VIP Ticket Giveaway at Bayern vs Dortmund — Full Breakdown & Transcript

[00:00] Bayern Munich vs Borussia Dortmund is always the biggest game in German football. Munich have dominated the Bundesliga for years, winning the last 10 titles in a row. But this season could be different.

[00:12] Dortmund sit top of the league with 9 games to go. And if they win this game, they would be on course to break a decade of Bayern dominance. Because of this, tickets are completely sold out. But get who's got given VIP tickets which are reselling at 3,500 euros.

[00:27] Me and my YouTube wizard Alex, two football fans who've been lucky enough to watch some of the biggest games in Europe this season. So we're going to give one of our tickets to a stranger who deserves it more than we do. The problem is, we have no idea whose ticket we're going to give away.

[00:42] Off to Starbucks. I hear approaching people. I'm not built for TikTok. I'm not built for YouTube. But here we go. We need to call my child dad, boy. Hello.

[00:54] Can I have a flat white, please? and then an iced latte. Are you a Borussia Dortmund fan? No. Borussia Dortmund fan? No. Borussia Dortmund fan? No. No? Okay. That's all. This isn't an attitude to anyone you know because of this.

[01:07] Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. I don't know, I expected like a Starbucks that was bigger, more hustling and bustling. And I always forget when you go away that it's not always the first language. You always forget that. Yep. You guys walking by, I've had a coffee. I'm going to get pie. You know, you never

[01:24] You never know. Guys, do you suppose we're in Dortmund? No, but I've seen you on TikTok. Hey! You're joking! What are the chances? Are you from here? No, we're from Guernsey. Guernsey? Yeah.

[01:36] Are you super visiting? Yeah, we're doing our ring set. We're giving away tickets. We have a ticket. Oh my God. That we're giving away today. Why don't you have a fight for it or something? I mean, we're probably going to get drunk this morning. Oh yeah? Yeah. We're going to get drunk. We're going to get drunk.

[01:48] We're going to get drunk. We're going to get drunk. We're going to get drunk. We're going to get drunk. Oh yeah? Do you know where you're going? We're going to get to this one. It's just a couple of hours down. It's chillers. Unreal.

[02:00] If you change your mind, we're looking for someone who wants to go. VIP. Bougie. I don't know. I can't believe they wouldn't take it. They were too, like their friendship was so strong. They were an easy-bodied mate, right?

[02:13] Yeah, I would have thrown you all the way down the hall. You would have been so far gone. I'd have punted you myself. So, who's that guy? They mentioned they're going to a bar to watch the game.

[02:26] So I'm thinking there's probably a Bayern Munich bar or a Burschen Dortmund bar where there'll be loads of people like that without tickets. You're going to the bar to watch the game. That is a Bayern Munich bar. Look at that bad boy. Wiener Bar.

[02:38] It was perfect. A Bayern Munich fan's heaven. Surely this was the place we'd meet someone who wanted to play. Let's grab a seat and come up with another game plan. Oh, what are you from?

[02:50] Where are you from? Allen Allen? Yeah, yeah, yeah Are you from here? Ah, Germany, yeah You're a dotman, sir? I'm not, no You're a fucking cunt

[03:03] Can I get a glass of? Yeah We're going Going, going So we make like YouTube videos and stuff and you go and game with Austin? Yeah, we should Aww He gets very difficult, we get weak, we get Portuguese and so on.

[03:21] We're going. And you? How do you feel? Ah, Felix!

[03:34] If you want a special German drink like Aspartola, he would pay one for us. And as our new German friend was buying us a drink, like feet, another stranger approached us.

[03:50] Thank you. Welcome to YouTube. What's your name? My name's David. I got to do some work on Monday and I made sure to get here a little early.

[04:02] I'm trying to do anything in my power to go to this game. I've been in Germany for like three hours. I want to know, who do you support? I'm just here to watch your football I mean it's a good title race

[04:15] I don't know but this is the one which I I have good news shut the fuck up you're ready to go shut the fuck up I'm not joking we have good news what we have a VIP ticket

[04:27] shut the fuck up I'm not joking shut the fuck up you have to be on YouTube I don give a fuck shut the fuck up no that me so we going to the game and today we trying to find someone to give us the ID Thank you

[05:02] in Germany for three hours. Three hours. I did, if I'm being honest. I don't have an alliance but I was looking for a ticket to the Dortmund away section. They've had the last 10.

[05:14] But I'm here for good football. That's it. I'm from Chicago. Born and raised a little bit north of the city from Mexican immigrants. I'm a first generation born in

[05:26] the U.S. So big football fan. My team is a team called As we got chatting, it was clear David was a massive football fan. But the story he told us next proved just how much the game means to him.

[05:38] 2010, and we're all watching the World Cup. I'm about 10 years old. I'm 23, by the way. I told my dad, can we go? And my whole family just laughed about it because, you know, who's got the money for that, right? And he told me a friend of mine, he's like, if you work and save, then yes, we can.

[05:54] And so I got my first job when I was like 10, 11 years old. By the time 2013 comes around and we're buying tickets, by myself, I've saved like over $7,000, $8,000, $9,000 as a 13-year-old.

[06:08] From working landscaping, construction, we went to Brazil in 2014. We bought a ticket off a sub-hub. We ended up getting robbed the day before. And we're walking through the streets looking for somebody selling a ticket. We find the only Brazilian in Brazil that does not like football.

[06:24] And he's like, I got two tickets. And we bought them for him for like $300, $400 a pop. And it started this tradition where now everyone in my family tries to work and save to go to the World Cup every four years.

[06:36] Literally, everyone says the entire point of their working is to pay their rent and go to the World Cup. That's the point of their life. That's your ticket. You've got to be fucking kidding me. I can't believe you. Hospitality.

[06:48] You're going to get your dinner. You're going to get champagne. Where are we sitting? Are we sitting like 10th row? I don't know what you're saying, like a VIP. Where do you drive on the halfway line? Oh, my God. You got my full description. You record everything.

[07:00] My everything's not there. You're going to the deep end. You don't know how ready I am. My everything's not there. My everything's not there. My everything's not there.

[07:12] I need more beers. No, you'll find some. So I got some more beers for the boys, and David asked a question, which meant I had to tell him a little lie. Hey, so who's actually going to the game?

[07:25] Which is great. It's just going to be us three? Yeah. So I can be a Dortmund supporter and we can do whatever we want, but we will be in a Munich area. Because I was rooting for Dortmund the entire time. The only problem is, if you look around, we're kind of in enemy lines.

[07:40] After finishing our pint, we say goodbye to our German friends and jump into David's rental car to try and grab some lunch. We haven't been entirely truthful to you. Here we go. This is the twist. This is the twist. This is the twist. So the twist is that we actually, and this is true, we only have two tickets.

[07:57] Okay. So you are going, but only one of us is going. Really? And you have to pick who. There's no way. You're being bastard. No, it's true. Why would he do this to himself? It's not like you're going to man the camera.

[08:10] Exactly. If me and you go, the camera will be terrible. But if you and Alex go, you're going to have to have a shot. So are we going to pitch? Why take each of us and then let them pick? Yeah, I thought it was. No.

[08:22] You go first. Like he said, he literally is turning the whole camera on. I'm surprised. Oh, it's fine. I'm holding the camera very well. I actually didn't wear the record button once before he did this little vlog thing earlier. And you won't get a nice shot.

[08:34] This video won't be as consistent. It's gonna hurt you that really. You're not gonna see it in full 4K if you've got this man on the camera. So, that's my pitch. What I would say is, Alex will melt your head. Look at him already. He will be pointing the camera in your face the whole time.

[08:48] if you go with me it'll just be two guys having a good time all I'm saying is you know think carefully because you're going to have to live with this for the next probably five hours this is wild I might have flown to Munich to sit in the bar

[09:00] there's no way give it to Alex he wants it more his speech showed it to me his speech showed it to me guilt tripping his speech showed it to me purchased anyone I think you guys both like good content and I not going to be made to feel like a piece of shit for picking the wrong person So this is what we going to do

[09:20] Before you guys put out this video, we're going to have some short-form content coming up challenging a couple of Bayern Munich fans to see who knows more about Bayern. So, I'm going to flip this completely on both of us.

[09:34] We're going to play the game. Oh! No! No! Oh! Except John's done way too much practice on this. So the way that we're going to do this is Alex is going to name Bayern players

[09:49] and John is going to name Dortmund players because you've already gotten like eight different rounds to try this and the winner is going to go to the game with me. So when you're asking me who do I want to go to the game with,

[10:01] I want to go to the game with whoever wins this game. Are you guys ready? Alex, start us off. Miami Claire Miami Claire you've got

[10:13] you've got Miami Claire you've got Dortmund 3 2 1 go Neuer Kubo All right Guerrero Cabo France

[10:25] Super Meccano Stalingham Davies Shrew Gareth Pallard Koeman McCookle Nugget Reina

[10:37] keep moting 5 4 3 2 1 I think we got our answer

[10:56] you got my hug I literally didn't have a player after that I didn't even see you guys are going to have a great time I'm gonna have a few more of these

[11:08] and I'm gonna document my journey while you two go and document yours it's him he's the bad guy and you only had two hours of practice so we're giving it all a celebrate my mission became

[11:20] finding someone to watch the game with we're basically looking for someone to host me in their daff in Munich or you know maybe they're going with a mate to the pub whatever but I want to go for the authentic experience having a weird Irish guy

[11:33] come along with you mightn't be appealing to many so It might happen, if it happens it'll be fun. I've got a text. Someone I know through Twitter, I talked to a couple of years ago, has messaged me and said he's going to a friend's place,

[11:47] so I'm going to ask him can I go with him. I feel like I'm overstepping a bit. So I know a German, a guy called Fiago, or Fudi Beas. I said I'd meet him at the game, but I've just told him, ask him if he can get fans in Germany.

[12:00] One of your followers on Hootsuite for the game was giving a ticket to a stranger and he says, You can't be serious, there's no way you did this. Say hello to him for me, Alex. The time had come.

[12:12] It was time to jump on an Uber to the Alley of the Lena and say my final goodbye to the land. I'm meeting Dominic in an Irish bar. So I flew to Munich to sit in an Irish bar. I just texted my bosses about it.

[12:25] They woke up, they read it, they said, what if this is the most elaborate April Fool's Day prank that I've ever been a part of? Probably you should say that. It's the final question. Guys, enjoy. I will. Appreciate it. I'll see you after.

[12:40] See you later mate. I'm not bitter at all, I just think you should have a really good time, you know. Right, see you later. See you later mate. Enjoy the game.

[12:53] This is so weird. Oh my god Alex! Oh, that's arena, baby. As the boys walked up the steps of the stadium and into VIP,

[13:06] I got on another taxi back to the city to meet my new friend where I stupidly filmed everything go vertically. Sorry, Alex. How you doing, son? I remember you telling me you wanted me to call you

[13:19] when I had some champagne. Here, it's better. Very good. We got a new friend. I do, man. How's it going? How's your placement? Good to meet you.

[13:31] Good to meet you. You too. Do you believe what's happened? Well, at this point, I'm not surprised that you already got your... I already told people, be aware, it's an Irish guy who's off in the running spot with

[13:43] his guy. I didn listen to anything of his He come to an Irish bar Alright see you soon You pay the hire So I just got dropped off in the city to Kennedy the Irish bar Gonna go in and get my own champagne

[13:57] I'm motivated, I'm gonna have a better day than those two ages. Oh, Father, I bring the fun to you. Saying that though, the food the lads were eating looked delicious. And once they'd stopped themselves enough, they grabbed a huge beer and headed out to their padded seats.

[14:10] While I tried to find a good spot in the bar with my mate Dominic, as the game was getting underway. We miss you John! We miss you John!

[14:25] Two minutes to kick off, you probably can't hear me, had a couple of beers here with my guy. I think I have to be a Barnes fan the fact I'm here, the boys are behind the enemy line. So John, I could have been there at the game with these guys, but why is it better that I'm here?

[14:41] I'm here. I respond almost local at the people here, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're just going to enjoy the game. I think it's much better here. Yeah, those guys are probably surrounded by corporate people and VIP seats that don't care.

[14:55] I'm here with people who care. This is the real Munich. Hey, John, I don't know if you can hear, but there's a seat right here. You can come to the game. Just come on. Come on.

[15:13] Tyler. And I tell you what, the lads wouldn't have seen the angle they saw on this TV. You will see it. Come out with the greatest misclick of his career. 1-0 Bayern.

[15:25] That was powerful. 2-0 Bayern. 2-0 Bayern. This one is absolutely terrible.

[15:44] 3-0. Absolutely mad. Those boys, 23 minutes in, 3-0. They're having a ball of the city. It's not over at all. It's goddamn unfortunate.

[16:01] What a result. That's what it is. I'm going to go.

[16:35] life. So thank you. For my friends in Germany. Are you going to chug it? Cheers. Cheers.

[16:55] This is, as Alex said, absolutely silly now. Maximum capacity for this game. Not a single NPC. Not a single NPC.

[17:07] We're missing you, John. How do you call by sortness? When you're down 4-0 to your rivals and they have the audacity. Sub-Aid, Navri, and Stadiomanic.

[17:21] There's something. Dude, have you drawn a penalty? I'm just interested to see if anyone in here cares or reacts. I don't even know how to explain it

[17:50] but it's 4-2 full time, 4-2 much better atmosphere here than the stadium Yeah, I think the greatest atmosphere here, you know, much better than in the city.

[18:04] And there we have it. A weekend I'll remember for the rest of my life. I never thought I'd be in a position to get VIP tickets to their classic art, let alone give them to a complete stranger. Seeing David's happiness motivates me to keep doing it,

[18:17] and this is just the beginning of our long-form videos on the channel, and we could not do it without your support. Maybe, just maybe, someday it'll be you that I bump into more nature.