Bodyguards in Animal Hospital — Full Breakdown & Transcript

[00:02] at this point that I'm a little bit of a scaredy-cat whenever it comes to scary [screaming] >> Oh my gosh. So, I thought, why not hire shift 4 in Animal Hospital without

[00:16] losing a single heart. Yeah. Let's hope that this works out. All right. I'm here with my bodyguards, Lola and LT. Are you guys ready to play Animal Hospital? >> As am I. Yeah, you guys got to protect me. All right. I'm counting on you. Oh,

[00:29] don't worry. With us around, nothing's going to go wrong. I promise. >> Yeah, it's our job. Okay. I hope so. First patient right here. Hey, I have an appointment. Okay. Okay. Let's see if you're an anomaly or not, though, guys.

[00:42] Do we think they're an anomaly? >> I don't know. What are you doing here? >> Well, WHAT'S WITH THE SCANNERS? WHAT'S WHAT ARE you doing? What's your pictures, >> guys? Guys, I don't think I don't think

[00:54] you need any of that. >> You're not a visitor, are you? >> Oh, no. We can't be too sure. >> I'm pretty sure they're a normal patient, so I'm just going to give them their patient card. Sorry, Tony. Don't

[01:07] mind them. >> I don't see anything weird yet, but I'm >> Okay. All you have to do is watch. I'm going to take care of them. All right. >> All right. I don't know if having a butt Oh, they're looking at me right now. Uh

[01:23] guys, you don't have to watch. >> Just, you know, extra precautions. It's for your safety. >> Okay, if you say so. Maybe hiring bodyguards was a bad idea. And it looks like this person has a stomach ache.

[01:37] Okay, we can get some herbs, guys. >> Excuse me. Excuse me. >> Move from the door. I'm taking care of the patient. Look, there's someone right here. >> Oh, he has he has a briefcase. H I don't

[01:50] >> Looks okay on the cameras, but that briefcase is suspicious, >> guys. I feel like the briefcase is normal. We can we can just let them in. top secret to a hospital? >> Uh, maybe it has some flowers for their

[02:06] >> That's not really top secret. >> From accounting, that's that's chill. He's got nothing. No secrets. >> Maybe that's just steal our money. to steal our money? >> He might if he's from accounting.

[02:18] >> Okay, watch him. I I'm going to take care of this patient right here. Don't let him steal our money. Mr. patient. Are you an anomaly? Oh, okay. Looks pretty normal to me. Hey, uh, hi. I'm here for my appointment. Okay, if you

[02:32] say so. Let's see. Is it an anomaly? M. Looks pretty normal. We'll send these to one of my bodyguards real quick. All right. Thank you, sir. Guys, there's >> Look, this is [laughter] fairly dangerous. Oh, I'm stuck. I'm stuck in

[02:46] >> Not on my watch. >> Help. Help. [laughter] together? >> Why would you use our fire extinguisher? >> I just needed a mop. >> Well, it worked, didn't it?

[03:02] danger. >> No, I'm not. There's no anomalies here. Actually, I do need someone to get some medicine. Can we grab some medicine for >> Medicine on it. >> Medicine. Perfect. These bodyguards know

[03:16] Well, look. We made it through our first shift and there was no anomaly. You guys >> There's no anomalies because we're doing our job. You know, >> there will never be any anomalies ever. >> Never. No danger.

[03:29] >> Okay. You know what? You guys stand right here. Watch everyone that comes people in. >> Keep letting people in. >> Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Here, just just stay over there. Matter of fact. Oh. Oh.

[03:41] This person looks extra normal, Lola. Extra >> Well, extra normal is a bit suspicious. >> No, no, no. She's Look, look. That guy >> Freeze. >> You're right. Stop in the name of the

[03:54] >> I don't know. He just wants a coffee, guys. Why is he coming to a hospital for coffee, though? Think about that. That's suspicious. We'll let him have the coffee. We'll be nice. Just this once. But I'm on to this Barney guy.

[04:07] Where do you think you're going? >> What? What? They They might have an >> You don't look sick. >> Ooh, I'm Sophia. Okay. Hi, Sophia. Okay, let's see. Normal, friendly,

[04:20] friendly. >> That's what they all say. people? I'm sure there's like Look, >> All right. >> Room eight. Oh, a surgery.

[04:33] >> Yeah. >> No. Okay, guys. I'm muted. I'm going to let in a couple anomalies. I feel like my bodyguards, they're kind of having it easy right now. I kind of want to troll them just a little bit. So shh, don't

[04:48] >> Everything's great. Yep. Mhm. >> Peachy, everything's fine. Everything's from? >> Behind you. >> Guys, what's happen guys? Guys, they only have like 8 seconds to live, guys.

[05:02] It's okay. IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. I GOT the scula. >> It was an anomaly. >> We got rid [laughter] of it. We got rid

[05:14] doing. Mhm. >> Right. Right. My bodyguards are killing people. Bodyguards, just stay over there. Actually, matter of fact, uh, help this person out here. I'm sure it's a simple job. I'm going to going to work

[05:27] >> Of course. Yeah, we're we're good at this. Hey, goodness. That was an anomaly. We could have been cooked. >> Oh, [laughter] we would have been so licenses are fake? >> I MEAN,

[05:39] >> HEY, JUST CHECKING UP. Just checking up. Hi. How's the patient? Oh, it's they're doing great. We're just um we're analyzing their DNA. >> Actually, I never asked you guys. How did you become bodyguards?

[05:52] >> Oh. Oh, top secret >> being secret agents and all. >> M I see. I see. Guys, do you see a There's like a scary looking figure. >> Uh no, it's probably I think it's just the lighting.

[06:06] >> That's an anomaly. >> GUYS, WHAT ABOUT AN ANOMALY? >> Get out. This guy has three eyes. Oh no. >> What's the verdict? >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no. >> And you killed, guys. What if he was

[06:18] going to pay us money? >> We don't pick our souls. >> Yeah. And we want to be extra cautious. >> You know, how about you guys go take letting people in. >> No, no. Um, don't. No, no, no, no, no,

[06:30] no, no. Don't keep letting people in. Never know when they can be an anomaly. hear me. But they keep on killing all the anomalies. How am I going to troll them? This guy, he looks pretty normal to me, so we're going to let him in. But

[06:44] I'm waiting for an anomaly to show up. >> Huh? Oh, fainting. What? Who fainted? to do. >> Um, put him in the trash. >> What did you do? What did you do? >> Help him. Help him.

[06:59] >> Fine. It's fine. >> You just put that guy in THE TRASH. GOING? >> GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. WHAT? What did he He

[07:11] did nothing. He's just going to have Oh, and we lost money. at this. >> Yeah. Yeah. Maybe doctors instead. Yeah. >> Yeah, true. Where are we getting paid again? Oh, this guy needs some herbs,

[07:27] guys. Guys, we need to get the herbs. Herbs are important for your vegetables >> Oh, right. Would you get the herbs? That guy just needed maple syrup. >> Wait, and we finished shift three. >> Wait, there's some cool. Is this What is

[07:40] this? Uh, recover sanity. Ooh, boots. I want boots. I bought boots. Guys, you know what? I think we need to let every single person in. Just think about it. >> No more using your weapons. >> No, no, no, no, no. It's a new rule. If

[07:54] using your weapons. Got it. >> Then how are we supposed to protect you? >> No. You I'll be fine. Don't worry. Besides, look, this guy has flowers. Well, we'll just let everyone in. All you need to do is you just need to make

[08:07] >> Sir, I'm going to need you to leave. You're kind of causing a disturbance. being Bonita. He's being nice. >> I He's not being Bonita. flowers. >> Oh, so sweet.

[08:23] WHOA, WHOA. >> HEY, what did I say about using your >> I won't use I won't use it anymore. That was just the only time. We're not. What do we do? We need to We

[08:36] AWAY. DON'T THROW them away. [laughter] >> I'm I'm putting them I'm putting them into the room that they're needed to be to to be >> He's right here. Right here. Don't look up. [screaming]

[08:48] down, Miss President. >> Guys, guys, the room's GETTING WHY IS THE DON'T LOOK. DON'T LOOK. I MADE EYE CONTACT. I'M AT 33 sanity. I'm going insane with this job. >> You better watch out. Oh, yeah. What are

[09:03] >> threatened us, >> guys? Someone someone's doing something >> Uh, on it. >> Don't worry about it. I GOT IT. STAY >> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? >> STAY BACK, MR. PRESIDENT. I got this.

[09:16] Okay. Okay, we turn off the lamps. Um, >> And he's back to normal. >> Oh, he's sleeping. Okay. Uh, Elsie, you the hospital, >> right? Okay. Gotcha. Gotcha.

[09:31] came to visit someone. Okay. Okay. With flowers. >> Very respectful. We like that. Hey. >> Gosh, these people. They're just putting >> Dude, they need to hold their slime and keep it. My advice, don't trust anyone

[09:46] here. Wait, not even my bodyguards? >> No, you can trust us. Of course. >> I don't know. Ratu is telling me not to trust anyone. But how do I know you're >> Us? >> Yeah. You guys could be anomalies and I

[09:59] >> Well, I'm telling you that we're not. And I always tell the truth. on. >> I guess you're right. I did hire you. >> Nothing. >> Oh my god. I I

[10:11] >> NOTHING. Nothing happened to our patient. They're just, YOU KNOW, >> HOW DARE THEY? THEY WERE EATING UP OUR PATIENTS. I got I took care of them. visitor. >> Well, you can't trust anybody. Not Not

[10:26] >> Yeah, just like Ratu said. Don't worry, Ratu. I >> Okay. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay. >> Oh. Um,

[10:39] >> what happened? >> I think we killed Ratio. [screaming] What do we If he finds out we killed him, we're doomed. JUST HIDE. He won't know. HE WON'T KNOW. >> WAIT, WHAT DO WE DO? JUST CLOSE THE

[10:52] >> A few moments later. >> Yo, chill. What's up? Wait. Be prepared. The ambulance is coming, guys. Guys, what do we DO WITH THAT? >> WHAT'S HAPPENING? >> ELSIE, GET READY. OH NO.

[11:06] WHO DO I SHOOT? I DON'T KNOW. SUSPICIOUS. WHICH ONE? SOMEONE. >> WAIT, THAT WAS A REAL PERSON. everyone. Hurry. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going as

[11:19] fast as I can. We have SO MANY CRITICAL. WHY IS THERE SO MANY? >> Poppy sequence. Okay. Why? Why is this going to take bajillion years? What is >> M president, where'd you go? I need to protect you.

[11:32] scanner. Okay. >> All right. I have the surgery. That's fine. I can do it myself. >> I'm I'm helping this guy over here. >> HE'S AN ANOMALY. >> THAT'S AN ANOMALY. I WAS OKAY. OKAY. I'm

[11:45] mean? The person I was helping was an anomaly. turned red. >> Okay. Okay. I'm helping this person here. Okay. Fever and headache. We need uh a thermal and medicine.

[11:59] they're okay. >> Why do we HAVE SO MANY PATIENTS? Move >> here. Don't Don't look at them. >> I'm looking at them. Guys, I don't know about you, but I don't know if I want to work at a hospital anymore.

[12:12] >> OH MY GOSH. I'M ON THE CASE. >> WAIT, there was an anomaly attack. >> Where? >> One bodyguard down. One bodyguard down. >> So, uh, LT, what do we do whenever our our bodyguard died? Um, I think we could

[12:25] right? Is that how that works? >> Yeah. Yeah. G, give them more coffee. Why is the doctor arriving again? Hey, doc. What's up? No one died here. >> Yeah. Nobody. >> Nobody. Good job. The emergency is over

[12:39] >> Just don't go into rooms. >> Yeah. Yeah. Just don't go into any of rooms. More ambulances will come. Be prepared. Uh, I don't know if I can prepared. Uh, I don't know if I can handle another another ambulance.

[12:52] >> Yeah, we did. We did so good. bear? We can get her back. >> Ooh, I don't have money. >> It's okay. I have enough for something else. Don't worry. I'll handle it.

[13:05] >> Wa. >> WHO GAVE HER A GUN? guy's an anomaly. >> She's never What do we do? What do we >> Whoa. Don't shoot everyone.

[13:20] >> I did. >> Oh. >> GUYS? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I NEED MY BODY. I'm scared. BODY. I'm scared. Get rid of the body. [screaming]

[13:39] >> Yeah, you did great. >> Oh, okay. You know what? Same time next >> Oh, okay. You know what? Same time next week. [laughter] want to see more videos like this, then make sure to subscribe and I'll see you

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