--- title: 'twitch no brasil' source: 'https://youtube.com/watch?v=8pVeLgOqons' video_id: '8pVeLgOqons' date: 2026-07-28 --- # twitch no brasil > Source: [twitch no brasil](https://youtube.com/watch?v=8pVeLgOqons) ## Summary This video is a chaotic and humorous commentary on Twitch streams in Brazil, interspersed with random anecdotes, a sponsorship plug for Filmar, and unsolicited career advice pushing vocational courses. The content barely touches on the title's promise, instead meandering through absurd stories and jokes. ### Key Points - **Sponsorship Plug for Filmar** [00:02] — The host promotes Filmar, a video editing tool, claiming it can teach editing and highlighting its split screen feature. - **Brazil's Chaos** [01:07] — Anecdote about Brazil being a complicated country, mentioning shootings, hostages, and a mother hitting her son with a broomstick. - **Grandma Eating Cockroach** [02:13] — A bizarre story about a grandmother eating a cockroach, followed by a chase scene. - **Confused Geography** [03:11] — The host mocks someone confusing Brazil with Africa and Egypt bordering Brazil, calling it a 'trip'. - **Justice League Reference** [04:10] — A reference to the Justice League and Superman, followed by a pet fish story where the fish is thrown in the yard. - **Neymar Live Stream** [05:29] — The host mentions Neymar doing live streams and makes jokes about being paranoid and sending a kiss. - **Scary Donations** [06:36] — Story about a person receiving donations live with a creepy mask, fearing a knife attack. - **Vocational School Plug** [07:18] — The host promotes vocational courses, such as computer technician and air conditioning repair, as alternatives to streaming. ### Conclusion The video is a disjointed, humorous rant with little substance about Twitch in Brazil, ending with a strong push for vocational training instead of streaming. ## Transcript perfect! You're so beautiful! You're so intelligent! You're a real model of a I said, "Not only that, but you edit videos very well!" I said, "I But I didn't ask, I said, but I can teach you how to edit videos with Filmar." It's personal sponsorship again, who would have thought, right? Soon I got used to it. It's good, I've already talked about Filmar here on this channel. For functionalities, and with it alone you can edit a high- functionalities is split screen. You can even split it up, make a little joke, put a leg on top of the body, like a skirt from TikTok. split screen, follow along, they have a campaign that's valid. Look what split screen function and create the most creative video. The winner of this video is a drone! Or I wanted a drone, I'd put it like this to watch over my... Neighbors sponsored the most searched video talking about Sony and the prize I had 10 months a little more about the campaign and who knows, you might win a drone, assemble it and fly work if you're taller than 10 cm. Link in the description. Link in the description. It's kind of complicated live and stuff, anything can happen. You put Brazil, which is a complicated country too, it's kind of different, and then all sorts of things happen, shooting out of nowhere killing you, taking you hostage, then you have a mother breaking her son's head with a broomstick, I mean, the broom handle on his head, opening the skull, so you leave League of Legends, go see the visitors, "Mom fractured something, something bad, everyone knows that," just call and your mom from the other room says, "Wow, I smelled something, it's scary, it's mess with that Twitch stuff, I'm not crazy, it's too dangerous, crazy, it's too dangerous, this isn't the work of heaven, it's the work of someone this isn't the work of heaven, it's the work of someone speaking from behind, bye, that's it." with her back leaning on things, she starts eating the cockroach like this. I said, "Grandma, what are you doing? I'll get this one." On all fours, like this, behind her, go after the girl. You say, "You've always been my worst granddaughter, screw you, let's go, You can get it in Argentina? No, man, it's closed. n't know Egypt bordered Brazil. Uruguay. The big one here... it's this map that's different... Oh no, it 's the same, actually, right? Well, I don't know. Rio de Janeiro cuts it. He confused Brazil with Africa, right? What a trip, but the careful. If you grab it by the shape, it's dangerous. He might see a snake and risking his life and biting the thing. Send a shout-out to Joe. But that's it, man, I violent... No, he didn't ask what you like, he told you to send it. you like, he told you to send it. Save, I only believe and [ __ ] it. Do she was showing it more because of the thing that has a meme in Free Fire. Dude, do you know what that is? You crazy guy, come at me! That's a... that 's a Justice League reference, the guy who's hot, he wears to that one when he wants to, when he goes disguised as Superman, that's right. goes disguised as Superman, that's right. Where's Titi, my God, where's my fish? This one pet fish, right? His mother took it to clean the aquarium and put it in a jar, fish like that knows that's how it is, then he showed the fish in the jar. Look how cute, damn! They threw my fish out in the [ __ ] yard, man, are you crazy? It's even hiding, look, it 's this, huh? It's stiff. Oh, its little face said, "Wow, it's stiff, my little fish." What happened to your dear little fish? It looks stiff. enjoy it, but... Otherwise, making a tasty grilled fish is sad to say, I Mom, throwing it away is awful, wasting it. To make a grilled fish, take some breadcrumbs and put the little thing back in, make a tasty little thing. I know you have feelings for the little thing and it's not nice to be saying what I'm saying, but it 's tasty fried. Delete it, otherwise he'll see us. Neymar getting scared, man, I didn't even know Neymar did live streams, but you explain a lot of things. Thank you. Oops, I was just kidding. Oh [ __ ], potential bassist, crying. I want to call you that, normal. Relax, it's a joke, calm down. You said it was Croatia, I said nothing, brother, I just came to joke with you, you're brother, I just came to joke with you, you're paranoid. A kiss, Neymar, you're a joke, you know, right? I'm just kidding here, okay? Don't take it personally, we so why would you be afraid of an entire country here, brother? That doesn't exist. Take care, Neymar. Anything, send a message on WhatsApp. Live now, what is this? If you say elderly person receives donations live, how does you say elderly person receives donations live, how does that work? Wow, that's scary! Wow, to me on the street saying "Calm down, calm down," and started taking out some belongings kill me, no sir, I'll [ __ ] my pants! If you gave a little change, and left. I see him with that creepy mask. And I thought there would be was going to say, "Hi, I came to make a donation," then pull out a little knife, stab Cid in the stomach, then pull out a bag that he keeps. If it works, the ball is good. n't know, guys, I had a different expectation, I was expecting something more. Dislike, guys, so much cool stuff we saw here, right? That sound we took from today's video... it's questionable whether streaming is a profession you should pursue. Remember that there are several other vocational schools offering incredible courses for a price that fits in your pocket. The courses range from... From computer technician to air conditioner repair – a necessary profession in the booming air conditioning market. If you didn't like the two options I gave here, you could opt for an aquarium course; so many people try aquariums, right? You could even open a small ornamental fish shop. Look how of being a streamer, that's fine, no problem, but think about it first. Wow, so many refrigerators, and the gas cylinder repair costs... it's a money-making scheme, man! Take a course, try it, it won't hurt. I want what's best for you. best for you. Until next time.