Hellraiser: Revival Full Playthrough & Review — Full Transcript & Summary

MauLer plays Hellraiser: Revival - Finale - Such Few Sights Remain

2h 13m video Published Oct 23, 2026 Transcribed Oct 23, 2026 MauLer MauLer
Intermediate 10 min read For: Fans of the Hellraiser franchise, horror game enthusiasts, and viewers interested in game analysis and commentary.
AI Trust Score 50/100
⚠️ Average / Some Fluff

"The title is generic and the content is a typical live stream with gameplay and commentary, matching expectations but not exceeding them."

AI Summary

The video is a live stream of the game 'Hellraiser: Revival', where the host, Mauler, plays through the game while discussing various topics, including the H3 podcast controversy, movie analyses, and personal anecdotes. The stream concludes with a detailed review of the game, praising its mechanics, story, and adherence to the Hellraiser IP, while noting some weaknesses in the protagonist.

[00:00]
Opening and Context

The stream begins with Mauler acknowledging technical issues and the ongoing process of rescuing previous content. He mentions he has limited time to play the game before preparing for other commitments.

[02:11]
H3 Podcast Controversy

Mauler discusses a scandal involving someone from the H3 podcast, speculating on the 'silver bullet' of actions that could damage a career, such as cheating on a spouse, which could lead to team abandonment and legal issues.

[05:16]
Gameplay and Resource Management

Mauler focuses on managing resources, finding merchants, and solving puzzles. He notes the importance of inventory management and the challenge of limited space.

[09:31]
Exploration and Puzzle Solving

He appreciates the game's emphasis on careful exploration and puzzle-solving, contrasting it with modern gaming trends. He mentions the game's 'Double A' nature as a positive.

[13:36]
Combat and Enemy Encounters

Mauler engages in combat, noting the effectiveness of the shotgun and the challenge of enemy encounters. He also comments on the game's difficulty and the need for strategic use of weapons.

[21:28]
Environmental Hazards and Puzzles

He solves environmental puzzles, such as moving barrels and avoiding electric hazards. He notes the game's use of environmental storytelling and the need to 'look inward' to solve puzzles.

[34:06]
Discussion on Star Wars and Snoke

Mauler briefly discusses Star Wars characters, speculating on how characters like Dooku and Vader would view Snoke, tying it to the reveal that Snoke is Palpatine.

[41:45]
Batman Villain Analysis

He analyzes which Batman film villains are redeemable, listing characters like Catwoman and Mr. Freeze as redeemable, while others like Joker and Two-Face are not.

[51:10]
Censorship and Community Interaction

Mauler discusses YouTube censorship of the term 'EFAP' and suggests workarounds like using full stops. He also interacts with chat, answering questions about movies and games.

[01:07:38]
Story Progression and Cenobite Lore

The game's story progresses, revealing the purpose of the Genesis configuration and the role of the Cenobites. Mauler learns about the 'Eremite' and the ritual of rebirth.

[01:15:45]
Character Interactions and Choices

Mauler interacts with characters like the Eremite, learning about the Cenobites' limitations and the protagonist's role. He contemplates the choice of becoming a Cenobite.

[01:27:15]
Final Boss Battle

Mauler faces the final boss, Marlow, using a combination of weapons and telekinesis. He notes the challenge and the need for strategic resource use.

[01:38:34]
Ending and Denial of Cenobite Offer

After defeating Marlow, Mauler chooses to deny the Cenobites' offer, opting for a normal life. He comments on the game's multiple endings and the protagonist's fate.

[02:01:42]
Final Review and Recommendations

Mauler gives a positive review of 'Hellraiser: Revival', praising its mechanics, story, and adherence to the IP. He recommends it to horror fans but warns about explicit content. He also recommends 'Over the Garden Wall' for fall.

Mentioned in this Video

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Career Damage Analysis

Provides insight into how a single action can devastate a career, especially when it contradicts the brand.

02:11
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Praise for Exploration

Highlights the value of exploration and puzzle-solving in games, contrasting with modern trends.

09:31
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Batman Villain Redemption

Offers a nuanced take on which villains are redeemable, sparking discussion on character morality.

41:45
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Cenobite Lore Explanation

Explains the game's unique take on Cenobite lore, adding depth to the Hellraiser universe.

01:07:38
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Game Review

Provides a comprehensive review, praising the game's mechanics and story while noting weaknesses.

02:01:42

[00:00] You don't get to leave hell.

[00:14] Hello. How you doing? Isn't that all the right things? Ah! And we're back. Um.

[00:27] It's been fluff. I laugh. re-uploads of the downed versions of things are alive and well.

[00:39] We are in progress of seeing if we can rescue the prior accusations upon the video on demand.

[00:51] It's my way of saying we have not yet solved the problem, but we've done about all that can be done. meanwhile I have

[01:03] what I assume is not a huge amount of this game left we're gonna play the rest of I can go and then sort out my preparation for clay face a face of clay

[01:18] and the vanity to accompany or something so uh

[01:30] that'll be for tomorrow we'll talk about it later so this is the next room I've got to be careful about my resources because I've got a lot of stuff

[01:42] I have to do some managing you know I have some management I think you guys heard the thing that happened I've gotten like four different messages from friends

[01:57] being like, oh my god, did you hear about the thing? The thing being, someone's gone on with the H3 podcast. Do you ever hear about this? Whackiness? You know, it's interesting.

[02:11] You try to figure what is the one, so to speak, sin a person can commit to do as much damage as possible to their own Korea.

[02:24] You know, there's all kinds of things one can do. I don't care. No, I don't think, I don't think that's the curiosity of it. Like, I don't know if any of you guys would care about Ethan Klein specifically.

[02:37] Also, just a fascination of, like I said, it's like a logistical, what could do the most damage to a Korea like his, and I think that would be it. he has apparently cheated on his life

[02:51] and considering that Brand was built on that at least to an extent the whole team abandons them

[03:03] their obviously their relationship is over they're going to have crazy amounts of all kinds of legal stuff to deal with the show and the channel is probably dead and the hypocrisy is through the roof

[03:15] Angry Jonah's drinking problem. Maybe. Who can say? But, um... Yeah, I was so interested about it, and I was like, oh shit, that might actually be like a silver bullet

[03:27] of all the things one could do wrong. There are some channels where if they did that, I don't think it would matter at all. But then there are others for which it would matter

[03:39] much more significantly. Hey, go get your door. Uh, well, nothing to be done about that. Got any numbers around here?

[03:53] I see posts that... oh, what about this? Hmm, I do not see numbers. In goes your owners and you don't find your owners.

[04:06] Oh! Oh! Two. Hmm. Three, two, three. Oh, hello. Two, three, two, four.

[04:23] Wonderful. Wonderful. Curious. Does it not read two, three, two, four?

[04:36] Perhaps. 2, 3, 4, 2.

[04:49] My goodness. I have completed the task. I am not able to use this hammer right now. Hmm. This was the problema. Ah.

[05:04] Uh. I don't think we'll go too far. We can always return to pick some stuff up if need be.

[05:16] Main thing will be if I can find a merchant. Oh, I'm out of shards! Okay, I got a storage container at least.

[05:30] Coming up. And hey, if there's some enemies, I can spend some tools on them. Hello, mate. What's that? No.

[05:44] No? Oh, I think he is. Isn't that going down easy? Lockpicks? Oh.

[05:56] Do I not have a lockpick? Well, let's... make one.

[06:08] Um, Hey, if you've seen Buddy, I feel like it would be a fun movie to do with the boys. Well, for some reason, your podcast name isn't allowed on Super. Oh, no, you guys don't say EFAP?

[06:21] Really? That's no fun. Let me, let me test it. um that looks

[06:41] a little quicker for me I think let me let me do the ultimate test yeah there you go it might be different for everybody I don't know

[06:55] concerning to say the least um, but no, uh, buddy, actions of watching, not all of it, and, um, I think I got like three quarters in, and I, and something happened that stopped me from completing it, but I

[07:12] did come away with the feeling that, uh, I didn't think it was as good as, uh, don't I'm scared. I didn't think they were as... oh I don't even pick these up. I guess

[07:29] dynamic or subtle and I know that may sound strange if you know what it bloody is but I kind of prefer ranking the believability in the way it seems to be read.

[07:44] We've had nothing but maggoty bread for free, stinking dice. Those poor guys, they just want to eat something fresh.

[07:58] Sermon first delivered the 6th of October, 2004. It's my birthday. Gather round, my beloved. The time is upon us. Can you hear it? Our hell, our paradise.

[08:11] lusting for its release, its talons, sharp, newborn, cutting through the membrane of its cocoon. It grows restless. It cannot wait much longer.

[08:24] It's ready. It tells me to burst forth and transform us all into the gods we know ourselves to be. All it needs is one last act of faith, one last push, and our rebirth will be complete.

[08:37] I will bear my heart to the Genesis configuration and become a god among gods a Leviathan here on earth and when that is done my beloved once I have shed this weak, flimsy human form

[08:52] I promise that not one will be left behind all shall join me and together we shall expose our flesh and our souls to the sweetest, purest sensations the world has to offer

[09:05] Push now and deliver the new world. You're weird, buddy. You gotta come the fuck down. Ain't it nice to be back where we started, though? Oh, sunrise, sunset.

[09:18] How far we come? Where am I? A game awarding careful exploration puzzle solving in my modern gaming industry? Double A, baby. It's where things can happen.

[09:31] How can I know? Ah, these are the ones we read when I was first here. I know these. What have we got here as well? Is there something big up the wall?

[09:43] Did I see something there? No? Will you be e-fapping the Hellraiser films? Probably at some point, yes, but not right now. Also e-fap sent in by myself. Hello, me.

[09:55] What do you do? Yeah, I think we'll do Hellraiser, but I can't say when, because I genuinely have no idea. Now, with these many options, I think we could probably... Oh, wait, let me first put the pistol away, shall we?

[10:12] We have a lot of room, and we'll get some more assault rifle ammo. Bloop, bloop, bloop. Well... Hmm. That is not a preferable element.

[10:27] Um, I can't put... Well, yeah, okay. Hmm. I don't know what to do here. I'm a little bit stacked. I don't want to keep.

[10:40] I could probably use a heal at some point. We could be a little bit dirty with it. You know, like, as in, I could just use it and it won't matter too much.

[10:53] Un momento. Un momento. Ah, Mola. I'm trying to work on breaking down some episodes of TCW for my upcoming more Shadowlord analysis, and you interrupt me with something fun to watch. Well, TCW is absolutely horrible, so I'm happy to take a break. Well, welcome, welcome.

[11:08] We're nearing the end of this journey through Hellraiser. So, uh, hopefully we got some fun ahead, I would imagine. I'm gonna keep the bandage. Hopefully use that in that lockpick as well.

[11:23] Was there anything I didn't pick up? I think it was from ammo right?

[11:37] Thank you very much ASAP we got ASAP here nobody cares apparently youtube does for some people who can say

[11:49] oh, revolver ammo? not it's not I should read this, that's the best I can do. Don't like lemon? God damn.

[12:02] Okay. I'm missing out with some SMG ammo that I can't do anything with anyways. I'm going to sell it.

[12:14] It would be nice if we had the Malfraud. If only there was a Malfraud. Then I could bank some money. How much money do I have? Not bad.

[12:27] Probably fucked some shit up with that. I suppose the question is, what will I spend the remainder on? They gave me one bullet. This is totally an elastic band thing.

[12:40] A mean one, if I may say. Now, I put the revolver in there. Yes, yes, that's probably the thing to do. Um... If I come back here,

[12:53] I'll go and snatch those other bits of ammo, but for now... Anyhow, I gotta spend some salt-like ammo, that is... That is my purpose. Another med kit? Oh, lordy-loo!

[13:08] Oh, why didn't we save? That seems like a... A generous save spot, doesn't it? You've had the grace? Oh, why, thank you.

[13:20] Appreciate it. Wildwood is an epic film. Shame it's going to bomb like old stop motions. People don't care about this amazing method of animation. No, unfortunately, a lot of people don't.

[13:36] What the hell is that noise? Let's get this used straight away, shall we? Ooh.

[13:48] No! No! oh, looks like me I like it when shotgun just doesn't fucking blow her back

[14:05] ah, supposed to have gone faster why don't you, that is a close, yeah

[14:19] Oi! The Christmas face bar and everything.

[14:31] Excuse me.

[14:45] Come and get me, boys. So on that note, how am I doing with Alph?

[15:04] About half. Could be better. With full on cloth, eh? What would I want to make? Probably med kit. I'm missing his.

[15:18] I'm as bad as it is I shall use it at this very moment

[15:33] Wow, you guys collectively only dropped that? Those guys suck But, seems like I'm doing alrighty

[15:45] Wait, what was that? Rifle ammo? Okay, one. Listen, one thing for me to have managed my way into having lots of rifle ammo,

[15:57] it seems a little mean that the game is now like, you know, lab no more. Oops. Ew.

[16:15] Oh, come on!

[16:39] Well, I think that works out. Oop! Now...

[16:52] AU reloaded. I might actually be able to pick up some of this stuff now, right? But, uh, yeah, let's go ahead back. I'll get the other choice, and that was safe.

[17:06] And we'll be well on the way. EFAP, I can't say it with all normal letters. You have UK also flaps. So from what I'm gathering, people in the UK can say it, but people in the US cannot.

[17:22] I'm gonna be honest with you, that's really weird. There's a SMGM, alright. whether or not Canada can say it

[17:38] I do not know hard to know for sure we'll have to discover each country and whether or not they're kickable right-o

[17:53] rifle ammo, SMG ammo I believe that is everything from down... oh a single bullet See, that's why we come here.

[18:06] Alright, that's probably good. Keep removing. Get all of them up here. Watching us play Golem is so funny. Oh, it will make it into the Supercut, for sure.

[18:19] She was telling me that apparently you guys blame me of every turn that we're playing that. I have not forced that upon her whatsoever. Unless her discover it all on her own.

[18:31] And I suppose you could say I could have done more to prevent her from discovering it, but I didn't. That is no fault of mine. Nor shall I take blame for such a thing.

[18:47] Anything but SMG right now? I can just drop that there. Sweet! That's not handy.

[18:59] well yeah I think we have a whole space here that I can't make that much use of I need to sacrifice one of my weapons here which will happen inevitably

[19:20] but for now I shall carry on give it the old save And we'll do what we can.

[19:32] Oh, you interrupted me from watching Vision Quest. Thank you. Oh. Yeah. I don't want to say it's like the worst thing ever or anything. It's just, uh, it's been very eh.

[19:45] Mola sending himself a stupid chat. Is this money laundering? I guess. I don't know if that would actually work that way. I think it would still be... Oh, there's something to pick up on the floor there. I think.

[19:59] can I see a little light? oh, is it reflection in those channels? I'm bringing them light thank you come on baby

[20:17] I was going to maybe take this with me but I'm realizing it's there oh, there is drop right now oh, not quite Oh, this way, friend. This way!

[20:35] Yes. Good. Excellent. Oh, yeah. Eww. What are those?

[20:48] Oh, it's just goo. For a second I thought it was like, fingers or something. You know, I'd be too surprised if they came up with this. Is it a Leviathan?

[21:00] I don't know. I don't know. Oh! Hey, buddy.

[21:16] Hi. If you would sit. Fuck I saved eh?

[21:28] Boom! I have to move the barrel to behind it. Do you have anything I can think to do?

[21:43] You can't just crouch, you gotta crouch under the the arcing spew, right? Otherwise it would be too easy. but we're definitely doing that again

[21:56] ooohhh also test evap if this works then ef-ap without the dash didn't work at least for me well oh we have a cleaver

[22:10] doesn't really solve my problems but I'll take it and carve some Christmas into some people

[22:23] Onward! Come on, Mr. Baleato God damn it

[22:40] Mr. Barrel Barrel, come on, if we just, oh, perhaps a little, nope, that should be, oh yeah, alright, almost, and we got the chains of, yeah, atrium as well, this is probably a good song, I think,

[23:10] Fuck yeah bro

[23:40] Scream, Bobby. That wasn't gross. It was fun on a bun.

[23:52] Now, let's reload the assault rifle. Listen, we're still in a position of pain with my storage. I could probably go and put this back in.

[24:04] That's my health. Way too good to heal. That still needs a lot more swings before it's useless. Hmm. Alright. See, I used it as an excuse to talk to you guys a bit more.

[24:20] Let there be a fast play, Ackbar's team. I think, uh, I think Pinhead would like Ackbar's team, honestly.

[24:32] He just seems like a fun dude. I already know, he's big into all kinds of pleasures, so. alright, so I've got the heal, so that's fine we'll take the assault rifle oh, but we'll take lower ammo amounts

[24:45] I say that as if there was an option there wasn't alright yeah, that's about settled on the decision making there I am very narrowly able

[25:01] to take advantage of each of the things I have found I would even consider dropping the shotgun right now but there's no room. Every piece of space counts.

[25:19] Though, honestly, if I bumped into Marlow right now, that wouldn't be so bad. I could spend the ammo. EFAP. I can't say it with all normal letters. Well, that's annoying that there are people out there

[25:31] who can't even say EFAP anymore. What has YouTube become? you'd think with how long we've been around for that people would have realized it's a harmless name simply referring to the poor new frame.

[25:47] Yeah, I fucking get you. Hmm. Hello. I'll go around with some coins. Did I walk past anything?

[25:59] Yeah, we're good. Will there be any hot movies like Star Wars or other big franchises like Alien, Terminator, etc. going through the old, new, good, bad? I would say yes, but not quite like we did it for Star Wars. I wouldn't expect to see that kind of approach ever again.

[26:14] The idea usually is you get them one by one. We're still, as long as you guys are okay with it, hoping to release them all one by one, the Star Wars ones as well as the big collection.

[26:26] Let's just say... Hello? Yeah, that'll do it.

[26:40] Ooh. All right, mate. Let's just say they run out of a bit of a loss in terms of time and money costs

[26:54] versus how they end up. But we're still very happy and proud of them. And we want to make more of them. It's just a matter of figuring out, you know. you know, how to make it work

[27:06] or we don't uhhhh whoop stay back you motherfucker

[27:22] ho ho ho don't fuck with ummm giant environmental hazards what else can you say? hmmm anything in the bin?

[27:34] Would you like a bit of in scrounging? Oh this is one of those puzzle pillar things. We shall have to find it. Respect to the staff here.

[27:47] Thank you. What else we got? Be careful boys, we got electric. Oh we got more of it too. Hello, friends?

[28:06] Loose? A way opens to those who look inwards. Right, well, give me a sec and I'll consider you a puzzle once we figure out the source of these.

[28:20] Electric. Electric. Is the bandage worth using now? maybe-ish, wait for another hit I would say more coins more scrap

[28:34] oh, looks like we've found the source of the electric the source of the if you don't get electrocuted okay don't like that

[28:46] it's a bit close for comfort, isn't it done is this going to release some oh well that would be what I was also looking for excuse me while I just grab this alright activate

[29:00] very good, very good, yeah excellent scratch it, so lets go get numero uno which was this way was it?

[29:14] bit of slicing down there swing One dog. A little bit of puzzle solving.

[29:26] So, look inward. About. Like that. I don't know if that's in or... We'll try a couple things.

[29:39] Well then. Can I get a wishy-flash, please? Oh. Georgie. Consider that puzzle completed.

[29:51] Got you as well So we're missing one that is apparently this way Keep your eyes peeled

[30:04] Check those corners. Ooh Probably worth a bit on the the old market Haha goo

[30:17] And a cleat Oh. Hmm, what's our use for him? Probably this? I didn't think the cleaver was going to do the draw, did it?

[30:32] Screw it. I pressed the spacebar! God, listen to me chase!

[30:47] That sounds like the game screaming. Oh, I gotcha. You don't want to get health back for that, so that works out.

[31:03] Don't need to use the bandage yet. Oh, dear. Ooh. What am I to do about this?

[31:15] Dang. I gotta find some shit to chop up. Hello. Oh my goodness.

[31:28] Quite the coin collection, wouldn't you say? Alright, well, I don't think there was a save point. I can still head back though, right?

[31:40] Well. Surely I need not. Well, I am... Confid... ooh. Oh, I don't like this.

[32:21] Okay, I do like this. Beautiful. Let me get the bandage going. Who's left? Oh.

[32:36] Good use. Let's get you in, sir. Oh, another one.

[32:51] I think one of them did a standard hit and it knocked me onto the thing which counts as an insta kill.

[33:12] Oh, that's unfortunate. Oh dear Well let try and do what I did again but that it

[33:40] Well, I didn't find that last time, so that's adding to it. Didn't I find a hatchet on the way I did? Okie dokie. Wolf's right in front of the Shredder.

[33:53] Yeah, but it shouldn't kill you if it's static, right? I think we can all agree on that. I'm even okay with it doing damage, but it shouldn't kill you.

[34:06] Yeah. Old Veda, Mole, and Dooku think of Snoke. Pre-9 and post-9 identity revealed.

[34:18] You're off again. Old day to think of Snoke before knowing he was Palpatine. Oh, he got fucking through.

[34:35] Bro.

[34:47] What's happening? Fuck that. I'm not going to have you get through the environment that way. Was there a manual save? I think so. You goober.

[35:00] Fucking you will get smooshed by that giant sword in the wall. It loomed. Yeah, well, it's about to unloom.

[35:14] Who can play that game, game? that is the final boss there I would try and take

[35:29] my telekinetic fiends with me but I can't go up a ladder with them tragedy um so I don't know Vader would just want to know more about him and then probably kill him I don't think it would be too complicated for him I'm sure he would buy him either

[35:42] like I think he's kind of in all this stuff still not better

[36:03] now don't use the visors good Alright, electric spits I think, right?

[36:19] I told you I should have saved. I told you guys. This is all your fault. So, I can do this more efficiently now. We can activate that and then do all the room searching.

[36:37] This is all your fault. You and your stupid program. Blame me if you must, but don't ever speak ill of the program. The program is rock solid.

[36:49] The program is sound. I think she says, Yoo-hoo! And Homer goes, Oh, those awful women want their omelets.

[37:02] I hope someone knows what I'm referencing, and that's all that matters. Gotcha.

[37:14] How fucking difficult was this to make? Um, I mean, there's a hell of a lot of effort in it, I will not deny. Why do I feel like I've got way more space than... Where's my fucking gun gone?

[37:26] What? What is happening? I still have it.

[37:42] Ummm...

[37:55] Okay... Alright, how's my HP? Is this all enough to use a bandage? Probably not. Listen, I don't know what it means.

[38:10] Let's just keep going. I might need to reload the game. I still got it, okay? This all matters.

[38:28] Alright, yeah, I gotta do one more. Did the inward thing. Oh, hello. Anovel bondage. Oh, a die spawns here as well, which I need to take out with this.

[38:52] No, no, no! Wait, what the? That's damn. That's not... I don't want you to do that.

[39:06] That's what I like to see. Okay, I'm confused now.

[39:19] Where does the game think my AK is? Here, I guess?

[39:36] I still can't pick that up. okay we got the chalice. I think I got everything right? no matter of saving

[39:49] which we're gonna do this time because I do not want to get killeded ohhhh nearly I'm moving insta kill right around the corner

[40:04] Did James Gunn give you a pocket dimension? Did I drop the AK? No! It's right here! God dammit! I'm holding it! I'd never drop it! Whoa! That's not the mitt to the Death God!

[40:22] Anyway, one way to find out if Palpatine is just to be confused and annoyed, I'd imagine. um Dooku on Snoke

[40:34] you'd just be interested in how much of a threat he is politically I'm sure you'd think he could beat him though as to whether or not he could it's probably a no because ultimately Snoke is Palpatine right and then after discovering it

[40:47] I imagine he'd be like what's the plan Palpatine what are we doing hard to say what more would think depends which more we're talking about Also, what would talking think of Hux? I mean, pathetic. You just think of him as absolutely pathetic.

[41:07] I think he'd think of him as pathetic no matter which film we're talking about, too.

[41:20] Hmm. There's so many things I should get. Knock him out on the way. Alright, I think we should head right down and jump on the little panel thing as soon as possible,

[41:32] and then kill anything that gets near me with... Whoa! My... My killy thing. My weapon.

[41:45] Redeemable Batfilm foes and... Why them? Redeemable Batfilm foes? Um... like, which ones do I think are redeemable out of the films so far?

[41:59] Joker, probably not, in the 89 film. Then, Penguin, probably not. Catwoman, yeah, I mean, come on. Riddler, seemingly not.

[42:11] He kind of just goes fucking psychotic by the end. Two-Face, I mean, he seems to enjoy being evil, so probably not. Mr. Freeze, yes.

[42:23] Poison Ivy, no. Then we move into Scarecrow, probably not. Crane and... Racial Raz, your preference.

[42:35] Al Ghul, probably not. He seems kind of ultimately evil. Then Joker, no. Two-Face in Dark Knight. I mean, it's kind of a question mark.

[42:47] I think he's off his mind, too. Then Bane, no. And Talia, no. then his left the Alcone and the Riddler again and the lead Batman if we're only

[43:05] doing live-action movies Got him.

[43:19] Got him. Anyone else? Oh, there you go.

[43:31] All right. Let's get the other Master Equipment.

[43:48] What I'm going to do is run you around and then activate the thing and go.

[44:01] Whoa. Hmm. How about... Don't you step on the platform, fucking hell, could you, man?

[44:24] One down! Come along, friend!

[44:38] Hmm. Oh, that'll do.

[44:50] Off with the head. What's in here? Oh, my God, milk. Iconic. Oh, no, just chemicals. Same thing, really.

[45:04] Got some buffels. Some flesh, of course. and, oh, hello. Oh, boulder.

[45:19] What is that? Oh, medkit. Also, that might actually have been milk. Let's see. Oh, yes, of course. Now, um... Oh, don't be a silly muffin.

[45:33] Let's do that. I'm going to need to take some damage soon. running low on space. Or we could find The Merchant. That would also be handy-dandy.

[45:49] Do you know how it goes? I couldn't watch your latest Wednesday, you fat, because I still haven't seen that movie, but I now purchased the trilogy and will see it over the weekend. Excellent choice. I hope you'll love them.

[46:01] The Pornhub trilogy is kind of some of the best movies ever. so it's about time we covered them and I'm happy for any of them anybody to be

[46:14] checking them out because of that you can jump into our breakdown and you can jump into capital opinions breakdown with his his life partner I kid I have

[46:28] I have no idea. The two of them do the movie breakdowns, you know. They've done Shul of the Dead, I assume they'll do Hot Fuzz at some point, as will we.

[46:46] It's Hugh we've had on, we've had before. Monsieur Hugh. No, no.

[46:58] I feel like I'm missing something here, am I? No, what's that? Gum powder? Blue container? I missed things?

[47:10] My God. Where is this alleged gum powder? What are you talking about, Matt? you guys see any gump out of here

[47:28] one of my buttons um

[47:42] hmm I'm apparently staring right at it oh maybe it's above Did it already jump down? Oh, yeah, it might be above.

[47:57] Well, that's unfortunate. What about loot container? Oh, didn't I do this already? Okay.

[48:12] Alright, then. Very well! I think we'll just move right along.

[48:28] Ooh, we have a save point. Well, you... Oh, hello. I know what I'm shooting soon.

[48:40] Is there a merchant around here? Let me check the map. Okay, I've got a bunch of coins.

[48:54] Loose container, locked container. Not even storage. Damn. That's no good. Uh-oh.

[49:06] I do not have the space for this game. Oops. Convert all into coins, and that will be fine.

[49:18] Hi. Oh, alright, I can do this.

[49:33] I can't even get a ritual chalice anymore. Oh dear. My health is a little too full as well.

[49:46] Gentlemen, I would say we are quite in trouble for Stora. Lots of things to throw at people though. I'd say there's probably good reason for that.

[49:59] I say, I say... Hmm.

[50:15] Luke locks... locked. Good God man, do we not have any sources of merchant ore container? I don't even know

[50:31] what I could do with my storage container. I think I've like stocked it full at this point. Though I guess we could trade out these, would be something. Okay, is there like a horde thing that's gonna happen here so let's get that activated so that I can at least

[50:52] spend some ammo I do think I'll need some kind of key Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

[51:10] Shit. Okay. One of you has what I need. Um, nah, don't be selfish.

[51:22] Uh, where am I to? EFAP is censored here in Greenyland, the best way I've found to get around censored words is to break it up with full stops so turn censored words into acronyms

[51:35] that is the way around things favorite Star Wars reviews and why other than yourself? well, I mean, you know back in the day, I thought Wolf was something else enjoyed it all

[51:48] I gotta put this down straight away I guess well let's do this

[52:00] I think I yeah holding on to that is not possible um other stall you know you're stressing memory because I'd have to think of all those ones I would have watched

[52:13] I mean ER um oh hello another one on this side I'll go up this side

[52:26] what am I looking for it's ok I can always replace them if I need to

[52:42] oh alright have to collect indeed Okay, so using this will probably activate a whole bunch of Slim Flammaray. If I head up here, I've got bear traps on this end.

[53:00] I've got three throwables in here. This could work, I think. I'll just put a little safe. I'll try and use some rifle ammo, but I should also try and get this Mesa completed.

[53:25] And uh, probably throw some shit. And there's a code I think I've gotta figure out, but I don't mind doing that once we've dealt with what is to come. My theory is correct.

[53:40] I shall put this in here. Oh, nice. And you'll get that one. Yeah.

[53:57] Okay, moving on. Oh. wait what? oh

[54:11] shut your phone up aw man

[54:24] dude ugh still going horribly wrong, horizon onesie right now, probably assault rifle

[54:36] all right why are you going that way?

[54:53] all right bring as many as you got Wait, oh, I don't have the puffer cap yet.

[55:08] Come on. Pull up tube, loser. Oh, wow, he deserves a die.

[55:23] Dude, the, uh, the chain thing is awesome. It's just awkward as fuck that he has to, like, take a few seconds before he lifts the cube, and then activate the chains. But you hold down V and you have to sort of just awkwardly wait.

[55:37] But now, knowing all of that, first of all, I've got to replace this, because it fucking annoyingly did not work. Who would fucking be a trip?

[55:52] It was all sound in theory, but this time, my telekinesis is going to hit. Alright, down you go. Stopping Liz.

[56:07] Yeah, I think that's all I can do. Alright. That's just regular.

[56:23] Someone come on! Do I want to use this to completion? Probably not.

[56:37] Ummm, no I want to use the assault rifle and telekinesis for now.

[56:54] Excuse me. All right, hang on.

[57:13] Ladies, gentlemen, welcome to the pain parlor. Thanks for playing.

[57:30] Oh, technical.

[58:00] Doesn't look like I have to spend some health anywhere.

[58:15] I'm feeling like I'm going to be able to make room in this... Oh, see, that's looking better already. Bandage... Oh.

[58:27] I mean, honestly, yeah. I got space now. Hang on. There you go.

[58:41] That's frustrating. Give me you. Give me you.

[58:57] Not my best run, but I think we're going to have to take it because I'm not going to be able to store everything otherwise.

[59:17] I'll allow it, okay? Normally, I probably wouldn't. My invisible gun is there. Don't worry. I've got the chalices. It's repairs ready to go on something I can't use it on just yet.

[59:29] My house is full. I can reload the shotgun if I pick up shotgun shells, so there's that. Hmm. So I have a code... ...to find around here.

[59:49] How many numbers written on the wall out there? probably should have used those some scrap

[1:00:01] there's an arm in the wall more scrap four eighties umm

[1:00:25] Hmmmm.

[1:00:47] Gunpowder maxed out. Let's have a look. probably a felt rifle ammo

[1:01:08] well, I can save, but I figure I'll try and find this code first but we aren't east of court

[1:01:25] Where are you?

[1:01:45] I haven't thought of the box enough for this one. Well, it's on homosexuality. I think it's pretty gay. Well, it sounds kind of homo to me, but what do I know?

[1:02:02] I just, I hope they do all right. Aqua homo. Oh, I will take those scraps.

[1:02:19] I'm trying to think of every possibility. Do these things spell out numbers, maybe? perhaps the number is further on, but I'm inclined to believe it's not.

[1:02:41] Perhaps something engraved. Homer's actual. Uh, yeah, is there a homosexual? Homosexual. I wonder if there's anything a bit through the back. Probably not.

[1:03:22] Must be missing something.

[1:03:34] I don't think there was any notes around here. I realize I shouldn't pick those up because it cost me suffering.

[1:04:12] Oh. I beat your record, fuck it, put it the code number.

[1:04:24] Super helpful, because you don't. What is that, 555552? I beat your record, fuck it, put it the code number.

[1:04:43] um what record are they talking about like is this a game they're playing well three fives this is two fives and two I give this something I can use as a

[1:04:58] some dumbbells oh Jesus I got two of these now

[1:05:14] I think we're all good to go I'll just save if you wouldn't mind video game

[1:05:28] So everything about ER, Random, and Nick, I suppose, in that order, the deadpan humor,

[1:05:41] the incisive critical analysis, and his ability to weave insane references

[1:05:53] that most people would never even have connected to build up multi-layered jokes. And I enjoy his willingness to let a joke fail out of his confidence that he thinks it's a strong one.

[1:06:09] You know, you've got to take some risks on that sort of thing every once in a while and buy gum. For every bad joke you tell, you might just get an utter banger.

[1:06:21] Take some scraperinos. He'd never try opioids. No. No he wouldn't. What bat film would you write ideally?

[1:06:34] Bat film? Um, I don't know. I don't think I'd be suited for that, but I would speak the advice of people who are obsessively invested in the Batman And try and gun for what feels like it been left as a gap So like the problem of what era of Batman

[1:06:56] and what villain of Batman has yet to be properly represented. Perhaps not represented enough, you know?

[1:07:10] I got some friends who know their shit about Batman that can help me out. This place is weird, man.

[1:07:24] But to be honest with you, most of the places I visited have been weird. Ooh. Have you given any thought to our previous conversations, Hayden?

[1:07:38] Oh, there you are. Do you still not see the earning of your voice? Oh, my voice, you're in. No, I don't deny it. I guess. How enticing.

[1:07:50] You have such potential. We see it really so superior to others we have tested. Like the Scarlet Church's so-called true vision.

[1:08:04] Don't worry, I'll kill him for you. The perfect Cenobite. No, not at all. The Genesis Consideration was constructed for the right of rebirth.

[1:08:16] Its function is unique, but it cannot create new Cenobites. But the right of rebirth, is that for making Cenobites like Marlow was trying to do?

[1:08:28] No. Colin Marlow and his contemptible followers misunderstood the purpose of the Consideration to burn and eject it off the right.

[1:08:43] So, what's the configuration for? What's the right, really? I suppose there's no need to withhold this any longer. The Genesis configuration selects a resident mother for the right.

[1:08:58] That'd be funny. Possessing a womb. Yes. Yes. She has a necessary unquenchable void. and strength of will to provide appropriate knowledgement.

[1:09:12] A full resurrection is required to meet this demand. Our faith. For what? You will see soon enough. Until then, consider my words.

[1:09:27] What less do you hear? In this world of restless discontent, we offer the far-reaching of experience. Pain and pleasure and all sheer euphoria beyond definition.

[1:09:45] The refugee lab awaits you. Hagen Lynch. So, I'm definitely killing Marlo, and then we gotta be making a decision, which I presume at this point is gonna be whether or not I become a Cenobite.

[1:10:00] Here we go, guys. I'm probably gonna choose yes on that front, but we'll try and save the forehead. Hey fellas, crazy partners are having here.

[1:10:17] The labyrinth has constructed upon this world. Whoa! Oh, shit!

[1:10:31] Uh, fuck you, first of all. This is a good latch.

[1:11:05] The Labyrinth constructs all creatures of desire, seeking nourishment in the river of anguish.

[1:11:27] On that front, this is manageable. Manageable inventory, I'd say. I need to... Oh hello, where are you going? This way?

[1:11:40] I'll put you there again. On there.

[1:11:57] Whoa! Right! God dammit! Out the fucking way! Thanks, these people are so rude.

[1:12:10] Well, no way you guys can follow me in here. I'm playing stealth mode.

[1:12:30] Oh, slam. I think. Cause some pain and get the box up to chain mode. Oh, they're still mad they don't know what to do. I hope to set them, I think.

[1:13:00] This one is equipped right? Yeah, okay Oh my god

[1:13:18] Oh, nah Can't see you

[1:13:30] Jesus. Well.

[1:13:42] Sometimes you have to be taken to that.

[1:14:00] I could get beat a man while he's down.

[1:14:18] Now I never get tired of the changes, it's awesome.

[1:14:36] I hear grumbling.

[1:14:48] I guess I like that they try to move away from it or something.

[1:15:18] They are simply seeking experience. And what would I be if not provided?

[1:15:32] Give it a little push. Ah! Right mate? If it isn't my cabin, then maybe it's human.

[1:15:45] I'm waiting for some answers, Sora. I know a face of bullshit. Why exactly have you been helping me? Well, I'm the guardian of the Genesis configuration, you could say. My job is to keep it circulating, doing its thing.

[1:16:02] And now that I'm in the ocean, I guess I'm here to grease the wheels. Then why the hell is that your job? I'm what the Cenobites call an Eremite. Not a big deal.

[1:16:14] My mom shacks up with one of them and here they are. And, thank you. The Cenobites have weird half-a-bites like you walking around. Why do they need me for any of this?

[1:16:27] Because they can't do shit on their own. Not in this realm, anyway. That's why Eremites exist. And, to answer your first question, They chose you for a reason, you know.

[1:16:39] I bet they knew you'd come after Sunny and open the box yourself. Appearing to humans who chose the configuration is the only way a center-by-ten can have a say in the world.

[1:16:51] Huh. Hmm. You brought them here to shit. Well, let's give you something else to chew on, then. Tell me, what is life going to look like for you once this is all over? I don't know.

[1:17:03] I usually try to go with the flow, but it always ends up too late. Maybe you need to take out the funk I've seen in you tonight and use it to pursue something you actually want.

[1:17:15] Right. Well, you should have known better than to ask me, Jeff. We'll see. Nice little shop you got set up.

[1:17:28] Beautiful, really. So, what have we got here? So much has happened since I began writing this book. It is of no exaggeration to say that I have spent days, if not weeks, of my life in dreaming the world we are destined to make.

[1:17:42] It has weighed heavily on me, knowing what I have promised, and knowing that I am responsible for its fruition. Sometimes I question myself. Yes, even I, who seems unwavering in the heights of sensation, is willing to climb.

[1:17:55] Sometimes question. I wonder if I have been misled. But then it comes back, the vision so clear, a world in which our yearning ceases to be an abstraction, an emptiness we struggle to give voice to, where it is instead a part

[1:18:10] of our flesh. It manifests as great supple limbs of desire, their touch divine with nerve ends so sensitive, so calibrated that everything we feel hits high and hits right.

[1:18:23] When the new world comes, I will rewrite these pages with the flourishes of a new and reborn hand. Then and only then will this work be laid to rest. Remember, my beloved reader, it will be great of the Mercedes-Benz, but we will have all of humanity to play with.

[1:18:40] Damn. I don't think it works out quite as he expected. I just remembered. I thought like that, it actually gets me my gun back. So, let me, first of all, sell this choice

[1:18:57] oh dear look at that what? oh god whatever it was just okay

[1:19:09] ladies I have things you're going to love buy my labyrinth remnant prune trinx ah you could have cleaned it first

[1:19:21] I can make a return on investment with it Bruno's Nest is worth a bunch. Now, what do I want more than anything? Double drum magazine.

[1:19:36] Again, I've got... I think I've got like bullet pen on it, so I probably want that more than double drum. Um, sell my near-broken baseball bat, I assume is probably the way to go.

[1:19:53] I'm very busy. Don't make me shoot y'all. The skull crusher.

[1:20:08] I might want the pistol back at this point simply because I can. I like you there. in. Let's put you in. Repair kit is ready to go. Like that. I'll move you up here.

[1:20:25] And then shotgun ammo and rifle ammo and a heal. Then we have a repair kit as well.

[1:20:44] I wouldn't mind taking the pistol with me, but I'm not sure if it's worth the space at this point. If I'm heading into, like, a final boss...

[1:20:59] Oh, my. I don't know if I'm heading into a final boss at all.

[1:21:13] Hmm. I think I'll drop the advanced repair kit for now.

[1:21:28] Eat the heal. Grab me the pistol ammo. Ammo, ammo, ammo, ammo. Ammo everywhere. Let's all have a drink, or whatever that saying is. And then...

[1:21:40] Anything else I really want to take here? Not really. Though what's awkward now is I can't really pick anything up that's chunky.

[1:21:52] Not that I'm dear to anyway.

[1:22:07] Why do they have to be this size? Why couldn't they just perfectly line it? So unfortunate. Yeah, auto-slaughtering doesn't help me either.

[1:22:24] I'll leave that for a second. What else do I want to buy off you? I can't use our inventory expansions now. Nope, nope, nope, nope.

[1:22:37] I wouldn't mind buying a salt-rice ammo, honestly. Reduces recoil force, increases rate of fire. Can I supply this? I guess not. If you don't

[1:22:54] have the room for it, you can't buy even though... hang on, let's do that. Equipping that doesn't fuck me up, does it? No, it does. Can I do that with the other

[1:23:08] Yeah, let's make it more steep. Fully upgrade a firearm. That's cool with me. Once did such a decent length outlaw bid.

[1:23:23] How short ago that was, you've changed quick, man. I do make both long and short. Even against my better nature. Horrifying, I know. I don't think I'm going to buy any of this necessarily. At this point I would just buy ammo if I could, but I've really not got the space for it.

[1:23:44] And I'm probably going to pick up a bunch of stuff in a moment. Which makes me think I should drop the jagged mester, only because I need this for breaking armor if it comes up.

[1:23:59] and my guns can take care of the theoretical rest things, I can then put this... come on... right here, so now we can pick up

[1:24:13] three square things I'm doing it for sale! I'm waiting for movies 100 to be fully out so I can have the intended experience that YouTube subverted

[1:24:28] Oh my. Wait, how did I get two manual saves? I don't remember doing that. Um, but yes, uh, Wednesday, it's on, it's on Viva.

[1:24:43] Dumbandoor. The YouTube near you. I have the pistol as well, right? I missed you, boy.

[1:24:58] What does the map say about all our location?

[1:25:10] Save point, storage point, note point, and shop. Oh, what? See, there's a labyrinth room right there. Did that even come up on the map?

[1:25:26] I don't think so, but no way I'm heading in there with that. We've got to go and give that to the lady. Hello, Miss Lady. Hello. I have a lot of stuff you can't buy at the cinema.

[1:25:40] Now that's gorgeous. If this is a boss, we'll probably end up returning here soon. Change my inventory. I would, at maximum. Hey, Moop.

[1:25:52] Was re-watching the villain showdown? What is stopping the thing from attaching itself microscopically to organics? The movie implied each cell can assimilate. Can't stop it if you can't see it.

[1:26:04] There is an instinct, I suppose, in the thing to collect up more cells. Like that, you know, equals more strength, more survivability. The thing is not stupid, but it also perhaps isn't a planner of that degree.

[1:26:20] because of course it could in fact all like water and food before it gets found out would be another way for it to try and replicate but I think a lot of the things

[1:26:32] decisions in that movie come down to it oh this is a boss fight oh we got more ammo come down to it being you know making snap decisions

[1:26:46] and what it thinks are the best moves at the moment it's in So, I want a salt rifle ammo, I believe.

[1:27:01] It sure can. Yeah, that'll do it. See, I won't save now, because we might change my mind on re-entry.

[1:27:15] Oh Marlow. How are we supposed to be this way? Why? Why?

[1:27:27] It's all wrong. I should be an angel. A god. No. No, my god.

[1:27:40] I will build my paradise! Marlon... Aiden Lynch... You did this.

[1:27:52] Everything I've been building... It's all come apart because of you! Give yourself a little credit. Yeah! Let's see how you face death!

[1:28:05] Watch it for all I can do! I'm going to kill you! Come to me my faithful! Come and eat your desert! Hmm...

[1:28:17] I am ready to eat you! Come on!

[1:28:29] I'm going to steal that.

[1:28:59] I still don't like that, that you lose the telekinesis when they tag you. You're a butt loser.

[1:29:29] Alright. We know how it works. I think opening with a shulkin is a solid idea.

[1:29:45] I need to check my healing as well. I've got one kit and two bandages. That's probably enough. I'm not too worried. This time, I might just bring me some extra stealthy.

[1:29:59] A little bundle of joy. You can never have enough of those. Face yourself, okay? A little bundle... ...of joy. Is that alright with me?

[1:30:12] So, start with... Maybe start with Pistol, actually. Get some shots on his... his fring... ...fringo... glue... glue... guy. Not quite fringy guy.

[1:30:24] Wait... What? It's all wrong! I need to pee! I have a

[1:30:44] You sure? I'm not sure. Oh, you are. I'm not sure we can stop him here yet. I'm going to go ahead and do it again.

[1:31:23] I know about you, but I don't know what you're making me do.

[1:31:39] What do you know? I know about you, but I don't know what you're making me do.

[1:31:53] They need tools. They need tools.

[1:32:05] I am the man of the world.

[1:32:20] I am the man of the world. Whoa.

[1:32:53] I'm going to go ahead and get you.

[1:33:23] I am here as a fire in the dark, to protect the nation!

[1:33:35] I am here as a fire in the dark, to protect the nation! You are the best!

[1:33:47] Noy? I can't believe it.

[1:34:18] I can't take pride in trusting you! You hear that, m'boy?

[1:34:31] I can hear it on the street. You have never heard me say so! I'm not a moron!

[1:34:47] Oh, hey guys! I'm going up the hell chain yet, whoa. I'm going up the hell king yet, woah

[1:35:12] can I use these? How's my ammo looking? We got three shots in the shotgun and I'm actually running out for the fifth time in

[1:35:27] history. Are there shooties hiding?

[1:35:58] Oh, no! Help me! Help me!

[1:36:11] Oh, they can break, right?

[1:36:41] You extended the area. I'm not sure.

[1:37:22] I can feel the fire! Where's the meaning of something?

[1:37:40] Just do it, buddy.

[1:37:52] Get the fuck out of here, boy.

[1:38:22] You don't have a reason to exist. And I will poison you with your fucking existence.

[1:38:34] Thank you. Out of a man who thought himself a god. Should complete Sonny's restoration. Great. What a happy ending.

[1:38:46] Oh, Nito. All that ammo saving paid off.

[1:39:08] Isn't that me? Oh my.

[1:39:24] Butterball having some fun there. I suppose that's my face.

[1:39:45] Yeah, it's been a while. Mostly used to this at this point.

[1:39:57] Oh! The labyrinth is simply a mirror. Hey, Sonny! Got a present for ya! You've kept this place clean I presume Wouldn have wanted any visitors which went welcome We almost there Aiden

[1:40:31] It's okay. We'll be... Well, we're not amazing, I suppose. What's happening? You told me!

[1:40:46] This is normal. On your body, kill Dan. A life once taken is not really returned. It's time, Aiden Lynch.

[1:41:00] She is me. Kill Dan. As agreed, your flesh is forfeit. Step forth and offer yourself.

[1:41:31] Your role is complete. Now the great river begins. No, no, you need only to buy a pay-per-view account.

[1:41:53] I don't really regret killing the ones that we killed though

[1:42:20] oh Oh, no.

[1:42:38] Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Hold on. Man, that's my shooting arm. Escape the labyrinth. Get back to Sabi.

[1:42:57] At least they let me keep the configuration, huh? How's that? Get a chance over here. Yes! That is what I must do. Ummm...

[1:43:10] Boogie is one of a kind. I really despise Team Valley Benefit using that creature as entertainment. Platoon was right all along. She is. The Tomb is often right all along. It's rare that you should bet against him, if ever.

[1:43:25] Whoa! The Labyrinth has altered. Perhaps in ways that disgust.

[1:43:40] Someone said Boogie would fit well in the Hellraiser franchise in EFF 207. I would say he fits in the Soul franchise as Jigsaw's main antagonist. He belongs more so in the Soul franchise than Hellraiser, for sure.

[1:43:59] Or what? Or won't. Ummm... Yutabola has no media literacy because he likes the Cornetto Trilogy. The underlying metaphors are antithetical to current day.

[1:44:16] Ummm... You know... I don't know about you guys, but I'm spotting some imagery here.

[1:44:30] I assume you mean because what lessons you can draw from the Cornetto Trilogy are not having been taken by many in the current day,

[1:44:42] is perhaps what you're trying to say. What are your thoughts about the Bioware shutdown? I'm personally happy that the Skinwalker Masquerading as a beloved company is gone. Yeah, I mean, it's a simple sort of math for me. I don't really care if a creator of bad products no longer gains the money to create because customers no longer purchase the products.

[1:45:04] It's like a straightforward thing. You can say it's unfortunate that people lose their jobs, but hopefully they can find jobs where they can make better stuff. It's just very straightforward. And, of course, it's never worth confusing what they were with what they are.

[1:45:19] It's always worth keeping that in mind. more I've recently started a physical media collection I've already had a Star Wars at one through six T1, T2, I'm wondering what movies and TV shows you would consider required for a collection if I don't know

[1:45:31] what to get next, well whatever's your favorite honestly, I could recommend like what I think are the best things ever or what my favorite things are but that's for you to figure out, I'm not necessarily putting every one of the greatest films in my

[1:45:43] collection, they have to be ones that I truly do like have a passionate investment in but look to different franchises the things that make you feel and think the most stuff, what you end up drawing back to, you know.

[1:45:57] Metal has seen it, but I have a couple of displays above my workstation, and they are as follows. The Thing, Lord of the Rings, Shadow of the Colossus, Star Wars, and Alien.

[1:46:10] Not necessarily because they're my five favorites, but my God do I love the imagery in all of them. Whenever I'm taking a bit of a break, I can look up a bit, and I see them all. And they're all gorgeous.

[1:46:23] Uh, you know, so whatever makes you think about stuff like that, I mean, you can grab them up. No word of a lie, I thought that someone had somehow put a DVD case of Hellraiser on the roof of a bus stop tied down with chain-reinforced leather straps.

[1:46:38] That's commitment, that is. That's a fan that really wants to, uh, you know, express themselves. Oh lord.

[1:46:53] Oh lord.

[1:47:10] Uh. Is that enough? Wait, oh, oh. I mean, I can't jump in this game.

[1:47:28] It was not enough.

[1:47:44] You can make it over a little gap. I'm coming. Hold on.

[1:47:56] Oh, what?

[1:48:26] it's gonna stop flooding get moving

[1:48:38] Oh that's a good fucking light James, that's a short keeper for me.

[1:48:53] Almost there sonny, oh my god, I'm coming. Listen if you'll put off childbirth in the face please. Good god.

[1:49:08] No. Listen, I can't be dealing with you right now. I got my own stuff. Oh.

[1:49:21] And we're back. Complete the ritual of rebirth. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Are you? It's beautiful.

[1:49:50] Oh, look at the blood-borne territory now.

[1:50:02] I am a servant.

[1:50:15] This body, so deliciously raw, and very air upon my skin, is a storm of razor blades. The sensation of this queen, the power of revelation.

[1:50:32] is mine. Absolute goodness. Once I gaze upon the face of my God, he will transcend all boundaries of knowing.

[1:50:48] He will be so gross and dead to be settled. Hey, there is no dead. I did exactly what you asked. That is all your body can do.

[1:51:14] You have turned into a god so very well, reverend mother. You have earned that for which you bothered. And with the gaze of Leviathan, I see your absolute truth.

[1:51:29] Your undeniable worthiness. Will you join my gosh? Become Cenobite. And attain true enlightenment. Yes. Yes.

[1:51:42] I know. What? Dude, after everything I did... Aiden. What they offer. Fulfillment. I... I made my own deal with them.

[1:51:56] This right, rebirthing him, and with my pride. I... You... win! Aiden... right from the start.

[1:52:08] This whole time... This whole... FUCKING TIME! I knew that you... I will... I... Did everything I ever wanted to.

[1:52:21] Could you... ...buy... Can I at least get my own bag, I think? You... ...you... ...think... ...we... ...all... ...want... ...each other...

[1:52:35] It gives us a little bit different, no? Yeah, just a bit. Sorry, Aiden.

[1:52:51] The

[1:53:07] The world is full of love, wise and gentle. Beyond us lies a deeper realm, the birthing lakes and carrion houses of God.

[1:53:23] Our agony reaches its sweet climax. Savor the taste at this precipice of our desires.

[1:53:37] The Void of the Universe.

[1:54:07] You will be yourself, Aiden Lynch. I'll forget what left me here, a license of mundanity, a distant place, without your love for experience, your love for me, and much more.

[1:54:31] Oh, so much more. Well, you will not surrender, Lord.

[1:54:56] This isn't about sight. You have to choose your own destiny. You're not a hopeless case. You just... Your mind and humans can change.

[1:55:11] I think that's enough for you. Do I know? You're so good. The only thing you can take yourself over the edge.

[1:55:27] Well, what's it going to be, kid? You're closing the door on me. Listen, me personally, I probably would actually not do this.

[1:55:39] Because this has all been a fucking insane nightmare. So I think I'm just going to go live my new life. I'm going to go ahead and finish the story by denying the Cenobites offer.

[1:55:58] Listen, we'll try and do the other one as well. I'm gonna need a robot arm.

[1:56:11] I just don't care about the bleeding. It's fine. Coward.

[1:56:24] Now I wanna go play video games and stuff, you know? I mean, Sonny needs to... You're kind of a psycho for being queer. Besides this merchant lady, she has loads of guns, love picks, repair kits. I'll be fine for the rest of my life.

[1:56:42] Don't do it, Nate. I didn't expect you to stick around. What are you doing now? I'll figure out what kind of life I can make. Then I guess I'll say where it takes me.

[1:56:59] me and I'll try not to start it again. Well, I like it. But the unknown can be pretty scary. You up for it?

[1:57:29] Ah, a new day. I think... I can handle it.

[1:57:52] Oh. You think you understand, okay? The box was opened.

[1:58:07] We answered. The DJ been there.

[1:58:23] Beautiful lyrics. If you wanted me, call me all the time Now can't check out my cookies, I had them fried on Murgatown

[1:58:35] Listen, the only error was not having Pinhead say those lines, okay? I can suck those pimples You opened the box, indeed

[1:58:50] The evap on Shore of the Dead hit close to home since I'm at a similar spot in life trying to actually write a novel now, though it's hard going keep at it, keep up the whole point of the story is that there's

[1:59:02] you know, plenty of opportunity and you're all gonna be you're able to hit that sort of stride at any moment, just keep on trying, now I suppose what I'll do here is

[1:59:14] I hope continue takes me along, don't actually hit load actually, shouldn't I maybe continue takes me somewhere else aha, so you then knew what you wanted to do I want to be a cinema

[1:59:26] We'll see what happens. Yeah, that's probably the cinema version of the tip, for sure.

[2:00:00] I don't know. Satan, the enlightenment of life is only just beginning.

[2:00:12] Oh, we shall discover more than you could even think to desire. You can tell she likes Satan.

[2:00:30] Thank you.

[2:01:00] I thought they were going to maybe do a reveal of what he looks like at the end, but... Jesus webbed.

[2:01:15] It says DJ's back. I wonder if that's a set up for, you know, the future, right? Like, where this game will go. I hope they get a sequel.

[2:01:30] yeah um horrible tipple tipple tipples alright look I gotta be careful I don't know if this will get us in trouble or not the whole fucking game gets us

[2:01:42] in trouble all the time but uh that is Hellraiser Revival I think that was pretty fucking good if you ask me I could do like a bit of a wrap of

[2:01:56] the thoughts but I'm gonna have to catch up with you guys and that's just it. That time of year, so I'll recommend again that you watch Over the Garden Wall. It's a perfect fall show with a crack of comfy feeling even when all the horror creeps in as well as an all-star voice cast.

[2:02:09] I'll have to make a note. My list of things I've got to get around to is horrifying at this point, but, you know, we try. We try.

[2:02:21] I've been writing a deep dive into Hellraiser franchise for October. It's genuinely messed up what Dimension Films did to the series. you can see why Baka was so happy working on this again and the fans embracing it. Absolutely, dude. I haven't even seen, I've just been told to never ever go near most of the Hellraiser films.

[2:02:38] So I'm happy he's happy. Look outside, come into PlayStation and switch, which means a lowly council player of myself can finally play it. Also, favorite video game boss? Oof, that's a complicated question.

[2:02:51] Favorite video game boss? I don't even necessarily think. obviously in concept it would just be one that takes advantage of everything you've learned throughout the game, has a lot of intuitive ways to take it down, very, I don't know, spectacular in some ways,

[2:03:04] but also more so meaningful, you know, being hopefully the angle you go with that. As for what one I would pick, it's just going to be lots of selections from lots of your favorite and bestest games of all time.

[2:03:18] And as for Look Outside, being on multiple platforms, awesome. I love that game. Playface is very okay, but it's another DCU film that's just a copy of a better film that already exists. The substance, Frank and Scripps felt buried.

[2:03:30] Well, we're gonna give a big ol' breakdown tomorrow, so perhaps we'll see you all there. In the Witcher books, Geralt has a fling with a lady named Fringilla. When I read the books, I can't imagine her as anything but a big-titted fringy.

[2:03:45] Fringilla? Friggies? Frigg-frigg-dibbles? I don't know. Just watched the Buggy e-hat. Very disappointed to find out the Buggy 2988's name is not in fact John Boog. Eh, he can't win them all, eh?

[2:03:59] Even Fringy. Does an uneven Fringy mean that he is an odd Fringy? And what about the question of morality? Is an uneven Fringy an evil Fringy? Tell us. I don't know the answers to these questions. I think Fringy does, though. We'll have to find out from him, eventually.

[2:04:14] Great news, Mauler, my friend. GMG Mod Can Man is streaming Gollum even better he has the What Does Beast Mean glitch that Nick had everyone check out The Can Man 1984

[2:04:26] the more Gollum madness I'm so sorry that he's been cursed with both aspects yeah Spinhead Thor Bogey and Thor nah bit much

[2:04:38] yes I bring a warning from the future a Lego piece of the day super chat features multiple Lego guns you only get a lick of one of them or zero I'm not a cop very well I appreciate it

[2:04:50] how does Andor rank amongst your favorite shows not just Star Wars um if we I don't know tiered it it would probably be just below um like the highest ranks

[2:05:02] I do consider Andor pretty excellent and uh I still think every once in a while about Luton's role in the story and uh Episode 8 specifically and what I did with that and some

[2:05:14] good shit I very fond of Andal it's crazy when people love the lore make something great yeah the people who made this obviously fucking loved it you can tell you wouldn't even have to like Hellraiser

[2:05:26] to know that I did all this and all I got was an arm off poor Aiden like I said we'll get him a robot arm he'll be fine thanks for playing this sir also thanks to you

[2:05:38] I've been watching a lot of DeOrio is this really Molly that is a diabolical change of words there. Yeah, I think there's a few people who have started to hang out over here

[2:05:50] from there and vice versa. Nick does stream some video games. He knows his movies and TV shows are the ones that he's actually seen. And he does visit East Africa once in a while, so it'll work out.

[2:06:03] He also just randomly will have me on his stream if he's discovered some hilarious bit of lore, drama-wise. It's always rather funny. I actually appreciate it. I wouldn't do it

[2:06:15] knowing this franchise going with the Cenobites is a Faustian bargain well if it were me having done all this I absolutely would not however would Aiden do it? maybe maybe and then do you want to see

[2:06:27] what happens when you do it? of course is it even two hours long man? could use the extra time to start your long awaited return back to Resident Evil start Resident Evil 3 do it long man I'm afraid this is just me wrapping up what I was trying to do on

[2:06:39] Tuesday I think if not Monday I can't remember anymore I think it was Monday obviously meant to you know get this

[2:06:51] completed then though I guess it would have taken exactly two hours to do so but yeah I was going to wrap up it would be a shorter stream today

[2:07:03] what an actual baller twist that makes sense of the story of course the former nun Cenobite finds the commitment Aiden has to be hot yeah I think I think the other side of the bike don't give a fuck as to his role beyond

[2:07:15] his youth but she's like you know what you're not so bad give you a little chance here um Mark started playing Soma can't believe he said it wasn't a horror game

[2:07:27] and needed a gun shake my head fun to see people replay that after a while it's always good to see people give a run at Soma see what they think of its story and all that we got Untossed coming next year I think hopefully there's something

[2:07:39] fun to be dug into in that one as well But yes, Hellraiser Revival. What a surprise in terms of, if you guys remember, I wasn't even going to be playing this, really. I'd heard about it. I hadn't even seen the trailer.

[2:07:52] Upon looking at the trailer, I did think things were looking kind of cool. However, Hellraiser's just not hugely on my radar, as I said before. I like Hellraiser. I think it's really neat. There's lots of stuff I like about the first few movies,

[2:08:05] but broadly, it's just not something that I'm super invested in. So I could take or leave a new game. I was just like, eh, you know. But enough of you kept asking about it, so I was like, all right, I'll give it one go.

[2:08:17] And the first stream was just lots of fun. As I said, I think on World of UC, the thing I was surprised about is that it would introduce a mechanic, and it kind of felt to me like, okay, yeah, this is what we usually do,

[2:08:29] and that's probably, I don't know, about it, I assume. And then it kept introducing more and more things, and then having crossover, and, you know, the combat mechanics, Despite the fact that this obvious clunk, like with how exactly everything syncs up,

[2:08:44] a lot of it is the result of giving more freedom to the player to fuck around with, I feel. The kind of clunk I actually quite like in a game. I always have respect for a few, especially when you've got like civics,

[2:08:56] that you're trying to make work as best you can, but it doesn't always work fully successfully. The gunplay obviously works well enough.

[2:09:09] Same with the melee combat and the way that you sort of grab and throw things. And, you know, that all combined with flamethrowing and manipulating the environment and using traps and puzzles,

[2:09:23] and then the exploration, the management of resources, all of it felt like my brain was on the treadmill throughout, which is good stuff. I like a game that can grab my attention fully like that.

[2:09:37] The story is cool. I like it. I think his biggest weakness is probably Aiden himself. I'm a fan of how they did the Cenobites. I quite like the story and what we're doing with Sonny.

[2:09:50] I just don't find Aiden very interesting. He's sometimes kind of putty, probably unintentionally. Like, he's protagonist man. We've come across protagonist man in many, many games. And that's, you know, he's kind of like a stalk

[2:10:04] to allow for all kinds of different things. And I just, I don't know, me personally, doesn't resonate very much. Ethan Winter's kind of, yeah. He's a little strange, a little baffling.

[2:10:16] I'm not a huge fan of him, but everything else I think works really well. And I'm really glad they didn't skimp at all on the violence, or the nudity, or the drug use.

[2:10:28] They went hard on all of it. I was to respect the IP and still create a game that, let's be honest, is still going to get around. Like, quite a bit. As far as I know it has an excellent reputation with the fans and it's managed to, I think, break out a little bit, probably drag a few people into the IP. I've seen people say that they love the game and they've now started watching the films and that they're surprised that Hellraiser 1 and 2 doesn't have more, so to speak, Cenobite lore, you know?

[2:10:56] which is kind of funny because it's like oh yeah I guess that's how that would feel if you did them in reverse but I think it's a really good companion for Hellraiser 1 and 2 and plays kind of exactly

[2:11:09] how you would want it to as far as I can tell obviously soundtrack and the style the way they approach the labyrinth the real world the flesh the gore

[2:11:21] the way they sort of stream it artistically both because of the way that the Cenobites and, you know, the Leviathans control everything on that front, but also the wannabe cultists trying to earn their way into that.

[2:11:36] It gave access to all kinds of imagery that, I don't know, man, is just really, really impactful and excellent, I would say. Yeah, I really don't have much else to say

[2:11:48] other than it's a really fucking good experience and an easy hyper-recommend to anybody who likes Hellraiser, but also kind of just anyone who likes horror. However, I'd slap a warning on,

[2:12:00] if you're not good with gore or nudity or, you know, quite explicit content, this is probably not one for you. But, you know, you do what you can, I would say.

[2:12:14] And that probably takes us to the end. Easy recommendation, like I said, for me broadly, and I really liked it. I had lots of fun. Mouthwashing next. I know I need to play mouthwashing at some point.

[2:12:26] I will think about it someday. I'm not sure if I've got to figure out something else. Monday's coming up. I'm not even sure what I'm playing then. I don't know. Four, four.

[2:12:38] Um, where are we? That's a lazy game, walking sim? Oh, it's about the story, no? Is it not?

[2:12:50] People are saying random film toys streaming. Is that true? Audio routing issue. He's having an audio routing issue. Yeah, we got no voices. What the fuck? He's got no voices, guys.

[2:13:06] Fucking Until Dawn. All right, I will raid him for sure. You guys can all say hello and hopefully encourage him to have some fun. The fun that he can have on Until Dawn.

[2:13:18] is apparently streaming it with the old wife. Until next time, everybody. Don't even know what I'll stream on Monday, or if I'll even stream on Monday, because I've got lots of stuff to do. So, regardless, it's been fun

[2:13:30] hanging out, and, well, yeah, like I said, I'll see you next time. Toodle-dee-doo. Toodle-dee-doo.

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