Tom Brady's Good Nut - The Product Description Is Hilarious
45sThe hosts read the elaborate and quirky product descriptions on the cans, creating a humorous and engaging introduction that sparks curiosity.
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[00:00] Tom Brady came out with a beverage. It's
[00:03] called Goodn Nut. So, we're here to see,
[00:05] is it a scam? Is Tom Brady's Good Nut
[00:08] any good? I haven't looked at these yet.
[00:10] So, we have chocolate.
[00:11] >> Mhm.
[00:11] >> Is that vanilla?
[00:12] >> Uh, original.
[00:14] >> Original,
[00:14] >> and sparkling.
[00:16] >> Sparkling coconut water.
[00:17] >> The three flavors everybody asks for.
[00:19] >> Yes.
[00:20] >> And here's what Tom has to say. Tom
[00:22] wanted the perfect coconut water. Oh,
[00:25] each of them say something different.
[00:26] >> Cuz this one says, "So naturally, we
[00:27] gave him chocolate. yours. So,
[00:29] naturally,
[00:29] >> so we added explosive bubbles.
[00:31] >> Ah,
[00:32] >> wow. We're going to have to read all of
[00:33] them.
[00:34] >> Oh, yeah. They tell a great story.
[00:36] >> Oh, yeah. They are
[00:36] >> the Iliad for coconut waters.
[00:39] >> The Iliad, Odyssey, and the Unreleased.
[00:44] >> Speaking of, for Father's Day, I got my
[00:45] dad a joint Iliad and Odyssey cool
[00:49] holographic cover to put on his new
[00:51] library bookshelf.
[00:52] >> That's cool. That's super sweet. All
[00:53] right, finish finish your your tail.
[00:55] >> Okay. Sorry. Tom wanted the perfect
[00:57] coconut water, so we added explosive
[00:59] bubbles. Brighter, bubblier, and
[01:01] refreshing in a way plain water never
[01:03] could be. Some say he took it too far.
[01:05] We say he got it just right. The result,
[01:08] good nut sparkling coconut water.
[01:09] Smooth, full bodybodied, surprisingly
[01:12] pliable. It's a mouthful. Yep. Mine's
[01:15] similar. So mine's Tom wanted the
[01:17] perfect coconut water, so naturally we
[01:18] gave him chocolate. Rich, creamy,
[01:21] organically sourced, and nothing fake.
[01:23] He said it couldn't be done. Then he
[01:25] drinks the whole can. The result good
[01:28] nut.
[01:29] >> Oh, and then the rest is the same. Yeah.
[01:31] >> Which in this one,
[01:32] >> it doesn't really tie in together at
[01:33] all. He drank the whole can.
[01:34] >> The result.
[01:36] >> Good nut.
[01:37] >> Well, you don't know. You haven't drank
[01:38] it.
[01:38] >> Oh my god. That's true. That's true.
[01:39] >> After we drink the Never mind. That's Am
[01:42] I Is this too sexual? Uh Tom wanted
[01:44] perfect coconut water. Not a good one.
[01:46] The good one. Clean, cold, no weird
[01:49] stuff. Just handpicked Vietnamese
[01:51] coconuts. Is that where you get good
[01:53] coconut? I was about to say, is that no?
[01:55] Is Vietnam known for great coconut?
[01:56] >> You think Tom was, you know, spinning up
[01:58] this company was like, "I'll only do it
[02:00] if the coconuts are Vietnamese."
[02:02] >> Vietnamese coconuts refined for flavor,
[02:05] texture, and refreshment down to the
[02:07] last sip. No shortcuts, no extras, just
[02:09] the kind of purity that speaks for
[02:11] itself. Then the rest is the same. Every
[02:14] can you get a a signature from Tom Brady
[02:17] with the printed logo of Gouff.
[02:19] >> That's so nice. TV12. TB12. You want to
[02:23] start with original?
[02:24] >> Yeah, we probably should.
[02:25] >> How are the We've got 80 calories per
[02:28] can.
[02:29] >> 20 grams of sugar.
[02:30] >> Nice.
[02:31] >> Which is coconut water. They all have a
[02:33] bunch of sugar. 140 milligram sodium.
[02:35] All the stuff you'd expect to have in
[02:36] coconut water.
[02:38] >> Are you a coconut water fan?
[02:39] >> Every time I drink it, I go, "Wow,
[02:41] that's delicious." And then 3 years
[02:43] later, I do it again.
[02:45] >> I So, I am just not a big coconut water
[02:47] guy. I like things that use coconut
[02:49] water, but coconut water on its own just
[02:51] don't [ __ ] with it.
[02:52] >> I've I've always liked it. Um
[02:55] >> these are the like I like the soft
[02:57] aluminum. I don't know how to describe
[02:59] it, but they don't have that satisfying
[03:00] like crack.
[03:01] >> Yeah, there was no crack there.
[03:02] >> Yeah,
[03:02] >> I should have gotten a normal coconut
[03:05] water like Coco Vito or whatever it's
[03:07] called. Coco Vita to try with it.
[03:10] >> You want to go first? I'll go
[03:11] >> first. You don't get my germs.
[03:13] >> I like I like getting your germs.
[03:18] It tastes like every coconut water I've
[03:19] ever had.
[03:20] >> That's cuz you haven't had chocolate.
[03:22] >> I mean, that's true. I've only ever had
[03:23] normal coconut water.
[03:26] >> It's fine. Yeah.
[03:27] >> It's just It's like It's
[03:28] >> just coconut water.
[03:30] >> I wouldn't choose it over normal water,
[03:32] personally.
[03:33] >> But if you
[03:34] >> Is it good though?
[03:35] >> Yeah. That is straight up coconut water.
[03:38] >> Is it different than the coconut water
[03:40] where every three years you go
[03:43] >> I would say it's slightly less sweet?
[03:45] And I would I would say that's a
[03:46] positive. Maybe slightly less sugar
[03:48] because a lot of them I drink and I'm
[03:50] like that is so sweet. Like
[03:53] >> Okay.
[03:53] >> But let's see ingredients. It's organic
[03:56] coconut water. Um so I think some of
[03:59] them and maybe I'm completely wrong.
[04:01] Maybe the cans are just bigger that I've
[04:03] had.
[04:03] >> Um I think some of them add sugar. But
[04:06] So you're telling me I crack open a
[04:08] coconut, it tastes just like that?
[04:10] >> I feel like it probably doesn't. It's
[04:12] got there's got to be there's got to be
[04:14] some kind of refining process. But you
[04:16] don't need to disclose.
[04:17] >> Have we not drank out of a coconut
[04:18] before? I feel like we we've done that.
[04:20] I feel like
[04:20] >> Have we done that?
[04:21] >> I feel like we've done that.
[04:22] >> We've done so much.
[04:23] >> We should do it again. We should try it.
[04:25] >> We should.
[04:26] >> I would like to drink out of a coconut
[04:28] again. Um
[04:28] >> but only if it's from Vietnam.
[04:30] >> Yeah, we should get coconuts from
[04:32] different countries and see which one's
[04:34] the best.
[04:34] >> That's a good idea.
[04:35] >> I imagine it makes
[04:36] >> I'm going to get you 10 coconuts and
[04:38] you're going to have to tell me which
[04:38] one is from Vietnam.
[04:40] >> Oh, that's a good idea.
[04:41] >> Wait, no. We'll tell you where each of
[04:43] them is from.
[04:43] >> Yeah. Nine are from Publix.
[04:48] All right. Uh, can somebody tell me how
[04:50] much sugar is in I think it's Coco Vita
[04:54] or Coco Veto?
[04:55] >> And then sidebar, can someone tell me
[04:57] how much Goodn Nut is a single can of
[04:59] Goodnut?
[05:00] >> So, I was able to get three. The three
[05:03] were discount. No, he's saying price.
[05:04] >> The price. I got these three for like
[05:07] the Go Puff discount of like $11.50
[05:11] something like that. But I think by
[05:14] themselves,
[05:15] >> how big is that can?
[05:16] >> This can is 350 milliliters.
[05:19] >> Oh, wow.
[05:19] >> I see them for 329.
[05:21] >> Okay.
[05:22] >> All right.
[05:23] >> Feels like I paid more
[05:25] than less.
[05:27] And how much is normal coco?
[05:29] >> No, it was pretty close. If you they
[05:31] were around 329.
[05:32] >> Oh, Vita Coco. That's what I'm talking.
[05:35] I see invit 329 on Instacart.
[05:38] >> One gram added sugar
[05:39] >> in Vit Coco. Okay. So, how many
[05:42] milliliters is it?
[05:43] >> Uh, the bottle is 500.
[05:46] >> Okay. So, it's just that it's bigger.
[05:48] Yeah.
[05:49] >> So, that's that's Vitco.
[05:51] >> Yeah, that's what I've had a couple
[05:52] times and every time I'm like, "Okay,
[05:54] probably won't do that again."
[05:56] >> Wait, they're coming out with flavors
[05:57] now.
[05:58] >> I Yeah,
[05:59] >> that's cuz Good Nut came on the
[06:00] >> True. Now they have to evolve.
[06:02] >> But like they exploded into flavors.
[06:03] They've got extra coconut, pinina
[06:05] colada, uh, strawberries and cream. Oh
[06:09] my god, they've gone nuts.
[06:10] >> Yeah, they've gone. Sorry, that's not
[06:11] what this is about.
[06:12] >> So, the price is about the same.
[06:14] >> Yep.
[06:14] >> And you or less.
[06:16] >> Yeah. Oh, true.
[06:17] >> Um I don't know. I'd have to try them
[06:18] side by side. They are so similar. This
[06:20] one tasted slightly less sweet to me,
[06:22] but it sounds like they only add one
[06:24] gram of sugar. Okay, let's try the
[06:27] sparkling one. Give me the I want to
[06:28] save the chocolate for last cuz
[06:29] >> I do too. I feel like that's going to
[06:30] suck.
[06:31] >> It's going to be [ __ ] atrocious. I
[06:32] already know it.
[06:33] >> I just don't find a way. I mean,
[06:35] chocolate coconut really good combo.
[06:37] Chocolate coconut water feels weird in
[06:40] my head.
[06:40] >> That had a much bigger crab.
[06:41] >> Maybe it's just a me thing.
[06:43] >> Maybe
[06:43] >> I I like coconut water.
[06:46] >> I'm glad I'm glad you're enjoying it so
[06:48] much.
[06:52] >> That's worse than the original.
[06:55] >> Are you a sparkling water guy?
[06:56] >> No,
[06:57] >> I'm not either.
[06:58] >> I just don't get it. I think it's like
[07:00] an acquired tasting because everyone I
[07:01] know who is drinking sparkling water,
[07:04] it's like all they they you either love
[07:06] it or you hate it and I feel like you
[07:08] have to jump into it.
[07:09] >> Sparkling like seltzers I'm okay with.
[07:12] Um
[07:13] >> you guys didn't like a sparkling water
[07:14] kind of kick there for a while. I
[07:16] >> It was a selzers. I'll never pick
[07:18] sparkling water over water, but we were
[07:20] drinking like uh waterlers. Mon'nique
[07:23] still drinks them all the time. Why does
[07:25] carbonating it add one gram of sugar?
[07:28] Uh, I don't know. You I remember a while
[07:30] ago we did the carbonation process and
[07:32] we learned a lot from that and I think
[07:34] the takeaway is anything's possible
[07:36] >> and we've forgotten it since then.
[07:39] >> Also, that was one of those videos where
[07:41] we were like,
[07:42] >> "Yeah, let's do this. We'll just
[07:43] carbonate everything."
[07:44] >> Just
[07:46] literally a mess. We were like, "What if
[07:48] we carbonate soup?" And it just spit
[07:51] soup everywhere. We're like, "All right,
[07:52] that's the video." That was But that
[07:55] carbonated soup kind of [ __ ] clapped.
[07:58] >> I think we did a tomato bis carbonated
[08:00] soup.
[08:01] >> Yeah. You know what? Everybody go watch
[08:02] that and let us know what we did. Um
[08:05] >> we carbonated some milk. I remember
[08:06] that.
[08:07] >> That carbonated milk put you in the
[08:09] [ __ ] hospital.
[08:12] >> That's why they say you don't carbonate
[08:14] milk.
[08:14] >> Yeah, you can't carbonate milk. It's
[08:16] forbidden.
[08:17] >> It's good. I agree. Not as good as the
[08:18] original, but it's good.
[08:21] >> It's fine. I I'm just not a sparkling
[08:23] kind of guy. I think
[08:24] >> I think you're a sparkling guy.
[08:26] >> No, I don't. I guess I don't really like
[08:27] whimsy and sparkles all that much.
[08:30] >> Give me the chocolate nut now.
[08:32] >> So, very interesting.
[08:34] >> Okay.
[08:35] >> Less sugar.
[08:37] >> Less sugar than the
[08:38] >> This is the least of the two. More
[08:39] calories, less sugar, but more fat.
[08:43] >> So, three grams of fat, 19 g of sugar,
[08:46] 110 calories. ingredients. Organic
[08:49] coconut water, organic coconut creamer.
[08:52] >> Okay,
[08:53] >> which we did not know. And organic
[08:54] coconut powder. I guess
[08:55] >> this one going to be more like chocolate
[08:56] milk.
[08:57] >> I think so. Coconut milk. Chocolate
[08:59] milk.
[09:00] >> That feels so weird though. That it' be
[09:02] less sugar.
[09:04] >> I guess just straight cocoa powder does
[09:07] not have sugar.
[09:08] >> So, if you think about it, you're adding
[09:10] less room of coconut water, which is
[09:12] where the sugar is coming from. So,
[09:14] that's probably the minus gram.
[09:15] >> And people call us dumb, dude. Is that
[09:17] crazy?
[09:17] >> Yeah.
[09:28] >> That was sad.
[09:30] Can you wipe the can off for me?
[09:34] That was
[09:35] >> People call us as it squirts out of your
[09:39] nose.
[09:39] >> No, it didn't come out my nose. I missed
[09:41] my mouth.
[09:41] >> Oh, you haven't even zipped it yet.
[09:44] >> I get all the backwash. That's my job.
[09:47] >> I got a little bit, but that second sip
[09:49] was a lot worse.
[09:50] >> Your nap.
[09:51] >> I don't want to drink your backwash that
[09:52] you left on the rim.
[09:53] >> Yeah, that's all right. It's very tart.
[09:56] Very tart.
[10:01] >> Yeah.
[10:03] Yeah,
[10:04] it is.
[10:06] It It's cocoa powder in there. Like it.
[10:10] You were asking about chocolate milk. I
[10:13] that's they took this and they're like
[10:14] here's cocoa powder
[10:16] >> and they made this.
[10:17] >> Yeah. It's like if you didn't fully mix
[10:18] it and you get very chocolate.
[10:20] >> So you don't get any of the cream. Like
[10:21] it's not thicker.
[10:22] >> No. It's a little bit like a soulless
[10:25] yohoo.
[10:26] >> Oh yes. It's very yooooes.
[10:28] >> Yeah. It's like cuz yoooo is more
[10:30] chocolate water but they dump sugar in
[10:33] there too and it was yummy.
[10:34] >> Um this is missing the sugar soul.
[10:37] >> Holy [ __ ] I forgot all about yoooos.
[10:39] Did you guys read the chocolate uh
[10:42] paragraph?
[10:43] >> Yeah. Okay.
[10:44] >> It just wasn't very memorable.
[10:45] >> Yeah. No, it didn't tell a good story.
[10:47] >> I wouldn't say it's bad. I just would
[10:50] never get it.
[10:51] >> Yeah. Like I don't really like it, but
[10:54] you're right. I'm not like revolted by
[10:56] it. It's just I choose most other
[10:58] beverages over it.
[11:00] >> Good news though, there is less than one
[11:02] gram of protein in this where these two
[11:04] are just zero. So that means there is
[11:07] trace amounts of protein in this.
[11:10] >> Yeah, it's if you're going to drink
[11:11] this, I don't think it does anything
[11:14] over these. Like I like the I like this
[11:16] coconut water. If you like coconut
[11:18] water, you'll you'll like the singular
[11:20] ingredient coconut water in this.
[11:22] >> Yeah. Even if you don't like coconut
[11:23] water all that much like me, that's
[11:25] fine. If I had to drink that, if I was
[11:28] [ __ ] shriveling out and you had to be
[11:30] good nut, I'd be pretty happy about it.
[11:32] I think
[11:32] >> that's good. Even as someone who doesn't
[11:34] love coconut water on its own,
[11:36] >> I think it's just supposed to be
[11:38] refreshing basically.
[11:39] >> Yeah, I could see that.
[11:40] >> I like it. They And I can't emphasize
[11:42] this enough. There is one ingredient.
[11:45] It's coconut water.
[11:46] >> One disclosed ingredient.
[11:48] >> Yes. Oh, allegedly.
[11:52] It does really make me want to put a
[11:55] straw in a coconut. It's natural sugar.
[11:59] >> Yeah. I just can't see myself ever just
[12:00] getting coconut water over normal water.
[12:03] >> It's like again, it's very fine. It's
[12:05] fine.
[12:05] >> This bag showed up at my house
[12:07] yesterday.
[12:08] >> Mhm.
[12:08] >> And I was going out back into the sun
[12:11] and I was like, it would be nice to have
[12:13] a coconut water because they're in my
[12:15] house, but I only had the three, so I
[12:16] couldn't I've never once bought coconut
[12:19] water for just myself uh in my life.
[12:23] Somebody has handed them to me somewhere
[12:25] and I've been like, "Fuck yeah, coconut
[12:26] water." Never see it. See, never find it
[12:31] on my own is what I'm trying to say.
[12:33] >> Makes sense. So, as far as like
[12:36] celebrity products go, Tom Brady did
[12:38] fine. I think coconut water fans are
[12:40] probably pretty happy, right? Let me
[12:41] see. Let me check the reviews real
[12:42] quick.
[12:43] >> They're probably cheering.
[12:43] >> They're probably excited, right? Let me
[12:45] see.
[12:45] >> Can you mess up coconut water? You just
[12:50] >> You definitely can mess it up. I
[12:51] >> guess by changing that process I just
[12:53] showed. I can't find anybody reviewing
[12:57] it.
[12:57] >> Dude, it sold out immediately.
[12:59] >> Are you guys having the first ones?
[13:01] >> Or maybe this is the first review.
[13:04] >> Cuz all I see is people insulting it for
[13:06] its name being cringe.
[13:07] >> What do you think of the name?
[13:09] >> The name is just so clearly trying to be
[13:11] like quirky like good nut. It's It's
[13:15] that corpo type cringe [ __ ] to lean into
[13:18] those things.
[13:19] >> So you think he had any input on it?
[13:22] >> You do. You don't think Go Puff said,
[13:23] "Hey, we want to do this and make a
[13:25] splash by calling it good nuts." Like,
[13:27] okay.
[13:27] >> I think Tom Brady like at this point in
[13:29] his life wants to just be cool.
[13:32] >> Like, hey,
[13:33] >> I'm kind of zany, too. Good nut. Good.
[13:37] That kind of thing,
[13:39] >> huh? And then
[13:40] >> I feel like I don't know Tom Brady. This
[13:43] is me speaking with no information. I
[13:46] feel like somebody just said, "Hey,
[13:48] we're going to start a coconut water
[13:49] company." and he was probably like,
[13:50] "Yeah,
[13:50] >> that's that's probably how it started."
[13:52] About the name specifically though, I'm
[13:54] sure he had a saying.
[13:54] >> I'm going to guess to your point, this,
[13:57] if I'm peeling back my mind, I think
[14:00] Gouff approached him for an overall
[14:02] partnership and said, "As part of this,
[14:04] we're going to launch a product
[14:06] >> and he probably Tom Brady seems like a
[14:08] coconut water guy. He probably drinks
[14:10] coconut water
[14:11] >> and then
[14:13] >> and then Goodnut was born." And look at
[14:15] that drip from the straw. They know what
[14:17] they're doing. This is such a go g go
[14:20] puff move, dude.
[14:22] >> Haven't Have you ever used go puff?
[14:24] >> No, I've never used go puff.
[14:27] >> I haven't either.
[14:27] >> And apparently no one's using goodnut.
[14:30] Like I don't know how it's sold out. I
[14:32] actually this whole time I've been
[14:33] trying to find like any review from
[14:35] anyone outside of like three Tik
[14:36] Tockers. Doesn't exist. The closest
[14:38] thing I saw the closest thing I saw was
[14:40] someone saying he missed an opportunity
[14:42] to do orange soda. Call it sun-kissed
[14:44] cuz he kisses his son in the lips.
[14:49] So, that's the closest I've got to a
[14:51] >> Wait a second. That is huge.
[14:53] >> That is the closest thing I've seen to a
[14:55] review.
[14:56] >> Yeah. And there's no reviews on Go Puff
[14:58] cuz I guess they're just quirky like
[15:01] that. Um,
[15:04] >> okay. Thanks, Tom Brady.
[15:06] >> And I don't And I'm going to tell you,
[15:08] you didn't win over many people with the
[15:09] name based on everything we saw. They're
[15:12] not loving the name.
[15:13] >> It's fine.
[15:14] >> It's fine. I don't I see a lot of people
[15:16] being like, "Why would you name it good
[15:17] nut?" I don't think it's a bad thing. I
[15:19] just
[15:20] >> It's okay.
[15:24] >> That's how I feel.
[15:24] >> It's like the coconut water of names.
[15:27] >> Yeah.
[15:27] >> Just like it's fine.
[15:30] >> It's It makes you go, "Huh?"
[15:33] >> Not like, "Dude, I got to go get it
[15:35] because it's called Goodnut."
[15:37] >> That's so true. It's just kind of like a
[15:39] Oh, you did that.
[15:40] >> You did that and I don't know why, but
[15:42] Okay.
[15:43] >> That's cool, man. Coconut water.
[15:44] >> Good one, Tom.
[15:46] Got us again. Tom, you prankster.
[15:49] >> God, he's so funny.
[15:50] >> Tom, you little rat.
[15:51] >> All right, now get out of here.
[15:53] >> Yeah, get out.
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