Tom Brady's Good Nut Review — Full Breakdown & Transcript

[00:00] Tom Brady came out with a beverage. It's

[00:03] called Goodn Nut. So, we're here to see,

[00:05] is it a scam? Is Tom Brady's Good Nut

[00:08] any good? I haven't looked at these yet.

[00:10] So, we have chocolate.

[00:11] >> Mhm.

[00:11] >> Is that vanilla?

[00:12] >> Uh, original.

[00:14] >> Original,

[00:14] >> and sparkling.

[00:16] >> Sparkling coconut water.

[00:17] >> The three flavors everybody asks for.

[00:19] >> Yes.

[00:20] >> And here's what Tom has to say. Tom

[00:22] wanted the perfect coconut water. Oh,

[00:25] each of them say something different.

[00:26] >> Cuz this one says, "So naturally, we

[00:27] gave him chocolate. yours. So,

[00:29] naturally,

[00:29] >> so we added explosive bubbles.

[00:31] >> Ah,

[00:32] >> wow. We're going to have to read all of

[00:33] them.

[00:34] >> Oh, yeah. They tell a great story.

[00:36] >> Oh, yeah. They are

[00:36] >> the Iliad for coconut waters.

[00:39] >> The Iliad, Odyssey, and the Unreleased.

[00:44] >> Speaking of, for Father's Day, I got my

[00:45] dad a joint Iliad and Odyssey cool

[00:49] holographic cover to put on his new

[00:51] library bookshelf.

[00:52] >> That's cool. That's super sweet. All

[00:53] right, finish finish your your tail.

[00:55] >> Okay. Sorry. Tom wanted the perfect

[00:57] coconut water, so we added explosive

[00:59] bubbles. Brighter, bubblier, and

[01:01] refreshing in a way plain water never

[01:03] could be. Some say he took it too far.

[01:05] We say he got it just right. The result,

[01:08] good nut sparkling coconut water.

[01:09] Smooth, full bodybodied, surprisingly

[01:12] pliable. It's a mouthful. Yep. Mine's

[01:15] similar. So mine's Tom wanted the

[01:17] perfect coconut water, so naturally we

[01:18] gave him chocolate. Rich, creamy,

[01:21] organically sourced, and nothing fake.

[01:23] He said it couldn't be done. Then he

[01:25] drinks the whole can. The result good

[01:28] nut.

[01:29] >> Oh, and then the rest is the same. Yeah.

[01:31] >> Which in this one,

[01:32] >> it doesn't really tie in together at

[01:33] all. He drank the whole can.

[01:34] >> The result.

[01:36] >> Good nut.

[01:37] >> Well, you don't know. You haven't drank

[01:38] it.

[01:38] >> Oh my god. That's true. That's true.

[01:39] >> After we drink the Never mind. That's Am

[01:42] I Is this too sexual? Uh Tom wanted

[01:44] perfect coconut water. Not a good one.

[01:46] The good one. Clean, cold, no weird

[01:49] stuff. Just handpicked Vietnamese

[01:51] coconuts. Is that where you get good

[01:53] coconut? I was about to say, is that no?

[01:55] Is Vietnam known for great coconut?

[01:56] >> You think Tom was, you know, spinning up

[01:58] this company was like, "I'll only do it

[02:00] if the coconuts are Vietnamese."

[02:02] >> Vietnamese coconuts refined for flavor,

[02:05] texture, and refreshment down to the

[02:07] last sip. No shortcuts, no extras, just

[02:09] the kind of purity that speaks for

[02:11] itself. Then the rest is the same. Every

[02:14] can you get a a signature from Tom Brady

[02:17] with the printed logo of Gouff.

[02:19] >> That's so nice. TV12. TB12. You want to

[02:23] start with original?

[02:24] >> Yeah, we probably should.

[02:25] >> How are the We've got 80 calories per

[02:28] can.

[02:29] >> 20 grams of sugar.

[02:30] >> Nice.

[02:31] >> Which is coconut water. They all have a

[02:33] bunch of sugar. 140 milligram sodium.

[02:35] All the stuff you'd expect to have in

[02:36] coconut water.

[02:38] >> Are you a coconut water fan?

[02:39] >> Every time I drink it, I go, "Wow,

[02:41] that's delicious." And then 3 years

[02:43] later, I do it again.

[02:45] >> I So, I am just not a big coconut water

[02:47] guy. I like things that use coconut

[02:49] water, but coconut water on its own just

[02:51] don't [ __ ] with it.

[02:52] >> I've I've always liked it. Um

[02:55] >> these are the like I like the soft

[02:57] aluminum. I don't know how to describe

[02:59] it, but they don't have that satisfying

[03:00] like crack.

[03:01] >> Yeah, there was no crack there.

[03:02] >> Yeah,

[03:02] >> I should have gotten a normal coconut

[03:05] water like Coco Vito or whatever it's

[03:07] called. Coco Vita to try with it.

[03:10] >> You want to go first? I'll go

[03:11] >> first. You don't get my germs.

[03:13] >> I like I like getting your germs.

[03:18] It tastes like every coconut water I've

[03:19] ever had.

[03:20] >> That's cuz you haven't had chocolate.

[03:22] >> I mean, that's true. I've only ever had

[03:23] normal coconut water.

[03:26] >> It's fine. Yeah.

[03:27] >> It's just It's like It's

[03:28] >> just coconut water.

[03:30] >> I wouldn't choose it over normal water,

[03:32] personally.

[03:33] >> But if you

[03:34] >> Is it good though?

[03:35] >> Yeah. That is straight up coconut water.

[03:38] >> Is it different than the coconut water

[03:40] where every three years you go

[03:43] >> I would say it's slightly less sweet?

[03:45] And I would I would say that's a

[03:46] positive. Maybe slightly less sugar

[03:48] because a lot of them I drink and I'm

[03:50] like that is so sweet. Like

[03:53] >> Okay.

[03:53] >> But let's see ingredients. It's organic

[03:56] coconut water. Um so I think some of

[03:59] them and maybe I'm completely wrong.

[04:01] Maybe the cans are just bigger that I've

[04:03] had.

[04:03] >> Um I think some of them add sugar. But

[04:06] So you're telling me I crack open a

[04:08] coconut, it tastes just like that?

[04:10] >> I feel like it probably doesn't. It's

[04:12] got there's got to be there's got to be

[04:14] some kind of refining process. But you

[04:16] don't need to disclose.

[04:17] >> Have we not drank out of a coconut

[04:18] before? I feel like we we've done that.

[04:20] I feel like

[04:20] >> Have we done that?

[04:21] >> I feel like we've done that.

[04:22] >> We've done so much.

[04:23] >> We should do it again. We should try it.

[04:25] >> We should.

[04:26] >> I would like to drink out of a coconut

[04:28] again. Um

[04:28] >> but only if it's from Vietnam.

[04:30] >> Yeah, we should get coconuts from

[04:32] different countries and see which one's

[04:34] the best.

[04:34] >> That's a good idea.

[04:35] >> I imagine it makes

[04:36] >> I'm going to get you 10 coconuts and

[04:38] you're going to have to tell me which

[04:38] one is from Vietnam.

[04:40] >> Oh, that's a good idea.

[04:41] >> Wait, no. We'll tell you where each of

[04:43] them is from.

[04:43] >> Yeah. Nine are from Publix.

[04:48] All right. Uh, can somebody tell me how

[04:50] much sugar is in I think it's Coco Vita

[04:54] or Coco Veto?

[04:55] >> And then sidebar, can someone tell me

[04:57] how much Goodn Nut is a single can of

[04:59] Goodnut?

[05:00] >> So, I was able to get three. The three

[05:03] were discount. No, he's saying price.

[05:04] >> The price. I got these three for like

[05:07] the Go Puff discount of like $11.50

[05:11] something like that. But I think by

[05:14] themselves,

[05:15] >> how big is that can?

[05:16] >> This can is 350 milliliters.

[05:19] >> Oh, wow.

[05:19] >> I see them for 329.

[05:21] >> Okay.

[05:22] >> All right.

[05:23] >> Feels like I paid more

[05:25] than less.

[05:27] And how much is normal coco?

[05:29] >> No, it was pretty close. If you they

[05:31] were around 329.

[05:32] >> Oh, Vita Coco. That's what I'm talking.

[05:35] I see invit 329 on Instacart.

[05:38] >> One gram added sugar

[05:39] >> in Vit Coco. Okay. So, how many

[05:42] milliliters is it?

[05:43] >> Uh, the bottle is 500.

[05:46] >> Okay. So, it's just that it's bigger.

[05:48] Yeah.

[05:49] >> So, that's that's Vitco.

[05:51] >> Yeah, that's what I've had a couple

[05:52] times and every time I'm like, "Okay,

[05:54] probably won't do that again."

[05:56] >> Wait, they're coming out with flavors

[05:57] now.

[05:58] >> I Yeah,

[05:59] >> that's cuz Good Nut came on the

[06:00] >> True. Now they have to evolve.

[06:02] >> But like they exploded into flavors.

[06:03] They've got extra coconut, pinina

[06:05] colada, uh, strawberries and cream. Oh

[06:09] my god, they've gone nuts.

[06:10] >> Yeah, they've gone. Sorry, that's not

[06:11] what this is about.

[06:12] >> So, the price is about the same.

[06:14] >> Yep.

[06:14] >> And you or less.

[06:16] >> Yeah. Oh, true.

[06:17] >> Um I don't know. I'd have to try them

[06:18] side by side. They are so similar. This

[06:20] one tasted slightly less sweet to me,

[06:22] but it sounds like they only add one

[06:24] gram of sugar. Okay, let's try the

[06:27] sparkling one. Give me the I want to

[06:28] save the chocolate for last cuz

[06:29] >> I do too. I feel like that's going to

[06:30] suck.

[06:31] >> It's going to be [ __ ] atrocious. I

[06:32] already know it.

[06:33] >> I just don't find a way. I mean,

[06:35] chocolate coconut really good combo.

[06:37] Chocolate coconut water feels weird in

[06:40] my head.

[06:40] >> That had a much bigger crab.

[06:41] >> Maybe it's just a me thing.

[06:43] >> Maybe

[06:43] >> I I like coconut water.

[06:46] >> I'm glad I'm glad you're enjoying it so

[06:48] much.

[06:52] >> That's worse than the original.

[06:55] >> Are you a sparkling water guy?

[06:56] >> No,

[06:57] >> I'm not either.

[06:58] >> I just don't get it. I think it's like

[07:00] an acquired tasting because everyone I

[07:01] know who is drinking sparkling water,

[07:04] it's like all they they you either love

[07:06] it or you hate it and I feel like you

[07:08] have to jump into it.

[07:09] >> Sparkling like seltzers I'm okay with.

[07:12] Um

[07:13] >> you guys didn't like a sparkling water

[07:14] kind of kick there for a while. I

[07:16] >> It was a selzers. I'll never pick

[07:18] sparkling water over water, but we were

[07:20] drinking like uh waterlers. Mon'nique

[07:23] still drinks them all the time. Why does

[07:25] carbonating it add one gram of sugar?

[07:28] Uh, I don't know. You I remember a while

[07:30] ago we did the carbonation process and

[07:32] we learned a lot from that and I think

[07:34] the takeaway is anything's possible

[07:36] >> and we've forgotten it since then.

[07:39] >> Also, that was one of those videos where

[07:41] we were like,

[07:42] >> "Yeah, let's do this. We'll just

[07:43] carbonate everything."

[07:44] >> Just

[07:46] literally a mess. We were like, "What if

[07:48] we carbonate soup?" And it just spit

[07:51] soup everywhere. We're like, "All right,

[07:52] that's the video." That was But that

[07:55] carbonated soup kind of [ __ ] clapped.

[07:58] >> I think we did a tomato bis carbonated

[08:00] soup.

[08:01] >> Yeah. You know what? Everybody go watch

[08:02] that and let us know what we did. Um

[08:05] >> we carbonated some milk. I remember

[08:06] that.

[08:07] >> That carbonated milk put you in the

[08:09] [ __ ] hospital.

[08:12] >> That's why they say you don't carbonate

[08:14] milk.

[08:14] >> Yeah, you can't carbonate milk. It's

[08:16] forbidden.

[08:17] >> It's good. I agree. Not as good as the

[08:18] original, but it's good.

[08:21] >> It's fine. I I'm just not a sparkling

[08:23] kind of guy. I think

[08:24] >> I think you're a sparkling guy.

[08:26] >> No, I don't. I guess I don't really like

[08:27] whimsy and sparkles all that much.

[08:30] >> Give me the chocolate nut now.

[08:32] >> So, very interesting.

[08:34] >> Okay.

[08:35] >> Less sugar.

[08:37] >> Less sugar than the

[08:38] >> This is the least of the two. More

[08:39] calories, less sugar, but more fat.

[08:43] >> So, three grams of fat, 19 g of sugar,

[08:46] 110 calories. ingredients. Organic

[08:49] coconut water, organic coconut creamer.

[08:52] >> Okay,

[08:53] >> which we did not know. And organic

[08:54] coconut powder. I guess

[08:55] >> this one going to be more like chocolate

[08:56] milk.

[08:57] >> I think so. Coconut milk. Chocolate

[08:59] milk.

[09:00] >> That feels so weird though. That it' be

[09:02] less sugar.

[09:04] >> I guess just straight cocoa powder does

[09:07] not have sugar.

[09:08] >> So, if you think about it, you're adding

[09:10] less room of coconut water, which is

[09:12] where the sugar is coming from. So,

[09:14] that's probably the minus gram.

[09:15] >> And people call us dumb, dude. Is that

[09:17] crazy?

[09:17] >> Yeah.

[09:28] >> That was sad.

[09:30] Can you wipe the can off for me?

[09:34] That was

[09:35] >> People call us as it squirts out of your

[09:39] nose.

[09:39] >> No, it didn't come out my nose. I missed

[09:41] my mouth.

[09:41] >> Oh, you haven't even zipped it yet.

[09:44] >> I get all the backwash. That's my job.

[09:47] >> I got a little bit, but that second sip

[09:49] was a lot worse.

[09:50] >> Your nap.

[09:51] >> I don't want to drink your backwash that

[09:52] you left on the rim.

[09:53] >> Yeah, that's all right. It's very tart.

[09:56] Very tart.

[10:01] >> Yeah.

[10:03] Yeah,

[10:04] it is.

[10:06] It It's cocoa powder in there. Like it.

[10:10] You were asking about chocolate milk. I

[10:13] that's they took this and they're like

[10:14] here's cocoa powder

[10:16] >> and they made this.

[10:17] >> Yeah. It's like if you didn't fully mix

[10:18] it and you get very chocolate.

[10:20] >> So you don't get any of the cream. Like

[10:21] it's not thicker.

[10:22] >> No. It's a little bit like a soulless

[10:25] yohoo.

[10:26] >> Oh yes. It's very yooooes.

[10:28] >> Yeah. It's like cuz yoooo is more

[10:30] chocolate water but they dump sugar in

[10:33] there too and it was yummy.

[10:34] >> Um this is missing the sugar soul.

[10:37] >> Holy [ __ ] I forgot all about yoooos.

[10:39] Did you guys read the chocolate uh

[10:42] paragraph?

[10:43] >> Yeah. Okay.

[10:44] >> It just wasn't very memorable.

[10:45] >> Yeah. No, it didn't tell a good story.

[10:47] >> I wouldn't say it's bad. I just would

[10:50] never get it.

[10:51] >> Yeah. Like I don't really like it, but

[10:54] you're right. I'm not like revolted by

[10:56] it. It's just I choose most other

[10:58] beverages over it.

[11:00] >> Good news though, there is less than one

[11:02] gram of protein in this where these two

[11:04] are just zero. So that means there is

[11:07] trace amounts of protein in this.

[11:10] >> Yeah, it's if you're going to drink

[11:11] this, I don't think it does anything

[11:14] over these. Like I like the I like this

[11:16] coconut water. If you like coconut

[11:18] water, you'll you'll like the singular

[11:20] ingredient coconut water in this.

[11:22] >> Yeah. Even if you don't like coconut

[11:23] water all that much like me, that's

[11:25] fine. If I had to drink that, if I was

[11:28] [ __ ] shriveling out and you had to be

[11:30] good nut, I'd be pretty happy about it.

[11:32] I think

[11:32] >> that's good. Even as someone who doesn't

[11:34] love coconut water on its own,

[11:36] >> I think it's just supposed to be

[11:38] refreshing basically.

[11:39] >> Yeah, I could see that.

[11:40] >> I like it. They And I can't emphasize

[11:42] this enough. There is one ingredient.

[11:45] It's coconut water.

[11:46] >> One disclosed ingredient.

[11:48] >> Yes. Oh, allegedly.

[11:52] It does really make me want to put a

[11:55] straw in a coconut. It's natural sugar.

[11:59] >> Yeah. I just can't see myself ever just

[12:00] getting coconut water over normal water.

[12:03] >> It's like again, it's very fine. It's

[12:05] fine.

[12:05] >> This bag showed up at my house

[12:07] yesterday.

[12:08] >> Mhm.

[12:08] >> And I was going out back into the sun

[12:11] and I was like, it would be nice to have

[12:13] a coconut water because they're in my

[12:15] house, but I only had the three, so I

[12:16] couldn't I've never once bought coconut

[12:19] water for just myself uh in my life.

[12:23] Somebody has handed them to me somewhere

[12:25] and I've been like, "Fuck yeah, coconut

[12:26] water." Never see it. See, never find it

[12:31] on my own is what I'm trying to say.

[12:33] >> Makes sense. So, as far as like

[12:36] celebrity products go, Tom Brady did

[12:38] fine. I think coconut water fans are

[12:40] probably pretty happy, right? Let me

[12:41] see. Let me check the reviews real

[12:42] quick.

[12:43] >> They're probably cheering.

[12:43] >> They're probably excited, right? Let me

[12:45] see.

[12:45] >> Can you mess up coconut water? You just

[12:50] >> You definitely can mess it up. I

[12:51] >> guess by changing that process I just

[12:53] showed. I can't find anybody reviewing

[12:57] it.

[12:57] >> Dude, it sold out immediately.

[12:59] >> Are you guys having the first ones?

[13:01] >> Or maybe this is the first review.

[13:04] >> Cuz all I see is people insulting it for

[13:06] its name being cringe.

[13:07] >> What do you think of the name?

[13:09] >> The name is just so clearly trying to be

[13:11] like quirky like good nut. It's It's

[13:15] that corpo type cringe [ __ ] to lean into

[13:18] those things.

[13:19] >> So you think he had any input on it?

[13:22] >> You do. You don't think Go Puff said,

[13:23] "Hey, we want to do this and make a

[13:25] splash by calling it good nuts." Like,

[13:27] okay.

[13:27] >> I think Tom Brady like at this point in

[13:29] his life wants to just be cool.

[13:32] >> Like, hey,

[13:33] >> I'm kind of zany, too. Good nut. Good.

[13:37] That kind of thing,

[13:39] >> huh? And then

[13:40] >> I feel like I don't know Tom Brady. This

[13:43] is me speaking with no information. I

[13:46] feel like somebody just said, "Hey,

[13:48] we're going to start a coconut water

[13:49] company." and he was probably like,

[13:50] "Yeah,

[13:50] >> that's that's probably how it started."

[13:52] About the name specifically though, I'm

[13:54] sure he had a saying.

[13:54] >> I'm going to guess to your point, this,

[13:57] if I'm peeling back my mind, I think

[14:00] Gouff approached him for an overall

[14:02] partnership and said, "As part of this,

[14:04] we're going to launch a product

[14:06] >> and he probably Tom Brady seems like a

[14:08] coconut water guy. He probably drinks

[14:10] coconut water

[14:11] >> and then

[14:13] >> and then Goodnut was born." And look at

[14:15] that drip from the straw. They know what

[14:17] they're doing. This is such a go g go

[14:20] puff move, dude.

[14:22] >> Haven't Have you ever used go puff?

[14:24] >> No, I've never used go puff.

[14:27] >> I haven't either.

[14:27] >> And apparently no one's using goodnut.

[14:30] Like I don't know how it's sold out. I

[14:32] actually this whole time I've been

[14:33] trying to find like any review from

[14:35] anyone outside of like three Tik

[14:36] Tockers. Doesn't exist. The closest

[14:38] thing I saw the closest thing I saw was

[14:40] someone saying he missed an opportunity

[14:42] to do orange soda. Call it sun-kissed

[14:44] cuz he kisses his son in the lips.

[14:49] So, that's the closest I've got to a

[14:51] >> Wait a second. That is huge.

[14:53] >> That is the closest thing I've seen to a

[14:55] review.

[14:56] >> Yeah. And there's no reviews on Go Puff

[14:58] cuz I guess they're just quirky like

[15:01] that. Um,

[15:04] >> okay. Thanks, Tom Brady.

[15:06] >> And I don't And I'm going to tell you,

[15:08] you didn't win over many people with the

[15:09] name based on everything we saw. They're

[15:12] not loving the name.

[15:13] >> It's fine.

[15:14] >> It's fine. I don't I see a lot of people

[15:16] being like, "Why would you name it good

[15:17] nut?" I don't think it's a bad thing. I

[15:19] just

[15:20] >> It's okay.

[15:24] >> That's how I feel.

[15:24] >> It's like the coconut water of names.

[15:27] >> Yeah.

[15:27] >> Just like it's fine.

[15:30] >> It's It makes you go, "Huh?"

[15:33] >> Not like, "Dude, I got to go get it

[15:35] because it's called Goodnut."

[15:37] >> That's so true. It's just kind of like a

[15:39] Oh, you did that.

[15:40] >> You did that and I don't know why, but

[15:42] Okay.

[15:43] >> That's cool, man. Coconut water.

[15:44] >> Good one, Tom.

[15:46] Got us again. Tom, you prankster.

[15:49] >> God, he's so funny.

[15:50] >> Tom, you little rat.

[15:51] >> All right, now get out of here.

[15:53] >> Yeah, get out.