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Bratishkin Reacts: Women's Logic Never Ceases to Amaze

0h 50m video Published Mar 12, 2026 Transcribed Aug 1, 2026 М Моменты Братишкина
Beginner 22 min read For: Fans of Russian YouTube reaction content and anyone interested in satirical takes on gender stereotypes and dating arguments.
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"The title accurately describes a reaction to absurd 'women's logic' clips, but 50 minutes are padded with repetitive rants and crude jokes."

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Bratishkin, a Russian YouTube commentator, reacts to a montage of clips featuring women making contradictory and illogical statements about relationships, money, work, and education. The video is a crude, profanity-laden satire of 'women's logic,' using reaction shots and personal commentary to poke holes in double standards around dating, clubs, finances, and household labor. While framed as entertainment, it repeatedly touches on genuine social asymmetries between men and women.

[00:06]
Contradictory Desires

The host opens by mocking the idea that women want a man to be faithful and exclusively devoted while also not wanting to be tied down. He presents this contradiction as the essence of 'women's logic.'

[03:25]
Dating Risks: Extreme Asymmetry

The video compares risks on dates: women fear being drugged, manipulated, or attacked, while men's risks are trivialized to 'she will eat the salad at his expense.' The host sarcastically highlights the absurd gap.

[04:36]
Marriage as a Material Risk

A clip warns that a man risks public mockery if his wife's past is revealed, and a divorce could cost him 50% of his assets. The host calls this a 'real bank' compared to other supposed risks.

[07:19]
Club Double Standards

A woman asks why girls in relationships can go to clubs but guys cannot. The host claims women go to show off outfits, while men go to 'slip something into women's glasses,' presenting this as a crude social reality.

[13:40]
The Gadget Paradox

Reacting to the question 'how many gadgets replace a woman?', the host jokes that a hand replaces everything from relationships to household chores. He notes the double standard: women are compared to washing machines, men to rubber penises.

[21:41]
Paying Rent Is Not 50/50

A woman claims that if a man pays for groceries and rent, the couple is 'living 50/50.' The host calls this delusional, arguing that covering basic needs means you are being supported, not splitting costs.

[23:17]
Defining 'Support'

The host cites a dictionary definition: to support someone means to give them the means to live. Therefore, paying for rent and food is support, not an equal partnership.

[35:28]
Working Women as a Green Flag

The host comments that a woman who works is a 'green flag' and says he pays attention to ordinary working women — waitresses, delivery girls, cleaners — pushing back on the idea that men only notice models.

[40:20]
Children Are Not a Favor

When a woman lists 'giving my husband children' as something she offers a man, the host retorts that having children is a human responsibility, not a service or a counter-pick in a relationship negotiation.

[46:22]
The School Quiz Collapse

The video ends with a compilation of women failing basic school questions: a rectangle has three angles, a meter has 89 centimeters, the Mona Lisa was painted by Leonardo DiCaprio, and a car going 80 km/h takes 10 minutes to travel 80 km.

The video is a blunt and often juvenile reaction to clips of women making illogical statements, but beneath the crudeness it repeatedly exposes real double standards in dating, finances, and household expectations. It serves as both entertainment and a raw commentary on gender relations.

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According to the host, what does it mean to 'support' someone?

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To give someone the means to live.

23:17

What answer did a woman give for the number of angles in a rectangle?

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Three.

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How many centimeters did one woman say are in a meter?

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89.

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Who did a woman name as the painter of the Mona Lisa?

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Leonardo DiCaprio.

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How many chromosomes did a woman claim a person has?

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47.

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How many kilograms are in a centner?

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100 kilograms.

48:15

A car is going 80 km/h; how long does the video's quiz-taker say it takes to travel 80 km?

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10 minutes (correct answer is 1 hour).

48:59

What does the host say a working woman represents?

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A 'green flag.'

35:28

What reason does one woman give for being unfaithful?

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Her partner was 'an old version of himself' the day before.

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What is the host's rebuttal to 'all men are the same'?

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Then all women are the same too.

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💡 Key Takeaways

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The Dating Risk Asymmetry

It frames a core double standard: women fear for their safety while men's risks are trivialized to buying a salad.

03:25
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Paying Rent Is Not 50/50

The host challenges a popular relationship claim with a simple logical test, making the point memorable.

21:41
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Defining 'Support'

A dictionary-style definition is used to ground the financial argument, giving the rant a rare moment of rigor.

23:17
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Working Women as a Green Flag

Amid the crude jokes, this reveals the host's actual value judgment and pushes back on classist dating assumptions.

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The School Quiz Collapse

Confidently wrong answers (89 cm in a meter, three angles in a rectangle) expose the ignorance the channel is satirizing.

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[00:06] . Look, women's logic never ceases to amaze. Sexist. Sexist. I'm turning it on. I'll see what Vanches threw in here. Do I want to be alone? No, of course he does. Look at her. Do

[00:19] I want to be married? Of course he does. Look at her too. Also no. How is that possible? I'm not Drela, zero whom I will see whenever I feel like it. At the same time, so that

[00:32] he would not be sleeping somewhere in the country at this time and would be sure only of me. Yes. What the [ __ ] is this? This is some kind of a dick. Do you hear? I don't want that. [laughs] not sleeping with anyone else or dating, that's [ __ ]. Would

[00:46] you like to sit on two well-known chairs at once? It is, of course, so feminine to want something incomprehensible. Or love dough with meat, but hate dumplings. Yes. Only one thing in this world is capable of such contradictions, inconsistencies, falsehood and dishonesty. Women's logic.

[01:07] sexist [ __ ] again. Well, look, the whole channel with reactions, that's all they watch. Well, he's a sexist, a loser. Hello, friends. As we all know, women's logic is all-encompassing, so I had enough material for this video, and I

[01:20] that I had already made a video on this topic. You must admit, this would be blasphemy on my part, for this is a wonderful miracle. These women of the moment, their logic simply never Okay, let's look at the dumb, not the woman moments. I want to see the blockheads. I

[01:34] sometimes it even seems to me that it is quite capable of developing into a severe form of dementia. [ __ ] , women are stupid. Pregnant. Come on, pile this [ __ ] base on top of you and lose your effectiveness. What to do?

[01:55] I'm pregnant, but I don't want to give birth and lose my virginity. What to do? virginity. What to do? Mm, just like this. Alexander Drus. Giving birth through the ass, I probably don’t know what to do. Dance the

[02:09] helped me in such situations. In short, as you understand, today we will analyze several such deviant, illogical statements that correlate with stupidity, and we will start, perhaps, with How can you not hear it? I made pizza so loudly

[02:21] men really think that once we love them , we will love them forever? No, we're not like that [laughter] [laughter] what the [ __ ] is this? Where can such a

[02:34] jerk be born? We think that if you hadn't filmed such idiotic stuff, if you hadn't revealed yourself one day, then perhaps, yes, you would have loved it. Seriously? I do you liked. What? I didn't

[02:46] How is this even connected? What does eternal love from you and your personal upgrades have to do with it? You see, what an illogical chain of thought. He's talking about himself, . I'm like, I won't love you

[02:58] kind of psychologists do you need to go to in order to come to such a conclusion? Is those who perform labotomy during a session or something? Explain. Mom, I'm not sad. Like, you're unfaithful because you [ __ ] me yesterday, and

[03:13] yesterday I was an old version of myself, you know? Pack your things, [ __ ]. Well can also come up with the idea that I don’t know, your internet works properly. Well, you, [ __ ] hell, don't come up with things that much .

[03:25] on dates. Okay, let's do it. So, the risks for men and women on a date. What could it be? What are the risks for men? Torn ass. First risks. A woman may run into a married man, she may run into a pick-up artist, she

[03:41] will . So. They'll give you something to drink, and then you might have to spend a month recovering with a psychologist after some charming manipulator. Risks for men. She will eat the salad at his expense. Yes. So.

[03:55] She will eat the salad at his expense. Yes. So. Actually, I feed salads exclusively to women for this purpose . fed salads, because I think that they will give me some. Because why the [ __ ] did I

[04:08] buy this salad? Are you [ __ ] scum? Risks for men. I'm listing it for you now. You , you will give her money, she will live with you wonderfully, then you will post a photo with her, marry her, and the whole Internet will say that she was

[04:23] having fun on webcam, and everyone will laugh at you and call you a cookie, [ __ ]. Months at the Vo fight club. This has never happened before. [ __ ], this is for a man? This is No, this is not Bumycha, it was time to

[04:36] It was about the comedian being a woman and then marrying her. This is really in the bank, not m. And after the divorce, by the way, you can take another 50%. So think about it, [ __ ] hell, the risks are the same for both sexes, [ __ ]. It's

[04:49] not that you crossed it, it's just a laughing matter . A trifling danger. Just judging by her, frankly, inspiring speech, what a [ __ ] woman , she's [ __ ] nuts, she's sitting there in her [ __ ] Thailand,

[05:01] [ __ ] sitting there, giving [ __ ] advice to [ __ ] TikToker kids. And then these kids come in, [ __ ] talk, I don’t know, [ __ ] a woman and then marry her. This is a real bank, not what you crossed. This is so kurm

[05:13] nasmezh. A trifling danger. Just judging by her, frankly, inspiring [laughter] speech. Women are contraindicated, it turns out that it’s better for her not to show herself in public places. And then the risks are also approximately the

[05:26] miniskirt, you can essentially encounter exactly the same thing. And , and take you to the forest. The probability is higher, by the way. They check it out, because among the [ __ ] idiots, uh , males, it's like, I don't

[05:42] probably. And right now, are your crazy manipulator might break into your house. Be on guard. I'm serious, no. Nobody... I'm thinking that if I run down the street with a bare penis,

[05:55] the police will probably react to me. Although this is also strange [ __ ]. I dumped it for myself. I want you to take your balls out too . What is this? This is my [ __ ] wish. That's right, [ __ ]. Well, I have the right to wear whatever the [ __ ] I want. What

[06:10] market? And some policemen will catch me and put me in jail. This is some kind of [ __ ], guys. This is a violation of my constitutional rights and freedoms. Well, you see, there are some moral standards, and we live by them. Clothing standards, standards for

[06:25] something else. We live by them because we are a [ __ ] society, and society approves or disapproves. Here's something in case anyone doesn't understand. So if you

[06:37] were somewhere in a tribe in Africa, then walking around with bare breasts, yes, God, please, walk around. Nobody will tell you anything . Well, if you're in a megalopolis called Moscow, well, be kind, damn, well, dress somehow normally, probably

[06:49] one walking around here, right, damn? And if you can’t see it, what can’t you see? If you can't see it, no one will take you. He won't listen now. But to go to a club, crap. This is a good thing, it is necessary. Why are girls allowed to go to clubs

[07:03] even if they are in relationships, but guys have no business there? Hey there , brother. Thank you for making my mood better. Well, on the contrary, in in my chat will agree with me now. Usually, [ __ ], in my opinion, women are forbidden, but men are

[07:19] seems real to me. Come on, let me write. Why are girls allowed to go to clubs even if they are in relationships, but guys have no business there? First of all, for play. And I understood. This is the only thing

[07:35] I noticed, this feminine importance, which, well, you’re recording a video. And in order to pretend that you're doing something, and not a [ __ ] useless piece of [ __ ] for society , you need to paint a spruce tree. If you don't paint your hair, you're

[07:51] simply unsubscribing from your status as a TikToker woman . Nobody will listen to you , nobody will watch you. As a woman, you are obliged to say something, usually some [ __ ], and smear your face. All. Well, pretending to be

[08:07] busy with something, damn. Oh, and one more thing, take some dick. The dumber the object, the better. And put a buttonhole on it like this. And sit like this, put a buttonhole on it like this. And sit like this,

[08:23] smear the yenik and talk into the slipper. Like this . Moreover, I have already met such men too . I say, "[ __ ], put a . I say, "[ __ ], put a [ __ ] lapel mic on yourself, [ __ ] put

[08:35] it on. It's specially made to touch your body. The sound is better that way. what's he doing in a club? Why the [ __ ] are you putting on makeup if you're already [ __ ] stupid with makeup on? Men were created for work, not

[08:50] for fun. That's why I'm telling you, it's a simulation of the fact that we're What is he supposed to do? Who's doing this? Something's Excuse me, but what the hell created men for work and women for

[09:03] clubs? What the hell are you even talking about? Well, that's obvious. You're probably not a pagan, right? What's a man supposed to do in a club? Well, first of all, let's do it this way . Man, what do you mean, what? Put something in women's glasses and that's all.

[09:16] If you're a man and you If you didn't slip something to another woman at a club, then you're a useless person to society. [ __ ], everyone's done it. I did it three times. He be a bartender, a waiter, or a stripper. Or maybe a part-timer?

[09:29] No, that doesn't apply to bartenders . Or waiters either. tracking your own game, if you understand me correctly. That's why it's not to earn extra money, guys do too. Secondly, girls have the option

[09:42] What kind of outfit is that? Are you wearing your dad's tire? What the [ __ ] is this? I don't get it, [ __ ]. I don't care about clothes, of course, [ __ ], semi-slick dresses, swear. Men don't have that option. What is a man's

[09:56] or something? It's some kind of bodysuit. I don't understand what that's called. It should only be -shirts. So it turns out that since you wanted to dress up, you have to go to the club, so to speak, to show yourself off.

[10:08] suddenly feeling like a mannequin? Go stand in the window and just stand there. Let them in a relationship, you'll go show off your outfit to everyone, only to have them take it off anyway. But we girls have a ton of evening

[10:22] gowns, dresses, skirts that need to be shown off somewhere. What's , otherwise I don't understand how she understood that they need to be shown off. club, you were planning to show off something else. Don't you think so?

[10:37] Well, in general, for girls, it's a ritual to get together somewhere, go out together, hang out with friends, put on bright makeup, which can only be done at a club or before bed, just to flush.

[10:49] [ __ ] these [ __ ] demanding women . And the next point is that we go And that's what we call it now. First have a good time, then dance. Well, I get it. And the girls actually go dancing.

[11:03] Great. I've seen so many videos of girls walking and dancing in shocked. [ __ ] shocked. Yeah, we believe it, of course. What else is there to do in that club go ahead and jerk off. And your hi guy sits at work, works and doesn't show himself.

[11:18] Although, maybe I'm being unnecessarily picky here, because at the beginning she said that guys have nothing to do in the club Yeah, that's it, I'm already fed up with these clubs . women, and So, nothing terrible can happen to her there. There's just

[11:31] one thing. This worldview is a complete dump. Ugh, [ __ ] pointy-toed shoes. I'm going to watch, [ __ ]. What a mother she is. Okay, let her bring her pointy- toed shoes, [ __ ]. Eh,

[11:47] this is [ __ ] [ __ ]. This whole thing is so [ __ ] anti-sts. It's like putting on a complete triangle bra. This one from the seventies, which... Everyone understands perfectly well why such places exist and why people go to them. You

[12:00] of taste means? It's ass-fucking-bullying [ __ ] . Going to a village disco and in clubs just for the sake of decency, if that's what it's all about. It's a kind of beginning of foreplay. Therefore, such a show, in short, a club is a place where people gather, [ __ ], in order to

[12:15] potentially... yeah, that doesn't mean everyone goes there, of course not. This place, it's dirty in its own right. that it's a club. It's all, like, it's just people's fault that they've ruined it so much, that's all. Natik

[12:29] in the toilets, in short. Well, it's [ __ ] filth. Basically, going there is, well, potentially running into trouble. And not only a woman, but a man will come there, God forbid you accidentally hook up with some woman, and this idiot is

[12:44] standing there. This is my chick, you touched her, you'll get [ __ ] . How many guys died in these clubs? I mean, well, well, for me, for me, the clubs are full of animals, everything like that. Yeah, I might go there myself sometimes, but that's if there's no

[12:58] take a [ __ ] somewhere. I had that happen, [ __ ], I'll say it again, it was [ __ ], I'll say it again, it was such a shock. I personally [ __ ] hate clubs. I such a shock. I personally [ __ ] hate clubs. I respect bars. Bars are more of a

[13:11] respect bars. Bars are more of a higher status thing, you know, you go to a bar You come specifically to drink. This doesn't mean that there's no one in the bars. 100%, probably. It's just that the atmosphere is calmer there. There are

[13:25] n't these [ __ ] [ __ ], these alpha-pickup artists, these suckers with lips like that. You know? Well, it's like this is for more mature people. A bar is for the intelligentsia. You know, everyone is kind, positive, everyone is sitting, drinking,

[13:40] then they all get drunk, they start talking to each other. It's [ __ ] amazing. I mark this statement as illogical, as, in fact, the following one. How many gadgets have been created to replace one woman?

[13:53] So, what's the question? Before Alina came into my life, I replaced a woman with my hand for [ __ ] years. Well, and with this same hand I washed, and vacuumed, and hung out the laundry. My hand, [ __ ], is a counter-pick to any

[14:07] woman. I didn't understand, was that just a lunge at towards the washing machine? on the right. What is that or what? How many gadgets have been created to replace a man? Same thing. Hand. I don't [ __ ] know.

[14:21] Everything is countered by a hand, it seems. Right. One and the same rubber one. Now think about it. Why, [ __ ], why is a man immediately measured in rubber penises, while a woman is a washing machine, a

[14:36] and a dishwashing machine? I don't understand how this works. The [ __ ] logic is also works. The [ __ ] logic is also somehow incomprehensible. Ugh, she injected Botox into her eyebrows. What is there to think about? Two [ __ ] bumps like that . On the right, on the left.

[14:50] you. And be thankful that you have them . They are philosophizing here. stinking panties after the club. Oy-oy-tych. Okay, okay, I'm running, I'm stumbling. I'm seem to have made their lives easier. So they suddenly had so much free time

[15:04] coming up with such inventions. No, that won't do. As they say, in the army, if a soldier doesn't do anything, did you think that some smart people were recording TikToks some smart people were recording TikToks or something? He's sitting there, what can I

[15:17] do? She doesn't do anything. He only records on TikTok, teaches others how to live, byte-shares, collects likes. Really alone. Why do this if you can't even monetize it? So, if you think about it, one rubber

[15:30] vagina will replace a woman. No, nothing will replace a woman . [snorts] No rubber . [snorts] No rubber vagina is as [ __ ] awesome as a real woman's . I can say this. It happened , we know.

[15:43] I'm 27 years old. So far, a woman's is the best thing humanity has come up with. That's all. starts thinking. You can see here. Also, if a girl doesn't do anything for a long time, she starts removing the rails. So there's nothing to do. Go dig some pits with a gadget

[15:57] some chiselling. You'll get a gadget for that too . It's called a jackhammer. It was actually created to replace women. No, seriously, according to her logic, . Although, if it weren't for... Wow,

[16:10] normal? What's going on in the frame right now? You didn't have any men. And this is a gummy worm. [ __ ], I thought this was a double-sided diddle for girls. Even a rubber one wouldn't have appeared, because it's a purely male invention. So

[16:23] can, of course. I'm 18, I've never... How big does that look on your face? You what? Orthodox video, a cross hanging. She won't work. She

[16:37] came up with a normal [ __ ]. And if you don't work, who's manicure. I see your cuticles are already overgrown. Our eyelashes are not very thick, right? I mean, like, pretty eyelashes,

[16:51] we have a little ring here. Yeah. Yeah. So , will it all just happen or what? I'm living off my parents. Okay, that's it, that's it, I'll drop any claims. When I'm a full-grown adult, I'll

[17:04] Wait. And when is a full-grown adult ? If you're 18, how old should that be? Well, 30, 40, whatever... What age is a full-grown adult? I just don't get it. It seems like according to the law, a full-grown adult is 18. Well, I'm

[17:17] not sure, of course. Well, according to the law, it seems like they don't allow vodka. buy. Well, I do n't really drink it. 21, I think, is possible. It's immediately obvious that clever thoughts were haunting her, but she was faster. A stupid nomad, swinging from neck to neck. This is

[17:29] some kind of nonsense, really. And why work? Here she asks the right question, [ __ ], really. Yeah, why the [ __ ] work? Well, this is [ __ ] up, right? Zero talk. I'll support her here. I didn't work either, right? I don't work, and I enjoy it. Where are you

[17:43] Questions. Let's all stop doing this stupidity starting tomorrow. Let's all just sit on each other's necks and harmony will begin immediately start singing, like in Disney cartoons. [ __ ], not

[17:57] to study either. I'm 18, and I would never go to study, get Education. Like, why ? Well, there's some, tell me, ladies, here in the chat, ytych, he's kind of radical, I don't agree

[18:12] with him. That is, in this case, we're kind of making fun of specific chicks. Tell me, what's with the eyelashes ? This, well, in my opinion, is just, well, a slap in the face. It seems to me that they took this from her pubic area and glued it to her eyelashes or what? I don't

[18:26] get it. But this is just some kind of pizzazz, honestly. This is, well, this is a la village style. Here, you know, some kind of brushes. For example , honestly, I could take two of her eyelashes, peel them off, glue them to a stick, and I could brush my teeth with this in the morning with a toothbrush

[18:41] . I swear, I'm sure they're hard. going to work, accordingly, I do n't need an education. I don't need an education. Well, that's the basics. Logic. Reinforced concrete. That's exactly what you

[18:56] need. Maybe at least your gears will turn a little, otherwise you've learned two letters and think that it will last you a lifetime . But it might not. . But it might not. I'm 18. I think that money is the

[19:08] most important thing in life. And in general, that it is the meaning of life, because without money, we wouldn't exist and nothing would exist. How much is it worth? Well, money is the main thing, I mean, that means everything else is unimportant. It's right that she'll pay extra, the

[19:22] chat. Yes, money is the main thing, but don't worry, it won't affect you in any way , since you, well, don't work. Well, imagine, you don't work and you have no money. No, no, money, [ __ ] hell, it's not the

[19:34] for you, probably, money is the main thing, because you, perhaps, haven't touched it. Well, in short, a hungry person doesn't understand a full one, and a full one doesn't understand a hungry one either. Therefore You study, no, you work, everything is interconnected. And you would probably

[19:48] understand this if you were good at logic. But nature didn't yell. Well, there's a chat every day, and every day I have to chime in for these rabble , tell them something funny, like a clown. Well, okay, that's what I get paid for being a clown

[20:02] gifted. A suitable neck for the cast may simply not be found, and if it is found, there's no guarantee it will hold up. It crunches and that's it. That was it. Guys, give me some money on Steam, Here, please, here's my login. Give me some money on Steam. Who's rich? Who's

[20:16] rich? Who's rich? [laughter] Your parents aren't immortal or made of break your back. Or your brains. But I see that's not a opportunity to prevent this from happening and get your head together in time. You're

[20:30] only 18 now, because then maybe, [ __ ], you can skip Mateuch, but just don't listen to what he says and just move on to the next idiot look at it, because, seriously, you're picking apart these women, not even making fun

[20:44] of them. Well, that's weird, of course, as if he's capable of anything. rent, then again, a more disgustingly made nose. Well, well, just classic. Well, it's like we already saw it two videos ago, here

[20:59] . Why the [ __ ] ruin your appearance with made-up lips, I don't understand. But there are some, well, I understand, there are girls whose lips, well, it's like they don't have lips, well, they just go along with it, and that's why they want to do it

[21:14] But, [ __ ], when You have lips, an individual appearance, you [ __ ] make lips and turn into a Dubai [ __ ], [ __ ]. Well, that's total pizzazz. So I say, let's [ __ ] turn on the stream, go to Patrick's. Five of

[21:26] . What's the point? What's the point of not being individual? I don't understand why. Well, okay, that's, of course, your business, so to speak. Who am I? As for me, I'm not supposed to live with you , so to speak, and I'm not supposed to give you oral sex.

[21:41] Congratulations, you're living 50/50. Okay, wait, I've listened. We need to do one more thing. If a man pays for groceries and rent, congratulations, you're living 50/50. What the [ __ ]? If he pays for groceries

[21:55] What the [ __ ]? If he pays for groceries and rent, then why the [ __ ] is it 50/50. Did you happen to fall when you were a kid? For some reason, it's men who came up with this trend that if I I pay the rent, if I pay for groceries, that means I'm

[22:08] if I pay for groceries, that means I'm supporting you. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. One thing. If your girlfriend weren't around, you'd be doing the same thing. Ugh. But that's a counter-pick to

[22:25] her cleaning, washing dishes, mopping the floors. So, [ __ ], you'd do that yourself. Or don't you wash, don't you clean the house, or what? Or does this dick only turn on when a

[22:37] man shows up at your house, damn it. only now you have someone to clean and cook for.

[22:49] And now you also have... Yeah. I support her, and in exchange, you sort of work around the house. Something like that. But still, I can't call it being kept, do [ __ ]. Well, a kept woman is exactly that, in the

[23:04] original sense of the word. Get it? Someone who will constantly nag at easier to get yourself a handheld robot vacuum cleaner and your trusty multi-cooker? No, do n't you think? And a multi-cooker is crap. In general, let's Google it. An air fryer is the bomb.

[23:17] . What does it mean to support? To support is to give someone the means to live. That's how it's written, yes. So it turns out that a means to live. Maybe so, but for a bastard, you're not a bastard, [ __ ]. So,

[23:30] watch your language. I can, for example, keep pigs and chickens; they'll have food and a barn. That's support. So it's exactly the same with your boyfriend. So when you men say that you support your girlfriend, for example,

[23:42] I don't support my girlfriend. My girlfriend works herself, orders food, and so on. He buys me things, gives me gifts, maybe I support him, I don't know. What I mean is, well, I've never done this before

[23:55] thought about it. And yet, you just pay for some basic needs, like an apartment and food go ahead and pay for these basic needs. What's the point?

[24:08] Doing it first and foremost for yourself. Yeah. What do you mean, for yourself? Well, for yourself and for you, it turns out. Only I spend money, and what do you spend? If you don't spend anything, that's called support. [ __ ], what kind of chub am I doing

[24:22] when I buy groceries only for myself, am responsible only for myself, use utilities entirely on my own. And a man can clean and cook, yes, even when he has a girlfriend. Where the hell do

[24:36] just don't understand, is this Instagram or where? Well, someone must have come up with this. This [ __ ] dumbass gray matter. So, it

[24:48] ? Don't insert that here anymore, please. Got it, Maitych? With a chick like that, only this flag will leave you with 50% of your nerves intact. True, she later recorded another video like this, like a response, but it's not a bit better.

[25:00] can't clean up on his own. And anyway, let's see how much the work of a person who cleans the house is worth. And who, [ __ ] hell, how much would it cost for you to get off the internet and not

[25:13] embarrass yourself anymore? How much would it cost, please tell me? I'm ready to support you even a little, so that you just get the [ __ ] out of my internet information field, so that I never see you anywhere. A trip to

[25:26] Dubai. By the way, I would really think about it now. There's a chance that I would never have met her anyway, because I probably won't go to Dubai for the next few years. Well, I don't know how many years I won't

[25:40] go for. Anyway, [snorts] she's cooking. We go to a regular random. Well, [ __ ], someone will pick her up there, give her money, and she'll live in luxury and drive a Porsche. I want the same thing, [ __ ]. Why don't I have a passport? I swear, I'm sitting there, acting like I'm like,

[25:55] Why don't I have a passport? I swear, I'm sitting there, acting like I'm like, "Look at women, they're all so weird." Give it to me, well, I would have sucked so much already. They're [ __ ] crazy about me. If I had onlyfans, I would work on webcam, damn. I swear,

[26:08] I would just go to some sheikh and I would just have five or six wives for myself, I would be patient, but at least I would live in wealth,

[26:20] and not like a poor ansab in a chat. But I don’t promote this, I condemn it. I am a man and I condemn this. I would be daddy's pride. Yes. You don't need a vagina to eat, man. I'm a man, this is, well, not according to the male charter, you know what I mean? It's not that

[26:35] I really want to. No, of course not, I'm straight. But if I were a woman, I tell you, I would sew up my ass from how many firecrackers they shoved up my bite. Okay, drum roll. Attention, salaries. And after that, who

[26:50] I listened to everything. Wait, I just imagined that I was a woman, living richly, like without doing anything, and then I watched a video of someone at home cooking. We go to a regular random website. So,

[27:04] drop. Drum roll. Attention, salary. Cleaner, housekeeper. Apartment cleaning. How many? [laughter] How many? [laughter] 98. [ __ ], he pinched his egg in his pants.

[27:18] 98. [ __ ], he pinched his egg in his pants. Cook 96. Cook, housekeeper, [ __ ]. And you don’t need a massage therapist, maybe a personal one, but who will be right away, just go down to his office on the first floor of the swarm and go cook. [ __ ].

[27:32] And after this, who relieves whom of what obligations? I didn’t understand what she was getting at, well, why she said that at all. And there is no connection here What's wrong? Let me clean and do the laundry

[27:44] myself, without your help, to be honest. Come on, come help. What will you pay me then Frankly speaking, no. No. Well, then don't sing. Of course, don’t have time to wipe your forehead, then there is some truth in your words. But usually the person who has time to

[27:58] . If a man is chilling while you spend it, and you come home and there are only bread crumbs, then he is a shitty man. It literally written all over your face that while your husband is working part-time, you’ll be going to get fillers in your

[28:12] cheekbones. God, I think, in short, we need some kind of [ __ ] list of dodgy things . And somehow, I don’t know, or in short, it seems to me that stupid people, yes, of any gender, should have some kind of badge, yes, like,

[28:25] that they are included in some kind of list, well, of some kind of idiots and well, you just look is, well, so as not to make mistakes, and not to cook grunts for him. And after the fillers, as usual, I don’t know, he put something in the cocktail, I don’t know, hit

[28:41] the girl, do you have a badge, like, uh, I do n’t know, there, uh, she worked as an escort there, she’s walk around, there would be signatures, like in Sims, you know, well, like you’re like: “Everything is clear,

[28:53] goodbye.” Well, so that, well, garbage can somehow be identified and separated from oneself. film TikToks where you talk about, well, you could, by the way, try to colonize your own planet. Who's with me? Me:

[29:06] Well, in short, they're saying here that all countries here are heading for a world war , I [ __ ] feel it. Otherwise, all the countries have gotten out of control, damn it. I all the countries have gotten out of control, damn it. I looked at something like that. So there is a [ __ ] awesome

[29:18] idea. You are collecting money for my rocket, and I am flying to Mars away from all of you and that’s it. And I'm having fun there alone. And now I will have survival like a Martian. I will poop in flowers, I will produce land, somewhere around there I will

[29:34] colonize. Just give me the Internet. That's it, basically Mars, the Moon, where I can sit until my ass. The main thing is to have internet. Go. Create your own island and invite all your subscribers there. But I'm afraid that since I haven't shaken Trump's hand, I can't

[29:50] good idea. Then all men are the same. I am Yes, I have balls too. Therefore, you need to choose the one who has Porsche. Right. Butoh anyway.

[30:04] Vovo. I'm telling you, [ __ ], take this [ __ ] chicken. Take this [ __ ] chicken. Take this microphone and put it on yourself like this. Just microphone and put it on yourself like this. Just sit like this. Speak. There is no need to do this to

[30:16] sit like this. Speak. There is no need to do this to I'm sorry for upsetting you, it will happen again . Well, statistics, do miracles happen? there are. Well, I can't count on a miracle. There aren't that many

[30:29] Unfortunately, there aren't that many rich men. I'll have to live with the poor. Well, damn, would all be rich, no one. Well, there wouldn't be any poor people then. They are the same, but their salaries are different. And like this. Come on, swear. Really,

[30:44] believe it . Yes. So then you are also the same. Now the only thing you have in different quantities is the Hyaluronic acid with Botox in the head and the size of the bumper. Fact. Fact. And her message is that

[30:58] men are the same because they all offend. Well, okay then even more or less. I don't know, maybe don't be offended then. I'll let you in on a secret. And you, girls, can offend, deceive, and hurt.

[31:11] everything is tied to money these days, but, as they say, you can’t buy happiness with it. Well, again, it depends on what happiness is for each person. [ __ ], I just want to wish these mercantile people to die in poverty.

[31:23] Well, so that they never touch money in their lives, so that they have to cheat at work. But to everyone who gives a [ __ ] and doesn’t give a damn, I wish a huge amount of money. That's when we'll start living. By the way, we'll also live a [ __ ] great life when rich

[31:37] people with businesses stop screwing around with [ __ ] people like this, simply by right of the fact that they suck well, that’s not talent, by the way. There will be well, that’s not talent, by the way. There will be

[31:52] but for some reason you often hear from such people that they're not mercantile. But I immediately said that the financial component is important to me . I need need?" I say: “I’ll analyze [laughter],

[32:05] How many? Well, four million. million words. Million.

[32:19] [ __ ], this dick is honestly fat. This is a spear. [laughter] ? Like, well, 40-50 million, right? And probably the same too. Well, that's about [ __ ]. [ __ ]. Just for milk, bread and salt, so

[32:33] If I needed money from you , we wouldn’t be talking about a million Ah, well, okay. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, of course. Here. And the on such pennies while still starving? Well, yes, yes, yes, yes. She didn't die. If

[32:48] she would grab this man. [ __ ], if she were offered a million, tomorrow she would pout her lips with 5 ml, The million would be gone tomorrow, I swear. And this woman needs such a sum simply to

[33:02] survive in difficult urban conditions. No, wait, here's a million, Hello. Well, that's a stupid question. Hello. You have a million. And what are you for ? And I, Victoria Bonya, will give this

[33:16] million to my daughter. Let the one who is 14 look like he is 40. look like he is 40. Let him party, drink, and take quinoa, because I give my child the best. Well, I think many people understood.

[33:33] Victoria Boni has a one-year-old, he is 14, and he looks almost like his mother. This does not mean that Victoria Bonya looks young. No, it means that the child looks old. This is a stupid question. That's their whole answer. And then

[33:49] need two. Have you ever seen something like this? And I need You ask the chicks such questions. It's always funny to see how they respond. [ __ ], I'm 22. I'm making 520k from two jobs. God bless .

[34:05] How old am I? How many? What's your name? Do you have a car or an apartment? In progress, it will be soon. Ladies, a promising man is literally sitting in the chat, watching me. This means that not everything is going well in his life. Mentally he is

[34:19] not well. You can take it, because the answers are sometimes simply hilarious. he give? What you? What? What should be given? What will give her money? What can I give you?

[34:32] Well, knowledge. [ __ ], knowledge. What kind of knowledge is this? About five living creatures, which, I swear, are real, about five living creatures. Have you seen Victoria Bonya's knowledge about 5G towers and coronavirus? It was a delivery. A. Yes, at

[34:47] But I'm looking right at you, and you're a walking Wikipedia in the flesh. That's exactly it. That's all the knowledge [ __ ], I actually got Alina for the knowledge. When my internet woman who will give me knowledge. Millions, give me your

[35:01] started dating a teacher and now they're calling me a [ __ ]. I'm just out of it. Nothing adds up. And then you want to project your own biases onto men. Like, you think you're the same as us.

[35:13] Men. Oh, so somewhere, so somewhere, apparently, in a hookah bar. Let's go. simple, hard-working girls? What the [ __ ] is this? Don't pay attention.

[35:28] , it doesn't mean they don't pay attention to anyone else. I pay attention like crazy . And a lot of men do, because a working woman is some kind of greenflag. A woman who works is, [ __ ] wow. You don't

[35:43] works is, [ __ ] wow. You don't pay attention. Who? Well, I do. [ __ ], What are you paying attention to there? I'm paying attention. No, Hello, I mean, what am I paying attention to? Like, should I live with her right away or what? But like, in our group, there's a girl

[35:57] who works, that's it, no big deal. I already have a higher level of regard for her never worked in her life. Like, is that normal in society? No. Why the [ __ ] should I, uh, stand and talk to a guy who's never worked anything in his life

[36:13] ? Well, I worked, by the way, I don't need to be like there separately. great, I even have something to discuss with her already . Literally you... Waitresses, delivery girls, cleaning ladies?

[36:27] How do people pay attention to waitresses? Cleaning ladies, [ __ ], should I pay attention to Madina hell are you talking about? You're sitting there, [ __ ] your hookah bar, damn. Have you ever seen a beautiful, heavenly young girl of eighteen or

[36:43] twenty cleaning the toilets in the men's room? What are you talking about? Most often, I see literally Madina, who is 70. Well, no joke.

[36:55] Attention to ordinary hard-working girls, waiters, delivery girls, cleaners. Don't you want to go all the way together and start all the way from the very bottom? With whom? A seventy-year-old granny. What does this have to do with

[37:11] I don't care what a person does. Cheese. The main thing is that this is not a male urologist, otherwise I will feel like a fig. Like in the mouth, I'm off to work. He goes there and touches his dick. Well, so clean. Well, it's clear that this is work, but well,

[37:26] but still, it's strange. Suddenly she sees a big dick, then comes back, says: "Oh, good "Dating." What do you mean we don't pay attention? You're talking miracle. my jaw immediately drops to the floor. Hello, Mich, most of the time kids work there.

[37:41] model nervously smokes on the sidelines. Honestly, I'd marry anyone. Well, she's just not a model. That's precisely what never bothered men. Or do you think a waitress can't be beautiful and in demand? For

[37:55] me, it's just the opposite. With a job like that, a cute girl no need at all. Yes, they really do leave a good amount of tea. Again touch your ass. It's customary for you to demand a lot and

[38:08] give nothing in return. Although, wait, wait. What can we give a man in a [ __ ], I don't care what I don't care what

[38:29] that's what I was missing. Mom, maybe you could bring money For example, call a clinic, order food delivery. Okay,

[38:43] Also, decorate and order all sorts of trinkets on Walbres . That's imba. Give me her number, let a third one come to us. Oh, wow. Arin, I

[38:56] think I just found a replacement for you. Only here, like, I'll be creating comfort at home. Order deliveries, hits, and also decorate and order all sorts of Oh, how very useful, very necessary, I would even say, vital.

[39:11] I can give my man care, love, and support. Everything will be so good. This is, in principle, normal care, support, love, it's all material. Let me be there. Well, that is, she probably chose the path

[39:26] of being kept. I can't blame her for that . Always by his side. I'll also find him a personal chef. With love, it would seem , I think, well, this is definitely a reasonable girlfriend. In the end,

[39:39] someone knocked on the door. Agreed. But how are you going to pay him for a personal chef? You have 2 million dollars under your apple and at the dacha . Anyway, I figured it out, guys, give me your money, and I'll hire myself a chef. Something like that. Or

[39:52] how? I can give my husband children together.

[40:04] it's illegal, they can probably be sold [laughter] children and, of course, give them the best upbringing. That's also awesome, by the way, but that's not enough. It's, in principle, a woman's responsibility to give

[40:20] responsibility, it's a human responsibility to continue the family line. So you can't use this as a counter-pick. Sooner or later you will give birth, and if you don't Right. Right. Did you hear? He can give them children and their

[40:35] Apparently your girlfriends don't know anything about you . Such trade, by the way, is prohibited. Everything they listed is, in fact, needed by both. And that one on the right is the What will he say on the right? It's the same for both sides. Only for some reason

[40:48] be rich. Yeah, [ __ ]. And now I have a question for you: why are you with me? Well, objectively, by the parameters that [ __ ] bloated him, I can't. You've gotten [ __ ] greedy

[41:01] , man, you too, I mean, I'm skinny. Well, I'm not skinny, but I'm not him, I'm And why do you think that's the most important thing? Maybe, you know, there's a girl who, for example, is aroused by something

[41:17] for example. There's a girl who is aroused by power, money. Now I want to find out what you You say. For me, looks aren't a priority. For me, intellect is probably much more important, what a man can give me.

[41:30] ? Well, here we see a completely illogical and I'm here, trying to come up with an answer that everyone already knows. In front of she'll make up anything and tell you why she likes him so much.

[41:46] [ __ ], well, like comparing those who go to Monstroy, like on the level of, well, I don't know, in short, as if I've already written them off as women, [ __ ]. For me, somehow, well, they don't exist. I mean, well, after all this funny information about

[42:02] going there, but obviously they go there for money, he's there to get them and that's it, like this is just him, not a woman. Sorry, . I mean, it literally contradicts, Well,

[42:16] independence for everything, I guess. Strange. Very strange. But she'll love him for his intelligence. Oh, that's my intelligence. gave it away. Really gave it away. Although we all know where the truth is.

[42:28] Anyway, my friends and I, [ __ ], my friends and I decided [ __ ], my friends and I decided to glue what? Our eyebrows, for [ __ ] sake. We're using Moment glue. I swear. Notice one pattern.

[42:41] Oh yeah, I swear, when I took my cat like this, his eyes also bulged out like this and that's how he is with our men. And you don't get it, she

[42:57] got a little eyelid lift, well, like more money, but as if there was more of it, it just looks like they tied her skin in a knot here in the back and she can't even blink because that skin has bulged back too. Love,

[43:12] imagine how money is getting less, it's like how money is getting less, it's like their furniture, [ __ ], love. God, what's wrong with her? I don't think I

[43:27] heard anything. I don't give a [ __ ]. They should have gotten rid of her back during the Inquisition. How did you survive, mother? I don't understand. She's just a bone leg. Go get in your mortar and go to your chicken hut, or else you've finally reached the rails, old man. It's

[43:39] unreal, just listen to that laughter. Looks like we're not after men's money. At night, on the other side. How are you going to turn her over? No, well, he took her in Dubai and

[43:55] And then, well, your heart will definitely beat. True, after your death. You [ __ ]? In short, you know, we ate the internet when such individuals, well, started using the internet. I'll say most of all, we're probably to blame for the

[44:09] emergence of Instagram. It's literally a black hole. People like this There you go. They're crawling out of there, f*ck. And we need to, like in solo leveling, go clear the gates. solo leveling, go clear the gates. Got it? From such individuals. Depending on your

[44:21] rank, we'll send the strongest. You'll still have to provide for a still have to provide for a rank of... Don't talk so [ __ ] clean, [ __ ], my dear men, I have a question for you . How are you going to provide for

[44:34] your woman and your children after you die? I shouldn't think about who I'm providing for. Women always like to talk about some [ __ ] phantom children. You give birth first, and then you can

[44:48] tell me about children. More often than not, there's always some kind of take. So you start arguing, saying: " Look, I'm supporting you, will you clean the house?" No, I'll give birth to children. So when you give birth to them, then I'll be there for you

[45:02] . And what will you do before then? No, well, I'll potentially give birth. Holy [ __ ]. I'm potentially a millionaire then, [ __ ]. What does that have to do with it? Children? Well, people don't understand how it works at all, in principle. Let's say you have a model, the girl

[45:17] goes to work, you go to work, then she gets pregnant, and then you have to say: "Mom, stay at home, I won't give a [ __ ] about anything." And the woman has to take maternity leave.

[45:29] Maternity leave is when they give you money passively, because you went to work . Pregnant women even work on maternity leave, [ __ ] [ __ ]. [ __ ]. I don't know, some people around. If you died, it doesn't mean anything at all

[45:42] So, if I died, I didn't plan it, actually. Yeah, so be it, think about it. planned to die, maybe they died and died. Well, to lie in a coffin doing nothing. No, are you out of your mind. A real man, if he wants, will come back to life, and she will choose the one who

[45:55] will come back to life. So interesting. Listen, go work yourself, don't you want to? No. Or find another man, I don't know, a living one. What are you showing off here? We're not going to provide for you. We've already lived through everything, we don't give a [ __ ]. Who are we?

[46:07] just wave goodbye to you from our shells and that's it. And you know what? Maybe you'll be the it seems to me that even female logic doesn't exist. If it's just female No. Well, just look at this. How many angles does a square have?

[46:22] What about a rectangle? Can I go to a friend's place? Call a friend. right-angled triangle have? No, no, wait. How many? What do you think, a square has four, a rectangle has how many?

[46:35] Three. That's right. Yes. Yes. credo. And stupidity is my middle name. Maybe they have some kind of jammers on those Patricks that suppress brain activity or something.

[46:48] What level of knowledge is that? Faraway. How can you not think like that? How many centimeters are in one meter? Oh. Well, with math, there are

[47:02] 100, [ __ ]. That's it, I'm stuck on 60, [ __ ] minutes. No, no. There's some other unit of measurement. I don't remember. [ __ ], don't make me laugh, I almost choked. It's not the [ __ ] time. Go to Patrick, don't

[47:17] embarrass yourself, guys. There are 89 centimeters in a meter. [laughter] was in trouble. I'm a humanities student. And I thought you were a humanities student.

[47:30] I don't know. You know, the only thing that's [ __ ] unnecessary in our lives and isn't used anywhere is all these meters, kilometers, centimeters, and decimeters sitting there .

[47:47] uses decimeters, Like. If you're all such humanities buffs, how did you Although, most likely, yes. What am I saying? In their souls, as they say, it's not this very thing, how many zeros it has, but it doesn't bother them, because they are already on a different level, you see,

[48:01] and, apparently, already at different speeds. The car is going 80 km/h. How long does it take it to travel 80 km? Okay, quietly, let's go. Now that's school knowledge, which I've already forgotten. Okay, let's go. A centner is 100 kg.

[48:15] Not at all your waffle service. How much is a centner? What? A centner is how many 100. Everything is correct. A centner. So, everything I said was right, that I... Ah, [ __ ], why am I

[48:31] even getting at this? I'm starting to remember the school curriculum, [ __ ]. But I liked how, like, I just answered, I say one centner is 100 answered, I say one centner is 100 kg. The guy writes: "Mole 89".

[48:44] What, have you [ __ ] yourself? You [ __ ] idiot. You wrote to me from the zero second, and you didn't even know You wrote to me from the zero second, and you didn't even know what Sentner Pyshak was. That's it, go do your homework, [ __ ]. What did they ask there? I listened. It

[48:59] goes 80 km / h. How long does it take it to go 80 km? for 10 minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 10 minutes. You apparently spat all over the ceiling at school, although you didn't

[49:13] Were you preparing, [laughter] right? It's literally logical, if It's impossible to not study at all and still answer this question correctly. bag, and I see that you don't have any bangs from your Vili at all. And not only

[49:27] there. It was more difficult. Everything, as if for everyone who passes there. are on now? Everything. But why? We are not on a continent. And what are we on?

[49:40] on Earth do you live. You'd you a doctor? No, but I really love medicine. Yes. How many chromosomes does a person have? Here are chromosomes. I don't know.

[49:54] chromosomes. I don't know. 47, you have this feeling that you have exactly one extra. I reason to believe it. Honestly. Who painted the painting Monalisa?

[50:11] I don't know such questions, but I'm not interested in art. Leonardo not interested in art. Leonardo DiCaprio [laughter]

[50:23] Ninja Turtles, but the one with two Well, okay, that's not a funny joke anymore. swords, remember? No, well, I don't know such a base . Where is this from? No, this is Divinchik. You crawled out. Let's agree on this. I'll study the school curriculum. [ __ ],

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