Lock picker gets caught while opening a door
40sThe sudden confrontation and threat of violence create immediate tension and a strong 'what happens next?' reaction.
▶ Play Clip"Delivers on the promise of following a lock picker for a day, but padded with banter and tangents."
In this vlog-style video, the host follows a professional lock picker through a day of emergency calls, opening car doors and apartment locks. The video mixes practical lock knowledge with live confrontations, including a police case and a dispute over an apartment seized by a former owner.
The host plans to spend a day with a professional lock picker who runs the channel 'Collective'.
While opening an apartment, the resident arrives and threatens them, but the lock picker shows documents to prove legality.
Clients are often surprised when locks open quickly; some expect movie-style 2-minute openings, others are shocked when complex locks take an hour.
The lock picker opens a new BMW X7 through the cylinder lock without damaging the car, as the client requested.
Sometimes people cannot get home because someone inside doesn't respond; ambulance and police are usually called in those cases.
Safecrackers once used a crowbar with a spatula-like end, called a 'medvedka' (bear), to bend open safes.
The average job costs about 10,000 rubles; a skilled lock picker can earn between 20,000 and 50,000 rubles per day, depending on orders.
Entrance doors typically have a lever (suhvaldny) lock and a cylinder lock. The lever lock is strong, while the cylinder lock uses pins that align with the key.
The higher the lock's security class, the more modifications it has, meaning more time and tools are needed to bypass it.
For 40 safe deposit boxes from a bankrupt bank, the lock picker earned 170,000 rubles, working from 8 am to 4 pm.
Locksmith training is divided into four classes with video conferences; after graduation, there is 24/7 support from experienced masters.
A woman with a court order needs to open an apartment rented out by the bankrupt former owner; tenants refuse to leave.
If an apartment has multiple shareholders, opening requires consent from all of them or a court decision.
This video delivers an entertaining and surprisingly educational look at the locksmithing trade, blending practical know-how with real-world drama and legal complexities.
What are the two main types of locks on an entrance door?
Lever (suhvaldny) lock and cylinder lock.
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How does a cylinder lock work?
When the correct key is inserted, its notches raise the pins inside the cylinder to the right heights, aligning them so the cylinder can turn.
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What determines a lock's resistance to picking?
Its security class; higher class means more internal modifications, requiring more time and tools to bypass.
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What was the 'medvedka' used for?
It was a crowbar with a spatula end that safecrackers used to bend open safes.
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How much did the lock picker earn for opening 40 bank safe deposit boxes?
170,000 rubles.
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What is legally required to open an apartment when co-owners disagree?
The consent of all shareholders or a court decision.
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What is the price range for locks in stores mentioned in the video?
From 2,000 to 100,000 rubles.
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What is the typical daily income range for a lock picker?
20,000 to 50,000 rubles per day on paid jobs.
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Lock security comes from class, not design
Corrects a common misconception and gives a practical way to evaluate any lock.
12:51The medvedka: a historical safecracking tool
Shows the origins of the profession and how tools have evolved.
05:45Locksmith pricing and income potential
Reveals the business side: average 10k per job, up to 50k a day.
08:54Legal rules for shared apartments
Explains the legal barrier to opening when shareholders disagree.
35:34Lever vs cylinder locks
Provides a clear, accessible breakdown of common lock mechanics.
11:45[00:07] channel was called Collective. I wanted to watch one day of a lock picker . You understood, right? Is he a lock picker? Does he really pick his apartments, so there is probably some kind of set of rules under which he
[00:21] can hide the door. Let's go. Well, this will be interesting. Damn, the Collective channel is cool too, by the way . He is a professional lock picker. Now he is hiding someone's apartment,
[00:34] and everything was going well. So far, what does it mean that the one who lives in someone has not come to it far, what does it mean that the one who lives in someone has not come to it . Listen, what are you doing, [ __ ] hell,
[00:46] I'm going to sit you right on your [ __ ] ass right now . Understood? Here are the documents in What's going on? I can't understand. Is there assault or something going on? More than 40 years. I've seen a lot. I have lived in two countries.
[01:04] please subscribe to my Telegram. It is very important that you subscribe. I don’t know, maybe later Twitch from Watt Telegram so I can [ __ ] my crap there. There are pranks,
[01:18] subscribe. Here. Maybe later there will be something else instead of a cart. Come on, [ __ ]. Come on, let him come to me, [ __ ]. Oh, and in the morning? And in the morning I met with Georgy and
[01:33] people for This is what I am afraid of. I'm afraid that when , say, we agree on a stream with code 112, it will be something like this, only it will be on the stream. Well, that is, literally two big guys are walking
[01:47] and, well, just imagine, a little brat is walking, I’m 1,700 with a phone number, with a for whom there are no closed doors. Right now we are on our way to a call to return to a person the most precious thing
[02:00] return to a person the most precious thing he has. 32 m² on the outskirts of Moscow.
[02:15] stayed like this. Eh, how can I prove that this is his apartment? Living in a cold stairwell. I noticed that when people see how quickly you open it, they are surprised. What do they tell you? Well,
[02:30] tell you? Well, yes, there is such a thing, people, especially people are very surprised. And there are those who, on the contrary, you come to them, well, the lock is complicated, you sit there for an hour, sometimes you even sit on the lock. And we
[02:43] sometimes you even sit on the lock. And we thought, like in the movie, 2 minutes and it’s done. you do? Well, most of them smile, of course, and often ask the question: will it be like in the movie, naturally,
[02:57] your profession?” We talk there, for example, about emergency opening of locks. They're like, "A safecracker." A safecracker of the common people. Now we have a BMW autopsy of the 2023 BMW X7.
[03:14] The client asked to open all this through the cylinder, since the car is new. Good afternoon, the master is pleasant. Hello, hello.
[03:28] Who contacts you most often? He came out so small, and he gives such a paw. Oh, how sweet. The most common ones are probably the loss of keys. People lose their keys, or the keys break in the locks themselves and remain. There are different situations like this. I have
[03:43] n't seen a single person, except for those who drive VAZs, who can literally open their car with a key. Well, it’s exactly like this:
[03:56] known night light that we close at night . When dogs jump on turn it with their paws. It happens, yes. Well, probably when else can the battery die? . The battery will die, I'll see how you seal it.
[04:10] I'm telling you, I personally haven't seen anything like this , right? That is, except for some vases. That is, most often everything is simply on automatic locks, the central lock opens all the doors and that's it. Like, from the remote control there are such sad stories that
[04:23] people can’t get home because the person inside simply doesn’t answer, doesn’t react in any way. And then, naturally, you arrive at the scene, and there's an ambulance, you arrive at the scene, and there's an ambulance, and the police. And then you open it,
[04:35] but we try not to go there. After that we did our job, died there. What will happen? Yes, it will work. They closed the door for this, yes, to
[04:48] Hiding the castle is a very exciting process, but unfortunately, the law prohibits us from showing it. [ __ ], there is no theft at all. I don't give a [ __ ], they show everything. Why the [ __ ]? Essentially, the cars all open the
[05:02] car, if you open it through the cylinder, there is a specific possible to replace this tool with improvised means? I thought he would take a little pillow, push it between the front door like this
[05:16] , then pump up this pillow, the door would bend back, and he would take some handle. Well, in general, a professional tool cannot replace anything, that’s why it’s professional. There are just locks, he
[05:30] car is new. And I didn’t understand, does it have some kind of, well, negative connotation, like the door bends after all or something? Simple ones that can be opened with a paper clip, I tell you, or even more so with chewing gum. Hairpins,
[05:45] safety pins, everything that, well, this is purely for the simplest locks, naturally, when safes were still riveted, safecrackers used a tool called a medvedka. It was a crowbar, and at the end of the crowbar there
[06:00] was a kind of spatula. And with these shovels they simply bent the safe and simply bent the safe and opened it. And opened it. And the term "teddy bear" comes from the instrument "medvedka".
[06:17] Well, the alarm went off. I don't know what the reason was. They say that the children spilled water on the car alarm key . All covered in sand. Speak for now. [ __ ], people have a dog sitting in a cage.
[06:30] [ __ ] this alarm key. Well, here I am, well, I don’t understand. I understand that this happens to many people , but I don’t understand it. In terms of? And what? Car.
[06:43] At home with everyone. All sand. . Bye .
[06:57] In terms of? Are you [ __ ] nuts? Yes, we have just earned 18,000. There is a car there, how much does such a car cost? 10. A about his car. A big dog is not kept at home.
[07:12] Only if they were animal abusers. What the [ __ ] are you talking about ? I don't know. You [ __ ] people, I do n’t have to bend any doors or anything through the cylinder. n’t have to bend any doors or anything through the cylinder.
[07:27] opening the lock cleanly, that is, without damaging the lock. And there is a fandal castle. Well , here you go, the security guard decided , here you go, the security guard decided to open the door himself.
[07:44] That's a grinder over there, I understand, he was sawing. This is the same Chiza 353 lock that is expensive to open, because if you don’t open it clean, you’ll have to clean the door itself. Or people don't want to pay a certain
[07:56] cheapest craftsman, who doesn't know how to hold anything doesn't know how to hold anything in his hand except a drill. Or they call there, well, the Ministry of Emergency Situations because the Ministry of Emergency Situations will only open the door if the life of the person inside is in danger.
[08:10] I have a video about the Ministry of Emergency Situations, showing how they open. It's curved, naturally, and doesn't close. The frame, the wall, the door, the lock, it's [ __ ] gone. We will simply remove this lock, but the
[08:24] gone. We will simply remove this lock, but the door will 100% remain intact. We also installed this same castle for them, but I told them right away that this
[08:39] castle was one of the worst castles, but people didn’t want to pay for the castle itself right away. Their neighbor broke the key in the lock, and now they decided to change it completely. The price of the service depends on several
[08:54] factors. Lock model, lock brand, what is the lock's security category? Well, let's take 10,000 rubles as an average. There is one castle. You can earn from There is one castle. You can earn from 20 to 50,000 rubles. per day.
[09:08] What are you [ __ ] for, [ __ ]? What the [ __ ] is this amount? Well, this is on the condition that it has already been paid for. It's hard. What the [ __ ]? Advertising, of course. The day before yesterday I had a situation where I got
[09:22] a call at night, a girl was calling. Well, he says, the door closed, I’m busy, streaming, blam. You can just legally open doors, damn it, and have fun with the Matura lock. Well, this is a pretty serious lock.
[09:36] I say, the opening price, and, well, at night it’s a little more expensive, of course. And I hear it’s a little more expensive, of course. And I hear such tears and grief on the phone. what happened?" She: "Am I left without a job ? I have no money. I don't have that much
[09:52] money there, there is much less there." I say: "Don't cry," I say: "I 'll come now and help you." Well, I understood, in principle, what the problem was. I arrived, opened the door for her in 5 minutes, and left her the safe lock and the door. In the end,
[10:06] n’t take any money from her. And some, She And then she [ __ ] on you on TikTok, saying that Yes, we help people. Yes, the most expensive castle.
[10:21] No, well, he's a handsome man, he's a handsome man. Stories come in all shapes and sizes. It was Chiza, series fifty-seven, the so-called recoding lock. The man had to open it clean, and he had to do it all quickly. I
[10:35] do it all quickly. I picked up this order for 60,000 rubles. Because this is the kind of lock that if you start drilling it out, you will damage the door in 90% of cases , that's it, all the best. That's it , thank you very much. Call
[10:50] the complex to save. All the best. Water stadium. Water stadium. [ __ ], my door probably costs less than the lock, well, drilling it out, damn it. This is [ __ ] nuts
[11:06] . It's easier to just [ __ ] replace the new door. Look, replacing a lock in that area will cost 4,000 for labor plus the area will cost 4,000 for labor plus the lock itself. The price tag for locks there starts at
[11:19] 2,000 in the store and goes up to 100,000. It's just your wish. Whatever you want, we will supply it according to your financial capabilities. You might also be surprised by the range of prices for locks, but
[11:31] keyholes can conceal completely different mechanisms and levels of security. This is why their prices vary so much. Chances are, you have a strange pair of keys in your pocket right now that open your door. Long with a
[11:45] butterfly at the end and a flat short one. Why are there two of them and why are they so different? Typically, two locks are installed on the entrance door : a tumbler lock and a cylinder lock. The
[11:57] mortise lock is the strength and muscle of your door. Inside it has thick metal plates of a lever. This type of lock is difficult to knock out or break with force, because it has several thick bolts that hold the door. This is the one
[12:11] you most often close when you leave for a long time. If you think that this lock is enough for you, then your door is at risk. After all, the cam lock can be hidden with just one tool.
[12:23] Compared to this strongman, the cylinder lock is designed more intelligently. Inside it is a small replaceable mechanism, a cylinder or cylinder, which opens only when the key elements are precisely aligned. Inside the cylinder
[12:38] there are usually small pins on springs that point downwards. When we insert the key, the notches on the key raise the pins to a certain height. They line up in a row and the lock turns.
[12:51] But the reliability of a lock depends not on the design of its mechanism, but on its class. The higher the class, the more modifications there are inside the lock and the more expensive it is. This means that the more time, noise and tools the criminal will need.
[13:04] And for 100,000 a castle. What should he do? There, according to DNA, with, [ __ ], opening the door to break it. Does it matter to close the suck? Like, you matter to close the suck? Like, you stick your dick there, and he comes out of here like a dick. Is
[13:18] the door a single turn or two? Yes, of course it does, because each Yes, of course it does, because each turn of the lock has its own code, uh, set of codes. If you open the first turn, let's say, in roughly 5
[13:30] minutes, then the second turn will also take you 5 minutes. Therefore, naturally, the hidden. Have you ever had bank vaults, safe deposit boxes, or anything like that? There were safe deposit boxes. The bank either
[13:44] went bankrupt or something was done to it. They disposed of it all, but they wanted to see what was inside. Suddenly there is something left. Well, I'll tell you, they have such locks there that if you don't know where to drill, you won't shoot anything. As
[13:56] some people say: "It's easier for me to cut through a safe with a grinder, it's cheaper. If documents and all your money will burn inside." For these 40 cells I took 170,000 rubles. order. What the [ __ ] do you mean, they'll burn, [ __ ]? Why the [ __ ]
[14:12] should they burn? 70,000 rubles It was from 8:00 am to 4:00 am, it’s easier for me to cut the safe with a grinder. And what the [ __ ] is wrong with the sparks? You [ __ ] people are like that, of course, do you have sparks that instantly
[14:25] burn everything out or something? Have you ever used a grinder, damn it? . For these 40 cells I took 170,000 rubles. You Ya Yes, it’s not so harsh there that as soon as some kind of spark gets there, that’s it,
[14:39] Nothing works for me like that. One order from morning to 4 pm. The orders came one after another. We came and went, and people still lost their keys. It could be from welding, right? Because
[14:54] there is a direct source of fire right there. My friend, who had already studied at this school before me, introduced me to this profession. When we started talking, I became interested in it. So, in nature, sparks do not have an immediate
[15:07] sparks hit the skin, even the hair there is not burned. But they don't understand this. They think it's completely [ __ ] up. The question is like, how much can I cut with this grinder? Well , yeah, I guess I'd have to cut this with a grinder for a really long time. Then he
[15:20] brought me to the school teacher. We came to an agreement and I started studying. And right from the first grade I understood that this was my thing, I was interested in it. The learning process is divided into four classes. If you cut them for a long time, they will burn.
[15:35] Who forbids you to do this intermittently ? Or are you [ __ ] grinding away with an angle grinder until the metal starts melting? What the [ __ ] are you talking about? Well, apparently, if you don't know, don't [ __ ] say it. Many of those in the chat who have worked with an angle grinder
[15:49] obviously understand what I'm talking about: one grinder won't do any good. remains constant. Each class has different locks with different security levels. All this takes place in the format of either a video conference
[16:04] or a specific video call with the teacher. Later, during the exam, you just sit at home, roughly speaking, or somewhere there, where the hell did you open a safe, right? Proof or air is
[16:19] not required. It seems to me that I opened it. Prove that you didn't open it. Do you hear me, skinny? You, dude, are a professional in the video . I understand that he is a professional, guys, but this is so expensive. Well, for me, lock hiding services, well
[16:34] , yes, they are probably somewhat complicated, nothing special , but when the amount goes over 60,000 rubles. for the visit and replacement, the question arises of the rationality of the expenditure, because it is cheaper to install a new door . Do you understand what I mean? Open
[16:48] it somehow and then simply replace the door with another one, which will have a lock. Well, that is, this is some kind of [ __ ], that is, the sums are just pizzas. My sister recently forgot her keys, the guy came and said: "2,000 rubles. He, the bastard, smashed the
[17:03] entire cylinder, smashed the door, cut himself, and smeared blood all over the wall." Well, that is, he’s like, “Twenty, [ __ ] hell, come on,” he says. That is, well, some kind of astronomical amounts, you know what I mean? Oh well. So he says to the girl:
[17:18] "4,000 work, no value." Well, this is some kind of [ __ ] to me. Like this professional or you are not. You name one fix, let's say, 7,000 rubles. and you don't able to open everything. Only here you can open it quickly, there it’s slow, for example,
[17:33] but you have a fix, and here it also depends on the lock. [ __ ]. This is a man without money. He got such an apartment, that's it , what are you going to do, well, walk around without pants [ __ ]. Well, for me it's a bit too much, to be
[17:47] some kind of cool castle. You're all sneering at me now, but there is some kind of limit, right, like cost, like the work and hiding the lock can cost more than the door itself with that lock.
[18:00] Razhi put a vice on himself. If he has an hourly fix, then there are no questions. You set the lock, open the lock, record it all on video, send it to the teacher, and he watches it.
[18:12] the safe, a closed space, the temperature there builds up from the sparks. Clothes might melt or catch fire or she What do you have in your safe, [ __ ]? Clothes are stored in the closet. You're going to tell me, [ __ ], about a safe now, and you're going to
[18:26] tell me that a safe is a vacuum there. And these are the ones who told me. I swollen." They started telling me: “Well, it’s warm there, it’s hot there, and that’s why it’s swollen.” There's a [ __ ] vacuum there. Where did you put it? What is the vacuum level in a safe? moves you
[18:42] on. Well, my battery swelled up and nothing burned in the safe. Although there were such [ __ ] spots that So think about it. In fact, no one has ever visited this school.
[18:56] Because it’s a vacuum, you might say. No, because there is no end to these locks coming out, which you are constantly learning. That is, after, so to speak, finishing the fourth year, we have 24/7 support, there is a group
[19:13] where there are masters who have been working in locks for 30-20 years their entire lives. If you don’t know always advise and help you. Well, there's been a lull. It seemed that our adventure ended there. A sudden call changed everything.
[19:29] Our heroes were worried. This challenge was different from others. She was involved in the case don't have door 300. Police. Well, here's the plan of action. If he opens the door now, well, the police won't mind, but let this guy, the
[19:45] First, you unscrew the cylinder. We'll just unscrew the cylinder and that's it. run away. Damn it, why are they always dressed like some kind of criminals? Just
[19:59] imagine. Well, it was possible to dress somehow, yes, so that it would be just normal, right? So you're a [ __ ] neighbor. The first thing you see is that some [ __ ] idiot comes in with a drill, wearing a [ __ ] cap, sitting in all black, hiding the door
[20:13] . What the [ __ ] is this? In broad daylight, he came to drill. I understand that it’s convenient, but somehow, well, some lighter clothes, like, you know, in a coat. And no one will think that you came to
[20:27] hide the door for fun. Got it? You just pull out the nakhtura and that's it. You have a patron who Purchase and sale agreement, bankruptcy. It just looks like they're, you know, some FSB guys. Someone's face was blurred, he's standing there in a Horton jacket or
[20:42] it's Underarmore with a blurred face, the other one is wearing a cap, his face isn't showing, they're heading out to break down the door. I think it's a terrible piece of crap.
[20:54] This is the kind of fun content you need. Yes, and will be. She showed us the documents and the court order. It turned out that the former owner, after going bankrupt and
[21:08] selling the apartment at auction, rented it out . Yes. Yes, yes. Yes. In my apartment, the old owner, the previous owner, rented out the apartment without my knowledge, at a time when the ownership had already been transferred. Now she's such a businesslike woman, to be honest.
[21:24] businesslike people. People live for free. I ca to change mind you. I have already written a statement. The local police officer refused to come to the scene. That's why
[21:38] And how the [ __ ] did they sell the apartment ? Well, somehow, and all these guys [ __ ] live there. What the [ __ ] is this? Do n't know. He didn't explain to me the reasons for his behavior. Whatever you like
[21:52] . Ah, yes, okay, thank you. Let's go change the locks. You see, the police are powerless. Remember, drive the residents out of there. And even if it's God knows who. No joke, that's [ __ ] how it
[22:09] works. In some cases, they can't just kick your roommate out of get this joke. I heard this somewhere. Are won't come to me. They don't need it, they have enough of their own things to do
[22:22] . They need to catch crooks. But they do n’t, I’m telling you, I have no legal protection whatsoever, I only have hope for the guys. Let's go. Do
[22:42] Is there a court order? Everything is there. We arrived at this apartment and started to break down the door. [ __ ], the content is about to start flowing. That's all. No, no one is there, they wo
[22:54] all. No, no one is there, they wo n’t open their
[23:22] [ __ ]. I had it, I was, in short, nine or 10 years old. My parents, oh my God, left me there for 5 minutes, in short, they walked away. I know that it was illegal to do that, but I was little,
[23:35] playing on the computer, or at least I was 11. In short, I was a baby, they left me for a little while. At this time, some [ __ ] came and started knocking on the door, yelling at the handle and pulling something. And I, [ __ ], hear this
[23:49] dick, I'm home alone, and she's screaming and tugging at my handle , [ __ ]. And I'm like, "What the [ __ ]?" I'm calling my mom. Mom, there's some kind of scum here. Well, I'm not a scumbag, of course, I said. Mom, there's someone knocking at the door. I was so scared. It's
[24:04] really scary, guys. What were you yelling about? I don't know. The parents arrived, we saw her "Girl, where are you trying to break into?" He says: "Where to?" To my [ __ ] apartment. He says, "Where to?" To my [ __ ] apartment. He says, which one of his? In short, this crayfish
[24:19] got the wrong entrance. Well, someone, apparently, a neighbor or my which is in the apartment, well, you know, the vestibule, a Soviet-era apartment, well, it’s like a vestibule door and there’s an apartment forward and an apartment to the left. Well,
[24:34] she opened the first door, and in the second one she [ __ ] my apartment, [ __ ] with all her might. He's like, "Excuse me, please, I think it was the locks that were changed." it was the locks that were changed." Well, there's
[24:52] . Today, thank God, is November 9th, and I rented my apartment. How much time will we have to hide ? Plus or minus, plus or minus quickly,
[25:07] , it seems . yes, of course, unravel quickly and I’ll get through quickly.
[25:20] Well, he was like: "Who are you?" Like: "Why the [ __ ] would I slip through? Go ahead and open it slip through? Go ahead and open it ."
[25:32] So I won't be in this fight. We need to leave immediately. Op. this kind of [ __ ] were happening in my treatment cage, I would be the first one to shoot through the peephole, thinking: “Oh, a
[25:45] [ __ ] conflict.” And I would look, and look, and look. I [ __ ] love this so much. [ __ ] bar somewhere there. There was always some kind of pizza going on there at night watch the content. There was something there where some guy was yelling, yelling,
[26:00] yelling. Another guy arrived in a Lada 7, two guys got out, hit him in the headlights, threw something at his windshield, [ __ ] hell, it was a real delivery. And he was stuck, he couldn't get away, [ __ ], and then they hit him with a stone in the rear window, and he
[26:14] [ __ ] freaked out. In short, damn, this kind of content worked. There is no night latch. Have you checked? She doesn't even carry anything else
[26:30] . The bottom one is open. Upper. So, that'll be 100,000 from you. I don't see you at all, square.
[26:43] the door was locked. on the night latch. That is, this is the night light latch that closes so much inside the apartment. At that moment, the former owner of the apartment, who turned out to be bankrupt, literally ran into the entrance. On
[26:57] my apartment occurs. So, some kind of [ __ ] is happening, a raider takeover of my apartment. Look here, please, raiders, raiders, [ __ ], they're destroying my 2v2 tent, [ __ ].
[27:18] apartment. What the [ __ ] are you talking about, you're you talking about, you're finished now. Here. And I fix, on fixation. Attracted by video shooting.
[27:31] Uh, so, I attracted people who are now hiding my end for you too. Apartment. Here you are. Yes. Everything in fact, accordingly.
[27:44] I demand that the court take action against I demand that you did not communicate with Gleb. Chko condemn the evidence. I already made an extract from the house register, it
[27:58] says: “You, your sons and I, together with the grandmother and the child.” What are you doing? We will all live well together. Let's. And this is my husband. I promise you. Family of madmen. create such living conditions. You
[28:14] tell him: “Give you the documents, stands there, she has documents with a court order, everything in full. That is, it is complete. It happened to me like that. My sister and I
[28:26] were tired after the flight. Late at night we were walking home, confused about the house, not to mention the entrance, went up to the floor and started opening the door with our key. The old woman opened the door and was simply shocked that some people were trying to open the door. Ooh.
[28:43] What kind of voice is this? He's [ __ ] awesome. Yes, a new voice. I saw such porn that you pee here. The old woman opened the door and said, "Come The old woman opened the door and said, "Come on in, what the hell are you doing? The old woman is 100 years old. Sasha,
[28:57] you didn't say you were a jeweler. She's noticing the apartments, we'll live together." Va va your spouse your spouse then I'll tell you this your spouse Wow
[29:13] put you right on your ass right now, [ __ ] . Understood? Why the [ __ ] would you touch me with your hand like a belly again? Now the price tag is going up. 10,000 for the sake of keeping an eye on the nadeba. 60,000 hide lock. 10,000 to keep. I'll put you on your
[29:28] ass, do you understand? Get out here with your legs, brother, you here with your legs, brother, you beast. If you troll me again, I'll stick it in. Then the tenant of the apartment came running and started to tell us sharply that he was
[29:42] just a friend and that he wasn’t even renting the apartment. Stick a screwdriver into the tummy, another 15 flies from above. Do
[29:54] you live with this person? And who are you? Dre, [ __ ], you say everything. Well, and then because he... What difference does it make to you? How is his comrade? What the [ __ ] are you guys doing? Your money competition mass, which you great
[30:09] great man lives with me. Vyrete Judging by the earrings, by the way, it is quite possible that she could be someone close to him. The market is The hand began, so to speak, to
[30:25] practically let go of its grip. Well, naturally, emotions overwhelmed me. No, you can't do it everywhere at home, damn. That's five bald guys in one frame. Understood. You and one woman with a candybober.
[30:39] You won't do anything. You won't do it, young man. You won't I'm not touching you with my fingers. Six. Okay, six bald ones. This is if there are Six. Okay, six bald ones. This is if there are very bad ones with me.
[30:51] Why didn't you allow yourself to touch me with your fingers? Because Why does he allow himself to do this? Now you will have it here, guys. I have been like this in my life for over 40 years. I have seen a lot, I have lived
[31:05] in two countries. Ohuno. Thanks for telling me. I know in both five and ten countries, I have three higher educations. I lived in two countries, worked nine jobs, and earned a lot of money. But this is the
[31:20] first time I've seen this in Russia. I have seen a lot of things in this life. But there is such trash here that you show them documents, and they don’t believe you. show them documents, and they don’t believe you. They have a police, they have a [ __ ] conflict again. Well
[31:32] They have a police, they have a [ __ ] conflict again. Well , maybe that's enough. And she has a jeep in Moscow, damn. And now she'll get behind the wheel, [ __ ], and you'll fly out of here. There is no police presence. There is
[31:44] no police presence at the moment. And illegal actions are being carried out to seize I swear, when a woman slapped me , I was standing with a sosovod on the street, and the sosovod was talking roughly like this. Girl, you are doing it now, you
[31:59] understand. We had a little argument, but then everything feeling fine. I told this story. Some random chick just came up to me, [ __ ], and just in front of the two of us, there
[32:11] [ __ ]. I firmly say that he... What's going on? I can't understand. Is there some kind of physical violence going on here or what?
[32:23] just wasn’t Max? No, Max then flew out and chased her to the end of the street. That she is scum? And before that we were standing with Glem. Then I got a slap in the face, b, climbed the fence,
[32:38] I say, and Max flew out and started yelling just get out of here, [ __ ]. That's [ __ ] up. I've seen it, damn it. Who gave him the right to do this?
[32:50] damn it. Who gave him the right to do this? And these local police officers and so on. Ohul. You are committing illegal acts. You're smoking in the entryway, [ __ ]. And they will need the
[33:03] FSB and Obeka. He'll take care of me. FSB and Obeka. You're [ __ ], woman. The FSB is already on stream, they're already on their way. And they scared me. And I also got into big money.
[33:21] . While you're at it, this [ __ ] apartment,
[33:33] Where are you going? We need to wait for the police. We're waiting for her downstairs. opens outward. This is the arrangement. That is, if this door
[33:45] will collide with each other. That is, here it is necessary somehow for one of the apartments to have a Look at the situation. There is some kind of, well, like, I don’t know, a regulation or something, how doors should be installed, because in the event of
[33:58] some kind of fire problem, well, it’s some kind of [ __ ] up mess. Close it, come on. Okay, let's see who closes how. Yes, now we'll see how it closes . There will be video recording now,
[34:11] Let's figure it out now. Yes. and they can’t remove this one. 2 hours of filming, armless on
[34:23] filming, armless on armless. Change the locks. Put the alarm here. Now I'll connect the panic button, damn it, to dance next. With my somehow incomprehensible husband. A
[34:41] somehow incomprehensible husband. A week later this woman called me. and says that the new lock needs to be opened . . She found a company that evicts people.
[34:53] She found a company that evicts people. In what way? Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet. Tiru you begin to live with them.
[35:08] moved out. Ah, just imagine. Stop. Okay, that's not what I thought. They move into this apartment and start living with them. In general, the problem of shareholders in the apartment
[35:20] is the biggest problem regarding the opening. If, for example, someone received an inheritance, a brother, a sister, two relatives, cease to be relatives. And if one of the shareholders is against
[35:34] opening the apartment, we do not have the right to open it only by a court decision. This means that the consent of all apartment shareholders is required. Afterwards everything is happy. Okay , goodbye. Goodbye. I want a link to your channel.
[35:48] you have a business card? There is no business card. businesslike mademoiselle, of course. [ __ ] her. This is something from the seventies, [ __ ]. Well, the team, the team on YouTube is such a
[36:04] Well, the team, the team on YouTube is such a real leak. Yes. [ __ ], I don't know, the group's videos are just a complete mess. I give it a like. She still
[36:19] needs some beer. No, she needs a glass like that, you know, a martini of some kind in her hand. Like this to the left, and she will stand like this. I need a link to your channel. I need a link to your channel. Yes, give a little bit of a crown.
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