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Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced

0h 11m video Published Jul 17, 2026 Transcribed Jul 18, 2026 V videogamedunkey
Beginner 3 min read For: Fans of Assassin's Creed and gamers looking for humorous commentary.
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In this video, a self-proclaimed Assassin's Creed superfan humorously plays through Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag, making jokes about the game's mechanics, glitches, and characters while expressing love for the entire franchise. The commentary is lighthearted and filled with references to other Assassin's Creed titles.

[00:03]
Fan Introduction

The speaker declares themselves the biggest Assassin's Creed fan, claiming to love every game including the Benedict Arnold DLC and the movie.

[01:07]
Gameplay Observations

Comments on character animations, such as arm wiggling when wet, and notes that the character wouldn't fit in Assassin's Creed Pirates.

[02:13]
Heritage Collection

Mentions loving the Heritage Collection and jokes about the protagonist not being a true Assassin but a pirate.

[03:24]
Song Unlocking

Highlights the mechanic of unlocking sea shanties, like 'Dead Horse' and 'Bully in the Alley,' as a key part of the game.

[05:31]
Pickpocketing During Cutscenes

Discovers the ability to pickpocket characters during cutscenes, finding it amusing.

[07:56]
Glitches and Faithfulness

Notes that the game retains glitches from the original, calling it a 'faithful resync.'

[10:03]
Turning Point for Ubisoft

Jokes that the game marks a new turning point for Ubisoft, sarcastically praising the earnings of 600 bucks.

The video is a comedic playthrough of Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag, filled with fan service and jokes, but offers no substantive analysis or tutorial.

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Not a True Assassin

Highlights the unique premise of Black Flag where the protagonist is a pirate, not an Assassin.

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Song Unlocking Mechanic

Emphasizes a distinctive gameplay feature of collecting sea shanties.

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Faithful Resync with Glitches

Points out that the game retains original glitches, appealing to nostalgic fans.

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Biggest Assassin's Creed Fan?

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The exaggerated claim of being the biggest fan while listing obscure titles sparks debate and curiosity.

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Pirate Magic Jump

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The humorous comparison of the character to Mario and the 'press triangle to resynchronize' joke are meme-worthy and relatable to gamers.

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Morally Dubious Pirate

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The critique of Black Flag's moral ambiguity challenges popular opinion, encouraging discussion among fans.

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Unlocking Songs is the Goal?

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The absurd focus on unlocking shanties instead of the main mission is humorous and highlights a quirky game feature.

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Sinking Ship & Underwater Camera

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The glitchy sinking ship and underwater camera moment is visually funny and relatable for gamers who encounter bugs.

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[00:03] game Ezio and I'm the biggest Assassin's Creed fan in the world. Does that make you mad, Sony? Black Flag is everybody's favorite Assassin's Creed, but not me. Every Assassin's Creed is my favorite. I love the Benedict Arnold DLC for

[00:16] Assassin's Creed 3. I love the Atlantis scenario they did. I love Assassin's think. I love Identity, that's where the series found its identity. I love Assassin's Creed Chronicles: China. I love Assassin's Creed. I love Creed the

[00:29] movie. I love the Assassin's Creed movie equally. Now, I've never played this one. Does the boat sink in the original version?

[00:41] it re-sinks. I love lineage. Um, I love Today, we're celebrating 4 years of the Assassin's Creed franchise. So, in honor of tell two jokes this video in honor of Assassin's Creed 2.

[00:54] >> All right. No more than two. Promise me. >> I promise on my favorite title. Beautiful sun rays from the rage what we like to see. A beautiful greens, a lot of green on the screen, that's

[01:07] what we like to do. I'm loving this area right now. I love Assassin's Creed Identity leaderboard event. Oh, look at the wiggle on the arms when get wet. That's interesting. That's This character would not be a good fit for

[01:19] Assassin's Creed Pirates where you're in the water the whole damn game. Now, can I hit this little thing with my sword? Oh, no. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, all right. don't know what you're doing here. That's not that nice.

[01:32] factions like in the Benedict Arnold DLC? Grab your treasure, Assassin's Creed 4. Yeah, nice. 16 reals. 36 reals. These guys are dead, for reals. Break into that door, Edward. Oh, come on,

[01:46] would have leveled that whole thing by now. Look at that. Okay. He jumps so high in this one. >> Look at this. He do that. That's that pirate magic.

[02:01] >> [laughter] >> He's like the Mario of pirates. Don't you mean press triangle to resynchronize?

[02:13] >> I love the heritage collection. I love that. I'm already battling Duncan assassination experience powered by Verizon Wireless. Put down your Walpole.

[02:25] Wait, you're not even a true Assassin's Creed in this one. You're just a pirate >> Mr. Walpole, let's collect your reward. >> I don't know, you guys. This one is kind of like morally dubious. Usually you're

[02:39] games. I got the glass cube. Legend says it's even stronger than Gabe's cube. It can run Assassin's Creed 3 at a stable 30 FPS. >> Increíble.

[02:57] turtle. >> Try this. like it, can you get a refund? Can you ride a turtle in the battle?

[03:11] >> By God's grace, sir, you saved me. >> That's not true. You saved your own self, but I think it might have been a glitch though.

[03:24] song from this one? >> Don't make me chase you into the harbor. I got to feed this chicken. I've seen drunken sailors with more

[03:37] manners than you lot. Kill and loot the pickpocket. I'm closer to heel, said bird. >> Don't say that to the chicken. Oh, wait, >> Tackle him. >> Yeah, I love Madden 2000, degree of

[03:52] Madden DLC. Oh, that guy. Oh, I'm good in this one. >> Did you catch that rogue? >> And I've played Assassin's Creed Rogue. It's amazing. The only weird thing about

[04:05] that one is instead of resyncing it, they remastered it. I want to push this guy into water. Push him in the water, Assassin's Creed. Come on, push him in. >> [laughter]

[04:22] Didn't you go lately have this? Oh, new new song unlocked, Bill O'Reilly. Nice. treasure in here. A new song. Use lift. What's this?

[04:36] Oh, oh, that's pretty cool. New song, new song, Bully in the Alley. New song unlocked. Pipi in the alley.

[04:49] >> Get that song. >> This game is about unlocking songs. stronger DLCs. >> Cool off a few shots if you like. Get a

[05:02] feel for it. I have a friend in England you may like to meet, Julian. James Puckle. He's working on something James Puckle. He's working on something >> It's high noon.

[05:17] blade, I imagine. >> Duncan. Where are your wrist blades? Duncan, me boy, where are your chickens? I've never seen an assassin so ill-equipped. Duncan, will you indulge us with a

[05:31] >> Sure. >> Well, the council entrusted me with the >> Wait, it lets you pickpocket them during the little cutscene. >> See here. >> Yeah, I'm going to pickpocket this guy.

[05:45] [laughter] a very old and important story. >> Mary had a little lamb. Get that. Pirates love that song.

[05:59] Pirates love that song. Oh, dead horse. My bad. Dead horse. >> Yeah. How do you do? >> Your loss, mate.

[06:13] >> Let's see. So, these are the lyrics to dead horse. >> Ah, Duncan. >> Good morning, Duncan. >> Edward, hello Edward. >> Please, call me Duncan.

[06:25] >> He just called you Edward. >> He just called me Squidward. guys to look at. >> I am told your surname is Roberts. >> Yeah, Edward's Roberts, Squidward's. Oh, no. Is every main character from the

[06:40] us? Eduardo, Ezio, Altair, Evie, Enrique. >> All right, check this out. Check this out. And

[06:57] >> Good move. >> Nice take. board anymore. >> That doesn't improve matters. >> Nice take. >> Game, I have like 10 kings. You're

[07:11] >> I'll give you that one. >> My victory is almost certain. It's night time now. The sun is coming up. I have a mind to run. I won. >> 1600 money. That's like one crate's worth of money.

[07:24] >> God sink me for this pittance. >> Don't you mean God resink me for this >> Grab that tree. >> Oh, idiot. >> How about a shot? >> You know what I'm thinking?

[07:37] >> I'm thinking you're drinking. >> I am the sneakiest of pirates. Sneaky guy. Wee. stealth. >> [laughter]

[07:56] Wait, what's going on? Oh, that guy there, he died. This is such a faithful resync of the original game. It even has the same glitches as the old one. Oh, this guy is big. He's a big guy.

[08:09] Oh, he's got a Oh, oh, he's got a big axe. What if I just shoot him now? I'm going to shoot him. That just kills him.

[08:25] >> [laughter] >> Lay aboard, lads. >> Yeah, start singing dead horse, you jackanapes. All right, I'm going to jackanapes. All right, I'm going to steer us right through the tornadoes.

[08:38] You guys better start singing dead horse right now. jackanapes. I feel like these pirates have never even experienced quite a This time, I'm going to drive us away from the tornado.

[08:54] I am smarter than many pirates. Can you recruit this guy to be one of your pirates? >> Something mauled these men. >> Something mauled these men. >> Yeah, so I wanted to recruit him.

[09:07] Sing dead horse. >> Damn it. Give me another one, lads. >> Damn it. Give me another one, lads. >> Do Bill O'Reilly.

[09:25] >> I You'll find more men in the town square if they haven't already been hanged. [laughter] you're doing, that's not how you pet a cat. Cat Island is infamous

[09:41] cat. Cat Island is infamous for its monkey. pirates will love this song. This will make them so happy if I get this one. Oh, drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor?

[10:03] Haul him below, Randy. [ __ ] sing a new song.

[10:16] I think this game marks a new turning point for Ubisoft as a company, right? I've only had 600 bucks so far. That's really good for Assassin's Creed.

[10:30] been like more than 600 bucks, but they're not that bad, okay? Can we at least admit this is better than Samson game? I may reduce the morale of the schooner's crew.

[10:46] [ __ ] they're just killing them reduces morale. Everybody stand by the red morale. Everybody stand by the red barrel. Woah, that guy >> I am Captain Hornigold, and this is my

[11:00] crew. We're sailors like yourselves, but quite unalike in our purpose. >> This ship is like sinking while this is >> [laughter] >> Yet no harm shall befall any man so long

[11:14] as he remains at ease. >> The camera is underwater. >> The camera is underwater. >> [laughter] >> Inglés? >> Little bit.

[11:28] >> Tell your friends we're stealing your goods. Lock them in the hold and take everything that isn't nailed down. >> But sir, the hold is underwater.

[11:52] To end the show? [music] >> Yeah.

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