The Perfect Spray: Full Breakdown & Transcript

[00:02] supporting Yer in the second part of the "Reverse Work" episode. We read a comment from Linh Linh saying she hopes you guys will make a perfect spray that will make everything perfect when sprayed on. Thank you

[00:16] for your suggestions! Please watch the movie "The Perfect Spray". bath? After eating, I'll pack my bags and go to school. Otherwise, the teacher will spank me. I'm so hungry I'm going to school. I suddenly feel so hungry. I

[00:30] After eating, I'll pack my bags and go to school. Otherwise, the teacher will spank me. I'm so hungry I'm going to school. I suddenly feel so hungry. I Khe's garden. What is the Lord of Khe? Oh my god, the Lord of Khe is the sour Khe! With that level of knowledge, when will I ever be able to

[00:45] Khe is the sour Khe! With that level of knowledge, when will I ever be able to watch such a big garden, when will she ever finish eating? Then let's take it! The fruit garden is waiting for

[00:57] Then let's take it! The fruit garden is waiting for so clumsy, you can only sit and watch, not steal anything! This is n't stealing. This is just trimming the fruit for the lady. Understood? Okay,

[01:11] fruit for the lady. Understood? Okay, fine. You guys... Go away, stay here, I'll shout, remember to save some good fruit for me, okay?

[01:45] Hey, this guy, what kind of way is that to pick starfruit? You guys don't know anything, I pick starfruit with my foot. This guy? The teacher is so lucky not to find out, it's like it's in my hands.

[02:02] Oh my god, that kid, what are you doing?

[02:14] [Music] My child, remember this saying: if you steal, you'll lose your teeth someday. Teacher, please forgive me. I don't know anything. My friend is a Buddha at your house, and I've been sleeping all this time. Please forgive me, please forgive me.

[02:35] Maybe the teacher is tying her up and not letting her go? You're crazy! Yen is always late every day, what's so

[02:47] surprising? Can I come into class? Today there's something going on, that's why I'm late. In this school, who doesn't know about my talent for being late? Go into class, go into the number, go into the number, no excuses. Yes, ma'am. That's it.

[03:01] You guys just sow the seeds as I teach you. It's just poetry, it's very simple. Each of you write a free verse poem for me, and I'll check it. Teacher Hai reminded us, "Tomorrow there's a

[03:13] test, a drawing test. Remember to bring crayons and paper." "Yes, sir." "And did the teacher catch you? Did you catch me? Why are you so late? Speak quickly, I'm getting a fever!" " You guys ran off without inviting me! I got caught by the teacher!" "

[03:28] Does the teacher know we went to see you?" "No, only me." Then

[03:43] According to my plan, I'll get two goose eggs. I've never eaten two goose eggs at the same time before. If I really get caught tomorrow, I'll be so disappointed. I ca

[03:55] n't do that! At least I have to get one 1 and one 0. Or two 1s, that would be great! Oh my god, I just got two 1s, that's great! If you don't get two 10s tomorrow, don't come home for dinner!" "Do you

[04:10] know?" "Yes, sir." "Yes, sir." "Yes, what? Go cook dinner!" "Yes, I'm going right now!" "Oh my god, how did I get such a good score?" 10 is so C, is that superhero? Tuan also always

[04:25] gets 10s. It's true, my C is different. I wish I could get a 10 tomorrow too. I wish I had a bag of ducklings, right? [Music]

[04:47] Easy to drink. I know how to draw well, read well, so I can get 10 points tomorrow. Find a perfect spray bottle. How to use: Just spray it on anything and

[05:00] How to use: Just spray it on anything and it will become on those around it, not on the person spraying. Oh my god, what's that? Is it

[05:18] real? I feel suspicious. Oh right, my mom has never praised my cooking before. Now I'm using this perfect spray bottle, if my mom praises me for it being delicious, it means the perfect spray bottle is effective.

[05:45] But it's okay, I have the perfect spray bottle now. I hope it's effective. [Music] How

[05:58] [Music] How see if my daughter's cooking is delicious today. Oh no, I'm going to

[06:11] song about to ruin my meal. Oh, this kid is making me eat rice, what are you doing standing here? [Music] Oh, this rice is so mushy, I'll die quickly, this kid! Mom, I'm sorry, try to eat the rice. I cooked it a little too soft. Oh my god! Is

[06:27] this rice? The eggs are black! Sit down and eat, for the sake of my black! Sit down and eat, for the sake of my daughter!

[06:39] [Music] Wow, the soft and flavorful. Oh, what a perfect combination!

[06:51] perfect combination! [Music] [Music] Oh,

[07:08] eggs are just right, very delicious. I've never eaten many eggs that were this good before. So the magic spell worked! And I never eaten many eggs that were this good before. So the magic spell worked! And I cook so badly, but Mom says it's delicious, that's really my magic spell! Of course! Oh, I'm

[07:23] not eating rice, Mom! Okay, Mom, you eat it! I ca n't eat it all, I'll eat it all for you! Oh, this kid! The rice is so delicious, how can you say you can't eat it? Just because Mom likes it, I'll give it to her! And you're so filial!

[07:40] Draw a picture of your dream. We have 45 minutes to do the assignment, everyone, We have 45 minutes to do the assignment, everyone, do your work! Yes, yes.

[07:54] Ah, I'll draw myself standing on stage, Miss Universe, wearing a crown. Oh, a stage, Miss Universe, wearing a crown. Oh, a thousand-year-old dream! I wish I could be a pirate, waiting for a ship full of gold. Standing on the stage of the HT rap program is

[08:10] gold. Standing on the stage of the HT rap program is my biggest dream. I don't have any lofty dreams, my dream is...

[08:33] What are you doing here? Don't worry about drawing! Oh, old man, don't worry, I'll draw a few more strokes and I'll be done. I'll Oh, old man, don't worry, I'll draw a few more strokes and I'll be done. I'll get a 10 soon. Okay, teacher? Time's up! Please stand up and collect the papers for me. Yes.

[08:50] collect the papers for me. Yes. [Applause] Sir, now I will grade your papers.

[09:04] what your dream is. Sir, my dream is to win the golden hat in the Vietnamese? Oh no, no, no, no, no need. no need. That's my dream, but... That's too bad, four points! Oh, Hoa,

[09:17] That's my dream, but... That's too bad, four points! Oh, Hoa, my dream is to go sell gold. No, sir, my dream is to become a pirate and steal lots of gold. Who taught you to dream like that? Who would dream of becoming a

[09:31] Who would dream of becoming a criminal or a thief? Hoa, one point! Oh, sir, my dream is to be a police officer? No, sir. My teacher is the one who got handcuffed. That's life, everyone has to go to jail eventually. I can't accept that, sir.

[09:47] can't accept that, sir. your score? Press four to equal my score!

[09:59] Then next time don't dream of me giving you a karaoke bar! Hey Hoa, my mouth is so naughty today! Oh my god! I'm sorry! Sorry, you piece of [ __ ]! I'm grading papers and you guys are being so disruptive, I'll deduct one point from each of you! Hoang, three points! Hoa

[10:15] [music] No, Yen, what did you draw? You told the teacher not to grade, just give me a goose egg! Yes, sir,

[10:29] are truly a genius painter, sir. I see a dream in your drawing. Every stroke dream in your drawing. Every stroke has a burning desire. I understand your feelings. You've done a great job with your drawing, Yen. You want to be a boy, right?

[10:45] You want to be transgender, right? No, it's not like you not like you think, sir. I understand. You draw beautifully and you dare to live as yourself. You deserve a 10. I

[10:58] 'll keep your drawing and register it for an international art competition tomorrow. You've register it for an international art competition tomorrow. You've truly opened my eyes, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. I thank you too, sir. Hey,

[11:10] what are you using? Did you photocopy it? Why are you praising it so much? photocopy it? Why are you praising it so much? Speak quickly, don't ignore us! Drawing beautifully is innate, you guys! Do n't open games, the

[11:23] n't open games, the class is over! Go play! class is over! Go play! Yes, sir.

[11:53] [Music] There, I knew something fishy was going on. Are Who wants to volunteer? I'll add another point!

[12:16] 11 points! So Tan C loves me too? I'll just randomly read a poem. On the internet, she always finds it interesting. "Okay, I'll volunteer," she said.

[12:30] Yen's 82nd ordeal began as she reached the mountain pass, suddenly needing to pee. There was no grass or trees to reached the mountain pass, suddenly needing to pee. There was no grass or trees to cover her. She crouched down at the foot of the mountain looking for a toilet, but the toilet was under construction, so she couldn't pee. "So, you've

[12:42] finished reading?" she asked. "What the hell are you reading?" "Oh my god, are you trying to provoke me?" she retorted. "What? I'm

[12:58] she exclaimed. "Does it take several years to improve?" "You said whoever volunteers gets a point, and I get one too, right?" "You dare to

[13:10] argue with me?" she retorted. "Go home!" "Are you trying to help others?" " others?" " you so quiet?" "What's wrong with that, darling?" " What's wrong?" "I clearly

[13:27] succeeded, but why am I angry after reading Trang's poem?" " That's because..." Because we're messing with your grandmother's porridge, you dog, you're the one who's giving me the light! Do you know what's even funnier? What else happened? That's your spray, it

[13:41] only works for 12 hours! If the teacher submits your paper tomorrow and keeps your exam, I wonder how angry the teacher will be? Who got a higher score than us? Hey, give

[14:05] school's face drawing competition, and you sent this entry? People are laughing at me! Reply to my message right now! Yes, yes, sir. I'll check it right away. check it right away. Oh my god!