Black Ops Cold War Alpha First Impressions: Disappointing Gameplay

oh um all right all right there we go would you like to enable graphic content of course i mean [Music] that seems good yay all right let's see what happens here all right welcome welcome to the call of duty black ops cold war alpha we're excited to finally get hands on with the game and we look forward to your feedback black ops cold multiplayer combines deniable operations signature combat and a fully connected experience for the next

level of global combat we got new map switchboard and new ways to play and we enjoy every moment of the downrange welcome to call of duty black ops cold war hang out there and be respectful thank you for your friends at treyarch and raven boo [ __ ] sledgehammer get them off the thing [Music] i can play zombies that's like all i want to say oh look it's nazi zombies if i go to this what's gonna happen i

don't know but we need to do some things first here okay we need to turn up our sensitivity like we're a g i need to flip this okay this is what i need flipped all right aim down sights i don't okay [Music] we're going through all the settings real quick motion blur disabled what is this oh oh whatever okay okay um music let's just pop that down like 100 million treyarch mix we'll do super crunch microphone

volume we'll put that all the way up game chat sound effects drop that down to about 80. subtitles got it hidden hidden hidden hidden blah blah blah blah blah all right all right and once we got here okay good so i think we're good all right all right let me turn off the uh comments on the side uh advanced settings i think it is okay comments to speech english normal there we go make sure all right

okay we're gucci fam all right what's this message of the day the alpha is live secure the satellite take fight in miami nice that's what i want to see don't really care about the other maps okay yep yep what did we get here okay here we go right got it okay cool oh all right can i okay wait a minute wait can i put a little why i don't want that calling card why did they give

me that rip bruh rip recent players inbox what i have an inbox what is what is going on here all right friends oh look at all my friends there's so many of them i can't go through all of them okay what am i supposed to do here open motd what's that okay let me say oh message of the die all right whatever dude we're good uh player 16 24 we'll do this one so the comments are

on for you guys to talk to me if you want to so you could do it like that so you guys have the ability to talk about to hear your talk through text if you don't do that i won't be able to hear you dog silence yourself curb your enthusiasm dog oh look at this it's uh the track message of the day for important er got it all right we're about to have 100 on everything this

is such a pretty looking thing thank god for a nice playstation and monitor game monitor it's taking forever though okay what do we want to do here we'll do uh you want me to do some sniping okay let's do some sniping this is like i'm gonna get my ass whooped but that's cool excuse me my good man yeah come on really okay you know what we're just we won't do that again who do we have on

our team uh icha juice uh aaron brant adam and some other guy with the language i don't speak but that's all right though where we at team talk to me wait do you guys see that okay i'm getting tired of these smoke grenades like seriously that's a nice little gun hi hi welcome to the stream hope you enjoy um any tips and tricks we'll be willing to uh you know we want to hear you guys have

to say look at this look at these suckers get them boys okay there's somebody okay do you wanna do you wanna just like okay that's cool warzone mechanics it's a type 821 that's like a boss gun all right oh look i could do that like weird ass slide thing yo watch this right guys yay oh look at that he didn't see me do you want my boy are you challenging me back there huh eh [Applause] okay

i don't really understand what i'm doing but that's all right though we're here for the uh entertainment can i open up the door we are losing this fight no got it i won't be trying to do that much longer get out of here stupids here comes daddy what what all right they need to add a hardcore mode in here so i can go slay these [ __ ] all right look at this there's something up here shh where

are you hiding where are you hiding are you in here don't worry my guy i took your tag for you they won't bother you no more can i go in the oh water at this guys can i throw something in the water [Music] whoa okay get out of the water that was awesome okay wait adam follow me i'm the other way you're falling behind i kind of miss having doors though i'm not gonna lie like this

no door thing is like so confusing when you make me play with doors for like a whole entire year and then take them away from me like didn't you guys used to love uh you know running into the door and bash and [ __ ] i mean i know i did i wonder if i can okay look no yes go ahead i know i suck that's right you can let me know all right if you get over that

can he oh i can hop over super high opposite wait a minute i see the guys get out of here oh [ __ ] [ __ ] spiderman or spitfire this thing i don't know what i just i don't know what i just did told you yeah you were right you were right i i've restarted it and i restarted the stream so you would know you're good oh [ __ ] daddy's getting shot up boys they want they want to smoke okay

can you just not shoot at me all right can i change guns i don't like that let's try this [ __ ] let's try that gun let's go for the strip noob tubin right like why are we wasting time being nice let's just new tube the [ __ ] out of these people all right whoever has a helicopter you're the man you just mow these bastards down while i grab all the tags for us look there's some sucker that's that

was connection interruption are you serious oh look what did i get okay wait i wanna wait i want to shoot some of the [ __ ] down boys wait i want to shoot this [ __ ] down boys what is that i don't know what you are but you're going to get the effort out of here okay i don't know what you are but you're definitely going to get the epiphany here that's for damn sure helicopter now let's see how

far we can swim out jesus maybe i shouldn't have shot the helicopter guys joking goodbye helicopter everybody focus on the helicopter i got a spy plane all right i like this uh noob tubing idea guys look at this like this is a good way to get your like quacky streaks you know okay well i deserve to die i miss that shot i like how you can shoot down your own spy plane that's kind of cool all

right is there any sharks in the water or anything like moose is like kind of lit wait that is wicked all right wait what's that you guys seen that can i jump on this of course i can look watch it i can jump over here too i bet yep oh wait can i jump on top of this wall nope that's too high who are you noob get out of here god they almost got me team wait

how do i do okay l2 r2 yeah you're a noob too get out of here look it was slenderman everybody with the victory oh i see i see that gun has no recoil got it okay true i don't really okay wait l2 score per minute yes average okay i don't average i don't all right i don't really get what i'm looking at but that's all right though i don't want this guy can i choose a different

character please oh wait a minute i'll hold the f up hold the f up guy look at this what is this [ __ ] spy plane artillery i don't think i want that what the [ __ ] is going on guys okay domination everybody everybody focus focus on dominating so good hmm we'll stick with this gun if we know it's right for us okay i'll take the objective wait i know i know something like you gotta tap in and out

of it or something to get score right isn't that how it works that's how noah j456 described it you gotta go with your points that way or something stupid i don't [ __ ] know but i'm eating food hmm my food is so good bro don't worry we won't let enemy take b they don't deserve anything from us no no you sneaky little bastard charles barkley lima bean [ __ ] don't worry guys we got this just throw that up

there real quick a little smoke grenade a little bit of this blow that up like so we're good don't worry guys you showing where this freaking spy plane is i'll [ __ ] destroy it let me go ahead over here real quick i don't see it i think they know i'm over here i mean these maps are kind of big i'm not gonna lie yeah where is it get out of here spy plane nobody likes you i don't

want to challenge anything too far put my boy over here salty my boy over here salty peanut needs my help i him salty i hit him salty peanut i hope we're winning and i'm assuming that we're doing pretty good excuse me can i just go like hide in here somewhere i mean isn't that like a good little spot like watch if i just do okay i'll hide right here we'll wait for the enemy to come don't

blow it up like this watch make it look like they're you know i'm saying [ __ ] my boy all right guys all we gotta do is just camp out bait we're gonna win easy win oh here we go guys here we go here we go get out of here go get lost oh over there over there get him get kanchi good job oh [ __ ] my boy he needs help [Music] wait for it guys we're gonna have a

good kd by the end of this game that's for damn sure look at this do you see them all packing a rocket or something i mean jesus oh [ __ ] there's nobody likes you it's called team i showed you scrubbed why we're the best like dj cali no i [ __ ] up i'll play another one oh yeah it looks like a good gun okay no you can have it okay that's [ __ ] man for these spy planes man right

boy you know what i'm saying whatever we're still winning keep on going switching sides where's the ak-47 secure the objective here okay let me use this broken-ass gun apparently let me see how broken this is wow please tell me i can drive those please tell me i can drive this how really good i've been thinking you still [ __ ] artillery [Music] we're catching up god help me there's so many sound effects okay well you have fun fighting

those people i'm going to uh you know okay go over here and just chill no how did you survive that guy assist me on this objective not too much i had a million health bro a million hey we did something i don't know what we did but i guess it was good i don't i don't know i'm gonna assume no don't go any worse by playing we need you okay shoot that thing down boys shoot it

down show that spy plane who's boss i call the guy in their spawn i called the mk player in the spawn oh [ __ ] they're not afk anymore okay check this out stream watch this ready oh [ __ ] yo they coming hard on us bro they're gonna come hard on me [Music] here we go watch this ready just like this boys just like this here we go i don't want that grenade you can have it how is he

doing better than me with that magic gun i don't know maybe it's the same freaking guy now no idea come here what how many shots my guy so the shotgun's ass we can just all believe that one to be a very true thing i just tried it point blank that thing is like a dookie bomb enemy attack helicopter boys being scared of no ghosts i just need to go clap all the fk players i should have

executed him okay i have some cute players all right let me try i should execute that guy [ __ ] i'm sorry who's taking ah again shaking me i was being generous obviously with that i didn't want to slain too hard you know didn't need him to go cry to mommy you know no oh my gosh i still got uh mine somehow i don't know how this is okay what kind of gun is this thing nope that was

not me i almost found a guy named diarrhoea king jeez bro wait can i create a class and pick a different person i don't like this guy i'll be gosh i don't know i'll be this dude yeah whatever his name is minston mink stink all right score streaks take off this one okay we'll put on nope this all right and then yes exactly like that and we'll do it like that all right we're going to keep

this do things the [ __ ] right way sure uh sure okay what in the world is happening crush them you know some random guy on instagram it was actually like a d1 athlete and he was like he's like i think he was doing a scam okay he's having 1300 told him to refund him 800. whoa and then but evan's account got mad no way listen guys you know this one time i walked in and uh there was

this guy who was trying to uh scam me he was trying to like you know scam your voice peanut okay looks like 1200 was crazy it was cray cray you know what i'm saying [ __ ] man let's go okay [Applause] all right so this gun's pretty boss i guess i mean i don't really know if i like this game though i'm gonna be real look i got three point okay [ __ ] second best kd in the game let's

go oh wow all right let's see who you got there guys show them wow stream did you catch all that that was amazing amazing guys holy crap holy i want motion blur off actually motion blur disabled okay what map we plan on the cow got it um yo what's up um how do we inspect our guns can we do that yet or no no right i don't think so can i try i can't switch my guns

i hate deathmatch oh what is this eliminate all threats all right let's go team everybody slide to the window g style here i'm right behind you uh guy come over here well they're all in there man they're all in there go get some hamburgers nah jordael how come you don't talk when i ask you to talk what's up with that you scared hear that stream everybody's scared when they talk i mean it's weird they have microphones

but they don't use them i love it welcome to call of duty uh 2020. oh they were all over there behind you guy if you used mic i could tell you can't team kill either i'm stupid can i i just want to rpg somebody i mean i think that's really what it comes down to oh man you angered the beast excuse me my boys man can i just rpg please just let me rpg oh are you

serious right now i mean jesus christmas who else saw me rpg that guy in the face and he lived what call of duty is this you can rpg people in the face and they survive call of duty explosive rampage let's go up the stairs over here guys this way okay you know what can i change that gun is that possible to change no it's not that is so stupid bring back modern warfare days all right can

i rpgm says god guys i have a heart attack over here okay we're looking really bad on stream yeah no listen to me you guys are looking real wait what's the second rpg something stream check it out here we go yeah okay here we go here we go okay my guy you survived all of that rpg we are changing that rpg i just i have never felt more ashamed of the rpg my entire assistance [ __ ] excuse

me oh my god they're all in there maybe that would've been a good rpg i don't know okay wait a minute okay that's cool i can't even tell if i'm doing good i'm just gonna assume i'm assuming no i don't think that's even the character i even chose but whatever all right well i know i can rpg this uh helicopter that's for damn sure get out of here yeah okay you make me shoot my own building

boy what is this whoa stupid helicopter can't see me you can't see me stupid oh [ __ ] but they cam gosh all right everybody we got this no worries check it out there's a direct hit yeah why are you hiding there puss cake get the [ __ ] out of here helicopter get the [ __ ] lost get out of here you know what i said get the [ __ ] out of here helicopter go get gun don't worry guys i'm only dying

100 million times so you don't have to jeez all right they have trash candies too i feel like my kd is better than theirs what the [ __ ] dick sandwich was that the ak-47 like look at that how do you survive that guy what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] [Music] like that is crazy stream that is crazy that [ __ ] survived a goddamn rocket and did some [ __ ] like jedi [ __ ] like [ __ ] bro all right you wanna try

accuracy yo i guess we'll try this i mean let's [ __ ] god damn it oh i didn't get all that [ __ ] i got some of it though [ __ ] man ah please that's so good what excuse me i'm a little bit off today okay we don't need touch to reach repeat like 100 million times that's good good who's that beautiful guy singing oh just me nobody's special oh look at that we're coming in on a boat all right

boys we're coming in hot over the black ocean get out all right who did the super jump whoever you were you're awesome okay now this is that burst gun can we try it don't move i'm going to team call no i said don't move i want team killing okay okay no no no chill chill chill chill we can't team kill okay oh boy i'm getting hit guys i'm being hit from the club nice i'm just gonna

sneakily sneak all over here oh look at that there's a boat out there easter egg easter egg right there boys okay you know what that means was this water like an inch deep like it looks way deeper like where okay nope look i'm like i came and lay down in this water okay it shoots me in the head if i go out of bounds no shark surfing what this game no shark surfing yeah okay no problem

guy you only have sharks in the game we are being dominated get aggressive come in hey boys up here they come boy because this guy's a little bit off today he's coming to get his a pounded hey hey hey he pounding in his a whoa he found me boys yo come on now game help boys papa needs help oh i should just kept on shooting at you there little wiener you excuse me you yes you come

with me we're gonna go down this way yeah come with me boys i need some help over here because apparently you guys don't know where the enemy is because they're getting me killing me headshot suck it get out of here don't worry boys we got this no we don't go get in there what in the [ __ ] dick happened there how does he get all those shots you cheating ass [ __ ] all right apparently these people just have

goddamn i don't i don't [ __ ] know please stop shooting in my general direction oh boy this game awesome all right did i shoot down i don't understand how this game is even working but like this guy's camping get out of here you [ __ ] camp there all right guys watch this i guess i'm feeling better [ __ ] rxcd [ __ ] oh school style yeah yeah yeah that's what i'm saying they want to eat my tata that's right there are

bhs i agree wait oh god i just want to get the ark's cd over over there okey dokey i mean yeah i almost got him except there was nobody there okay well i see you now sucker this game is worse than this game is worse than bo3 [ __ ] who else agrees that this game is not that good actually this alpha is not that good i don't i don't know man i feel like some of these gun

fights like i don't understand why they're people are killing them like that like one hit like i don't really understand like what's the strongest gun that's a good question securing securing bravo alpha secured nicknames nope just me just close up enemy enemies okay where's the ak this one i'll work on this gun real quick i mean i like the colors like that looks like i wish i could destroy it though get out of here wow i

mean seriously that reload time is like horrible no why is there not sharks in the water to kill me these dabs need to add some sharks bro like don't be anywhere too long the sharks will eat you in miami oh [ __ ] boys i need some help why is my team nowhere near me please please just help me you guys are all campy it's not that not that important nope guys just me you died that was adorable

i don't want bravo i was just joking nope i don't want i don't want to smoke what was this a ladder no okay so joking all right wait a minute here i gotta change this all right so this aka this what damage range vehicles damage range all right that's good um um huh okay jesus ouch [Music] um okay can uh okay what's going on here why can't i join uh he's done what is that [ __ ] is

this game let me join fine let's retry that oh man what's up all right here we go oh pablo escobar my favorite cool welcome to miami look at all these cool openings i mean that's lit the opening is lit but the actual gameplay not really honestly i'm going to be honest with you i'm not [ __ ] impressed by any of this like it makes me feel first off like i'm playing okay execute this guy i just want

to see if there's an execution first off and then i want to try out this weak ass shotgun whoa they shooting i like how my team doesn't even talk either like that's another thing that just like [ __ ] bugs me the [ __ ] out like you all have mics but you don't talk like why you just not even used to buy a microphone then oh yeah this game yeah i don't really think i'm gonna be buying this game

i mean i feel like modern warfare is better graphics than this modern warfare you can kill people this game you legit just give hit markers look at that two shots with a shotgun in the back point blank like bruh hostile attack helicopter inbound now enemies like reza come disa you know what it's like yo jizzer i try this gun what i mean that is crazy too these guns are so weak [Music] i mean wait can i

execute this tool you [ __ ] please i just want to be a good streamer and not yell at my teammates and just try to do some good in this game but these guns are so damn broken shhh this grenade throwing thing has gotta stop too get em ronald mcdonald one of your jammers has been destroyed all right well it's safe to say that i think okay whatever [ __ ] you and your damn ass sniper rifle all right well

it's safe to say i think we're doing better with this gun wait here comes the moment of truth can i drive the car in the water we're gonna try to [ __ ] it apparently not will blow up where did this guy go we are not here to fail fight comrades nope a virus help me it's your boy diarrhea king you know maybe i just shouldn't hit like i should just like aim on my hip is what you

think can stream i don't get it am i doing something wrong here with my guns like how did you make a gun like that like what do i need to do to make a gun like op as [ __ ] like that huh and why is there james bond music playing all right we need to go and you know fix this gun here all right now we're going to take off the optic now we're gonna now we're just

gonna remove the optic yes gunsmith under barrel for grip murky one this one's so much better though all right and this thing is i don't know but whatever all right well i'm gonna make a realistic third score streak now because i can't hit any of those so we should just do like this artillery napalm napalm sounds like maybe very realistic any problem i guess i don't know okay my name is socket ah jeez [Music] okay thank

you stream for repeating everything i just said look at that 4.0 yeah [Applause] hey yeah that was me i kicked in the door you guys seen that [ __ ] that was dope right take the objectives yo what's up tricky hey it's tricky you can't go through that door nice try sucker there's no doors all right wait let's stick together group we're in the lead look we're going to do some cash everybody go to b is charlie i'll

go to base all right like how did that guy play like that like i don't okay your bum yo tricky tricky i'm saying these people are just stupid bro hey it's tricky can i jump up there nope got it no worries oh you got sniped twice oh i seen that guy i seen that you guys sniped got him god get him boys avenge puppy oh my god you got shotgun dude oh my god don't worry this

game is just broken no big deal this game is [ __ ] broken what gun is this the xm4 what hey tricky rock you're not rocking a tricky tricky tricky tricky tricky i like to eat diarrhea whoa you nasty you're a nasty one tricky yo do you guys like this game i hate it this is probably one of the worst call of duty's i've played in a long time this reminds me of [ __ ] world war two that's what

this [ __ ] reminds me of [ __ ] world war two broken ass guns she can't do anything cool in the game the grenades when you throw these grenades there's like a weird throw time like yo yeah losing bravo it's not one yet like how does he even see me before i even see him i don't think so my mans as the most cheap ass cheating ass [ __ ] [ __ ] i've seen forever you got automatic lock on headshot with that

come on guy i mean seriously who made this game this is bad very bad game like what what is this yeah the game is broken broken garbage fix your game fix your trash game [ __ ] this [ __ ] this game is ass bruh i hope the campaign is better than this look at this there's a light post down why is there a [ __ ] light pose down like come on game we're taking control hey who the [ __ ] designed you

sledgehammer i can make my sledgehammer games designed you i can see this game is garbage bro securing bravo bravo securing a if that didn't kill the guy either i'm gonna be like so annoyed like it didn't i mean joe not a fun or good game no thank you you will not receive my money thank god the south was free i'd be really annoyed if i bought this let me guess you just you got an awesome ass

head shot right yep i mean you must be that that amazing sniping nope you ain't gonna stop me punk bruh like you got rifle too no no no no no no no no yeah i know there's some devs playing this game the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] please tell me that this is not gonna be anything like the beta no it's just me bro because all i'm saying is like right you survived an ak-47 no [ __ ] way

okay guy like that too you can survive the shotgun i like it it's like every single thing to this person is like a [ __ ] stunned the fact that he even got two kills but that shotgun is amazing oh this game this game is so very bad true bruh like seriously what the [ __ ] are people camping for like you did the work of a nation this is a terrible terrible game black ops 4 was better than this

game like look at this non-realistic [ __ ] go ahead show them your skill yep oh yeah go ahead yep let's see it yup of course that because that's a hit yep of course shoot him in the shoulder that's a hit too i don't i don't get it [Music] this game is bad this game reminds me of black ops 4 which was trash uh i will not be playing this game i'll catch you guys later