I Watched the 100 Worst-Rated Anime So You Don't Have To

[00:03] what do you think of when I say the greatest anime ever made well naturally if you're a season anime fan your brain will start off with one show most likely your personal favorite and then proceed to list off a bunch of other shows that

[00:15] may not necessarily be your star player but you're definitely keeping on the benches to make sure they stay nice and toasty but now let me put my thing down flipping and reverse it like Missy Elliot and ask you what do you think of

[00:27] when I say the worst anime ever made some of you might be slightly stumped on that question especially if you're an average anime fan that won't even bother acknowledging the existence of a show if it's rated anything lower than a seven

[00:39] on my anime list but here's the thing I'm not your average anime fan not to T my own horn here or anything but I've seen my fair share of anime over the past several decades from the cult classics to the modern masterpieces but

[00:53] also the Forgotten gems and even the downright awful who merely adopted the bad anim I was Bor in it but unfortunately or fortunately I haven't seen everything that the world of anime has to offer and I feel the best way to

[01:09] truly appreciate the good in anything is to appreciate and experience the terrible so I decided to go to a place that no mortal ever dares to venture the that no mortal ever dares to venture the 267th page of Mal's top anime list to

[01:24] spend an ungodly amount of time watching the worst of the worst raid anime the internet has to offer to find out just how bad these terrible anime really are

[01:37] how bad these terrible anime really are and let's just say I was not [Music] ready but before we begin a quick word from today's sponsor protonvpn in order for me to do the research on this video

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[02:57] the channel in the process big thank you to proton VPN for sponsoring this video now let's dive head first into the 100 worst anime ever rated okay before we begin our journey into anime hell let's set some ground rules firstly it's

[03:11] important to know that the order that I list and talk about these shows may not be in the exact same order as when you decide to follow along with this list if you're crazy enough to do so obviously the more people who find these awful

[03:23] anime the more people who are going to be leaving scores and the internet sure isn't tired of the same old joke of giving crappy anime a 10 out of 10 score to mess up the legitimacy of the entire website so apologies if I'm saying some

[03:36] anime out of order this this is the order that they were in when I started writing this video secondly there is an ungodly amount of entries on my anime list that are what is categorized as unrated anime so forgotten that not a

[03:51] single person has taken the time to review them or rate them which is saying a lot considering the internet loves uncovering lost and forgotten media and exposing it to a larger audience kind of like what I'm doing right now so I

[04:06] decided that for now I won't be touching these shows for this video because honestly I could do a whole different video for these instead I started from raided by at least one person on the website and worked my way further down

[04:21] from there one thing I immediately noticed about this list is that apart from a couple of infamously terrible shows which we will be touching upon I personally hadn't heard of a majority of these most were very abstract and

[04:35] obscure one shots like short films and ovas and onas that made me question the psychology of Japanese anime people but alas I ventured into the deep end anyway

[04:47] oh also uh there's going to be a handful of shows in this list that YouTube will definitely not be happy with me showing so if you're brave enough to follow this journey with me uncensored and support my channel in the process you can check

[04:59] out the uncensored version of this video on my patreon which I will leave in the description below so let's start at the top of the [ __ ] list at the 100th worst rated anime ever a little three episode OVA called biston well monogatari gazi

[05:17] not subasa better known in English as gazi's Wing when you hear about terrible anime on the internet this is a name you'll definitely see pop up in your YouTube feed with the hundreds of videos clowning on it and if you decide to

[05:30] subject yourself to it you'll be honestly impressed by just how crap it really is considering the fact that the OVA was created by tomino yoshiyuki the creator of Mobile Suit Gundam you'd expect some great characters and

[05:44] storytelling and progression but gazi's Wing offers absolutely none of that within the first 10 minutes of episode 1 you get thrown into the deep end of confusing plot points that never get an explanation a bunch of unimaginative and

[05:58] one-dimensional characters that have little to no depth whatsoever and some super super mid action sequences that look like a bad hentai from the 9s also I only just piece this together while watching it but um gazi's Wing is kind

[06:14] watching it but um gazi's Wing is kind of an isaki the main character Chris the most Japanese name imaginable by the way straight up gets iseki to this like straight up gets iseki to this like bootleg berserk ass World while still

[06:26] somehow being able to communicate with himself in the non isekai World which just turns this whole plot into like a schizophrenia simulator mom told me I have bruises all over my body is there any connection to this there is a war

[06:41] going on even dinosaurs are here one interesting aspect is that Chris in the isekai world uses his modern day knowledge to teach these peasants about modern technology like gunpowder and other Weaponry which is kind of Dr Stone

[06:57] esque but if every character in do Stone was a RuneScape NPC I say the only decent thing about gazi's Wing is its voice acting which isn't amazing per se but definitely possible by '90s anime standards and then I watched the English

[07:12] dub shiratori this must be the place where Yamato taka Niko came down from the sky what what the heck is this oh yeah okay that makes sense now I don't know how much these English vas were paid or if the voice director was a

[07:27] randomly picked out Walmart employee or something but the English voice acting in this makes that laughing scene from Final Fantasy 10 sound like a goddamn Oscar winning performance like I legitimately think this English dub is

[07:40] the only reason why gazi's Wing is rated as highly as it is on Mal and I say that generously because this thing is still rated like a 4.1 but if the it's so bad that it's so good argument didn't come into play at all I would personally

[07:56] place this Clos as to like a one or a two out of 10 but man I just hate to two out of 10 but man I just hate to admit it but it is just so bad that it's good like I couldn't wipe this like dumb smile off my face every time these

[08:08] characters gave Exposition that made absolutely no damn sense and grunted around like a fat guy trying to stand up to get more Hot Pockets from the fridge and I actually found myself quietly saying to myself while watching this

[08:22] saying to myself while watching this like wow uh that was awesomely [ __ ] so yes gaz's Wing is most certainly not the wor worst anime ever made but it's still a hilarious experience I recommend the same cannot be said however for doimo

[08:37] this is a one episode OA about two alien Maids from outer space coming to Earth Maids from outer space coming to Earth to fight aliens and wow does this thing suck the art style reminds me of every pick you find when you search anime

[08:50] waifu on devian Art and the audio sounds like it was filmed using one of those like tiny gen Z Tik Tok mics while inside the world's most cavernous public inside the world's most cavernous public toilet the entire 12 minutes yes 12

[09:03] because it has a extended 2minute opening and a 1 minute ending for whatever reason it's just filled to the brim with awkwardly unnecessary sexual

[09:15] imagery and a whole bunch of info dumping which doesn't end up mattering at all because the only plot you see throughout this whole godamn thing are the pairs of plots between someone's shoulders the anime poses itself as a

[09:29] comedy parody but I feel the only people who would actually find the show remotely funny are the same people who unironically play Yan cat in 2024 like not even the main character looks like she wants to be in this show and

[09:43] honestly cannot blame her for that K oo is a 5 episode OVA from 1986 about well I'm not too sure actually something about the gold rush and the Amazon rainforest and a cover image that is one step away from being the

[09:58] raunchiest AI show in anime history the anime opens up with the main character getting knocked the [ __ ] out by this macho man who watched a little too much ey shield 21 who then proceeds to um grape our main heroin in the middle of a

[10:14] grape our main heroin in the middle of a godamn park like I I can't show any of this now a same person would probably sit there and wonder well why the hell would this person do such a horrible thing 4 minutes into an anime episode

[10:27] well according to the perpetrator him himself he did it so that he could warn her about how dangerous the Amazon rainforest really is I feel like there were other ways to get that point across she then suggests to him to swim through

[10:42] a river of piranhas to prove his innocence which he successfully does by the way with his ultimate piranha knowledge or something which I severely

[10:54] knowledge or something which I severely uh fail to understand the validity of but after she deems him to be the true Giga Chad she decides to follow him for the next four episodes to complete her journalistic intentions yeah I just

[11:07] realized that uh nothing I've said for the past 2 minutes makes any goddamn sense but trust me that's what we are dealing with today K oito is one of many examples you'll see in this video of those super violent and hypersexualized

[11:21] pieces of doodo anime ovas from the ' 80s and 90s that I'm sure were only made to piss off genuine anime fans like myself and I'm already regretting doing this video so let's move on to something a

[11:34] little more light-hearted but equally as [ __ ] coima I almost don't even want to qualify this as an anime because all this is is a 15-second episodic advertisement for a Pachinko slots company called Island featuring their

[11:50] three mascot characters Ida Hana and Shima trying their absolute darest to prove to everyone that Pachinko is an prove to everyone that Pachinko is an actual ual fun game and definitely not a

[12:02] waste of your hard earned money and I [ __ ] you not I [ __ ] you not one of the characters Hana this one is voiced by none other than Hana zaak you know the

[12:14] world famous anime voice actress that's voice acted for some of the most recognizable and beloved anime characters ever put to screen like what the [ __ ] was she thinking bro I guess

[12:28] after seeing her all those nfts out it's no surprise that she just wants the bag but Jesus Christ Conor do do you truly have no self resect in total kimpa has have no self resect in total kimpa has three whole Seasons totaling 36 episodes

[12:44] and they're all filled with the most brain rot gambling crap that is not even worth talking about in this video because it's it's it's honestly shameful just how much money these Pachinko companies actually have and and this

[12:59] this thing right here kimpa is a cruel reminder that the money you spend at Pinko goes on to fund the biggest piles of dog [ __ ] like this that the anime world has ever seen or on na or don't tell Mom is a 3 minute Avant guard music

[13:15] tell Mom is a 3 minute Avant guard music video about doing sexual things secretly from your mom um I'm glad I wasn't on drugs when I first watch this the short was created by Kabuki salano an avanguard erotic artist who style kind

[13:29] kind of reminds me of some of the things I saw on newr under the toad of the weat I saw on newr under the toad of the weat category the music is written like a children's nursery rhyme while the visuals morph and twist into extremely

[13:42] visuals morph and twist into extremely graphic and bizarre sexual imagery which makes the entire experience that much more weird and disturbing listen I don't mind some avangard music and experimental animation from time to time

[13:54] unironically enjoy stuff like this are the same type of people that un ironically enjoy playing redddit 50/50 and uh I don't really want to be associated with that camp if I'm being honest with you k or imagination

[14:08] practice is something that I almost can't even call an anime it's more like an avanguard art project from anime patory it consists of an animated art piece of a self-portrait artist looking at an illustration of the same

[14:22] self-portrait artist which then Loops endlessly for a full 4 minute paired with these Looney Tunes are spring sound effects that make me slowly lose my mind I think this is something I could appreciate in like a Contemporary Arts

[14:36] Museum or something but being an actual entry in my anime list as a movie makes me question if my anime list mods even watch this before submitting it to the website memory of red is a similarly Avant Guard 3-minute art piece by ihut

[14:51] noo that consists of stop motion based drawings that you guessed it only use the color red as a spring door stop constantly Rings through your ears being cursed by some African witch doctor the animation is very trippy and

[15:08] respect it but again calling this an anime is just a bit too much of a anime is just a bit too much of a stretch or this mayonnaise is too liquid is an even shorter and more Avant guard animated movie about a guy squeezing a

[15:25] tube of mayonnaise to reveal that the mayonnaise is not not in fact mayonnaise but a fetus this one was like genuinely disturbing for me as the only sounds you hear are very poorly recorded ambient sounds and the only dialogue is a person

[15:41] saying the title of the anime in French look maybe I just don't have enough IQ but I I I just don't get it let's look at a short film that actually makes a little more sense to be on my anime list or's automobile Adventures is a

[15:58] historic short film made in 1934 about the main character's car breaking down after which an eagle Lofts at his misfortunes like a jackass pissed off at this deore beats the eagle up with his bare fist like the [ __ ] Chad

[16:13] that he is to which the eagle agrees to carry him and his car to safety but then he encounters a storm the Rope snaps and deall is left standing there dumbfounded by the entire event the end insane to think that a one

[16:29] minute anime film from 90 years ago makes more sense narratively than gazi's makes more sense narratively than gazi's Wing we di together probably something modern times with an actual featurelength anime film Aon the

[16:43] animation I remember playing the original indie game back in primary school and thinking it was the scariest game ever made and was pleasantly surprised to see that they made a 60-minute movie of it back in 2017 with

[16:56] a completely original story now if only it wasn't the most terrible thing ever conceived the visuals for this is the epitome of why 3D anime generally sucks Doo like the character designs look like a PS1 jrpg cutscene and the story is

[17:11] essentially the same level of meta as Matrix resolutions but without the awesomeness of Kiana Reeves like just to quickly explain how meta this anime is uh the characters in the movie literally email the creator of the our Oni game

[17:28] for their cultural Festival exhibition and instead find out that uh-oh aoni is an actual real monster that hunts and eats its poor victims ooo the story then

[17:40] deviates more than an average trash taste episode with some really unnecessary plot lines like a side character rising up like an infirmary teacher for way too uncomfortably long and a weird plot to beat up the school

[17:55] Chad because I I don't know I guess they needed an excuse to find out that their school was actually the real setting of The a Oni game and what a shocker aoni lives in the damn school the only good things I can say about the film is that

[18:12] the voice acting is somewhat decent and that you get to hear the quintessential sounds that you've heard a million times from the Aon game but other than that uh yeah the the the film is pretty crap honestly just just go and

[18:27] play the original game it's it's so much better or the thing of rotation for a child is another 2-minute avard art film that is easily a million times more disturbing and offputting than anything from the AL Oni franchise as it

[18:43] basically consists of a child doing cartwheels for 2 minutes in silence like who is responsible for these man I I I need answers adventures in Beauty Wonderland is what it looks like when you take DMT for the first time at an

[18:55] Edward monk Museum no thank you sir I will pass on that meanwhile marudas is a 9-minute yahi short of a school full of students fighting to the death to see

[19:07] who can the main character first in a battle royale star fighting tournament Christ almighty this one was like genuinely funny to watch since the like genuinely funny to watch since the gay depictions are just so godamn absurd

[19:22] and wild like when the main character is on stage like being hung up with his full meat and potatoes on like full display to the entire school as the

[19:34] principal announces the death match after which he after which he straight after which he after which he straight up just like shoves his finger up his I can't believe I just said that out loud this is one of those shows like you and

[19:47] the boy should gather around and watch over some Bruce skies because I I genuinely guarantee it'll be the funniest and most absurd thing you'll watch all year is another ancient short film made

[20:00] back in 1935 that is more reminiscent of the Steamboat Willie Style Disney films than any kind of actual anime which makes a lot of sense for its time the robber hose animation style is pretty cool but there are some scenes with some

[20:15] insane epilepsy inducing flashing lights that definitely flashbanged me the first first time I watched it and uh other than that it's it's an admirable look into the history of anime I guess give it a watch if you're interested USA talk

[20:29] it a watch if you're interested USA talk is a one minute short film by artist EK Asami that was uploaded to her YouTube channel as a kind of introduction to her body of work it consists of a rabbit in glasses with an extremely bit crushed

[20:43] voice talking in English and uh I legit can't understand a single word of what this dude is saying but honestly it doesn't matter because I need to know the name of the music that plays admittedly throughout the sh like it's

[20:57] admittedly throughout the sh like it's so godamn Nice Like O I feel like I'm at a cigar bar or something I got to dress up nice you know spin a glass of whisky up nice you know spin a glass of whisky around or something it is class an

[21:10] expression is exactly what the name suggests it's a silent Avant guard short suggests it's a silent Avant guard short film made in 1935 of a bunch of flashing shapes and patterns that I guess is supposed to evoke some kind of

[21:24] expression or emotion in the viewer and I'm sure that has some kind of deeper meaning to it but clearly I haven't watched enough episodes of Rick and Morty and thus uh lack the IQ to understand what the [ __ ] I just watched

[21:38] things keep getting weirder and weirder though with EMB a 9-minute avangard short film by shink Kai Taro whose Vimeo description I think best explains its description I think best explains its context Amber is and I quote epipelagic

[21:52] bagic abyssopelagic hadopelagic which uh by by search I found out are just the names given to the the different layers of the ocean below the surface so uh the more

[22:06] ocean below the surface so uh the more you know Tokyo in in quotation marks is a one minute short film submitted to a contemporary art museum in 2017 where the individual characters that make up the word Tokyo morph into different

[22:20] shapes and patterns is it just me or does this kind of remind me of those like animations that Adult Swim would air when nobody was watching late at night only for you to wake up to it at 3: in the morning and end up questioning

[22:32] your entire existence Sim or bloody night is a clamation style horror short created by taka on his YouTube channel that was honestly more decent than what

[22:44] the animation and music were quite expressive and definitely added to the Vintage horror styled atmosphere more than a handful of horror anime that I've seen but I I just wouldn't call this an anime in any way whatsoever I'm sorry

[23:01] look don't get me wrong cool little piece of underrated animation sure but get it off my anime list oh also uh we're going to be seeing a lot more of taka further down the list so uh stay tuned for that D Soldier is a 45 minute

[23:17] tuned for that D Soldier is a 45 minute short film made by JC staff yes that JC staff back when they were smoking that good Zaza about a dollar store Rambo fighting a government to take back the to cure AIDS this was 1989 after all

[23:32] time times were a little bit different back then the biggest issue that I have back then the biggest issue that I have with dog Soldier is that it's just so painfully boring it essentially follows the same formula as all those other

[23:45] ultraviolent 80s anime ovas but if you took out all the Ultraviolence which I would argue is the best part of all of these old anime ovas the action is these old anime ovas the action is boring the art and animation is par and

[23:59] the story is something you've seen a million times already I honestly think dog Soldier is truly one of the most awful anime I've seen so far because I believe that there is no bigger sin than something being so incredibly boring and

[24:15] forgettable that you forget what you just watched the moment the credits roll just watched the moment the credits roll Atia Petros

[24:29] fact it's a 3-minute Flash animation made by some random dude about a a green bird doing laundry why are we just going to add anything and everything made by a Japanese person onto Mal now like like what's the point anymore Yuki or the

[24:43] Thor is another 6-minute Avant guard short About a Boy discovering what irrational fears are and this one is truly disturbing but in an actual good way the art star reminds me of something Nakaya Masa Aki would do and the minimal

[24:59] use of sounds and ambient White Noise adds to this unsettling and uncomfortable nature of the whole thing like I can actually respect this one because I understood exactly what was going on and the atmosphere it created

[25:12] going on and the atmosphere it created served its Purpose soap hey well done to whatever sick and twisted freak who decided to release this onto the Earth that thing was that will definitely come back to haunt me in my nightmares my hor

[25:26] shjo Nao girls is a much deserved pallet resetter but still a crap show nonetheless it's basically the most basic magical girl show with the most basic characters but the way it's presented is really um strange the

[25:41] characters interact not in your typical scripted anime style dialogue but more in an improvised conversation like almost as if you're watching a 3D vtuber collaboration where they just talk about a bunch of random [ __ ] as they wait for

[25:56] the random super chats to come flying in this weird vibe is given off even more with how meta and fourth wall breaking the show is with the three girls wanting to be popular magical school girls and gain widespread recognition from their

[26:10] show which I'm sorry to say girls that's just not going to happen the irresponsible Galaxy Tyler is actually a spin-off to 1993's the irresponsible Captain Tyler which in my opinion was a pretty decent comedy sci-fi show with

[26:27] strong characters and funny plot lines so how the hell did they manage to [ __ ] so how the hell did they manage to [ __ ] it up this badly the jokes if you can even call them that are just so not funny that you would have thought Amy

[26:40] Schumer was responsible for them and although the updated visuals try to appeal to the newer generation of anime fans its content are the most vapid ey rolling piss poor excuse of a comedy that I have ever seen and the fact that

[26:55] that I have ever seen and the fact that they managed to make 12 episodes for this just goes to show that whoever was responsible had a personal Vendetta series like I am certain of it like did your dad leave you when you were little

[27:09] and Captain Tyler was playing on the TV or something like I'm seriously wondering who this show is even aimed for because I'm certain there's not a single age demographic who would find this show enjoyable in any sense of the

[27:23] word okay the anger I felt during the making of this entire video is perfectly reflected by the title of the next entry on our [ __ ] list Summer's puke in it's a 3 minute short of some of the

[27:36] most what the [ __ ] imagery paired with what I can only describe as um puke trap music playing in the background like imagine your typical trap song but then they decided to sample uh puking sounds into it I'm sorry uh but I I I don't

[27:51] want to listen to someone throwing up for 3 minutes as my eyeballs are subjected to disturbing hallucina imagery like that's a fat no from me dog imagery like that's a fat no from me dog thank you ha or the room does not have

[28:05] Tommy wio in unfortunately instead it is a 5minute avard art piece made in 1967 about a bunch of random crap appearing and disappearing in a box room again I'm sure there's some kind of deeper meaning to this one uh but after the last couple

[28:21] of anime I just watched um I I don't I don't really want to use my brain cells for a while Hanukah recap is is as the name suggests a recap episode from the series Hanukah which conveniently is also included on this list so let's just

[28:35] talk about the whole series together because uh holy crap this show man it because uh holy crap this show man it was made in 2006 as basically a showcase for Adobe Flash and how it can be used in the potential future for anime uh but

[28:51] if anything it proved to be the most hilarious showcase for how terrible and amateurish anime can look I mean just look at this opening man the first time look at this opening man the first time I saw this I just sat there absolutely

[29:06] dumbfounded my jaw was on the floor and I quietly said to myself what the [ __ ] is this for those who give two rats assers about the story Hanukah is set in an alternate universe where Humanity wages war against an invading alien

[29:21] species and to combat its destruction the government organization sends out designed to be the demon god look I'm sure that in their heads they envisioned this to be like a badass Sci-Fi Action show but the

[29:36] results are just just hilarious the characters look like they were drawn with a mouse on Microsoft Paint after reading the how to draw anime faces Wiki how for 15 minutes and the animation is just so clunky and rigid that I can see

[29:50] the animation timeline in my head as it plays out like if you took every anime style newr flashing animation fed them all into an AI and said computer make a

[30:02] all into an AI and said computer make a show that looks exactly like this hanuka would be the show that the AI will spit out at you at the end and uh yeah it's it's not a good look and it's just the fact that the studio had the audacity to

[30:17] think that the plot would be so convoluted and so worthy of our understanding from the audience that they had to go and make a [ __ ] recap episode for as well it just goes to show that they had absolutely no idea how

[30:33] crap of a show they managed to end up making like dead ass I think they should actually use hanuka in college animation lectures as an example of how not to make an anime in Flash because anybody at a college level understanding of

[30:48] Animation can tell you this show just ain't it mil pom Pilots is as the name ain't it mil pom Pilots is as the name suggests the pilot episode of the anime pom star which yes uh also ended up being a forgettable piece of garbage

[31:03] falling into the why the hell is this on my anime list pile of slop instead of drawings it uses these IRL dolls to create like this lowbudget stop motion

[31:15] animation but the story is just non-existent and pointless and the dolls themselves look like something a a serial killer would make in his cell using leftover Furbies and Barbie doll party bought for a few packs of

[31:29] cigarettes and the show itself Sparks the ageold question of who the hell is this show intended for other than psychological girls on the verge of a mental breakdown the next one on this list is an interesting one as it's

[31:44] probably the most recently aired one on this [ __ ] list rusted armors is a 12 episode one core historical anime about a bunch of hot Samurai boys fighting for

[31:56] power and freedom or I'm sure that's the concept they were originally hoping for instead it turned into an ungodly amalgamation of brick stiff 3D animation combination of rejected Demon Slayer and

[32:10] Tokyo Revengers goons and seeing the voice actor list in this um I'm sure this was built to be some kind of like fujo beage show but I don't think even the most blind yahi lovers in the world would fall in love with these basic ass

[32:26] character archetypes oh and all of this that you're seeing right now was made in 2022 the same year we got [ __ ] cyberpunk Edge Runners proving once and for all that in the world of anime money really does solve all issues but listen

[32:41] even still I went ahead and spent 6 hours watching the final moments of the final episode and uh I felt more empty inside than when I finished oosi ppon apparently this show is an anime adaptation of a stage play of the same

[32:58] name and look I'm yet to see the original stage play but uh I think this might be the first time where the live action is infinitely better than the anime basically as the name suggests watching this anime really does feel

[33:11] like you're going into battle wearing Rusty armor you're just waiting in pain for someone to end your life the embryo develops into a fetus is an insane title but is actually quite a nice and short one minute silent animation that uh I'm

[33:27] actually like genuinely questioning why it has such a low score on my anime list I mean sure it's not the most like gripping or tantalizing story or anything like that it's just a simple morph animation of an embryo growing

[33:40] into a fetus but the animation quality is actually really smooth and quite impressive I've always been a fan of these kinds of like trippy morph animations ever since I watched space stuck by sexual Lobster back on new

[33:54] grounds but I just feel like this could have developed into so much more than it ended up being and so it just feels like a bit of a wasted potential bottom line uh this one was actually pretty cool I I I would actually recommend this y or a

[34:09] rule of Dreams Dives immediately back into the what the [ __ ] territory displaying an extremely unnerving combination of disturbing handdrawn combination of disturbing handdrawn events paired with a single flute sound

[34:22] someone who sounds like they're on the verge of an asthma attack again something I could probably appreciate in a Contemporary Arts Museum under the influence of a myriad of psychedelics but uh you won't be catching me watching

[34:36] this ever again let's finally step foot back into the realm of fulllength feature films with Armageddon listen boys I searched far and wide to find the original Japanese version but could only find the English dub version which uh

[34:51] I'm going to be honest doesn't make this film any better or worse also I'm fairly certain that this movie was made by some like Korean Studio considering all the hunger that you see all over the place uh but for some reason it's still

[35:05] included on my anime list because uh I guess it looks and feels like a shitty '90s anime film either way uh this movie stinks big time it has a stupidly simple and unoriginal story where the main character has to save the world from

[35:19] destruction and surprise surprise he does so successfully wo ain't no way but not before we're subject to hideous character designs tacky animation and a forgetful soundtrack and plot ah yes the Unholy Trinity of terrible anime this is

[35:35] another example of an anime that commits the cardinal sin of it's not even so bad that it's good it's just bad and the only reason you should ever watch this is if you've literally seen every other anime ever made and still want more for

[35:51] whatever reason requium is another short avangard animation that looks simple [Music] [Applause]

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[36:22] another full length anime film uh micro tech tech gong tech tech gong die diatron 5 it's a Korean mea anime from the 80s that I could only find the English dub for which first of all has a

[36:36] banger opening song like it's so goddamn 80s I feel like growing my hair out and snorting coke all [Music] [Music] [Applause]

[36:51] night but yeah other than that it's a it's a massive train wreck with a hilariously tacky dob uh like the script is unintentionally freaking hilarious because the characters just talk a bunch of crap that doesn't even relate to the

[37:05] story half the time and the action sequences are uh interesting to say the controller will be broken also I think we can go ahead and give this film the

[37:21] award for dumbest cast in anime uh since every character acts more irrational and brain dead than your average kick streamer it's a funny little watch if other than that yeah it's it's a massive waste of time circle is a one minute

[37:36] avangard music video that simulates what it's like to be on fental while listening to Frederick chopan uh I didn't ask but thank you for that wealth of knowledge petting a dog is an even shorter and more straightforward entry

[37:50] on the list with it merely being a 16c animation of a man petting a dog and honestly it's cute I think the only reason why it's like badly made or anything it's

[38:05] because people are confused as to why the [ __ ] it's on my anime list and I'm going to have to agree with those people but the dog is cute I'm going to admit that look at him on the other hand we have another 12 episode one core anime

[38:17] have another 12 episode one core anime called gibiate or giot giot who gives a shitty it which I have actually seen a little bit of before when it first aired back at the beginning of the pandemic and I must

[38:29] have completely erased this from my mind because wow this one is bad it's essentially a reverse isekai of a bunch of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure wannabe Samurai fighting monsters in post-apocalyptic Japan which on the

[38:43] surface sounds great especially once you find out that the concept art was done by legendary Final Fantasy artist Yosh taka armano man he must have been bored with this one but listen boys if berserk has proven anything over the years it's

[38:58] that the more amazing the original art is the more of a catastrophe its anime counterpart will be and it's not just the PowerPoint level action scenes and the dog [ __ ] 3D CGI monsters that make this show a forgettable piece of garbage

[39:13] because I mentioned JoJo's Bizarre Adventure earlier and I did it kind of on purpose because the director of jibi is the same character designer who brought Stardust Crusaders to screen which makes me think that jiat must be

[39:28] what JoJo looks like to people who [ __ ] despise JoJo the show should have been called Kathleen's Bizarre Adventures fantasy evil final resident

[39:40] of the hand shakers because the show's influences and lack of creative execution is more painfully obvious than the cliche conclusion to every episode of this complete dog War excuse of an anime next let's take a look at another

[39:55] piss poor excuse of an anime straight from the smelly [ __ ] of 2020 ninja from the smelly [ __ ] of 2020 ninja collection somehow this show makes giot uh look like an episode of juu kaisen with its clunky and almost avanguard

[40:09] styled animation which I guess was a uh purposeful Choice considering this show purposeful Choice considering this show is considered a uh supernatural horror but unfortunately once you start watching it you realize that it barely

[40:22] watching it you realize that it barely qualifies as such let alone qualifying as a ninja anime at all I feel like the whole like ninja aspect of the show was tacked on right at the end to make the show more like action oriented but the

[40:36] show more like action oriented but the show's story is so nonsensical that after a few minutes it just makes you want to like turn it off and throw it in the trash which I uh very promptly and proudly proceeded to do so and I advise

[40:49] you to do the exact same the boldly titled horny is a 15-second MTV Japan intro featuring experimental animation of a bunch of Bobs and schnips bouncing

[41:01] all over the screen while a woman moans annoyingly loud in your ears and that uh despite its title will guarantee to leave you softer than a pillow after watching it from how uncomfortable the whole experience is meanwhile dreams

[41:15] goes in the complete opposite direction and shows trippy handdrawn animations of what is considered more to be a nightmare blunt rotation than any kind of sane dream with some Mega trippy sound effects and music that reminds me

[41:30] of the most messed up parts of LSD dream emulator and uh honestly makes me never want to go to sleep ever again is another Contemporary Art film whose title should have been called trains because uh all it is is a 2-minute video

[41:45] of a train animated from multiple angles I like trains I guess the dude who made this is an influential figure in the world of independent film making and animation so the people who like that kind of stuff

[41:57] have left some pretty positive reviews on it over on my anime list but again on it over on my anime list but again I'm just too dumb and or tired to care so uh let's move on Dracula Sovereign of the Damned is what it looks like when

[42:10] someone tries to recreate Bram Stoker's Dracula without having ever read a book in their life and solely grew up watching Scooby-Doo and Hannah barara cartoons I mean look it's certainly not the worst thing I've ever seen and is

[42:25] nothing out of the order ordinary compared to some of its 80s contemporaries but it's just kind of boring to watch like there are just way boring to watch like there are just way too many shots of slow zoom in and slow

[42:39] Zoom outs and panning shots that are just way too dragged out like I'm not editing any of these shots this is literally what it looks like for the all the time they took with all these

[42:51] unnecessary shots to I don't know flesh out the overly confusing and convoluted story but I guess the animated weren't getting paid enough to actually animate the only decent thing I can actually comment on is the funky AF music that

[43:04] plays every now and then that definitely reflects the time that this was made but other than that uh just use your time effectively and watch Hing ultimate instead or something that's it's so much of a better show yasashi Kobi or sweet

[43:18] Friday is another surreal animated short from the 1970s that was clearly created before they discovered what epileptic seizures were because this one is like physically difficult to watch now at least the music in it is Jazzy and kind

[43:32] of cool at times but I seriously question the sanity of people who like make this kind of stuff like I'm I'm worried guys I are you sure everything is okay up there or Battle of clay easily gets the award for the worst

[43:46] music and audio of all the entries in this list and as the name suggest is a one minute crude animation of Two bows of clay figh each other for no

[43:58] particular reason this was made in the same year as Premier was released by the way just let that sink in crayon Angel born from the same psychotic brain who made sweet Friday that we saw earlier is I guess supposed to be conveying the

[44:12] fact that I don't know creativity in the Arts died after World War II or something it's trippy as [ __ ] and us as a sample of a lead Zeppelin song and I think I can understand what it's trying to say but one thing I can say with

[44:25] absolute confidence this is not anime why is it on the website Panza draon is another Infamous crappy Dark Fantasy sci-fi anime from the 90s that is just

[44:37] it's just utterly garbage based on the video game of the same name condense video game of the same name condense down into 26 minutes of pure wtfness it not only has some of the most hideous 3D CGI backgrounds and models you will ever

[44:51] see but also has a story that is completely pointless if you've never played the original Source material but the biggest shocker of all is that this the biggest shocker of all is that this was made by none other than production

[45:04] was made by none other than production IG yes the same Studio that brought us all of these amazing anime IG were off the hangy for this one not only is the story extremely rushed and the dialogue consists of nothing but the main

[45:17] character saying 76 times as if the original Japanese version wasn't bad enough the English dub is on a whole other level of dog turs like the English voice of Alita sounds like uh if Ash

[45:31] ketchup was going through puberty really badly and the dialogue

[45:47] face melt off the anime literally ends with the main character looking at a dragon and saying Alita this is the shape of Destiny uh no dog I'm pretty sure that's the shape of a bad [ __ ] anime

[46:01] yes Wonder Momo is another cheap and uninspired story of aliens coming to Earth as a bunch of idol girls morph into Dollar Store Transformers to fight them off with the power of Ka and friendship the voice acting sounds

[46:17] amateurish at best and the entire show just feels stiffer than a used pair of FAP socks like I don't think even the most brain dead Idol fans can get behind this one to to be honest which is saying a lot considering that Idol fans will

[46:30] literally buy anything even if they OSI is the most brain dead stupid character of all human existence crazy clay wrestling is a [ __ ] nightmare come to life of a bunch of claymation figures reenacting their favorite WWE matches

[46:45] it's weird it's unsettling and fortunately or unfortunately depending on who you are it will not be the last time we see its creator Tucker on this list how exciting goodbye Marilyn is yet another disturbing Avant guard short

[47:00] film I guess about Marilyn Monroe but if it was made by the creator of blonde after a night of ketamine in other words throw it in the trash we don't need it in our lives and with that ladies and gentlemen we are

[47:14] with that ladies and gentlemen we are officially halfway done with the list my sanity meter is already close to depletion but we still have 50 more terrible anime to go through so take a sip of water you know get get some

[47:29] snacks ready and uh let's let's let's dive head first into the the top 50 shall we hang on tight it's going to be a rough one tragedy on the G line consists of someone playing violin for the first time screeching in your ears

[47:44] for a whole 6 minutes as weird imagery and shapes crawl all across the screen and shapes crawl all across the screen and uh seriously how the hell am I supposed to analyze this what do you want from me alos made

[47:56] by the same dude as the previous entry is another WTF moment that this time stretches for n whole minutes and features the beautiful and Serene screams and disturbing noises of none other than Yoko

[48:11] Ono and according to my research apparently won some kind of award back 1965 I thought I understood Contemporary Art but I guess I'm just a pleb compared

[48:23] to some people also well done to yokoo for making her anime debut um don't come back praise the Lord ladies and gentlemen because taka is back already on this list with his next work no littering it's basically what a

[48:38] PSA would look like if it was made by a horror movie fanatic with it consisting of a man littering during a date to which Jason yes like Jason VES from which Jason yes like Jason VES from Friday the 13th comes along and stabs

[48:52] the littering man with a giant pair of tongs and kills him although I must say slightly ironic that Jason didn't uh pick up the body he just mutilated afterwards so yeah who knew uh Jason bit of a hypocrite little bug himself this

[49:06] one is just kind of funny and amusing but certainly not good enough for commercial mainstream consumption according to my anime list the next entry is actually three entries in one as all three seasons of this show make

[49:19] it onto this list at various points with the first season being the 18th worst anime ever made according to to my anime list and it's called generation of chaos

[49:31] it was created by the Anime Studio idea Factory which uh trust me you will be seeing again further down this video and despite its name it is full of only the worst ideas ever conceived in anime set in the Fantasy Realm of Neverland our

[49:48] two heroes must save Humanity from a horde of monsters that are trapped in this PS2 looking ass World by being some of the most boring characters ever written in anime history the only way I could describe this show is if you took

[50:02] the world of Dragon Quest Monsters and combined it with all the worst parts of Slayers and then packaged that all into the tackiest jrpg adaptation ever

[50:14] created the music throughout the show sounds like someone trying really hard to not get copyrighted by Final Fantasy and uh not to mention that the show is split into two unconnected stories which makes the plot that much more rushed and

[50:29] difficult to understand oh and by the way the opening for season 2 is done by freaking Mizuki Nana the same person who voiced Hinata from Naruto how much money did they throw at this woman to convince her to be a part of this it must have

[50:43] been close to all the budget they had because the animation quality takes a massive dip compared to season 1 with some scenes just straight up looking unfinished like someone said okay this is the basic structure of the

[50:55] backgrounds um we we just need to color it in and touch it up a bit and then the boss came back and was like uh it's going out tomorrow like just look at these goofy ass scenes like f you I am not editing this footage

[51:09] whatsoever this is exactly how the anime is paced and you're going to show me this during what's supposed to be some kind of confrontational scene between two characters and expect me to take it all seriously like where is my man going

[51:24] and the third season is essentially all of the above but this time being split into two episodes instead of one and features easily the worst art and animation of the entire series I mean look it's certainly not the worst anime

[51:37] from idea Factory I've ever seen but it just seems like the people who worked on this didn't give to rats asses about their work whatsoever and just threw this into the void to annoy the world while we're here though let's check out

[51:52] another idea Factory Masterwork because oh man I can't get half of them spectral Force follows suit with the previous entry being yet another Bland boring and terribly written Dark Fantasy show but this time we are blessed with an English

[52:09] jarand uh I'm ready to end it all if you are if you know what I mean dog the show are if you know what I mean dog the show is an absolute cluster [ __ ] of bad CGI incomprehensible animation sequences and voice actors that sound like they did

[52:23] not want to be at the recording booth whatsoever for one scene transitions in this show make absolutely zero sense like one minute they're saying something and then suddenly mids sentence it cuts to two completely different characters

[52:37] fighting off demons or trying to progress the plot in some way but God knows what the hell is going on at all because this is an earlier idea factory work it consists of a little more violence than generation of chaos but it

[52:52] uh certainly does not save this show from being a steaming pile of crap anyway enough about idea Factory for now let's get right back into some shorter Avant guard films this time with Running Man a 6-minute epileptic seizure and

[53:07] juicing anime that consists of a man running away from it all listen we've been subjected to so much terrible anime so

[53:20] far but I dare say this next one is here to truly make anime great great again yo president trapon and it's a one minute crude short of an anime version of

[53:34] former US president Donald Trump transferring to a new school as uh he transferring to a new school as uh he spits some hot bars

[53:49] teachers and literally pissing on his fellow classmates also his head is a lunchbox apparently God I love anime hey remember taka uh well he's back for more

[54:01] dead world is a claymation homage to the classic splatter horror films of the 9s that is somehow better paced better animated and more coherently constructed than the entirety of generation of chaos despite being only a few minutes long

[54:15] these like horrendous anime has just changed my brain chemistry or if this entry is actually somewhat decent or even potentially good but all I can say is that I highly regret doing this video

[54:30] at all so let's move on red colored bridge is another avard psychological horror short that makes me question my sanity and the sanity of its creator but at least it follows through its trippy themes with some pretty cool imagery and

[54:44] animation except for maybe a few that I definitely cannot show on YouTube but at this point nothing can or will phase me I am already too far gone and I've seen and experienced things no single man should ever experience and I need help

[55:00] should ever experience and I need help please help me Captain of Cosmos or as I like to call it by its alternative title Johnny Destiny space ninja that's the most amazing title I've ever seen is a Korean space sci-fi film from 1979 whose

[55:15] main character looks like sha asnal if he was on meth whose story is trying so hard to be like legend of the galactic heroes but instead ends up being more like legend of the galactic dick balls the animation is decent for its time but

[55:31] the English Dove voice acting is hilariously terrible and the story is so Bland that I basically forgot what it was about the moment the credits started people breathing and talking normally in the vacuum of space without the proper

[55:45] equipment seriously nothing makes sense in this movie and I just don't care enough to know the explanation the homie Tucker is back for another helping with dead girl and another clation horror short but this time posed as a trailer

[56:00] to a fake horror movie that was submitted to Japan's fake trailer contest which I didn't even know existed but I'm not surprised at all this time there's English narration done by the Creator which will make anyone go wow

[56:13] aoju disne and if you're a fan of campy horror stuff I can actually see you enjoying this one uh I for one did not for eyes is basically what happens when someone takes the Alum cover of flying

[56:27] lotuses cosmogramma and goes hey I wonder what this would look like if I animated this in different colors wow Jimmy this weed is hitting me by like so much harder than I thought I I think I'm I'm literally passing away and clay or

[56:44] CL a y is yet another horror clation short by the goat taker about a sentient ball of yellow clay killing its victims and consuming their bodies akin to John

[56:56] and consuming their bodies akin to John Carpenter's The Thing uh cool I guess never changed taker but let's go back to something that I'm actually familiar with dark cat I'm so glad I can finally talk about this one considering the fact

[57:11] that I actually scrapped an entire video about this several years ago and yet it seems like it has come to haunt me yet again the best way to describe dark cat is if you combine parasite the maxim with urot DOI

[57:27] characters have this ability to turn into cats and use Supernatural powers to track and Destroy monsters that are born from negative human emotions or whatever

[57:39] and uh oh my God I can't show you most of these scenes because uh this is a '90s anime OVA and the Japanese were clearly on a mission to scar the minds of every person that came across their Works back then we're talking body

[57:53] dysmorphia we're talking maab horror we're talking excessive Gore and sound effects that will make you cringe your [ __ ] inside out in saying all of this though it's actually not a complete dumpster fire I mean the soundtrack is

[58:07] pretty decent uh the animation and the action is fluid and the narrative does make sense for the most part I just don't get why the monsters had to be so

[58:19] um phallic shaped like it just feels very obvious that the intention of these horror designs was to hint towards a certain type of horror but uh I don't know man like like what's wrong with taking a Pia out of the Godzilla

[58:34] textbook and making monster designs that aren't um lwd I feel with a few more episodes dark cat would have actually been a decent '90s anime but alas uh it

[58:46] will forever be seated at the questionable '90s anime OVA round table for the rest of time or 10 Night Dream is yet another Avant guard short film consisting of crude handdrawn animations of

[59:01] questionable things paired with even more questionable sound effects that you would only find in the deepest and dankest parts of creepy pasta or new rounds listen boys I'm not even going to pretend to know what this one means or

[59:15] care about knowing its meaning um I just need to know are these people who make need to know are these people who make these things like okay like what drives am m to make things like this and being like yeah that's okay to page to the

[59:31] rest of the world like [ __ ] it yo let's take another shroom bro like I I've only had seven and the walls still seem to be intact around me so we need to go further Beyond within the bloody walls is a two episode claim animation by our

[59:47] good old friend taka about a man who encounters a zombie punches it in the face and cuts it in half with a sword with such me lines as are you all right with such me lines as are you all right and Jes listen this is tua's sixth entry

[1:00:02] on this list so I think they've kind of deserve to be in the goat status by now so uh I'll leave a link to his YouTube channel in the description below like every entry on this list and a whole lot more in his catalog are all available to

[1:00:17] watch over there so uh yeah well done Tucker uh you the goat No Cap because yo Tucker uh you the goat No Cap because yo taka just won't stop cooking on this list because yet another one of his works is here who let this man in the

[1:00:31] works is here who let this man in the kitchen stop it n tatakai or Battle of clay parenthesis is actually taka's first parenthesis is actually taka's first ever claim made 18 years ago and as the

[1:00:43] title suggests is a silent work of clay figures fighting I don't know what else you need me to say here and yo I [ __ ] you need me to say here and yo I [ __ ] you not another Tak in of work is here

[1:00:56] you not another Tak in of work is here back to back to back my boys a hatrick back to back to back my boys a hatrick of doodoo for the goat taka praise me a Zaki pinky is another 2-minute clamation and is uh definitely the Glorious one of

[1:01:10] them all I can't show you most of it but let me read to you verbatim how my anime list describes this one one camera one chainsaw and two girls this short

[1:01:22] follows their Journey As Time brings these two girls close closer than ever before ooh wow sounds dark possibly romantic maybe like an edgy version of the girl who leap through time or something uh well simply

[1:01:38] put it's nothing like that at all it's just a short about a guy who films a girl who's dressed in all pink uh chop a tied up woman in half with a chainsaw

[1:01:50] and then proceeds to uh upload said video onto YouTube T are you good my bro have you had talked to anyone recently also is the internet okay like these comments seem way too positive considering the subject matter uh also

[1:02:03] this has almost half a million views on YouTube like what the as much as I'm upset about a lot of things concerning pinky I would rather watch that 100 times over compared to this next entry forest fairy 5 is a 3D renderer worst

[1:02:20] nightmare about a bunch of fairies living in future Japan which is now living in future Japan which is now known as I [ __ ] you not anime Kingdom did a 14-year-old halalia fan in their first year of Blender make this like

[1:02:32] which child do I have to confiscate the family computer from dead ass there is a line in the first few minutes of the First episodes that says and I quote there are more than just humans living there animes truly do exist in Japan God

[1:02:49] just end me now so yeah apparently there are these like fairy worlds that exist past human civilization in Japan that are inhabited by small fairies called uh

[1:03:01] anime CH and the whole series explores these different types of anime Chans over the course of 25 episodes look obviously considering the fact that this show looks like a VR chat Lobby and has this slow ass dumb

[1:03:18] down dialogue this anime is clearly made for children so as an adult I have really no place to judge the content in a professional manner or anything but come on man like even kids deserve better than this and uh yes just in case

[1:03:35] you are wondering um I did in fact sit down and watch all 25 episodes and to my down and watch all 25 episodes and to my surprise uh it's all [ __ ] so if that dedication doesn't deserve a like on this video that might as well just end

[1:03:50] this video that might as well just end my life now 001 is a 37 second short my life now 001 is a 37 second short experimental anim of a windscreen wiper a man making the most hilarious screaming sounds you'll ever hear over

[1:04:02] and over again and I guess it's supposed to be artistically representing the fast moving nature of life or something I don't know it was kind of over before I could fully understand what it was actually about but all the comments on

[1:04:16] the video referring to collecting my anime list badges reassures me that there are other people in the world who are just as sadistic as I am so thanks guys okay this next anime is uh definitely going to put me on some

[1:04:29] government watch list if I go into too much detail or show Too Much footage of much detail or show Too Much footage of it so I'll try and be as brief with it as possible tensional drop or Angels drop is a one episode surreal comedy

[1:04:43] about a bunch of young girls who meet an angel in their dorm and um okay uh I'm I'm I'm going to describe exactly what I saw okay the Angels make the two girls

[1:04:56] saw okay the Angels make the two girls eat her Halo after which they suddenly conceive and start rapidly giving birth to these like colorful mushroom things to these like colorful mushroom things while talking about AO gos and peeing

[1:05:12] and then the angel tells the girls of this dream that she has to give birth to this dream that she has to give birth to 100,000 of these mushroom things so what

[1:05:24] the girls do is then they comply with her wish and continue to pee out these mushrooms for the remainder of the episode I'm not on drugs I swear oh and

[1:05:38] then in the last 30 seconds of the anime there's a young girl randomly in a blindfold like panting in a clearly aroused manner as another girl creeply

[1:05:50] spies on her from around the corner and like actually pees on the ground in in excitement and and that's the entire anime and for the first time in my 30-year life I regret being Japanese apparently this is based on a manga of

[1:06:05] the same name from The Creator that is really creepily obsessed with the idea of urinating like she even has a manga called where is the elf teacher's toilet called where is the elf teacher's toilet that describes itself as a urination

[1:06:19] that describes itself as a urination comedy stop please whatever you're doing whatever this is just stop anyway now that I've successfully evaded the FBI let's move on to something that feels a lot less illegal to consume psychic Wars

[1:06:34] is a 1991 anime OVA about a surgeon who treats an old woman of a mysterious cancer but psych that's not cancer that's a messenger from ancient Japan that has come to warn everyone about the upcoming demonic invasion of Earth let

[1:06:49] me ask you a question ladies and gentlemen have you ever watched a Shinto gentlemen have you ever watched a Shinto Super Saiyan surgeon literally punch a ball of cancer in the face well now I have thanks to this anime and everything

[1:07:02] about it is as hilarious as it sounds although possibly fun to watch with the boys on a blunt rotation in any other circumstance this anime is uh pretty horrible the dialogue is stiff as [ __ ] the main character has less flavor than

[1:07:16] a box of crackers and the story makes little to no sense I will however give psychic Wars credit for somehow falling into into the it's so bad that it's entertaining category but uh other than that don't bother with this one unless

[1:07:31] you you really really hate yourself speaking of hating myself here's another one that will most certainly evoke hate while watching it vampire homes a 2015 onecore anime that follows our main character Sherlock Holmes this time in

[1:07:45] bishy form but instead of solving crimes and Mysteries he hunts vampires so it's not like Sherlock Holmes at all it's van heling it's [ __ ] van Hing but bad so you might be thinking well at least we get to see some sick vampire fights

[1:08:00] get to see some sick vampire fights right nope uh the show is a comedy anime that consists of Sherlock Holmes and his assistant Watson talking about different Mysteries that needs solving but instead end up arguing about each case for the

[1:08:15] entire duration of the episode and basically do nothing about it before the credits roll I'm sorry but do the creators of the show just like hate Their audience or something like do they just not want people to have a good time

[1:08:28] because this is just pure clickbait and I feel like an [ __ ] now for falling into it so screw you but speaking of [ __ ] uh let's talk

[1:08:43] not even going to say that out loud you can read it and as the title may suggest uh it's horendous it's basically a two-minute music video full of Caesar graphic IM all paired together with what sounds

[1:08:58] like a song that Death Grips would write if they wanted to rap about defecation if they wanted to rap about defecation um Death Grips please don't do that uh I actually like your guys' music but this next one is an even bigger steaming tur

[1:09:12] than the last and one that I'm sure everyone watching this video has at least heard about it's finally time to talk about oh I'm sure that name brought back some Sour memories in some of you I

[1:09:26] actually remember reviewing this show on this very Channel when it first came out this very Channel when it first came out in 2014 damn 10 years ago who is this cute lesbian and where do I get her phone number but yeah to paraphrase

[1:09:39] myself from that 10-year-old video uh Pupa is a horror manga which admittedly has not aged tremendously well over time being squeez of all of its Essence and packaged into a piss poor excuse of a 5minute horror anime that has more more

[1:09:55] censoring than a henty to the point where you have absolutely no clue what the [ __ ] is going on and upon revisiting this show for this video I found the show to be even more worthless and boring than I initially remembered for a

[1:10:08] studio Dean animation Back in the 2010 uh this animation is just bad like incomprehensibly bad granted their Peak was definitely during the mid 2000s so they definitely did fall off after that but it's it's still bad nonetheless well

[1:10:24] I mean I guess it is is better than the aoni movie that they did uh yes that was also Studio Dean by the way the voice acting is Bland the art style is crap the soundtrack is forgettable and the story beats are just so all over the

[1:10:37] place and overly edgy that it just makes my teeth grind down to nothing it literally took me less than an hour to watch all 12 episodes and it was still the biggest waste of my time and after a 10year gap I still feel the pain that

[1:10:51] this lesbian went through all those years ago oh you poor poor soul you but years ago oh you poor poor soul you but thank God the goat Tucker is back to cheer me up after the puper turd I'm

[1:11:05] Battle of clay it's just like the first one exactly the same as the first one but he did it again scrap diary is another 4minute Avon guard handdrawn animation that I'm sure from an illustrator or

[1:11:19] animator perspective is intriguing to watch but to everyone else you'll wish watching it at least the contents this time are inoffensive and kind of trippy so I'll I'll give it points for that I guess yeah that's how far down the bar

[1:11:33] of quality is in this video now like can I sit through the entire thing without wishing death then A+ for you good sir born by myself is a 6-minute stop motion animation that looks and feels like a tool music video but from Hell the

[1:11:49] visuals are disturbing yes but more disturbing than that is the music that accompanies the whole thing it literally sounds like something from like sad Satan you know that game that was found on the dark web like it's it's really

[1:12:03] upsetting and makes it very very difficult to sit through to be honest I couldn't tell you the first thing about what this like supposed story is about but rest assured uh I will not be sleeping tonight after this one twinkle

[1:12:16] sleeping tonight after this one twinkle Norah Rock Me is a 1985 anime OVA based on a manga from the 1970s called nor Noak and uh this this one is certainly Infamous in the anime Community not because it's like a Hidden Gem or

[1:12:30] anything like that but because of its particular animation quality I promise on you and my mother that I am not editing this footage whatsoever this PowerPoint presentation looking ass is what the majority of the 30-minute

[1:12:46] episode looks like it's like the animators actually did their job but then the editor decided to accidentally render out the whole thing in two frames per second and just ruined everyone's hard work and it literally makes no

[1:13:00] sense why any of this happened because in the preol simply titled Nora it actually looks completely fine orbe it still pretty terrible and boring but actually watchable compared to its sequel mind you the art style is

[1:13:14] actually quite nice to look at and with better execution and uh a lot more frames it could have been a semide decent show for its time and and look this is almost a 50y old R anime so I understand it's not up to the same

[1:13:28] quality as other shows now but godamn man I I just I I I just want to know creation process of this I have so many questions that need answering sharu uh

[1:13:40] no not that sharo this sharo is a 9-second [ __ ] post it doesn't even deserve to be called an anime it's a [ __ ] post about [ __ ] if I know you know what let's watch it together right now you and I

[1:13:54] let's let's play the entirety of this anime and try and figure out how the anime list okay you ready you're watching all right here we go roll it

[1:14:12] [Applause] [Music] time fetish doll is yet another inclusion in the scrap diary series we

[1:14:26] talked about earlier but with a name that feels absolutely terrible to say out loud like you couldn't have just left it at scrap diary 3 like did you really need to change the title to to this because nothing about this is in

[1:14:39] reference to fetishes or dolls in any way albeit again the animation is kind of cool if you like hallucinogenics but uh yeah just just just don't watch it next on the list is Lady SPO an anime about bounty hunters in space competing

[1:14:55] with each other in various Sports and really goes to show how self- Weare the creators of this anime were as the first episode literally opens up with the cast of characters struggling to take a fat [ __ ] on the toilet the animation is

[1:15:09] practically nonexistent as the anime consists of still frames accompanied by this like weird in the corner anime character talking thing like I'm watching a [ __ ] vtu commentary stream or something and the contents of the

[1:15:24] show stick at all since each episode is only 5 minutes long and it's over before you can even react to anything the excuse the show makes for this is by calling itself an illustrated animated movie or I am am as in I am pretty sure

[1:15:41] the budget was non-existent for this stinking turd of a show also the absolute audacity to make an anime with zero movement when the anime is literally about sports you know the thing that probably needs movement more

[1:15:57] than any subject matter like I might as well have just listened to like the audio book version narrated by Steven fry because why not Mochi Bay is a 57c animation of what looks like Fales from 300 having a mental breakdown after the

[1:16:12] fall of the Persian Empire like this is setting itself up to be sent to your siblings as a traumatizing prank because man is is this one hard to watch Good be good goodbye Elvis and and USA is another WTF Fest which my anime list

[1:16:29] describes as a chaotic mixture of handdrawn animation and magazine cutouts handdrawn animation and magazine cutouts appropriating American pop culture yeah they're pretty spot on with that one it was aired at some film festival in 1971

[1:16:43] and God I would have killed to see the faces of that audience when they saw this [ __ ] for the first time the nightmare visuals are further perpetuated with the constant ringing of what sounds like Elvis music but played

[1:16:59] backwards and a lot of overly erotic imagery randomly thrown in like cocaine is a hell of a drug the Nightmare and the references to famous people continue the references to famous people continue onto Madonna movie it is not a movie nor

[1:17:13] does it have anything to do with the pop singer Madonna instead it is a 4minute experimental fever dream that I really wish had an epilepsy warning on it because I think I a a blood vessel in my eye the first time I watched it and now

[1:17:28] I'm really scared I got cursed or something after viewing it like I I'm something after viewing it like I I'm I'm genuinely Disturbed after this one walk it in the safe dump it in the ocean throw away the key because nobody needs

[1:17:43] to watch this and now I would like to take this moment to shout out what is possibly the greatest anime in this entire video an anime that is full of action adventure excitement and it's absolutely not a massive ripoff of

[1:17:59] Dragon Ball Z ladies and gentlemen I present to you super kid when I first saw the male entry for this one uh I thought it was some kind of like DBZ spin-off or something but nope uh this is just a giant copyright infringement

[1:18:14] by a South Korean animation company called um production like not not even the studio is sure about all of this the story follows this redhead kid called story follows this redhead kid called gari not Goku gari very different who

[1:18:30] leads a team of space poundy Hunters to restore peace to the universe joined by restore peace to the universe joined by his big boy best friend named uh big boy saintel who is a short fat master roshi clone with a crippling alcohol addiction

[1:18:45] Rockpile who is basically The Thing from Fantastic 4 with a bad case of gang green and GOI the fathead secretary to the super kids because everyone knows that the super kid schedul is a [ __ ] pack to the brim with ass whooping so

[1:18:58] pack to the brim with ass whooping so already uh the plot is kind of cowboy B bopes which makes me physically sick that I'm comparing it to it but oh it just keeps going with the copyright infringements for example there is this

[1:19:11] reporter character called yunju who literally looks and acts like a dollar store bulmer and this green alien creature which is basically Piccolo if he smoked crack for a few decades and there's like Mecca in this anime yeah

[1:19:25] like a literal ripoff of something you'd seen like mzinga Zed just randomly seen like mzinga Zed just randomly throwing in because yay meas I actually managed to find the English dub of this movie online and uh yeah it's exactly

[1:19:38] how you'd expect the plot is so thin and is so nonsensical with a million plot holes and shoehorn resolutions like the only thing that makes the characters memorable anyway is because they look and act exactly like other famous anime

[1:19:55] characters but in a much more annoying way and oh my God the voice acting is so whack it's like they took all the voice actors and squeeze them into the most echoey bathroom in the world as they all worked off of a single Blue Yeti

[1:20:09] worked off of a single Blue Yeti microphone they found on sale at

[1:20:21] some serious development hell with budgets being ignored and stuff and actors quitting and writers having a mental breakdown trying not to get a cease and desist from every Japanese production Under the Sun and after three

[1:20:34] grueling years this is what we ended up with like dog the Koreans deserve better than this you know watching this whole 1 hour 45 you know watching this whole 1 hour 45 minute feature length film feels kind of

[1:20:48] like how illegitimate anime figures from Alibaba look like it's cheap it's tacky Alibaba look like it's cheap it's tacky and it just feels so wrong but like any good knockoff anime figurine you can kind of laugh at it with your friends at

[1:21:02] how absolutely tacky and janky and shitty it is before you uh get bored of it and throw it into the furnace where it belongs but now let's touch down on a it belongs but now let's touch down on a more recent piece of fresh anime hell

[1:21:15] this time coming straight from Japan 202's X arm now this one is also pretty of people talking about it in fact I'm pretty sure we talked about it on a

[1:21:27] trash D episode when it first came out but uh I for one dropped this show after a few episodes so when I saw that it was included in the 100 worst anime ever included in the 100 worst anime ever made uh I decided it was finally time to

[1:21:41] give it a second go so yes this time I did in fact sit through all 12 episodes of this show and uh I've never needed therapy more in my life X arm is what happens when you take a production team who has never worked on anime before

[1:21:56] gets green lit by crunchy roll and decides to make one of the most vapid hideous and hilarious eyes saws ever committed to screen in the 21st century quick to point out is the animation quality or I guess the lack thereof like

[1:22:12] I feel this is what every 3D anime looks like to someone who just can't stand 3D animation like the movements are so stiff and so janky like they were made by a college students studying blender for the first time and the fight

[1:22:28] choreography is an absolute struggle fist also the enime does something that fist also the enime does something that I have seen no other anime do before uh I have seen no other anime do before uh they mix in 3D with 2D but in the worst

[1:22:41] way possible like look at this scene in episode 1 where our 3D main character is talking to his older brother who is in 2D like why does he look like a VR chat

[1:22:54] 2D like why does he look like a VR chat Avatar green screen into an anime also why are all the important characters in janky 3D but all the unimportant janky 3D but all the unimportant characters in regular 2D and why are all

[1:23:07] of the background characters and crowds made in 2D usually it's the other way made in 2D usually it's the other way around but they somehow made it worse by reversing the process I have legitimately never watched an anime that

[1:23:22] feels like it's glitching like you know when you're playing Gmod Sandbox and your friend's character clips into the wrong object and the model that just starts freaking out and ragd dolling in insane and hilarious ways uh X arm is

[1:23:37] that for 6 hours straight like what the hell are these Sony Vegas ass 3D smoke effects like this lightning effect for example in episode 1 is what you find

[1:23:49] when I type free lightning shooting effect green screen onto YouTube like it effect green screen onto YouTube like it is genuinely impressive how every single scene of every single episode has something that sticks out in a way that

[1:24:03] you just can't help smacking the space bar on and frustratingly getting up to walk away for a few seconds like the visuals are such an eyesore that I couldn't even tell you the plot of this [ __ ] because honestly who gives a rat's

[1:24:16] ass why should I bother getting invested into the plot and emotion of the story when the characters themselves are physically incapable of showing said emotion seriously every 3D anime character which is all the important

[1:24:29] characters by the way are so brick stiff in the face that no amount of good voice acting can convey the emotions of the dialogue to me convincingly oh and just in case you're wondering uh the voice actress who plays nzo in Demon Slayer

[1:24:44] plays the main girl in xarm what's this character's name I don't remember because I'm too distracted by the fact that this show is a steaming pile of ass uh with all that out of the way though we finally reached the top 10 worst

[1:25:01] anime on the list so first of all give yourself a round of applause uh for making it this far uh you've either left this video playing in the background while you go and do some actual importance things in your life or you're

[1:25:13] an absolute madman who enjoys my suffering just just a little too much and if you thought the last 90 entries were bad uh these last 10 are definitely the cherry on top of the massive turd Sunday ning or human zoo is yet another

[1:25:30] 2-minute avard film from all the way back in 1962 based on a piece by back in 1962 based on a piece by legendary Japanese poet T which features a bunch of people in cages getting physically abused while making weird

[1:25:44] animal noises it won a number of prestigious Awards in the' 60s and like many other Avant guard animations we've seen so far it's certainly uh interesting I'm sure that some kind of deeper meaning to it all but

[1:25:56] unfortunately I'm here to make a YouTube video not a college thesis so that's all I'm going to say and move on with the next one because I mean really who cares about human Zoo ning and Doran because ladies and gentlemen the goat taka is

[1:26:12] ladies and gentlemen the goat taka is back for more with his clation pesta resistance shitcom about a man and a woman on a lovely dinner date when suddenly the woman ooh has a bit of a stomach ache and literally uh literally

[1:26:26] throws up poop from her mouth as the man tries to propose to him and what is his response to this horrifying scene he has witnessed why of course it's to do the exact same thing because that is what true love is all about thank you taka

[1:26:42] you are truly a god walking amongst Mortals and speaking of love we have our Mortals and speaking of love we have our shortest entry yet the 72 avangard anime simply Called Love which I'm currently playing the entirety of on repeat behind

[1:26:59] me here and um yeah let's just move on speaking of love again let's call back onto the stage the gigachad of this video my boy taka with his epic

[1:27:11] video my boy taka with his epic Masterwork Love Bites except who curveball uh we're getting some MMD styled 3D animation this time this man is a man of many talents as the name suggests it's about a bunch of high

[1:27:25] school girls mutilating each other with sharp objects All In The Name of Love never changed talk you know we love you dog but enough about all of these one episode evone God shows one thing we've been missing from this list is some

[1:27:39] actual plot in my anime and you'll most certainly be getting none of that with aanai sisters Coco and Ma this is another pretty infamously terrible anime about two female Asians fighting off threats with their uh armor and makes

[1:27:55] the 3D animation in xarm look like the most epic scenes from Land of the lustrous there's a common theory that the sisters in this show are based off the Conor sisters a pair of voluptuous women that were popular on Japanese TV

[1:28:09] during the mid 2000s but that doesn't really add to the fact that this show is still a steaming pile of crap and that nothing about this show relates to the nothing about this show relates to the real Conor sisters in any way oh also

[1:28:23] fun fact uh this anime was made by production IG yes the very same Studio that made psychopath is possible for this absolute Abomination and I have no

[1:28:37] idea what kind of horny drugs they were on when they conceptualized this one listen I I love anime TDS as as much as the next weave but this show makes me question if this is the kind of stuff my parents Envision when I say I like etchy

[1:28:54] parents Envision when I say I like etchy shows because Mom Dad uh I think I'm gay now anyway to kick off our worst five we have aky no puzzle which uh I'm currently only showing screenshots of behind me because it is essentially a

[1:29:08] 6-minute epilepsy Festival that made me so upset on first watch that I couldn't give you the faintest [ __ ] clue about the goddamn plot and who am I kidding there is no plot it's a 6-minute avangard animation of weird shapes and

[1:29:21] sounds that I'm sure breaks the Gen the convention in some way or another but at convention in some way or another but at least thank Miyazaki we got one final appearance from the god of gods himself

[1:29:34] appearance from the god of gods himself that's right taka is back baby for one that's right taka is back baby for one last time to give us his MMD Masterpiece last time to give us his MMD Masterpiece from anime hell called koku Haku a 40c

[1:29:46] POV of you getting stabbed in the neck at the back of a school building and dying it's like the worst cut scene from yandere simulator before the textures have time to fully render and honestly taka we just love you for that now and

[1:30:00] our last and worst rated short form avard animation is this nightmare called avard animation is this nightmare called utus Siri or striking daughter and one

[1:30:12] look at this thing will pretty quickly tell you why it is considered the worst short form anime on this list basically we have this Abomination called sodi who

[1:30:24] on her husband's face and I guess one day her parents uh yes these these are her parents right here uh tell her that it is time to strike what ensues after this is an act of punishment that I definitely have to Center here not

[1:30:40] because it's necessarily explicit or anything like that but because I am convinced that this anime will actually break your mind in ways that I thought were only possible at Guantanamo Bay like I am not kidding when I say that

[1:30:55] this was one of if not the most terrifying unsettling and upsetting 3 minutes that I've ever had to watch like I feel like this is the kind of [ __ ] that plays on the TVs at the mental hospital in shudder Island because I am

[1:31:10] questioning the sanity of the person who made this thing and I'm just glad I'm done talking about it now so that I never have to talk about it ever again the runner up for the worst rated anime ever is a one episode OVA by the name of

[1:31:26] tenu dunai skel to heaven and if you know anything about bad anime you'll most likely know about this one in fact I did an entire video on this channel going over it in great great detail so I'm just going to leave that video in

[1:31:40] the description or in the card up the top there in case you want to see what the hype is all about um fair warning it's really really bad not the video itself the video itself is good the anime is really really bad B and it

[1:31:54] runner-up spot but I'm not going to go into detail about it with this video because finally ladies and gentlemen thank you for waiting it is time to talk thank you for waiting it is time to talk about the worst of the worst of the

[1:32:09] worst anime fans forbid its name to be spoken aloud for it will bring forth a cacophony of turds to rain down from the sky like a Moses plague those who have yet to watch it fear its name and those

[1:32:23] who unfortunate enough to watch it remember it on their deathbed as their light flashes before their eyes and the last thing that you will see before the last thing that you will see before the lights turn out for good is the words

[1:32:36] lights turn out for good is the words Mars of who made skel to Heaven spectral force and generation of chaos all of which we've covered in this video Mars of Destruction is the bad anime that is

[1:32:50] spoken of in Legends for the longest time that I've used used Mal I've always seen this anime rank consistently near the end or at the actual end of the list so you might be wondering at this point what's it all about well the year is

[1:33:04] what's it all about well the year is 2010 and after a probe returns from Mars strange creatures called ancients start appearing in Tokyo now these things can't be killed with regular weapons and they do a really good job of literally

[1:33:18] blowing heads off in hilarious ways so scientists come up with the suit a special weapon that's used to fight these ancients but only a specific type of DNA holder is capable of using it and

[1:33:32] that just so happens to be our main character gigachad chin having an ass takir he basically gets roped into wearing it kind of Shinji iari style and has to come to terms with his unfortunate Fate by getting his ass beat

[1:33:46] over and over again like it's very obvious they took a ton of inspiration from evangelon while having like 1 1,000th its budget and they most certainly didn't hide this fact with all of the obvious references like oh I

[1:33:59] don't know the main girl looking like Oscar from Dollar Tree and that taka has to go into this like container that looks like a cross to get into the suit because we've never seen that before in evangelon but I'm also just like cross

[1:34:14] that so much of this 19-minute OVA is filled up with so much dead air and unnecessary plot explanation that doesn't come to fruition at all because

[1:34:26] after the main fight with the big boss thing the credits roll and we never see anything about Mars or destruction ever again you know what on second thought maybe that's for the better because myself and the world can only take so

[1:34:41] much of these terrible anime in one city and I'm proud to say that with that I have completed what most Mortals don't ever try to attempt so here are some of my overall opinions for this challenge I guess number one is uh my

[1:34:57] anime list stuff are [ __ ] cooked in the head as you guys hopefully saw throughout this video half of this list are works that shouldn't even be on the godamn website to begin with because they barely constitute as anime in the

[1:35:12] traditional sense like it's insane to think that all these Avant guard pieces and claymations and contemporary artworks from Independent Artists are classified as anime and yet uh Shelter by Porter Robinson

[1:35:27] wasn't anime enough to be included so uh yeah go figure number two uh is that there were a surprising amount of works that were not rated all that properly in my opinion for example Infamous shows like Mars of Destruction are in my

[1:35:42] opinion nowhere near as bad as these other mind [ __ ] brain rot is the creator aan human being type shows that appear much earlier in the list and leads me to believe that the only reason shows like Mars of Destruction is so badly rated is

[1:35:58] because of its Infamous status rather than its actual content but I guess I should have seen that coming from Mal so that's my bad and finally number three

[1:36:10] that's my bad and finally number three if these are the rated shows on my anime list I don't even want to think about how terrible the unrated shows are there is a good possibility that amongst this massive sea of shows that have been so

[1:36:26] forgotten over time that nobody has even bothered to stop and watch and rate them that there could be some hidden gems sure but also some rusty nukes of [ __ ] that's ready to explode in my face at any minute but uh I guess that's another

[1:36:42] video for another day bottom line is that there are a lot of terrible anime but after watching a bunch of them it really made me appreciate the good shows that exist in the medium as well this experience really turns you into a

[1:36:56] humble anime fan and as much as I absolutely hated the experience I think it's something that will get you to appreciate the good shows for what they are I would kind of recommend doing this challenge to those brain dead anime fans

[1:37:10] on Twitter who compare frames with manga panels and have the audacity to complain about the tiniest details like trust me after this I'm never complaining about little [ __ ] like this ever again because the world of anime is deep and it is

[1:37:26] dank and I feel we've barely touched the surface of this giant Iceberg but I am excited to see what lies further Beyond so I hope you enjoyed my suffering and

[1:37:38] thank you for watching this videoo all right uh as you can see this was easily the longest video that I have ever made uh and unsurprisingly this

[1:37:51] ever made uh and unsurprisingly this video took me a very very long time to video took me a very very long time to complete so uh if you enjoyed it please leave a like share this video around uh with anyone and everyone because if this

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[1:38:31] going to be a lot of stuff back there that you YouTube Watchers didn't see at all um and I would say that you're missing out but I feel like you also did yourself a service I need to lie down for a bit because this video just took

[1:38:47] me so long to make and uh yeah I need to go and actually watch some good anime for a while um so yeah thanks for watching guys leave a like if you enjoyed subscribe if you're new and I will see you all in the next one down

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