Diwali Comedy Skit — Full Transcript & Summary

[00:07] A sparkler A coloured sparkler A pencil Hunter with sparkles And oh choti what are you writing about small crackers Write about big crackers friend Potato bomb Satli bomb Pomegranate bomb Bullet bomb Patta Oh brother

[00:25] you are not scared of such big crackers I think I have been playing this since the time you were not even born Your brother's crackers are there in the whole street And you are writing this chattering cracker

[00:37] Wow brother come on then I will also write that big red cracker string also write that big red cracker string Now write that You will get it made I don't need any help Are you coming now or I am coming there

[00:55] [Music] All day long Just get the phone on, it does n't leave my hand Fun don't need any help My mother is like my mother All day long Mother is the maid of the house, is day long Mother is the maid of the house, is n't it Mummy Mummy friend just

[01:07] n't switch off the news on TV or he keeps sitting with the newspaper all day long If he gets time he goes out for a walk gets time he goes out for a walk with Sharma ji Yes I am watching everything I have to clean all the fans in the house as well. The kitchen is also a mess.

[01:21] well. The kitchen is also a mess. Mummy, I will get it done for you. Son, you just leave it, you will do one thing, if not more, I will get the work done for you. Mummy, I will get it done. Okay, go ahead, I have kept a new crockery set on the table.

[01:35] Keep it in the kitchen. Okay, at least someone is helping me in this house. This This [music]

[01:58] oh dear, we have options of all the colors yellow, blue, white, green, we have options of all the colors yellow, blue, white, green, oh brother, do you know Tachi's son Montu has installed yellow colored lights in his house? oh so that fat Montu has

[02:15] installed yellow colored lights. I have installed even better lights than him. Our house should look the most beautiful in the entire street, right? Then we have installed blue and white lights. Yes, now you just keep

[02:28] we have installed blue and white lights. Yes, now you just keep watching. Our house will look more beautiful than that fat Montu's house. watching. Our house will look more beautiful than that fat Montu's house. Yes brother, it will be fun.

[02:42] Now tell me, Mothi, is your house looking nice, right? Yes brother, your house is very beautiful. It looks like your house looking nice, right? Yes brother, your house is very beautiful. It looks like this Matu's house is all yellow It looks like ours is the best It looks like ours is the best Let me click its photo and

[02:55] put a status right now All my things will do It seems I will put a small All my things will do It seems I will put a small status Our house is the best Bro it's the

[03:07] status Our house is the best Bro it's the best Where should I keep it Look I have been searching for so long

[03:22] Where did I keep the box of sweets I had kept them to give to relatives Give this give to relatives Give this here Mummy I took just one piece Oh no here Mummy I took just one piece Oh no no I will give it to your aunt Anyway

[03:34] every year she brings Son Papdi to our house She always dumps the old stuff on us Yes Mummy only one piece is missing from this It will do piece is missing from this It will do Oh God

[03:47] these two kids have messed up my house Neither did they do any decoration nor did they do any holiday homework is also holidays

[04:02] Happy Diwali Son Aunty Mummy has sent this She said to give it to Guddu's mother Hey sent this She said to give it to Guddu's mother Hey son what was the need for this Your mother also what is this It is the same coffee The one I gifted to Mrs. Gupta last year has come back to

[04:15] gifted to Mrs. Gupta last year has come back to me. I should have gifted her something nice. Her mother, I gifted her such an expensive blanket yesterday. What happened to her, aunty? Oh son, nothing. Come inside. No, no, just aunty. I have to go to the navel and drink.

[04:29] Mummy has asked me to. Okay, no problem. Wish Mummy a Happy Diwali. Yes, yes aunty, I will wish Mummy a Happy Diwali. Bye brother, light it. Oh yes, I will light it. Look, it will go round and round. Look, it will go round and round. It will be fun. Come quickly, come quickly, come quickly. This, this, this, go there, there. It is

[04:45] fun. Come quickly, come quickly, come quickly. This, this, this, go there, there. It is Now this is done. The small firecracker. Now I will take out the big one. Oh, look, now it will be fun. Let's

[05:00] light this bomb. Oh, which bomb is this? Oh, it is cool. This one will burn like a pomegranate. Okay, then I will light it. Now it will be fun. She doesn't even know that it is a bomb. It will go like a pomegranate. I will run away.

[05:18] Now it will be fun. O what is happening? Why is this pomegranate closing?