Kirby and The Disturbing Powers

[00:00] It's 74 degrees today, which means it's

[00:02] time to play Kirby and the Crystal

[00:03] Shards. This is the first and only game

[00:05] where the actor Billy Crystal played the

[00:07] role of Kirby and he had such a horrible

[00:10] experience that he never returned to the

[00:11] franchise. Do I know how to use Kirby's

[00:14] copy ability? Come on, man. You asking

[00:17] me that? Really, man? I'm offended. You

[00:21] really come to me and ask me that? Yep.

[00:33] That's Kirby's best friend, Rachel. She

[00:36] was never seen again. Color in your

[00:37] little coloring book with a crayon,

[00:39] Kirby. This game is ready to damn. How

[00:41] the heck to use Kirby's copy ability?

[00:43] What's cool about this Kirby is that you

[00:45] can actually combine his powers to

[00:46] create new combinations. See, it's like

[00:48] a

[00:50] basically you're like a little Kirby and

[00:52] basically you can do whatever you want.

[00:53] And basically, you're like a little

[00:54] bicycle. Once you have the juice inside

[00:55] of Kirby, you can yank it out of his

[00:57] mouth and throw it at a little man. And

[00:59] then um unless this little stupid idiot

[01:01] ruins everything and ruins my whole

[01:02] video. I'm going to eat this guy now

[01:04] because I don't value his life and rip

[01:06] my face off and throw it at the wall.

[01:08] Okay, they were starting to lose me, but

[01:10] they brought me back already. What is

[01:11] wrong with this one? Why is he doing

[01:14] that?

[01:16] They can't do that, Kirby. That's not

[01:18] right. It really is rated.

[01:20] Why does it work like that? that some

[01:23] things will never be okay and that will

[01:25] never be okay that he does that. Kirby,

[01:28] do a crown. I'm going to combine sword

[01:30] with sword for super sword.

[01:33] And now

[01:40] I just delete the entire level with a

[01:43] giant Kirby face that's bigger than

[01:45] Kirby himself. Billy Crystal was foolish

[01:48] for getting mad at this. Now, this is

[01:50] one of the legendary crystal shards of

[01:52] uh which the title alludes to. I'm going

[01:54] to probably miss most of them because I

[01:56] don't care at all. Unless you can unlock

[01:58] the teaser trailer for Wall-E by

[02:00] collecting 700 of them, and I'm not

[02:02] doing it. This is Donkey Kong's house.

[02:04] I'm going in there.

[02:06] Oh, boss battle.

[02:10] Oh, man. Look at him over there. He has

[02:13] no moves. He just stands. He can only

[02:15] stand in place. All right, that was But

[02:19] that was just the first boss. I mean,

[02:20] give you we got to face your fears

[02:24] and die. Now, what if I combine sword

[02:27] man with bomb guy?

[02:31] What is that? Oh, he's throwing

[02:34] exploding ninja stars. See, this one is

[02:37] cool. That's King DDD, Kirby's greatest

[02:40] nemesis and brother. He wants to harvest

[02:43] the power of the shards for his own

[02:44] devices. But then there's a evil black

[02:47] circle eyeball man. Of course, it

[02:49] wouldn't really be a Kirby game without

[02:51] several demonic possessions. He's any

[02:53] trace of DDD that we once knew has now

[02:55] been lost to the realm of shadow.

[03:06] You tripping idiot. You buffoon. Do you

[03:09] even realize how to use copy's copy

[03:11] ability? Oh, he's coming at me. He ran

[03:14] INTO THE WALL. I GUESS THEY REALLY DO

[03:16] HAVE WALL. It's okay to fail unless you

[03:19] do it in such an idiotic fashion. Maybe

[03:21] these exploding ninja stars will make

[03:23] them feel better.

[03:27] Dead.

[03:30] Dead.

[03:32] Dead.

[03:34] Dead.

[03:37] Dead. Whoops. Dead. Dead. Dead. Oops.

[03:42] Dead.

[03:46] Fireworks. Could be. Oh, this is this is

[03:49] far more humane.

[03:52] Dang. When you replay a level and you go

[03:55] to the uh the boss's area at the end,

[03:57] he's still gone from when you blew him

[04:00] up with a ninja star.

[04:06] Man, this song makes you want to change

[04:07] like Kirby's ways.

[04:10] Well, that thing was going to kill him.

[04:15] Look at that sandwich for N64.

[04:19] That's a nice sandwich.

[04:21] Is this guy power?

[04:25] What? Oh, this is the scariest Kirby.

[04:30] Oh my god,

[04:33] that's Ronaldo the painter. He designed

[04:35] the box art. He's a really nice guy

[04:39] with just like a little hint of pure

[04:41] evilness to him. Oh, he's painting a

[04:44] little Kirby for me to be friends with.

[04:49] Now, this creature had to be censored in

[04:50] the American release. It's extremely

[04:52] graphic and disturbing, unlike the rest

[04:54] of the game. Now, they are friends

[04:58] because Kirby did that.

[05:01] The little rocket is called Rocket Ralph

[05:02] and he's the rocket that built Kirby's

[05:04] spaceship and he's a great ally to Kirby

[05:06] and now he's dead. The blue guy is an

[05:08] honorable knight who has seen many

[05:10] battles.

[05:11] This is like a place of worship. So,

[05:14] probably shouldn't be throwing ninja

[05:16] stars into everybody's heads in here.

[05:18] Oh, look at this fountain zone. That is,

[05:20] man, this is cool.

[05:23] They're cool on this DDD battle.

[05:28] He's almost dead already.

[05:31] What the heck is that? You can't show

[05:32] that in an M-rated game. Oh, look at the

[05:35] poor DDD. Now look what it happened to

[05:37] him. All right, let's eat him.

[05:41] Dang. Look at these little trees. What?

[05:44] They're cool for this, man. I like this.

[05:46] Kirby, shoot that guy. Will the apple go

[05:50] all the way over to him? Yeah, it does.

[05:53] Cool.

[05:56] Wow. Oh, that's cool. This has got to be

[05:58] one of the better looking N64 games.

[06:00] There's so much style and character to

[06:02] the presentation. This is the stupidest

[06:04] looking cactus ever. There is no excuse

[06:06] for how bad this is. Is that a hatchet?

[06:11] Look out.

[06:14] It's all three-dimensional. I feel like

[06:16] I'm really there.

[06:19] Rock fire.

[06:21] Oh, volcano Kirby. His shield is

[06:26] blocking it all. Stupid volcanoes.

[06:30] Oh, you're just going to stab me through

[06:31] a pillar. Okay, we're playing Dark Souls

[06:32] now. The shard is mine.

[06:39] I'm going to combine the power of spikes

[06:40] with the power of fish. Oh,

[06:46] they were starting to lose me. But now

[06:48] you get to ride DDD.

[06:50] It's back to good now. The treasure of

[06:53] the teeth. Maybe if I combine bomb and

[06:56] toothbrush, I can get it. Flam and flame

[06:58] creates phoenix.

[07:04] I love this one.

[07:08] Now, what if we get dual ice? What's

[07:10] that going to be?

[07:16] Whoa.

[07:18] What's he got? He's got a fork. I did

[07:20] not think I would be stabbing cactuses

[07:22] with a syringe in this game. I love this

[07:25] sword. It's so funny.

[07:30] A dancing guy.

[07:35] A guy. Oh. Oh crap.

[07:39] This is so messed up.

[07:41] Can you get paracas as a power? We'll

[07:44] never know. Look at the little elephant

[07:45] with stand castle man. It make me want

[07:47] to change my ways. Look at that

[07:48] magnificent blue sky. There's not a

[07:50] single cloud.

[07:56] Tap dancing Kirby. Drill Kirby.

[08:10] Can I just do this through the entire

[08:12] game now? Where's this penguin now? Get

[08:16] that poor penguin. Kirby, man, you're

[08:18] evil.

[08:20] Now he's going to eat all his friends.

[08:35] Oh. Oh. Oh. Stop. Stop. I'm stuck. Not

[08:39] this time.

[08:42] Oh my god. Oh.

[08:44] Wait.

[08:46] How is he lighting the fuse underwater?

[08:48] I'm subtracting two points for that. The

[08:50] levels in this game are like really

[08:52] blank and open, but they look

[08:54] incredible. [ __ ] move. It was you all

[08:57] along.

[09:00] You've been watching Smackdown. Now,

[09:01] what's really, really bad about the

[09:03] weapon that I have right now is that

[09:05] once I throw it, I can no longer swim.

[09:09] See how that could be kind of bad?

[09:12] There. I win. I win. Rut swim.

[09:20] Here we go. Come over here. Yeah, just

[09:23] stand in that. There you go. Boom. Boom.

[09:28] Boom. Boom. Okay, he's out of there.

[09:36] Darth Maul. This is before that even

[09:39] came out. Now I am a fish that cannot

[09:42] even move at all.

[09:44] This was before that even came out now.

[09:45] Rick, that's my guy. Rick, you're so

[09:48] slow. We're dead. Oh, wait.

[09:51] Here. We can fly.

[09:54] Okay.

[09:55] Now I'll be a cat. Thanks for helping me

[09:57] out, DDD. Even though I ate you earlier.

[10:08] This one is dumb. I haven't tried bomb

[10:10] and bomb yet.

[10:12] Missile mouse.

[10:15] Missile mouse. Kirby.

[10:17] What in the world? I mean, it is rated

[10:21] M.

[10:42] Buzz saw Billy, you are no match against

[10:46] demented stapler Kirby.

[10:49] See

[10:52] how is it getting even creepier than

[10:54] before.

[11:02] I'm so good at the Kirby franchise and

[11:05] gaming in general.

[11:08] >> One second. This penguin is outsmarting

[11:10] me.

[11:12] Yeah.

[11:14] >> Versus Inferno. The seal was broken and

[11:18] a new era of terror has begun.

[11:23] >> I hate Kirby.

[11:25] Hate Reggie. Hate Nintendo. Hate Dark

[11:28] Souls. Hate PlayStation now.

[11:32] Why do they all have to die just because

[11:34] of Kirby?

[11:36] I beat him.

[11:42] We've learned so much from this game.

[11:45] We've learned that the power of love and

[11:47] friendship is far greater than being

[11:50] able to turn into a demonic stapler.

[11:53] Well, actually, we learned the opposite

[11:54] of that. But we got to go in our

[11:56] spaceship back home now.

[11:59] Goodbye fairies. Bye-bye.

[12:02] Remember to be careful when you turn

[12:04] into Rock Rick. You can't jump there.

[12:10] Wait, what would that

[12:24] be?