Crypto Crash Joke or Reality?
45sStarts with a shocking joke about losing $400k, creating immediate intrigue and emotional engagement.
▶ Play Clip"Delivers on the promise of portfolio results and 2024 forecast, though padded with community plugs and repetitive encouragement."
In this final video of 2023, the host reviews the performance of his cryptocurrency portfolios across multiple exchanges, shares profit figures, and outlines expectations for 2024. He emphasizes diversification, patience, and community engagement, while also showcasing specific portfolio returns and discussing market trends.
The host starts with a joke about having $400,000 left and only a Samoyed dog, but quickly reassures viewers it's a joke and that everything is fine. He sets a positive tone for the New Year.
The host mentions that his dog Luna's portfolio peaked at $133,000 from a $2,000 investment, and even after a correction, it's still 2x. He emphasizes not worrying about the market during the New Year.
He fixes the main portfolio value at $410,000 for the year, hoping it becomes a million or multi-million dollar portfolio next year. He warns that speculators will lose everything.
He mentions withdrawing $300,000 from one portfolio and that all assets together are now valued at $200,000. From one exchange, they got about $630,000, calling it 'just the beginning.'
He lists various assets in the portfolio, including Solana, Avax, Mina, Flow, Cardano, OKB, Injective, and others. He mentions that some assets are flying, and he's not worried about losses due to diversification.
He closed positions on Ashe and XRP with a loss and bought Iron Fish, a project he likes and recommends studying. He emphasizes it's not advertising.
He shows a portfolio on Binance with $57,000 in Tether, Bitcoin, and other assets. He mentions buying 1,000 Dota and discusses infrastructure projects like GRT and links.
He shows a profitability chart with $48,000 in 30 days and total profit of $81,000 for the portfolio. He calls it 'crazy' and 'gorgeous.'
He encourages reaching 10,000 subscribers on the crypto community channel, with 226 subscribers left. He mentions the team's efforts and plans for the New Year.
He jokes about creating a fund from a fireplace and defeating Black Rock with 100,000 crypto enthusiasts. He emphasizes the community's potential.
He invites viewers to join the Discord and mentions two reports made by the team, including a summary of trends for 2024 from a 200-page report by Mizari.
He shows Bitcoin being bought daily for 360 days, and mentions closing positions at a profit and buying 10 Ethers. He also mentions other assets on NEX exchange.
He shows 52% profit over 90 days, totaling $44,000. He expresses satisfaction with Bitcoin, Ethereum, Solana, and other assets.
He reviews portfolios created in August, showing returns: Hype portfolio 349%, Altcoin X4 16%, Community selection 857%, KS 45%, and others. He emphasizes it's never too late to invest.
He discusses potential for Liquid staking if Ethereum requires 4K coins for a node, which could boost Lida coin. He mentions 90% of ETH is moving to staking.
He shows conservative portfolios like Spac Man (Atom, Bitcoin, Ethereum) with lower returns but lower risk, and Grand Father (old coins) with 127% return.
He shows a portfolio of coins that fell 99% yielding 179%, and another with Flow, Liu, ICP, etc. yielding 179% as well. He mentions Evans' portfolio with similar returns.
He shows Dex portfolio (ddex, cashflow, uniswap, pancakes, sushi) with 103% return, and XXX (Bitcoin and Earn Finance) as risky. BNB Fan gave 15%.
He shows a portfolio of projects the SEC considers securities, which still gave a profit, indicating the market doesn't agree with the SEC.
He explains Digital Gold (Bitcoin and Pax Gold) for cash needs, and Maximalist (Bitcoin and Ethereum) for those who don't want to think.
He lists portfolios like 1% Bitcoin, EUM, Binance Coin, Cosmos, Solana, etc., and DeFi portfolio with RIU, AV Maker, etc., yielding 227%.
He mentions IP flying, FTX growing, and shows his Samoyed holdings: 2,600,000 coins bought for $6,000. He's ready to lose them all.
He sums up the year, wishes everyone good mood and profit, and emphasizes patience and moving forward. He encourages subscribing and liking.
The video serves as a year-end review of the host's crypto portfolio performance, highlighting significant profits and the importance of diversification and patience. He looks forward to 2024 with ambitious goals and encourages community growth.
What was the peak value of Luna's portfolio?
$133,000 with an investment of $2,000.
01:02
What is the main portfolio value fixed at for the year?
$410,000.
01:48
How much was withdrawn from one portfolio?
$300,000.
02:13
What is the total profit shown for the portfolio?
$81,000.
06:22
What is the return of the Hype portfolio?
349%.
12:03
What is the return of the Community selection portfolio?
857%.
13:29
What is the return of the KS portfolio?
45%.
13:57
What is the return of the Grand Father portfolio?
127%.
15:12
What is the return of the portfolio from fallen coins?
179%.
15:12
What is the return of the Dex portfolio?
103%.
16:08
What is the return of the SEC portfolio?
It gave a profit, but the exact percentage is not mentioned.
16:37
What is the return of the DeFi portfolio?
227%.
17:36
How many Samoyed coins does the host hold?
2,600,000 coins.
18:19
Luna's Portfolio Peak
Demonstrates the potential of crypto investments with a small initial capital.
01:02Total Profit of $81,000
Shows the scale of profits achieved in a year, motivating viewers.
06:22Hype Portfolio 349% Return
Highlights the success of a curated portfolio, encouraging investment.
12:03Community Selection 857% Return
Shows the power of community-driven investment choices.
13:29SEC Portfolio Profit
Challenges the SEC's classification of certain cryptos as securities.
16:37[00:02] OK X exchange. I had 400,000 dollars left, 6,000 left only the Samoyed, everything else is crumpled up. What should I do now? I don't know. New Year will
[00:14] probably be very bad this year. Yeah, now, friends, that joke arrived on New Year's Eve, relax, buns, everything is fine. Evan is in control of everything, this is my dog Luna's briefcase, so Friends, Profit to everyone. Yes, with you, Kiryukha, Evan,
[00:31] sieve-like tea, coffee, pre-New Year's mood, expression, friends, we are already going into the New Year. We have done so much with you and so much still remains to be done, so we poured ourselves some tea, coffee,
[00:46] such a good, crazy mood. We took it with us and are rushing into the New Year with new goals, results, and our crazy portfolios. The results of the year in one video so that next year we can compare and check all this. I am sure that
[01:02] this coming year will bring a lot of millionaires, but a lot of people will also lose their money. We hope we are on the right path, so here we go. Friends, this portfolio of my dog Luna at the peak was worth $133,000 with an
[01:17] Luna at the peak was worth $133,000 with an investment of $2,000. Luna is certainly the same. investment of $2,000. Luna is certainly the same. Smith Ron, even now there are 2 X's. There is still a correction on Samoyed. In general, we are not worried about the market. It's New Year, why
[01:30] worry about coins, so let's move on to our main assets. So, the switch to our main assets. So, the switch account is Evan
[01:48] friends remain. So, we are fixing $410,000 this year. I hope that this portfolio will become a million or even a multi-million dollar one next year.
[02:00] We'll see if Hall wins. And speculators will lose everything. Shorts, beware. So, friends, we had beware. So, friends, we had $300,000 here, and we withdrew it. With you,
[02:13] everything is Cosmos. I think you all remember this. We withdrew about Beauty and friends. All these assets, together with the earring, are now valued at
[02:28] $200,000 in sum. From this exchange, we got about From this exchange, we got about $630,000 is just crazy, this is just the beginning. You wouldn't believe the market, so friends, be patient
[02:41] with Kiriukha. I'm not going anywhere. Next year I plan to reach a million subscribers and sow mass adoption with you, so help us like the video and subscribe to the channel. There are more and more of you. Look, you're with
[02:58] more of you. Look, you're with Katros, more and more. Look, you're with Katros, more and more. Look, you're with Katros. Look, two guys unsubscribed online. Sasha, did you see them unsubscribe on New Year's. Well, run back, ska, metron, k. Oh,
[03:12] you saw what he did. You saw. Damn, on New Year's, damn. That's right, from the fireplace. Well, nothing. Shave you again, I'll call the market maker. Let's go further, let's
[03:24] look at our assets in this portfolio. So, friends, let's go. The salon is portfolio. So, friends, let's go. The salon is flying like crazy. Avak, Min Tone, Mac, flying like crazy. Avak, Min Tone, Mac, Flow, cardan, OKB, IKV. Oh, what an injective
[03:40] Engine. Y Finance. One thing, half here, half there. So, stellar, half here, half there. So, stellar, Agan, Life, P, B, Torrent, sat down, sushi, Ayta, for the future, and they just poured us moons, and they still write thrones to me in the comments.
[03:55] Evans. What, did you forget about the Moon? You've screwed everyone, friends, diversification, lost a seed of dollars. I'm on the Moon. It's okay, the portfolio gave much greater losses, all assets won't survive. The most important thing is that the portfolio
[04:11] return is high, we don't care that one asset with a team. You'll see a lot more like this, people just haven't seen how top projects scam. You'll see it yet, and top projects scam. You'll see it yet, and Evans isn't lying to you.
[04:26] Evans isn't lying to you. Remember FTX, remember the Moon, remember a bunch of other projects. They're no longer in the top. Well, the Moon 2:0 remains, but look Well, the Moon 2:0 remains, but look at the Moon, it's alone, it's just a roll.
[04:39] Some are waiting for this old Moon to be restored. Wait, wait, wait for you all to become billionaires. Well, what's going on? It's New Year's Eve, estimators. Well, oh my! Let's New Year's Eve, estimators. Well, oh my! Let's move on. What else is a portfolio on the stock exchange?
[04:53] move on. What else is a portfolio on the stock exchange? Kuko Ethereum Classic Here is Iron, I have absolutely no regrets. Today I got up and just closed not today. Yesterday I closed my position on Ashe and on XRP on Chuck with a loss and bought Iron. Iron Fish. I
[05:10] really like this project, I studied it, I recommend you study it too. This is not advertising and not integration. Study, read what they do, they utilize capacities, they left Ethereum. Study, I really liked this a little bit. Soti, I
[05:26] really liked this a little bit. Soti, I call it Koti, Lightcoin, Life P, and a bunch of other projects that we collected within the framework of such small experimental portfolios. We will then gradually record all this. Let's move on.
[05:39] Another huge portfolio on the Binance exchange. So, friends, what do we have here? We have 57 thousand dollars of Tether, R, Bitcoin, Mac Dot, damn, Evans said that
[05:51] he doesn't have Dota. Friends, I forgot. I bought it, I bought it within the portfolio. 1,000 Dota. Oh, well, I bought it within the portfolio. 1,000 Dota. Oh, well, you're with N Kuma. Super Farm, which became Sus. Who said that this is a GRT scan, as are the links?
[06:07] Large infrastructure projects without which 90% of projects in crypto might not exist, so I bought it. We bought it with our developer We bought it with our developer for the energy on the iota 7 node. I
[06:22] got eight BN bitcoins for Farm for bnb. Who remembers? I converted bnb to VR xrp. There's also Salan and a bunch of different
[06:34] small projects. That's how it is. Let's move on. What about EV profitability? Show on. What about EV profitability? Show $48,000 in 30 days. It drank more. Where else? Let's put more. Can we put some wider range here? Yeah, it's
[06:49] some wider range here? Yeah, it's impossible. From the fireplace it doesn't show anymore, but it impossible. From the fireplace it doesn't show anymore, but it shows. So, here's the entire shows. So, here's the entire profitability chart, but here we go, friends. That's what
[07:01] it looks like. It's just some crazy thing, absolutely gorgeous. So, crazy thing, absolutely gorgeous. So, let's see together. The total profit is $81,000 for the portfolio. Well, beauty is beauty, portfolio profitability is
[07:24] gabela if you invested in the Moon, you would have already been buried, damn, with these You can't do that with coins, you can't, I warned you. Let's move on. What else? The crypto community, friends, is approaching the 10,000 subscriber mark.
[07:40] Friends, let's get to 10,000 subscribers by the New Year. The team that's subscribers by the New Year. The team that's trying for you has 226 subscribers left. What's it to you? Come on, magnifying glass, zeros, and that's it. I'm bursting with energy.
[07:55] New Year's is coming soon. We have so many things to do with you and I. We celebrated this today, drank a little champagne, spent time with the family, I also have a dog, I have a girlfriend, spent time, ate Olivier salad. God, it's beautiful. We drank chacha, coffee, and cake, ate, went to bed, got up
[08:10] in the New Year, and moved on. What's the point of sitting around? We have a ton of plans with you, we need more funds to defeat rock, wait. We'll come for you in about 5-7 years. We'll come for you from the crypto community. It will be a lot of fun if you
[08:26] create a fund from a fireplace and Imagine the news somewhere on the pages of Bloomberg. A fund from a fireplace within which is located. 100,000 Crypto Enthusiasts defeated Black Rock. This community defeated Black Rock and reached the top in terms of
[08:42] volume and capitalization of this fund. This will be funny. Let's do this because, friends, let's go. The team needs to reach 10,000 readers, friends,
[08:55] The team needs to reach 10,000 readers, friends, go ahead. Let's move on. Who forgot? We have a Come to our discord, log in, connect to discord, and communicate with us online, learn. I've been sitting there for 15 hours. Who doesn't believe? Come.
[09:11] I've been sitting there for 15 hours, people come and say, Kiryukha, when do you sleep? When do you sleep? Friends, no time to sleep, no time to sleep. That's why I'm so tired. I'm trying to do something useful for you so that we can only increase our assets. Let's move
[09:26] on, friends. Who among you doesn't remember? Our Crypto community has made Our Crypto community has made two reports for you. Dasha made one for you. So, a report from our team, what will be the trends in the fourth quarter?
[09:39] I read 200 pages of their report from Mizari last year and made a brief summary of the trends for the twenty-fourth year from the funds for you. So, friends, study everything in this one Twitter. You need Twitter. Because if you're not on Twitter, you're
[09:55] not in crypto. Please, take the content. It's there. Study everything. Let's move on, friends. Bybit exchange. Let's look at our assets. What do we have here?
[10:08] Bitcoin is being bought every day. Here's the proof. bought every day. Here's the proof. is being bought now? I'll show you. All these bitcoins have been bought for 360 days. They're already
[10:25] All these bitcoins have been bought for 360 days. They're already online. We have these bitcoins here. We closed all positions at a great profit. We bought 10 ethers. great profit. We bought 10 ethers. Oh, my! There's another 10 on the NEX exchange.
[10:40] Oh, my! There's another 10 on the NEX exchange. Sanka has elron e and gold. Artrum teras for further purchases. Bitcoins for another 70 days, I 'll send the documents here, more Teze. So, it's small and some kind of 'll send the documents here, more Teze. So, it's small and some kind of
[11:01] know what this is at all.
[11:19] That's how it is. Let's look at the profitability of this account. So, friends, for 90 days, 52% total profit is $44,000, daily PNL is the market value of the assets. That's how it is, everything is flying so cool. That's how it is, basically, about Bitcoin, Ethereum, Salana, Ron Artrum, and other things, everything suits me. Here are my portfolios on different exchanges, diversification, and so on. Let's move
[11:35] on, friends, our portfolios that you and I put together back in August. I showed it all in one click, we could buy them using the Bybit exchange functionality, there
[11:47] was a percentage ratio. Let's check how much profit they gave us. I'll leave all the links in the description. It's never too late to invest. I'm telling you again. If you came here for a period of 5-10 years, there is no better point. Than tomorrow, yesterday
[12:03] was already too late. Friends, so don't bother. Let's go and see. So, bother. Let's go and see. So, friends, the Hype portfolio gave 349 pro. Well, beauty is artrum optimism AC World Coin sui Aram mantle diex cashflow 0x. If you
[12:18] sui Aram mantle diex cashflow 0x. If you need to buy, go buy. And if you have a different exchange, just friends, look at the percentage ratio or go to the exchange. Here we enter the
[12:32] dollar number, here I enter it and for you. Just immediately, the percentage ratio is everything beats. So you take buy for Fiat or for crypto in one click, and bam, and bought any portfolio. This was the first
[12:46] portfolio. I remind you of the Hype portfolio. Here's altcoin X4 Team selection. We have a team on Discord that works with you. This is Dasha, Kaito, Zodiac, Pasha, and myself,
[12:59] among others, and this is one of our most profitable portfolios. What we did was take four projects each that we believe in, that we understand, and resm, and added them here, that is, 4x 4 16. So, let's go. Optimism, Polkadot, near EUM Classic Aptos
[13:16] Optimism, Polkadot, near EUM Classic Aptos Arbitrum render token injective Cosmos Arbitrum render token injective Cosmos elron salana eum gmx and helium. Such a great profitability. Let's move on. Community selection - It's the same thing. There are
[13:29] five of us, but it was very difficult to decide who has one of our favorite coins. I don't remember who has IQV. Dasha has optimism,
[13:42] who has IQV. Dasha has optimism, Zodiac has arbiter, Kaito has it, I think, or Zodiac has arbiter, Kaito has it, I think, or Pasha. Pasha has salana, Kaito has arbiter, I think. 8 57% is one of the most profitable portfolios of madness. Let's move on. KS,
[13:57] even this portfolio gave a plus. Dog Coin, Pepe, Shiba Inu, Flockie, and B Dog Coin. 45%, that's how it is. Let's move on. Quid staking. I think that if Buterin
[14:09] increases the number of coins that will be needed on a node for it to validate some update, maybe they will
[14:21] implement it after all. Or maybe not. If 4K coins are needed for a node, friends, then that's it. They'll run to Liquid staking, and the Lida coin will fly into space while about 90% is moving on. Let's
[14:34] move on. Spac Man, this is Atom, Bitcoin, and Ethereum. It's all just a conservative portfolio. Of course, the more conservative the portfolio, the lower the return, but also the lower the risk, and the longer you can hold it without
[14:56] rebalancing. Stellar and Flir are essentially projects around XRP, 70%, 2% further. Grand Father is the portfolio our friends collected. These are oldies like Bitcoin, Ethereum, Bitcoin Cash, Lightcoin, Cana, Eum Classic, Tron, and Chin. Link 127. Not bad either.
[15:12] Even our friends' portfolio, which we collected from coins that fell by 99%, yielded 179. Flow, Liu, ICP, F Coin, The Beauty, Oh
[15:25] 179. Flow, Liu, ICP, F Coin, The Beauty, Oh My! Rio, Fork yielded 7%, this is Fir and Ethereum Classic. Next, Evans' portfolio, Cosmos, Avalanche, Salana, NIR, Polygon, Helium, Bitcoin, Ethereum, Artrum, Ron. That's essentially the return at that point. But I was
[15:40] collecting all this time. That's why I have practically the same profitability, but a little less because the volume is different and I accumulate it in parts. The most important thing for me is If you think that you will make X's, I will do them, friends, it's just that the atom hasn't
[15:54] grown yet and it's holding my portfolio a little for now. Well, lower as soon as the atom flies. Well, lower as soon as the atom flies. There's just my God, my God, there's also Sanka There's just my God, my God, there's also Sanka and Helium. Don't forget, oh my God. Let's move
[16:08] on. Dex portfolio, ddex cashflow, uniswap, pancakes, sushi, 103 pro. XXX is Bitcoin and Earn Finance, a very risky portfolio, the volatility in it is crazy, portfolio, the volatility in it is crazy, but it exists. Further, bnb Fan is bnb and
[16:24] Trust Wallet token, 15% gave almost nothing, that's it, and against the sec portfolio, this is my friends, a portfolio where, uh, all the projects are collected that the sec, as it were, considers that
[16:37] they are security. We collected them all here from the list and even it gave a profit, so what the sec thinks there, the market does n't think so. That's how things are. Let's move on. So, Digital Gold is the simplest portfolio, the most conservative, Bitcoin and
[16:53] paxus Gold What's the point? If you need cash, you sell Pax Gold, this is gold, and take this cash and buy Bitcoin. If it falls, this is essentially a portfolio. So, a maximalist here. Bitcoin and Ethereum for those who don't want to think. Just Bitcoin
[17:08] and Ethereum in a ratio of 0 in a ratio of l portfolio, friends 1% Bitcoin, ratio of l portfolio, friends 1% Bitcoin, EUM, Binance Coin, BNB, Cosmos, Salana EUM, Binance Coin, BNB, Cosmos, Salana Avalan, near beauty, further, EUM, Brothers, Ethereum,
[17:23] pogon, arbitrum, optimism, mandle, immutable X, and the last one, what's the last one? - This is defiland, it seems, yes, defiland, friends, RIU, AV Maker, yn Finance, injective,
[17:36] e, curve, and compound 227 about these kinds of things, friends. Well, Beauty, oh my god, that's why I showed you all the portfolios, you know them all. I have them all
[17:49] on the channel. All purchases, all sales, if I make any rebalancing. I'm showing all this, because, friends, follow. Subscribe, study with us. We do all this for you. Meanwhile, what's on the market? Let's
[18:03] what's on the market? Let's see. Our IP is flying further to the market Tor ftx is gabela it's growing from the fireplace in general we are friends not talking about this yet all this is on us Hey what do we have by the way on po samoyed and solanka also on phantom
[18:19] on po samoyed and solanka also on phantom damn I threw out 2,600,000 samoyed friends this is not a joke let me show you this va I'm a kitara on samoyed oh my friends what do you think I'm joking so of course
[18:32] friends what do you think I'm joking so of course what jokes are flying now just a second what jokes are flying now just a second So here we have samot Coin 2,600,000 coins here I hold I once bought this from the community for 6,000 dollars I
[18:46] hold it not worried I'm ready to lose them all that's why I bought this alanium is growing ST louch God I have so many tokens here so much all sorts of media I used to do so many experiments you can't imagine that's how things are in
[19:00] general friends let's sum it up New Year is coming soon I'll barely have time to cook Olivier salad is waiting for me My dog Luna and Ilona wish you all a good mood, profit, Pinel, they will grow up on their own, all the bad things are left in last year, new ambitions and
[19:17] Hodel, and most importantly, patience, we are going into the New Year, but there are so many interesting plans with you. There is so much to do, friends, so let's go, friends, subscribe to the channel, like for the video, links are all in the description, and let's go, tweak, tweak, tweak while we are
[19:34] young, we work, we move and try to beat the big guys, the fact that they are sharks there is such a thing. It's all a game. Well, this is a Challenge, we need to beat the big guys, let's
[19:46] Challenge, we need to beat the big guys, let's unite, not
[20:00] your health, Evans. He doesn't. And you take care. Be smarter than me, at least in this, you don't need to follow my example. All friends, kiss you all, bye, bye.
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