I Can't Believe What I Just Saw

[00:01] thought we were alone in the universe. You thought aliens had never visited us, didn't you? How naive you were. You're lucky you clicked on this because now screaming into the light of the truth. You won't be able to go back to your

[00:16] previous way of experiencing this life because now you're going to know not only are aliens here. These [ __ ] perverts are coming to do stuff to our our beehinds and our [ __ ] holes, dude. These guys are filthy. And I just

[00:32] learned about a new drop here specifically on Skinny Bob. So, as you know, I keep my finger on the pulse of all kinds of UFO and alien related releases and videos that start popping up. And YouTube served me one today from

[00:47] like a very big channel that I think extensively covers this like exclusively. And the title was new Skinny Bob footage is breaking the internet. And I thought to myself, well, Skinny Bob, never even heard of that

[00:59] dumb bastard. What's he doing these days? Who's Skinny Bob? Where's he from? Is he an Andromedan? Like, what is he? So, I I obviously clicked on it and it's mainly like a montage of UFO videos that have been like making the rounds

[01:13] recently. And then at the very end, it's Skinny Bob footage. But I'll show you like the first UFO video that they cover. And then we got to talk about Skinny Bob. And we also got to talk about hygiene. You got to upgrade your

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[01:39] can fix that by using cheeky soap. >> All right, let's get a close-up look. >> All right, let's get a close-up look. Uh, I blew up the original video to the right about 300%. And we're looking at something incredible. Broad daylight

[01:51] sighting of the sport model flying saucer. It looks metallic. Everything seems to be matching up. I don't see any manipulation. Look how large this craft is. And it's slowly rising. Sport Model E. Shudder thinking about the luxury

[02:06] model. Holy Toledo. Why are they so short? Why are they fitting into like short? Why are they fitting into like this what seems to be like tractor tires this what seems to be like tractor tires sized flying saucer? Like even I at 5'6

[02:19] there. What What are they doing? And how many are in there? Is it a solo traveler? I find that to be unlikely. If there's one thing I know about these specimen, they love to travel in pairs. And just like exhibitionists, they have

[02:33] And just like exhibitionists, they have this insatiable urge to [ __ ] on other worlds. And they've been choosing ours as the hot spot for decades now, maybe even hundreds of years, centuries perhaps. So I think there's probably a

[02:45] group of no less than 50 or so aliens and in there having just a [ __ ] orgy swingers because I mean, why else are they just sitting there stationary? Like I don't think it's just one guy in exile that they've condemned to this planet.

[02:59] Like cuz like and if they did, why is he just sitting there in the middle of nowhere around some trees just doing nothing? They must be busy in there. that up close and personal with the [ __ ] trees in order to study them.

[03:14] They have the technology to get here. I'm sure they have the ability to scan the environment and learn about our foliage and our trees without needing to go boots on the ground and hover around them [ __ ] smelling them. So, they

[03:30] must be doing something else in that ship. And this is no doubt a real flying something this good-looking. But anyway, I know that's not what we're here for. We're here to learn about this new Skinny Bob disclosure day type [ __ ]

[03:43] release, >> uh, new drop. Skinny Bob made the rounds approximately 14 years ago. Now, uh, there's a new drop coming in and, uh, we're going to be covering some of the videos that have been making the rounds.

[04:00] Apparently coming in from the same source that dropped the first Skinny Bop. And look at this huge craft. We see some people observing it on the tarmac. time. It looks like something crashed. There's some smoke going on. All right,

[04:16] There's some smoke going on. All right, let's just uh kind of look at what's coming in from this Super 8 footage. It looks like black and white. We see some being on the ground. And there's another That's Skinny Bob. Or is that another

[04:28] Skinny Bob? He looks a little different. So, it could be his twin brother. Could just be someone not even related to Skinny Bob. Unironically, this is actually how the end of disclosure day looked. They just had like videos of

[04:40] aliens eating cereal and [ __ ] and like hanging out with the the humans doing like this and everyone was like crying and [ __ ] as like the news host tearing up. This is unbelievable footage as an alien hitting a [ __ ] kickflip or

[04:54] something that they're showing video of. It is basically one to one with this Skinny Bob footage. This is the Skinny Bob footage. I'd never heard of that. It apparently was a YouTube video. a couple of YouTube videos actually that dropped

[05:10] back in like 2012, 2011, 2012, somewhere in that general ballpark that people just immediately took as legitimate because they wanted to. Even though I think it's blatantly obvious, not real footage of an alien or anything.

[05:31] legitimate evidence by any means right here at Thirdphase Moon, but the Skinny phenomenon. It's made the rounds. And look, we're getting new imagery coming in. It it's it's cool just to watch, right, Brent?

[05:44] Very cool to say say the least. Look at this. Yeah, it doesn't look it it looks like a different um you know, Skinny Bob from the from the original. This one has almost looks a little bit more menacing, not so friendly like, but it it does

[05:59] He seems maybe a little scared. >> I would agree with that highle analysis. It doesn't seem as friendly, but it does still have that cuteness around it. Very kawaii, I would even say. And it also has a really good sense of fashion. Did

[06:14] really tight turtleneck there for a moment? So, it understands us far better than I would have expected it to. That is a very hard fit. He is quite drippy

[06:26] and that might be the scariest thing about this new Skinny Bob. >> I'd be scared too if you know you're captured by the government and almost looks like a zeppelin, but you know it isn't. There it is. It's

[06:38] hovering as it rises. And here's some aerial view from inside a plane military plane as they're apparently capturing this this phenomenon right there. It this this phenomenon right there. It looks kind of legit.

[06:56] it crashed or is this just another event? Not exactly sure. But look at the event? Not exactly sure. But look at the rope dangling in front of it. And everything seems to match up. That's what's pretty cool about these videos.

[07:10] They look really, really good. This one extends for quite some time. It's just extends for quite some time. It's just not a a quick 3 or 5 second clip that AI while. Look at it. Looks like Skinny Bob

[07:22] craft. >> Yeah, it's it's hard to argue with this kind of footage. It's pretty crystal clear if you ask me. It's I don't There's no world where that's AI. I mean, it went on for too long, right? It

[07:34] couldn't be. And it certainly couldn't be CGI. So, there's only one thing left, Skinny Bob and the Dirty Boys coming through. And it looks like our them for quite some time, and they seem casual. Like, they seem to be on pretty

[07:48] good terms. I would say Skinny Bob seems to be treated pretty well all things accommodations, even getting some new clothes. Uh Skinny Bob even was uh like touching his ship, checking for dust, so it seems like they're cleaning it to his

[08:01] to his liking as well. So, an interesting relationship we've we've interesting relationship we've we've formed with the Skinny Bob tribe. Right now, we have this and we're looking at it and like you say, Brent, there's a

[08:13] a hoax, it's an extensive one. Look at this. A side-by-side comparison. Obviously, the hand to the left is apparently the extraterrestrial being's hand comparatively to a human hand. Are they putting some kind of monitoring

[08:27] device on his finger there? Seeing it side by side was jaw-dropping. It becomes abundantly clear that's not human. And they may dress like us, arguably better than us, but that doesn't mean they are us. They're

[08:41] missing an entire finger. And they're very skinny, very, very tiny fingers. Excuse me, not tiny, skinny fingers. Skinny Bob. And so they put the aura ring on it uh to to monitor the vitals of the alien. But how how would they

[08:57] supposed to look like? Like what's within normal range? Do they do they have hearts? I I don't know. I don't know enough about it. But what I do know is that was enlightening. Also, pretty crazy timing because Friendly Jordies

[09:11] just came stateside here and hung out with us for a day and we even played a with us for a day and we even played a game of Name That Alien. So, in the I'll go ahead and show you how our Name That Alien game show went. Now, Jordies

[09:26] is here because he's doing a tour uh across the US. So, if you if he's coming some tickets. I'll put a link to it in the description. And this guy, he knows the description. And this guy, he knows his aliens. I'll tell you what.

[09:45] >> Now. Okay. Good. Very good. >> Hello. I'm joined with Mr. Critical in having me. >> No worries. Hey, man. I'm excited to have you here. And I get to do some

[09:58] >> It's always a good day for you if you get to do aliens. guy? Do you know the lore? >> No. but like he's like big, the way I set that up made it seem like a huge reveal.

[10:11] was a kid, like my whole life, one of the big lessons he tried to teach me is that aliens are real and one day in my lifetime will know for sure. So, I've argue about it all the time. >> Just so I'm down on the law here, he

[10:25] >> Just so I'm down on the law here, he thinks that they are real and have >> Yes. who he not only does he think they visited. So all this [ __ ] we see now doesn't believe in any of that. He believes the aliens visited a long time

[10:38] big thing. >> Okay. Well, yeah, that's that's quite >> Okay. Well, yeah, that's that's quite the mushroom user strand of like alien >> that in Puma. Do you know about Puma Punku? Puma Punku has these things

[10:50] called H blocks and they're like these very precisely cut old like couple thousand-y old pieces of giant stone cut into H's. And my dad's big thing is Puma Punku can only be explained with aliens because they used fine heavy machinery

[11:05] >> Because it's just nicely cut and you can't explain it otherwise like they had >> And no matter how many times I show him like at Puma Punku the thing is you can it, they still have the molds there. He's like, "No, that's [ __ ] baloney."

[11:19] scoff. That's really strange that your dad believes that strand of the alien theory and you're more into the like maybe this orb might be that he's just conspiracy. >> I'm of the belief aliens are out there

[11:34] never been here. I don't think they've ever visited. >> Just so you know, I'm in the field of I think that they have something in Area right now. >> I love that. That's perfect. Speaking of

[11:47] aliens, Jordan's Alien Live show is touring North America as we speak. Tickets are selling fast. Get yours now at friendlyjords.com and we'll have sold >> But this is just who's that Pokémon? >> I didn't think it'd be silhouetted. That

[12:00] makes it a lot harder. >> Yeah, I would hope. >> Try to make this challenging. >> Holy, that looks like Mumbo Jumbo from >> Well, that's a good guess. >> That is a good guess. See, you know what

[12:12] alien. This is just going to the psychologist and they just show you >> the roar shacks. Yeah. No, >> you're just naming what you think that cloud is. >> Uh, is that the face from Rick AND

[12:24] MORTY? >> UH, NO, it is not. So now [ __ ] what's >> think about it. >> I'm trying. What's that rock Pokemon?

[12:38] >> Not Geodude. That's my guess. It's one of the other Pokémon that isn't Geodude. Just for clarification, I don't count Pokémon as aliens. >> Okay. Well, so what? This is just zero points and we get to reveal.

[12:52] >> No, I'm done. >> Okay. It didn't reveal it. >> Okay. Well, that's that is [ __ ] First off, >> Yeah, I flipped it around. >> OKAY. WELL, WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?

[13:06] an impossible challenge. That's You got that those old impossibles where they don't have the sides of the puzzle. be way too easy if I just gave you ET. didn't think this was the answer. I thought you skipped a slide. That looks

[13:20] thought you skipped a slide. That looks literally nothing like what we saw. >> Android. >> That's crazy. Okay, game. >> No, it gets easier like all good games.

[13:40] episode. >> I think he came from another planet to eat our phone books. >> This is such a dumb game. >> I actually think I know this. Is this uh the fish from Phantom Menace that chase

[13:53] Quon J? >> That is the case. like crap alien characters. >> Was that right? It doesn't seem right.

[14:07] heart said. Okay, give us a hint. >> For a game called Guess the Alien, this >> Wow, what a That's Thank you for that. >> Is it a xenomorph? That's the alien. >> The alien.

[14:22] >> How is that a >> This is so ridiculous. up here. >> Oh, that's easy. That's Yoda. That's >> Two points to jump. >> You can go again.

[14:36] point. >> I don't know what it is. >> Oh, no. Uh, Stitch or Lilo? [ __ ] I can't remember which one it is. Whoever's not the Hawaiian girl.

[14:50] >> Yeah. Lilo and Stitch. >> Which one is it? Just for my own >> Stitch is the alien. >> So, that's one point to Jordan. Two >> Yes. Ah, >> Dimma Gorgon. Stranger Things.

[15:05] >> Holy [ __ ] He's a web. Nope. No, it's not. >> Predator. >> No, it is an elite from Halo.

[15:17] >> It is the Arbiter from Halo. >> Nice. >> That's just not an alien. We're really stretching. We're really stretching on >> I mean, he's portraying an alien. >> Yeah, but which muppet is

[15:32] >> It's Jordy. >> Yeah, but I'm uh I'm tapped out. the herdy gertie Swedish meatball one. >> I don't remember this guy's name, but he's the puppet with the big long trunk. Um, Edgar maybe is his name.

[15:45] the name of the shark series. >> I know who it is. I don't remember the name of it though cuz I can describe him. He's got the big black beady eyes >> Alf. >> Oh, it's Alf.

[15:57] >> Did you watch Alf as a kid? >> I watched a little bit of Alf. >> Did you write it? >> Yeah. He's cool. Right. >> I don't think Isn't he a mutant or No, he's Alfie the alien.

[16:11] >> No, I'm sure he came from space, but again, I'm I'm racking my brain from clips before Cheese TV was on. I honestly reckon that you could go back >> Don't you reckon? >> Did you ever watch Dinosaurs, the the

[16:25] >> I didn't want to because apparently the ending is really tragic. >> I was just about to bring that up. When I think of Alf, I think of dinosaurs cuz it's the same era and the same style and it it the way Dinosaurs ends, big

[16:37] has to like reconcile with his family about the dinosaurs like they're all >> Why did they have to choose that moment in the bloody hundred million years that dinosaurs were on at that point? Okay. Well, that's tragic. And I think that

[16:51] ALF probably just ended. >> Yeah, Alf probably Oh, he got he got kidnapped. I'm almost positive Alf got kidnapped at the end of the show. I I'd was something pretty dark about the way Alf was I don't know sailing off into

[17:05] >> Also, what's really strange is that for whatever reason that was the biggest sitcom in the United States at some point. It's a really like I can't point. It's a really like I can't compreh

[17:22] with What's your name? >> Yeah, you got to get the name. What's >> main characters. >> Yep. What the hell is it? It's Jake Sully's wife. It's uh She's the highest grossing movies, by the way.

[17:37] >> I actually like I like Way of the Water. I didn't I didn't love the newest one >> Yes. Let's change the name of the game to What is her name? >> What What is her name? >> I don't know. Madame Avatar.

[17:52] >> I'll give him a point for at least >> having a go. So, negative one for Charlie just to make the score even. Yeah. All right. But do you do you have a guess? >> I I can't think of it now. Natiri. Oh,

[18:05] cats so much. >> Yeah, they're very feline features. >> And you like Hang on. So, you liked the second one, but not the first one. Is I thought was just an improvement. >> And then the third

[18:17] >> The third is just the second one they did it again. So, it was kind of lame. name. >> Kind of feel like she should be married to Ja being stone. You reckon? >> Yeah. Yeah, the Gungans. The Gungans

[18:29] [ __ ] actually. They're a cool race. George Lucas was too much of a coward to >> [ __ ] I bet you one of the aliens is going to be a Gungan, and I didn't know that. So, we can already just give him another point.

[18:41] another point. >> There we go. There we go. >> nice. >> Futurama's best character. >> Easily the best. >> And Zap's pretty good. Zap has moments.

[18:56] >> Yep, I know it. >> Oh, what is his name? >> Yeah, it's Oddworld. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Did you play

[19:09] >> I don't think that that's a I think you've just put a tower in there. there. >> Sauron. >> Yeah. What's crazy is Jackson, for only one of these did you silhouette it?

[19:23] >> No, I didn't silhouette that. It just couldn't figure out how to do it from >> You got to be specific. >> That's cringe, man. There's a lot of Reapers. >> Uh, who's the Vanguard? Um, oh, [ __ ] I

[19:38] >> Give you a hint. The main antagonist name, though. >> Now, Jordan, it's your opportunity. >> Okay. What the [ __ ] are you guys talking

[19:50] What the [ __ ] are you guys talking about? >> Sharon, right? >> Oh, Sarin is the uh the Tyrion. >> Yeah. No, >> man. If I guess Sauron, you can just

[20:05] >> man. If I guess Sauron, you can just chalk that up to my Australian accent. >> Should we continue on? >> Yeah, I won't find it. >> It does sound like a metal band, man. >> Damn.

[20:17] cut? Is this too far in the past? >> This is an iconic character and Mass Effect is an amazing game. I feel like everyone knows the Reapers. They all Reaper. He doesn't have like a unique design. It's a race of aliens.

[20:31] >> Okay. For flying robot squids, and that's the enemy in this game, is it? Yeah. Okay. >> Oh. Oh, no. Admiral Akbar. >> Yeah, I know. >> Let's not even bother keeping track.

[20:45] >> Just getting into that. I I know my aliens, just not always their names. >> Uh Kane Kane or But no, no, now he gets a guess.

[20:58] the Simpsons. I don't know the name. >> So, you said Kane? >> Kang or Kodos? >> I think they're like they're visually the same. I couldn't tell them apart. Visually the same.

[21:11] worried one here. I'm going to say that that's Kodos. Just a vibe. I don't know >> Nice. Yeah, better than I can do. >> God, I recognize >> it actually feels nice getting a point. It must be very a great life that

[21:24] >> you're doing. I think it's a close game in points. tripling me. And now I think that you've got a picture of the Sasquatch up. >> This is the dark side of the moon. This is This is nothing. This is actually

[21:38] Arrival. >> Okay, good guess. Do you count that as an alien? You're clearly not an alien. >> Hang on. Does that not count? Does that not count? That counts.

[21:52] on point. >> Nonetheless, that was a respectable clutch back from absolute desperation. >> That was crazy. you got. >> That's true. I I did I kind of dialed in

[22:05] the ET rotation, he gave up on trying and just started putting photos. So, if my calculations are correct, Charlie wins points compared to five points. Not

[22:17] >> Yeah, we'll have we'll have to do this again with more aliens. >> Thanks for playing, man. >> Thanks for having me on the game show. I going forward. All your guests play name that alien.

[22:30] really shameful. And thanks for watching.