--- title: 'Stories That Are NOT Stories: Cinderella, Three Little Pigs, Goldilocks and More' source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=J3XHYjbeVgg' video_id: 'J3XHYjbeVgg' date: 2026-07-28 duration_sec: 538 --- # Stories That Are NOT Stories: Cinderella, Three Little Pigs, Goldilocks and More > Source: [Stories That Are NOT Stories: Cinderella, Three Little Pigs, Goldilocks and More](https://youtube.com/watch?v=J3XHYjbeVgg) ## Summary This video is a comedic sketch compilation that humorously retells classic fairy tales like Cinderella, The Tortoise and the Hare, The Ugly Duckling, Little Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks, and The Three Little Pigs. Each story is given a modern, irreverent twist with exaggerated characters and silly dialogues, designed for entertainment rather than moral lessons. ### Key Points - **Cinderella Twist** [00:02] — Cinderella is portrayed as a modern girl with dirty underwear and a sassy attitude. She dances twerk at the ball and flees at midnight, leaving a smelly shoe. The prince searches for the owner, but the stepsisters have ugly feet. - **Tortoise and Hare** [02:29] — The hare is overconfident and naps, while the tortoise (Juan Pablo) persistently wins. Moral: keep going and never give up. - **Ugly Duckling** [03:48] — A dark-skinned duckling is rejected by others but later turns into a beautiful swan with comedic steroid and keratin jokes. - **Little Red Riding Hood** [04:55] — The wolf tricks Red Riding Hood, eats the grandmother, and then faces gastric problems. Red Riding Hood questions the wolf's big ears, nose, and mouth in a humorous dialogue. - **Goldilocks** [06:43] — Goldilocks, now cinnamon-colored, tries desks and chairs in a classroom setting, breaking a chair and eating someone's lunch. The bears complain about the damage. - **Three Little Pigs** [07:50] — The first pig builds a straw house (blown down), the second uses boards (also blown), and the third uses bricks (the wolf gives up). The wolf is portrayed as full of air. ### Conclusion The video serves as a comedic parody of traditional fairy tales, relying on modern slang, physical humor, and unexpected twists to entertain viewers. ## Transcript put to work cleaning because everything else was her responsibility . story of Cinderella. Sister Astra, remember that after and also my underwear, which are very dirty, right? Hello people of the town, today I'm going to get myself a pair of jeans. Dad, partner, everyone bro, he's a hottie. Her face looks as if it were sculpted by angels themselves. Come on, brother. You should get yourself a girlfriend because my parents were doubting you. kingdom. We're about to start the dance. What music would Oh, teacher, put on one by Teó Calderón and Noar. Prince, bring out the half-singer Lupita to dance. Take advantage of the fact that she's single. you to ask me to dance. Let's both twerk. No way. If it's not twerking until the floor, I'm not twerking. And how was it? Agale. But then midnight arrived and everything changed. Sisa, it's already midnight. You ran away from home and your mother is looking for you. Will Cinderella make it to midnight? Stay tuned for our next listening, I'm running late. Take off Cinderella. Encounters that are not Cinderella Lupita. Cinderella Lupita, where are you? I can't see you. Oh, look at Cinderella's shoe, Lupita. Oh, that smells like fish, doesn't it? village looking for Cinderella to give her the slipper. Poor people without money, ordinary people. Whoever this shoe fits, or whoever this shoe with a big foot fits [shout], it's yours and you're going to be my wife. You know, it's over there, number 35. Come from the village. Poor. Bye. Poor. Ingrown toenail. Those sneakers are mine. Seriously, what ugly feet. Look at that bit of hair and that glove, they're completely mismatched. Oh , but mommy. Mm. How many thongs do I have to remove to make this shoe fit? No, [laughs] prince, don't pay any attention to that ugly sister. That shoe is mine. Why not try the shoe with Cinderella Lupita's skin? What about you, [music] But first they have to measure it. Don't be. Nobody asked him. If you liked the video, give it a like. And who was your favorite character? Comment below on what the next story will be. Stories that are not stories. Today we have the tortoise and the hare. Ah, the hare liked to run and everyone got in her way. and everyone got in her way. But . I am Juan Pablo the turtle and I think Wer shouldn't run like that. Lupitava. Let me introduce you to my girlfriend. She's a Seriously, Joan, introduce her. She is. Oh, but why is she with the Hey, now this cat is mine. He lost because he was too slow Wader challenged him to a race, but whoever loses has to stop running for Okay, I accept. Until the fox gave her the go-ahead to run. On your mark. Ready. Out. On your mark. Ready. Out. But run, turtle. I'm already running. slower. I'm going to sit here and wait for her, and at the last moment I'll beat her. It turns out the hare fell asleep, but the tortoise never gave up. He ran, he but the tortoise never gave up. He ran, he ran, he ran and he passed her. I won, I won. Oh no. He can no longer run. The moral of the story is to keep going and not give up. These are stories that are not stories. Okay daddy, today we're going to show you stories that aren't stories, the story of the Yes sir. Once upon a time, there was a mother duck who had many, many ducklings. No, well, why am I the mother? there, he's going there. And why is that duck dark-skinned? No, Mom, you don't ask those things. And there was a different duck. She was walking with me . [music] shorn and all ugly. I'm not ugly, I'm just out of your league. Quack quack to take it away. He did n't like Weer the duck, not even the mother duck seemed to like him. Hey, can I play with you guys? surprise me like that, it scares me, and I don't talk to him in public. became a beautiful [music] sis. Daddy, grow with steroid purine. Pure Teacher, I'm sorry to butt in, but keratin isn't for hair. Today in stories that are not stories, we see the wolf with Little Red Riding Hood. very hungry. Oh, I'm so hungry. He was very hungry. Oh, I'm so hungry. I was really Well, dude, I'm really hungry, dude. My God. And in the distance, visit my grandmother. I'm going to visit my grandmother. Yes, Little Red Riding Hood. Oh, but I'm going to be very Oh, dear. [laughter] He tried to trick Little Red Riding Hood into going Come on, Little Red Riding Hood, where are you going? I'm going to take this food to my grandmother. No, that's for my grandma who really needs it. Oh, but [laughs] Yes, I'm going to go that way to Oh, that's great. Bye. Oh, I'd better go this way and get ahead of him. I'm going to visit that old lady. The wolf ate the grandmother. And now, Grandma. Grandma, what happened, my dear? who her real grandmother is? Grandma, what big ears you have! It's better to listen to the gossip. Grandma, why do you look so thin? A soft-eared donkey. No, Grandma. And that big nose, that runs in the family. Look in the mirror, smell, and that big mouth is for eating you better. Runs. From then on the wolf had a serious problem, gastrito. The wolf tried to trick Little Red Riding Hood into going another way. Come on, Little Red Riding Hood, where are you going? I'm going to take this food to my grandmother. No, that's for my grandma who really needs it. Oh, but then, how is her grandmother doing? No, [laughs] to visit her. Oh, that's great. Bye. Oh, I'd better go this visit that old lady. Then Grandma ate it, and now she does . This is the story of Goldilocks in stories that are not stories. But teacher, if Goldilocks is white and bling and is. I'm pretty, pretty. I'm Ay, I'll tell the story now. Oh, I'm tired and my [something] is [something]. Goldilocks, cinnamon-colored, sat down at the first desk she found. Oh, that desk is all alone. Oh no, but that's very awkward. Oh, it had to be a government desk. Then he tried another desk. look for another one. Until he found the perfect desk. Oh, look, this one's fine. From back here I can throw the note to the teachers. Why is the hall open? Someone entered. Someone sat in my chair and damaged it. People should be quiet, that was damaged. Oh, someone sat on my boob too and drew a penis. [laughs] Someone sat on my desk and is eating up my break. you'd like us to tell. Stories that are not stories. Today I bring you the story of the wolf who huffs and puffs. Uh, that one flies away every time he blows. It's her. The first little pig built his entire house out of straw. teenage pig, that's why he did it with straw. did it with straw. I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow that house down. Guadalupe. No, but you have to fly. And the straw house fell down. Oh, this wolf is so full of himself. That wolf has more air than food. The second little pig made his house of boards. Where are the tables? My girlfriend, but she's at home. a plank. I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down . Uh, she got a boyfriend who flew away. No, my board. Teacher, the house of the last little pig is missing. Yes, yes. Very good. We're missing the one who built his house with bricks. It cost him Yes, yes. It cost me dearly. 50 years of ciste body, professor. Oh no. I'm not going to blow on this house because it's never going to be loved. Leave. Oh.