[00:04] Soldier episode. It's just trauma and trash. You're gonna be seeing spit fly out of my mouth ears. I'm ranting and raving like an Arkham Asylum patient. I have on multiple occasions tried to interact with that platform purchasing
[00:18] items and have yet to receive a single one. The orders are always canceled or somewhere along the way just abducts it. Just steals my [ __ ] Like I cannot even buy anything from there. I like I had more success buying pink sauce from the
[00:33] crazy lady on Tik Tok's latrine than getting a single thing delivered from Teeu. So a couple years ago, we did that video testing Wish products, like wacky Wish products, just getting a wide assortment like this shuderie board of
[00:48] just stupid [ __ ] And yeah, the quality is bad, but it did at least show up and it was cheap. We tried to do the same thing back then with Teimu and the order got cancelled for no reason. We just tried it again a couple weeks ago and
[01:01] went the extra mile to prove to Teimu these are legitimate purchases from us for these items. And today the Labbotomites over at Teeu HQ canled it again saying that the things we submitted to prove it were illegible.
[01:16] They can't read statements from like the credit card transaction like the actual like we we gave them everything like the the the raw like unaltered proof that
[01:29] this came from our credit card like from the official source straight from the straight from the horse's mouth and still they're like yeah we can't read that. So they canled it again. It's so [ __ ] absurd. Like again, Teimu, I
[01:44] understand like the products are bad. It's just drop shipped trash, probably It's just drop shipped trash, probably arsenic laden, toxic, you know, it's dog [ __ ] to Teeu products is probably insulting to dog [ __ ] But we wanted to
[01:58] two years ago with like wacky stuff cuz they have such a crazy array of things. They offer this wide variety of [ __ ] that we wanted to at least try it. So it didn't work back then. We thought, okay, maybe they've fixed things by now and we
[02:12] can actually get them delivered this time. Still no. Still can't get anything from Teimu. So, I'm left under the impression that anyone that claims to do it. Like, it feels like this is a like a scam. Is it fraudulent? It like
[02:26] it feels like I'm in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas trying to like walk into a store that isn't there, but it just has like the image of a store there, like the JPEG of a store, but I can't actually do anything. Matt even [ __ ]
[02:38] actually do anything. Matt even [ __ ] confirmed with him on the phone that this is an order from us and still they cancelled it. What sense does that you even calling to confirm the ownership when the owner is confirming
[02:53] to you, yes, we placed the order and then you still say not good enough. Didn't smite it. And it's the same song and dance they did last time, too. Matt talked to them on the phone. There was a sentient human being over there at least
[03:06] a windo skinwalker pretending to be one very successfully confirming with Matt, these items? Are you spending money on these items? Was this an accident? Are you okay? Do do you need to be Baker acted? And Matt confirmed, yes, we are
[03:21] items. We want them shipped. And the representative back then said, great, okay, they'll be shipping out soon. And then they canled the order back then. another call, another confirmation, and we went even further, providing even
[03:35] more evidence that this is truly us purchasing it and that we own the the credit card that's making the purchase and everything. And still still they just they flush it down the toilet for for some reason. I just don't get
[03:50] it. It doesn't make any sense. I am now the biggest Timu hater on the planet. I was willing to let bygones be bygones with the last one. Chalk it up to like a items they're like, "Oh, it can't be right. This this must be some kind of
[04:04] [ __ ] alien or something that ordered these. Cancel that." But fool me twice. Shame on you. Like big time shame on you, Timu. Just I I hate this platform, don't get it. I really don't get it. I don't know what else we could have
[04:16] possibly done to confirm that we placed this order. We want these items. We are what else we could have done to prove that to them. But I guess they know best. T-Mu's [ __ ] mom and dad over there and they said, "No, no playing
[04:28] journey through the Teemu swamps here where we had to go plus ultra to go even further beyond to prove that this is a legitimate purchase." So, we received unusual payment activity on your Teimu order. I guess the unusual activity was
[04:44] placing an order. I guess that was just so surprising to them after the last time we tried to utilize their service to order things. cuz it's a certified this lesson old man moment where they just keep slapping us with the the
[04:57] cancellations on our orders. So they were surprised that we tried to order something. They placed the order on hold and then said if they can't confirm the payment information within 72 hours the order will be cancelled. Uh so then they
[05:09] continue processing your order. Please click verify ownership. Once you have they'll review it and respond within 48 hours which we did the verify ownership. We went through the process there and uh we submitted the exact receipt here just
[05:26] straight from the source and I guess that was just illegible to them. They believe that we were ordering things from them. So they still canled it. That's after a phone call by the way. That's after going through the verify
[05:40] ownership procedure that they instructed us to do, by the way. And they still just said no. [ __ ] shopping like a billionaire. How do you shop at all with Teimu? I don't get it. I It's just It's not possible. Also, I didn't know this
[05:54] till we started recording for this. And I'll show you some of that footage even though it's ultimately useless since we didn't get any of the items, but I do one of the fake wheel spins where every time you get the wheel, you win
[06:08] like a 100% off three items or like I got one that was $1,500 off and [ __ ] like that. But it's not real. And actually in their terms apparently it even says that that's not actually how it works. I don't know how
[06:21] get away with that? Is a fake wheel spin to entice you to spend money on their to check it out because now it's saying that you have 100% off $1,500 off [ __ ] like this. And it's a guaranteed win.
[06:34] You can't lose the wheel. I tried it on every single person's phone there. every single person's phone there. Everyone got these huge big wins on the wheel all because it's just supposed to hook line and sinker get you to make an
[06:47] think that you're getting these crazy deals that you got from the wheel. But That's not how it works. And they try and sneakily hide that into their terms apparently. It's so scummy. Like this
[07:00] platform I I just don't even know how it's even allowed to exist. Every scummy practice you can possibly imagine for a platform is found on Teeu and it's all for just complete garbage products, too. >> It's already off to a great start. I
[07:13] off, bro. Like, what are the odds? Did Have you >> So, what? I just open it. >> Yeah. We should start compounding our good RNG like me. >> My first these actually work.
[07:27] >> Good. >> Why would Why do you order everything at >> spinning. It's spinning. >> You're gonna get one more chance. you're gonna get one more chance. >> Okay, I got one more chance.
[07:41] you get the big jackpot. Tell me what jackpot you get. >> Stop. >> Come on, baby. Come on. 1,500.
[07:54] What' you get? >> He's like 3,000. >> He got 100% OFF THE THREE ITEMS AS WELL. OH MY GOD. WAIT, THAT PLUS THE 1,500. open the whole company. >> I opened the front page. It's all
[08:07] >> I opened the front page. It's all lingerie so far. We can buy all of it. >> Spin it on here. >> What do you think we're going to get? >> 200? >> 200.
[08:19] >> Dude, I really hope we get to spin again, >> dude. We just got 200 off, dude. >> Wait. $200 coupon bundle. account? >> Yeah. It hurts to dry.
[08:31] >> Could you in theory? >> I'm going to stop for a second. >> I believe that these are not real codes or whatever. off, >> second off, could you not just like VPN
[08:44] want and just keep [ __ ] spinning it every time? over Matt. [laughter] absolutely do that. There's no >> I don't get how they can like tell me I
[08:58] just got 100% off three items and then it probably won't actually work. [laughter] Like, yeah, I'll just I'll just look it up while Matt logs in. Apparently, in their terms and conditions, they
[09:12] actually bake in that the wheel is fake. >> Jesus Christ. >> Why are they left? [laughter] They can just lie. That's so cool. the terms and conditions >> to spin it. Like the instant I open the
[09:25] >> Yeah. >> I don't have to agree to the terms. I >> I know. Isn't that cool? >> That is cool. >> That is cool. >> The is awesome. Autramonts, do we want
[09:38] >> Mhm. >> Do we want a couple of those? >> We could get some I'm thinking we get a spread here. We get some a little bit of >> Get the propeller hat >> right off the bat. Perfect. I you know
[09:52] >> Oh, it's almost sold out. >> Yeah, they're they're low. >> Instead of $3049, it's on sale right now for $4.33. it's on sale right now for $4.33. >> Wow. $30 for propeller hats. Crazy.
[10:05] >> Well, does it is it supposed to actually like make you float? Tunes logic. >> So, here's that's electric. >> So, here's that's electric. >> 14 in foldable electric bicycle.
[10:18] >> Yeah. I mean, click it. Let me see. She looks very happy on it. bicycle >> and it's electric. >> Yeah, put it in the cart. >> Goes 19 miles hour.
[10:32] >> You want me to add it? >> Yeah. It's blistering speed. >> AI has been such a boon to these [ __ ] scam businesses. Holy [ __ ] scam businesses. Holy [ __ ] >> Yeah, this is rough. $26 and it's almost
[10:45] >> Yeah, this is rough. $26 and it's almost sold out. And if we put it on CLA, we only have to pay $6.67 today. [snorts] >> Slap that [ __ ] on CLA. Now, [laughter] >> Yep. >> It's solar powered fan on the hat.
[11:01] Kickstarter project. >> It does. >> It does. >> Solar powered fan hat. Holy [ __ ] And >> We've got to That That's a must purchase. That's absolutely a must per.
[11:16] Okay. Well, now it's $13. >> Yeah. Let's gray is $10. >> Okay. What the [ __ ] is this? So, for gray and khaki, it's normally $59 for gray and khaki, it's normally $59 for gray, $40 for khaki, but then deep black
[11:28] >> normally 60. >> And then camouflage is normally 14. >> It's camouflage the most expensive. There's the least discount on it. This >> What are the This is What are these [ __ ] prices? Does it really cost
[11:40] >> That's true. This is all for [laughter] I forgot. What am I? Put it. Put it in >> Give me the most expensive, please. Actually, the camouflage one. [laughter] >> Bad day to be a hot dog hat. >> That sounds amazing. Actually,
[11:53] a hot hat. >> Let's get this. >> You can give yourself a ringdinger. >> You actually We could [ __ ] ringinger oursel. Take a look at this, Danny. Holy [ __ ] dude. The ringinger on that is
[12:06] going to go [laughter] crazy. >> That is just a suicide machine. >> [laughter] >> That's crazy. It goes over a door. Oh [ __ ] >> No. You know what that's for? That's not
[12:21] a ringinger machine. That's an auto esphyxiation. >> autoeric esphyxiation machine. >> Do you want a ringdinger? >> I'm kind of thinking, but it's this one's six. We're running out of my
[12:33] $1,500 coupon for >> You're only at 500 right now. >> All right, we can we can hold off on >> Yeah, let me think. Let me think think on the the device a little bit more. >> I want to find like creams.
[12:45] >> estrogen cream >> which want to see? >> Let me see the estrogen cream. Like it's topical estrogen. >> 200 mgram natural estrogen. Uh mood enhancing cream with Jens Singh
[12:59] Uh mood enhancing cream with Jens Singh black cahos green tea and red clover. >> So what is it? Can you watch mood enhancing cream? >> Yeah. So it helps the mood
[13:12] >> that's really good for the skin suit we bought the lingerie >> she's just so if I rubbed it on my chest would I get titties you think it's a NAD that's all it says >> you think we could grow our balls with
[13:28] something on here you think they >> probably is there a ball pump >> penis pump >> Nova for your balls specifically is what I'm saying >> testicle Little BL ballooner. [laughter]
[13:45] >> Yeah, we we're good on supplements, I think. I think just the estrogen cream. >> Here's for handheld riot shield >> that we need for $16. Yeah. >> No, Sean, dude. >> That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.
[14:02] Man villain. >> Do you want it? >> Yeah. $16. We need it. >> Add to cart. >> Yeah. Well, uh, get it. >> Okay.
[14:14] >> Give me the >> basic is more expensive than pro. >> Let's get pro. >> Yeah, we'll get pro. >> I have something for you guys to look for. Can we get a like a regulation goal
[14:28] for practicing soccer? >> Soccer goal is good. That's really good. >> Trying to Wait, this flashlight that can start fires. Oh my god. Yeah. A flashlight that can start a fire. Multimodel aluminum alloy
[14:40] flashlight. Rechargeable super bright high lumin IP65 waterproof. >> Oh, they did it in inches. >> Ah, that's not helpful. That looks >> But this is probably what we're going to get is up here. That
[14:54] >> That's why it's funny. [laughter] >> Let's see. Let's see. showing in every picture. >> Every single picture. Oh, there it is. There's the little secret they hide on you. I saw it. One
[15:10] sec. Only net, not frame. >> Oh, that's so >> What? >> That's sneaky as [ __ ] >> That's so cringe. >> Maybe we need some kits as well, you
[15:23] >> Earling. >> Oh my god. graphic. >> They couldn't use his name. [laughter] >> Why? Why about everything else? That's a
[15:38] >> That's true. That's true. >> There's probably no point in even first wave of things we found. Just like a assortment of useless [ __ ] really and terrible clothing items that would probably feel like sandpaper and glass
[15:53] on your skin. But there was another category we explored of like heavy machinery cuz apparently they do have like excavators and stuff on there like like excavators and stuff on there like $7,000 $10,000 like heavy machinery. So
[16:05] we did try and place an order for one of these on like the lower end that was like $1,000. But obviously the order got cancelled. So there's really no point even showing you more here because we can't buy anything. They literally do
[16:18] not let us. So I don't even know if there is a such thing as a Teeu shopper. Like I've never seen it. I can't experience it. It's so [ __ ] weird, man. I hate the company, though. Like again, it's not just that they keep
[16:31] canceling our order, but the fact they also do like the fake wheel, just this unapologetically scummy tactic to try and get you to spend money on their platform. They suck, man. Anyway, that's really about it. Big [ __ ] you to Teeu,
[16:43] per usual. And uh yeah, it's about it. Sip.