[00:00] Movie will now do a ridiculous faithful recreation of the opening credits of the Flintstones cartoon. And for those of you who have been begging for live animation remakes to be more faithful to the original material, this is why we hate you. Earlier we had Triassic World Airlines,
[00:13] now it's Jurassic Park. Apparently prehistoric branding has no editorial standards for geologic period puns. Movie will now have Fred Mouth Fist, a living prehistoric hog disposal, while it audibly wretches and sweats profusely with discarded food remains caked over its wet
[00:28] and slimy body. And for those of you who have been begging for movies to use more practical effects, this is why we hate you. Well, Cliff, I guess you haven't thought of everything. What? The over-the-top evil bad guy let Pride get in the way of a plan that would work in
[00:41] a movie? This is perhaps the most interest- I wasn't expecting there to be a bird alarm inside that machine, because there absolutely shouldn't be. If this thing only activates during emergencies, then every emergency begins
[00:53] by discovering whether the alarm has been storing a live bird or a dead one. It's a fucking Schrodinger's Alarm. Banner Cave went to the Prometheus School of running away from things that have been bowled at you.