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title: 'These Men Force a Woman to Play HOI4'
source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=DfNM9pjf9YA'
video_id: 'DfNM9pjf9YA'
date: 2026-08-10
duration_sec: 554
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# These Men Force a Woman to Play HOI4

> Source: [These Men Force a Woman to Play HOI4](https://youtube.com/watch?v=DfNM9pjf9YA)

## Summary

This video features a streamer attempting to learn the grand strategy game Hearts of Iron IV (HOI4) with the help of a friend named Alina. The streamer struggles with the game's complex mechanics, from research and production to military commands, often expressing frustration and humor. The video is a comedic, chaotic look at the steep learning curve of HOI4, rather than a serious tutorial.

### Key Points

- **Opening and Viewer Greetings** [00:06] — The streamer opens with a humorous, abrasive greeting, telling viewers to 'f*** off' as a joke, and mentions that the audience wanted them to learn names.
- **Topic Introduction: Hearts of Iron IV** [01:30] — The streamer announces the topic is the game HOI4, also known as 'Hoika', and mentions waiting for Alina to teach them the game, which they describe as 'the great game in which women are so disliked and feared'.
- **Choosing a Nation and Avatar** [02:13] — The streamer chooses to play as the Soviet Union, noting they can select Stalin as an avatar, and jokes about 'the legendary Stalin in Africa'.
- **Understanding the UI: Research and Production** [02:29] — Alina explains the top icons: the first is for research, the second for factories. The first tab is for weapons (infantry equipment), the second for side features like radio, decryption/encryption, and fortification.
- **Political Power and War Goals** [03:12] — The streamer learns that political power accumulates to justify war goals, and mentions wanting to take Estonia. They also note they haven't researched tanks, mechanical engineering, or atomic research yet.
- **Historical Context and Mod Idea** [04:13] — The streamer comments on Moscow's history before the metro, streamers, and YouTubers, and jokes about making a mod where each country is a YouTube association.
- **Conflict with Korea and Military Commands** [04:30] — The streamer learns about a conflict with Korea and is instructed to send troops. They are taught to select a general, draw a frontline, and use the 'Commander Frontline' button.
- **Army Management and Platoons** [06:05] — The streamer struggles with creating a new platoon, dragging units to a 'nameless platoon', and managing divisions. They express frustration with the UI, asking 'where is the button to commit suicide'.
- **Division Assignment and Control** [07:00] — Alina instructs the streamer to select a general, use Shift+LMB to assign divisions, and adjust numbers (e.g., 24 people in Zhukov's divisions). The streamer finds the process tedious and overwhelming.
- **Frustration and Conclusion** [08:27] — The streamer complains about supply, doctrine, and templates, saying 'this is just the beginning'. They joke about becoming a prostitute instead of playing, and conclude they won't play HOI4 again, though they might open the TNO mod if it appears at auction.

### Conclusion

The video is a comedic, chaotic introduction to Hearts of Iron IV, highlighting the game's steep learning curve and complex UI. The streamer's frustration is the main entertainment, and they ultimately decide the game is too difficult, though they leave the door open for a future attempt with a different mod.

## Transcript

unpleasant viewing for everyone. Welcome to the channel. The ranks have thinned out. Welcome to the channel. The ranks have thinned out. Apparently, no one wants to watch Hoika. And maybe now you should start, those who come to the Stream faster, I will
personally tell them to [ __ ] off. How do you like that idea? Normal streamers greet the viewers. And I will tell them to [ __ ] off. Sheo. Marine, [ __ ] off. OVI, [ __ ] off. Who else do we have there? Marine, [ __ ] off. OVI, [ __ ] off. Who else do we have there? Master SP, [ __ ] off. Bert. Go [ __ ] yourself. Bra, [ __ ] off.
Master SP, [ __ ] off. Bert. Go [ __ ] yourself. Bra, [ __ ] off. Q 777, [ __ ] off. Freeze, [ __ ] off. Well, that's it. Well, it's like
you. With strange symbols. [ __ ] off. Mister Bucks, [ __ ] off. I'm tired of reading everything. Oh well, there's still a little left. Okay, I'll finish reading. So be it. So that no one is left out, so that you all meet there together.
all meet there together. Who's the mom, who? In short, [ __ ] off. That's how I meet my people.  The audience wanted me to learn you by name one day That's the only way, so you should be patient for a little while and
so you should be patient for a little while and walk to the nearest hook A meeting on walk to the nearest hook A meeting on dicks Today the topic of our dicks Today the topic of our lesson is history And if specifically the game
lesson is history And if specifically the game IR also known as hoika everything is a game IR also known as hoika everything is a game in short I'm waiting for 18 hours 18B the game will start Alin will come to me he will teach me The great game in which women are so disliked
me The great game in which women are so disliked and feared remember the poor guy I hope he will be hysterical and cry trying to teach me I don't try most games myself I'm more interested in it And you are more interested in watching as I
try to understand what generally happens in games I'm not an eSports athlete to I'm not an eSports athlete to paladins and no one would watch me Nightmare Oblivin Introduce yourself Greetings to
all fans of hoika all history lovers and just crazy people who don't wash and are afraid of women For whomever you want For Stalin of course they made me an avatar I can choose Stalin But no I wanted for Stalin but in Africa
history the legendary Stalin in  Africa, so look, you have the icons at the top, uh, the first icon is with a flask, no, check, I'll check the first research, the second is you have free factories, I do n't want to
play anymore, well, press, press, uh, look, the first tab is well, weapons, that is, what will your infantry be armed with, the second is all sorts of side features here, respectively, this branch is radio, the second branch is decryption and
radio, the second branch is decryption and encryption, and this is basic fortification defend yourself and to make it easier to hold the to make it easier to hold the front line, atom, you didn't have to do this yet, it's too
early, I chose my authority, tanks, mechanical engineering and atomic research, you don't have to fight them yet. It's not a fact that you will win, nothing was pumped up before, so if you press justify the goals of the war, that is,
when your Political Power ticks to p, then you can justify the goals of the war, you can make your own marines, I want, I want Estonia, Mom, buy me Estonia, you can choose another new research, here at
An icon appeared on top of you, click the second one, how come no no no no no I beg you Well, can you build a beam beam beam beam beam right left left
to continue this I'll look like a child who makes you study I don't understand I can't learn only I have to click on the letter on the letter I read I read just to myself mom Here is
Moscow What it looked like before the metro appeared there before streamers and YouTubers appeared make a mod in Hoika where each country is a YouTube association is brilliant
there by the way recently another you association closed and about for now ka Bustan is holding on until I became president of Castana in March by the way vote for me you have a conflict with Korea now you can send
your troops to help Choose your General and firstly remove the border front line near Estonia to the trash can click on the General again click and above the icons you have a window with
actions below actions below little no draw the front line Click on Commander Frontline click Click on the arrow above
your commander's icon below click a nightmare evening unpleasant viewing damn and imagine how I would play this alone Don't be upset madam This is just an
aggressive it is turn where you have a conflict with Korea now and press space Why so aggressive I'm
spilling everything the conflict is just over Delete the frontline
but no Click on the army Choose a horse and no Click on the army Choose a horse and choose a helmet Yes no on the name on the
choose a helmet Yes no on the name on the name Yes no no no no create a new platoon there where you have a black black plus at the bottom
black black plus at the bottom No I'll just wait now and each time you will need to drag it to this Nameless platoon no no remove
it so it is not in the group no no no no no Where is the button to commit suicide Top secret tactics of intimidating the enemy to [ __ ] your own But they were afraid of Stalin they will be
But they were afraid of Stalin they will be Click on the General who has two of the Click on the General who has two of the two RMB No need anymore Repeat Shift lkm left mouse button I don't want to play anymore Help
drag to make it so that you have 24 people left in Zhukov
divisions selected you have selected click until there are distributing first just LMB no no please no everything everything everything
LMB no no please no everything everything everything stop again plus 47 - 24 how many clicks on Zhukov on Zhukov on Zhukov on clicks on Zhukov on Zhukov on Zhukov on Zhukov on Beetle That's it I can't stand it anymore
everything until what year are we playing Well until we fight with Latvia
introduction there is no supply how to supply how to distribute all this doctrine improving templates distribute all this doctrine improving templates this is just the beginning I don't want to maybe it's better to be a
prostitute I'll go work Than play this damn for free I'm ready I should have at least somehow extract the content damn and that's all thanks Alina rest you can rest easy
Fly free like a bird like the free wind And to you I wish all the worst I won't go to Hoyka anymore If Hoyka comes up at the auction again next time I do
n't know I'll open the TRP all the worst