. &gt;&gt; Yo, true. We do have to do that. Yo, I can't get into a key, bro. I I actually am starting to like feel bitter about this game because of [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] like this. Like, I can't even play the video
this. Like, I can't even play the video game. Like like I'm trying to do the right thing. Stream at night, chill out, vibe with the community. I can't even give the community content because I'm sitting here in a Q
simulator. Is there any like Twitch streamers on doing 19s? Is that like a thing? Can anyone link me with some people? Can anyone link me with some people? &gt;&gt; Let's go to twitch.tv.
than me. What key you holding? A pisser. I'm at 17 cuz I bricked. Oh, your key. Yeah. No, I would have to do key two keys to get up to my key level. Absolutely not. That's a definite no. Yeah. So, I got to
wait till Tuesday on the reset day. I mean, I'm missing three pieces for absolute. So, I need a chest.
I mean, realistically, the absolute best would be crafted shoulders, right? The braces from the raid, catalyzed pants, catalyzed chest. That would be absolute best for me. Like, I I can't get any better than that. But I
movie tomorrow with the wife. I'm grinding out massive D4 to boost my player power and don't want to get off. That's crazy. Yo, I heard that movie was other people say it's [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] So, I don't know.
Probably just people hating it. &gt;&gt; Yeah, I got to go see it, too. I can't get into a group. It's just It's just impossible. &gt;&gt; I mean, I'm getting declined by a fire mage, bro.
Yeah, this is it, chat. This is our life, bro. How long have I been streaming? Let's see. I haven't been streaming for two and a half hours and I've gotten one key done.
This is the type of [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] that is disgusting. Like, this is not the type of gameplay behavior that I'm about. And it unironically pisses me off. You combat logs start linking your logs.
I mean, yeah. No, I parse pretty well. Uh, I mean, when I'm actually in a group that can do [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] like in all my heroic logs, even though I was with a pretty swashbuckler squad that we just scrambled together, I still parse very
scrambled together, I still parse very high.
like I've mastered this spec by this point to be completely real with you. Like 100% top to bottom I've mastered this spec. I got this spec down to a literal science.
Supposed to be at least 90 for a I would say. Well, let's pull it up.
I'm ranked 73 in the world on affliction for mythic plus. It's pretty freaking solid, buddy. I'm ranked 32 in the world in Pitasaron.
So, you're 99? Yes, I am. Yes, absolutely. when it comes to like DPS by every level, I I don't know. I I I have no
idea. But I'm ranked 73 in the world, so But I'm ranked 73 in the world, so it's got to mean something.
you're number one to me, bro. Thanks, Will. Believe how miserable experience
experience so frustrating.
Okay. Okay. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure.
Oh my gosh. Yes. Yes. Yes. This is good. Very good. and pallet. Yeah. This is [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] criminal, bro. I'm actually being so
serious. Like this is this is just exhausting, bro. Uh Legion, I would say from an allaround
perspective. Like Mythic Plus was first introduced. That's kind of cool. PvP was good. Uh they first added world quests. That's awesome. Uh, class order halls were best design like in terms of just player
story and progression throughout the expansion ever. Legion artifacts were incredible. The raids were phenomenal. Surar was good. Leveling up experience was good. Reputations were awesome. The story was
Reputations were awesome. The story was peak. Yeah, sounds about right. What remix do you think we get this expansion? BFA. Lance says BFA. Yeah, it's probably BFA. &gt;&gt; That's what Lance has been saying. And
Lance has been typically right on [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] like that for like ever. So,
I'm going to try queuing up just as DPS for a bit before log. Maybe I that way. I don't even know.
I don't know. Seems pretty miserable.
I had 10 plus friends on at all times in Legion. Definitely one of the top That's what I've been thinking too. Yeah, Yeah, this is [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] miserable. This is worse than classic [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] right here. I
haven't experienced [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] like this since playing Sod. This is This is [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] playing Sod. This is This is [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] torture. Actually, not even kidding. Thank you for follow by the way. Appreciate it.
augmentation that's doing the one button rotation. Brick the other key because a healer dies one like twice on a boss fight dies one like twice on a boss fight within [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] 45 seconds. I don't know.
Just I don't know what I'm supposed to do. do. criminal.
Well, at least Lance is playing some SW tour. That's kind of fire. &gt;&gt; Chicken might actually be the best thing on the menu. Let's go with that chicken shalup today. This [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] eats so much food,
much food, &gt;&gt; bro. Cody Chows is just ridiculous. &gt;&gt; Cheese burrito. &gt;&gt; He's dipping a grilled cheese burrito in nacho cheese. &gt;&gt; And he said he's going to lay some pipe
&gt;&gt; And he said he's going to lay some pipe on it. Hello. Someone stop this guy. &gt;&gt; can't keep getting away with this dog. How is he alive eating like this?
He's going to lay pipe on a grilled cheese burrito. Sure. Sure you are. Look, he's a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] animal. Look at him. &gt;&gt; I think you only wish you could reach a fraction of his power.
minute, bro. &gt;&gt; It's consistent. It's good. It's always smaller, but we ain't going to talk about that. The Cinnabon delights. &gt;&gt; You dog. Each one of those Cinnabon delights is like 95 calories. Look at
delights is like 95 calories. Look at the plate this motherfucker's eating. the plate this motherfucker's eating. It's always the skinny ones.
With what? &gt;&gt; You know, you know what's going on. &gt;&gt; That Taco Bell I'm trying to eat. &gt;&gt; Sure, leave it at that. I got instantly
&gt;&gt; Sure, leave it at that. I got instantly declined. each chalupa is like 450. The grilled cheese burrito is like 700. The nuggets is probably like 500. The don those donuts just those donuts
alone is like 900 calories. I'm not even kidding. They're each worth like like 90 80 calories. There's no [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] way. This Yeah, I don't know. This has got to be like 6 7 8,000 calories. This is [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] out of control. Cody Childs
needs to be stopped, bro. His doctor's pissing right now. I'm starting to hate Warcraft. I mean, what are we doing? Like, I'm trying to
play the video game. It's like, I got to do my own key. And then the second I go in Tuesday with my own key, by the way, I'm going to get a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] guardian druid that goes watch pull here. Pulling in five. He's gonna pull the entire
[&nbsp;__&nbsp;] first room of Sky Reach, not pop [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Iron Fur or [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Bark skin, and just get absolutely one-shoted. And I'm gonna have to go brick a key. That's literally going to happen. I already know it.
MDI, big MDI every [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] time. Like torture. Bell videos because I'm on a cut right now and that's the food I that's the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I want to eat but I can't eat. Look at this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] down this Chinese
at this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] down this Chinese food. Lance, someone's got to stop this guy. Lance,
per video? Lance. Lance, look at &gt;&gt; he's got to be making more money than he's spending. I'll tell you that much. Dude, he's I got a quadruple smash &gt;&gt; I'm keen for the first time at their new location in Union, New Jersey. How you
doing, dog? This spread is just in &gt;&gt; What in the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] &gt;&gt; This is like a $100 plate of easily minimum $100.
&gt;&gt; That mint chutney is fantastic. I got to try with their house sauce.
myself because I'm on a cut right now and I eat very very clean. Like I'm talking like rice, chicken, potatoes, chicken, beef, uh obviously just any veggies I want. And then like protein shakes, Greek yogurt, protein,
honey, a little bit of granola. Not even a lot. And that's it. Like that's literally what I'm eating right now. Let me tell you something. If there's anyone on this planet that knows how to [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] eat, it's Lance.
I'll leave it at that. Lance, take it away. the food since they don't show or cut out them swallowing. Uh there are
probably some people that do that. I've heard females do that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] me tell you, bro. Lance don't [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] around when it comes to food. One of the
around when it comes to food. One of the best eaters I know, for sure. &gt;&gt; Not in the amount I eat, though. Um, Lance can put down probably like 800,000
So can Star. &gt;&gt; What's up? Yo, let me let me tell you guys, the first time I ever took Star out on a date, we went to a fancy ass restaurant,
date, we went to a fancy ass restaurant, right? Super fancy for me anyway at the time. Probably like a $90 meal. And for me at the time, I was 16, 17. I was freaking broke. Anyway, first time I took Star out ever.
She orders a double cheeseburger with fries and a side salad, eats the whole thing, and then asked me if I'm going to finish what's on my plate. chicken salad. Yeah, she ordered a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] double cheeseburger with fries
and tried to get at my food. And then the waiter was hitting on her and he called me a miss. Hello. Cuz I had long hair. What the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] What the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
hair. What the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] What the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Kim &gt;&gt; You were very mislike though. &gt;&gt; Classic first date story. Yeah, sounds about right. Got to be something, right? She was the one and that's when you
knew. Yes. A miss with a salad. Yeah, he literally called me a miss. I'm not even kidding cuz I had like long hair. I have like a soft face but like I don't look like a female. Jesus. I've never been tried. I was wearing a dress shirt. Dude
thought I was a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] what do they call them? Lance, call them? Lance, a stud. [laughter] here. What the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] is going on? All good. He wished he was you. Probably was
a younger guy, too. It was probably like early 20s. Oh my god, I got invited into a key. Ladies and gentlemen, there is a god after all. And they don't know that I'm pulling the switcheroo. Affliction warlock. See you guys later. Let's
[&nbsp;__&nbsp;] go. Just grow out a big lumberjack beard. True. I wish I could do that, buddy. I can't even connect my [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
the most expensive [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] possible, by the way. one active. Let's go. No one ever asked what gender I am. All right. See, now
the chat. The switcheroo to flusheroo. True. True. True. True. Second day you ordered a ribeye with an unbuttoned shirt and slapped the waitress on the [laughter] Yeah, that's crazy. That's how he starts
dominance. That's crazy. Oh [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Wait, it's C to triumphant. [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] That's bad. Hold up. I'm going to tell them on my way. I look like a 57year-old homeless lumberjack. That is actually a fact.
You're right. Switches spec gets insta kicked. Yo, if I get insta kicked, I off the stream right now. I'm genuinely not even kidding. I'll turn off the stream. I'll I'll log on swour right now. I don't give a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
stream. Biggest rage quit I've ever you'll ever see in your life. this dungeon, but like honestly I might be able to go heller.
First boss is like so sketch though for heller. I just don't trust people stream that instead.
world. It must not be &gt;&gt; any feasters in the chat. &gt;&gt; We have a paladin by the way. Don't freedom by the way. Don't freedom me. I can cleanse myself.
me. I can cleanse myself. Nice. He said be right back. One second. And then he just got kicked. Wait, what's going on here? Oh no. That's that I'm affliction and they're going to kick me too. I promise you if I get
[&nbsp;__&nbsp;] kicked, I'm I'm literally not playing this video anymore. You're You're so handsome. Wow's most beautiful guy I've ever seen." Not going to say that. You're a pick me girl. Stop it. Things a pick me says.
buffed on Tuesday? Absolutely not. I wish they were. And it's sad because on the title of the like whole post it was like we're looking to buff some underperforming hero talent specs. Okay, Windalker uh conduit didn't get buffed
and Hellcller didn't get buffed. So they didn't buff [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Like I don't know. I just think affliction is getting kind of like overhauled in the at. God forbid the homies take a singular second out of their day to tell
Dude, shadow pan needs a buff, too. What are you talking about? &gt;&gt; All right, man. I'm literally seeing wind walkers do 21s. Lance, what are we talking about? &gt;&gt; I don't know [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I don't know [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
&gt;&gt; I don't know [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I don't know [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] &gt;&gt; I don't apparently. So, &gt;&gt; Do you know? &gt;&gt; Oh, just kidding. He's here.
Yes, yes, yes. Yo, he dropped a Hardy. Bad sign. Red flag. We're This key is bricked. If anyone ever drops a Hardy in your keys, ladies and gentlemen, it's an instant brick.
I got to call out some BS. What's up, buddy? Talk to me. god forbid, I look away for two seconds. [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] key. And yeah, it's Brick City.
&gt;&gt; I have many, many words. &gt;&gt; I'm so broke. I'm down to 90,000 on this character. You understand? I had 210,000 like three weeks ago. Bringing a hearty to every key from now on. [laughter] It's a red flag. Major
red flag. If anyone ever drops a Hardy, major red flag. I'm telling you now. Not major red flag. I'm telling you now. Not a joke. Dead serious. I'm just going to play it safe and go [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] or whatever. Even though I think
Hell Caller is just substantially better in this key. around. He finds guest server the only thing we've done. Oh yeah, I remember you telling me about that unironically. I remember that
I should have put down an unstable affliction, but it's fine. I literally can't cast fast enough, by the way.
Might be in trouble here on this chain. I'm going to wall this. That's fine. That's a fine wall. Dark Harvest. That
Blood's a cool guy. I miss him. I miss the whole gang hanging out together. the whole gang hanging out together. Don't you, Lance? &gt;&gt; I know Lance does. &gt;&gt; I like Bud. Bud's actually one of my
favorite guys. &gt;&gt; Put my uh port here. sketchful. &gt;&gt; I don't think so. &gt;&gt; I don't think so. &gt;&gt; Oh, very sketchful.
&gt;&gt; Well, Adler had his little personal thing that went on and then he kind of thing that went on and then he kind of went MIA. game's great. I love it. I love it. I love it. Love love love love love. This
job. World of Warcraft. Blizzard servers are great. There's nothing wrong with are great. There's nothing wrong with this video game at all. hell stone. But we kill him before anyway.
poll already. Feel like we're wasting time.
What the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Tell him if he has a crush on me, just say it. That's actually really smart. He's playing hard to get, bro. Don't buy into it.
Don't buy into it, bro. It's all a scam. I feel like I should save my cooldowns for the boss. Maybe I just missed my kick. I'm a jackass.
all that. That could have been a bad freedom. god, I'm gonna die. Send help, chat.
I'll kick that. I think we should pull these into the boss. I think we're wasting time here unironically. I think we kill the caster and pull right into the boss. Just do it.
Unless he pulls more ads. Either way, I'm fine.
Pull the mobs already. We're either going to make it happen or not.
What the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] was that? Guy just dropped the decimate right on Guy just dropped the decimate right on top of everybody. Hello. top of everybody. Hello. What the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] is All right, man.
I don't I don't know what to say to that.
Okay, we're rocking. I still got 22 seconds on my banish, so we're doing seconds on my banish, so we're doing good.
[laughter] Oh [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Please give me a proc. I'm begging you to give me a proc.
He swapped his pretty funny. They have an aary and then &gt;&gt; A bug zoo. &gt;&gt; You think? &gt;&gt; Okay, this is actually really bad.
Wait, this is actually really bad, actually. Someone broke my [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] We need to kill these mobs like now.
can you not break my banish as it's going out, please? Can you [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] off with the decimate? Yo, where are you guys going with that? D I don't know if they know where to drop this like puddle.
I'm going to wall here. I just don't like care.
&gt;&gt; Follow me. &gt;&gt; The ads getting that close would have had me stressing. Yeah, I was I don't know. near the temple. us. &gt;&gt; Not a good sign.
&gt;&gt; Also, their commander here has a particular item that would be useful to &gt;&gt; Figure out their motives. &gt;&gt; All right, here we go.
I'm just going to pop this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] hella early. first. I'll get one kick off. Oh wow, he actually double interrupted. That was
actually awesome. Damn, I wish I knew he was going to do Damn, I wish I knew he was going to do that. So much priority damage on this guy, by the way.
So, the boss damage might be a little scuffed, but it's actually unironically scuffed, but it's actually unironically fine because the Okay, he's dead.
pretty good damage. We have a decent group comp. Like, it's not bad.
not bad. Now we should be triple pull here. I Now we should be triple pull here. I could kick the caster if need be.
awesome. It just negated that mechanic for me.
Nice little focus kick macro. Nothing wrong with that. [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] time. I mean, you really don't have to because I have it handled, but
whatever. This group's good. Like, unironically, they're they're good. I think we could time this key. If we time this key, I'll be happy. I'm just going to send the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
timing this key. Unironically, should I wall here? wall here? No, I think I'm okay.
I am in a dark harvest here however though. Big seeds. Cedars.
Nice. Are we pulling the uh the birds here? We are.
preemptively freedom me. This guy's like addicted to doing that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] expecting it. Like, usually I have to like do that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] myself.
dog. I mean, this is just a warlock. You ever play a warlock? I got to worry about focus commands on my pet. Like, I got a lot to worry about, dude. This ain't no [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] arms
or like rogue &gt;&gt; or devour. &gt;&gt; A lot of buttons around here. You know what I mean?
Buttons be huge. Oh, no. Yeah, I that's just how I like to play that. I understand that. I could I could get the criticism on. get the criticism on. For sure.
large. Yes, but she's important to me. That's what you guys are sounding like right now. now. You guys are sounding kind of crazy.
here? Fair enough. You're pumping. Yeah, a little bit. I'm getting beat by Yeah, a little bit. I'm getting beat by this rat, though, which is unlike me. a lot of buffs going for him. Like, the whole group is catered around him right
whole group is catered around him right now, so I don't know. now, so I don't know. Kind of scuffed.
swings on his holy power generator, crusader strikes. crusader strikes. He's uh he's rocking um what do you call it? Room master
buff. Only thing he's missing is uh warrior buff. Getting a fizz comp too. Yeah. So he's he's definitely getting catered to right now. Let's like let's put it that way. And mastery buff from Rest of Sham is
the worst thing in the game for me. And mastery for him is really good. So long as I can keep up with him, I'm fine. Cuz he's up like seven, eight% total damage just from that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] &gt;&gt; We are being overrun.
Get in there. &gt;&gt; Watch out.
adept. Not bad. Oh, big lusters in the chat. I have [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] aggro. Send help.
but not for me. Oh, good link. Good link. Good link. Good link. That was good. I I can't play the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] video game. I have to move every two seconds. Play Dance. Dance Revolution.
boss at this point. And I got to start generating some shards. generating some shards. &gt;&gt; Ah, that's fair.
know. Also going to drop that as well. I'm going to dark harvest just on cool down just to send. And I'm going to dark pack now cuz within 20 seconds we should get the overload explosion.
don't think I need anything. It was a little bit sketchy for a second cuz I had the the leap lead on me as well and it overlapped, but I don't know. I'll kick that. There's the leap lead. I have to pop a
cool down here just in case. I don't want to risk it. Let's not get [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] hit by this, please.
Yeah. I mean, I'm getting hit with every leap every time. going to have to eat that one. Sorry. I mean, I I literally did my best.
this is pretty scary. I'm not going to lie. situation. I think I need to hold my Dark Harvest unironically defensively
until I get dark packed cuz Yeah, I knew it. I knew that was going to happen. I knew I was going to get hit by the bleed. I knew it. That just saved my life. That
I knew it. That just saved my life. That literally just saved my life doing that.
I'm going to dark act now for the overload. &gt;&gt; I'm the Hey, buddy. Love you. &gt;&gt; All right. I love you, bro. Thanks for uh thanks for hanging out, Lance. I appreciate it, actually.
real. It's been fun. But yeah, see you tomorrow. tomorrow. &gt;&gt; All right, buddy. Goodbye. Shout out to Lance, man. Always hanging out, chilling with me, spending time.
They don't scale with key level. Our tank eats six plus orbs at once. Yeah, tank eats six plus orbs at once. Yeah, I've heard of that being a thing. Our damage is pretty good in this group. So, like I I really do feel like we have
a shot of timing this key. So, if we time this key, I'll be happy. Gonna be sketchy in a second though when I get hit with this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] bleed. So, I already know I'm going to get hit it with it.
I'm going to hold my dark uh my dark glare for the next polls. Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] that's a lot of damage. I really don't want to have to wall here cuz the these next polls suck so bad. They're absolutely horrible. Some of the
worst pulls in every Mythic Plus key ever. Big suckage. Let's go. Not bad. We're doing great.
&gt;&gt; Are we skipping? &gt;&gt; We are skipping. &gt;&gt; We are skipping. &gt;&gt; Yes, this will do nicely. You'll find their viceroy near the entrance to the temple.
&gt;&gt; Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] &gt;&gt; Can you not pull that ad, please?
disaster. I'm going to pop dark pack now. I'm going to pop dark pack now. Okay, I should be okay.
Going to shadow fury just to get some stuns out. got 14 minutes. We got probably 3 4 minutes of ads left.
way to timing this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] thing. Nice kill before the explosion. Yo, I I don't priority damage. Like, someone's dealing god tier number priority damage right now. I don't really know who it is, but they're off the charts with that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
I guess. I I genuinely didn't even know this was a skip, by the way. I'm a dumbass. That's crazy. I genuinely didn't even That's crazy. I genuinely didn't even know this was a skip.
I need to fix my focus macro like uh pass bar thing. It's like all bugged out as well.
later. I I could have used a soul stone. like feel like we've been doing like really good on soul stone usage like all key
pick that instantaneously. Nothing wrong with that. I'm going to wall. Good thing I walled cuz I would have Good thing I walled cuz I would have [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] died. Okay, awesome.
Wait, what is this? What is he trying to do right now? Okay. Yep. Please, please don't do anything crazy. I'm begging you, God.
Hold that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] into the other mobs, bro. Let's go.
Either that or my game's just bugging. Okay, my game's frozen. Whatever. I I'd rather have it happen now than during that boss fight. So,
our [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] healer's dead again, by the way. Jesus, dude. This healer dies a lot. Not really sure how either,
I can't use a soul stone on this. You're You're just criminal, dude. What the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Like, what is going on? Stun the tentacles on next boss.
[clears throat] Okay, that's smart. Thank you. Good advice. that's smart. Thank you. Good advice. &gt;&gt; I shall bring you to your twilight.
Unironically, this is my least favorite boss in the entire K for this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] reason. Stresses me out so bad. I think I have to save my Dark Harvest.
How are you dead already? The fight just started. The fight just started, bro. You can't be dying. like
[clears throat] better pop [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] dude.
it's a really hard boss for sure. I just missed my kick cuz I'm a jackass by the missed my kick cuz I'm a jackass by the way.
it was on me cuz I dark packed it on cool down. cool down. Little dodge. Nothing wrong with that. Little dodge. Nothing wrong with that. Oh Jesus Christ. I'm safe here.
and do that. Do I need hell stone, too? No way. Right. Okay, I'm okay. We got Darkler coming now. Oh, I got big damage.
I might have to wall. Please don't make me wall, dude. Okay. Oh [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] That's my bad. Oh [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I'm getting hit with a mean dot right now. Oh [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Okay, we're we're alive. We're alive. Everyone just calm down.
I'm officially out of cool downs though. Like in actuality.
orb and I didn't die. That's Yikes. I can't believe I lived. Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I'm out of cooldowns, though. I got to stay alive here.
I'm just going to drain life. [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] dude. Yeah, [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] that. I'm playing safe. Can't afford a death here.
Okay, we got 15 seconds to kill him before tentacles. Jesus, dude. He hits me with that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] every [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] time. He focuses me.
&gt;&gt; Shadow pumpers drain lace for a bubble. Yeah, that's what I've been doing. Yeah, that's what I've been doing. &gt;&gt; That [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] is nice, too, &gt;&gt; dude. Drain life on a on a shadow burn is easily like 50 60%.
&gt;&gt; that stun save your healer again by the way. [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Maybe. &gt;&gt; Good call on the uh shadow the shadow &gt;&gt; Healer just died again with the ball sty. Nice. That's awesome, man. We're
we're off to an excellent start. &gt;&gt; I love this game. &gt;&gt; Uh definitely hold all cool downs here except for Dark Harvest. I think Dark Harvest I sent right off bat. I can't I can't hold Dark Harvest. I have to just
send it. That boss bobush tank. No, this is this whole [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] dungeon is the most &gt;&gt; piss ant thing. I hate this dungeon. Worst dungeon ever. No, Sky Reach is worse.
way up here? What are we doing? What are we doing? we doing? I'm literally one shot, dude.
drain lifing to live right now, by the way, in case you guys are wondering. I've never seen this boss get tank like this in my life. And I don't know why people are sending their cooldowns.
I'm just using [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] on cool down. I I don't care. proc. Can you please get on one? Okay. Jesus God, that scared me.
I need a proc here. Come on, dude. Nice. We got one. We got one. Lust this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] up and let's go.
&gt;&gt; Look out. 47's not bad. I'm just I It just It's mindboggling to me. Like, why why do this?
I can barely [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] see the goddamn floor. Like, I I just [cough] I just floor. Like, I I just [cough] I just don't [clears throat] understand.
like a normal strat? Does anyone know that this is normal? that this is normal? Like in all actuality? something like that before? Okay, we got we got a couple here that
need to be soaked. Okay, it's not on me. So, need my team to come through here. I'm going to start fishing for procs and just refresh everything. Okay, good job.
Let's go. Got it. Huge. Big damage here, chat. Big damage. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
Full unstable afflictions into the haunt.
into the drain. Into the eye [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] dark glare [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Good job. Let's [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] go. Let's [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] go, dude.
[&nbsp;__&nbsp;] go, dude. &gt;&gt; Boom. Got another one down, bro. &gt;&gt; Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] EG's y'all of change of transformation.
&gt;&gt; Shadows are fluid, ever shifting. &gt;&gt; Anyone doing any &gt;&gt; feel? &gt;&gt; Let's [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] go, dude. &gt;&gt; It beckons me. &gt;&gt; You can hit four in the first set
instead of just three. &gt;&gt; Of destiny, yria. There will be choices &gt;&gt; Of destiny, yria. There will be choices to make and consequences to face. Uh, to make and consequences to face. Uh, interesting.
[&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Stressful, man. Just ridiculously stressful. Just ridiculously stressful. We did it. We did it, chat. We did it. We did it, chat. Are you plugging a 19? Yes.
many ops. So on pole and after each amp is when you take 75% of the of the is when you take 75% of the of the damage on that boss. Yes. So I usually have dark packed up for that and then I'll mortal coil the rest.
was doable. It is doable. It's just It's torture, though. And I'm kind of doing torture, though. And I'm kind of doing this for like the process of a video this for like the process of a video on like I I don't do pre-mades at all.
What's Dark Harvest do? Okay, so Dark Harvest, this ability is incredible. camera. This is one of the strongest abilities in the entire game, and no one actually knows. So, every person that has a damage overtime effect on them,
you can see on the bottom right, it's they they get 90,000 damage done to them over a 2 and 1/2 second channel. But the best part about the spell is not the damage, it's the fact that it heals me for 50% of the damage done and it's
uncapped. So, I can completely negate like really hard damage mechanics for my like really hard damage mechanics for my healer by just pressing this button. And cooldown comes back up probably like
every 30 seconds. So every 30 seconds, I have a full health AOE heal that deals a have a full health AOE heal that deals a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] ton of damage.
Sorry, we're regrouping. Good luck out there. the price of video stock? I'll tell you how. Um I don't know. It's a good question. So, right now we're up to 3716, dude. Okay. I mean, all right,
chat ones in the chat if I should try to queue for another dungeon, another mythic plus or twos if I should call it now.
We'll try again. See if we can get in anything. Twos for [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] off. End the stream. You're an idiot. Anyone? Anyone You guys know what we got to do though? We got to go incognito. We got to go
demonology. I'm still awake, big ones. Let's go. I'm still awake, big ones. Let's go. Huge nerdy ones. This says [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] off. Huge nerdy ones. This says [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] off. Send it. You learn new tech. True. Very
true. One, but you are also an idiot. True. Yes. Yes. Yes. All right. So, we did seat. By the way, All right. So, we did seat. By the way, seat is one of the harder ones. So,
damn, dude. Kind of upset. Oh, Nexus Point Zenus. Yo, can I get into a key now? Easy time. Let's [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] go. Let's get
Easy time. Let's [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] go. Let's get you back to your 20s. Agathar Academy, Seat, everything else. Pit. Yeah, Pit and My Sera are very easy
Pit. Yeah, Pit and My Sera are very easy in my opinion. Sky Reach is a problem. Skyreach is a problem, but Seat is a problem, too. And Algathar, that second problem, too. And Algathar, that second boss is Oh my god. Torture, bro. That
second boss in Algathar is torture. That bird, I'm good on that, bro. I still have to do an Algathar bank. Yeah. Yikes.
declines. Second boss is AIDS. Yeah. Complete aids. Third boss is easy. Fourth boss is easy. It's the second boss that's the problem. And then the mobs in there are just really like [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
really like [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] overall. So, it. When my brain gets overloaded, I fall asleep. That's crazy.
Why over a demo, though? You just enjoy it more. Uh, yeah. And I'm just better at it. I don't know. I just like it more and I'm better with it. I just deal more damage on affliction than Demonology. I just got a lot more reps on it and I I
like Demo. I don't like what they did to it. this expansion. I preferred it in the War Within a lot. It was [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] awesome to push Keys as demo in the War Within. I just don't like what they did. Not enough variety in the builds.
Not enough variety in the builds. Just not for me, sadly anymore. Just not for me, sadly anymore. Ah, yes. The old Q simulator where I get denied by everybody. Yes. Yes. This is very good.
&gt;&gt; [laughter] &gt;&gt; Yeah, I mean, Havoc could deal some disgusting damage. By the way, one of the only people that ever beat me in an overall damage in a mythic plus is actually Havoc. There was a Havoc demon
hunter and he was playing um what's it called? The one that has the like fell surge and all that. My god, I forgot. But demon surges, void scard or or fell
scarred, whatever. They [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] pump, dude. They're They [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] pump, dude. They're disgusting.
Yeah, this is horrible. This is the worst part about a video game I've ever played in my life. Just this [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] right here. And it's crazy because I've done one, two, three, four 19s and I still just won't get accepted into a 19. It's
It's unbelievable actually. Kind of shocking. Someone say the best.
that's pretty good. I'm not even going to lie. That's pretty good for a session. Cuz, bro, you guys got to understand, bro, getting keys done at this level is just torture, bro. Straight up.
torture, bro. Straight up. Big torture Would be sad trying to plug that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Yes, it is very sad. Welcome to my life. Big Algathar. Big Algathar. Can I get in a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] key?
Let's go back to watching Cody Chows, guys, shall we? &gt;&gt; This one's for you, Platt. Platt, can you [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] up this whole plate of food &gt;&gt; Wow. Oh my god. Can I get a replay on that,
Oh my god. Can I get a replay on that, chat? Are we [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] serious right now? Wow. Watch this bite right here. Watch. Just watch carefully. Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] &gt;&gt; Is he going to make it? That look.
ever seen. I'd eat it. Yes. &gt;&gt; Char on the patties. This [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] is really juicy. &gt;&gt; Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] This [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] is a full-blown house for me. Got the tikka melt. Look at that.
melt. Look at that. &gt;&gt; Chicken tikka melt. What? Get that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] out of here. You're trolling.
instead of in game. Discord log. So same. That's crazy. bum such as myself, but I can't eat large quantities. Yeah, I think you've told me about that.
seeing that. Yeah, that this is [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] &gt;&gt; Really great tika chicken. We got some unique Filipino food and pastries from my tiny bit of chilies today, &gt;&gt; chat. If anyone knows Sky, you guys know that
If anyone knows Sky, you guys know that I [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] love Chili. Okay, do you guys know what it takes? And we have to pay attention carefully here, chat. We're a team. We're a team. Listen carefully. Do you know what it
takes to feed this 168 lb frame? I'm a full-blown house. I could put down
Give me three entre. Triple dipper, chicken, bacon, ranch, three for me, slice of cheesecake. Call it a day. That's it. Call it a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] day. That's it. That's all I need. Sky has a
nerdy. I'm on a cut right now. So, that means I'm on a severe diet. I think I might murder someone in Grand Theft Auto 6 for a ribeye steak and chilies. There, I said it. Cuz they thank appreciate the love,
baby. I think I will do it. I think I will do it. I said it. I said it. What's your calorie deficit? Uh, I'm going to be honest. I'm aggressively in
a deficit right now. I'll just explain my exact meals. I'll wake up black coffee that will keep me satiated for like minimum three four hours. So I'll
wake up probably around 10ish go to the gym around 1:32 but right before the gym like 30 minutes before cream of rice scoop of protein that total is probably 300 calories or like 25 grams of protein but it's
really for the carbs for the workout anyway. So I'll eat that. Then I'll come home either ground beef chicken with a decent either ground beef chicken with a decent amount of rice, probably like 60 grams
or 60 grams of carbs just for rice and then just probably 40 50 grams of then just probably 40 50 grams of protein there. Then right before dinner, I'll have a about a 60 g protein shake with two scoops protein milk, fat-free
milk, and then whatever the dinner is, very very very light carb dinner after that, which could be a chicken salad, it could be Greek yogurt bowl, it could be with fruit. So I'm probably at like a 67 800 calorie deficit. I am I am
800 calorie deficit. I am I am absolutely starving myself, but I'm, you fats and everything except for just calories. And the thing is, I'm actually hitting PRs at the gym every time I go in. So, cuz I'm also on a progressive
healthy right now. I feel good. Feel good. I feel feel good. I just had a though. It was the first time I ate like [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] in like three weeks. I had Lance [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] in like three weeks. I had Lance brought over Papa John's.
So you still dealing with the swampy sweaties. Yo Keith, I will say we did get one key done. We got seed of the triumphant done. Watermelon so yummy. Yo, actually good call cuz watermelon's like [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] zero calories. Anyway, I do
eat like cucumber and like lettuce and then carrots. It's like vegetable [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] rabbit feed if I'm like really starving just to like satiate myself. Everyday cheat day. True. I did that for a while
and that's how I ended up as a fat [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] So, here I am. The goal is to just get down to like 160 cuz I started at like 176. Right now, I'm like 168. I've
dropped 8 lbs. I just need another like 8 to 9 to 10 lbs and then I just have a decent plan and then I'll sort of lean bulk up the plan. I get to start PT tomorrow. Pretty pumped. Let's [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] go. Is LFG just
dead at this hour or what? Yeah, I think so. I think it's [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] bum hour to be honest with you. That's why I'm hoping I can get into a group because it's bum can get into a group because it's bum hour. Does that make sense?
down maybe 20 pounds the last month. Damn. 20 lbs in a month. Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
That's a lot of weight, dude. It's like four or five pounds a week. What an Is it just a diet thing? Cuz I know you're restricted right now. you're restricted right now. Interesting. [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] me. And you don't
Like I I'll talk to like I remember hanging out with you. Like you don't actually eat like [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] It's drunk going, "Yeah, dog. For real." Like literally, that's what I'm trying to do.
This is my life. I'm trying to get plastered and do some drunkies. I cook all my meals and they're always balanced well. Yeah, exactly. I just drank my calories and I [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] hate you.
Big hate. All right, guys. This is a dead serious question and I have to go full screen for this. If you guys had one meal, doesn't matter what the
calories and everything. You're not worried about if it's bad for you. One worried about if it's bad for you. One meal. Any entree, any dessert. What would it be? Go. Go. Go. Go. Now.
gallon of that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] a day and it always adds up to Yeah, you're a piece of [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] You're having 800 calories and drinks a day. Just get the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] zero the zero calorie versions. Just get like the little squeeze [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
be any entree, any dessert from anywhere, place, or time. Doesn't [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] chicken cordon blue. All right, that's not bad. They taste like ass. All right, man. Like I'm giving you
solutions to your problem. Meatballs and strawberry cheesecake. Oh, hamburger easily. Yo, let me tell you something. I had a hamburger.
something. I had a hamburger. Was it yesterday? No, it was two days ago. It was a double cheeseburger with bacon. Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I'm an animal. Mozzarella sticks for the app. Oh, yeah.
Steak quesadilla mane and cookie dough blast ice cream. Yeah. Shove it right up blast ice cream. Yeah. Shove it right up my ass. I said it. Damn. Yo, I guys, I think we're cooked. I'm going to whisper this guy. Easy
time. Let's [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] send it. Let's [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] send it. Ben Taco Bell on me. Let's go. You can stack so much on hamburgers or
Yes. It doesn't matter. Burgers are great. So why they decline by chance? I don't know, bro. I guess I'm a [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] idiot. Warlock meta. I don't know. I mean, I have four 19s timed. I'm 289 item level.
entire game. Could not tell you why I'm getting declined. I actually really like good with mushrooms. Yeah, I can get down with that. I can get down with down with that. I can get down with that. Raid trinkets. I mean, dog. I have
best in slot trinkets for affliction. I don't know. I don't know what to tell you. Like, I'm literally geared to the teeth. I'm missing a couple items. A chest, pants, embracers, and abessence slot.
Like, literally top to bottom. Bro, what's yours? Uh, my mom used to make this like breaded chicken. It's kind of like cutlets, but like not really cut. used to make this like Italian breaded chicken with like rice, peas, a salad on
insane. And for dessert, a magic cookie bar. Let me explain what a magic cookie bar in case you guys aren't aware. Okay, let me see if I can find it on.
Magic cookie dessert. dessert. Yep, this is it. This is it right here. Yep, this is it. This is it right here. I could [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] up an entire goddamn batch
I could [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] up an entire goddamn batch of this right now. Let me show you guys. This is a magic cookie bar. Okay, let's make this very clear. This is the best dessert out there on the market. We're talking graham cracker,
like graham like pie crust almost, but graham cracker too on the bottom. We got coconut milk. Okay, we got chocolate chips.
We're talking macadamia, creams and butters of all kinds, creams and butters of all kinds, coconut flakes on top. I mean, I'm going to form this and mold it into an 8 incher
and you know where the rest is going. I'll leave that to you. Holy Calories. Yeah, it's a giant It's a nuke in your stomach. An absolute nuke. A nuke. A I miss the end. Did you guys time that C key? Yes. Yes, we did. We timed it by
about 50 60 seconds. Looks gas. 10 out of 10. Absolute 10 out of 10. I got to get Star to make those for me. Dude, I'm really getting declined to keys right now, guys. Is this happening? Am I [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
going to DM you. Okay, buddy. My grandma makes some amazing cheeseburger bake. I could probably eat three baking dishes full of a cheeseburger bake. What the cheeseburger bake? See?
Oh, I've seen [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] like this. Yeah, I love talking about food with chat late everyone gets hungry as [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Right or wrong? Right or wrong?
Yeah, absolutely. It's a great way to come together as a community. True. Sorry, I'm a low-key runner, so I can't help that. Yo, listen. This [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I'm
telling you right now, nerdy. I'm doing this for one reason, one only. Dude, this for one reason, one only. Dude, it's to get the title, the top 1% title, and to make videos on it saying how Mythic Plus is terrible. I hate the
then when people say anything, I'm just going to link them my title achievement, and that's it. They can't say anything. Understand it? I was already hungry when whenever we talk, we're always talking about food.
bed. Yeah, we're [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Going to be hitting Waw Wa regardless. hitting Waw Wa regardless. Yo, a Waw Wa run right now. Holy [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Food has been bringing people together since the beginning time. True.
Going to be h Yeah, I'm going to be honest. Hitting a Waw Wa right now. Give me a sub. Give me the mozzarella sticks right on the hot bar. Give me a Give me a pre-made Oreo shake.
pre-made Oreo shake. Give me an Arizona. Guys, I think um I think we did our best.
and if we get denied, we're going to head out. Uh babe, come here for a second. Hold on, guys. We're going to ask Star's opinion on what her favorite meal would be if it's a cheat day
and she can eat whatever she wants. Okay. So, she's not going to come on Okay. So, she's not going to come on frame, but
the people know. Okay. So, she is real. See, look. My hands are here. Okay. Now, let's see if she can I'm going to hide. I'm going to hide. I'm going to hide the camera. Oh, [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Hold on [laughter] now. Oh, [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Hold on. I
can't hide it. Okay, there it is. Hold on. Wait. Okay, they can hear you. They I will not show. [laughter] Look, it's not on screen. It's not on &gt;&gt; What would be your cheat meal if you can eat anything on the planet and not worry
&gt;&gt; Breakfast, lunch, or dinner? &gt;&gt; Anything. Anything in the world. And people Starting off with a steak with eggs and
I want some sauce on the side. &gt;&gt; Yeah. [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] yeah. Um then I'm going to &gt;&gt; cherry chimmy cherry. &gt;&gt; Okay. And then I want I'll I'll get a Yeah. Smoothie. Yeah. Yeah. &gt;&gt; Like papaya and [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Yeah. Yeah.
&gt;&gt; Yeah. &gt;&gt; They're having more food. just breakfast. It's just breakfast. &gt;&gt; Shut up. &gt;&gt; So now shut the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] up. Lunch. &gt;&gt; Okay. Lunch.
What do I [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] want? &gt;&gt; Damn. Let me think. Wait. No. I can &gt;&gt; All right. All right. Skip lunch. What about dinner? What about like a burger?
Double cheeseburger. Bacon. Avocado. French fries. Okay. I'm gonna do &gt;&gt; I'm gonna do a little surf and turf. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. &gt;&gt; Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't interrupt me.
Okay. I'm gonna I'm gonna get a little &gt;&gt; You're You're thinking about the food &gt;&gt; Shut up. I'm going to get a lobster. All right. Hear me out. Here. Lobster. Yeah. &gt;&gt; Two lobster tails. &gt;&gt; I want garlic butter. And then [music]
And then I'm going to get I already had steak in the morning. They know. I'm going to do lobster tail. I'm do some some sushi and then &gt;&gt; and then what else am I going to do? What else am I going to [&nbsp;__&nbsp;]
&gt;&gt; What about caviar? &gt;&gt; I've never had it. I don't know. &gt;&gt; We're going to ball. &gt;&gt; I like this. I like this. &gt;&gt; Okay, let let's get you out of frame just in case. Hold on. Okay. All right.
just in case. Hold on. Okay. All right. I'm back. So Star wanted a ribeye steak or a New York strip steak for breakfast with eggs and a smoothie, which by the way, if you got money for steak and eggs, you got real money. Okay, she
skipped on lunch. She said, "Fuck that." Um, and then she decided sushi, lobster tails, and caviar for dinner. Now, I'm going to be honest. I can't afford any of that. So, if you guys want to donate, we can start
I was just trolling, but quesadillas. I love quesad. King Eugene guys order burgers. Yes, that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] was fire. By the way, if any of you guys
were there for that stream where Star and Me ordered burgers live, that was [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] awesome. That was epic. We were eating burgers on stream, dude. I genuinely can't get in a key, guys. I think it's just too late in
the night. Like, let me show you guys what I'm looking at. A big play. Like Eric. I don't know that joke. That one's
for you. Nerdy says, "I Yeah, I like her brain. I'm the same." dinner and make steak breakfast burritos the next day. That's fire.
That's fire. What about like a chicken Caesar salad?
and avocado. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, how can you make your bars black? Uh, it's actually through an add-on. Uh, it's the skill cap add-on. through everything. Get yourself the Costco sirloin log for like $120. 120.
Slice that bad boy up and save big time. Damn. Really, dude? I don't even know how to dupe any of that. Is it actually worth it though? Let's look it up. Costco sirloin log. Let's do it. We're looking it up right
now, chat. So, Star, this is what we do when we stream. &gt;&gt; Ew. What the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] &gt;&gt; She said, "Ew, babe. This is what steak looks like." What? She said, "Ew." Wait,
I have to show you guys. &gt;&gt; I have to show you guys. She goes, "Ew. What the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] What did you think steak looks like uncooked? What? &gt;&gt; What the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Ew. What the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] You're so funny, bro.
so funny, bro. Oh, right there. that [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] up. That sounds crazy. &gt;&gt; Oh, your uh your pot rose. Do you log
&gt;&gt; Oh, your uh your pot rose. Do you log your runs? Uh, I don't. &gt;&gt; She's a vegan. Really? That's crazy. E, what the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] Slap slap that like a car hood. Worth 100%. I I don't know what the [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] I'm doing stuff, dude. I'd look
like an idiot trying to butcher this thing up. You can do it. &gt;&gt; Yo, get the hell out of town, bro. You're so ridiculous. It looks fun, though. Jesus, look at
that. Oh my god. You can't do that, You can't do that, &gt;&gt; bro. Enough. This is ridiculous. So, troll. All right, we're at 37:15. I mean, these
are my logs. If you guys want to say lock, shout it out to you. This is what lock, shout it out to you. This is what we're up to.
Doesn't know how to use a knife in the big 26. This is it, dude. big 26. This is it, dude. We're down to our last couple applies. This is going to be it. This guy still is nobody accepted. This
This guy still is nobody accepted. This guy is so sad. Hello. There's D. There's two of me. Feel like I'm in a
man's been slicing slabs on me since caveman days. Oh [&nbsp;__&nbsp;] think we're going to have to call it, dude. No one's uh no one's doing
had a good stream, though. We streamed for like what? Three and a half, four hours. How long? Two and a half hour. been way longer than two and a half hours. That's bugged.
Does anyone know? My thing's like bugged out. 3 hours and 50 minutes. That's a very well-earned stream. And we had a peak of 80 people in the YouTube stream. I couldn't tell you Twitch.
Probably like 40. Probably like 50. I don't know. But guys, we did our thing. Let me go full screen. Um guys, say goodbye to Star for making an appearance and hanging out. Me and Star are going to go to bed, go to the gym tomorrow,
have fun, maybe go to the pool. I love you guys. God bless. I hope all of you have a great time. if you're having a day off. If not, keep working hard. It's going to be worth it. You guys are doing great. Um, we will be streaming again
hang out, I'm going to be streaming a lot more consistently while the content is slow. So, and we're on this journey to hitting the top 1%. So, right now, to hitting the top 1%. So, right now, like if we go look um and I pull up the
like if we go look um and I pull up the display, where is it? display, where is it? I
Um, so right now we're technically in the top 1%. Like we're that's top 1% is [laughter] and and and and and we're at 3716.
Anyways, uh, Platt, I love you so much, buddy. I love all you guys. God bless every single one of you. We will see you guys in the next one. God bless. Platt, up because I want to call and hang out with you, too. I miss I miss talking to
you. So, if I stream more often at night, which is going to be very often, Discord while we, you know, play hang out and goof off. Anyways, love you guys. God bless. See you in the next one. Peace. Peace. Peace. Love you guys.
