Black Soil Trade - Rajasthani Marwadi Haryanvi Comedy Video

[00:54] Kaka ke jod ki comedy me role aaye Kaka ke jod ki oh hey little daughter if you Kaka ke jod ki oh hey little daughter if you hit me then pay attention I'm the rag dick hey ra hit me then pay attention I'm the rag dick hey ra hey don't take tension dig dig dig

[01:10] hey don't take tension dig dig dig [music] [music] Chotiya oh Chotiya hey there where that thorny Chotiya oh Chotiya hey there where that thorny man is hey two faces stop stop

[01:29] I'll see get the people out see [music] hey poor guy go send him away

[01:43] hey poor guy go send him away hey come here four five have come take it hey come here four five have come take it [music] [music] catch it properly catch it properly

[02:15] [praise] [ music] [praise] if you have done it then do

[02:40] [music] go [music] then you are not afraid friend come come come oh yes come

[02:55] afraid friend come come come oh yes come mother abuse the soil do your work leave the pixie in the name of business now the

[03:08] leave the pixie in the name of business now the police in the village may catch five or one of you hey they may police in the village may catch five or one of you hey they may catch me too they need their sarpanch to lose their father you catch me too they need their sarpanch to lose their father you support me in wrong doing otherwise If you see someone

[03:20] support me in wrong doing otherwise If you see someone with you, save yourself, with you, save yourself, hey, give me this once, don't take my name, and if you do less work, if you hear that you take away the soil, then take my

[03:39] sit down, let's talk, yes, talk, 10 laddus, tea made of soil, 10 talk, yes, talk, 10 laddus, tea made of soil, 10 laddus, oh yes, 10 laddus and baby, first tea at 12 o'clock in the evening, okay, hey, hey, friend, I have only one laddu in my stock, how can I dig out

[03:54] friend, I have only one laddu in my stock, how can I dig out four laddus, oh yes, dig out your mother's head, you [ __ ], dig it, hey, four laddus, oh yes, dig out your mother's head, you [ __ ], dig it, hey,

[04:07] choose your daughter, daughter, look at your mother's head, tear it apart, dig out three, dig out three, look, girl, what do you mean, six three, dig in the earth or dig in the sky, I mean, whatever you dig out, I

[04:26] can guarantee that the Kaaba will be sold, if I talk, you will get 100%, not just 50%, I will work hard, you can take the money, not just 50%, I will work hard, you can take the money,

[04:39] friend, talk, don't choose the daughter's card on the shovel, even the Sarpanch will dig the money, hey, Sarpanch, make money then even the Sarpanch will dig the money, hey, Sarpanch, make money then dig and become a sarpanch, what papad should I do,

[04:54] I do, break the thinking, get the bed made, oh get it made, okay

[05:07] [Music] oh dig properly, oh I will be doing sarpanch, friend, cut, oh oh dig properly, oh I will be doing sarpanch, friend, cut, oh uncle sarpanch, friend, I am also the Patel of the village, friend, oh you have brought a lot of trouble in your life, sit on the platform, I will be sarpanch, see, oh the bread is there, if you feel like it, then

[05:23] sit on the platform, I will be sarpanch, see, oh the bread is there, if you feel like it, then

[05:41] ward panch madam is going, stop, oh ward panch madam is going, then you should do the work, oh come on, don't be afraid, all your hard

[05:53] afraid, all your hard work will go waste, oh what a waste, why do all this work will go waste, oh what a waste, why do all this work, sit in the gutter, get all the work, sit in the gutter, get all the work done, get the

[06:35] [Music] I am getting tired, my voice is silent, what should I do, hello, what, yes, Ladd's uncle, is that today's full today, I

[06:48] Ladd's uncle, is that today's full today, I mean today's move, meet me at night, dig it, you should mean today's move, meet me at night, dig it, you should yes, meet, now what should I tell you the rate, should I tell you, 85000,

[07:06] 55000, friend, look, he has to work hard, he has to work hard, the friend, look, he has to work hard, he has to work hard, the policeman has to look after all the work, I have to send the sample once, yes that Look at the sample, number one yes yes good number one see

[07:24] immediately Patla and there is a bit of fear Sarpanch is with me yes it is a matter of fear Patel is with me Sarpanch is also [Music]

[07:36] [Music] Not right Sarpanch, what about the Panchayat, do you want to be a watchman, do not get

[08:02] I will pack it [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] Gore gore

[08:18] [Music] Then start the business of black soil, son, some treatment is needed, two-three days ago the police caught you, go, days ago the police caught you, go, listen son, the police will have to do it

[08:31] listen son, the police will have to do it and you will have to go to jail for two-three years, hello yes brother, Ram Ram, I am Bobri Lal speaking, you Maheshwara people are selling the soil and the trolley is loading more and going, yes then you will come, hold my hand, yes come on, okay, okay, hey friend,

[08:50] hold my hand, yes come on, okay, okay, hey friend, today there is work to be done, hey if today there is work to be done, hey if someone sees your trolley, then go on someone sees your trolley, then go on foot, you trust me brother, if you

[09:02] foot, you trust me brother, if you catch it quickly, hey top Please mend the catch it quickly, hey top Please mend the daughter's card

[09:15] [Music] Yes

[09:35] how much did you explain to them, they had just taken away five people and today again they are digging the soil, illegal mining, this time whoever we catch, we will give them really severe punishment, only then will these people listen, yes sir, something like this will have to be done to them, oh what will we have to do,

[09:47] Vikas, let us do something like this to them today, only then will these people understand, otherwise they will not understand with love and affection, and I am unable to understand friend, this rascal, you can do anything to this rascal, last time you had let him go after giving him a warning. He has a child who is still a

[09:59] minor. That bastard is pushing her into wrong things too. Yes sir, she is also of the age to study and he is making her do illegal business. Yes Vikas, you are right. Today let's end his entire Ramada. Today let's take this Ghisia and give him third degree torture.

[10:11] and let's get his son admitted in a good school.

[10:29] [Music] Look Vikas has come to this place, this is confirmed news. Catch it quickly, the bastard will hide. No no no no

[11:00] [laughs] he tried it. [Music] I think he's hiding somewhere around here.

[11:13] Do one thing, you go there, I will look here. n't run away so quickly. I feel that he hid inside some tree or plant here to deceive us.

[11:29] But my name is also not Singham Police Wala. I will find that bastard. not Singham Police Wala. I will find that bastard. myself. Oh yes. Catch it the next time you see it. Good? Listen to me. He is

[11:44] hiding inside this corner, you come from here. I come from here. I have to catch that bastard. I come from here. I have to catch that bastard. Catch the bastard. hey your glasses, come, you will get your glasses in jail. Hey sir, why are you holding my mind? You did it.

[12:02] You did nothing to us but son, you did a lot to the government. You are doing soil business illegally. That too made of black soil. Hey sir, I want to get it plastered, lie down, I do black soil. Hey sir, I want to get it plastered, lie down, I do n't want to have to sit, you bastard, wo

[12:17] n't you plaster your house or your soil is getting soiled in the whole village, go ahead, hey sir, why are you taking the soil, I am taking it for plastering, you bastard, it smells good, that's why you are taking it, hey sir, why are you taking the soil, I am taking it for plastering, you bastard, it smells good, that's why you are taking it,

[12:32] one or two pots of soil are enough for plastering, you have kept heaps of it, hey sir, if you want to kill me, then bring two heaps of it, hey sir, if you want to kill me, then bring two rooms and a kitchen, six pots, two less, take it. You bastard, you have just bought four trolleys of soil from here for ₹30,000 each and they are

[12:46] also standing in the jail. Hey sir, why am I dirty? Four trolleys of lost eggs are not dirty? Four trolleys of lost eggs are not such haram, so son, you thought of sleeping like this but your greed killed you. You have taken four trolleys and

[13:00] Sai in the evening, right? Tell me the truth. Hey sir, what should I take? If you don't know the soil, then tell me where is your child, where is that four, then run away to

[13:18] stove, soil, come on, show me how much soil you have dug, come on, oh hey how much soil you have dug, come on, oh hey [music]

[13:30] [music] hey saheb, see, hit me with a stick, the pots hey saheb, see, hit me with a stick, the pots and pans, I am not telling any lie, yes son, there is nothing here, there is only your pot and pan,

[13:43] but look, I have a complete video proof of you, who is this, hey go and this person with you is that Sarpanch, isn't it Chuniya Sarpanch, yes now stand up in Sarpanch, son, only then will I see, from where is this Chuniya Sarpanch getting so much money in the election,

[13:58] so much money in the election, hey saheb, he is wasting it, you bastard, now tell me the truth, otherwise I am telling the truth. I will take you to jail and make you like this. I will put you in such a condition that you cannot even imagine. Sir, I will

[14:14] not doing anything. Come, go to jail. Oh sir, I will leave it. Son, now you can't just dream of getting free. Hey sir, please give it to me once. I've done it.

[14:27] Son, go to jail and call me properly from the government phone. Do as much as you want to do. There seems to be no balance there. [Music]