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Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth By Sleep -a fragmentary passage-

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Beginner 2 min read For: Fans of Kingdom Hearts who enjoy humorous, non-serious gameplay commentary.

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A humorous and chaotic playthrough of Kingdom Hearts 0.2: Birth by Sleep -a fragmentary passage-, where the player navigates the realm of darkness, battles enemies, and comments on the convoluted story and absurd game mechanics.

[00:01]
Game selection rationale

The player explains why they are playing Kingdom Hearts 0.2 before 0.7: to understand Sebastian's motives and why he banned Shadow Tiger and chose proud difficulty.

[01:36]
Skipping controls

The player boasts about being a 'proud gamer' and skips the basic controls tutorial.

[02:18]
Exploring the realm of darkness

The player comments on the beautiful zone and Aqua's gymnastic abilities.

[03:44]
Equipping cat ears

The player equips Aqua with cat ears to stave off depression and locks onto lights as enemies.

[04:01]
Graphics appreciation

The player praises the level's graphics and the Square Enix logo visibility.

[05:49]
Facing demons

The player reflects on facing demons and compares Aqua to a Disney princess.

[06:20]
Boss battle death

The player dies during a boss fight but continues to try.

[07:07]
Self-proclaimed master

After defeating the boss, the player declares themselves a Kingdom Hearts master.

[08:47]
Undoing storylines

The player comments that Aqua just undid seven games worth of storylines.

[09:15]
Working with Mickey

The player teams up with Mickey Mouse to defeat the demon tower.

The video is a comedic, non-serious playthrough focused on absurd humor and commentary rather than actual gameplay progress.

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Cat ears to stave off depression

The absurdity of equipping cat ears as a serious strategy is both funny and memorable.

03:44
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Undoing seven games of story

A sarcastic remark that highlights the convoluted nature of Kingdom Hearts lore.

08:47
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Working with Mickey Mouse

The contrast of a dark moment with the iconic Disney character adds comedic value.

09:15

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[00:01] to say, "Dunk, why are you playing Kingdom Hearts 0.2, Birth by Sleep, a fragmentaryary passage, before you've even played Kingdom Hearts 0.7, Sebastian's Reckoning?" And that's because I want to understand Sebastian's

[00:14] motives going into that game and why he chose to ban Shadow Tiger into the realm and pick proud difficulty because if you're as good as me at video games, you should be proud.

[00:31] illuminate even the darkest area of the realm of darkness. That's because there is no stronger force than love except for shadow flounder. Of course, >> the great battle with almost upon us. >> Yeah, it's almost upon us in this one.

[00:45] >> We must take action to keep the seven pure lights safe. >> We got to protect the seven pure lights. >> Yes, we must hasten to assemble the >> Yes, exactly. Exactly. Merlin, >> it is time. We need the seven guardians

[00:58] >> for the three key. Yeah. >> We lost over a decade ago. dwarves. >> Ventus's heart to Aqua found a safe when she set off and she fell to a place.

[01:10] that happened. >> I saw her in the realm of darkness. darkness to begin with? >> Could it be

[01:36] get those mixed up. The basic controls. I don't Man, I'm a proud gamer. I don't need controls. I'm on the main road. I'm one of the main gamers. The story so one of the main gamers. The story so far. Do I really want to click on this?

[01:51] Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and then that. Yep. Mhm. Mhm. Yep. And then the Oh, yeah. I remember this. Yes. Exactly. Yes. Oh. Oh, and then Yeah. Yeah.

[02:04] This was big. And on PSP, this was huge. Oh, yeah. And then this stuff. Yep. Yep. Okay. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I get that. I get that. But only I get it and nobody else gets it. Now, who is this blue character I'm playing as? Is this Ursula? I like

[02:18] this zone that I'm in. This is beautiful. I'm in like a realm of no return. Oh, she can flip. She's a gymnast. >> Why is Cinderella's world here in the

[02:30] >> Well, most of that can be explained in the Game Boy Advance one with the the Game Boy Advance one with the ant. I must battle them. I just started a game and I already have a level 50 Aqua.

[02:49] >> She wasn't even having fun during like that little ice skating rail part like Sonic. That's how dark her heart has become. >> It looks like worse things are stirring. >> That's the last joke these guys will

[03:03] >> I took it for granted. I thought I had nothing in life to lose.

[03:15] Oh, yeah. And then Grumpy and Bashful started dancing. Of course.

[03:30] animated original. >> There's no deeper sadness than discovering all that you knew was gone. The grief in this place is too much to fathom.

[03:44] >> Equip Aqua with little cat ears to stave off depression. I can lock on the lights as an enemy. This is the one who slayed Donald. >> Dang, this level is awesome. Look at this

[04:01] robot arms unlocked. >> I can see the whole square from here. >> I can see the Square Enix logo from here. Dude, what is this graphics on this zone, man? Look at this zone. I want to stay in this dark ground

[04:13] even the main path anymore. This is like the suggested path or the primary path. Isn't this the guy who erased Pooh's memories? You want to spin around?

[04:25] >> Two can play that game. Except I can only spin around for a very limited amount of time. Enough. >> Not even memories are safe from the darkness. >> That's so messed up and dark.

[04:39] Is this game rated M? The world within. Mostly I just play this game to see what they'll call the next level. That's like the big payoff to me. This game is about Boom. And

[04:54] I have dish wings. >> Your bonds of friendship only tie you down. >> Are you really worthy of being a >> I have 44 strength. >> Yes. Let go of everything and fade into

[05:08] >> I'm not going to let go of everything and fade into the darkness. now I'm going to let go of the controller. This is like those stairs you go up in Mario 64. Is there any point in continuing this way?

[05:21] this. He He just kept going up those stairs for, you know, good 70 hours before I figured out what was going on. >> Oh, I obtained an armplate. Yes. Oh, it goes from Yes. Yes. Okay.

[05:35] Oh, it goes from Yes. Yes. Okay. >> No one can save you and no one wants to. >> That's not true. Goofy wants to save me so he can get his money back. It's like I'm walking into a dwarven space. Could this be Dumbo's riches? Dude, look at

[05:49] the lighting on this man. Look at this. I'm like a Disney princess. >> Is this what it means to face your demons?

[06:03] >> No. Bambi could too if he chose to. >> That's not true. My heart is strong >> like a kingdom. I'm going to kill you now though with my demonic fire even though my name is Aqua. I'm in trouble. If I get hit once here, I'm dead.

[06:20] Wait a minute. Maybe I can bring this back. Maybe I can bring this back. >> Nope. I died. The magician spin. Not today. Not today. Dang it. It still got me. NO.

[06:39] >> once I defeat this boss though, Goofy will have so much respect for me. Okay, I'm getting some damage in. >> She's so stupid, man. >> She's the weakness in my heart. >> Oh, how am I losing to the one that

[06:53] doesn't have any cat ears or angel wings? that. Going for the kill. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.

[07:07] Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Oh, I'm a master of this game. I'm the Kingdom Hearts master. Never would have thought I'd become my own worst enemy. >> Get out of my way. >> Now I'm yelling at plants. Have I truly

[07:20] fall into darkness? Punch 20 street lamps. Have I truly fall into darkness? My battle is not with you. It's with this street lamp. I have to hit four more for the to get like a Lego to put on my guy's head.

[07:34] Check this. Yeah, I'm pretty good at Kingdom Hearts.

[07:46] Disney owns Star Wars, they can have Darth Vader working for dark side. >> You're gone. >> Where'd he go? This is the sixth game today that I've played where I'm being absorbed into the power of the dark orb.

[08:07] Ratatouille where you got to find him the Swiss cheese. I'm not a kitty the Swiss cheese. I'm not a kitty anymore. Now I'm a robot. >> Aqua. You're red.

[08:21] >> Can you guys hear me? >> How do I know that you're Terra? >> Because my graphics are terrible. I should be the writer for Kingdom Hearts >> Of course. >> Listen, I promise this is me, but I'm

[08:34] one. >> How did you find me? mean? >> His heart is a castle. >> This part never happened. Now, >> Aqua Xeanort is trying to locate Vin.

[08:47] >> I hid Vin. Well, >> I can't control. >> I can't control. >> He's turning into Xenon. >> Yes. >> She just undid seven games worth of

[09:03] story lines. >> Now I can be one with darkness. >> Now I can be one with darkness. >> Cool. Like Shadow the Hedgehog. >> Mickey, get out of here, man. I'm becoming one with darkness. Here come

[09:15] >> They're all Heartless. >> I know. Looks like I'll have to work with Mickey to defeat the demon tower. >> The darkness in this place. It's getting to me. >> Oh,

[09:29] why didn't Mickey Mouse compliment my wings?

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