How to Beat the Lottery — Full Breakdown & Transcript

[00:01] my desk. Uh please please don't find my mom by the way. I was I meant to censor Anyway, we are playing scratch the ticket. So, let's go down here, grab this, and look, we are printing our own scratch cards. Lovely. Let's shove that

[00:15] there. And if we zoom in to this, we can see exactly how it works. So, scratch the cells, multiply winnings, cash out at any time, but we get a bomb, we lose it all. So, looks like there's one bomb on here. So, a one in four chance. Let's

[00:29] go slot three to start. So, nice. We got three quid. Do we gamble? Uh Oh no, that's a bomb. Oh no. Oh, never gamble. Unlucky. I'll print one more ticket. Okay, let's Let's try again. So, grab this, slot

[00:43] three again. Gives us another three quid. Oh, this time a little bit more lucky. Should I try the next one? Yes. We got three threes. Now, it's 50% We got three threes. Now, it's 50% chance. Do I go I might I might stick.

[00:55] I'm going to stick with that. So, if we shove this into that, that will give us money on our computer. So, 270 quid. Blimey. So, if we click the receive button, we will receive that. We've unlocked some stuff. We've got 370 quid

[01:10] now. And I think our aim is just to like con the lottery, cuz our first upgrade here is a spy who infiltrates the factory, and they leave a hidden UV marker on lottery tickets. So, let's grab a spy, and oh, there's only a small

[01:25] a small chance of the UV mark probability. However, we are now earning a quid a second somehow. Now, let's just check the other tabs as well. So, we can we level Oh, I think we've just Hang on,

[01:39] we've just printed one of these. So, they cost 60 quid each. Blimey. Well, got a bomb straight away. So, I just lost 60 quid. So, yeah, I've got to come into here and get another one. It does level up the ticket every time you buy

[01:53] one, though. But right, I think stick with slot three. So, there's a three. >> [music] >> Let's see what two gets us in terms of >> Let's see what two gets us in terms of cash. So, 90 quid. So, really we want to

[02:06] will receive that anyway, but let's buy another one. Do we stick with the slot He's He swears the market eggs are trying to infiltrate the house. Right, [music] two three. Let's do three threes. Do I go for the jackpot? Oh, I

[02:20] jackpot. I think let's just cash it in for now. We'll cash that in cuz we know that's like 200 and something quid, isn't it? Yeah, 270 bush. Then I can go I could get another spy perhaps. So, yeah, they just give us a quid per

[02:32] yeah, they just give us a quid per second. So, if I buy another spy, maybe another one. Got 400 quid. I'm now getting three quid a second, which isn't bad actually. Um we also have a shop tab. So, yeah, lighting fixtures. 450

[02:46] even tell if there's UV on it yet. And then in here is just the stats. Okay. Let's buy another ticket. I'm intrigued to know what happens when we actually How is the middle one the I want my

[02:59] money back. Anyway, this is now leveled up to level one. So, perhaps if we get three again, this seems to be the best way of doing it, but perhaps I'll be worth more. So, 270 it was worth last time. Now, still 270 even though we've

[03:14] leveled it up. Interesting. Oh, the jackpot has increased to 1,200. That was 800 before. Oh, no, and the cost has increased. It now costs 100 quid. Oh, really? All right, well, let's try Oh, we got the bomb.

[03:28] just going to go I'm just going to go like from here. Those balls. I want to Do those four again. Damn it. All right, buy How much money do I have? 400 quid. Three three [music] three. Three. Oh, we've done it. I think we've

[03:43] scratch it off so the machine can definitely read it. That's definitely So, is this missed 1,250. Oh, we got confetti. I love >> [laughter] >> Amazing. So, 1,600 quid now and I could

[03:58] need to buy two? There you go, buy two. So, definitely leveled up. Um and then on that one. Can we get another jackpot? I might just try to stick with three. I want to know if the leveling up has increased the prize. So, is this still

[04:13] worth 170 or 270, wasn't it? Yeah, it's gone up. It's now 405. Okay. But yeah, it costs more to buy. There is another one down here, the lucky slot with a 16 grand jackpot. Let's give one of these a go then. So, what have we got to do on

[04:28] this one? Three in a row in every ticket. Scratch a line horizontal or vertical and then Oh, do we win what's up there? Okay, so shall I go like Oh, vertical? We've got a load of lemons. So, that is a time seven. Do I keep

[04:43] scratching? I don't know how to play. It says scratch a line horizontal or can't do any more. So, over here it looks like I can get times 24 if I get bananas and cherries as well. Oh, that had a cherry on it though. Oh,

[04:57] I don't understand. Why did I mess that up so badly? Let's try again. So, I think only one line wins and you've just got to guess. So, yeah, I've won. I've won again with cherries. Cherries are only worth times two though. So, not the

[05:09] best, but let's shove that in. See what it wins. 384. Not bad. Let's buy another one. I wish I didn't mess up the the lemon one now. What have I got there? Oh, no. That's not a good line. So, can I try lemons down the bottom? Oh, it

[05:23] lemons were. All right, there you go. We've got lemons down the middle. So, shove them in. This is a time seven. Oh my goodness, 16 grand. How many grand? >> All right, receive. We are now officially rich and we've unlocked

[05:37] upgrades. So, we've unlocked a hacker. Hacks the system and prints free tickets. Interesting. Um I could get a bakery, fresh bread daily, that wonderful smell. So, if I buy that, that's six quid a second. And I feel

[05:50] like I probably want more spies, right? So they're quite cheap. I got 17 grand, so you can see them going along the top. Do they get a different rate? No, but it's now a 10% chance. So if I go to the shop and buy the flashlight, then I can

[06:04] use that to check. And then we've got a chemist set down here. Let's you see through things, rare and expensive, five grand. Okay, I've just bought that as well. Right, then we can have a go at the minesweeper one. So 1,200 quid.

[06:17] Although the jackpot is tiny on that compared to the lucky slot one. Yeah, let's try the minesweeper one. Then I guess shall I turn the light on? Oh, look. Oh, it shows where the bombs are. That's incredible. So two bombs there.

[06:29] So does that mean I can just Hang on, let's let's zoom in. It should tell us what to do. Oh, there's three bombs. Bombs count around the cell. Scratch the cells, multiply winnings, cash out at any time. So there's three

[06:41] bombs. Presumably it works like minesweeper like this. If I look at that one bomb next to it. So that means this one here doesn't have a bomb. That says two. And if we know that there's a bomb there and a bomb there, that means the

[06:55] middle one must be a bomb, I think. So what if we try this bottom corner? Are meant to be three bombs. Oh, does it mean how many aren't bombs next to it? I minesweeper since like before I knew the rules. Like literally since I learned

[07:10] played it. And clearly I still don't know the rules of minesweeper. And oh, are. Okay, we'll start there. So that is a one. So does that mean there's one bomb? That's a zero. So does that mean there's no bombs around it? Am I playing

[07:26] on? So do all of these Oh, look, we found we found diamond. So do these not have bombs next to them cuz they're zeros. All right, so there's a bomb in that corner I would imagine cuz that's got a zero. So that's Okay, that's two.

[07:40] So two bombs next to that one. If this is a zero, that shouldn't be a bomb and that shouldn't be a bomb. Okay, so I'm thinking bomb there, bomb there, bomb think I want to try anything else. I'm just going to put that in see what a

[07:53] diamond gets me. 2,100. And what that leveled up straight to level one. Interesting. I'm going to try the lucky slot one again and then have a go with anything. How does this work though? Oh, look. I got to drop onto it. Oh, what's

[08:06] Was that meant to help me? I don't know if that helped or not. What's underneath it? Is that showing anything? That may have shown a lemon. Let's drop another one up there. So, if I drop that there, does it go yellow underneath? I think it

[08:18] does. I think there's lemons in that middle row. Yeah, there is. Okay, so we shove that in for a jackpot. 60 grand. Oh my goodness. Okay, so that is the way to make money. Let's for now I mean what's in the shop again? Just a load of

[08:32] locked stuff. Yeah, so let's just go to upgrades. Let's get a hacker. Get some free some free tickets. Oh, free ticket probability is 0.7%. I didn't realize that. I thought I'd be a good hacker. Anyway, I'm getting 45 quid a second.

[08:46] So, I guess I'll just get more spies. Maybe another bakery or two and then I'll keep going with the lucky slots again. I may may as well level that up to level one. There you go. Jackpot is now 24 grand. I'm not sure if these

[08:58] my goodness, how many did I buy? I bought a lot. All right, let's just have a look with the light. Don't know anything. So, does this run out? Do you right. That's a dead one. Let's grab another one. Okay, we've got cherries.

[09:11] That is some sort of prize. Shove that in there. So, 300 quid. Better than a kick in the nuts. Now, that's a lemon. So, let's just see if I shine this. Doesn't show anything. Could drop that on that one. See if it goes. Okay, that

[09:24] went red. So, that means all right. It only means if there's lemons that that is one. Oh, that is a lemon. And that's a lemon. Yes. We did it. So, is that another six That's a 24 grand jackpot. I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams. All

[09:36] right, look down here, an apartment. Our aim is to is to buy an apartment. Four walls, your own space. Although, aren't most apartments actually leased rather own it. Why are you getting into the details? Let's get another hacker, 29

[09:51] grand, and then a few more spies, and then more lucky slots. So, yeah, these have all leveled up already, which is very nice. Right, lemon there. Let's give this a squirt. There. So, that's a banana. Let's see

[10:05] That might be a lemon there. So, this could be more lemons along the bottom. Oh my goodness, you won again. Get it in the machine. Give me that 24 grand. Boo. through these. I don't think I need to waste my time doing that. Although, it

[10:20] does seem to be lemons are just on the bottom. Okay, not that time or that time. Fair enough. All right, more lucky slots. Can I get that to the next level? 32 grand if we win now. So, we'll just try we'll try the middle every time. And

[10:32] if it doesn't work, doesn't work. I feel like with the return these make, it's not the worst thing in the world to do. Or maybe it is. I'm losing all of these. Should I check them with flashlights? No. Okay, we've got cherries. That's a

[10:44] little bit of cash back. Might pay for some of them. 700 quid. All right, then screw it. I think it's worth, if I get a lemon here, which I have, trying to find another lemon. So, let's drop half of it on that one.

[10:58] That's a banana. So, we'll try there to see if that's a lemon. Oh, that like a banana as well. So, let's put that in. She has a number on the side. So, that's that's just a stinking loss. There weren't any lemons in the line there.

[11:11] All right, lemon down the bottom. Let's just check the UV. And oh, what's that? Oh, was that a free ticket? Oh, what's that? Oh, a firefly. I just squished it. firefly over there. You squish them to regen the goop. That's what makes it

[11:26] see-through. That's gross. Well, as we just got one. Hang on, did I did I check that? Yeah, I did. I guess I may as well check. So, let's put a blob there. blob there. Okay, I think that's the one. I think that's the one. So, if I

[11:41] scratch there, lemon, another lemon. We're rich. We are rich. 32 grand received. All right, so now in upgrades, I've got 76 grand to spend. The mayor costs 250 grand. That

[11:54] reduces the cost of lottery tickets and items. I guess do I want another hacker? I might just want to lose more bakeries. 18 quid a second pretty crazy. So, yeah, these do cost more every time. But if we get 20 of them, I can then add a load

[12:08] more spies as well. So, we get that to 50. There we go. So, we're making 220 quid a second now. And that's without any of our winnings. Let's get another minesweeper one as well. And then this is the free one, wasn't it? So, is it

[12:21] any good? No, it isn't. There's two bombs on it as well. Not ideal. We got a All right, does this have Okay, so we know there's two bombs there. So, let's start there. So, one. And we know the bomb is to the left of it. So, that side

[12:36] bomb is to the left of it. So, that side should be clear. That should be clear. Oh, there's the there's the diamond. Down there should be clear. So, there is a bomb either in the middle of my flashlight there or in that one. Do I go

[12:48] for another corner? There's three bombs apparently. If I try No way, I got the bomb again. Why am I so bad at mine minesweeper? >> Because you are stupid, bro. >> I feel like I'm better when I don't know

[13:00] where the bombs are. All right, so there must be a bomb there. Oh, does it work Is it not adjacent? Is it like in a circle? Maybe that's how minesweeper works. Oh, look, I got a prize over there. Next to it there's a zero. So,

[13:12] there. So, does that mean there's a bomb definitely here or could it be there? Cuz it's or there. I don't know. Oh, we've doubled. We've got two gems there. I might cash two gems in. See what that gets us on the minesweeper. 3 and 1/2

[13:26] grand. I mean, it's nothing compared to the lucky slot. I don't get why these miners are so expensive unless they level up crazily. And like the same with the sixth sense, really. Let's just level it up. Okay, so it leveled up to

[13:39] 7,000. Well, if I level it up again, 12,000. It's just not that good. Or is it just easier to work out? All right, zero. So, we should be able to go there, there, there, and there. Then we got another zero here, another zero there,

[13:54] prizes. [music] Up there has a one. Oh, look, we got a free lucky slot as well. But yeah, I think that's good enough to shove in there and cash. So, that is 7 grand. Not too shabby. This free one, nothing on

[14:08] there. But let's just give it a scratch. Got cherries, cherries, cherries. What is that worth these days? 2,800? card, not terrible. All right, this has a bomb there, apparently. So, that says

[14:22] two. We know that says one. So, maybe I'll come down here. That also says two. So, let's go far away. So, down there's good. Above it is good. Above that is good. Above that is very good. So, if there's zeros, this must be safe. And

[14:39] this must be safe. Then that has to be a bomb for that to be one. Unless I just just going to cash that one in, I think. Let's go with the next one and then receive that prize. I mean, that was 12 grand. Oh, that was the jackpot. There

[14:53] might only be two diamonds on each. All right, two there. Not a great start. One there, not a great start. Up there is a diamond. There we have a zero. So, that is safe. That is safe. There's the other diamond. So, is that it? That's the win.

[15:06] that was only worth seven. How do I know how many diamonds are at? Oh, look, another bug. Squashed. All right, zero. So, we have one diamond, zero there, zero there, zero there. That's another diamond. One there. I know we can

[15:21] diamond. One there. I know we can scratch this one. Oh, and then that one. And then that one cuz that was a zero. Then that's a two. So, that's maybe as far as we can get. Wait, it does say the bomb count around the cell. So, if it's

[15:33] around, that could mean diagonally as well. Yeah, I don't know. I'm just going to cash that in, I think. 8,007. It's weird you get like different amounts. there's a bomb in the top left corner. Let's just go there. See what that says.

[15:46] That says two. Not I do. Let's go diagonally down there. That says one. Balls. Oh, come on. There's got to be another diamond over this way. Yes, there's another diamond. Do I gamble to try and get the full the full thing?

[16:00] [music] There's three bombs, though. I don't think it's worth it. I think just cash that in. 7,000. Yeah, so there must be three gems. It's just weird I got I understand that. Anyway, I'm going to level up the sixth sense. I see dead

[16:14] people. See if that's worth doing. I don't think it is. I honestly think I'm better off just like I mean, adding more bakeries probably. Does that give me 120 per second? Oh, no. That's they each give six [music] per second. Yeah, okay.

[16:27] Well, let's get that up to 30. We'll then do the hackers. Get the spies up a bit. And then Oh, we got a free lucky slot. Let's do the bottom one. It's a banana. Let's just gamble. There you go. I thought I won it, but I didn't. Can I

[16:41] prize, is it? Oh, it did give me money. 800 quid. Oh, I understand it now. For each lemon, you get seven quid back. And if you get three of a kind of any, you get 24. The jackpot. Okay. I think that's how it works. Um, squish that as

[16:57] well. All right, let's have a look at these sixth senses. Nothing marked on those. They've only got one bomb on. So, I'll try and get three balls. Here we go. I won one there. Let's check both of those. No good. In fact, can I lay these

[17:12] out so I can check like all of them at once? There we go. So, anything marked? Nothing marked. So, let's just try Oh, look I got threes Oh, that was a bomb. Okay, so that got me a grand. I don't actually think that's worth playing for.

[17:27] grand. Screw it. Just shove them all in. Take the cash. Take the cash. But, yeah, anything other than the lucky slot, honestly. Particularly if I can level it up again, which I can. 41,000 if we win now. So, I just put one in Oh, I didn't

[17:43] Yeah, I was meant to just lay them all out so I could like torch loads of them to see if any of them are marked. Ooh, what does that say? What is that meant to be? Oh, does it say cherry up there? Okay, so if I can find another cherry

[17:57] Oh, I found a lemon. Okay. Okay, fail. Well, that was pointless. All right, Well, that was pointless. All right, banana fail. This one, cherry cherry lemon. Oh, that is a prize, isn't it? Doesn't get me a jackpot, but it does

[18:09] actually work. I have now learned, three in a row. Although, that does give the jackpot, does it? No, three lemons do, but three cherries don't. Anyway, I think my aim is just to do three in a

[18:23] line, and then I always win. So, that was a jackpot, and like I can do that to chucked that before. But, this makes no sense. Why are they paying so well? So, what does that one give me? 900 quid. More than pays for the ticket. Let's

[18:37] just have a look at these all as banana in the top left on that one, and a banana in the top right on that one. So, let's do that on those, that on those, that on those. So, they're all going to be winners cuz you just scratch one row.

[18:50] 56 quid. Okay, so that didn't pay for itself. So, they cost 500 quid each. That didn't pay for itself. Okay, I'm understanding how you like lose now. Um, let's just keep trying down the middle then, and then down the middle on that

[19:04] but they do give us some money. This was one that we printed ourselves for free, and there's banana in the top left. So, what I might do, scratch the lemon there, and then give this a go. It's a little blob there. That look lemony, I

[19:18] think. Yes, three lemons. So, three lemons is a jackpot, and that was a free one as well. Hang on, let's just receive that, and then there's the jackpot. Oh my goodness, 123 grand. How was that so high, even though the jackpot's only 41

[19:32] high, even though the jackpot's only 41 grand? So many questions. I've got 424 grand though. Uh so, let's in our upgrades, maybe get the met. 250 grand, but reduces the cost of tickets. Discount 0.1%.

[19:46] >> All right, well, I'm going to buy a load of bakeries, few more hackers, and then load more spies, and then we're earning 640 a second. Oh look, we just got a

[19:58] just got one of these. It's got two bombs on, and no UV. I assume Oh, that would have been like a big prize though, but let's buy some more tickets. slot, surely. Can I level it up again? There you go, it's leveled up again. And

[20:13] then, right, there's something in the middle there, whatever that icon is. Nothing on that one, nothing on that one. Banana in the top left of that one. lemons there. Oh, nearly got the lemons there. Okay,

[20:26] so that is four wins. One will be the jackpot. Let's just shove them in, claim the prizes, and there's the jackpot. They're nice, three lemons again. Give me that confetti hit. Love it. Let's do some more minesweeper. I feel like I

[20:39] need to learn on minesweeper. Learn it by cheating. All right, we'll start there. So, there is one bomb next to this. Probably not there. There's three bombs next to this one. I don't know if that means anything. Let's try back

[20:51] good. So, zero, zero, zero. So, we can go to that corner, let's find one diamond. Down there, we got some zeros. We got another diamond. All right, come So, if that's a zero, there has to be a bomb this side, right? I guess it could

[21:04] be there if it's surrounding, but that's got to be a one. This is also a one. I three bombs, does that mean the bombs have to be in those five cells? So, this

[21:17] corner should be free. Yeah, and this corner has two surrounding. So, it's got to be those two that have bombs in and that one. So, would be those two. So, yeah, that one's free. That's a one. So, I think it's

[21:31] that corner. So, I think this is fine. I've learned Minesweeper. So, I think the three bombs I think this isn't a bomb. I've done it. I've cracked finally worked out how Minesweeper works. I always thought it was random

[21:45] >> [laughter] >> Oh, we won. Jackpot, 44 grand. Give me that confetti. All right, let's buy another mat. Now, we're up to 812 per another mat. Now, we're up to 812 per second. Another hacker, few more spies.

[22:00] slot here. This is a printed one. Nothing written on it. I've already got one squirt. Although, I do hear a flight over there. Splat, splat, splat. So, could do one there. That was something yellow. Another one there. Also

[22:15] something yellow. One down the bottom. Ooh, that was something red. All right, this is a lemon, I think that's a lemon as well. Oh, it's a lemon cherry. Damn Cuz I don't know if the ones we print ourselves are worth more. They must do

[22:29] getting more hackers, which is the free ticket probability. It's got to be good. Anyway, just going to prove I am still good at Minesweeper. And I mean, I know where two bombs are now. So, we should

[22:41] be good. So, one we know that all the ones surrounding that can't be bombs because the bomb's in there. So, they should all be good. Nice. Zeros mean fine. And that one I mean, I've

[22:55] a zero. So, all the ones surrounding this is fine. Yes. Yes, because it's surrounding, not just adjacent to like I thought the diagonal didn't count but now I understand. So this is two bombs

[23:07] bombs. We know there's a bomb up there so these two are clear. So does that mean that's a jackpot on the mine sweeper now? Yeah, 38 grand. Oh thank phone my mom. I am phoning my mom. Oh look, I received money from my mom. I

[23:21] should have phoned her earlier. Can I just keep phoning her for money? Oh I money. Legend. All right, I found a lemon on this. Let's just check if there's a lemon there. That's a lemon. So high probability

[23:34] triple lemon on one of these printed tickets. This is from the hacker. This could be worth absolute cash. Oh 1.6 million and annoyingly solar panel is locked in the demo. And down the bottom I think we need 174

[23:50] hundred thousand million. I think milliard means million. So that's not going to happen. I guess we just we just get some mers, get some hackers, get some bakeries. Man, we're earning 1800 a second without even winning anything.

[24:04] But I think let's just phone a mom and we'll say peace, love and you can always we'll say peace, love and you can always count on your mom. Bye guys.